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Aperture Science Vinyl Decals
"It's no secret that we love Portal. After playing Portal 2, we went back and replayed the original. And then replayed Portal 2. In one Saturday. Then came the dreams. Suddenly, we were in the test chamber with the portal gun. GLaDOS was calling us portly and insulting our parentage. And it looked strangely familiar... like the ThinkGeek offices, except every desk, computer, file cabinet, and wall was emblazoned with the Aperture Science logo. If you dream of being an employee of Aperture Laboratories, this decal set is for you. Turn anything you own into the property of Cave Johnson & crew by slapping a decal on it. That's right, your computer, your car, your refrigerator, your file cabinet, all of these can instantly be property of Aperture Science. Each kit comes with one large die cut vinyl decal and two smaller decals and you have a choice of color - black or white. (Cake or lies?) Product Specifications Create your own Aperture Science merchandise Die cut black vinyl decals for fans of Portal & Portal 2 Officially licensed Portal/Portal 2 collectible Kit includes: 1 large (3"" x 12"") decal 2 small (1.56"" x 6.25"") decals"
$6.49 $12.99 (- 50%)
Ice Speed Chess Set
The old men at the park will be green with envy. Pop these unique chess game ice trays in the freezer while you consider your opening move. Play a Winner Eat All game with frozen juice pieces and an aggressive strategy or use colored water and see how many games you can play before your pawns melt. Or just have chess piece ice for your mojito. Your move...
SNES USB Controller
The early 90s gave us arguably the best console system ever created: the SNES. With games like Super Mario: All-Stars, Street Fighter II, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, Super Mario World 2, Chrono Trigger, and Donkey Kong Country, it was a miracle that the world population continued to rise; most people stopped leaving their houses. But, sadly, technology advanced and SNES fell into the background. It became harder and harder to revisit the system when Nintendo continued to release better and better systems. The SNES was relegated to a box in the basement, attic, or storage unit, never to be seen again. But now we have the emulator! The emulator allows gamers to get the SNES system onto their computers and fall in love with their favorite games all over again. The only issue with computer play is that you’re limited to experiencing the best video game system ever made on your lousy keyboard. Meh. With the SNES USB Controller, all you need is a USB port and your tears will fade away. An exact replica of the original 6-button and directional pad brick controller, you’ll feel like you’ve traveled back in time to a year before your SNES went up in smoke from too much gameplay. Product Specifications Plug and Play SNES controller to play emulator games No extra driver required, all you need is a USB port Super sensitive buttons for precision control Supports Windows and MAC
Batman Money Clip
It's a pity that Bruce Wayne couldn't use this money clip. At least not while he's being a billionaire playboy. Then again, we figure that he probably doesn't carry large wads of green. On the other hand, Batman isn't exactly swinging the Batmobile through the drive-thru at his favorite burger joint either. So it's up to you to fly your Bat flag high with this super sweet Batman Money Clip. It's a tiny batarang that folds protectively over your precious money, keeping it from flying away...
Kegzie Beverage Cooler
Hold us closer, tiny kegger. We‘ll be your blue-jean baby and give you a pirate smile and go dancing in the sand. Are we drunk? Only on life, friends. Only on life.
Pixel Heart Heat Changing Mug
We all like to sit around and complain that we need caffeine to take on the oh-so-hard task of sitting on our expanding backsides and typing for eight hours. "Oh no," we say. "Don't talk to me about that spreadsheet until I've had my 4-cup French press!" Do you know who thinks you should STFU? Mario. Link. Other heroes who are busting their tails in the wild to rescue princesses and save the world. Think of them next time you complain about being bored in a meeting...
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Authentic Models Vaugondy 1745 12.75-Inch Diameter Tabletop Globe
12.75-inch diameter; 19.75-inch height. Black oceans and continents with white outlines and text. Black solid hardwood stand with chrome finial and feet. Accurate replica of 18th-century original globe. Dramatic color scheme for modern eye-catching style. History and modern style combine in the Authentic Models Vaugondy 1745 12.75-inch Diam. Tabletop Globe which features the construction and details of an 18th-century globe in a striking black and white color scheme. The papier mache core is similar to the original construction techniques of the time and hand applied paper gores replicate cartography from the original ancient globes. This striking all-black globe uses thin white lines and type to display the historical information and is offset by a simply modern stand made of black solid hardwood with shiny chrome feet and finial. This distinctive globe can be a great conversation piece a stylish accessory or an educational tool.About Authentic ModelsAuthentic Models strives to create and distribute a comprehensive collection of historic and fine art reproductions worldwide. Haring Piebenga founded the company in 1968 and today AM is a European wholesale manufacturer with warehouses and corporate offices in Oregon and Amsterdam. AM pursues original items at auction and uses these models for their design ideas. Each hand-made item appeals to the human need for nostalgia intrigue and beauty by evoking a story from the past. High-quality construction using only the finest materials ensures that these charming pieces will become treasured heirlooms in their own right.
$212.00 $249.00 (- 15%)
Pair of Giant Googly Eyes
In our imagination world, everything has a face and talks to us. Our chair has eyes and sings, our water cooler has eyes and asks us how our day is going, and our fridge has eyes and coaches us on selecting healthy snacks. The part that makes them all so adorable is the eyes (really, we don't listen to Mr. Fridge that much). And now our imagination can enter the real world with this Pair of Giant Googly Eyes...
SpillNot No-Spill Mug Holder
We love our coffee and TeaEarlGreyHot and caffeinated hot chocolate, but if we had a nickel for every time we've spilled hot beverage on ourselves, we'd have at least five dollars. Who knew the walk from the kitchen back to our cubes would be so fraught with danger? The SpillNot mug holder will save you from spills with the magic of physics! Science FTW! Here's how it works: When you hold a cup of hot beverage, inertia keeps the liquid from moving. But when you walk, you create horizontal force, causing the side of the cup to press against the liquid, which then rises up and over the edge of the cup. The flexible loop handle of SpillNot cannot deliver a lateral acceleration to the saucer or the cup. As the handle moves horizontally, the saucer and cup swing up slightly in the opposite direction, balancing everything out so the liquid stays in the cup. When you are walking normally, the only force acting in a direction that is not parallel to the sides of the cup is the force of gravity. (Of course, if you apply a vertical force by jerking your hand around or dropping the SpillNot, all bets are off!) If the SpillNot is swung all the way around in a loop such that the cup is upside down at the top of the arc, the liquid does not pour out of the cup due to the force which acts in the opposite direction as gravity when the cup is at the top of the arc. (Note: Try this outside with plastic cups first. You need to experiment to get the right amount of speed in your swing.) Ready to carry your burning hot beverage around the office with confidence? Prepared to amaze your friends with crazy stunts starring physics? Get your own SpillNot and be the Mr. Wizard of the office. Product Specifications Genius invention that lets you carry a full cup without spilling it Put the cup on the base, lift and carry SpillNot by the strap You can even do tricks (with some practice, try outside first!) Excellent gift for: science teachers, people who spill drinks a lot Black plastic base with non-slip coaster and woven nylon strap Dimensions: 7.5" tall, 6.25" at widest point, 4.5" wide base for mug
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World's Largest Coffee Cup
"Sometimes it takes one cup of coffee to start our engines in the morning. Some days are two cuppers. And then there are days like today when it feels like only straight up electricity could perk us up. Today is a 20 cup day. But we're too tired to get up and down and get 20 cups throughout the morning. Good thing we have the World's Largest Coffee Cup. It's 20 regular cups of coffee in one giant, massive, awe-inspiring cup! Each World's Largest Coffee Cup weighs a little over 10 lbs. It weighs a little over 10 lbs. empty, that is. This means not only will you be getting waaay too much coffee with one cup, but you'll also be getting some arm exercise. But do you really need your own World's Largest Coffee Cup you are wondering? Well, you don't want someone else in the office to get it first do you? Yeah, we're just looking out for you, is all. You're welcome. Please note: No puppies were given coffee for these photos. Whimsy was staring at some treats. We just thought it would be cute. So there. World's Largest Coffee Cup A giant among beverage containers. Holds up to 20 normal cups of coffee . . . or some soup . . . or a small chicken. Made of porcelain - hand wash recommended. Weight: 10.3 lbs (empty). Dimensions: 10"" diameter x 6.5"" tall."
$27.99 $39.99 (- 30%)
If you're like most geeks, your work environment can be a depressing and sterile place. Designed to crush your soul to squeeze the last few ergs of energy out of each and every wageslave, grey walls, grey carpeting, and anemic flickering fluorescent lighting all combine into something truly evil. Unfortunately, you've got bills to pay, so you punch in every morning and punch out every night feeling a little more dead with each passing day...
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AeroShot - Breathable Chocolate
"We have a problem with the name of this product. ""Le Whif"" is not a word in French. Although we suppose that ""Le Smell"" or ""Les Microns of Food"" just doesn't sound quite the same. Oh well. It is what it is. We have to say, despite looking a little like you're sucking on a lipstick or smoking an extra short cigar, this product is pretty darn cool. Pop it open, stick it between your lips, and inhale through your mouth. Suddenly it will feel as though your tongue is bathed in tiny molecules of delicious chocolate. Because that's exactly what happens. You get all the taste of chocolate, but with none of the calories or guilt. Perfect for chocoholics on a diet! But because we know our audience, we're also stocking the coffee flavor pods, just in case you want the kick of coffee without drinking a cup. Product Specifications Recommended for use by geeks over 18 Special inhaler allows you to taste chocolate without eating A 3-pack of chocolatey goodness, including 1 Cherry Chocolate 1 Chocolate Chocolate 1 Mint Chocolate Tube is 100% biodegradable Each Whif contains 300mg of chocolate, 40-80mg per inhalation (less than 1 calorie) Great for dieters and possibly smokers who prefer chocolate flavor . No, it won't go into your lungs. The particles will fall deliciously on your tongue. Le Whif is ingested, not inhaled. Le Whif should not be used by people with ragweed allergies. May contain traces of soy and wheat Do not use Le Whif in conjunction with alcohol Chocolate Whif ingredients: Organic cane sugar, organic cocoa solids, organic vanilla, natural flavors. May contain traces of soy, wheat, and gluten."
$5.24 $6.99 (- 25%)
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Canned Unicorn Meat
Excellent source of sparkles! Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days...
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There's no place like 127.0.0.1 Door/Floor Mat
Tired of people stepping all over you? Well take your frustrations out by stepping all over these choice door/floor mats. Adorned with the peculiar 'There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1' phrase, consider them your own personal wormholes to a place where users invented clue and upper management gets outsourced...
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WTF are we going to write about for a WTF? mug description? We just have no effin' clue. Hopefully, you'll get the idea... 10 ounce black mug with 'WTF?' imprint on front.
$4.99 $9.99 (- 50%)