The Gun Mug
Most mornings, caffeine is required before your brain properly engages. Attempting to startle or aggravate a geek before he's had his morning jolt is asking for a world of hurt. Geeks can be downright snippy before they've had a chance to properly wake up. Extreme care must be taken in these circumstances. Every morning, without fail, there's that worthless jerk in the office that's been awake with the sun, and, with extreme perkiness, tries to engage you in mindless banter. Your synapses fire just enough to remind you that, indeed, you hate that guy. Relying entirely on your lizard brain to work the controls on the coffee dispenser, you pour a piping hot cup-o-joe into your Gun Mug. Seeing the handle and the trigger-grip, said jerk gets the message quickly and backs the hell off. Nobody wants to mess with a geek with a gun. Even if that gun is only loaded with coffee. Features Black ceramic coffee mug with pistol grip Looks bad-ass in your hand Holds 8 ounces of your favorite hot beverage Five by three by four inches Gun mug safety is no joke. Keep your gun mug properly maintained and clean at all times Dishwasher safe
Zombies Hate Stuff By Greg Stones
Overview: A revealing take of what zombies hate, what they don't mind & what they love, Filled with super-funny illustrations of indifference, loathing & affection, Everything you ever wanted to know about zombies but were too alive to ask, Imported, Author: Greg Stones, Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC, Hard cover, 64 pages, 5.10"w, 7.10"h
Alien Facehugger Plush by ThinkGeek
Don’t you wish there was someone, or something, at home that loved you unconditionally? The Alien Facehugger Plush can do just that! As soon as this little guy sees you he’ll try to jump up and give you a giant smooch. He loves you so much that he'll refuse to let go! He even told us that he wants to give you a super sweet present called a Xenomorph. We don’t know what that is, but it sounds pretty thoughtful. Who knows? Maybe it'll be another pet that is BURSTING with love... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Xtensor Gamer Hand Exerciser
You've got the greatest gaming rig out there. You've spent a lot of money on it - now it's a monolithic liquid-nitrogen-cooled monstrosity capable of pumping out smoother 3D video than real-life. Your pointing device is sensitive to a billion dpi, and your keyboard has a customized throw-distance tuned exactly to your finger length. After all this effort, you still get pwned by n00bs. What's the problem? Your rig may be awesome, and your brain may be sharp and quick, but if your body doesn't respond to your brain's commands correctly, you may as well be playing with mittens on. You need physical conditioning, Daniel-san, and there'll be no wax-on-wax-off, no sand-o-floor, no paint fence. The Xtensor is the only product on the market to perform with true biomechanical correctness, able to stimulate muscles and tendons in the hands, wrists and elbows that have been virtually off limits to all other devices. Repetitive gripping and squeezing of your game-controller or mouse forces extended isometric contractions of the flexor muscles of the hands and fingers producing an unnatural imbalance over time as the hands operate in a mostly closed position. For this reason, patients with hand, wrist and elbow disorders experience unnecessarily long healing times and high reoccurrence rates. Everybody got that? Flexing with the Xtensor between gaming sessions will make your reaction-times much quicker, and will mean no cramping hands after all-night fragging sessions.
"Dice are nice. Dice help us decide all sorts of things. Should we charge the dragon? Roll. YES! Should we eat more donuts? Roll NO! Wait, saving throw: YES! Huzzah, the donuts are ours! But until now, licking our dice was just a way to keep others from touching them. Presenting, in all its glory, the D20 Lollipop. Each D20 Lollipop is 20 sides of yummy cherry fun. And, what's best is you can lick the numbers off in any order you want! Not sure why we find that fun, but we do. Use your D20 Lollipop to curb that late afternoon snack urge, to satiate your desire to consume mathematical system units, and to make your DM jealous of your candy prowess. The D20 Lollipop you buy today could be your successful save vs. hunger tomorrow! For nutrition information, click here. D20 Lollipop Delicious lollipop that looks like everyone's favorite 20-sided die: the d20! Cherry flavored with hand-iced numerals. Dimensions: 2"" diameter."
USB Toast Handwarmers
"There was squee-fest in the ThinkGeek office when we got the sample for these USB Toast Handwarmers. The head Squee-er was Assistant Merchant Monkey Andrea, who danced down the halls singing about the cuteness of tooooast. Jazz hands while wearing stuffed toast gloves? Andrea did it. Since she's a huge fan of French toast (with challah, naturally), we weren't surprised that she latched on to these handwarmers and wouldn't let go. USB Toast Handwarmers are squishy and adorable, but the genius is when you plug them into the nearest USB ports and switch them on. In just a few moments, your hands will be wonderfully toasty. And yes, you CAN type while wearing them. Your friendly neighborhood copywriter monkey has been doing just that! Of course, she's under strict direction to return them to Andrea the French Toast Queen when she's done writing this product description. Get your own toasty warm hands and conquer your always-freezing office with adorable plush foodstuff. Product Specifications Strap some toast to your hands to keep them toasty warm Plug into your USB port and they get toasty quickly Set your level of warmth to low or high Adjustable strap lets you get them as snug as you like Size: One size fits most hands Dimensions: Each toast is 5.5"" x 5.5"" Weight: Each toast weighs only 2 oz Cord length: 57"" Compatibility: PC, Mac, Linux, any USB-enabled device that can handle 5V, 3W with 1.5M USB line. Note: While totally adorable, these are not suitable for children under 6. Addendum: Sadly, not edible."
Geek Chic Solid Scents
"Want to stand out at your next gaming convention (for the right reasons)? Need to impress that gamer cutie you met on your online dating site? Just feel like smelling different than your soap? Stay tuned, because we're about to unleash the awesome. Geek Chic Solid Scents are handmade perfumes/colognes inspired by your favorite geeky things. They are vegan and cruelty-free so you can smell sexy without any guilt. They're perfectly portable, great for travel, and cost-effective. We're starting with three scents inspired by a certain RPG that involves dragons in a certain age. Let us know how you like them and if you'd like more scents! Frisky Pirate: ""I win because I cheat, Kitten. I thought that was obvious."" Crisp aquatic notes swirled with fresh water lotus, mint, and Tahitian vanilla. Ripples of sweet liquor. Wrapped in leather, smoke, and gunpowder. Unisex (more aquatic & fresh than flowery). Vengeance: ""Since when is Justice happy? Justice is righteous. Justice is hard."" A melange of amber, sandalwood, vanilla, and cedarwood. Mixed with dried scrying herbs and divination spices. Smattering of tea leaves, crushed mint, and a pop of sparkling aldehyde and earthy fig. Unisex, but leans toward male. Witch of the Wilds: ""We have a dog... and Alistair is still the dumbest one in the party."" Scrying herbs, ritual spices, fresh greens, oakmoss, patchouli, and sandalwood. Tempered with exotic mint and sweet vanilla. Earthy and herbal without being spicy. Unisex, but leans toward female. We'd love to see some pictures of your smiling faces wearing Geek Chic. Send in your Customer Action Shots and you could win a gift certificate! And hold up your Solid Scent package, unless of course you've managed to send smell-o-pictures through the intertubez. Product Specifications Solid scents inspired by your favorite geeky things Perfectly portable, great for travel, and cost-effective Alcohol-free and vegan Click here for a list of ingredients Hand/geek-made cosmetics contain no fillers or skin irritants Net weight: 0.07 ounces"
Crystal Cube Firejewel Necklace
There are a couple of ways a girl can get that "glow" people talk about: 1. Get pregnant. We hear this is a sure-fire way to glow. Of course, it involves several complications, some of which will be with you for the rest of your life. Possibly living in your basement. 2. Expose yourself to low levels of radiation. This one's nice because you might get a bonus super-power with it. But, once again, it leaves you with lifelong issues...
Doctor Who Adipose Stress Toy
"The fat just walks away!" Gosh, we wish those Adipose pills had actually worked without the pesky side effect of death. We could have fit a lot more of us in those elevators at Dragon*Con. Sadly, we're just going to have to hit the gym and attempt spin class. If copy stops being written, you'll know why. Take care of our monkey families and don't forget to spread our ashes in downtown Indy during GenCon. We want to be with our people...
Suck UK Teddy Bear Lamp Brown
113 67 Bear or lamp? Lamp or bear? Yup, those guys over at Suck UK have done a good job at playing with our minds with this weirdly wonderful teddy bear lamp shade. Slightly Frankenstein-esque, but still completely lovable, our super cuddly half-breed bear is sure to win a place on your bedside table as well as your heart. Details: - Textile & plastic - Shade diameter: 30cm - Bulb: 12V energy efficient screw bulb (included) - Cord switch
Arcade TR Floor Lamp by Aureliano Toso
Like shooting stars, the tiny bulbs at the end of arching stems create a heavenly appeal. The Aureliano Toso Arcade TR Floor Lamp also features delicate, handmade glass accents that twinkle and shine, offering stunning ambient illumination for any contemporary space. Designed by Vincent Lo. Italian lighting design company Aureliano Toso Illuminazione dal 1938 creates innovative lighting that is based in the greatest 1930s Italian glassmaking traditions. Their current line of fixtures decorates, illuminates and invigorates any modern space. Aureliano Toso is a brand of the FDV Collection.
Djeco Lightweights To Hang - Dragons
A set of 3 card dragons from djeco. 38 cm, 10 cm and 4 cm
Star Wars Han Solo Carbonite Chocolate
It's tough being a crime lord. You need to keep track of your bounty hunters, your smugglers, your assassins, your bodyguards, your dancing girls, your droids. You need to rig the gambling games to be sure the house keeps an advantage. It's a pretty rough life. Lucrative, sure, but rough. Sometimes, you just want to escape to a simpler way of doing business. Which is why Jabba has opened his own sweets factory. A little side venture where he makes Lightsaber Popsicles, Wookiee Cookies, Candy Rancorn, Twi'lek Dancer Lollipops, and the ever popular coconut Wamparoons. Getting these Han Solo in Carbonite Chocolates shipped in from a galaxy far, far away took a long, long time, but they're finally here! Enjoy this rich chocolate bounty from Tatooine's Tasty Treats. For nutrition information, click here. Product Features Gourmet Dark chocolate molded to look like Han Solo frozen in carbonite Trust us, chocolate tastes much better than carbonite Comes in a box suitable for gifting to your favorite Star Wars fan Officially licensed Star Wars edible delight Exclusive product designed and manufactured by ThinkGeek Each bar is 4.5 oz of premium dark chocolate and measures 6 inches in length
"Okay, water is awesome. We can’t deny that. And perhaps its best feature is that it can freeze (You know that ""ice"" stuff? That's made of water!). And not to mention that when frozen, it's practically perfect for warm beverages. But wait, there's a catch! If the temperature doesn't stay below freezing, then the hard water starts to melt and your drink becomes all watery and doesn't taste good anymore. It's all very scientific stuff. You wouldn’t understand. Luckily, a few great soapstone workers in Perkinsville, Vermont have created Whiskey Stones. These little ice-imitators are specially designed to put a slight chill in your Whiskey. All you do is put them in the freezer for a few hours and then pop a couple into a glass of single malt. Once you're done, rinse, dry and do it all over again! And no need to worry about a watery drink, because these stones don't dilute (that’s the best part). Dylan Thomas would've loved these things. We hope you will too."
Dancing Cat Speaker
This Dancing Cat is a super cool gift that will give you hours of entertainment!
Spock Cookie Jar
"If you have a sweet tooth, you might think that your cravings for sugary delights are totally illogical. Out of nowhere, your brain screams, ""COOKIE!"" Suddenly all of your thoughts veer off course and all you can think about is sinking your teeth into a soft, squishy, sweet chocolate chip cookie. You can feel the texture of it. The way the sugar seems to make a beeline from your taste buds straight to the pleasure center of your brain. Truth is, those cravings are totally logical. Our bodies are programmed to want sugar, fat, and salt. These desires live deep in our caveman brains. When we find a food that has a combination of these things - say, a warm, soft, gooey chocolate chip cookie - our brain lights up like a carnival. Thus, Spock here doesn't judge your cookie cravings. He knows they're totally logical and he’s equipped himself to provide you with the sugar, fat, and salt your brain wants. Nom away! Product Specifications Ceramic cookie jar shaped like the bust of Spock Officially licensed Star Trek collectible Can easily hold a package of store bought cookies, or an equivalent amount of homemade noms Love your Spock Cookie Jar - hand wash only"
Teeth Poster Movie 11 x 17 In - 28cm x 44cm Jess Weixler John Hensley Josh Pais
2008 Teeth Reproduction Poster Print Style A - Approximate Size 11 x 17 Inches -28cm x 44cm
"Nobody was quite sure what caused it. An alien pathogen riding the tail of Halley's Comet? Some government ""rage"" virus? Radiation from a downed satellite? Your guess is as good as ours, but one thing's for sure - the dead are rising, and they are hungry for your brains. It's a post-zombie world, and if we want to live in it, we have to learn to live with them. Everybody walks around with large caliber weapons, swords, and cricket bats now, but every now and again you see the so-called ""domesticated"" zombies. These de-toothed and chained shamblers are useful for all sorts of tasks - from carrying your groceries to scaring off those nasty neighborhood kids. Now, of course it's illegal to sell reanimated corpses, so we've had to rely on resin facsimiles to stand in for a frightening visage of death. Watching over your garden is a monstrous shambler, pale, vile and seemingly hungry! Of course, you know better! He's just a terrifying statue! From mid-torso up, he ""rises"" out of your freshly tilled and mulched begonias ready to devour the brains of the next interloper he comes across. Guaranteed to scare away any trespasser, without the headaches of accidentally releasing a real zombie. All those complications, bodies, and police forms - who needs the hassle? Your fresh resin Garden Zombie comes packed in three pieces, and assembles in seconds!"
LED Jellyfish Mood Lamp
Blackbeard was just about the most ruthless pirate ever. His management style was unique, to say the least. If one of his crew misbehaved, he would drop them in a large tank full of jellyfish and delight as the jewels he kept at the bottom of the tank reflected different colors into the ballet of agony that played out before him. According to the infamous pirate's diaries, it really calmed his nerves, too. Wow...
Canned Unicorn Meat by ThinkGeek
Excellent source of sparkles! Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Fireflies in My Room
"As wee geeks, we had stick-on, glow-in-the-dark stars in our bedrooms. They sounded really cool, but in reality, they never quite got charged up enough to glow very brightly. It was a bit let-down. Of course, technology has made things better for the wee geeks of the future, with the remote-controlled magic of LEDs. Now your wee geek can enjoy an enchanting show of glistening fireflies in their room! Install the seven fireflies on their seven leaves throughout the bedroom. Turn off the lights and click the remote control. Watch your glow-bug friends illuminate in an ever-changing pattern that will transform a mere bedroom into a magical place, suitable for a fairy tale prince or princess. Product Specifications For Ages 6 Years and Up (with adult assistance) WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not intended for children under 3 years of age. 7 light-up fireflies to make your room more magical Remote-controlled, illuminate in an ever-changing pattern Easy-to-mount, requires small screwdriver, drill, and 7/16"" drill bit Includes: 7 Fireflies 1 Center leaf 2 Side leaves 5 Hanging leaves 1 Mounting plate 1 Remote control 1 Foam tape Batteries: 3 AA batteries & 2 AAA batteries (not included) Product Dimensions: 14 x 14 x 13 inches"
Star Trek Interactive Tribbles
In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming effect on the nervous systems of humanoids - well most humanoids, anyway. They were called tribbles. These tribbles, when they're not busy being cute and purring, were prodigious breeders. As one country-doctor once quipped, "Well, the nearest thing that I can figure is that they're born pregnant - which appears to be quite a time-saver!" In fact, their ability to multiply is so incredible, they can fill an entire cargo hold in three days - that's one million, seven-hundred seventy-one thousand, five hundred sixty one tribbles... assuming one tribble with an average litter of ten producing a new generation every twelve hours. That's some impressive breeding, right there. It would make any man want to high-five any tribble, except tribbles don't have arms. These tribbles, however, are genetically altered to be sterile. In fact, ThinkGeek will guarantee that, should our tribbles somehow begin to multiply, we will dispatch someone to remove the infestation from your starship or space-station - even if it takes seventeen-point-nine years.