Goldfish Bath Plug
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Bacon Wrapping Paper
"If you want to make a food product even more desirable, there is one thing you can do. You can wrap it in bacon. Shrimp, pork, human - everything tastes better when wrapped in bacon. So, why not apply this principle to gifts you bestow? Now you can, with Bacon Wrapping Paper. Wrapping presents in Bacon Wrapping Paper isn't just fun for you. It will let the giftee know how much you really care about them. Think of that, then, as you send your off your package waving. Snail mail gifts are still the bestest, and even better when wrapped in Bacon Wrapping Paper. Save the real bacon for yourself! Bacon Wrapping Paper Instantly make any present look like it was wrapped in delicious bacon. Two 20"" x 30"" pieces of quality wrapping paper."
$3.19 $3.99 (- 20%)
Pac-Man Fleece Blanket
Deep in the bowels of a dark and forbidding maze, our intrepid hero steps carefully. His hunger gnaws at him in the omnipresent darkness. Every morsel of food he sees he greedily gobbles up, and yet each mere pellet can only just sustain him. He presses onward. The howling of the wind chills him to the bone, and reverberates through the blue black walls of the labyrinth like a warbling siren...
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Star Wars Chop Sabers
But now, we must eat. Come, good food, come... and meet your end in the grasp of the Star Wars Chop Sabers. They're lightsabers, they're chopsticks, they'll change the way you experience your favorite Asian foods. If you missed the chance to pick these up at San Diego Comic Con 2009, now is the time to grab these Japanese imports from ThinkGeek and deftly maneuver your food with the power of the Force. We're not sure if you know this, but Yoda has been known to carve his Thanksgiving turkey using his lightsaber. Go forth, brave Jedi warriors, and use your chop sabers to mix just a little extra wasabi into your soy sauce. You can handle it. It is a known fact that eating sushi with chop sabers vastly strengthens your ability to ingest horseradish products. (By the way, did you know that researchers are trying to make a smoke alarm for the deaf using wasabi vapors? We're debating whether it would be more annoying to wake up to the sound of a fire alarm or the punch in the nose that only wasabi brings. What do you think?) Either way, wield your weapons and ready the way for a truly epic eating experience. Product Features Chopsticks in the shape of your favorite Jedi weapons Fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible Imported from Japan Five styles to choose from: Luke Skywalker, green, 23cm long Luke Skywalker, blue, 23cm long Darth Maul, red, 23 cm long -they snap together, too! Not sure how you'd eat like that, though. Darth Vader, red, 23 cm long Yoda, green, 20 cm long Lightsabers do not light up or slice effortlessly through flesh. Sorry.
$8.99 $14.99 (- 40%)
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Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
"When we first looked at this product, we weren't terribly interested. ""Glow in the dark TP?"" we said, arching an eyebrow. ""Why on earth would anyone want glow in the dark TP?"" Then the summer thunderstorms rolled in and we lost power. Sure, we could use our flashlight apps to get to the toilet, but... well, we won't go into details. You probably already filled in the rest of that soggy, sad tale yourself. This roll of Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper is great for a multitude of things, including: Power outages Not waking sleeping spouses by turning on lights Camping Safe Halloween costume for the young mummy in your life A gift for the person who has everything Seriously, the more we thought about it, the more we realized that Glow in the Dark TP was a great idea. And we just know you'll come up with more creative ways to use it and send in your Action Shots. (Just um, don't send us any of those action shots. You know the ones.) Product Features One roll of glow in the dark toilet paper Fits on all standard toilet paper holders Yes, you really can use it for toilet paper Great for camping trips or Halloween, too!"
$4.89 $6.99 (- 30%)
Lil' Vampire Pacifier
When our copywriter monkey's brother was a baby, he had a biting problem. He just loved sinking his brand new teeth into anything and anyone available and he especially loved the tender flesh of the human neck. And so, geekling Brian went through life chomping on anyone who dared cuddle him. He would probably have escalated to vampirism if not for one angel of a woman at the grocery store. Mid-dairy-aisle, Brian sunk his razor sharp baby teeth into his mother's neck, causing her to cry out. The woman moved in with advice. "Bite him back," she said. Brian's mom looked skeptical. "Seriously," the woman said. "He won't learn unless you bite him back." Mom sunk her teeth into Brian's tender baby neck. He cried, he screamed, and he never bit anyone ever again. Do you have a noisy baby or one you feel may grow up to drink the blood of mortals? This pacifier is the way to go. It features luscious red lips and a full set of teeth including sharp canines for sucking the blood of the living. Our lawyers say we must tell you that ThinkGeek is not responsible if your geekling grows up to be one of the undead (but we are grateful because that means they can be one of our customers for centuries!).
Japanese Kanji Lantern Shoji Table Lamp
OFN2580: Features: -Table lamp.-This attractive cylinder shaped lantern is a great way to add an element of the far East to the decor of any room.-Beautifully crafted from a lacquered wood base, with a fiber reinforced rice paper shade and black lacquered top collar.-Fiber reinforced rice paper lantern shade.-Archaic Japanese writing decorate the lamp shade.-Simple, subtle, and beautiful, this small craft lantern that will cast soft, warm diffused light throughout any room in your home.-UL listed. Construction: -Wood construction. Color/Finish: -Black finish.-The archaic style Japanese characters decorate the shade, providing a classic Asian decorative accent for home or office.-Perfect for accent lighting in the living room, dining room, or home office, as well as for a nightlight in a child's room or bathroom. Dimensions: -13.25'' H x 6.5'' W x 6.5'' D, 3 lbs. Collection: -Japanese collection.
Wall Pops Go Wild Stripe
Find wall and ceiling coverings at Target.com! Add a fun accent to your bedroom, bathroom, dorm room or apartment with this self-adhesive go wild stripe from wall pops. This vinyl zebra-print stripe can be used alone or with coordinating wall decor. It is easy to apply and can be repositioned.
Crosley Princess CR59 Corded Telephone - Pink
It's little, and it's lovely and you probably remember it in your sister's bedroom or at your mother's desk. The original desk phone was redesigned with this smart new look. The Princess, introduced in 1959, was compact and attractive. Featured in a variety of colors, including pastels, this unit had a smaller footprint to fit in those not-so-big spaces. With it's rounded edges, sleek lines and fashionable stylings it quickly became a favorite.
Sheer Netting Panel
Surround your dreams with this Mombasa sheer netting panel. This panel is creates a refreshing accent in any bedroom by draping and swirling over beds, canopy frames and windows; or twist two different colors for a unique look. The digital images we display have the most accurate color possible. However, due to differences in computer monitors, we cannot be responsible for variations in color between the actual product and your screen.
Union Jack Table Lamp by Lamp-In-A-Box
"Table lamps will never be the same! Lamp-In-A-Box is a high-quality lamp that will proudly bring light, life and a touch of whimsy to your bedroom, office or living-room. Lamp-In-A-Box lamps will not be ignored; they are known to draw smiles from passer-bys and make life just a bit easierG€¦ Whether you are into music, art, food or travel, Lamp-In-A-Box has a lamp for you! All lamps are shipped in a cool box with a handle (which turns into a waste paper basket), with a 13W CFL energy-saving bulb included (corresponds to a 60W incandescent bulb). Lamps are 20 tall and 7 at its widest point (shade). Shades are made in the USA and printed with archival inks. Dimensions: 7.00"" L x 7.00"" W x 21.00"" H Weight: 3.00 lbs."
Aspire Home Accents Zebra Table Lamp Set
Metal base with mirrored silver finish. Zebra print fabric shade. Each uses one 60-watt medium-base bulb (not included). Shade: 6L x 13W x 7.5H inches. Overall: 6L x 13W x 25H inches. Add a touch of fun and transitional style to your living room or bedroom with the Aspire Zebra Table Lamp Set. With metal bases finished in silver- and zebra-print drum shades, this lamp set adds an eye-catching accent to your home decor.About AspireSpecializing in quality lamps, wall art, clocks, mirrors and accent vases, Aspire offers a wide selection of products for every taste. You'll appreciate the designer look without the designer prices. Aspire is a family-owned and operated business that is served the home decor industry for over 30 years. Thanks to beautiful design with quality in mind, they continue to flourish.
Zebra Pattern Chenille Fabric Stool
A tame solution for your wild style. A perfectly placed animal print accent gives any room an upscale, designer-inspired look. This chic stool is just the right size to add pizzazz to your hallway, bedroom, or dressing area. From Safavieh.
The Closer You Get, The Slower Ill Drive Bumper Sticker
Send the message loud and clear, quot;Don't tailgate mequot; But since yelling won't help, let your bumper do the talking. Funny Sticker Bumper Tell the world how you feel Our bumper stickers are perfect for expressing yourself while cruising down the highway or just for posting on the wall. Size: 10 x 3. Available in Opaque white or Transparent clear. Printed on 4mil vinyl using water and UV resistant inks - means no fading in the sun or bleeding in the rain..
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Canned Unicorn Meat
Excellent source of sparkles! Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days...
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Stellar 4-Pc. Glow-In-The-Dark Comforter Set - Queen
This Stellar comforter set radiates with style. The eye-catching design gives life to your decor. Show off your out-of-this-world style with Stellar bedding coordinates. In black.
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K And H Pet Kitty Cuddle Cube Pet Bed
Cozy as can be. This K&H Pet kitty cuddle cube pet bed lets your furry friend sink into the perfect sleep. With its supersoft construction and fluffy fill, this cat bed is sure to keep your feline companion comfortable.
$40.49 $44.99 (- 10%)
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Teen Vogue Bedding, Embossed Crocodile Print Body Pillow Bedding
Comfort zone. Lounge around with the soft texture and chic style of these body pillows from Teen Vogue, featuring an embossed crocodile pattern and a variety of bright colors. Reverses to ultrasuede. Coordinate with the matching throws and decorative pillows.
Star Wars 10 oz. Glass Set
Not into Blue Milk? These glasses are also great for Tihaar and Membrosia. Your liquids will never feel more loved (before you voraciously ingest them, you Sarlacc, you) than when they're held in these fabulous, six inch tall Star Wars glasses. Princess Leia stands on guard with her laser at the ready. protecting your ice water. Worried about your glass of orange juice? Han and Chewie have your back. Don't fret about your apple cider - Luke's got it covered, even in the midst of Yoda's rigorous training. And that rewarding beer at the end of the day? Well, Darth Vader and one of his many minions aren't going to judge you. So kick back, relax, and let the hate -- err, beverages flow through you. Here at ThinkGeek, we really like glasses. They're extremely efficient at taking liquids from larger containers (perhaps in chilled or heated environments?) and storing them until you're ready to ingest them. We don't know if you've noticed, but liquids can be sort of cumbersome to contain. They like to do things like drip, spill and stain. With these glasses, you can protect your liquids by mastering your prowess over the force (of gravity) in ways only seen in galaxies far, far away. And that was a long, long time ago.
Gummy Bear Ice Cube Tray
If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise. If you go out in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise. For every bear that ever there was will gather there for certain, because today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic. Yes, it is time for the annual teddy bear picnic! It's a lovely time for teddy bears young and old as they dance, play, and shout, all carefree and happy. There's wonderful things to eat and wonderful games to play, including hide and seek. But it's better that you humans stay at home, because we've heard teddy bears will viciously maul anyone who catches them frolicking in the forest. Have your own teddy bear picnic at home with the Gummy Bear Ice Cube Tray. This food-safe silicone tray can be used to make bear-shaped ice for your beverages or bear-shaped foods! For wee geeks, we recommend pouring in different colored juices (or just a drop of food coloring in plain water) to get multi-colored bears. Or if you prefer your bears to be natural colors, use chocolate. It's a fun time at the teddy bear picnic! But unless you're the mommy or daddy, you're going to have to go to bed at six o'clock. That's how teddy bear picnics operate, you know. Product Specifications Make ice in the shape of adorable bears! Tray makes 16 bear ice cubes for your drinks Fun times: Use fruit juices to make different colored bears 21+ fun: Cranberry bears swimming in vodka! Make bear chocolates or colored bears with candy melts For crystal clear ice, boil the water twice before pouring it into the tray. (Allow the water to cool between each boil.) The boiling forces dissolved air molecules out. Made of food-safe silicone, dishwasher safe (top rack)
Pac-Man Pint Glass 2-Pack
Ever have a house guest that you regretted inviting over? For us, that guest was Pac-Man. For starters, he insisted only showing up after dark. Then, after we went to bed, we heard him stalking the halls all night. Not sure if he was sleepwalking or what, but he sure was noisy! The next morning, he was nowhere to be found. Oh, and all our food was gone. And our chinchilla. WTF, dude? At least ol' Pac left our glassware alone. He must get all the liquid he needs from the things he eats. If you need some sweet, arcade-inspired glassware, wokka-wokka yourself right to the BUY NOW button and these can be yours. Product Specifications Set of 2 pint glasses featuring Pac-Man Classy black with brightly colored creatures One glass features a Pac-Man level, the other is more of a fun design Love your glasses: hand wash for longest artwork life
Pac-Man Shot Glass 4-Pack
In 1999, Billy Mitchell stunned the gaming world by playing the very first verified perfect game of Pac-Man. A perfect game consists of playing the first 255 levels, eating every pill, pellet, fruit, and ghost, without losing a single life, and then eating as many pellets as possible on the last level by eating all but one, and then sacrificing a life, thus resetting the last level, then repeat until you're out of lives. This jams your score at 3,333,360 points, and makes you the envy of all geeks everywhere. To make that kind of achievement, your mind has to slip, zen like, into a trance-like state. You must become one with the game, flowing from pellet to pellet, slipping past ghosts like water around a rock. You must focus, and make the game everything... your entire world. You must see floating cherries in your dreams, eat power pellets for breakfast, and surround yourself in the maze. We can't help you in the dreams department - our Mesmermatic 5000 dream induction device hasn't reached human testing trials, yet, we've heard that a shot of certain beverages can loosen you up and help you achieve a more zen state. Let us know how that works for you. Product Specifications Shot glasses featuring Pac-Man and ghosts Classy black shot glasses with colorful artwork Inky, Blinky, Clyde, and Pac-Man (Pinky bailed on the photo shoot) Drink responsibly: you'll never beat the game if your brain is pickled! Love your shot glasses: Hand wash for longest artwork life Material: Ceramic
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WTF are we going to write about for a WTF? mug description? We just have no effin' clue. Hopefully, you'll get the idea... 10 ounce black mug with 'WTF?' imprint on front.
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Pi Symbol Ice Cube Tray
When hosting the next soirée at your geek bachelor pad you'll need the proper equipment to ensure success. All three major gaming consoles, a flat screen over 40" wide, a well trained dungeon master, a complete Star Wars action figure collection, and a fully stocked liquor cabinet are a must. But how about ice? You were planning to use that standard vaguely cubical stuff?.....
Elite 4 ft. Animal Print Mod Pod Foam Small Sofa
Add a wild touch to your dorm room or rec room with the 4ft Animal Print Mod Pod Foam Small Sofa. Available in your choice of zebra or leopard prints, the animal-themed slipcover on this Mod Pod is removable for easy cleaning. Inside you'll find it's filled with 100% recycled, shredded polyester fibers and varying densities of memory foam. When you flop down on this Mod Pod, it wraps your body in quality comfort. A breathable liner keeps the filling in place while allowing for air flow. Everyone will love how they feel lounging on this Mod Pod. In accordance with the Consumer Product Safety Commission, this bean bag features a resealable safety closure. The closure seals each zipper and protects children from the age of 12 and younger. About American Furniture Alliance Located in Corona, Calif., American Furniture Alliance manufactures a wide range of furniture lines, including futon convertibles, futon mattresses, futon covers and accessories, bean bag chairs, foam furniture, and various accent furniture pieces. Their trademarked lines include Elite Convertibles, Bean Bag Factory, ModFX Foam Furnishings, and the ModernLoft Collection.
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Like/Dislike Stamp Set
"History Time: The thumbs up/thumbs down gesture for approval/distaste (and which gesture means which) comes from Ancient Roman times - specifically, instructions to the gladiator on whether or not to spare his opponent. But here's the thing: the Latin term for this is Pollice verso, which translates to ""turned thumb."" If you consult the writings of old dead Roman people, you'll find even they contradict each other on which one is really approval and which is distaste. But, who cares: we of the present have decreed thumbs up to be good and thumbs down to be bad. And that's the model that the Like/Dislike Stamp Set perpetuates. Each Like/Dislike Stamp Set comes with two, self-inking stamps (that's why we call it a set). Use the Like stamp for things you like and the Dislike stamps for things you don't like. For instance: we like origami - so though we will probably crush the little paper swan, we're gonna stamp it with the Like stamp. We don't like TPS reports, so we'll save the Dislike stamp for that. And why did we provide these further instructions and examples for such a straight forward product? Simple: to fill up space. YAY. Get your Like/Dislike Stamp Set today, and ink up your future with your opinion tomorrow. Like/Dislike Stamp Set Set of two stamps - for every occasion. Self-inking, for your convenience. Set includes one of each stamp. Dimensions: 3"" x 1.25"" x 2.5"""
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Batman Ice Cube Tray
We'd say that Bruce Wayne uses these ice cubes when he throws a party, but that's probably a big fat lie. After all, that would give away his big secret. So we'll say that other people in Gotham who appreciate the good deeds of Batman probably use these when they throw parties. This silicone ice cube tray makes twelve bat insignia ice cubes. Not only are they the perfect addition to whatever you're drinking while reading the new Batman comics, they also look great in Halloween party drinks...
The Gun Mug
Most mornings, caffeine is required before your brain properly engages. Attempting to startle or aggravate a geek before he's had his morning jolt is asking for a world of hurt. Geeks can be downright snippy before they've had a chance to properly wake up. Extreme care must be taken in these circumstances. Every morning, without fail, there's that worthless jerk in the office that's been awake with the sun, and, with extreme perkiness, tries to engage you in mindless banter. Your synapses fire just enough to remind you that, indeed, you hate that guy. Relying entirely on your lizard brain to work the controls on the coffee dispenser, you pour a piping hot cup-o-joe into your Gun Mug. Seeing the handle and the trigger-grip, said jerk gets the message quickly and backs the hell off. Nobody wants to mess with a geek with a gun. Even if that gun is only loaded with coffee. Features Black ceramic coffee mug with pistol grip Looks bad-ass in your hand Holds 8 ounces of your favorite hot beverage Five by three by four inches Gun mug safety is no joke. Keep your gun mug properly maintained and clean at all times Dishwasher safe
LED Faucet Lights
Tired of that same old monotonous water? Bored with water that doesn't look like futuristic alien mouthwash? Need to make your midnight bathroom appointments more exhilarating? Then you need to get the LED faucet light attachment from ThinkGeek. You can turn any faucet in your home into a streaming fantasia of techie-bliss in just minutes. How does it work? Just attach to the end of your faucet (universal adapters included), and when the water flows through the magic chamber, it simply turns on the LED array and illuminates the stream with soothingly powerful hues. But wait, there's more! Not only does your water light up, but the color light changes with the water's temperature. When the water is cold, you see BLUE LED's until the water temperature hits 89 degrees after which the LEDs turn RED (now with a brushed chrome finish)! Here's what you get: Chamber with LEDs Batteries pre-installed plus a set of spare batteries (uses LR44 watch batteries) Instruction Sheet Two universal adapters included. (fits most standard faucets in USA. Not recommended for faucets outside of the USA.) Dimensions: 2.25" tall, 1.25" diameter.