Hobbies & Toys

"You're doing evil, evil deeds every weekday from 9 to 5. You're kicking flowers, stealing candy from puppies, and trampling the rights of babies all from the comfort of your ergonomic desk chair and you like it. You're drunk on the power! But there's that spot on your desk that needs just a little bit more light. Evil light. Unleash the illumination of the Dark Side with the LEGO Darth Vader Desk Lamp. Study your evil schematics under the evil glow of his evil lightsaber, which contains no fewer than 12 evil LEDs. Position Vader's arms and legs in whatever configuration makes your evil heart swell with evil glee. You can even remove him from his evil stand if you require his evil a little further from his home base. Product Specifications For Ages 8 years and Up WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small Parts. Not intended for children under 5 years of age. Unleash the Dark Side on your desk with a Darth Vader lamp Pose Darth Vader's arms and legs however you want Lightsaber has 12 super bright red LEDs Can be used on or off the base Officially licensed LEGO and Lucasfilm collectible Batteries: 3 AAA (included) or use optional USB power Dimensions: 7.5"" tall"

The Hidden Wall Safe is handy because most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. These unique wall safes allow you to hide valuables inside one of many identical looking wall outlets you already have in your home, the last place someone is likely to look. According to the Chicago Police these units are better than a locked safe and a hundred times cheaper. Worried about the outlet cover not matching your other outlets? No sweat, you can interchange any standard plug cover for this one to match your other plugs.

Early in the 21st Century, the Tyrell Corporation advanced robot evolution into the Nexus phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. They're all around you, even now. That guy next to you? He's a Replicant. How do we know? He's walking the streets in the rain with no umbrella. That, and he failed the Voight-Kampff. In the pre-apocalyptic future, the air will be so thick, it will be dark in the middle of the day. Coupled with the almost constant rain, you'll need to find a way to stay dry and light your way to the noodle shop down the street. Even if you don't live in a quasi-futuristic Los Angeles and you aren't a Blade Runner, you can still have the coolest umbrella on the street. With a push of a button, the shaft lights up, illuminating you and your path. Now, even in the darkest of nights, you're a lot more visible to the cars on the street, making your long walk home through the rain a lot safer.

The PS3? system is now slimmer and lighter than ever before. While the form factor may have changed, thePS3? system still comes with free access to the PlayStation?Network, built-in Wi-Fi, and hard disk drivestorage for games, music, videos, and photos. Plus, the PS3? system is the only gaming console with a Blu-rayplayer to give you the best high-definition viewing experience on your television. With five times the capacity ofstandard DVDs, Blu-ray discs gives you more realistic and imm

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Geeks everywhere are suffering from an imbalance. Maybe they eat too much junk, and are shaped more like Jabba than Solo. A few of us are perhaps a little smaller than we should be - and could stand to be a bit more Simon Phoenix-y... in the muscular way and not the insane murder-death-killery way. We all know how to get there. Diet and exercise. Sure, there's also experimental gene therapy, but even if you take that route, you still have to accurately monitor your progress. Yes, any scientific endeavor has to be properly metered and recorded so that adjustments can be made for optimum results. If the needle on the scale isn't moving in the desired direction fast enough, say, you can increase your workload, or decrease the cheetos. The problem is, your standard bathroom scale is horribly inaccurate, and it's difficult to translate the scribbled weights you've recorded on the back of your Netflix envelope into truly usable data. Enter the Withings WiFi scale! This gorgeous hunk of glass and aluminum weighs you in kilograms, pounds, or stone with an accuracy of 100 grams. Also, through biometric impedance analysis, the scale accurately measures your body fat. This is all well and good, but what makes this scale so gosh-darned special? WiFi! By giving your scale access to the interwebs, it posts your every weight measurement sample to your own private custom webpage that tracks your body mass and shows you your progress. View your results in tabular or graph form, even on your iPhone using the included iPhone app! It not only monitors your weight, BMI and body fat percentage - it measures up to 8 total family members on each scale, auto-recognizing each one as they step on the scale. If you or your family are part of an online fitness program, like Weightbot, Fitburn, or Google Health, it can auto-share your data with those services, expanding your ability to reach your fitness goals!

"As wee geeks, we had stick-on, glow-in-the-dark stars in our bedrooms. They sounded really cool, but in reality, they never quite got charged up enough to glow very brightly. It was a bit let-down. Of course, technology has made things better for the wee geeks of the future, with the remote-controlled magic of LEDs. Now your wee geek can enjoy an enchanting show of glistening fireflies in their room! Install the seven fireflies on their seven leaves throughout the bedroom. Turn off the lights and click the remote control. Watch your glow-bug friends illuminate in an ever-changing pattern that will transform a mere bedroom into a magical place, suitable for a fairy tale prince or princess. Product Specifications For Ages 6 Years and Up (with adult assistance) WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not intended for children under 3 years of age. 7 light-up fireflies to make your room more magical Remote-controlled, illuminate in an ever-changing pattern Easy-to-mount, requires small screwdriver, drill, and 7/16"" drill bit Includes: 7 Fireflies 1 Center leaf 2 Side leaves 5 Hanging leaves 1 Mounting plate 1 Remote control 1 Foam tape Batteries: 3 AA batteries & 2 AAA batteries (not included) Product Dimensions: 14 x 14 x 13 inches"

"You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there's no way you're going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat, you're now fully awake, and it's time to get ready for work. Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical - you can use them to keep the water in your shower and rub your toesies on when you are done. But that's not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights. But even that's not the real reason you want them. You want a Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat so that your mom will just shake her head and wonder what she did wrong when she sees them on her next visit. And if she doesn't - if she doesn't think anything is wrong and just goes to clean up the ""blood"" on your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat as if she's done it before - well then that's really scary."

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Pushing the boundaries of what fans have come to expect from the record-setting entertainment franchise, Call of Duty?: Black Ops II propels players into a near future, 21st Century Cold War, where technology and weapons have converged to create a new generation of warfare.

If you put your hand far enough into the crack of your couch in the basement you're likely to find an old SNES game cartridge... reach a little further and out comes a pop rock encrusted NES cartridge. Problem is, no matter how far you burrow, you'll never come up with a full Nintendo classic game system... and you'll never ever find a system that plays both NES and SNES games. Well luckily the Retro Duo NES/SNES Game System is here to solve all your 8 and 16 bit gaming needs. Two top loading cartridge slots, one for NES the other for SNES, ensure full compatibility with all your old games... and it's completely couch lint free! Controllers are included of course, or you can plug in your own original SNES controllers for 100% accurate gaming nostalgia. Important Note: The Retro Duo does not come with any cartridges or a built in game. You need to provide your own SNES or NES game cartridges. Don't have any? Try eBay.

"blockquote p{text-align:center;} Wednesday, at ThinkGeek HQ... KING TY How does it... um... how does it work? SIR WILLY OF YONKERS I know not, my liege. KING TY Consult the Book of Office Armaments! BROTHER HARRISON Office Armaments, chapter 42, verses 13 through 37. HANS THE CLERIC - (reading) And Saint Harley raised the sonic grenade up on high, saying, ""O Ceiling Cat, bless this thy sonic grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine annoying coworker's eardrums into tiny bits, in thy mercy."" And the people did feast upon the bacon and cheese, and caffeine and marshmallows, and cupcakes and breakfast cereals, and fruit snacks and large chu... BROTHER HARRISON Skip a bit, Brother... HANS THE CLERIC And Ceiling Cat spake, saying, ""First shalt thou set the delay. You can has delay of 5, 30, or 60 seconds. Then you seez the LED flash quick liek. Then is the time of the throwing. You can count to three, or four, or even five. Unless you set the delay to five, in which case you is Teh Fail with active grenade in yer paw. Once you has counted enough, lobbest thou the Micro Sonic Grenade toward thy office foe, who, being naughty and not at all a team player, shall snuff it."" BROTHER HARRISON Nuff said. ALL Nuff said. Important Note The Micro Sonic Grenade already has a battery installed, however you need to pull the black tab underneath the battery to activate the Grenade the first time you use it. Simply peel back the silicone cover near the bottom of the Grenade where the battery is. Find the black tab and remove. Ready to rumble! Product Features For ages 14+. Not suitable for children due to small parts and loud sound. Office prank grenade to blast your coworkers' eardrums Set the timer to 5, 30, or 60 seconds Hide or throw the grenade near your target Run away (but not so far away that you can't enjoy their suffering) Siren is 110-115 decibels, about the loudness of a sandblaster or power saw Batteries Included WARNING: Avoid prolonged exposure to alarm siren."

Our Pink Fishnet Tube Dress Lingerie Set includes strapless dress with fringe and matching g-string. The fabric is supple and soft to the touch. 90% Nylon, 10% Spandex.

"IMPORTANT!!! Inside each ball is liquid latex which makes the magic happen when you squeeze it. Be careful you don't pierce the ball with your fingernails or any other sharp object lest you be left with a puddle of neon colored goo. Gotcha? People deal with stress in different ways. Some of us prefer shouting curse words. Others go out for a smoke. Still others head to the kitchen for a snack. All of these are bad habits, of course. We have a solution for the stress eaters of the world. Go to Wikipedia and look up infectious diseases. We can promise you that seeing pictures of pustules and boils will kill any appetite you may think you have. And yes, this is your friendly copywriter monkey speaking from experience. *barf* Some fun things you may not know about infectious diseases: Staphylococcus comes from the Greek words ""staphyle"" and ""kokkos"" meaning ""a bunch of grapes."" If you squeeze our Infectious Disease Stress Balls, you'll get a very nasty cluster of pustules, much like a bunch of grapes. Grapes full of orange pus. Bubonic Plague came from the Greeks, too. Well, it came from rat fleas, but the word ""bubo"" means ""swollen gland"" in Greek, and if you were lucky enough to catch Bubonic Plague, you got lots of those in your armpits and groin. Ew. While Cooties is currently immunizable by any child with the chant ""Circle, circle, dot, dot, now you've got the Cooties shot,"" the word Cooties originally described lice in WWI. Soldiers also called them ""arithmetic bugs"" because ""they added to our troubles, subtracted from our pleasures, divided our attention, and multiplied like hell."" Smallpox (not Greek!) is another picture you don't want to see before dinner. It localizes on the skin and in the mouth and throat and has a nasty rash and raised blisters full of fluid. And finally, nobody expects the Zombie Virus in the movies. But we do. WE DO. We're really hoping the Zombie Virus doesn't turn skin green with orange pustules, but it sure would make the zombies easier to spot from a distance. These stress balls come in a mesh-like bag. Do not remove the bag unless you want to ruin everything for everyone. Srsly, just leave it on because it's what makes the stress ball so much fun. Squeeze it hard and blisters will pop out of the holes in the bag and be a surprisingly different color than the ball itself, much like the things that come out of a boil when you lance it. Lost your lunch yet? Product Features Gross and totally fun stress balls, made at ThinkGeek Leave the ball inside the mesh bag - do not remove it! Squeeze the ball hard and gross blisters will pop out of the bag Inner color of ball is different than the outer color for maximum gross-out Relieves stress and reduces appetite! Four diseases available: Bubonic Plague (blue) Cooties (red) Smallpox (green) Zombie Virus (orange) WARNING! CHOKING HAZARD. NOT FOR AGES 3 AND UNDER WARNING! MAY CONTAIN LATEX"

"Real bombs are sad. Real bombs hurt. Real bombs are for making things break. Seed Bombs are happy. Seed Bombs heal. Seed Bombs are for making thing more beautiful. Seed Bombs are a simple way to add smiles to the face of the planet. We added a few more words to be more descriptive; we call them Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants, and you can learn more about them by reading the next chunk of words. Welcome to the next chunk of words. Each package of Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants comes with 6 bombs. Throw a bomb on some dirt and then wait. So long as it gets 4-5 hours of sunlight and some water, you'll have a patch of flowers or herbs in no time (fully bloomed or ready to be harvested in 6 weeks). The bomb part is made of clay and peat moss, so it protects the seeds while keeping them moist. Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants are a great way to spruce up almost any patch of ground. The Butterfly & Birds Bombs have a variety of flowers to attract things that fly, and the Tasty Herbs Bombs grow guys named Herb. Just kidding, they grow things like Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Basil! Even better, Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants make the perfect gift - why give someone flowers, when you can give them the means to make their own! Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants Just chuck a Seed Bomb at the earth, and (if given sunlight and water), it will grow plants (bloomed or harvestable) in about 6 weeks! Six bombs per package. Seeds are protected by clay and peat moss, which also helps absorb moisture. Each bomb covers about one square foot of earth in plants. Two flavors: Butterfly & Birds and Tasty Herbs. Butterfly & Bird Bombs grow a random mix of: Bachelor Button, Calendula, Chinese Forget-Me-Not, Lance-Leaved Coreopsis, Cosmos, Candy Tuft Mix, Larkspur, Rose Mallow, Siberian Wallflower, Alyssum, Plains Coreopsis, Toadflax, Black-Eyed Susan, African Daisy, Scarlet Flax, Godetia, Corn Poppy, Sulphur Cosmos, Blanketflower, Birds Eyes, Lupine, and Clasping Coneflower. Tasty Herb Bombs grow a mix of: Parsley, Basil, Oregano, Sage, Thyme, and Rosemary. Dimensions: each bomb is approx. a 1"" diameter (lumpy) sphere."

Must be 18 years of age or older to purchase. OhMiBod is a sleek, sophisticated new generation of vibrator that combines elegance of design with the excitement of your favorite music. The audio enabled integrated microchip allows the OhMiBod iPod massager to vibrate to the beat and rhythm of your music while you listen. OhMiBod comes with a built-in multi-speed/pattern functionality for use without an iPod or music player. It really is 2 products in one! Our motor provides strong yet quiet, intense rhythmic vibrations. With polished chrome detail and pearl white body with a satin finish, this product is the ultimate iPod acsexsory! Why is the music component so important? Listening to your favorite sexy music and actually feeling the corresponding vibes quickly transports you to a place where music, mind and body tru

"When we were kids, we liked putting butterflies in jars so we could keep them forever and ever. But sometimes they always died. It was sad - extra sad because butterflies (in our opinion) are like rainbows and unicorns: unadulterated creations of magic and beauty. That's why we got so excited when we saw this Electronic Butterfly in a Jar. Read on, and find out why you need one very badly. Each Electronic Butterfly in a Jar is a jar with a wire in it. The wire has a fake butterfly on the end. Somehow, when you tap the top or make a loud sound, the electronics in the cap make the wire wiggle. This creates the very realistic illusion of the butterfly flittering around your jar. It even just stays on the glass and flexes its wings sometimes. There is absolutely no way you can look at a Electronic Butterfly in a Jar and not smile. It is like having a piece of magic nature on your desk that defies death. Pick your favorite butterfly flavor (or collect the whole team) and get ready to feel good when you marvel at your Electronic Butterfly in a Jar. Note: Cats are insanely attracted to this toy. To ensure the safety of your four-legged friends, please ensure this glass jar is in a location where they can't knock it around and break it. Electronic Butterfly in a Jar Looks just like a real butterfly in a jar. Responds to taps on the jar and sound. Different flavors to chose from: Blue Morpho, Yellow Swallowtail, and Monarch. One butterfly per jar - butterflies cannot be combined into one jar. Batteries: 3 AAA (included). Dimensions: 3.5"" x 3.5"" x 7.5"""

Set almost five years after the events of Halo 3, Halo 4 takes the series in a new direction and sets the stage for an epic new sci-fi saga, in which the Master Chief returns to confront his destiny and face an ancient evil that threatens the fate of the entire universe. Halo 4 also introduces a new multiplayer offering, called Halo Infinity Multiplayer, that builds off of the Halo franchise's rich multiplayer history. The Hub of the Halo 4 multiplayer experience is the UNSC Infinity - the largest starship in the UNSC fleet that serves as the center of your Spartan career. Here you?ll build your custom Spartan-IV super soldier, and progress your multiplayer career across all Halo 4 competitive and cooperative game modes. -Features:-The Master Chief returns to battle an ancient evil bent on vengeance and annihilation. Humanity and the universe will never be the same again. -The Reclaimed Saga Begins: Experience the dawn of an epic new Halo adventure, solo or split screen with up to three friends. -Go Beyond the Story: Halo 4's Infinity Multiplayer features a vastly expanded suite of multiplayer modes, weapons, vehicles, armor abilities, a new load out and Spartan-IV player progression system. -Edge-of-your-seat Entertainment: Immerse yourself in Halo 4's graphics, Sound and epic game play including a mysterious and deadly -New class of enemies. -Online multiplayer and Spartan Ops missions require Xbox LIVE Gold membership (sold separately).

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"When your lady takes her first skill points in Pregomancy, you think, ""Okay, this is exciting. It's a little scary. But hey, I have NINE WHOLE MONTHS to prepare! That's plenty of time."" But sure enough, the time flies by. You're working 9-5, and then working nights and weekends to help your Pregomancer out with the birthing classes and the Ben & Jerry's. When are you supposed to learn how to hook up a car seat or handle diaper diasters? Show Dad How is a practical and playful resource for every new dad. It contains 156 things that every new father needs to know, and presents them in a hilariously illustrated and nearly wordless format. You'll learn how to childproof a home, deliver a baby in a subway, mix formula the right way, invent a fairy tale, and much much more."

"What a night. Her parents leave her to babysit her little brother, never bothering to ask if she had plans. Goblins come and take the poor boy away. And then, Sarah finds herself outside the Labyrinth, tasked with finding her way to the center or losing her baby brother forever! David Bowie sure can be mean. Once inside the Labyrinth, the first creature she meets is only referred to as ""The Worm"" (and no complaining, because she met Hoggle outside the Labyrinth). Take a little magic from the Labyrinth home with you now, when you buy a Limited Edition Labyrinth Worm Plush. Each Limited Edition Labyrinth Worm Plush is actually a pumped up version of the character from the movie. It just had to be distorted a little, in order to be more huggable - sort of like the plush characters in Sarah's room (if you know what we mean, you'll know what we mean). So, come inside, have a nice cup of tea, meet the missus, and take home your very own Limited Edition Labyrinth Worm Plush today. Limited Edition Labyrinth Worm Plush Adorable plush of one of the Labyrinth's most adorable creatures. Fully licensed, limited edition collectible. Can also be used to enhance your Jareth costume. Just saying. Dimensions: 13"" x 5"" x 9"""

"Freeloader Pro is the ultimate solar charger capable of powering virtually every electrical device, anywhere in the world, whether on a beach, a mountain, jungle or the Polar ice cap. Freeloader Pro uses its high power solar panels or USB (cable supplied) to quickly charge its internal battery (7 to 9 hours in sunny conditions). Once fully charged Freeloader Pro is capable of delivering enough power to give a mobile phone 70 hours of standby time, 5000 page turns on an eBook or a 100% full charge for a digital camera battery. Also by switching its multi-voltage switch to 9.5V, the Freeloader Pro is capable of charging power hungry, high voltage devices such as MP4 players, portable DVD players and SLR camera batteries. The metallic push button ""Power Halo"" indicates how much power is in Freeloader Pro's battery. Made from tough aluminum and finished in a stylish ""piano"" black finish, Freeloader Pro is the perfect companion for travelers, journalists, explorers, mobile geeks, and anyone who demands the best. Included with the Freeloader Pro is the CamCaddy. The CamCaddy is a specially designed adapter that accepts virtually every type of camera battery whether a simple compact digital camera, professional SLR or a video camera battery. CamCaddy suits all sizes of battery (3.2v to 7.9v) using its variable slider bar and adjustable contact pins. Light weight and rugged, the CamCaddy is the ONLY camera battery charger capable of powering virtually all camera batteries."

Here at ThinkGeek, we know a lot about monkeys. Not the kind of monkeys in the zoo, rather the ones who code and the robotic type that work diligently in our warehouse every day. Being fans of monkeys it seemed only natural that we would sell a Rolling Laughing Monkey. Of course this would ultimately become our downfall as giggling simians took over our office. At first we were smiling and laughing along with these insane beasts... but after a while we began to go slowly insane ourselves as the rolling and crazy laughing permeated the halls of ThinkGeek. Any sound or movement triggers the Rolling Laughing Monkey into action, so watch what you do if you take one of these monkeys home. Of course when showing this toy to real monkeys they became greatly offended and claimed that actual monkeys do not laugh insanely and the product only served to provide a negative stereotype of monkeys in general.

The Parker Concorde redefines the modern hunting crossbow with push-button ease of operation and 300+ fps performance. At the heart of the Concorde is the Quick Draw System, which features a CO2 powered internal cocking mechanism; by simply pressing a button, the string is automatically drawn into the fully cocked position. This package includes a 1.25x-4x Pin Point scope, 4-arrow quick-detach quiver, and 4 arrows with field points.