Food & Drinks

Excellent source of sparkles! Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat. Unfortunately, due to restrictions on the importation of mythical processed meatstuff, we are unable to bring you Canned Unicorn Meat in the way the Sisters of Radiant Farms intended. When you open your can, you will find one tiny unicorn which has been appropriately sliced into its main cuts of meat. Simply use your Growth Ray to re-embiggen the unicorn before skinning it and processing its flesh. Or if you're lazy, just bring it to your local Mad Scientist-Butcher. He'll know what to do. Radiant Farms Canned Unicorn Meat Specifications 14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland Crunchy horn bits in every bite - an excellent source of Calcium Tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness Easily spreadable for sandwiches, hors d'oeuvres, and more Sparkly meat lends the unmistakable air of class and sophistication to your parties Unlike other meats, unicorn fat is polyunsaturated and lowers your LDL cholesterol Not yet approved by the USDA or FDA, but the nuns have eaten it for centuries and they're healthy as horses Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can. The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed!

Keurig® K10 Mini Plus Single-Cup Coffee Brewer, Black

The Golden Edibles Birthday Cake Pops are a fun and unique birthday treat your special recipient will love! An assortment of 10 cake pops in the flavors of chocolate, vanilla, and red velvet are dipped in milk, dark, and white Belgian Chocolates, then rolled and embellished with festive candies for a bright and tempting look. Arriving in an elegant gift box, this gourmet treat is a wonderful way to share in their special celebration.Your gift arrives in a reusable thermal cooler.

Starbucks® Seasonal Coffee Sampler

"The Sweets in Bloom Chocolate Lover's Dream Bouquet is the perfect way to share in their special occasion or celebration, indulging their sweet-tooth and giving them what they most crave. 8 Full size Milk Chocolate Hershey Bars create a tempting ""vase"" while 34 ""blooms"" of snack-size bars in assorted varieties make a most mouth-watering bouquet. A unique gift your chocolate lover is sure to rave about!"

Caramel Cheesecake

The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win. Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon! For nutrition information, click here.

Dr Pepper®, 12 oz. Cans, 24/Pack

Send a tasty arrangement of Cheryl's buttercream frosted cookies delivered in a shiny silver pail. Guaranteed to delight! Kosher.

A charming little ribbon-tied bag filled with luxurious milk truffles – perfect for parties, favours, or simply just because.

The Ghirardelli Chocolate Cookbook entices chocolate lovers with more than eighty decadent recipes. This book is lavish with photographs of creamy, rich chocolatey desserts, and archival art from the company's private collection recalls an era long past. Hardcover - 160 Pages

The Golden Edibles Belgian Chocolate Dipped Cheesecake Pops are a decadent sensation set to celebrate any of life's special occasions. Ten incredible pieces are dramatically delicious and come in an assortment of plain, strawberry swirl and double chocolate cheesecakes. Dipped in milk, dark and white Belgian chocolate and arrivng in an elegant gift box, these cheesecake pops are sure to delight your speical recipient with each bite.Your gift arrives in a reusable thermal cooler.

Giant Gummy Bear: Believe It Or Not, Gummy Bears Have Been Around Since The 1920S, When They Were Introduced In Germany. But It's Taken More Than 90 Years To Arrive At Their Latest, Greatest Incarnation—Humonstrous Proportions. This Giant 5 Lb. Gummy Bear Is Bigger Than A Football And Sure To Satisfy Even The Most Die-Hard Gummy Addict. And As A Table Topper Or Conversation Piece It Can't Be Beat.

"Relaxing at the space station's bar, you order the house special and are presented with a glowing blue drink. At the bottom of the glass you see something; and it appears to be moving. You can't quite tell if it's a flower from a far off world dancing in the carbonation, or the tentacles of some creature waiting patiently to make you its repast. The barkeep assures you it's safe. ""It's just an Edible Wild Hibiscus Flower,"" he says, ""suck it down . . . if you dare!"" And you should dare, because Edible Wild Hibiscus Flowers might look like baby Cthulhu, but they are magically delicious. Tasting a little bit like raspberry (and a little bit like something not of this world), they make an incredible garnish on or in any dish you create. But the real beauty (as you can tell by the pictures) is enhancing your inebriating beverages. They make your martini extra exotic and add an unheard of layer of romance to a glass of champagne. Or you can just pull some Edible Wild Hibiscus Flowers out of the jar and pretend you are eating alien anemones before they eat you. Because you never know . . . they just might try!"

Back in the day, Timmy's grandma used to make the most delicious popcorn on the stove. She'd stick her monkey paw into a jar and pull out a big glob of bacon grease, stick it in a pot with the popcorn kernels, put on the lid, and shake shake shake as the popcorn pop pop popped. In another saucepan, she'd melt delicious butter and she poured it all over the bacon-flavored popcorn. With just a sprinkle from the salt shaker, the masterpiece was complete. You COULD do all that today - going through the effort of collecting your bacon grease in a jar and using it to pop your popcorn by hand, but let's face it, you just don't have the time to do it like Grandma Monkey. Now thanks to BaconPop, you don't have to! Just stick a bag in the microwave, press the Popcorn button, and stand back and watch the bag inflate with delicious, buttery, bacontastic popcorn. Everything is better with bacon and this popcorn is so much better, you'll never go back to regular popcorn. Ever. For nutrition information, click here. BaconPop - Bacon Flavored Popcorn Microwave popcorn with delicious buttery bacon flavor Each box contains 3 bags of Bacon Pop, ready for popping in your microwave WARNING: Once they smell it, your co-workers will jump you in an attempt to steal it. Best to eat at home. Alone. BaconPop is vegetarian and certified Kosher (aka, it tastes like bacon, but no pigs were harmed!)

The Original Hazelnut Spread. Contains Skim Milk And Cocoa Made With Over 50 Hazelnuts Per Jar Contains No Artificial Colors Or Artificial Preservatives Made In Canada

Nobody deserves the best more than Mom, so treat her well this May (it's always on the second Sunday) with the Fairytale Brownies Mother's Day Brownie Dozen Gift Box. This lavish collection includes 12 assorted Fairytale Brownies made of all-natural ingredients free of trans fats, hydrogenated oils, preservatives, and artificial colors for a looks and taste that's absolutely magical! She'll have her pick of the litter with this wide variety of gourmet tastes including walnut, espresso nib, buttery toffee, peanut butter, and more. These scrumptious treats arrive individually wrapped and nestled within the classic Fairytale Brownies chocolate colored gift box adorned in a cheerful pink and purple Mother's Day wrap. Gift Basket IncludesCaramel brownie, Chocolate chip brownie, Min chocolate brownie, Original brownie, Peanut butter brownie, Pecan brownie, Raspberry swirl brownie, Toffee crunch brownie, Walnut brownie, White chocolate brownie, Espresso Nib brownie, Cream cheese brownie Ensure freshness: During warm weather, we highly recommend selecting ""Next Day"" or ""2 Day"" shipping at checkout. We can guarantee proper delivery of chocolates and perishable goods only if one of these delivery options is chosen. After all, you selected chocolates, not chocolate sauce. Also, please note that to avoid spoilage, some perishables may be replaced with items of comparable value and deliciousness.Please note that for this item, the following services are available during the checkout process:Multiple Ship-To, which allows you to send gifts to several recipients with a single order.Future Delivery, which lets you select a specific date for delivery, so your gift arrives at the perfect time. About Fairytale Brownies IncEileen Spitalny and David Kravetz met in kindergarten and bonded over their love of chocolate and brownies. They got along so well that their friend

The Golden Edibles Birthday Chocolate-Dipped Oreo Cookies are the perfect way to share in their birthday celebration. An assortment of 15 Oreo cookies are doused in milk, dark, and white Belgian Chocolates then rolled and embellished with festive candies for a bright and tempting look. Arriving in an elegant gift box, this gourmet treat is a wonderful way to send them happy wishes on their big day.Your gift arrives in a reusable thermal cooler.

Mother's Day Strawberries Delivery: These Incredible, Mouthwatering Creations Are Simply Divine! Each Succulent Strawberry Is Covered With Nuts, Chocolate Chips, Or Additional Swizzle. The End Result Is A Heavenly Combination Of Flavors. Your Gift Is Carefully Hand-Packed And Delivered Direct From Shari's Berries In An Attractive Gift Box With Your Personal Message.

Traditional red velvet cake gets the royal treatment. This delicious dessert combines layers of moist red velvet cake, rich cream cheese icing, and decadent cheesecake. Red velvet cake crumbs add a festive touch. From Junior's New York Desserts.

This is ThinkGeek's favorite caffeinated beverage, and the choice of most of our customers as well. The caffeine (65mg in each 10 ounce distinctly colored cobalt-blue bottle) is derived from the Guarana berry from the Amazon. This berry lends a sweet flavor to the drink. It's a little hard to pin down the flavor, but really it just tastes like Bawls. The stimulating effects derived from Guarana frequently aren't associated with the kind of stomach discomforts and jitters associated with drinking too much java. Bawls is a welcome addition to any caffeine junky's repertoire. It's also the main staple (right in front of Pizza) at most LAN parties. For nutrition information, click here. Case o' Bawls Choose a Case (24) of 10 oz bottles, Half a Case (12) of 10 oz bottles (regular Bawls only), or a Case (24) of 16 oz cans. Flavors: Regular (bottles or cans), Sugar Free (bottles), or Root Beer (bottles - same formula as the old G33k B33r). Sugar Free Bawls is also calorie, fat, and carb free! Plus, it has 50% more caffeine than regular Bawls! Caffeine Content: 10oz bottles = 65mg of caffeine; 16oz cans = 100mg of caffeine.

Send thanks and good wishes with this gift of Starbucks Coffee and Tazo Tea delights! A perfect way to show your gratitude or send your appreciation for a job well done, this lovely cream basket contains three classic Starbucks coffees: French Roast, Caffe Verona and Starbucks VIA ready brew, six Tazo Tea bags and two sweet Nonni's biscotti, as well as a classic green Starbucks logo mug. Exquisite and ready to be enjoyed!

NEW! She will LOVE this Mother?s Day gift idea! Our mini designer handbag gift box arrives filled with tasty Cheryl?s sweets. We?ve included buttercream frosted cut-out cookies, assorted gourmet snack size cookies, pretzel clusters, buttercream layered chocolate sandwich cookies and brownies and our delightful hand decorated crunchy shortbread cookies shaped like a cell pone and lipstick! 17 pieces. Kosher.

Give guests something to celebrate. This decorative tin holds a tasty trio of kettle classic chips, special pretzels, and premium white cheddar popcorn. From Utz Quality Foods.