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Recycled Vinyl Record Guitar Picks
Recycled Vinyl Record Guitar Picks
"Ah, records - those musical discs from the past that so many children nowadays think are the stuff of fiction. The good news, however, is twofold. First, more and more artists are releasing music on records again. YAY. And second, a bunch of those old records that no longer play are being turned into guitar picks. Yup, you read that right! The music of yesteryear can be turned into the music of this-teryear with a set of these Recycled Record Guitar Picks. Each set of Recycled Record Guitar Picks will score you six picks. Each pick is hand cut from old vinyl records and then the edges are sanded smooth. Who knows what music used to be on them, but just think of all the music that will exist because of them! It's like you can take the magic of the old records and use their soul to inspire your own tunes. Recycled Record Guitar Picks - the right way to recycle music! Recycled Record Guitar Picks Cut by hand from old records that don't play any more. Hand smoothed edges for a comfy feel. Produces a crisper sound than the standard (boring!) nylon pick. Because these are made from real records by hand, the patterns will be as varied as the music that was once audible from the records. Pick Gauge between 1.25-1.55mm (varies based on records made) Six Pack! That's right, you get 6 per order (gauges will vary). Dimensions: approx. 1.87"" x 1"""
by ThinkGeek
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LEGO® Mini Storage Boxes - Rectangle
LEGO® Mini Storage Boxes - Rectangle
As geeks, we're always concerned with how much data we can store. How full is our computer's hard drive? How many high res images can we put in our Dropbox account (and how many more people can we sign up to earn more space)? Can we fit that presentation on that free flash drive we got at the last conference? We're here to talk about a different kind of handheld storage: these boxes designed to look like LEGO bricks...
by ThinkGeek
$4.99  
Android Plush Robot
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Android Plush Robot
"You know what this copywriter monkey doesn't grok? The whole iPhone thing. Sure, they're cool, there are thousands of apps. They have a shiny apple on the back. You pay a lot of money for them (and then for their larger cousin). But are they really THAT special? ThinkGeek is divided down the lines of the iPhone and the Droid folks. Oh, then there's Brett and Julie who insist on keeping their Blackberries. Weirdos. Since there's been so much love on ThinkGeek for iPhones, what with all the cases and accessories, we figured it was time to throw some love toward our other favorite smartphone. If you're semi-permanently attached to your Droid by day, you know how hard it is to plug it in and leave it all alone on your nightstand at night. Why not snuggle this adorable green Android Plush Robot every night? He'll bring you sweet dreams... maybe even of electric sheep. Product Features WARNING: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not for children under 3. Plush Green Android Robot, approximately 9"" tall Posable articulated head and arms For folks who are attached to their smartphone Also, for folks who don't grok why everyone else Snuggle your phone by day, this plush by night As with all ThinkGeek robots, guaranteed to be three laws safe"
by ThinkGeek
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Venom Costume Hoodie
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Venom Costume Hoodie
Baby, it's cold outside. If you're looking to keep warm this time of the year, look to the sentient alien symbiotes first. Venom knows how to merge and keep his host nice and toasty during the heaviest of flurries. Sure, you may end up a bit evil, but it's better than getting frostbite. And hey, leaping buildings sure beats taking the bus. 60% cotton and 40% polyester black colored zip-up hoodie with the white stripes cut and sewn over the plain black hoodie both on the front and back to create the Venom design. The hood has mesh fabric in the cut-out area to depict eyes. See the chart below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 41 in. 43 in. 45 in. 48 in. 51 in. Waist 38 in. 40 in. 42 in. 45 in. 48 in. Front Length(from where collar meets shoulder) 28 in. 28 1/2 in. 29 in. 29 1/2 in. 30 1/4 in. Sleeve Length(from shoulder seam) 26 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 in. 27 1/2 in. 28 in.
by ThinkGeek
$49.99   $69.99   (- 29%)
Star Wars Lightsaber Pen
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Star Wars Lightsaber Pen
If there's one thing we love at ThinkGeek (okay, there isn't, but play along), it's mind hacks. The little things you can do to pull a Jedi mind trick on your brain and make you perform better. One that we learned back in our school days was to declare one pen our "lucky pen." Said lucky pen was only to be used for tests and by using the lucky pen, we were guaranteed to do better than if we used another, lesser pen. And since these pens are imbued with The Force, they'll obviously make the perfect lucky pen. Styled like the lightsabers wielded by Jedi and Sith in the Star Wars saga, these pens are the writing implements of a more civilized age. A civilized age where people got As on tests and aced their presentations with the board. If your life is in need of a little luck, these lightsaber pens are just the Jedi mind trick you need. Product Specifications WARNING: Contains Sharp Point. Not intended for Children under 4 years of age A pen for a more civilized era Available in red, blue, and green Comes in a tin collector's box to protect it (since it's lucky!) NOTE: Luckiness of pen may vary. Do not contact ThinkGeek regarding failed tests.
by ThinkGeek
$32.98   $49.99   (- 34%)
Soft Kitty Singing Plush
Soft Kitty Singing Plush
We love "Soft Kitty," but there's a problem inherent with the song. In order to sing it properly, you have to be in the presence of a sick person (or, well, Shel-bot). A sick person with a highly-contagious illness. On the sickie's behalf, we'll also point out that sometimes when you're sick, you just don't want to see other humans. You feel horrible. You look horrible. You just want to burrow in your blanket cave and be left alone. That's when the Soft Kitty Singing Plush comes in handy...
by ThinkGeek
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Hydrodynamic Building Set
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Hydrodynamic Building Set
Water is everywhere. It covers 71% of the Earth's surface and composes about 112% of the human body. Gaining control over water would be an awesome super power, but for now we are stuck with using science to master water. Good thing someone invented this Hydrodynamic Building Set. It makes science fun again. But this kit isn't a simple connect the dots - you have to do some thinking! Why? Read on! The instruction manual shows you how the girders connect, how to build the various tanks, and some rendered images of completed projects - but not step-by-step. Your entire model gets built up from the bottom of the carrying case, which acts as the water reservoir and also has a special footing to be the structure's foundation. Level by level, you build your support frame and add your tanks. Then connect all the tubes, add in the valves, and turn on the electric pump. If you've done it right, you'll have an awesome construction everyone will marvel at (a little food coloring helps). Fail and you're all wet - quite probably literally. And Kids: Build something with this kit for a Science Fair Project and you are guaranteed to win (this guarantee not guaranteed)!
by ThinkGeek
$59.99   $89.99   (- 33%)
Gummy Bear Ice Cube Tray
Gummy Bear Ice Cube Tray
If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise. If you go out in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise. For every bear that ever there was will gather there for certain, because today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic. Yes, it is time for the annual teddy bear picnic! It's a lovely time for teddy bears young and old as they dance, play, and shout, all carefree and happy. There's wonderful things to eat and wonderful games to play, including hide and seek. But it's better that you humans stay at home, because we've heard teddy bears will viciously maul anyone who catches them frolicking in the forest. Have your own teddy bear picnic at home with the Gummy Bear Ice Cube Tray. This food-safe silicone tray can be used to make bear-shaped ice for your beverages or bear-shaped foods! For wee geeks, we recommend pouring in different colored juices (or just a drop of food coloring in plain water) to get multi-colored bears. Or if you prefer your bears to be natural colors, use chocolate. It's a fun time at the teddy bear picnic! But unless you're the mommy or daddy, you're going to have to go to bed at six o'clock. That's how teddy bear picnics operate, you know. Product Specifications Make ice in the shape of adorable bears! Tray makes 16 bear ice cubes for your drinks Fun times: Use fruit juices to make different colored bears 21+ fun: Cranberry bears swimming in vodka! Make bear chocolates or colored bears with candy melts For crystal clear ice, boil the water twice before pouring it into the tray. (Allow the water to cool between each boil.) The boiling forces dissolved air molecules out. Made of food-safe silicone, dishwasher safe (top rack)
by ThinkGeek
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Maze Pen
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Maze Pen
You don't by any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you? Didn't think so. Oh well. We do love mazes, but we've been stuck in this one for quite some time and it's a little difficult to find the way out. There are these semi-plush walls that make rectangular boxes in which there are almost always desks. Some of the enclosures are decorated with plush versions of terrifying monsters like mindflayer rats and young Elder Gods with big blue eyes. There's even a member of the Locust Horde, but we're pretty sure Big Chap from Alien has him under control. There seems to be multiple sources of fluorescent lighting, but they're not turned on. It's a bit dark in here... are you sure you haven't seen the exit? This pen is for every kid-at-heart who has ever gotten lost in a hedge maze or bonked their head a little too hard in the glass maze at the amusement park. (That nosebleed really helped future maze-goers find the way out. Hooray for "helping!") It's a simple black pen with a maze inside. Rotate the pen around to help the ball find its way to the other side. Great replay value! Turn around and move the ball back to the beginning when you're done! Whoa. Perfect for folks who like to fidget in meetings and have been forbidden from playing with their iPhone by management. Product Specifications Pen that contains a maze with a little ball Move the ball through the maze to win Excellent way to entertain yourself during boring meetings Does not contain an oubliette. (Oh, don't act so smart. You don't even know what an oubliette is.)
by ThinkGeek
$1.99   $3.99   (- 50%)
Cooking for Geeks Cookbook
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Cooking for Geeks Cookbook
Are you the innovative type, the cook who marches to a different drummer? Are you used to expressing your creativity instead of just following recipes? Are you interested in the science behind what happens to food while it's cooking? Do you want to learn what makes a recipe work so you can improvise and create your own unique dish? Do you enjoy paragraphs made only of questions? Read on, then? Cooking for Geeks is more than just a cookbook...
by ThinkGeek
$24.99   $34.99   (- 29%)
The Gun Mug
The Gun Mug
Most mornings, caffeine is required before your brain properly engages. Attempting to startle or aggravate a geek before he's had his morning jolt is asking for a world of hurt. Geeks can be downright snippy before they've had a chance to properly wake up. Extreme care must be taken in these circumstances. Every morning, without fail, there's that worthless jerk in the office that's been awake with the sun, and, with extreme perkiness, tries to engage you in mindless banter. Your synapses fire just enough to remind you that, indeed, you hate that guy. Relying entirely on your lizard brain to work the controls on the coffee dispenser, you pour a piping hot cup-o-joe into your Gun Mug. Seeing the handle and the trigger-grip, said jerk gets the message quickly and backs the hell off. Nobody wants to mess with a geek with a gun. Even if that gun is only loaded with coffee. Features Black ceramic coffee mug with pistol grip Looks bad-ass in your hand Holds 8 ounces of your favorite hot beverage Five by three by four inches Gun mug safety is no joke. Keep your gun mug properly maintained and clean at all times Dishwasher safe
by ThinkGeek
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Xtensor Gamer Hand Exerciser
Xtensor Gamer Hand Exerciser
You've got the greatest gaming rig out there. You've spent a lot of money on it - now it's a monolithic liquid-nitrogen-cooled monstrosity capable of pumping out smoother 3D video than real-life. Your pointing device is sensitive to a billion dpi, and your keyboard has a customized throw-distance tuned exactly to your finger length. After all this effort, you still get pwned by n00bs. What's the problem? Your rig may be awesome, and your brain may be sharp and quick, but if your body doesn't respond to your brain's commands correctly, you may as well be playing with mittens on. You need physical conditioning, Daniel-san, and there'll be no wax-on-wax-off, no sand-o-floor, no paint fence. The Xtensor is the only product on the market to perform with true biomechanical correctness, able to stimulate muscles and tendons in the hands, wrists and elbows that have been virtually off limits to all other devices. Repetitive gripping and squeezing of your game-controller or mouse forces extended isometric contractions of the flexor muscles of the hands and fingers producing an unnatural imbalance over time as the hands operate in a mostly closed position. For this reason, patients with hand, wrist and elbow disorders experience unnecessarily long healing times and high reoccurrence rates. Everybody got that? Flexing with the Xtensor between gaming sessions will make your reaction-times much quicker, and will mean no cramping hands after all-night fragging sessions.
by ThinkGeek
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Plush Unicorn Slippers for Grown Ups by ThinkGeek
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Plush Unicorn Slippers for Grown Ups by ThinkGeek
On TV, we're always hearing about things being part of a balanced breakfast. Get those whole grains! Get your fresh-from-Florida OJ! Don't forget to get some Philly in your fruit spread! But all of these balanced breakfasts eliminate one very important item. BACON! ...okay, TWO very important items. Bacon and magic. Starting your day with breakfast is a great idea, but a healthy dose of magic will catapult your mood into the stratosphere and improve the world around you... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
by ThinkGeek
$14.99   $24.99   (- 40%)
iGeek 2.0 Large Capacity Portable Charger
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iGeek 2.0 Large Capacity Portable Charger
"Imagine yourself at your favorite convention. You’ve been up and about since 8 am (WHY DID THEY PUT THAT SESSION SO EARLY?) and you’ve consumed enough caffeine to make up for your lack of sleep. You’re tweeting up a storm, snapping pictures of cosplayers, checking prices on the internet before you buy stuff in the exhibit hall. Your battery is slowly withering away and you left your charger in your hotel room. You’ll survive, you think. There’s enough left to get through the night... or is there? If you have a dead battery, you’ll miss the chance to tweet a picture of yourself drinking with (insert celebrigeek of your choice here). And you know the rule: pics or it didn’t happen. Better get yourself an iGeek External Battery Pack before you head to your next con. Don’t let the name deceive you: the iGeek External Battery Pack works for Android, Blackberry, Samsung, tablets, Nintendo DS, Sony PSP, and more. If you’re tired of hearing the low battery beep when the night is still young, plug your device into the iGeek for a boost of new life. With a massive 11200mAh capacity, charge it up once and it’ll keep your lifelines alive for over a week. Product Specifications Ultra reliable lithium ion battery with 11200mAh capacity at 5v output voltage Will easily give you over a week of battery boosts for your device (with normal use) 1 amp & 2 amp ports, quickly charge two devices at the same time! +/-44 hours of movie time for iPhone, iPod touch or +/-18 hours movie time for iPad 2 Compatible with: All iPhones (E.g. Original, 3G, 3GS, 4, 4S & 5) All iPads (E.g. iPad 2, iPad 3, New iPad & Mini) All iPods (E.g. Touch, Nano & Classic) Most Android Devices (E.g. Galaxy 4, HTC One) Most Blackberry & Windows Phone Devices Other Stuff (Kindle, Nintendo DS, Sony PSP, and many more - Standard USB charging cable required) Rubberized black finish Batteries: Lithium ion Input: 5V Micro USB Weight (main unit): 8.8oz Dimensions (main unit): 3.2"" x 3.8"" x0.9"" Includes: iGeek 2.0 11200mAh battery pack Standard Micro-USB Charge Cable Samsung Galaxy Tab Converter cable User Manual iPhone/iPad cable not included! It works with the one you already have"
by ThinkGeek
$51.99   $69.99   (- 26%)
Portal Bookends
Portal Bookends
There are a lot of manuals for employees of Aperture Laboratories. But you don't necessarily have to read them. Being honest here. We used to hire smarter folks, but our death turnover rate is so high that we've had to lower our standards to the less-than-literate. But here's your Employee Manual and the various books on radiation poisoning that the government requires us to give all new hires. But really, don't bother reading them. It's not necessary to do your job...
by ThinkGeek
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Pixel Time Wall Clock
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Pixel Time Wall Clock
Back when videogames cost a quarter per play, and nobody had phones in their pockets, geeks would spend their hard earned cash in dimly lit yet brightly colored arcades. The din of bleeps and bloops was hypnotic, and drew passers by within, like some kind of insidious 8-bit pitcher-plant. Arcades, like Las Vegas casinos, were designed to lure you in and keep you there, so as to keep collecting your coins. No view of the outside world, no clocks, no sense of time at all...
by ThinkGeek
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Book of Secrets
Book of Secrets
Did you know there's a secret daily flight from the United States to Cuba? Or, that in 1966, the U.S. government smashed a bacteria-laden light bulb inside the New York subway system? Or that there are quite a few abandoned underground New York subway stations? Or, that there's an entire (now-abandoned) underground movie theater in France? Of course not, because they are secrets. And this book is full of them. That's why it's called [insert eerie music here] the Book of Secrets. OOOOoooooo...
by ThinkGeek
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Blade Runner Style LED Umbrella
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Blade Runner Style LED Umbrella
Early in the 21st Century, the Tyrell Corporation advanced robot evolution into the Nexus phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. They're all around you, even now. That guy next to you? He's a Replicant. How do we know? He's walking the streets in the rain with no umbrella. That, and he failed the Voight-Kampff. In the pre-apocalyptic future, the air will be so thick, it will be dark in the middle of the day. Coupled with the almost constant rain, you'll need to find a way to stay dry and light your way to the noodle shop down the street. Even if you don't live in a quasi-futuristic Los Angeles and you aren't a Blade Runner, you can still have the coolest umbrella on the street. With a push of a button, the shaft lights up, illuminating you and your path. Now, even in the darkest of nights, you're a lot more visible to the cars on the street, making your long walk home through the rain a lot safer.
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Critical Hit LED D20 Die by ThinkGeek
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Critical Hit LED D20 Die by ThinkGeek
We have two audiences for this item, so we'll address you separately: PLAYERS: You know that amazing feeling you get when you roll a crit? The sight of the "20" on your die blasts straight up into the pleasure center of your brain and you feel like a million astral diamonds. (Except when you roll a crit for initiative. That's just lame. Especially if you're the cleric... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
by ThinkGeek
$4.99   $9.99   (- 50%)
Pen Camera Camcorder Mini DVR Motion Detection Surveillance Video Recorder with Digital photo 4GB Me
Pen Camera Camcorder Mini DVR Motion Detection Surveillance Video Recorder with Digital photo 4GB Me
Motion Activated Smart Pocket Camcorder is the first and the only pen type camcorder that is equipped with both motion detection auto recording and adjustable video resolutions from 352 to 1280 pixels and 2.0 megapixels of pictures. It is a color video recorder, a digital camera, a web cam, a USB flash memory drive, and the most importance, it is motion activated. No need to press any key. It is the ultimate spy camcorder for James Bond type people. Its design for multiuse gives users great ease for recording in different circumstances: golf court, beach, sporting activities, concert, home security, party, business meeting and interview, evidence collection, etc. Users can clip this Smart Pen in T-shirt pockets or in pen holders to do recording automatically.
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$129.95  
Olloclip iPhone Camera Lens System
Olloclip iPhone Camera Lens System
Checking emails, brewing a cup of Dagobah Green Tea, hanging up your collection of ThinkGeek t-shirts, putting on Wild Cherry Pepsi lip balm, using PorkKleen Hand Sanitizer to protect yourself from germs, refilling your red Swingline stapler, eating Tribbles n'Bits cereal, reading the newspaper... everything is cooler through a fisheye lens. But the Olloclip doesn't stop with just a fisheye lens. Compatible with the iPhone 4, 4S, 5, and the 4th generation iPod touch (adapter required) the Olloclip is a quick-connect lens system that includes fisheye, wide-angle, and macro lenses in a tiny and convenient package. It was a huge hit on Kickstarter, where the project blew past its $15k production costs goal and ended up raising a whopping $68,201. Using Olloclip is easy! Slide it on over your iPhone's rear camera lens and you're ready to take amazing photos and videos. The fisheye lens captures a nearly 180 degree field-of-view. The wide-angle lens doubles the field of view of the iPhone camera. Finally, the macro lens lets you focus the iPhone within 12-15mm of your subject and applies roughly a 10X multiplier. Olloclip's storage bag even doubles as a microfiber cleaning cloth for the ultimate in convenience. Product Specifications Quick-connect camera lens for iPhone 4, 4S, and 5 Three lens options: fisheye, wide-angle, macro Slides on to the corner of your iPhone and automatically aligns itself The camera will autofocus as normal with the Olloclip on, don't worry! Works for still photos, videos, even Facetime Lenses made with precision ground glass multi-element optics Barrels made from aircraft grade anodized aluminum Soft plastic material on clip protects your iPhone from scratches Included in the Olloclip package: Fisheye lens Wide-angle lens Macro lens Lens caps for both ends Microfiber lens cleaning cloth storage bag iPod Touch adapter: 5 includes a 5th gen iPod touch adapter 4/4S includes a 4th gen iPod touch adapter Note: The Olloclip is specifically designed for the shape and size of the iPhone 4, 4S, and 5. It will not fit any other device besides the iPod touch models mentioned above. Dimensions:1.37" tall x 1.22" across at the widest section Weight: 0.7 ounces
by ThinkGeek
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Superman Hockey Stripe Babydoll
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Superman Hockey Stripe Babydoll
"This is for the woman who's faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, and willing to tack a gratuitous ""-El"" on to her name. Superman / Supergirl logo on a heather blue babydoll (fitted) shirt with red and yellow stripes on the sleeves. Note that this is longer in length than our standard babydolls. One of these things is not like the others: Be aware that the Superman Hockey Stripe Babydoll is 50% cotton / 50% polyester, which means it will shrink less in the washer and dryer than the others. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in."
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Honey Badger Talking Plush
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Honey Badger Talking Plush
"Here at ThinkGeek, we pride ourselves in being fun for geeks of all ages. So, what does one do when there's a meme that gets 90% of its humor from words one doesn't say in polite company? We'll just let you fill in the blanks, because if you're a fan of the Honey Badger, you know exactly what words are. This is definitely an R-rated honey badger. What does that mean? By MPAA standards, it means that you'll hear the F word more than once while enjoying your Honey Badger Talking Plush. The Honey Badger is a true bad_ _ _, _ _ _ _ing gross, and doesn't give a _ _ _ _ about what you think. In fact, he doesn't give a _ _ _ _ if you buy him or not. He's just going to smack the _ _ _ _ out of our robot warehouse monkeys. Please, save the robot warehouse monkeys. Product Specifications Talking Plush version of everyone's favorite animal, the honey badger Recommended age: 17 or accompanied by a parent or guardian R-Rated (you'll hear the F word more than once!) Looks snuggly, but will rip your head off Includes 6 phrases from the viral video: Honey Badgers are quite bad_ _ _ and out of their _ _ _ _ing mind. Ewww… that's so _ _ _ _ing gross! Honey Badger don't give a _ _ _ _. Look at that sleepy _ _ _ _. Honey Badger just smacks the _ _ _ _ out of it. It's getting stung like a thousand times… it really doesn't give a _ _ _ _! Dimensions: 15"" long"
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8-Bit Sunglasses
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8-Bit Sunglasses
So, it's mid-summer, and Mario wakes up full of energy. The sun is shining brightly and there's nary a cloud-that-looks-just-like-a-bush in the sky. He steps outside in his Tanooki bathing suit, and squints hard. The sun is-a so bright! So what does Mario do? Simple - he slips on a pair of 8-Bit Sunglasses. And now you can have your own 8-Bit Sunglasses. They are stylish, fun, actually work, and fit most adult heads. They probably won't fit Bowser's head, but most others...
by ThinkGeek
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Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard
Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard
If Batman had a clipboard, it would be this one. If Superman was a clipboard, it would be this one. Why? Because this clipboard is bulletproof. Yeah, you read that right: bulletproof. It can hold paper AND stop a 9mm bullet in its tracks. We call it the Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard, and when you get yours, you can call it whatever you want (we recommend something awesome like "Awesomeboard," "The Boardinator," "Bill," or anything else you can think of)...
by ThinkGeek
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Massive Cosplay Titan Sword
Massive Cosplay Titan Sword
We like the idea that one should speak softly and carry a big stick. The problem is that some of us aspire to be more than a druid or a wizard. Some of us want to be fighters or paladins! Why bonk an orc on the head with a stick when you can slice his ugly mug clean off his shoulders? HEADS WILL ROLL because that's how you roll. Go big and bad or go home, right? The Foam Titan Sword is over five feet of big bad sword with a whopping 45-inch blade. We designed it to be an awesome costume accessory and the type of thing you can use to chase solicitors off your property. It will arrive in two pieces in a carrying case with a handle. We did this so it would be easy to pack for a convention or anywhere else you want to be respected and feared. Connect the two pieces, click the switch to turn on the blue LEDs, and you're ready to make a statement on the convention floor, out trick-or-treating, or just chasing away that guy trying to sell you stuff you don't want. Product Specifications Have the biggest sword on the block ...and be able to carry it, too! Blue LED lights on the blade and pommel Materials: EVA foam Batteries: 2 AA (not included) Package: Box with carry handle, perfect for carrying to a convention! Sword splits into two pieces for easy packing and transport. This product comes in a ship-alone box. Dimensions: Total length: 60.5" Blade length: 45" Handle length: 15.5" Hilt width: 10" Note: The Foam Titan Sword is designed as a costume accessory. While you can certainly swing it about willy-nilly, it does not have the inner core of a boffer sword and will break if you try to cleave an enemy in twain with it. Just FYI.
by ThinkGeek
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Claptrap Costume Tee
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Claptrap Costume Tee
Are you a Borderlands fan in need of an easy Halloween costume? Have we got the deal for you! Simply apply this fine t-shirt to your torso, some coordinating pants to your leg regions, and you're ready to hit the town as everyone's favorite moving target helpful robot, the CL4P-TP! Just be sure that you keep talking for the entire party, otherwise you're breaking character. Claptrap from Borderlands 2 on a gold 100% cotton t-shirt.
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Uanyi Pixel Art Backpack
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Uanyi Pixel Art Backpack
"Are you a fan of an obscure or unpopular 8-bit character? Lamenting the fact that you can't find a backpack with Bayou Billy, Bomb Jack, Dragon Duck, Pitfall Harry, or Simon Belmont on it? What's with these companies only printing popular characters like Mario? The Uanyi Pixel Art Backpack lets you pay homage to your favorite 8-bit characters. This black canvas backpack features a flexible yellow silicone base which can be decorated with colorful silicone pixel blocks. You'll get plenty of pixels to design your own flexible and fun bagsterpiece, and when you get bored you can pop 'em all off and start over again. Product Specifications Decorate your own 8-bit backpack Black canvas backpack with silicone base on the front Comes with a package of colorful silicone pixels Your finished bagsterpiece will be bendy and durable External Dimensions: 16.5"" tall x 13.5"" wide x 5"" deep Internal Dimensions: Laptop Compartment: 14"" tall x 12"" wide x 2.5"" deep Main Compartment: 14"" tall x 12.5"" wide x 5"" deep Elastic Compartment: 9.5"" tall x 12.5"" wide Top handle pocket: 3"" tall x 6"" wide ""Will my laptop fit in this bag, ThinkGeek?"" Let's find out together! Laptop Fitting Guide Measure your laptop. Like TVs, laptops are listed by their measurement on the diagonal. Bags, on the other hand, are measured on the edges. Not all 17"" laptops are the same size, so you'll need to measure the length & width of your closed laptop. ""But my laptop is at home, ThinkGeek!"" If you can't wait, Google has superpowers to tell you the dimensions of your laptop if you ask it nicely. Just input the make and model of your laptop and ye shall receive. ""I've got the measurements! Now what?"" Compare your laptop's measurements to the measurements of the bag. If the laptop's measurements are smaller than the bag, it fits! If one or more of the laptop's measurements are bigger, you're out of luck with this bag. Try another."
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Chocolate Gaming Dice Set
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Chocolate Gaming Dice Set
Ok, we're just going to come out and say it: eating dice is bad for your face. Not only does it destroy your cavalier smile, but it also really damages the dice. And you don't want your dice to be angry with you, do you? So, use your dice for dice, and use the dice in this Chocolate Gaming Dice Set for your feeding delight. Each Chocolate Gaming Dice Set comes with six of the tastiest rollers you'll ever meet. You get a d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, and d20, each hand poured and packaged (from custom built molds) with loving care. Wondering how they taste? Well, they're made from pure Ghirardelli chocolate, which means they taste like a chocolate dream. Wondering if they roll? Yeah, actually they roll pretty well. Until we eat them (which doesn't take too long). The Chocolate Gaming Dice Set is great for you, for your friends (instant best gift at a party), and more for you. Get a bunch - before we eat them all! For nutrition information, click here. Chocolate Gaming Dice Set A full set of gaming dice made out of delicious Ghirardelli chocolate. 6 dice per set (one each: d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, and d20). Dark chocolate - 60% cacao. Poured and packaged by hand in custom built molds. Made in USA. Net Wt: 0.9oz Dimensions: based on the 16mm die standard (so a d20 is approx. 20mm in diameter, etc.)
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d20 Spiral Necklace
d20 Spiral Necklace
The venerable d20 die, that platonic solid whose numerical etchings cast an impartial providence upon friend and beast alike. It holds the power to grant or take life, and even the power to revoke such grants. Imagine such an influential tool intricately cradled in a spiral, that ancient symbol of the cycle of life, death, and rebirth. Now imagine that spirally-fenced die bound to your body and soul by cord around your neck - ready for whatever circumstance the Fates throw at your feet...
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USB Rocket Launcher
USB Rocket Launcher
The arms race is on. The workplace has become a dangerous place, but once upon a time, it was all a laugh. Back in the day, your workmates chased each other with squirt-guns, then disc-guns. Everybody laughed when somebody brought in the harmless Airzooka. Gleefully, somebody brought in a marshmallow blaster. Then it went kinda nuts. Sonic Grenades, catapults, lightsabers, ninjas... Suddenly, it was less about harmless fun. Suddenly, things got serious. Deadly serious. The day that the guy down the hall brought in the USB Missile Launcher was the day the gauntlet was thrown down. Today is the day it gets picked up, and slapped across the face of your office enemy. ThinkGeek's new USB Rocket Launcher has more than twice the range of his missile launcher - yeah, I said twice the range. Now you can be the one your cube-neighbors fear, and fear leads to respect... or does fear lead to anger? I forget. Anyway, this rocket launcher connects to your Windows or Mac via USB. Install the included software, plug in the Rocket Launcher, and with 360 degree horizontal rotation and 45 degree vertical rotation, the USB Rocket Launcher can fire over six meters, giving you coverage for over 113 square meters of your workspace.
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Star Wars Remote Controlled Lightsaber Room Light
Star Wars Remote Controlled Lightsaber Room Light
Star Wars Gifts: As wee geeks, we were irrational little beings. It's no wonder, since the human brain is not fully developed until age 22. So we believed until just recently that monsters lived under our beds and that when the lights went out, horrible things could happen to us. We practiced hiding under our covers and breathing as shallowly as we possibly could so the monsters would think we weren't there...
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Road Rocker
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Road Rocker
"Have you ever fallen victim to this classic scenario? You are at ""X"" fun event, camping, tailgating, bonfire, ultimate frisbee, etc., with all your best buds and somebody mentions that you should put on some tunes. You put your key in the ignition and power up your car to pump the music out of your car's sound system. Hours later, guess what has happened? That good old DieHard or Everstart has fizzled out and now you need a jump. With the Road Rocker portable Bluetooth sound system, those days are over. The Road Rocker is an ultra-compact speaker system compatible with most technology that has Bluetooth functionality. That means that you can send your favorite playlist to the system, or your friends can switch out your music for theirs. The speaker also includes a dock designed to cradle an iPad, iPhone or iPod Touch and an input for microphones or instruments. Take this little guy camping, on hikes, road trips, tailgating, or use it right at home in your backyard during BBQs. With 50 hour of rechargeable battery life, the Road Rocker will last for hours, without draining your battery. Product Specifications Bluetooth sound system for outdoor dance parties Works with iPad, iPhone, iPod Touch, Android devices and more Cradle or dock designed for iPad, iPhone Note: Not compatible with iPhone 5, iPad 3, or mini iPad Microphone/instrument input Includes 1/8"" audio cable Batteries: Built-in rechargeable batteries"
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Tony Stark Light-Up LED Iron Man Shirt
Tony Stark Light-Up LED Iron Man Shirt
This may look like a standard t-shirt, but it's actually the Iron Man Mark IX suit. This latest version is much lighter than all previous versions, featuring a flexible interior with knitted cotton exterior. Unlike the Extremis version, the movement with your body does not require you to inject carbon nanotubes into your brain. The chest-mounted uni-beam is powered by photons, which it collects and then disperses when the wearer enters a dark area. For all body parts covered by the Mark IX's new form factor, the suit provides protection from adverse weather conditions, UV rays, and temperature extremes. It is designed for up to two days of use inside Earth's atmosphere, although after the first 12 hours of use its effectiveness is reduced. After 24 hours, it begins to act as a repulsor. The Iron Man Arc Reactor Shirt has three components: the t-shirt, a light panel with a long cable, and a battery box. When fresh batteries are in the battery box and the unit is switched on, the Arc Reactor shines brightly. So this particular arc reactor isn't going to keep shrapnel from working its way into your heart or power your repulsor beams. What do you expect for under $30? A shirt that glows? That, we can provide. Product Specifications Officially licensed Marvel collectible Black cotton t-shirt containing a light-up Arc Reactor Looks like a standard t-shirt, but it's actually the Iron Man Mark IX suit Flexible interior with knitted cotton exterior Provides protection from adverse weather, UV rays, and temperature extremes With fresh batteries in the battery box, Arc Reactor will glow when switched on Will not prevent shrapnel from reaching your heart Machine washable (all electrical components can be removed from the shirt) Requires 3 AAA batteries (not included) Washing Instructions: All electronic devices and accessories must be removed before washing the shirt. To remove electronic components: 1. Detach cable from battery box. 2. Carefully peel off the hook & loop attached light panel. 3. Remove the light panel along with its cable from the shirt. Machine wash in warm water with like colors and tumble dry on low heat.
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Mini Business Card File Cabinet
Mini Business Card File Cabinet
You've collected hundreds of business cards since that last conference. Now, they're scattered between stacks on your desk, stuffed into files, mixed into papers, and wrinkling in your back pocket. That's hardly the way to maintain a proper business relationship. This little file cabinet looks like a shrunken version of the real thing, but holds up to five hundred business cards. Two drawers pull out, letting you shuffle through your entire collection...
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Leonardo Da Vinci Wooden Invention Kits
Leonardo Da Vinci Wooden Invention Kits
Leonardo Da Vinci was a gifted artist. A look into his illustrations proves what a genius he was . . . a comic genius, that is. Scattered throughout his inventions and anatomical diagrams are caricatures of his students - exaggerating their features (especially on the pupils he didn't like). It's true; look it up. Anywho, Leo also liked drawing weapons and other crazy inventions (some for the military and some as fodder for video games, which he also might have invented)...
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Bleeding Skull Candle
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Bleeding Skull Candle
We've been to our share of Halloween parties, horror movie watching parties, and horror roleplaying games. We know scary. We love scary. Most skull candles we've found have been more kitschy than scary. The Bleeding Skull Candle? It's something worthy of being the centerpiece at our Halloween feast or mood lighting for our Call of Cthulhu game. At first, you'll just have a normal skull candle. Place it on a heat-resistant plate, because in a while, you'll need it! Light up the Bleeding Skull Candle and begin your night of mayhem and horror. As it burns, bright red wax will ooze from its eye sockets and down its face, pooling ever so deliciously on the plate. (See why you needed it?) The longer it bleeds, the creepier and bloodier it gets, making it perfect for those nights when you keep turning the dial up, up, up on the scare factor. Product Specifications Spooky skull candle bleeds as it burns Perfect centerpiece for your Halloween feast (or anytime!) On the outside, it looks like a normal skull candle! On the inside, it's full of red wax, which bleeds out the eye holes in a most creepy way (how else can one bleed out the eye holes?) The longer the candle burns, the more "blood" pours out Dimensions: 4" x 3.5" x 4.5" Important Candle Safety Notes: Remove all packaging before lighting. Place on a protected, heat-resistant plate, away from anything that can catch fire, and out of reach of children and pets. Keep wick trimmed to 1/8” at all times. If smoking occurs, blow candle out. Trim wick, remove trimmings, and relight. Keep the wax pool free of wick trimmings, matches, or any combustible material. Keep the wick centered. Avoid burning in draft. Never leave a burning candle unattended. Keep it within sight at all times. Keep all matches and lighters out of the reach of children.
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Like/Dislike Stamp Set
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Like/Dislike Stamp Set
"History Time: The thumbs up/thumbs down gesture for approval/distaste (and which gesture means which) comes from Ancient Roman times - specifically, instructions to the gladiator on whether or not to spare his opponent. But here's the thing: the Latin term for this is Pollice verso, which translates to ""turned thumb."" If you consult the writings of old dead Roman people, you'll find even they contradict each other on which one is really approval and which is distaste. But, who cares: we of the present have decreed thumbs up to be good and thumbs down to be bad. And that's the model that the Like/Dislike Stamp Set perpetuates. Each Like/Dislike Stamp Set comes with two, self-inking stamps (that's why we call it a set). Use the Like stamp for things you like and the Dislike stamps for things you don't like. For instance: we like origami - so though we will probably crush the little paper swan, we're gonna stamp it with the Like stamp. We don't like TPS reports, so we'll save the Dislike stamp for that. And why did we provide these further instructions and examples for such a straight forward product? Simple: to fill up space. YAY. Get your Like/Dislike Stamp Set today, and ink up your future with your opinion tomorrow. Like/Dislike Stamp Set Set of two stamps - for every occasion. Self-inking, for your convenience. Set includes one of each stamp. Dimensions: 3"" x 1.25"" x 2.5"""
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Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt
Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt
Here at ThinkGeek we were just wishing for a fully playable guitar built into a t-shirt when along came the Pixie of ROCK... she wailed with face melting guitar solo and *POOF* there it was in our hands...The Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt. We turned on the mini amp, cranked the volume to 11 and started to rock. As the Pixie explained, the Electronic Guitar Shirt is incredibly easy to play because each button on the neck is a major chord...
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LED Faucet Lights
LED Faucet Lights
Tired of that same old monotonous water? Bored with water that doesn't look like futuristic alien mouthwash? Need to make your midnight bathroom appointments more exhilarating? Then you need to get the LED faucet light attachment from ThinkGeek. You can turn any faucet in your home into a streaming fantasia of techie-bliss in just minutes. How does it work? Just attach to the end of your faucet (universal adapters included), and when the water flows through the magic chamber, it simply turns on the LED array and illuminates the stream with soothingly powerful hues. But wait, there's more! Not only does your water light up, but the color light changes with the water's temperature. When the water is cold, you see BLUE LED's until the water temperature hits 89 degrees after which the LEDs turn RED (now with a brushed chrome finish)! Here's what you get: Chamber with LEDs Batteries pre-installed plus a set of spare batteries (uses LR44 watch batteries) Instruction Sheet Two universal adapters included. (fits most standard faucets in USA. Not recommended for faucets outside of the USA.) Dimensions: 2.25" tall, 1.25" diameter.
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LEGO® Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks
LEGO® Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks
"Did you know that the first interlocking LEGO bricks were produced in 1949? Sure they were a little different than the bricks we know and love today (those ABS bricks have been around since 1963), but still, that's a very long time. And hey, LEGO is so awesome that those bricks made in 1963 still connect with bricks made today. LEGO bricks are a prototyper and maker's dream, as they can easily build almost anything the mind can imagine. So, get ready to doubly unlock your creativity with these LEGO Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks. Doubly unlock? Yup, see here's what we use our LEGO Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks for. First, you use the inside to design and plan out your LEGO project du jour. And then, because each of the LEGO Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks has an integrated brick on the cover, you can actually build your creation right on the notebook. Or, you can use that brick for little LEGO ""doodles"" while you are thinking of what to write next. Get some LEGO Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks today (heck, get 'em all), and let the magic of LEGO inspire your life. LEGO Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks Beautiful LEGO-ized versions of the world's best notebooks - with LEGO stickers to further make it your own. In two different sizes (small and large) and two different styles (ruled and blank). Each comes with an integrated LEGO brick on the cover, so you can build right on the notebook! Each notebook features a sewn binding, acid-free paper, rounded edges, elastic closure, cloth ribbon placeholder, and a rear expandable inner pocket. Pages: Small Notebooks have 192 pages; Large Notebooks have 240 pages. Notebook Dimensions and Info: Small Ruled - Yellow LEGO screenprint and 2X4 brick - 3.5"" x 5.5"" Large Ruled - Black LEGO screenprint and 4X6 brick - 5"" x 8.25"" Small Blank - Green LEGO screenprint and 2X4 brick - 3.5"" x 5.5"" Large Blank - Red LEGO screenprint and 4X6 brick - 5"" x 8.25"""
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USB Squirming Tentacle by ThinkGeek
USB Squirming Tentacle by ThinkGeek
Back in the day, the coolest thing ever was the USB Humping Dog. What did it do? You stuck it in your USB port and it... well, it humped your computer, much like an amorous male dog is wont to do. We're beyond such juvenile humor (on most days), but we wanted a fun toy to use at the office. Show your love for Cthulhu (or just octopuses or kraken) with the USB Squirming Tentacle. Simply plug it into your USB port and it will fill your computer with unspeakable evils... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
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USB Fishquarium
USB Fishquarium
If you're like most geeks, your work environment can be a depressing and sterile place. Designed to crush your soul to squeeze the last few ergs of energy out of each and every wageslave, grey walls, grey carpeting, and anemic flickering fluorescent lighting all combine into something truly evil. Unfortunately, you've got bills to pay, so you punch in every morning and punch out every night feeling a little more dead with each passing day...
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Orcrist The Sword Of Thorin Oakenshield
Orcrist The Sword Of Thorin Oakenshield
Thorin Oakenshield found one of the three legendary swords of Gondolin, Orcrist after it was missing for over 6000 years. Forged alongside its mate, Glamdring, Orcrist was meant to be wielded by only a few. Among those few was Ecthelion of the Fountain. Never officially stated that the sword belonged to him, it can only be surmised that he used this sword to slay one of the two most famous and feared Balrogs, Gothmog. After slaying Gothmog, Orcrist disappeared, having been stolen by Scatha the Worm. 2000 years later, Scatha was slain by Fram, son of Frumgar and the beasts treasure hoard was recovered by the Dwarves of Ered Mithrin with Orcist buried deep within it. Some of the hoard was lost in transit as Fram's people settled in Rohan, and among those whom rediscovered some of its missing relics some years later in a troll den were Thorin and Gandalf. Thorin used it in battle, earning him his name, Thorin Oakenshield before he lost it after being captured in the Woodland Realm. It was later returned to Thorin, placed on, or in, his tomb after his death. Product Specifications Wield the sword of Thorin Oakenshield Solid metal hilt parts, simulated gemstones, acrylic resin grip Etched runic inscription Presented with wood wall mount display Officially licensed Hobbit collectible Includes Certificate of Authenticity Dimensions: 38 3/4" long with a 25 7/8" stainless steel blade
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