Big Bang Theory Soft Kitty Warm Kitty Sweatshirt
Comes as shown with attachable mittens and tail.
Handle Stress Like a Dog Sign
If You Can't Eat It Or Play With It, Then Pee On It And Walk Away. It's a strategy that's worked for us for years. Wooden sign with weathered look. 12"H x 12"W. Made in USA.
Magic Wand - Programmable TV Remote
You know you have always wanted to be a wizard. But not one of those swish and flick wizards from the movies. You want to be the Dungeons & Dragons wizard - the party's controller. See that word there? CONTROLLER. It means you control the battlefield; you control everything! Sure, you're squishy and sometimes there's collateral damage when you let out a blast, but it's all in a day's work...
Pizza-Boss 3000 Pizza Cutter
When a man tears into a pizza, he does so with his bare hands! He then cries and rushes off to the emergency room to get his fresh 2nd degree burns looked at. Unfortunately, that's not the best approach to eating a double-pepperoni. As anybody who's been burned by bubbling cheese fresh out of the oven, you're gonna want to cut your 'za into manageable slices. If, however, you insist on maintaining your total dominance over Italian cuisine, you can cut your pizza into manageable slices using a pizza cutter that looks like a circular saw! Oh yeah! The Pizza Boss 3000 pizza slicer makes short work of sausage, powers through pepperoni, and annihilates anchovies like a hot knife through, well, pizza, actually. So the next time you're faced with a beautiful New York style pepperoni, or a classic Chicago deep dish meatstravaganza with extra bacon, grab your Pizza Boss 3000 and show that pie who's in charge. Booya. Features Laser etched stainless steel blade High-durability plastic Removable blade for easy cleaning Measures 5 inches long, 2.25 inches wide, and 4.25 inches tall No batteries, gasoline, or oil required to operate this power tool!
Broadsword Handle Umbrella
King Arthur rode the land; the sound of clattering coconuts close behind him. He was searching, searching, but for what, he knew not. And still he searched. At long last, he came, exhausted, to a lake. He dismounted and allowed Patsy to get a drink. Alas, a dark cloud shadowed the lake and began gnashing its teeth and pouring out rain over history's greatest King. Suddenly, a chorus of angels was heard and a shaft of light illuminated a woman's hand rising from the water. It held the famed Excali-brella. King Arthur took it, and was wet no more. Patsy, however, developed a small cold. We commemorate this much chronicled event with the Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Really, nothing more needs to be said. Just look at it. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella is gorgeous. Its massive handle looks like you could draw forth a blade and cleave the raindrops in twain before they even had a chance to hit the ground. No form of precipitation will mess with you when you are armed with a Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Goes great with any business suit of armor or really, even just business casual chain mail. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella - just buy one already.
Zombie Glass Decanter
We've always been perplexed by the expression, "Pour me a stiff one." Sure, the word stiff can mean potent or strong, which certainly describes hard liquor, but to us, stiff connotes things like death or at least the middle school sleepover game, Light As a Feather, Stiff As A Board. (Did you know that game has been played by kiddos since the 17th century? We found an account in the diary of our peep, Samuel Pepys!) Since we're not fans of death, but rather undeath, why don't you use this Zombie Decanter to pour us an undead one? After all, in slightly-more-than-moderate amounts, alcohol serves to dull our senses, slur our speech, and makes us stumble around, much like our zombie friends. This vessel closes with a cork stopper and will hold approximately 27 ounces of your favorite stupefying liquid. Just remember, you'll never survive the apocalypse if you're drunk, so drink responsibly, will ya? We need you on our survival team. Product Specifications Glass decanter in the shape of a zombie head Features sagging skin, exposed brains, and bad teeth Closes with a cork stopper (included) Fill it with 27 ounces of your favorite beverage Drink responsibly - we need you on our zombie survival team
Mechanical Kitty Coin Bank
Kittehs, they're devious. They have been plotting ways to get a cheezburger and since stealing one at the 4th of July party didn't work, they've come up with a new plan. Kittehs know geeks have money. They also know geeks love kittehs, especially kittehs that pop out of boxes. (The YouTubes, they've been studying them!) Thus goes the Kitteh Gets Cheezburger Master Plan. Kitteh will hide in a box. When dumb hooman puts a coin on the fishy food bowl on top of the box, kitteh will pop out, snatch coin, go back into box, meow cute-liek, count money silently. As hooman cannot resist the feedback, hooman will put coin after coin on the food bowl to watch the kitteh pop out and snatch it. Eventually, enough coin for cheezburger will be achieved. Win! Product Features Adorable mechanical kitty coin bank Put the coin in kitty's food bowl and it'll pop out of the box to steal it Kitty meows to thank you after it's stolen your money Dimensions: 11.5cm (H) x 12cm (W) x 10cm (D) Requires 2 AA batteries (not included) This is not a Japanese version as shown in the video below. The images are correct. Unless you are lucky enough to get some of the old stock with the Japanese version.
Corso's Cookies Stylish Birthday Cookie Bouquet
For the diva in your life with a special sweet tooth the Corso's Cookies Stylish Birthday Cookie Bouquet makes the perfect birthday gift. Not only does she get a variety of super fashionables like patent leather shoes animal print handbags and matching designer hats she also gets to eat them! Because we all know that a girl's best friends are her accessories and her cookies. Gift Basket Includes Your choice of 5 7 9 or 12 sugar cookies in the shapes of hats shoes and purses inside a reusable gift box. Ensure freshness: During warm weather we highly recommend selecting Next Day or 2 Day shipping at checkout. We can guarantee proper delivery of chocolates and perishable goods only if one of these delivery options is chosen. After all you selected chocolates not chocolate sauce. Also please note that to avoid spoilage some perishables may be replaced with items of comparable value and deliciousness. Please note that for this item the following services are available during the checkout process: Multiple Ship-To which allows you to send gifts to several recipients with a single order. Future Delivery which lets you select a specific date for delivery so your gift arrives at the perfect time. About Corso's CookiesFounded in 2001 by Tina Corso Corso's Cookies specializes in custom-made hand-decorated cookies and cookie bouquets. What began as a home-based business has grown into a successful bakery and decorating operation with more 100000 corporate and consumer customers. The Corso's Cookies Crew consists of nearly 30 talented bakers gift designers and decorators who work together to create unforgettable gifts for you and the people you love. All of their cookies are made from all-natural ingredients and every decorated cookie is hand-decorated by icing artists. Corso's Cookies is located in Syracuse N.Y.
DIY - I Love You Bean
People often talk about the "language of love" and the "hidden language and meaning of flowers and plants." Well the time has come to cram these two languages into one easy-to-grow, polyglot plant. We give you, the I Love You Bean. It's very simple to show folks you love them with this plant. Read on, and find out why. You see, the I Love You Bean is just about the best gift you can give someone...
Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters
Few things in this world are pleasant if the words used to describe them include silent and deadly. We're talking about ninjas, here. What were you talking about? Ninjas are the silent assassins of the far east. Sent to kill their targets, or to die trying. Ninjas were designed to be completely undetected while they do their deadly deeds. They wore all black to remain invisible. They stepped softly to remain silent...
Cat Scratch DJ
Did you know that the new generation of cats has a burning desire to DJ? It all started in 2007 with Rap Cat, the official entertainment of the left side drive-thru at Checkers. (He's got the hottest beats and the softest fur.) Then kittens started climbing up on real turntables and trying to break into the music scene. They succeeded in being popular on YouTube, but no record deals have been signed as of yet. Train your cat to be the next superstar DJ with the Cat Scratch DJ. This cardboard mixing deck shaped cat scratching mat features a spinning deck and posable tone arm. It comes flat-packed, but you can fold it together in just a few minutes. No tools, no glue! Sprinkle a little bit of catnip on the deck to get your kitteh interested and soon you'll be taking hilarious videos of your feline getting the party rocking. Product Specifications Cardboard mixing deck shaped cat scratching mat Features spinning deck, posable tone arm, and kitty DJ stickers Easy assembly (folds together) with no glue or tools necessary To get kitty interested, sprinkle a bit of catnip on the deck Dimensions: 15.25 inches long x 13.75 inches wide x 5.75 inches tall when fully assembled
Cupcake Bath Bombs
ThinkGeek is near Washington, DC, home of eleventy billion cupcake shops. You'd think this would be awesome... and it is until you realize that a cupcake a day doesn't keep the doctor away. D'oh. We've tried Cupcake Mints and Cupcake Toothpaste, but they're not quite the same experience. How can we indulge our cupcake cravings without sugar or fat? That's when we found Cupcake Bath Bombs. At first glance, you'd think these are delicious mini-cupcakes...
Army Wife Camo Butterfly Pk) magnet
PROUD ARMY WIFE WITH CAMO BUTTERFLY 2.25 Magnet 10 pack Stick 'em up with our fun and functional magnets. Holds refrigerator notes, photos, dress up a school locker, room or workspace. Adds stylish fun to any room. Collect 'em, trade 'em. 2.25 inch diameter. Metal shell. Flat magnetic back. Mylar/UV protecting cover. 10 pack.
Zombie Family Car Decals
"In the zombie apocalypse, family means everything. It's not limited to blood relations, either. If you're trusting someone to watch your back and keep the walkers from eating you, they're family. If someone trusts you to double-tap them after they've been bitten, they're family. Show your pride in your family with these Zombie Family Car Decals. They're black and white and red all over and include the whole gang: Mom, Dad, Daughter, Son, Baby, Dog, Cat, and Fish. We're not sure who is lugging their goldfish tank around during the zombie apocalypse, but who are we to judge? Maybe it's a talking goldfish like Klaus from American Dad. Product Specifications Stick on decals to make a zombie family on your car Black, white, and red stickers Includes: Mom, Dad, Daughter, Son, Baby, Dog, Cat, Fish Sizes from 1.25"" (fish) to 5.5"" (Dad)"
If you're like most geeks, your work environment can be a depressing and sterile place. Designed to crush your soul to squeeze the last few ergs of energy out of each and every wageslave, grey walls, grey carpeting, and anemic flickering fluorescent lighting all combine into something truly evil. Unfortunately, you've got bills to pay, so you punch in every morning and punch out every night feeling a little more dead with each passing day...
Victorian Retro Phone Handset
"Nothing ruins a perfectly-crafted steampunk costume quite like pulling your iPhone out of your trousers or skirts to take a call. Bubble of suspended disbelief, popped. We wanted to find an inexpensive way of being able to take a call on the convention floor without dropping character. Bam! This lightweight beauty fell from the sky and it was perfect! The Victorian Retro Handset requires no setup whatsoever and is compatible with any phone that has a 3.5mm headphone jack. It's built of a lightweight plastic finished to look like antiqued brass and wood, so it will fit seamlessly with your costume. Now when your trousers or skirts vibrate, you can pull your handset from your bag and take your call in proper Victorian style. Product Specifications Victorian themed handset for fans of history or steampunk fashion Take phone calls while staying in character Materials: Plastic, finished to look like antiqued brass & wood Compatibility: Any phone with a standard 3.5mm headphone jack Dimensions: approx. 9.5"" long"
DC Comics MimoMicro USB Drive & Reader
"The key to being an effective superhero or heroine is to be there when people need you. When trouble is afoot, you're there. When it seems everything is going to hell, you're there. Not only are you there, you're wearing a super awesome outfit and wielding some handy weaponry or tools to get the job done right. We wished for a superhero to help us quickly move files from device to device... and MimoMicro swooped in! Move your files from mobile device to computer with ease with the MimoMicro USB Drive and Reader. These tiny heroes are less than two inches tall, but are super-powered on the inside. Pull your microSD card from your cell phone, pop it into your MimoMicro, flip out the USB port and it's ready to transfer your files to your computer. There's even a keychain attachment so you can keep your MimoMicro by your side at all times. Product Specifications Move your files from mobile device to computer with ease MicroSD USB card reader hidden inside a DC comics hero Compatibility: microSD, microSDHC, microSDXC memory cards Note: MimoMicro does not come with a microSD card. You must provide your own. Flip out USB port with LED light (so you know it's working!) High speed USB 2.0 interface Mac/PC friendly Keychain included so you can take it wherever you go Dimensions: 1.75"" tall x 1"" wide"
Lumadot LED Umbrella
This umbrella is one of our favorite things. For starters, like all good umbrellas should, it keeps you out of the rain. Well, not really. It doesn't actually teleport you from a rainy location to a non-rainy location. Our inventing monkeys are hard at work developing that technology, it may be a few months before we get it perfected. Sadly, we've lost a few Customer Service temps during product testing. We really hope we'll bump into them again on whatever plane or timeline we accidentally sent them. But what this umbrella does (besides keeping you dry) is pretty awesome. With the flick of a switch, it is transformed from a boring black umbrella to a black umbrella with glowing blue raindrops all over it. Flick the switch further and those raindrops will blink! It's deliciously geeky (what geek doesn't like LEDs?) but it's also pretty, which makes it a great gift for the lady in your life who may not be geeky. Buying yourself some cool gadgets and witty t-shirts and don't feel like making a separate purchase for Mother's Day or your girlfriend's birthday? The Lumadot LED Umbrella comes to the rescue! Stay dry, stay safe, and look cool doing it.