Pi Symbol Ice Cube Tray by ThinkGeek
When hosting the next soirée at your geek bachelor pad you'll need the proper equipment to ensure success. All three major gaming consoles, a flat screen over 40" wide, a well trained dungeon master, a complete Star Wars action figure collection, and a fully stocked liquor cabinet are a must. But how about ice? You were planning to use that standard vaguely cubical stuff?..... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Deep in the desert wastes of Egypt, a great superconducting ring sat untouched for thousands of years. Finally unearthed, this great Stargate was eventually harnessed and brought back to Cheyenne Mountain Air Force Station in Colorado to be studied. What isn't well known, however, was many hundreds of smaller rings, each no bigger than a hands-breadth, were also unearthed. The large Stargates took our scientists nigh on 60 years to understand. The little ones, however, have yet to be figured out. Were they visualizing models for the real thing? Could they have been keepsakes or mementos for the Ancient builders? Or possibly tiny gateways for mice-shaped hyperintelligent pan-dimensional beings? We may never know. The SG-1 program, however, ran out of money in season 10 - er, I mean - 2007, and Cheyenne Mountain had to liquidate its assets. Therefore, we took these miniscule Stargates, placed rippled surfaces inside the rings and called them coasters. Put your drinks on 'em so your desk doesn't get rings. How the mighty have fallen, eh? Sad. Still, you get to benefit! So, cool!
Star Wars X-Wing Ice Cube Tray
"Red Daddy, this is Red Mama. I thought I'd given you the entire party shopping list, but it appears I forgot a few things. Please pick up a ranch dressing packet, another 2-liter of cola, and some birthday candles. Remember, Red Kiddo hates the color red lately, so get blue candles, okay? Stay on target, Red Daddy. You can do it. I'll be here at home base frosting the birthday cake. Red Mama out. The X-Wing Ice Tray creates ice or candies in the shape of X-Wing Fighters. Safe for melted chocolate, the fridge, or the freezer, this food-safe silicone tray can do it all. We're pretty sure that Red Mama has made X-Wing chocolates to decorate Red Kiddo's cake. Black frosting stains the teeth, but it's worth it to have a cake that looks like a dogfight in space. Product Specifications Ice tray creates ice in the shape of X-Wings Makes 6 X-Wings at once Can be used to make chocolates and candies too Material: Food-safe silicone, dishwasher safe (top rack) Dimensions: 6.25"" x 4.25"" x 1"""
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Ice Cube Tray
"You may wonder why you need this ice cube tray. Here are a few facts*: Makes ice faster than an Imperial starship Kessel Run? Yeah, it can do that in less than twelve parsecs Won't get you into any Imperial entanglements Can make it point five past lightspeed Definitely not a piece of junk; has it where it counts The Millennium Falcon Ice Tray creates ice or candies in the shape of the famed ship of Han Solo. Safe for melted chocolate, the fridge, or the freezer, this food-safe silicone tray can do it all. Each tray makes two big Millennium Falcons, suitable for things like margarita glasses. Or eating, if it's chocolate. Nobody will call you a scruffy nerfherder with ice this awesome. *Facts may not be entirely factual. Product Specifications Ice tray creates ice in the shape of the Millennium Falcon Makes 2 big Millenium Falcons Can be used to make chocolates and candies too Material: Food-safe silicone, dishwasher safe (top rack) Dimensions: 6.25"" x 4.25"" x 1"""
Cool Shooters Ice Shot Glasses
"You are a party viking - a Norse God of Geek-shindigs, and your gatherings are legendary. If there isn't at least one visit from the police or ambulance, people are disappointed. People whisper as you walk down the office hallways, ""did you go to his party Friday night? Dude, Britney was there!"" The two biggest problems in hosting a truly epic party are keeping the drinks cold, and glass breakage. So, the good scientists at ThinkGeek Hootenanny Industries, L.L.C. realized there was a need begging for a product. After weeks of study and drinking well into the night, we found the Cool Shooters Ice shotglasses tray. This silicon rubber tray is shaped like the negative of picardie style shotglasses. Just pour in some water, stick them in the fridge for an hour or so, and unmold 4 perfect shotglasses designed to keep two ounces of your favorite alcohol deliciously chilly while keeping your precious Austrian crystal barware safe and sound. If someone breaks one, who cares? It's ice! Toss it in the sink and make another! ThinkGeek would like to remind everyone to please not drink and perform Calculus. Remember, friends don't let friends derive drunk. Ooh, terrible joke. Was that a party foul?"
NFL Luggage Golf Trunk/Locker Organizer (Men's) - Oakland Raiders/Black
This unique organizer has two levels for maximum usage. The bottom level holds up to three pairs of shoes and has a ventilated mesh front door that provides visibility, easy access and maximum aeration for drying and airing your shoes. This bag features mesh pockets, a top lid organizer, and two end carry handles made of ergonomic cushioned rubber. Available Colors: Arizona Cardinals/Black, Carolina Panthers/Black, Chicago Bears/Dark Navy, Dallas Cowboys/Navy, Denver Broncos/Navy, Green Bay Packers/Green, Indianapolis Colts/Royal Blue, Jacksonville Jaguars/Black, New England Patriots/Navy, New Orleans Saints/Black, New York Giants/Dark Blue, New York Jets/Green, Oakland Raiders/Black, Tampa Bay Buccaneers/Black, Tennessee Titans/Navy.
Paper Airplane Doorstop
Paper airplanes are the perfect distraction for the bored. With every office and workspace filled with scraps of paper, many of them printed with the meaningless memos of the day, you've got everything you need for a little action, adventure, and origami. Just fold, crease, fold, crease and toss, and you've got a fighter jet! A space ship! A hypersonic bomber! A doorstop! Wait, what? A doorstop? Follow me, here, 'cause we're gonna get crazy here. The wedge shape of your typical needle-nose paper airplane is the perfect shape to jam in between a door and the floor. Unfortunately, a folded sheet of paper's ability to effectively stop a door from moving is limited, to say the least. Recognizing the perfect shape of the paper airplane, engineers replaced the flimsy paper construction with durable ABS plastic. With the added strength of science, the airplane wedges in nicely, and keeps the heaviest door from slamming shut. We don't recommend you try to fly it, though. While it's the right shape for flight, the lift over the wings isn't quite great enough to overcome the added weight that comes with the hardened plastic construction. It is the price to pay for immobile doors. Features Paper-Airplane shaped doorstop Made of plastic, not paper! 8 1/4 inches long by 4 inches wide Keep your doors in a... holding pattern! Get it?!
Portal 2 Companion Cube Ice Tray by ThinkGeek
You're at an Aperture Science reunion party that GLaDOS is throwing; it's just you and a bunch of robots, a total circuit-fest. There's no food or drinks and nobody is talking to anyone, at least in any audible language you can understand. So, it's basically a silent gathering of robots and you're standing alone in the corner. You found yourself some water, which was surprisingly difficult, but it's warm. Hot, actually, because it came from a cooling tank for the incinerator... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter by ThinkGeek
Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new pizzas, to seek out new toppings and new cheeses, to boldy cut pizza where no man has cut before! Yes, this officially-licensed Star Trek collectible is everything you hoped it would be. The laser-etched stainless steel blade and solid metal construction make it perfect for battling Romulans in the neutral zone or slicing pizzas with precision... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Doctor Who Dalek Tumblers
Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!! It seems that all a Dalek does is walk roll around exterminating people. But that is a misconception. The Dalek also exterminate things like world hunger (how can you be hungry if you're dead?) and poverty (again, dead!). They're really a benevolent race when you think about it. Exterminate your thirst with this set of Dalek tumblers: red, orange, yellow, blue, and white. Each comes with a resealable lid and straw. We recommend not thinking about what's actually inside a Dalek while you drink. If you missed those episodes, we recommend not Googling to find out what's inside a Dalek. Ignorance is bliss. By bliss, we mean, the ability to drink out of a Dalek without getting grossed out. Product Specifications Five tumblers for fans of the Dalek. Buy one or all five Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible Comes with resealable lid and straw Capacity: 16 ounces Materials: BPA-free plastic Note: Not recommended for hot drinks. Daleks prefer cold. Love your tumblers: hand wash only
LETTER TO SANTA STOCKING
Dont take a chance on your letter going astraytuck it in the front pocket of our hand-felted wool stocking, made exclusively for Sundance. Dry clean. Imported. 12"W x 20"H.
Mini Business Card File Cabinet
You've collected hundreds of business cards since that last conference. Now, they're scattered between stacks on your desk, stuffed into files, mixed into papers, and wrinkling in your back pocket. That's hardly the way to maintain a proper business relationship. This little file cabinet looks like a shrunken version of the real thing, but holds up to five hundred business cards. Two drawers pull out, letting you shuffle through your entire collection...
Portal Turret LED Flashlight w/ Sound
Cave Johnson here. Introducing the consumer version of our most popular military-grade product: the turret. We box 'em up and ship 'em straight to your doorstep. So you can protect the things that matter most. Just try and get close to that baby. Ha! Your funeral. We're done here." - Aperture Investment Opportunity #3: Turrets If there's one thing about turrets, it's that they're uncannily good at seeing things that are in front of them. And then riddling those things with holes..
Electronic Firefly in a Jar
"It is a warm summer's night and the sun has just crept down below the horizon, finally going to sleep. But the world is still ablaze with light, as stars twinkle overhead. And on the ground, a different kind of magic appears. Golden flecks of light flash and float around. Fairies? Maybe some of them, but most are fireflies. Catching them in jars is mean, as they don't last long. Time to bring the magic of fireflies into your home (without inviting the Firefly Grim Reaper) with an Electronic Firefly in a Jar. Each Electronic Firefly in a Jar is loaded with magic. Tap the jar and your firefly will flutter around. Sometimes flashing when it flies, sometimes landing first and then flickering. It looks so real, especially in dim light. And guess what? You can even use your Electronic Firefly in a Jar as a real firefly collector. Just plop one on the ground outside at dusk and watch what happens. We're pretty sure you'll see the same thing we did: real fireflies coming to talk to your Electronic Firefly in a Jar. Ok, it's really probably to mate, but ""talk"" just sounds more family friendly. Note: Cats are insanely attracted to this toy. To ensure the safety of your four-legged friends, please ensure this glass jar is in a location where they can't knock it around and break it. Or, the cat is in another jar. Just sayin'. Electronic Firefly in a Jar The firefly in the jar flies around and even flashes his/her butt-light - just like a real firefly. Responds to taps on the jar and sound. The classic childhood memory, but without the sadness of death. One firefly per jar - fireflies cannot be combined into one jar. Batteries: 3 AAA (included). Dimensions: approx: 6.75"" x 3.5"" x 3.5""."
Root Vue Farm
Multiple Award Winner, including Dr. Toy and Oppenheim Gold! One unfortunate fact about gardening is that you don't see a lot of the magic because it's under the ground. It's all fine and dandy to plant seeds and then watch them sprout, but what about the other half of the plant? Sure, you could dig up the plant to see the roots, but then it's just about dead. If only there was a sort of ant farm for vegetables.....
It's rumored that the first drinking straws were cut from dried wheat shaffs. But as our technology evolved, we moved on to better materials. Whoops! Okay, not at first. Wax-coated paper straws were pretty fail for long-term drinking. We eventually got things right with plastic straws and bendy straws. Oooh, and super fat bubble tea straws for sucking up giant tapioca beads. But as usual, we didn't think of the consequences: landfills full of red and white plastic straws, piles of refuse looking like giant porcupines. Save the planet and have cooler drinks with Ice Straws! The mold is made of food-grade silicone rubber and will quickly make six 8-inch straws of whatever liquid you like. Of course, we don't have to remind you, dear fans of chemistry, that alcohol doesn't freeze too well. We recommend water or juices to make the best frozen straws. Pop them out of the mold and into your drink and you'll have the coolest meltable straw on the block.
Brain Freeze Ice Cube Molds
"Basically, there are two ways we can approach how awesome these brain-shaped ice-cubes are: 1 - we can take the obvious zombie angle. Naturally, Zombies are (were) people, too, and when they're done with a long day at the office, tearing the gizzards out of Phil in Accounting, there's nothing they prefer more than to kick back with a high-ball of their favorite adult beverage, and ruminate on the day's activity... 2 - we can make reference to the well-known-but-oft-misunderstood ""Brain Freeze"" phenomenon made famous by Slurpee / Slushee / Squishee aficionados world-wide. You know - the pain you get when you drink a beverage (usually of the not-quite-frozen-yet-still-below-zero variety), and a pain shoots from your sinus cavity into your brain like icy daggers... yeah, we could definitely do that. But we're opting for a third approach to marketing these little silicon trays. This third option completely outstrips the zombie angle and the brain-freeze angle and leaves them in their metaphorical dust. You ready? Buy these Brain-Freeze Ice Cube Molds. They're friggin' awesome. What do you mean, ""I'm fired?"""
World's Largest Coffee Cup
"Sometimes it takes one cup of coffee to start our engines in the morning. Some days are two cuppers. And then there are days like today when it feels like only straight up electricity could perk us up. Today is a 20 cup day. But we're too tired to get up and down and get 20 cups throughout the morning. Good thing we have the World's Largest Coffee Cup. It's 20 regular cups of coffee in one giant, massive, awe-inspiring cup! Each World's Largest Coffee Cup weighs a little over 10 lbs. It weighs a little over 10 lbs. empty, that is. This means not only will you be getting waaay too much coffee with one cup, but you'll also be getting some arm exercise. But do you really need your own World's Largest Coffee Cup you are wondering? Well, you don't want someone else in the office to get it first do you? Yeah, we're just looking out for you, is all. You're welcome. Please note: No puppies were given coffee for these photos. Whimsy was staring at some treats. We just thought it would be cute. So there. World's Largest Coffee Cup A giant among beverage containers. Holds up to 20 normal cups of coffee . . . or some soup . . . or a small chicken. Made of porcelain - hand wash recommended. Weight: 10.3 lbs (empty). Dimensions: 10"" diameter x 6.5"" tall."
Fairies. They are tiny. (Unless we're talking the True Blood version of fairies, but we won't go there today.) But how do fairies stay so tiny? For starters, they're always moving. Humans don't see fairies often because they're just THAT FAST. Zip. Gone. Also, fairies are constantly preparing food for humans to lure them into Fairyland and out of the real world. Since party hosts rarely have a chance to eat, again, fairies are at a calorie deficiency...
AK Ice Cube Tray
The AK-47 is an extremely reliable weapon. Also known as a Kalashnikov, it has been in service for over 60 years and produced in over 25 countries. It remains highly prized by those who desire a weapon that will shoot every time. Its name is feared throughout the world, and its signature bark chills the blood. And a chill is not necessarily a bad thing. On a hot day, a chill is just what you want on your drink, for example...
Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container
"When a Time Lord needs to send a message, technologies like pony express or email just won't do. The psychic container is where it's at: every bit of your message conveyed in exactly the way you meant it to be heard and felt by the recipient. Of course, if it's a bad message, then the sight of the little flying box is not a welcome one. This replica of the psychic container features motion-sensitive light changing effects. Tap the top to turn on the white glow. Tap again for white flickering mode (the most psychic-looking of the effects, in our opinion!), and tap yet again to go into color mode which cycles through a rainbow of colors. The Mark of the Corsair graces the front, reminding us that a Time Lord is eternal. The Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container makes a fun desk accessory or a nifty night light for your bedside table. Product Specifications Time Lord Psychic Container from the BBC TV series Doctor Who Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible From the episode ""The Doctor's Wife"" written by Neil Gaiman Color changing plastic cube with glowing and flickering effects Three modes: Color change, white glow, and white flicker Simply tap the cube to begin the light effects, tap again to turn off Automatically turns off after 10 minutes to conserve battery life Makes a great bedside night light Dimensions: 3.63"" x 3.63"" x 3.63"" Batteries: 3x LR44 batteries (included)"
DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit
Every once in a while a product comes along that just stops us in our tracks. Sometimes it's a new gadget, sometimes it's an expensive piece of electronics. Today, it is something very low tech, but unbelievably awesome: the DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit. Take some deep breaths and get ready for the biggest smile you've had in a long time. Read on, friend. The DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit is a simple little kit. First, you just have to get yourself a 64oz bottle of juice. Then pour in a packet of the DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit's yeast and pop the airlock top on. Inside the juice, the yeast will begin its sweet, sweet science - it will convert the fructose of the juice into alcohol and carbonation. Within 48 hours (you can start tasting after 24), you'll have your very own alcoholic beverage. This type of drink has been enjoyed in Europe for about a million years. The Germans call it Federweißer; the Austrians call it Sturm. We call it AWESOME. Get a DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit now and turn boring, healthy juice into the party beverage it was intended to become. Prost! DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit With this kit and a 64oz bottle of juice, you'll be able to enjoy a sparkling, alcoholic beverage in 48 hours. Science causes the yeast in the kit to turn the fructose in the juice into alcohol and carbonation. Juice not included. Alcohol Content: once it has sat 48 hours, alcohol content can reach 14 percent. Includes: 6 yeast packets, 6 bottle labels, 1 airlock, 1 rubber stopper, and fun recipes. Ingredients: yeast, organic evaporated cane juice, emulsifier. Net Wt.: each packet contains 1g (0.035oz) of magic.
Black lace frill umbrella
Black umbrella with white lace print and additional frill detail 100% Polyester.
Dyson AM02 Tower Fan
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Bormioli Rocco Decanter, Capital
The sophisticated Capital decanter from Bormioli Rocco features thick and luminous Italian-made glass and a cool geometric stopper. A timeless addition to any home bar. No Color
Crosley CR56 Standard Phone - Red - 1 x Phone Line
This classic model will take you back to the days of old fashioned phone booths and five-cent calls. Drop in a coin and you ll hear the original brass jingle and the push-buttons even have an authentic rotary look. Wall or desk mountable with heavy-duty ABS plastic cabinet Chrome accents Full featured coin bank with lock and key Ringer control and tone/pulse switchable 90 Day limited warranty Dimensions 9 w x 18.25 h x 6.5 d
Martha Stewart Collection Glassware, Candy Dish
Etched with "Goodies," this pretty glass candy dish elevates sweet treats to delectable new heights. From Martha Stewart Collection.
Dreamlights Fireflies in a Jar
"As the days get longer, and the nights get warmer, people are venturing outside their doors and enjoying the moonlight. As they walk down streets and paths, the flickering lights of fireflies are hard to miss. During some summers, trees would light up with more fireflies than there were stars in the heavens, turning the whole sky upside-down. As kids, many of us ran through our parents' back yards, collecting fireflies in jars. They'd flicker inside, blinking out their little buggy code to each other. We would wonder what their bioluminescent blinkenlights were actually saying. Were they discussing the merits of Proust? Perhaps engaging in a rabid defense of French Existentialist poetry in an age of materialism and excess. No - nothing that heady. In fact, their gentle flickering communicates their ability to mate and their location - the entomological equivalent of ""Hey baby! Yo! Over here, good-lookin'! Yo!"" Of course, unless you're an 8-year old boy, or an entomologist, bugs are kinda icky, so handling them may not be your favorite thing to do. Also, there's the cruelty factor of shaking a jar full of bugs giving them tiny buggy concussions in an effort to stimulate their bioluminescence simply for the joy of a child who, in a few short minutes, will lose interest in favor of their Nintendo DS and some new Pokemon title. So where bugs fail us, robots fill in. These robots come in the form of tiny LEDs inside a frosted glass lantern. During the day, the lantern soaks up the energy of the sun, and during the night the little robot bugs glow, flickering and throbbing like real fireflies. You can set them to glow as long as they have power, or only when you shake the lantern. Don't worry about harming the little fellas - they aren't real. Your karma is safe. So traipse across your moonlit garden again, like you did when you were a kid. Set it on your night stand to offer a soft soothing glow while you sleep, or just take a walk using the lantern as cool illumination as you go. The fireflies won't mind - in fact, they'll probably come to check out the hot little robotic numbers inside. Ooh yeah, baby. Features Glass lantern full of flickering LED ""fireflies"" Rechargeable solar batteries keep your lights going for many hours Switchable to glow when it gets dark, or when you shake the jar Soothing light that's cruelty free! 4 inches in diameter, 5 3/4 inches tall"