Gund 'Itty Bitty Boo - Happy Birthday' Stuffed Animal One Size
A tiny, supersoft incarnation of the world's cutest dog is ready to celebrate in a festive party hat. Brand: GUND INC.. Style Name: Gund 'Itty Bitty Boo - Happy Birthday' Stuffed Animal. Style Number: 694197.
Ted R Rated Talking Plush
"Everybody needs a friend, right? And almost everybody is afraid of thunder. So what sane person wouldn't wish for their favorite teddy bear to come to life so that you could play and prank together, and, better yet, be thunder buddies for life! No worries, your teddy bear's pot-smoking habit won't really become a problem until later in life. Bring home your own thunder buddy with this R-rated talking Ted teddy bear plush featuring five phrases from Seth MacFarlane's hit comedy Ted. Great for a good laugh, we just wouldn't let him babysit your kids or anything. Product Specifications R-rated, talking teddy bear from the Ted movie Recommended ages: 18+ Features 5 phrases from Ted movie: ""Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I'm - I'm a little f---ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I'm just kidding you! I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was f---ing retarded."" ""You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm gonna stuff my f---in' face with Pepperidge Farm.'"" ""Well you never should've trusted me. I'm on drugs!"" ""Alright c'mon, let's sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F--- you, Thunder! You can suck my d--- You can't get me, Thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts."" ""Oh f--- that. It's been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years. Where's my ring, huh? Where's my ring, a------? Where's my ring, mother f---er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f--- C'mon!"" Featuring Seth Macfarlane's voice from his movie Ted Care: Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent Dimensions: 8"" tall"
Electronic Butterfly in a Jar - Blue Morpho
When we were kids, we liked putting butterflies in jars so we could keep them forever and ever. But sometimes they always died. It was sad - extra sad because butterflies (in our opinion) are like rainbows and unicorns: unadulterated creations of magic and beauty. That's why we got so excited when we saw this Electronic Butterfly in a Jar. Read on, and find out why you need one very badly. Each Electronic Butterfly in a Jar is a jar with a wire in it. The wire has a fake butterfly on the end...
Sometimes, we have to admit, when we get super stressed we eat cupcakes. And not one or two, but a dozen or more. But this practice isn't the healthiest. That's why we found the Stress Cupcake. We get the joy of holding and squeezing a cupcake (something we do with real ones before eating anyways), but don't get all the evil calories and stuff...
Soft Kitty Singing Plush
We love "Soft Kitty," but there's a problem inherent with the song. In order to sing it properly, you have to be in the presence of a sick person (or, well, Shel-bot). A sick person with a highly-contagious illness. On the sickie's behalf, we'll also point out that sometimes when you're sick, you just don't want to see other humans. You feel horrible. You look horrible. You just want to burrow in your blanket cave and be left alone. That's when the Soft Kitty Singing Plush comes in handy...
Flip Flop Solar Plant
In a perfect world, plants would take care of themselves. They would fetch their own water and get their own food. And always, always, remember to ask you if you wanted anything while they were up. But alas, this isn’t a perfect world. So, we’ve done the only thing possible – found an artificial plant. The Flip Flop only needs light to survive – no batteries required. When it has enough light, its leaves will wiggle and bounce in an oddly organic way. You'll swear it was alive in an oddly 8-bit Mario style way... but alas it is not
Infectious Disease Balls - Smallpox (green) by ThinkGeek
IMPORTANT!!! Inside each ball is liquid latex which makes the magic happen when you squeeze it. Be careful you don't pierce the ball with your fingernails or any other sharp object lest you be left with a puddle of neon colored goo. Gotcha? People deal with stress in different ways. Some of us prefer shouting curse words. Others go out for a smoke. Still others head to the kitchen for a snack. All of these are bad habits, of course. We have a solution for the stress eaters of the world... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Rise & Shine® Wake Up and Color Changing Light
"Fall asleep and wake gently and find serenity any time of day. Dims/brightens (15 levels) Use for sleeping Use for waking Serenity light waves through 250 colors Wake up to FM radio Dual alarm clock, wake up to beeps Sound machine plays your choice of 5 soundscapes Patented technology simulates the rising sun to wake you gently as nature intended. Sleep mode feature slowly decreases lamp's intensity to aid in falling asleep peacefully. In the morning, ""sunlight"" gradually grows brighter, and is accompanied by your choice of five nature sounds or FM radio, to help you ease into your morning. Synchronized sleep and wake programs help the body with cues to fall asleep, sleep more soundly and wake more refreshed and revitalized. You'll awake refreshed with reduced grogginess. Alarm clock option lets you wake to beeps (complete with snooze button!). However you choose to wake, the Rise & Shine Light features dual-settings so two wake-up times can be set. Plus, it fits neatly on any bedside table. Find serenity anytime of day. Our Rise & Shine Light is more than a FM radio alarm clock or wake-up light. It’s also a color-changing serenity light. The serenity light program gradually waves through 250 different colors of light creating a serene and peaceful environment for you to relax. Combine this with the soothing melodies of the sound machine to complete the experience. Wake up with the “sunrise” and feel relaxed any time of day! Order your Rise & Shine Wake-up Clock and Color-Changing Serenity Light from Brookstone® today."
Fairies. They are tiny. (Unless we're talking the True Blood version of fairies, but we won't go there today.) But how do fairies stay so tiny? For starters, they're always moving. Humans don't see fairies often because they're just THAT FAST. Zip. Gone. Also, fairies are constantly preparing food for humans to lure them into Fairyland and out of the real world. Since party hosts rarely have a chance to eat, again, fairies are at a calorie deficiency...
Tiddliwinks Woodland 3pc Wall Art
Find wall art and decor collections at Target.com! The tiddliwinks woodland wall art set has a cute little owl, a squirrel and a turtle icon. These 3 pieces of wall art hangings are made of a plush fabric that can be machine washed. They have brown and sage color schemes that will add a bright accent to any nursery decor. Easily installed on their fabric loops.
Time is an illusion - lunchtime, doubly so. The truth is, time is an arbitrary construct created by limited beings trying to make sense of causality. We perceive time as a sequence of events in a progressive chain of cause and effect. Were we to lose our perspective of cause and effect, time would lose meaning entirely, and it would seem to sag and melt like soft cheese left out in the sun - metaphorically speaking, of course...
Fiber Optic Spray Lamp - Multi Colored
Find novelty lamps and lights at Target.com! Amaze your guests and add energy to a party with this eye-catching fiber optic lamp. The multicolored spray lamp incorporates a series of brilliantly illuminated and mesmerizing led, and the adjustable silver pole lets you set the lamp at three different heights.
Sentina uMax Motion-Sensor LED Light
"Save on energy with the uMax! This plug-in LED light has a professional-grade motion detector and photo sensor, so it automatically turns on when you need it and off when you don't. uMax makes it easy to save money on energy costs--without sacrificing convenience or safety. When you come into a room or hallway, uMax senses your movement and turns on 16 super-bright LEDs so you can move around easily, then turns them off again when you leave. And when the natural light levels drop at dusk, one LED comes on and stays lit, for additional nighttime safety. There's no longer any need to flip a main light switch and waste energy when you're just moving through--and uMax uses only around 3 watts of energy and needs no installation or wiring. It's an ultra-easy, cost-effective step towards an energy-smart home. 2 3/4"" x 4 1/2"" x 2"". Save money on energy costs. How many times do you turn on an overhead light or main lamp so that you can navigate through a room or hallway? How many times do you forget to turn it off? uMax eliminates both problems, helping you waste less energy and save on your electricity bill. Easy, safe and convenient. There's no sacrifice involved with uMax--and no wiring or installation. Just plug it in to a standard wall socket. uMax turns on automatically when you enter the room and turns off when you leave. Plus, at dusk, one LED comes on and stays on for safety. Ultra-bright and low cost LEDs. LED technology delivers super-bright, clear light from long-lasting bulbs that never need replacing. And with a plug-in like uMax, the costs are incredibly low because the wattage is low--only around 3 watts."
Root Vue Farm
Multiple Award Winner, including Dr. Toy and Oppenheim Gold! One unfortunate fact about gardening is that you don't see a lot of the magic because it's under the ground. It's all fine and dandy to plant seeds and then watch them sprout, but what about the other half of the plant? Sure, you could dig up the plant to see the roots, but then it's just about dead. If only there was a sort of ant farm for vegetables.....
H2O Instant Water Candle Kit
"Two packs per order for even more candle-ness!! Candles have been used for hundreds of years to spread light where there was dark, not just because no one had invented electricity yet, but because they were so beautiful. And ever since about 10 minutes after the first candle was created, the first candle-lit romantic mood was created. But regular candles are boring. Time to play with some liquid density and cooking ingredients (also romantic) and put an H2O Instant Water Candle Kit or few to good use. Ok, so first you get a jar or vase or something (something glass with a wide mouth). Fill it 3/4 full of water, and mix in some coloring for . . . well, color. Drop in any other crap you want in the jar for to make it more beautiful. Add a centimeter layer of cooking oil on top of that water, and gently float a wick (which you already inserted into a floater) on the water. Then light it. It will burn off the cooking oil (since said oil will be floating on top of the water), and look gorgeous. By using some H2O Instant Water Candle Kits, you will have unique candles that won't drip wax all over the place. Oh, and, if the candle gets knocked over by accident, the water will extinguish the flames. H2O Instant Water Candle Kit - a simple, science-y, exquisite way to add some beauty to your world. Please Note: You'll need to supply your own vase/jar, water decorations (rocks, etc), water, and oil. H2O Instant Water Candle Kit Just add water, cooking oil, and a jar (or vase) to make a beautifully unique candle. Fire not included, either. Non toxic, but that doesn't mean you should drink it. Colors: Blue, Green, and Red. Each Pack Includes: 3 floaters, 18 wicks, and 20g (0.71oz) of coloring). Super Six Pack Contains: 2 of each color - for super decorating and stuff. Package Dimensions: approx. 2.75"" x 5.5"" x 0.75"""
Flying Alarm Clock
It's not that we've gotten lazy as a species, far from it! We're more productive now than we've ever been, but with more and more work to do, we have to create time by cutting down on late night raids on Molten Core, ordering fast-food, talking on the phone while driving… The only time we have left is spent sleeping. Now you have to stay up late and get up early in an effort to get more done. Waking up after a pitiful five hours of sleep has its own challenges, though. At ThinkGeek, we're always looking for new ways to haul your lazy butt out of bed. Normal alarm clocks wake you up with loud noises to jar you into wakefulness, however we've become accustomed to the snooze-bar… Now, it's become muscular instinct to flail your hands roughly in the direction of the noise, and smack! Nine more minutes of blissful unconsciousness. No more. The Flying Alarm Clock wakes you up with a loud shrieking alarm coupled with a little propeller-driven key that leaps off your nightstand. To turn off the horrible racket, you have to get out of bed and retrieve the key. The propeller flies the key high into the air and off into some dusty corner. You have to force your sleep addled brain into wakefulness, move your stiff legs and retrieve the key before the alarm goes off. By the time you've done so, you're awake enough at least to go make a pot of coffee.
Electronic Firefly in a Jar
"It is a warm summer's night and the sun has just crept down below the horizon, finally going to sleep. But the world is still ablaze with light, as stars twinkle overhead. And on the ground, a different kind of magic appears. Golden flecks of light flash and float around. Fairies? Maybe some of them, but most are fireflies. Catching them in jars is mean, as they don't last long. Time to bring the magic of fireflies into your home (without inviting the Firefly Grim Reaper) with an Electronic Firefly in a Jar. Each Electronic Firefly in a Jar is loaded with magic. Tap the jar and your firefly will flutter around. Sometimes flashing when it flies, sometimes landing first and then flickering. It looks so real, especially in dim light. And guess what? You can even use your Electronic Firefly in a Jar as a real firefly collector. Just plop one on the ground outside at dusk and watch what happens. We're pretty sure you'll see the same thing we did: real fireflies coming to talk to your Electronic Firefly in a Jar. Ok, it's really probably to mate, but ""talk"" just sounds more family friendly. Note: Cats are insanely attracted to this toy. To ensure the safety of your four-legged friends, please ensure this glass jar is in a location where they can't knock it around and break it. Or, the cat is in another jar. Just sayin'. Electronic Firefly in a Jar The firefly in the jar flies around and even flashes his/her butt-light - just like a real firefly. Responds to taps on the jar and sound. The classic childhood memory, but without the sadness of death. One firefly per jar - fireflies cannot be combined into one jar. Batteries: 3 AAA (included). Dimensions: approx: 6.75"" x 3.5"" x 3.5""."
ACCOUTREMENTS BANDAGE - BACON
"Ouch! That Smarts! Treat Your Minor Cuts Scrapes And Scratches With The Incredible Healing Power Of A Designer Bandage. Each Comes In A 3-3/4"" Tall Metal Pocket Tin And Contains A Small Plastic Trinket To Help Make Even The Ouchiest Owies Feel All Better In No Time. The 3"" X 1"" Bacon Strips Are Cut To Look Like Small Slabs Of Bacon. Fifteen Per Tin."
Bacon Air Freshener
LEGO® Star Wars Darth Vader Desk Lamp
You're doing evil, evil deeds every weekday from 9 to 5. You're kicking flowers, stealing candy from puppies, and trampling the rights of babies all from the comfort of your ergonomic desk chair and you like it. You're drunk on the power! But there's that spot on your desk that needs just a little bit more light. Evil light. Unleash the illumination of the Dark Side with the LEGO Darth Vader Desk Lamp. Study your evil schematics under the evil glow of his evil lightsaber, which contains no fewer than 12 evil LEDs. Position Vader's arms and legs in whatever configuration makes your evil heart swell with evil glee. You can even remove him from his evil stand if you require his evil a little further from his home base. Product Specifications For Ages 8 years and Up WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small Parts. Not intended for children under 5 years of age. Unleash the Dark Side on your desk with a Darth Vader lamp Pose Darth Vader's arms and legs however you want Lightsaber has 12 super bright red LEDs Can be used on or off the base Officially licensed LEGO and Lucasfilm collectible Batteries: 3 AAA (included) or use optional USB power Dimensions: 7.5" tall
DIY - I Love You Bean
People often talk about the "language of love" and the "hidden language and meaning of flowers and plants." Well the time has come to cram these two languages into one easy-to-grow, polyglot plant. We give you, the I Love You Bean. It's very simple to show folks you love them with this plant. Read on, and find out why. You see, the I Love You Bean is just about the best gift you can give someone...
Mechanical Kitty Coin Bank
Kittehs, they're devious. They have been plotting ways to get a cheezburger and since stealing one at the 4th of July party didn't work, they've come up with a new plan. Kittehs know geeks have money. They also know geeks love kittehs, especially kittehs that pop out of boxes. (The YouTubes, they've been studying them!) Thus goes the Kitteh Gets Cheezburger Master Plan. Kitteh will hide in a box. When dumb hooman puts a coin on the fishy food bowl on top of the box, kitteh will pop out, snatch coin, go back into box, meow cute-liek, count money silently. As hooman cannot resist the feedback, hooman will put coin after coin on the food bowl to watch the kitteh pop out and snatch it. Eventually, enough coin for cheezburger will be achieved. Win! Product Features Adorable mechanical kitty coin bank Put the coin in kitty's food bowl and it'll pop out of the box to steal it Kitty meows to thank you after it's stolen your money Dimensions: 11.5cm (H) x 12cm (W) x 10cm (D) Requires 2 AA batteries (not included) This is not a Japanese version as shown in the video below. The images are correct. Unless you are lucky enough to get some of the old stock with the Japanese version.
Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl
"We love goldfish, but alas, we're also lazy and forget to feed the little dudes. And we're ever so tired of all the toilet bowl funerals. That was just a joke to mention toilets, as we would never fail to feed our fishy friends. But what if there was an easier way to enjoy a goldfish without having to worry about food? There is (huzzah!) and it is the Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl. Playing with your new Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is super easy. Put fresh batteries into the top, push the base decoration into the bowl, fill the bowl with water, and put the top back on. Tap the top and the fishy ""swims"" around - looking quite alive. There's even an LED light show that morphs from one color to another for the perfect relaxing fishy mood. All you have to feed your Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is batteries, and it will love you as much as a piece of plastic can love a human. Forever! Never again will you have to write ""RIP Cap'n Goldikins"" on your toilet. We salute you, Cap'n. Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl Just like a real fish, it ""swims around."" But unlike a real fish, you never need to feed it! Real glass bowl - just add batteries and water (both not included). Three Modes: Demo - Fish swims for 30 seconds with lights (button must be pressed first). Play - Fish swims for 90 seconds with lights. E.P. - Fish swims for 5 minutes with lights. Includes: Glass bowl, fish unit, and base decoration. Batteries: 3 x AA Dimensions: approx. 7.5"" x 4.5"" x 7.9"""
Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container
"When a Time Lord needs to send a message, technologies like pony express or email just won't do. The psychic container is where it's at: every bit of your message conveyed in exactly the way you meant it to be heard and felt by the recipient. Of course, if it's a bad message, then the sight of the little flying box is not a welcome one. This replica of the psychic container features motion-sensitive light changing effects. Tap the top to turn on the white glow. Tap again for white flickering mode (the most psychic-looking of the effects, in our opinion!), and tap yet again to go into color mode which cycles through a rainbow of colors. The Mark of the Corsair graces the front, reminding us that a Time Lord is eternal. The Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container makes a fun desk accessory or a nifty night light for your bedside table. Product Specifications Time Lord Psychic Container from the BBC TV series Doctor Who Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible From the episode ""The Doctor's Wife"" written by Neil Gaiman Color changing plastic cube with glowing and flickering effects Three modes: Color change, white glow, and white flicker Simply tap the cube to begin the light effects, tap again to turn off Automatically turns off after 10 minutes to conserve battery life Makes a great bedside night light Dimensions: 3.63"" x 3.63"" x 3.63"" Batteries: 3x LR44 batteries (included)"
Karotz - Wifi Interactive Smart Rabbit
When thinking about the robots that will soon take over the world and become our dictators executioners benevolent overlords, we imagine things like the T-1000s, Cylons, The Manhunters, Omnius, the Cybermen, the Borg, the Lord of Blades, the Geth, and possibly Killbots. Only Monty Python fans expect disaster wrought by adorable white bunnies. Guess we'll be seeing you on Chiron Beta Prime. Karotz is the redesign of the popular Nabaztag rabbit you may remember seeing on ThinkGeek about 5 years ago. He's back and better than ever! Customize your Karotz with any of the 400 apps available (or code your own). Your bunny can inform you of what's shaking on your social networks, publish your status updates, play your favorite music, and even serve as a check-in point that emails you a photo of your child when they arrive home from school. If you're in a long distance relationship, you can "marry" two bunnies together and they'll mirror each other's ear motions no matter how far apart they are. Karotz speaks, sees, listens, obeys, and can teach you new things or enable your laziness. That's no ordinary rabbit. Product Specifications Karotz is the smartest electronic lagomorph on the block Speaks, sees, listens, obeys, and wiggles his ears to serve and entertain you Some things you can do with Karotz: Monitor your home from your iPad, iPhone, or Android phone. If you're a parent, you can have Karotz email or text you when your kids get home from school. Post to Facebook or Twitter just by talking to your Karotz, even pictures, videos, and music. Have Karotz read the internet to you. Wake up with Karotz, who will play you the song of your choosing Play and learn: Karotz is a polyglot and can teach you a new language Hook Karotz up to any of 400 apps (with more on the way) to simplify your life (or at least make it more fun!) Package contains: 1 smart Karotz rabbit 1 power supply with international adaptors 1 mini-USB cable 1 user's manual 2 recordable Flatnanoz (yellow and green) Technical specifications: Windows/Mac/Linux compatible Arm 9 Processor, 400 MHz, 64 MB RAM 256 MB Flash Memory Integrated microphone Integrated speakers Volume control Wi-Fi antenna Webcam RFID reader 1 USB 1.1 port 1 mini-USB port 1 LED 360 degree rotating ears Removable ears (magnetic) 1 push button 4 languages: French, English, German, Spanish Dimensions: 9.6 x 5 x 5"
The Amazing Desktop Dinosaur Plant
This one-of-a-kind plant has lived on the Earth for over 290 million years and has the ability to “come back to life” (much like the undead) over and over again for hundreds of years! Simply place this seemingly dead ball of foliage in water and within hours it transforms into a vibrant green blood-sucking evergreen. Ok, we are kidding about the blood-sucking part...
Star Wars Plush w/ sound
"As dorky as this may sound, we have a soft spot for plush. Plastic or metallic figures are cool, but sometimes, you just need a hug. (And guys, you won't lose your man card for admitting that.) Also, plushes are great gifts for wee geeks that you're trying to mold into lovers of the good Star Wars movies. Start them young, raise 'em right, we say. Don't want them asking for a Jar Jar plush! If there was ever a case for justifiable filicide... or at least extensive reprogramming... These Star Wars Plush come in sizes from 4"" keychain buddies all the way up to the mega huge 24"" huggable Chewie. The 4"" versions can be clipped to your keys, backback, laptop bag, or even the zipper of your winter coat. Each plush has a signature sound effect when you squeeze them: R2-D2 with his bleeps and bloops, Chewbacca with a Wookiee growl, Darth Vader's creepy stalker breathing, and Yoda with his patented advice for young Jedi-to-be. Product Specifications WARNING: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not for children under 3. Plush Star Wars characters with signature sound effects Made of polyester fibers infused with pure galactic awesome 4"" models have attached keychain to hang from your keys or laptop bag Choose wisely R2-D2 with bleep blooping sound effects: 4"", 9"" or 15"" Chewbacca with trademark Wookiee growl: 4"", 9"" or 15"" Vader with creepy stalker breathing: 4"", 9"" or 15"" Boba Fett with three phrases: 9"" Jawa with light-up eyes, laughter, and phrases: 9"" Yoda with signature Jedi a signature phrase: 4"", 9"" or 15"""
Dreamlights Fireflies in a Jar
"As the days get longer, and the nights get warmer, people are venturing outside their doors and enjoying the moonlight. As they walk down streets and paths, the flickering lights of fireflies are hard to miss. During some summers, trees would light up with more fireflies than there were stars in the heavens, turning the whole sky upside-down. As kids, many of us ran through our parents' back yards, collecting fireflies in jars. They'd flicker inside, blinking out their little buggy code to each other. We would wonder what their bioluminescent blinkenlights were actually saying. Were they discussing the merits of Proust? Perhaps engaging in a rabid defense of French Existentialist poetry in an age of materialism and excess. No - nothing that heady. In fact, their gentle flickering communicates their ability to mate and their location - the entomological equivalent of ""Hey baby! Yo! Over here, good-lookin'! Yo!"" Of course, unless you're an 8-year old boy, or an entomologist, bugs are kinda icky, so handling them may not be your favorite thing to do. Also, there's the cruelty factor of shaking a jar full of bugs giving them tiny buggy concussions in an effort to stimulate their bioluminescence simply for the joy of a child who, in a few short minutes, will lose interest in favor of their Nintendo DS and some new Pokemon title. So where bugs fail us, robots fill in. These robots come in the form of tiny LEDs inside a frosted glass lantern. During the day, the lantern soaks up the energy of the sun, and during the night the little robot bugs glow, flickering and throbbing like real fireflies. You can set them to glow as long as they have power, or only when you shake the lantern. Don't worry about harming the little fellas - they aren't real. Your karma is safe. So traipse across your moonlit garden again, like you did when you were a kid. Set it on your night stand to offer a soft soothing glow while you sleep, or just take a walk using the lantern as cool illumination as you go. The fireflies won't mind - in fact, they'll probably come to check out the hot little robotic numbers inside. Ooh yeah, baby. Features Glass lantern full of flickering LED ""fireflies"" Rechargeable solar batteries keep your lights going for many hours Switchable to glow when it gets dark, or when you shake the jar Soothing light that's cruelty free! 4 inches in diameter, 5 3/4 inches tall"
USB Thermoelectric Cooler & Warmer
The shared refrigerator in your office cools a lot of stuff. Food, science experiments once known as food, and your secret stash... of drinks. But you never want an entire case of soda at once. You just need one can. Plug in this small single-can beverage cooler/warmer into a USB port and keep a can on your desk for when you really need it. The LED Beverage Cooler is retro styled and has a small blue LED inside. So add a little style to your desk and keep your drink cold at the same time...
Lumadot LED Umbrella
This umbrella is one of our favorite things. For starters, like all good umbrellas should, it keeps you out of the rain. Well, not really. It doesn't actually teleport you from a rainy location to a non-rainy location. Our inventing monkeys are hard at work developing that technology, it may be a few months before we get it perfected. Sadly, we've lost a few Customer Service temps during product testing. We really hope we'll bump into them again on whatever plane or timeline we accidentally sent them. But what this umbrella does (besides keeping you dry) is pretty awesome. With the flick of a switch, it is transformed from a boring black umbrella to a black umbrella with glowing blue raindrops all over it. Flick the switch further and those raindrops will blink! It's deliciously geeky (what geek doesn't like LEDs?) but it's also pretty, which makes it a great gift for the lady in your life who may not be geeky. Buying yourself some cool gadgets and witty t-shirts and don't feel like making a separate purchase for Mother's Day or your girlfriend's birthday? The Lumadot LED Umbrella comes to the rescue! Stay dry, stay safe, and look cool doing it.
Capt. Jules' Extraordinary Telescope Ring
We love steampunk style. The tiny top hats, the goggles (they do nothing!), the corsets, the leather, the crazy weapons. We love that there's no canon, no official characters to cosplay, so you're free to let your imagination go wild when designing a costume. We're calling this amazing accessory Captain Jules' Extraordinary Telescope Ring, named after... well, actually, we just made him up...
Like/Dislike Stamp Set
"History Time: The thumbs up/thumbs down gesture for approval/distaste (and which gesture means which) comes from Ancient Roman times - specifically, instructions to the gladiator on whether or not to spare his opponent. But here's the thing: the Latin term for this is Pollice verso, which translates to ""turned thumb."" If you consult the writings of old dead Roman people, you'll find even they contradict each other on which one is really approval and which is distaste. But, who cares: we of the present have decreed thumbs up to be good and thumbs down to be bad. And that's the model that the Like/Dislike Stamp Set perpetuates. Each Like/Dislike Stamp Set comes with two, self-inking stamps (that's why we call it a set). Use the Like stamp for things you like and the Dislike stamps for things you don't like. For instance: we like origami - so though we will probably crush the little paper swan, we're gonna stamp it with the Like stamp. We don't like TPS reports, so we'll save the Dislike stamp for that. And why did we provide these further instructions and examples for such a straight forward product? Simple: to fill up space. YAY. Get your Like/Dislike Stamp Set today, and ink up your future with your opinion tomorrow. Like/Dislike Stamp Set Set of two stamps - for every occasion. Self-inking, for your convenience. Set includes one of each stamp. Dimensions: 3"" x 1.25"" x 2.5"""
LED Jellyfish Mood Lamp
Blackbeard was just about the most ruthless pirate ever. His management style was unique, to say the least. If one of his crew misbehaved, he would drop them in a large tank full of jellyfish and delight as the jewels he kept at the bottom of the tank reflected different colors into the ballet of agony that played out before him. According to the infamous pirate's diaries, it really calmed his nerves, too. Wow...
Domo Terry Cloth Wristband
This brown terry cloth wristband features an embroidered Domo face.
Domo Stud Earrings
These earrings feature little Domos. Imported
VIOlight Slim Sonic Portable Toothbrush - Striped
VIOlight Striped The Most Fashionable Sonic Toothbrush EverMaterial: Plastic Komen Pink Bags,Travel Comfort,Personal Care,Toothbrusth/Denture Sanitizers,VIOlight,Travel Accessories
If you're like most geeks, your work environment can be a depressing and sterile place. Designed to crush your soul to squeeze the last few ergs of energy out of each and every wageslave, grey walls, grey carpeting, and anemic flickering fluorescent lighting all combine into something truly evil. Unfortunately, you've got bills to pay, so you punch in every morning and punch out every night feeling a little more dead with each passing day...
USB Mushroom Lamp
"Ever wonder what Mario would do if he couldn't lay pipe or rescue princesses anymore? Would he get a desk job? His fingers are a little too fat for data entry, so maybe Mario could get an entry level job at a call center, where he can sit in an ultra-tiny cube and answer the phone, ""It's-a Mario! How canna I help you today?"" And clearly, should Mario be a cube dweller, he'd want to illuminate his workspace with these super cute Mushroom Lamps. The red lamp makes Mario sit a little taller and the green lamp gives him the energy needed to power through until the weekend. If you put them on your desk, they may do the same for you! Each lamp is powered through USB and the inner light is provided by magic... or two super bright white LEDs, believe what you will. Product Specifications Red & green mushroom lamps for your desk or nightstand Inner light provided by magic (or 2 super bright white LEDs, believe what you will) Press mushroom once to switch on, press again to switch off Mushroom diameter: 13 cm (5.12""), base diameter: 10.8 cm (4.25""), height: 14 cm (5.5"") Powered by USB"