Mint this, fresh that – why be so pig-headed and conventional when it comes to brushing your teeth? Especially when you can have breath like a Dane’s frying pan thanks to this yummy bacon flavoured toothpaste. Oink!
Insectilix Lolly (3 pack (Scorpion/Worm/Ant))
These exceedingly slurpable lollies have genuine edible creepy crawlies embedded within their candy confines. Choose from vodka flavour with a scorpion, tequila flavour with a worm or Peppermint flavour with ants. Yummy!
Chocolate Ants (Ants)
Up the ante in the icky sweet-eating stakes with these delicious chocolate-coated ants. Each urgh but mmm exotic critter has been dipped in delicious Belgian dark chocolate and tastes absolutely…well, try one and see for yourself.
Canned Unicorn Meat
Amaze friends and shock cupboard snoopers with this highly realistic can of unicorn meat that pops open to reveal a cute little plush unicorn, chopped up into prime cuts for your twisted amusement. There’s magic in every bite!
Blood Bath Shower Curtain
You've spent a hard day on the road driving as fast as you can from the life you used to lead. It's all gone wrong and you don't know where to turn but you can feel your eyes closing as you slowly drift in and out of consciousness and you know that if you don't sleep soon you'll just be another statistic in tomorrow morning's newspapers. You pull over at the first motel you see paying little attention to the empty car park or the ominous house on the hill casting its menacing black shadow. What you need is a nice relaxing shower - don't worry about the hole bored into the wall the manager just likes to keep a close eye on things - but what's this? There's blood all over the floor - the shower curtain is bundled up on the tiles soaking in a puddle of what can only be. . . . Mother? MOTHER! And then you wake up. It's ok you're at home but maybe you shouldn't have stayed up all night watching Hitchcock - you'd better take a shower and get ready for work. All you need to do now is figure out why there are bloody handprints all over the shower curtain? It was just a dream wasn't it? Mwahahahahahahaha.
Washing Machine Carry On Suitcase
SUITSUIT 20" Carry-On Trolley Case (washing machine) Be the centre of attention and the envy of your fellow passengers as you effortlessly glide by with this sleek, super cool SUITSUIT light weight 'washing machine' carry-on trolley case. Fits in the aircraft cabin as hand luggage on all airlines including budget and charter flights. You will get noticed with this funky ABS hard shell light weight luggage. Strong racing style wheels for super smooth manoeuvrabiliy Light and impact resistant Locking trolley system with push button control and multiple height stops TSA lock SUITSUIT branded interior with mesh lid compartment, packing straps and interior pockets Grab handle for extra stability when loaded Material: ABS; Capacity: 34L Size: 54 x 36 x 20cm Weight: Only 2.4 kg SUITSUIT carry-on trolley cases have a two year guarantee.
Tin of milk chocolate sardines
A very realistic metal tin containing 5 foil wrapped milk chocolate sardines of superior quality. Made by one of the worlds finest chocolate makers, Michel Cluizel.
Chocolate Trading Company
Gama Go Shredder Grater Black
Shredder Grate. This rock and roll grater in a guitar shape is ideal for grating cheese and vegetables, and you can even play air guitar as you grate.
Vintage Vinyl Cake Stand
A new take on cake stands, these are made up from vintage vinyl records. A great gift for music and cake lovers, they would look stylish in any kitchen or living room. The top and bottom record's come in their wonderful original sleeves from a wide range of music genres and decades. The middle record is chosen from a selection of shellac record's some dating as far back as the 1930' s. We hand select records with as little wear and tear as possible but please kindly note that these are original vintage pieces. Each record has been previously owned and is chosen for its vintage charm. If you choose to have your item gift wrapped, it will come flat-packed in a cardboard vinyl box. It will then be wrapped with heavy weight matt brown paper and finished off with a printed 'Made In England' ribbon. A blank brown gift tag is added for you to dedicate the gift. Made from: Comes flat-packed for posting in a square cardboard box with vintage 7'' , 10'' , 12'' records and gold metal central piece. Easy to assemble with either two or three vinyls to your own desired tier height. Dimensions: When assembled with 3 tiers the cake stand is roughly 35cm tall and 30cm wide at the base.
Artichoke candle, large
The stunning Artichoke Candle is a stylishly modern decorative lighting option that is ideal for centrepiece display. The beautiful wax candle is designed to replicate the generous clustered form of a pretty artichoke and is available in a choice of complimentary sizes. Each candle features a centrally placed wick and can be displayed individually or in a striking group formation.
Sussex Chicken Money Box
Sussex chicken money box from the Kitchen and Dining collection. Novelty painted piggy bank featuring a chicken on grass with a coin slot in the top.
Heart Shaped Jelly Mould
Serve it up as the centrepiece to a spooky Halloween table, or just enjoy it with ice cream. It’s the perfect gift for medical students and aspiring cannibals alike.
;He got a paper cut and you can just start to see his bottom lip quiver... Grab our box of Tattoo Plasters and make it all better! Never again will men be too hard to need a plaster! With these Tattoo Plasters you can cover up your boo-boo and still be tough at the same time. To make sure you remain hard and tough in times of pain, use one of the 3 different sized Tattoo Plasters to cover up any of those nasty scrapes or cuts! While you're applying your Jerry Sailor Tattoo Plasters, check out the free toy inside to take your mind off the excruciating pain!
Urban Outfitters Persian Cat Salt & Pepper Set Assort
Meow! Let this pair of Persian cats season your favourite dishes; with one holding pepper and the other keeping your salt safe – these painted kittens sit atop of a ceramic tray. Details: - Ceramic
Beerboot (5 Pint)
Used to toast success, mark a celebration, or get completely legless, this giant German Bierstiefel is a great way to stand out... until you can’t stand up.
Naive Textile Art Cupcake Jewellery Pincushion Boxes
Adorable candy coloured cupcake jewellery pincushion boxes. You can store jewellery and trinkets inside the boxes and also pin earrings into the lids.
tubsuds cupcake soaps are simply gorgeous! The most realistic cupcake soaps all hand made using the finest quality ingredients. tubsuds handmade soaps are chemical free and have advanced moisturising and antioxidant properties. Our soaps clean and moisturise at the same time. Hand crafted in the heart of England from the finest vegetable oils and butters including: coconut, olive, palm and shea, using the traditional cold process method, thus ensuring all the glycerine and natural moisturisers are retained. Each tubsuds cupcake soap is luxurious, gentle, rich, moisturising, full of lather and long lasting. Standard cupcakes weigh approximately 120g. Mini cupcakes weigh approximately 55g. We currently have 3 types to choose from: Our Serendipity Cupcake Soap, characterised by the simple red felt heart, contains 100% pure essential oil of Ylang Ylang, giving it an exotic sweet smell often said to have aphrodisiac properties. Our Pure Love Cupcake Soap, contains no essential oils and is topped off with a single pink rose bud. Pure and simple pleasure. Our Romance Cupcake Soap contains 100% pure essential oils of Rose Geranium giving it a beautiful floral scent. We have also swirled pink clay argiletz through the top for an extra treat. This cupcake is then topped with a single pink rose bud. You’ll notice the difference in your skin after your first try. Beautifully packaged, they make a wonderful gift. All of our products are Vegetarian and Vegan friendly, contain no genetically modified (GM) ingredients are 100% Cruelty free and never tested on animals. Please note: Wooden ornaments are for illustration purposes only.
Cute cactus shaped candles each in their own zinc style pot. Make a truly individual statement with these ever so cute cactus shaped candles each standing in it's own little zinc style pot! Perfect gift for men and women alike; and an absolute must have for any cacti collector! Ideal for window sills and garden tables. Each candle is shaped as a different cactus, complete with candle spikes! Presentation box included. PLEASE NOTE DUE TO HIGH DEMAND, THIS ITEM IS CURRENTLY OUT OF STOCK; DUE BACK IN c.29TH October - ORDER NOW TO RESERVE YOUR ITEM. Made from: Cactus shaped candle wax. Dimensions: Individual candle height 11cm Come gift boxed as a set of 4 candles.
Blood Putty For Halloween Fancy Dress Party
Having a Halloween fancy dress party? This is just ideal to spook your friends and party goers this Halloween!
Blood Bath Shower Gel
Recreate your favourite horror movie scenes with this gruesome Blood Bath Shower Gel. Packaged in an authentic looking IV bag found in hospitals, the cherry scented Blood Bath Shower Gel will have your bathroom looking like a scene from Psycho in no time! You might just want to warn your housemates before you hand the bag of 'blood' ominously from your shower rail. - L.M. Features: Cherry scented shower gel Comes in an authentic looking hospital drip bag Size: Dimensions: 17.5 x 11.5 x 4cm