Bacon Wrap T-Shirt
Can you think of anything you wouldn't wrap in bacon? Didn't think so.; 100% cotton; Wash warm; dry low; Imported; Listed in men's sizes
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Sizzling Bacon Kitchen Towel
"One time, a customer ""complained"" about a perceived overabundance of bacon products on ThinkGeek. ""Why so bacon?"" he asked. Why? Because WE LOVE IT. And it's clear that the majority of you love it, too. We'll continue being bacon until there's a new bacon, which we think is highly unlikely given the perfection of the current bacon. Introducing a ThinkGeek exclusive, the Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel! Got greasy hands? Wipe them off on bacon. After all, if pigs are the cleanest animals, then bacon is the cleanest meat. Right? Right. (Don't overthink it.) Guaranteed to make your hands dry, not greasy, the Sizzling Bacon Dish Towel will make you smile every time you have to do the dishes. Product Specifications Clean your hands with the cleanest of meats Materials: 100% polyester Yes, it's machine washable! Dimensions: approx. 37.40"" x 9.84"""
$4.99 $17.99 (- 72%)
Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure Board Game
"In Meatland, Bacon is king of the breakfast meats. And get this: it's not a new thing. While doing research on Bacon (our job rocks!), we discovered a satirical poem by Mr. Ebenezer Cooke from 1708, which laments about the prevalence of Bacon in colonial America. And notice how we're capitalizing the first letter of ""Bacon"", that's because we want to show Bacon the respect it deserves. And that's why Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure Board Game exists - to celebrate our favorite meat, and let us play with it even when we are away from the breakfast table. Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure Board Game encourages you to play with your meat. As you move your bacon character along the path through Meatland, you'll have to navigate your way through areas like the Mustard Marsh, the Wiener Wasteland, and the Sausage Sea. The first one to make it to the frying pan at the end of the trail wins! So whether you enjoy your Bacon by the slice or by the rasher, Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure Board Game is the game for you."
Bacon Flavored Jelly Beans
It's a bacon bonanza! Sixty bacon flavored jelly beans come in each 6-1/2 x 1-1/2 x 1 (16.5 cm x 3.8 cm x 2.5 cm) bacon-shaped tin. Not quite as tasty as real bacon, but better for your arteries.
Some mornings you're in a bacon mood, other days it's the eggs that get you going. Pick your pleasure or just do what we do-get both pair and mix 'n match! Delightfully detailed dangles are clay with pewter ear wires. Bacon Earrings
by SkyMall, Inc.
Bacon and Eggs Sweatshirt XXL
EXCLUSIVE! Graphic image of the classic dish of bacon and eggs assembled to appear as a skull and crossbones. Printed in multiple colors on a black, 50%/50% cotton poly Sweatshirt. Printed in the USA on imported shirts. In size XXL. Bacon and Eggs Sweatshirt XXL
by SkyMall, Inc.
"Duck Tape Brand Duct Tape, Bacon, 1.88""x 10 Yards"
High performance strength and adhesion characteristics: Strong and durable: Perfect for crafts and projects
Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon. Is there anything bacon can't improve? Each 2-1/2 (6.4 cm) tall plastic dispenser contains 27.3 yards (25 m) of waxed floss.
These succulent strips of Gummy Bacon are so realistic you'll want to fry some up and serve them with an egg and a side of hash browns. But please don't. Gummy Bacon should only be savored raw. Each illustrated window box contains four 6-3/4 (17.1 cm) long, 20 gram slices of strawberry flavored gummy meat sealed in a plastic bag.
Bacon Scented Soap
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Sometimes the only way to grow as a person is to take risks and try things you would not normally try. Like combining snowboarding and water balloon fights or bacon and mint. Well, we ain't trying Water Balloon Snowboarding, but we certainly will eat up some tasty Bacon Mints. Bacon Mints taste like a mint leaf delicately kissed a slice of crispy bacon. And though that might sound weird, once you taste it you'll understand. For Bacon Mints prove one thing: mint and bacon is a match made in heaven. Hog Heaven. Sorry. For nutritional information, click here.
$3.99 $7.99 (- 50%)
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"Kids in old time movie had the biggest lollipops. They looked so good, it's no wonder the evil dudes with long curly mustaches and top hats always wanted to steal them. But then the hero saved the day and they all walked into candy land, where everything is edible. Ok, so we're thinking about candy a lot. But we're also getting a craving for breakfast. Time to combine candy and breakfast in perfect harmony; presenting the Bacon Lollipop. Each Bacon Lollipop is full of smoky bacon flavor. It's also quite large (4"" diameter) and swirled, just like the suckers of old. Start one at the beginning of the day, and it should last (depending on your tongue skills) quite a while. Lick it through meetings, lick it through lunch, lick it on your way home. And then once your Bacon Lollipop is all finished, you can just start another one. YAY. For nutrition information, click here. Bacon Lollipop Looks like an old time lollipop and tastes like bacon! Pretty bacon colors. Dimensions: 4"" diameter lollipop."
$4.99 $6.99 (- 29%)
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Bacon Wrapping Paper
"If you want to make a food product even more desirable, there is one thing you can do. You can wrap it in bacon. Shrimp, pork, human - everything tastes better when wrapped in bacon. So, why not apply this principle to gifts you bestow? Now you can, with Bacon Wrapping Paper. Wrapping presents in Bacon Wrapping Paper isn't just fun for you. It will let the giftee know how much you really care about them. Think of that, then, as you send your off your package waving. Snail mail gifts are still the bestest, and even better when wrapped in Bacon Wrapping Paper. Save the real bacon for yourself! Bacon Wrapping Paper Instantly make any present look like it was wrapped in delicious bacon. Two 20"" x 30"" pieces of quality wrapping paper."
$3.19 $3.99 (- 20%)
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Bacon Scented Air Freshener
Everyone talks about that "new car smell." But sometimes new cars smell kinda stinky. Now, that "new bacon smell" - freshly cooked and sizzling - now that's a smell we love every time it hits our olfactory receptors. It's like if you built a castle out of pure diamond and floated it up on a cloud and you could only get there via jetpack that fired out rainbows. Yeah, the smell of freshly cooked bacon is like that. And now you can make any space smell like meat with the Bacon Scented Air Freshener. Look - it even kinda looks like bacon. And it smells like bacon. And you can hang it anywhere you want to smell bacon - just use the hanging string. Each Bacon Scented Air Freshener will make you remember the times you've munched bacon and how happy you were. Seriously, though, the Bacon Scented Air Freshener - it's an air freshener that smells like bacon. What more do you need to know? Bacon Scented Air Freshener It hangs up and smells like bacon. Perfect for your car, dorm, office, or anywhere else you want to smell meat. Includes a handy hanging string. Dimensions: approx 4" tall.
$1.49 $3.99 (- 63%)
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Bacon Flavored Croutons
Every once in a while, someone in the office goes on a health kick. For a while, there were a group of ThinkGeek monkeys that had a Salad Club. Every member brought in a certain veggie or topping and we had a fiesta of vegetation during lunch. It was pretty fun for a while, but it eventually died because let's face it, eating a bowl of veggies every day is kinda boring. Bacon Croutons are about to change the salad game. Remember the revelation you had when you realized that salads could be a vehicle for ranch dressing? You're about to have a similar life-changing experience. And don't limit yourself to salad! Bacon Croutons are great on soup, crushed up on top of baked macaroni & cheese, as breading for fried chicken, and of course, used in your favorite Thanksgiving stuffing recipe. Bacon on, friends! Product Specifications Bacon-flavored croutons will make your salads tasty again Amazing smoky flavor for mouth-watering happiness Use them on soups, as breadcrumbs, and in stuffing too! Weirdly enough, these are vegan and kosher.
$0.99 $2.99 (- 67%)
PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer
"Homer Simpson: All normal people love meat. If I went to a BBQ and there was no meat, I would say ""Yo Goober! Where's the meat?"" I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad. If you're looking to win friends and influence people, we have the product that will launch you into super stardom. PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer will give your hands the distinct odeur of crisp, delicious bacon. And as an added bonus, PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer actually santizes your hands, killing the germs you'll acquire when you shake the hands of all of those new friends you've just made. Get some today and remember what Homer said, ""You don't win friends with salad."" Product Specifications Bacon scented hand sanitizer for humans Be germ-free and smell like delicious meat Are you as clean as a pig? You can be! Each bottle contains 2.25 ounces of hand sanitizer"
Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes
Ever since the first person grew teeth, they have gotten dirty. And ever since that first person looked in disgust at dirty teeth, we've worked tirelessly to clean them. From crushed oyster shells, to ferrets, to chemicals, humans have tried everything to get their chompers polished. Little did we know that the two best things to clean your teeth with are bacon and cupcakes. Well, only if the bacon and cupcakes in question are Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes. It's very simple. The bacon toothpaste tastes like bacon, while the cupcake toothpaste tastes like frosting. It's almost like having breakfast or dessert while you clean your teeth from eating breakfast or dessert. Whoa! With that sort of crazy thought, Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes might very well destroy the fabric of time and space. Or they might just and clean your teeth. Either way, at least the Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes with be tasty. YAY! Delicious toothpaste helps you brush longer for better oral health (and justice!) Bacon toothpaste tastes like bacon and the cupcake toothpaste tastes like frosting. Ingredients: Sorbitol, Water, Silica, Glycerin, Flavor, Cellulose Gum, Titanium Dioxide, Xanthan Gum. Net Wt.: 2.5 oz.
Spicy Bacon BBQ Sauce
Bacon makes everything taste better. Cheeseburgers, scallops, baked potatoes, kittens (kidding!), chicken - heck adding bacon to bacon even makes bacon taste better. But alas, bacon is kind of hard to pour. To this end, we sought out the best bacon BBQ sauce we could find. And boy did we find a dandy. Behold, the aptly titled Spicy Bacon BBQ Sauce. Spicy Bacon BBQ Sauce is exactly what you'd think it is based on its name. It's spicy (thanks to a couple of kisses from cayenne peppers); it's BBQ-y (thanks to the hard work of our BBQ Sciences Squadron); and it's deliciously bacon-y (thanks to, well, bacon - plus those kittens we joked about eating earlier). Get a couple of bottles of Spicy Bacon BBQ Sauce and pour it on everything. Your life needs more bacon-y goodness. For nutrition information, click here. Spicy Bacon BBQ Sauce Smoky, bacon-y, with a touch of cayenne pepper - this sauce is ready to baconate anything! Award winning sauce at the National Buffalo Wing Festival! Net Wt.: 12 fl. oz.
ACCOUTREMENTS BANDAGE - BACON
"Ouch! That Smarts! Treat Your Minor Cuts Scrapes And Scratches With The Incredible Healing Power Of A Designer Bandage. Each Comes In A 3-3/4"" Tall Metal Pocket Tin And Contains A Small Plastic Trinket To Help Make Even The Ouchiest Owies Feel All Better In No Time. The 3"" X 1"" Bacon Strips Are Cut To Look Like Small Slabs Of Bacon. Fifteen Per Tin."
Savory Candy Bacon Lollipops Six Pack
"We like bacon. We like bacon on our sandwiches. We like bacon on our chicken. We like bacon in our cream puffs. We like bacon in our salads. We like bacon. And now we can have some super yummy bacon in our lollipops. But not any ordinary lollipops; these suckers have all the curves of real, sexy, delicious bacon. Read on, to learn about the culinary joys of the Savory Candy Bacon Lollipops Six Pack. Each Savory Candy Bacon Lollipops Six Pack comes with (you guessed it) six individually-wrapped suckers. That's awesome enough, but there's more! You get your six in three flavors (two of each). There's Maple, Honey, and BBQ - each one more delicious than the last. The Savory Candy Bacon Lollipops Six Pack are fantastic and handmade, just for you. They're a great way to span the time between second breakfast bacon and elevenses bacon. For nutrition information, click here. Savory Candy Bacon Lollipops Six Pack Yummy, smoky, bacony flavored lollipops - in three delicious flavors. Three flavors (2 pops of each): Maple, Honey, and BBQ. Individually wrapped and hand poured in the USA. Bacon bits are soy and flavoring (no real pig). Dimensions: (not including the stick) 4"" x 1.5"" x 0.25"""
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If you've ever been eating brunch and your slice of crispy bacon had a delicious run-in with the maple syrup from your waffle, you need to stop reading and just click BUY NOW. This is your condiment. The condiment to end all other condiments. On those mornings when you have time for toast but not enough to fry up some bacon, Bacon Jam will come to your rescue. Bacon Jam is made with love by Kay, a woman who knows her jams, jellies, and bacon. It's a combination of bacon, onion, garlic, honey, maple syrup, coffee, and spices. Sweet and savory, Bacon Jam is delicious on toast, muffins, biscuits, even waffles. We'll warn you, though, once you've had a taste of Bacon Jam, you won't go back to mere fruity jams. You'll be ruined saved for life. For nutrition information, click here. Product Specifications Sweet and savory jam for a perfect breakfast treat Made by a small business specializing in homemade style foods Jar contains 4 ounces of savory sweetness One year shelf life unopened Refrigerate after opening
$8.99 $14.99 (- 40%)
Bacon Lip Balm
"You CLAIM to like bacon. You say, ""ThinkGeek, I like bacon."" And we say to you, ""O RLY? How much bacon did you have yesterday?"" And you reply, ""Ha! Easy! I had bacon with my pancakes at breakfast, bacon on my cheeseburger at lunch, and dinner was bacon-wrapped steak!"" We snicker and lick our monkey lips. Mmmm, bacon. We lick our lips again. Mmm, bacon. Then we laugh at you since you limit your bacon intake to meals only while we have the awesomesauce that is Bacon Lip Balm to have baconny goodness all day long. Seriously, this stuff tastes like the king of meats, but in smooth and moisturizing lip balm form. Fix chapped lips AND taste like the world's most scrumptious pork product all day? We can't think of a better combination. Share your love of the magical animal that produces pork, ham, sausage and bacon by giving your loved ones bacon-flavored kisses."
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BaconPop - Bacon Flavored Popcorn
Back in the day, Timmy's grandma used to make the most delicious popcorn on the stove. She'd stick her monkey paw into a jar and pull out a big glob of bacon grease, stick it in a pot with the popcorn kernels, put on the lid, and shake shake shake as the popcorn pop pop popped. In another saucepan, she'd melt delicious butter and she poured it all over the bacon-flavored popcorn. With just a sprinkle from the salt shaker, the masterpiece was complete. You COULD do all that today - going through the effort of collecting your bacon grease in a jar and using it to pop your popcorn by hand, but let's face it, you just don't have the time to do it like Grandma Monkey. Now thanks to BaconPop, you don't have to! Just stick a bag in the microwave, press the Popcorn button, and stand back and watch the bag inflate with delicious, buttery, bacontastic popcorn. Everything is better with bacon and this popcorn is so much better, you'll never go back to regular popcorn. Ever. For nutrition information, click here. BaconPop - Bacon Flavored Popcorn Microwave popcorn with delicious buttery bacon flavor Each box contains 3 bags of Bacon Pop, ready for popping in your microwave WARNING: Once they smell it, your co-workers will jump you in an attempt to steal it. Best to eat at home. Alone. BaconPop is vegetarian and certified Kosher (aka, it tastes like bacon, but no pigs were harmed!)
$6.99 $9.99 (- 30%)
Old Fashioned Bacon Candy
"Close your eyes, and think back to long ago. You'd go over to grandma's house. There'd be a little jar on the table with treats, and you were always allowed to have one. Such great memories. Until that time, you took something from the OTHER jar, and grandpa chased you around to get his teeth back. Well, time to bring those memories (the candy, not the teeth) back with these Old Fashioned Bacon Candy. See, Old Fashioned Bacon Candy look just like those candies grandma shared with you - except these candies taste like bacon. And they come in a delightfully retro tin you can display on your coffee table or desk. Eat the Old Fashioned Bacon Candy one by one, and savor the taste of bacon while recollecting a calmer, gentler time. Or eat them all at once, what do we care. We just know you'll love these Old Fashioned Bacon Candy - so there. Pffft. For nutrition information, click here. Old Fashioned Bacon Candy They look like old fashioned candy in an old fashioned tin - but they taste like bacon (the candy, not the tin). A sweet and smoky bacon treat to delight your taste buds. Each candy is individually wrapped. Tin shows you where bacon candy comes from. Approx. 12 candies per tin (it's filled by weight, so can vary just a tad). Tin Dimensions: 3.25"" x 2.5"" x 2"""
Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win. Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon! For nutrition information, click here.