Lil' Vampire Pacifier
When our copywriter monkey's brother was a baby, he had a biting problem. He just loved sinking his brand new teeth into anything and anyone available and he especially loved the tender flesh of the human neck. And so, geekling Brian went through life chomping on anyone who dared cuddle him. He would probably have escalated to vampirism if not for one angel of a woman at the grocery store. Mid-dairy-aisle, Brian sunk his razor sharp baby teeth into his mother's neck, causing her to cry out. The woman moved in with advice. "Bite him back," she said. Brian's mom looked skeptical. "Seriously," the woman said. "He won't learn unless you bite him back." Mom sunk her teeth into Brian's tender baby neck. He cried, he screamed, and he never bit anyone ever again. Do you have a noisy baby or one you feel may grow up to drink the blood of mortals? This pacifier is the way to go. It features luscious red lips and a full set of teeth including sharp canines for sucking the blood of the living. Our lawyers say we must tell you that ThinkGeek is not responsible if your geekling grows up to be one of the undead (but we are grateful because that means they can be one of our customers for centuries!).
Evenflo Jump & Go Racer (Red)
EVF1241: Features: -For almost a century we have been a leader in safety, innovation and education.-Developed a strong reputation as a leading manufacturer of high-quality products for babies and children.-Music, lights and sounds create the ultimate cruising experience.-Fun developmental toys and honking sound enhance child's play experience.-Wide play tray supports child and protects him or her from the door frame.-Fully enclosed spring prevents child's fingers from touching while also preventing dirt from collecting in the active spring.-Adjustable straps allow you to adjust to the baby's changing height and weight.-Padded seat makes for comfortable play experience.-Removable, washable seat pad is easy to clean. Dimensions: -19'' H x 17'' W x 6'' D, 6.34 lbs.
Fisher-Price Deluxe Bouncer - My Little SnugaMonkey
Find bouncers, rockers and infant seats at Target.com! The my little snugamonkey deluxe bouncer from fisher-price is a soft, snuggly bouncer with toys to entertain and vibration to calm. Up to 20 minutes of music and sounds, a cozy seat, plush fabrics and calming vibrations make this the perfect place to soothe your little one. soft and comfy as baby nestles into the deep, cozy seat the deluxe insert and head support contour to baby s body for support of the head, neck and sides (newborn body support insert). Sweet monkeys hang overhead, while eight songs, nature sounds and calming vibrations add to the soothing environment. Use the easy-touch panel for quick access to sound...
Bright Starts Ingenuity Bella Vista Automatic Bouncer
The only bouncer that truly bounces powered by Hybridrive Technology. Traditional bouncer seats don't actually bounce but the Ingenuity Automatic Bouncer features a unique Technology that provides a smooth consistent bounce that mimics mom's natural bouncing motion.
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Old Navy 'I Love Mom' Tee Short Sleeve Shirt For Baby
Old Navy Rib knit crew neck I Love Mom graphic across front Soft, medium weight jersey Tag free for added comfort Available exclusively online!
by Old Navy
$4.00 $9.94 (- 60%)
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Venettini Savor Tod/Pre Shoes (Black Suede) - Kids' Shoes
She will be delighted when you mix the cute and versatile Savor penny loafers from Venettini into her casual wardrobe.Embossed snakeskin-print and metallic leather or suede and patent leather upper in a casual penny loafer style with a round moc toeDecorative penny slot on instep strapStitching detailsPadded collar and flared tongueSmooth lining with cushioning insoleRubber traction outsole with heel bumper
$66.30 $78.00 (- 15%)
Just One You made by Carter's Infant Boys' 3-pk. Bodysuit - Brown 24M
Find imn coordinate sets at Target.com! Just one you made by carter's infant boys' 3-pk. Bodysuit - brown 24m
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Converse AS Double Tongue Ox Tod Shoes (Cloud Grey/Multi) - Kids' Shoes
Double the style and double the fun with the All Star Double Tongue Ox sneakers by Converse.Canvas upper in a casual sneaker style with a round rubber toe capLace-up front fold-over double tongueTextile lining with cushioned insoleVulcanized striped rubber midsoleTextile and rubber traction outsole
$25.65 $27.00 (- 5%)
Infant's Double-Strap Leather Sneakers
Soft, enduring leather for your little guy, with double straps and signature striped web detailing.;Leather upper;Grip-tape close straps;Contrast leather heel;Rubber sole;Made in Italy;
by Saks Fifth Avenue
Men's Kentucky Wildcats Energize Crew Socks, Size: 10-13, Med Blue
Juice up your fan gear with these men's Kentucky Wildcats crew socks. Team logo & colors Moisture-wicking Arch support Anti-odor technology FIT & Sizing Sock size 10-13 fits shoe size 8-13 Fabric & Care Polyester, nylon, spandex, olefin Machine wash Made in the USA Shop our full assortment of Kentucky Wildcats items here. When you're a fan, you're family! Size: 10-13. Color: Med Blue. Gender: Male. Age Group: Adult. Pattern: Graphic. Material: Polyester.
ROBeez Chandler Inf/Tod Shoes (Taupe) - Kids' Shoes
The attention will pour in while they're wearing the ROBeez Chandler crib shoe.Suede upper in a casual crib shoe style with a round moc toeStitching detailAn elasticized heel and hook and loop closure instep strap secure the fitLeather lining and insole flexible midsoleNon-slip rubber outsoleApproved by the APMA
Bazinga! Bodysuit - Red, 6 Mo
Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we are huge fans of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. We would like to posit a hypothesis we have developed re: its popularity: the number of viewers is directly proportional to the quantity of "bazingas" in the season. To wit, Season 1 Bazinga Quotient: 0 Viewers (in millions): 8.34 Season 2 Bazinga Quotient: 3 Viewers (in millions): 10.01 Season 3 Bazinga Quotient: We stopped counting at 15. Viewers (in millions): 14...
Boudreaux's Diaper Rash Ointment
Goes On And Cleans Off Easily Treats And Protects Pleasant Scent Pediatrician Recommended Made In Usa
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Baby By Bon Bebe Baseball Turn-Me-Round Bodysuit Set - Baby
Play ball! This boys' Baby by Bon Bebe bodysuit, pants and bib set is perfect for your little slugger. In navy/white.
$8.49 $17.00 (- 50%)
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Refill Required Baby Creeper
"Babies are always up to something. They have things to do. Places to be (such as the crib). Fingers to stick in light sockets if you're not careful. If they don't have a full bottle at all times, they might just conk out, and then where would you be? It's all fun and games until you pick up 100 db wailing through the monitor. Let's face it. If baby ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. This is an authentic Glennz design, full of New Zealand-y goodness. Printed on a black, 100% baby rib cotton lap-sleeve creeper, this design features a milk bottle with dangerously low power level symbols. It's printed on American Apparel, which fits differently than most of ThinkGeek's offerings, so be sure to check below before selecting a size. Size 6 Mo. 12 Mo. 18 Mo. 24 Mo. Chest 14"" 16"" 18"" 20"" Length 13"" (creeper) 14"" (creeper) 15"" (creeper) 15 3/4"" (creeper) Weight (lb) 7 - 15 lb 16 - 22 lb 23 - 27 lb 28 - 30 lb"
$13.19 $21.99 (- 40%)