USB Octopus

"If you've seen one hub, you've seen 'em all. Thus, we don't see the point of writing about USB hubs here. This one has 7 ports, so you can plug a lot of stuff into it. Got it? Got it. Now, for some facts about the majestic creature known as the octopus. The octopus is a mollusk, just like the oyster. It makes one wonder... if oysters are an aphrodisiac, what would consuming 90 pounds of octopus do? Beating out everyone's favorite Time Lord, the octopus has THREE hearts. Two hearts pump blood through the gills while the third pumps for the rest of the body. Their blood is blue. When escaping a predator such as a dolphin (bad Flipper! bad!) or a shark, an octopus will sometimes shed an entire arm. (Don't worry, it'll grow back.) Sadly, the male octopus dies several months after mating. At least he died happy? Product Specifications Flexible and soft USB hub with 7 ports (Yes, 7. The 8th leg has to hook into the power source, duh.) Plug and play, USB 2.0 specification compliant Length: approx. 24 cm (9.45"") AC power adapter included"