Lies They Teach in School
"So, you graduated top of your class. Well, good for you. No seriously, we're quite proud of you. But did you know that many things taught as ""facts"" in school are nothing but a pack of filthy lies? It's true. LIES!! Well, time to set your brain and education straight with Lies They Teach in School. You'll learn the truth behind many lies, such as: The United States did not vote for independence on July fourth. French fries did not originate in France. Cleopatra was not Egyptian. Charles Darwin didn't coin the phrase ""survival of the fittest."" And oh so much more! But it's not our teachers' faults. History is often written by the victors and also, like a time travelling game of telephone, it gets distorted as it's told and retold. Lies They Teach in School explore those things we accept as history that either never happened or didn't happen the way we were told they did. Such items are taught in schools. But they are wrong. Touching on a number of topics (including history, current events, government, sports, geography, and popular culture), Lies They Teach in School exposes errors that have been perpetuated for far too long. It will certainly start a number of arguments, and settle a few others."
Like A Boss Flip-Top Refillable Lighter
This metal flip-top refillable lighter features "Like A Boss" on the front. Facebook|Digg|delicious|Twitter|MySpace|Like A Boss Flip-Top Refillable Lighter| Was: $5.50| Now: $4.13| was $5.50 now $4.13 |This metal flip-top refillable lighter features "Like A Boss" on the front. |Contains no lighter fluid.|2 1/4" x 1 1/2" |Metal |Imported |
Ever have one of those days when you just want to crawl in a hole and hibernate for a couple weeks until something blows over in your work or personal life? What you need is a little perspective, a hot beverage, a hug, and a super soft blankie to wrap yourself in while you watch something awesome on TV. Introducing Domo-kun, in super soft fleece blanket form. Domo's here to chomp you be soft and snuggly, chew you up keep you warm, and swallow you whole make all the bad things of the day melt away. He's perfect for a throw blanket in the living room or an extra layer of snuggles in bed, especially if you share your bed with a blanket-hogging monster. Product Specifications Wrap yourself in (or be eaten by) Domo-kun! Super soft and snuggly fleece throw Materials: 100% polyester Dimensions: 50" x 60" Yes, it is machine-washable!
Drop of Blood Ear Dagger
"Ear dagger? What's an ear dagger?" we hear you asking. (In case you were wondering, we hear our fair share of voices. But we like you best.) It's a dagger. In your ear. Ear. Dagger. You see, ear infections suck. We know. We're geeks. Not one but two of the merchants at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ burst eardrums last winter (that's 25% of us wandering around going, "WHAT???!" for three weeks for those keeping score at home). We recommend you instead turn to this piece of jewelry for all your Stabbing Pain in the Ear needs. The hilt of a dagger forms the front and the blade becomes the earring back, with a single red faceted drop of Swarovski crystal blood. Wear one to make an impact. Buy two for symmetry. Don a whole bunch in a single ear for the Ten of Swords Tarot card look. Note that this is a standard earring post. It does not require any non-standard piercings and works in either ear. Or, you know, whatever hole you wanna put it in. For our customers with nickel allergies: the dagger is made of English pewter, which is a mixture of tin, antimony, and copper. The metal is free of both lead and nickel. The post is surgical-steel, which is a mixture of chromium, nickel and molybdenum. The post meets the guidelines set forth in EU Nickel Directive 94/27/EC. Drop of Blood Ear Dagger English pewter dagger with a red, faceted Swarovski crystal. Post is is surgical-steel (see above for nickel allergy details). Requires one standard piercing. Measures 70mm x 22mm x 6mm. Weighs 4 grams. Order is for ONE dagger. If you want a pair of earrings, you have to order two.
Adventure Time Jake In Pocket T-Shirt
Is that Jake in your pocket or... yeah, I guess that is Jake in your pocket, huh? 100% cotton Wash cold; dry low Imported Listed in men's sizes
Adventure Time Finn & Flame Princess Girls Tank Top
Heather grey tank top from Adventure Time with Finn and his love interest Flame Princess. 50% cotton; 50% polyester Wash cold; dry low Imported Listed in junior sizes
Adventure Time Alternate Universe T-Shirt
This T-shirt features characters from; Adventure Time; with their alternate universe counterparts.; 100% cotton; Wash cold; dry low; Imported; Listed in men's sizes
Adventure Time Finn's Backpack
When one goes adventuring, one never knows what one may encounter. Could be a train full of candy folk being killed off one by one by a serial killer. Or, mayhaps it's an undead creampuff. Or a pack of gladiator ghosts. Whatever. You need to be prepared for any situation. And where do you keep your stuff? Why, in your Adventure Time Finn's Backpack, that's where! Each Adventure Time Finn's Backpack looks just like Finn's backpack - and that's the main point. It's got one little slash pocket to hold small flat things, and the rest of the bag is dedicated to its one main zippered pocket (where all the real goods go). Oh, and there's one more thing. There's a secret (not really, 'cause you can see its zipper and we're telling you about it) compartment that holds an attached-to-the-bag hood which looks just like Finn's hat! Why? Because that extra feature makes this Adventure Time Finn's Backpack the most super good backpack we've ever seen! Adventure Time Finn's Backpack The perfect backpack for hunting out adventure - looks just like Finn's! Two pockets: one big main pocket, one smaller slash pocket. Attached-to-the-bag hood (with ears and drawstring), rolls up into its own special zippered pocket. Fully licensed Adventure Time backpack of power! Adjustable shoulder straps fit most children, many adults, and some small semi-aquatic, flightless birds. Dimensions: Big Pocket: approx. 16.5" x 11.5" x 4" Little Pocket: approx. 8.5" x 11.5" x 0.75" "Will my laptop fit in this bag, ThinkGeek?" Let's find out together! Laptop Fitting Guide Measure your laptop. Like TVs, laptops are listed by their measurement on the diagonal. Bags, on the other hand, are measured on the edges. Not all 17" laptops are the same size, so you'll need to measure the length & width of your closed laptop. "But my laptop is at home, ThinkGeek!" If you can't wait, Google has superpowers to tell you the dimensions of your laptop if you ask it nicely. Just input the make and model of your laptop and ye shall receive. "I've got the measurements! Now what?" Compare your laptop's measurements to the measurements of the bag. If the laptop's measurements are smaller than the bag, it fits! If one or more of the laptop's measurements are bigger, you're out of luck with this bag. Try another.
Adventure Time Jake Trucker Hat
This golden yellow trucker cap from Adventure Time features the lovable face of Jake! Adjustable 100% polyester Imported
Adventure Time Characters No-Show Socks 5 Pair
This pack has five pairs of cute no-show socks featuring loveable characters from Adventure Time . One size 72% acrylic; 25% polyester; 3% spandex Wash cold; dry low Imported
Domo BFF Best Friends Heart Necklaces
These two chains feature Domo heart pendants that beat as one. 18" long; 2 1/4" pendants Base metals Imported