We've searched high and low to bring you our favourite Tinder bios from across the globe.
Check out our judgemental opinions below and prepared to be as shocked as Kimmy K when you swipe right to check out their full profiles!
1. Kenny - Where's a better place to start than a banana eating a banana in the bath, the 'Shakira Shakira' caption finishes the creepiness, we don't quite get the reference but maybe there's a banana fetish man out there just itching to straddle good old Kenny.
2. Mike - Wearing what we hope is a flatmate's thong whilst lying on a mattress dating back to the 60s, it's hard to take Mike seriously.We highly doubt he's a hood rat but then again who are we to judge. If he does manage to pull, we suggest you stay off that mattress, girls.
3. Nathan - He's a man/duck dressed in a taco what more can be said? We reckon his description is a little contradicting to his photo choice but I must confess, I would swipe right out of curiosity for this guy.
4. Glen - Short & sweet- we're worried he's serious...
5. Brosquito - Is pretty much the opposite of every mother's dreams for their children. This seemingly highly delusional fellow takes seductive to a whole new level ... most likely the basement. We're also wondering who took this photo? We hope it wasn't his Mom!
6. Rachel - We like Rachel, not only does she share my name but also my love of food. We imagine any man would find her delightfully charming with her obsession of chipotle, although the fact she went to so much trouble to create such a profile photo is a little sad. Sorry, not sorry.
So there we have it - the weird and wonderful world of Tinder in all its glory!
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