We often tell ourselves singledom is a blessing in disguise. While that’s 100% true, being single has its off-putting downsides too! How many times have you been harassed by your friends pestering you to give reasons for being single? How many times have you been told to change the way you do things so you’d get a boyfriend? Well, although you cannot change how people think, a better and the most ideal way to deal with this annoyance is by finding humour in all the unnecessary comments you have to face on daily basis. You ask how? Read on.
“Hey, there’s this cute guy I know and he’s single too. You’d really like him!”
Eerr, no thank you, I’d rather grow old with several cats.
“You’re so pretty, I was thinking...why are you still single?”
Em, thank you but hey, don’t you have anything better to think about?
“Hey, my boyfriend and I are making a weekend trip, wanna come along?”
Wait, what?! Are you showering me with pity? Do I look like third-wheel material? Go away!
“My boyfriend is so amazing, he always knows how to pamper me!!!”
Okay, seriously, can we talk about Pokemon Go instead?
*Public display of affection*
Eww, that’s gross, please get a room?
“You know you’re single because you’re so uptight! If you change your habits…”
Keep going on, I’ve muted you in my head. I can’t hear anything. I don’t want to hear anything. I’m deleting you.
*Netflix and chill time!...*
…means sitting in bed in comfy PJs watching your favourite movie with a bag of chips next to you. Pretty ideal!
“Are you sure you don’t like girls???”
Well, you’re dead to me.
“You REALLY need to find someone!”
You REALLY need to stop saying that every single day!
“That guy in your DP, are you guys a thing?”
Umm, have you heard of friendship? Maybe you should Google it!
Yes, the struggle is real but it’s healthy to make a joke about it from time to time. However, we believe being single is awesome, mostly because you’re your own BFF and can have plenty inside jokes that will make you burst into a smile in the middle of the day.
So, awesome single ladies, you deserve to pamper yourselves because no one else will. It’s why we have made a list of our favourite dresses that you can gift yourself.
All the single ladies…
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