With the release of Disney’s Cinderella remake this week, we thought we’d take a look on how you can bag your very own Prince Charming…
Dress Like A Princess: You’re never going to catch the prince’s eye unless you ditch that sack dress, wipe last night’s make-up off your face and get a curly blow. You need to look captivating... preferably in a corset which gives you a 10 inch waist.
Wear Some Serious Bling: Shoes are a women’s best friend, but Carrie Bradshaw would seriously give her closet for these beauties. Yes, some would say they are impractical, but do you really think the Prince would track you down through hell and high water for just any dowdy shoe? Exactly.
Have Pimping Transport: A pumpkin is a no no; a carriage fit for royalty is the only way to show up to a function. In the modern age this means a limo or a private car… we’re talking blacked out windows, the works.
Stand Next To The Ensembley-Challenged: Special mention to Cher Horowitz for spawning such an awesome term, but onto our last little pearls of wisdom. You are always going to look better when you stand next to two people dressed like Little Bo Peep on acid… case in point a dowdy cinders next to her stepsisters. Who would you rather date? We rest our case.