Dear all annoying Facebook couples,
You may not realise that you're doing it, but hopefully after this article you'll get some home truths. Because you guys are literally the worst. For the love of god no-one cares that it's your two month anniversary, or what you have for dinner every night, or that you really really love each other. We get it. It doesn't make anyone go "awww" more like "why are the so insecure they have to post it everywhere on social medial". Ok, we care if you get engaged, or buy a puppy or have a child, but that's it. And when those events happen, we only need one status and one picture. Okuuur?
So please, please, stop doing the following things and ruining Facebook for the rest of us:
You know there's this magical thing called a text message. Did you know that you don't need to tell all your FB friends that you "had the best night ever with my boo". It actually means more if you just tell the person it's aimed at.
2) Kissing Selfies.
Please make them stop!! I don't want to see a close up shot of your tongues in each other's mouths. One, on say, your wedding day is acceptable. But a whole album worth from random nights at home isn't.
3) The On-Off Relationship Updates.
We're not 13 and in school, updating your status to "single" or "complicated" every time you and your beau have a domestic is really unnecessary. Every couple argues, you don't have to tell the whole world about it.
Pet-names should be reserved for the privacy of your own home. Referring to your other half as "my pumpkin", "bae", "angel face", "honey bunny" etc on Facebook is truly vomit inducing. MY EYES. MAKE IT STOP.
5) Commenting On Everything The Other Does.
We all know you guys are probably sat next to each other. This isn't benefitting your partner, it's merely you trying to rub it in all your single friend's faces that you're loved up. No-one cares. Seriously.
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