Babies, we can all agree that they're cute mini humans that do funny things. But some of us take it too far, and are literally obsessed. If you do these 6 things on the reg, then you my friend, are broody AF.
1. You Talk To Stranger's Babies
You see a baby in the supermarket and run over with a look on your face that can only be described as frenzy. You coo and ask a million questions "How old is she?", "How much does she weigh?", "What's her name" until you get to the point where the parents look a little worried that you're trying to clone their child. Then walk off politely smiling but looking concerned.
2. You Are Obsessed With How Babies Smell
To us normal folk, babies smell like milk and vomit. Not a nice combo. To you they smell like roses and talcum powder- you'd bottle the smell if you could.
3. FB Baby Pics Don't Annoy You
A few years ago you'd block anyone who posted a stream of baby pictures, because really how interesting can one little human be? They can't even do anything yet. But now you comment and like every. single. one.
4. You Judge Your Date On Their Potential Parenting Skills
You no longer go for toned abs and a cool job, like a musician or model. You now find yourself attracted to dad bods and fellas who work in finance, who love their mum.
5. You Only See The Positives Of Babies
Blissful ignorance is your current mindset. "Mine would never do that" is your mantra. Sleepless nights? Teething? Vomit and poo on the daily? Nah, that isn't on your radar. You know what is? TINY SHOES. They are just so tiny. How can something be so little. Gaaaaaaaaaah. RIP you've died of a cuteness overload.
6. You Are The Go-To Godmother
All your pals know that you're broody AF and know that you'd be the ultimate godmother, because you are obsessed with tiny clothes and would happily babysit every weekend until you have your own.
Did you relate to all of these? Then honey, you're one broody gal. Shop below for adorable baby clothes, there's no harm starting to collect early, right? Right?
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