Angry Panda Glasses
Though quiet and shy by nature, Angry Panda creates noise through actions. For Angry Panda, apathy is not an option. Angry Panda is the embodiment of all forward-thinking doers, and doesn’t subscribe to any one doctrine or agenda. Everyone has their own Angry Panda – they just need to awaken the Angry Panda within themselves. We all get a little angry sometimes. And sometimes we can't take action to improve our world, so the best option is to sit back and enjoy a delicious adult beverage. Why not blend up a delicious Panda Bear? Fill your blender with 1 oz Amaretto, 1/2 oz White Creme de Cacao, 1/2 oz of Dark Creme de Cacao, 1/2 tablespoon of chocolate syrup, a dash of vanilla extract, and a generous scoop of vanilla ice cream. Blend on low until smooth and legendarily delicious. Product Specifications Materials: Glass Capacity: 1 16 oz Pint; 2oz shots (two pack) Dishwasher safe: No Microwave safe: No
Tetris Stackable LED Desk Lamp
What a wonderful idea! Tetris piece shaped lamps that you can stack. Of course, you're going to have to be sure to stack them non-optimally. If you make a straight line, sure, you'll get points, but then your lamp will disappear! Hang on, let us double check that... Oh, phew! It has just come to our attention that when you stack these lamps they do not disappear like in the actual game...
Betta Treasures Blue Lagoon Aged Patina Aquarium
Blue Lagoon Betta Bowl will show off your Betta has he moves to an exotic destination where white sand beaches meet pristine turquoise waters. Featuring a glass orb poised atop a diverse cluster of delicate branching corals, let the Blue Lagoon model transport you to an undersea coral haven.Comes complete with a crystal clear, beveled glass sphere and a battery operated brilliant LED lighting system, with optional A/C adapter and sparkling jewel substrateUL listed for safetyOffered in a variety of styles
Carnivorous Creations Plant Terrarium Kit, Multicolor
Carnivorous kit lets you grow your own meat-eating plants in a boglike setting. Growing dome provides a place for your hungry creations to thrive and can be decorated with a number of scenic decals. Unique planting mixture offers a rich, peat-based compound for an ideal environment. Blue swamp rock creates a colorful, eye-catching surface for your plants to grow between, and Bog Buddies toys can be use to decorate the swampy scene. Seed packets feature over ten kinds of hungry species, including: venus fly trap, yellow trumpet, hooded pitcher plant, purple pitcher plant, pale trumpet and temperature sundew plants. Plants are easy to grow, offering a resilient organism that's simple to maintain. Details: Set includes: growing dome, planting mixture, swamp rocks, seed packet, 3 photo decals, 3 bog buddies, information sheet & instructions. Ages 4 years & up Model no. 4099160 Size: One size. Color: Multicolor. Gender: Unisex. Age Group: Kids.
Hypnocube Animated LED Cube
Work is stressful. Even if you're lucky enough to have an awesome job like working at ThinkGeek, there are still those days that make you wanna pull out your hair. We can't just sock you out so you think you've been fishing all day. That's really not what we do. However, the good news is, we think this cube can help you. Try to relax. Relax every muscle in your body, from your toes to your fingertips. Relax your legs...
Crystal Garden Grow Your Own Wish Flower - I Love You - Pink
This gorgeous crystal garden makes a great gift for any occasion. Simply follow the easy to read instructions and within 24hours you will begin to see your crystal wish flower grow. Inside the cork lid sits a small LED light that changes colour, illuminating your crystal at night and creating a stunning display. The set includes everything you need to get your crystal growing; all you need is a wish!
Battery Thermokruzhkus Mug
Caffeine is our power source, whether it's from coffee or tea or BAWLS. What better way for us to visualize our batteries being charged than a mug with a battery that powers up when we fill it with our piping hot caffeinated libation of choice? This ceramic mug is classic black with a white outline of a battery on it. Pour in your hot liquid - anything over 96.8F (36C) - and watch the green cells within the battery light up. As your beverage cools (or is ingested) the battery will fade into emptiness, reminding you that you need a refill. Product Specifications Ceramic mug changes color when filled with hot coffee or tea Holds 10 ounces of your favorite hot beverage Watch the battery "light up" when your mug is hot Love your mug: hand-wash only. The extreme temperature of a dishwasher will destroy the color-changing parts of the mug.
Furry Adventure Slippers
What do being a furry adventurer and telecommuting have in common? Breakfast, that's what! You wake up, pour yourself a cup of coffee and start the day with something healthy, like maybe an egg & veggie scramble. You start your day like an eager beaver, but soon you're reading r/funny and obsessively reloading your Facebook feed. Time to relocate.... TO THE COFFEE SHOP! A new jolt of caffeine, and since it looked so tempting, maybe a bear claw. Or a cake pop. Or both...
The Illumicube. This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show. The LEDs generate 4,096 different colors and they illuminate in unison or in succession with the same or contrasting colors, creating a continuous cycle of visually captivating light patterns. All 64 LEDs may emit a vibrant crimson hue and then slowly fade to magenta, each row may illuminate in succession to create waves of rolling light, or the LEDs may light-up one at a time to produce a flaring, twirling light streak. The LEDs last up to 100,000 hours. Plugs into AC. 6-1/2" H x 5" W x 5" D. (1 lb.)
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
"When we first looked at this product, we weren't terribly interested. ""Glow in the dark TP?"" we said, arching an eyebrow. ""Why on earth would anyone want glow in the dark TP?"" Then the summer thunderstorms rolled in and we lost power. Sure, we could use our flashlight apps to get to the toilet, but... well, we won't go into details. You probably already filled in the rest of that soggy, sad tale yourself. This roll of Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper is great for a multitude of things, including: Power outages Not waking sleeping spouses by turning on lights Camping Safe Halloween costume for the young mummy in your life A gift for the person who has everything Seriously, the more we thought about it, the more we realized that Glow in the Dark TP was a great idea. And we just know you'll come up with more creative ways to use it and send in your Action Shots. (Just um, don't send us any of those action shots. You know the ones.) Product Features One roll of glow in the dark toilet paper Fits on all standard toilet paper holders Yes, you really can use it for toilet paper Great for camping trips or Halloween, too!"
The Closer You Get, The Slower Ill Drive Bumper Sticker
Send the message loud and clear, quot;Don't tailgate mequot; But since yelling won't help, let your bumper do the talking. Funny Sticker Bumper Tell the world how you feel Our bumper stickers are perfect for expressing yourself while cruising down the highway or just for posting on the wall. Size: 10 x 3. Available in Opaque white or Transparent clear. Printed on 4mil vinyl using water and UV resistant inks - means no fading in the sun or bleeding in the rain..
Soft Kitty Mug
"Sheldon: Did you offer him a hot beverage? Leonard: No. Sheldon: Leonard, social protocol states when a friend is upset, you offer them a hot beverage, such as tea. Howard: Tea does sound nice. Sheldon: You heard the man, Leonard. And while you’re at it, I’m upset that we have an unannounced houseguest, so make me cocoa. Upset people require hot beverages and nothing is more upsetting than being sick. There is science you could be doing, but instead you're stuck in bed coating tissue after tissue with mucus and germs. Your fever is so high that you can barely remember your name, nevermind the brilliant idea you were going to write about in your next paper. Oh dear. Perhaps it's time to have your favorite roommate bring you a hot beverage in your Soft Kitty Mug. Product Specifications Soft kitty mug is perfect for coffee, tea, or cocoa Holds 12 ounces of your favorite soothing hot beverage Love your Soft Kitty Mug: Hand wash for longest artwork life Dimensions: 3.75"" x 3"""
Solar Mosaic Mood Lighting
By day, the solar panel on the lid gathers energy. At night, the LED inside switches on and the jar glows in cool blue tones. Hand-blown glass jar features an iridescent mosaic pattern that's beautiful reflecting daylight or lit from within. Picture multiples in your garden or porch-spectacular. Takes 1 AAA battery (included); provides up to 7 hours of light when charged. About 5" diameter, 4-1/4" high. Solar Mosaic Mood Lighting
Flying Alarm Clock
It's not that we've gotten lazy as a species, far from it! We're more productive now than we've ever been, but with more and more work to do, we have to create time by cutting down on late night raids on Molten Core, ordering fast-food, talking on the phone while driving… The only time we have left is spent sleeping. Now you have to stay up late and get up early in an effort to get more done. Waking up after a pitiful five hours of sleep has its own challenges, though. At ThinkGeek, we're always looking for new ways to haul your lazy butt out of bed. Normal alarm clocks wake you up with loud noises to jar you into wakefulness, however we've become accustomed to the snooze-bar… Now, it's become muscular instinct to flail your hands roughly in the direction of the noise, and smack! Nine more minutes of blissful unconsciousness. No more. The Flying Alarm Clock wakes you up with a loud shrieking alarm coupled with a little propeller-driven key that leaps off your nightstand. To turn off the horrible racket, you have to get out of bed and retrieve the key. The propeller flies the key high into the air and off into some dusty corner. You have to force your sleep addled brain into wakefulness, move your stiff legs and retrieve the key before the alarm goes off. By the time you've done so, you're awake enough at least to go make a pot of coffee.
Zombie Identification Chart T-Shirt - Silver, S
In case of zombie apocalypse, the most important thing is to know what you're working with. Identify your tools and figure out what type of undead you're up against. You might be prepared to tear a zombie in half with a machine gun. Effective against a 28 Days Later zombie. Not so effective for a Romero zombie...
Ultimate 5-in-1 Geek Pen
Sometimes a gadget passes our desks that makes even the most cynical simian here giggle with delight. The Ultimate 5-in-1 Geek Pen is such a gadget. Why? Because there is a simple formula that says gadget enjoyment increases in direct proportion with the number of things said gadget has crammed in it. In simple terms: the more it do, the more we like it. And this Geek Pen does it all. This high tech gadget has enough bells and whistles to make most geeks drool...
Static Electricity Eliminator
As you travel throughout your day, electrons are shifting all over your body. Sometimes, like when you pull your sweater off or slide out of your car, an excess of electrons attach themselves to your body (you are actually tearing them off of the other substance). When you next touch a piece of positively charged material (your car door, your computer, or perhaps a coworker), the electrons rush from you to the positive charge. The result: a static shock. Static shocks are fun, but only if you are zapping others. They can be painful and also quite destructive; once a static charge fries your laptop, you'll know what we mean. So we offer a very easy way to help painlessly get rid of unwanted electrons. Attach the Static Electricity Eliminator (SEE, for short) to your keyring, and you'll always have it with you. If you think you are "charged," simply hold the SEE (making sure you're touching the metal keychain part) and touch the rubber tip to a grounded object (a metal desk leg, your car door, a metal peg leg, etc). You will see a little face flash on the SEE's screen, and you'll know you are static free. It's that simple. And with no batteries to worry about (because you are providing the electricity), you'll be able to use your SEE for years to come. So shout with us, "I defy thee, oh daemon of static!" Come on, we said SHOUT! Dimensions: approx. 2.2" long
Mechanical Kitty Coin Bank
Kittehs, they're devious. They have been plotting ways to get a cheezburger and since stealing one at the 4th of July party didn't work, they've come up with a new plan. Kittehs know geeks have money. They also know geeks love kittehs, especially kittehs that pop out of boxes. (The YouTubes, they've been studying them!) Thus goes the Kitteh Gets Cheezburger Master Plan. Kitteh will hide in a box. When dumb hooman puts a coin on the fishy food bowl on top of the box, kitteh will pop out, snatch coin, go back into box, meow cute-liek, count money silently. As hooman cannot resist the feedback, hooman will put coin after coin on the food bowl to watch the kitteh pop out and snatch it. Eventually, enough coin for cheezburger will be achieved. Win! Product Features Adorable mechanical kitty coin bank Put the coin in kitty's food bowl and it'll pop out of the box to steal it Kitty meows to thank you after it's stolen your money Dimensions: 11.5cm (H) x 12cm (W) x 10cm (D) Requires 2 AA batteries (not included) This is not a Japanese version as shown in the video below. The images are correct. Unless you are lucky enough to get some of the old stock with the Japanese version.
Batman Money Clip
It's a pity that Bruce Wayne couldn't use this money clip. At least not while he's being a billionaire playboy. Then again, we figure that he probably doesn't carry large wads of green. On the other hand, Batman isn't exactly swinging the Batmobile through the drive-thru at his favorite burger joint either. So it's up to you to fly your Bat flag high with this super sweet Batman Money Clip. It's a tiny batarang that folds protectively over your precious money, keeping it from flying away...
Kirks Folly Choice of Cheshire Cat Pin
You're never fully dressed without a smile--so pin this cheeky chap to your jacket, sweater, or bag before you step out the door! The Cheshire cat is pleased as punch with himself--and why shouldn't he be? He's beautifully crafted in your choice of colorful epoxy enamel. From Kirks Folly.Blue, Purple, or Green.
Sharp-End Noisy Animal Pencil Sharpeners
Well, what to say about the Sharp-End...um... Well, its a cat shaped pencil sharpener that lets out a 'meow' when you put a pencil up its bum. Well wouldn't you? The Sharp-End comes in two colours, black and white and is packaged in a clear acetate box. It also comes complete with a litter tray to collect the shavings in - so unlike the real thing, leaves no mess. The Sharp-End is one of those rare things that both cat lovers and cat haters will enjoy in equal measures.
DC Comics Mimobot Thumb Drives
"You have precious data to protect. Do you choose a hero or a villain? Here's a prime example of your decision: If you admire Batman's moral code, give your precious files to him. Just remember that he won't kill anyone to protect them. If, on the other hand, you'd like someone more conniving to watch your stuff, The Joker's ready to help. Each of these DC Comics thumb drives has 8 GB of storage. Will you choose Good... or Evil? Product Specifications 8GB thumb drives for fans of DC Comics Choose: Batman, The Joker, The Flash, Superman, or The Dark Knight Comes preloaded with extras: desktop wallpaper, icons, and more Hi-speed USB 2.0 Mac/PC compatible Dimensions: 2.5"" tall x 1"" wide"
Star Trek: TNG Enterprise Keychain
Possibly one of our absolute favorite episodes of TNG is Darmok, where Picard is trapped on a planet where the Universal Translator is of little help because everyone speaks in metaphor. Of course, this would be fine if both parties were human, but since the Tamarians have their own history and culture, it's a bit like a WoW junkie trying to explain the importance of hugging the wall to a die-hard sportsball fan that can barely check his email. But back to TNG! We're still suckers for a TV marathon of TNG and lately, we're loving cooperative games like Artemis Bridge Simulator and Spaceteam. (If you haven't tried them, do it!) Carry a bit of the Federation with you at all times when you hang your keys on the NCC-1701-D. This screen-accurate replica is made from a sturdy zinc-steel alloy with a pewter finish and will keep you safe from the Borg... we hope. Product Specifications Carry the Federation flagship in your pocket Tows your keys so you don't have to Officially licensed Star Trek collectible Screen accurate replica of the Enterprise NCC-1701-D Materials: Zinc-steel alloy with pewter finish
Loading... Please Wait
"No matter how fast your connection is, there's always something you need that's bigger than your pipe. And you're stuck with a loading icon. Or worse yet, an interminable slideshow of the special features of the product you're attempting to download, built solely to taunt you into wishing you could be using it instead of watching the slideshow. And then (finally) whatever it is you were waiting for, your personal digital holy grail, is loaded. Loaded. Loaded! Which is exactly what you will be if you take the advice of our shirt. ""Loading... please wait"" expresses the frustration that humans can't go from zero to inebriated in a picosecond. And if you're wondering, the 26% in the middle of this black, 100% cotton shirt is how much of *you* is loaded, not the beer. That's why there's a lot more beer to drink. You should probably do something about that. You don't want folks to wait around, twiddling their thumbs, while they wait for you to finish loading, now, do you?"
Dr Who New Tardis USB Hub
Why not make your computer hardware operate out of this world by running them off this 4-port USB hub station? Comes complete with flashing light and TARDIS sound.
Dr Who 3D Moulded Tardis Mug & Lid-Doctor Who Series Fan
If he loves Dr Who he will adore this fantastic replica mug! The outside of this brilliant Tardis Mug is moulded which contributes to a highly realistic replica of the time traveling original. The lid fits snugly on top to help keep your drink warm and the attention to detail of the exterior is sure to make this an eye catching ornament when not in use. This mug is bound to draw attention from others and he will love showing off this fabulous mug to anyone who will listen! The Dr Who Tardis Mug makes an ideal gift for any Dr Who fan, whether for drinking hot drinks or as a quirky addition to the home or workplace. Features exquisitely moulded replica of the Time Lord's Tardis High attention to detail Included lid adds authenticity to the replica and keeps your drink warm. Please note this product is not dishwasher or microwave safe.
Alessi - Big Love Bowl & Spoon - Fuchsia
This Alessi Big Love Bowl & Spoon Set is perfect for two people to share a bowl of ice cream. Set composes of one ice cream bowl in 18/10 stainless steel and thermoplastic resin, and one ice cream spoon in 18/10 stainless steel. This Big Love bowl & spoon set is available in three colours, green, fuchsia and pink. A brilliant gift idea for a couple, this Alessi set will make a fun and unusual wedding present. Key features: * Set includes: ice cream bowl & large spoon * Material: 18/10 stainless steel & thermoplastic resin * Dimensions: H15xD12cm * Capacity: 25cl * Mirror polished * Available in blue, fuchsia & green * Stylishly packaged in an Alessi branded box
Treatball Automatic Hand Sensor - Large (Red)
Now this is a 21st century sweet devouring device that anyone can enjoy! If you like that retro look in your home enjoy faff free gadgets and like a handful of treats every now and then then this automatic hand sensor Treatball should be right up your street! Fill the treatball with your favourite sweat or savoury snacks place in a handy location and simply place your hand underneath the dispenser to release your treats! No twists no slots no switches...just a treatball that keeps things simple. Depending on how much you would like to gobble down each time there are three settings to choose from to suit you goody fixing needs. Small handful large handful...or a bowl full. We like the idea of the bowl full but how big is your fix? - J.D. Features: Motion sensor dispenser 3 dispense settings Refillable and easy to take apart for cleaning Requires 4 x AA batteries - not included Treats not included Boxed dimensions: 23 x 23 x 31cm Weight: 1.6kg
Electronic Firefly in a Jar
"It is a warm summer's night and the sun has just crept down below the horizon, finally going to sleep. But the world is still ablaze with light, as stars twinkle overhead. And on the ground, a different kind of magic appears. Golden flecks of light flash and float around. Fairies? Maybe some of them, but most are fireflies. Catching them in jars is mean, as they don't last long. Time to bring the magic of fireflies into your home (without inviting the Firefly Grim Reaper) with an Electronic Firefly in a Jar. Each Electronic Firefly in a Jar is loaded with magic. Tap the jar and your firefly will flutter around. Sometimes flashing when it flies, sometimes landing first and then flickering. It looks so real, especially in dim light. And guess what? You can even use your Electronic Firefly in a Jar as a real firefly collector. Just plop one on the ground outside at dusk and watch what happens. We're pretty sure you'll see the same thing we did: real fireflies coming to talk to your Electronic Firefly in a Jar. Ok, it's really probably to mate, but ""talk"" just sounds more family friendly. Note: Cats are insanely attracted to this toy. To ensure the safety of your four-legged friends, please ensure this glass jar is in a location where they can't knock it around and break it. Or, the cat is in another jar. Just sayin'. Electronic Firefly in a Jar The firefly in the jar flies around and even flashes his/her butt-light - just like a real firefly. Responds to taps on the jar and sound. The classic childhood memory, but without the sadness of death. One firefly per jar - fireflies cannot be combined into one jar. Batteries: 3 AAA (included). Dimensions: approx: 6.75"" x 3.5"" x 3.5""."
Big Love Ice Cream Bowl with Spoon by Alessi
Who says you can't have ice cream for breakfast? As part of the Sweet Breakfast collection, the Alessi Big Love Ice Cream Bowl with Spoon is a witty mix of elegance and youth, combining shiny steel with bright colors and a heart-shaped spoon. It also features a removable inner bowl for easy cleanup. Alessi, known as the Italian design factory, has manufactured household products since 1921. The stylish and fun items offered are the result of contemporary partnerships with some of the world's best designers of unique and modern home accessories.
Bicycle Steampunk Playing Cards
At the edge of industry, therein lies Steampunk. Ripped from the pages of science fiction, the gears are turning, the steam is pumping, and the playing cards were finally born. It wasnt easy. Opening the box, you will discover 52 pieces of machinery. The depth of the playing cards is fittingly unreal. So unreal, it beckons you to stare at its seemingly infinite array of detail. Designed by Alex Beltechi and constructed of 12 million 3D polygons. The Jokers are morphed into jet turbines of steel. The Ace of Spades is a window of opportunity to witness the gears of intricate beauty and complexity. Own a piece of science fiction. Where vintage industry meets reality.
It's an instant celebration! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Its incredible! It's inedible! Inflatable Cupcake! Each 4 1/4-inches tall, vinyl cupcake is the brightest, happiest inflatable dessert money can buy. Comes deflated in a 3-inches round x 2-inches tall illustrated tin. Shrink wrapped. Order yours today!
Stan got splatted protecting your table top from tea and coffee stains!
Doomed Crystal Skull Shotglass
The life of an average skull is pretty straightforward. First, you're inhabited by the brains of your human, then you're either burned or buried and inhabited by... well, let's not think about that. If you're very lucky, you may end up on stage for a production of Hamlet. If you're very unlucky, you get inhabited by a spirit of intellect under the control of an evil necromancer...
Geeky Wrapping Paper
After years of toiling and desperation, our engineers at ThinkGeek GiftLabs have finally invented something so unique and innovative, it perplexes even the brightest minds as to how global society might be impacted. We'll explain it to you but if your brain explodes, we warned you. You see, we have taken the flesh of a tree, mixed it up with some water and other patented goos. Then we took both some organic and inorganic pigments and dissolved them into a solvent...
Portal 2 Underground Poster Kit
Portal 2 reinforced something we’ve known for a long time. To dig into history,one must go underground. Look at the the traditional room known as the Man Cave. Where is it? In the basement - underground! What do we do in a man cave? We grab our video game controllers and shoot at the bad guys in a historical war or we roll dice and pretend to fight dragons in a time long, long ago. It’s all making sense. And Cave Johnson - oh, you didn’t realize how apropos his name is? - had his lair underground at Aperture Science. Decorate your man (or grrl!) cave to look like the older incarnation of Aperture with this set of four posters. The Portal 2 Underground Poster Kit includes one of each of the following posters: 1940s Aperture Signs, 1980s Boss Robot, 1980s Four Office, and 1870s Mannequin. Now get back to work on that combustible lemon! Product Specifications Set of four posters from the video game Portal 2 Hang them up anywhere you need more SCIENCE Includes: 1980s Boss Robot (18” x 24”) 1940s Aperture Signs (24” x 36”) 1970s Mannequin (18” x 24”) 1980s Four Office (18” x 24”)
Animated Gears Card Deck
"Whether you already have a seat aboard the airship or whether you are boarding it might flight after a jaunt on your jetpack, one thing is certain: the trip will take some time. And for any trip, you need entertainment. The easiest thing to do is to carry a deck of cards with you. But not any boring deck, fellow aeronauts; you need something as top shelf as your top hat or as fascinating as your fascinator. You need a Animated Gears Card Deck. Lovingly de-saturated, the Animated Gears Card Deck has a back with gears and chains on it. And here's the magic: put the cards in new-deck order, and the gears and chains will move when you flip them. And the pattern is 13 cards long, so technically, the backs are also marked! The Animated Gears Card Deck is perfect to earn some respect in your tastes, some awe for the moving gears, and some quick money for the flight home. Animated Gears Card Deck Lovely, de-saturated deck of cards with gears and chains on the back - with a secret! The secret is, when you put the deck in new-deck order and flip it like a flipbook, the gears and chains move! Are they more steampunk or dieselpunk? We couldn't decide. They're kinda both. The animated pattern is 13 cards long, so you can actually tell the value (not the suit) from the back, making this a super-inexpensive marked deck. Printed on high-quality Bee stock with premium finish by the US Playing Card Company (makers of Bicycle, etc.) Dimensions: 2.5"" x 3.5"""
10 1 Hose Mini Pumpkin Hookah Green w/ Case
The 10in 1 Hose Mini Pumpkin Hookah is a great little hookah that comes with a case, tongs, hose, and bowl. Actual product may vary slightly from picture, please read description carefully.
Starving Piggy Bank
Star Theatre Planetarium
Seeing stars? You will be once you power up this amazing little gizmo as it projects staggeringly realistic night skies on to walls and ceilings. Utterly mesmerising!
Funko A Nightmare On Elm Street Pop! Movies Freddy Krueger Vinyl Figure
Showcased in a displayable window box, this highly-stylized collectible Pop! vinyl figure of Freddy Krueger, the dream-stalking clawed killer from A Nightmare On Elm Street , is beautifully detailed.
Magnet Powered Spinning Top
At the inception of this product description, let's begin by saying we won't reference any movies. No movies with totems or tops or that guy from Critters 3. This has absolutely nothing to do with any of that. It's just a top that, once spun, will continue to spin for about a week. It uses magnets, and that's why we call it the Magnet Powered Spinning Top! Science-wise, it's actually pretty cool what's going on with the Magnet Powered Spinning Top...
Infectious Disease Balls - Smallpox (green) by ThinkGeek
IMPORTANT!!! Inside each ball is liquid latex which makes the magic happen when you squeeze it. Be careful you don't pierce the ball with your fingernails or any other sharp object lest you be left with a puddle of neon colored goo. Gotcha? People deal with stress in different ways. Some of us prefer shouting curse words. Others go out for a smoke. Still others head to the kitchen for a snack. All of these are bad habits, of course. We have a solution for the stress eaters of the world... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
The Laserpod is one of the most innovative lighting products to hit the scene since peace, love, and understanding were the only things to strive for. These days there are more interesting things to strive for. For example every self-respecting geek realizes life would be empty without interacting with the latest and greatest gadgets, gizmos and doodads. Enter the Laserpod, it's a veritable cornucopia of techno-appeal. This desktop sized device splits three electronic lasers and three high-intensity blue and ultraviolet LEDs, then throws them into a hand-cut faceted crystal to create some of the most unique and memorable mood lighting you'll ever witness. By default the Laserpod will cast it's mesmerizing and organic lighting display up to your ceiling and around your room. This is our favorite Laserpod mode. The changing patterns , colors and textures that are projected are simultaneously alien and soothing. Not alien in the Space-Marine eating variety, alien in the otherwordly moonscape variety. You can also use the included diffusers to subdue the projected effects and create a more intimate setting contained within the Laserpod itself. You can even interact with Laserpod by placing on top anything optical. Glass, crystal or clear plastics will produce the most profoundly beautiful effects that will continually evolve in time. For the best Laserpod experience, the device should be activated in complete darkness when the subtler, more meditative and organic beams will be seen - these are quite extraordinary and are unique to Laserpod. The Laserpod is a patented invention of the innovative UK light artist Chris Levine, whose varied and ground breaking work in light has ranged from light sculptures for the band Massive Attack and some of the leading edge fashion designers, to an historic hologram portrait of the Queen of England. His work is about the experience of seeing and the living power of light, an ethos that is distilled into Laserpod. Sound too wish washy for you? Believe us, the Laserpod belongs in Science Fiction decor.
Zombie Family Car Decals
"In the zombie apocalypse, family means everything. It's not limited to blood relations, either. If you're trusting someone to watch your back and keep the walkers from eating you, they're family. If someone trusts you to double-tap them after they've been bitten, they're family. Show your pride in your family with these Zombie Family Car Decals. They're black and white and red all over and include the whole gang: Mom, Dad, Daughter, Son, Baby, Dog, Cat, and Fish. We're not sure who is lugging their goldfish tank around during the zombie apocalypse, but who are we to judge? Maybe it's a talking goldfish like Klaus from American Dad. Product Specifications Stick on decals to make a zombie family on your car Black, white, and red stickers Includes: Mom, Dad, Daughter, Son, Baby, Dog, Cat, Fish Sizes from 1.25"" (fish) to 5.5"" (Dad)"
USB Squirming Tentacle by ThinkGeek
Back in the day, the coolest thing ever was the USB Humping Dog. What did it do? You stuck it in your USB port and it... well, it humped your computer, much like an amorous male dog is wont to do. We're beyond such juvenile humor (on most days), but we wanted a fun toy to use at the office. Show your love for Cthulhu (or just octopuses or kraken) with the USB Squirming Tentacle. Simply plug it into your USB port and it will fill your computer with unspeakable evils... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Skeleton Hand Glass Flute
ACCOUTREMENTS BANDAGE - BACON
"Ouch! That Smarts! Treat Your Minor Cuts Scrapes And Scratches With The Incredible Healing Power Of A Designer Bandage. Each Comes In A 3-3/4"" Tall Metal Pocket Tin And Contains A Small Plastic Trinket To Help Make Even The Ouchiest Owies Feel All Better In No Time. The 3"" X 1"" Bacon Strips Are Cut To Look Like Small Slabs Of Bacon. Fifteen Per Tin."
Laser Stars Projector
"Caution: This product is more amazing in real life than on a two dimensional website As you should well know here at ThinkGeek we are constantly striving to find tools for you, our loyal customers, to aid in your quest for World Domination. But we also want to encourage you to come up with schemes to conquer the entire Universe (and any parallel universes you might stumble across while conquering this one). And to properly conquer the known Universe, you'll need a a nice reliable star map. The Laser Stars Projector is not that map, but it sure does seem like one. And the second most important thing a Universe conqueror might do besides conquering Universes is seeming to conquer Universes. Keeps you buttered up for the real thing. Ok, carrying on then... When you turn off your lights and turn this unit on - trust us - you will be bamboozled with star rapture. That's the only way we can describe it. Everybody who has seen the Laser Stars Projector in action at the ThinkGeek headquarters has at least one 'Oh My Gods, that's Frakking brilliant!' moment. But ThinkGeek, what IS the Laser Stars Projector really? It's a unit about 10inches tall that projects a combination of green laser stars and blue (slightly ultraviolet-ish blue) clouds onto your ceiling, walls, pets, etc. Both the clouds and the stars are constantly moving and morphing, just like a proper Universe should. And there are literally thousands of green laser stars to look at. There are two ways you can adjust your Laser Stars Projector, first you can pivot the projector itself 180 degrees horizontally around the base so that you can control *where* it is projecting in your room. It can literally fill up an entire ceiling and portions of several walls at once. And the other thing you can adjust is the intensity of the blue gaseous clouds, from zero to full intensity. ThinkGeek, I'm a techie. How does it really work? The Laser Stars Projector utilizes a state of the art Diode Pumped, Solid State (DPSS) green laser combined with custom developed multiphase diffractive holographic optics, super luminous diodes and precision motors to produce the laser stars effect. The coherent light produced by the DPSS laser passes through a passive diffractive holographic optical element, which in turn passes through a circular periodicity electromechanical wheel, which is driven by a precision motor to create the soothing motion of the star field. So there. Hurry, get one before your friends do. Then plug it in, turn it on, and tune out... Features: Uses Green Laser and Holographic technology 2 built-in precision glass lenses Creates thousands of stars with or without blue cloud formations Ac Adapter Included (US Only - 120V) Unit Dimensions: 10"" tall x 9"" wide x 7"" deep Please note: It's difficult to portray what the Laser Stars Projector projects here in images because it works best in the dark. The images tend to mute the green stars and exaggerate the blue clouds a bit. But we've tried our b..."