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Animated Gears Card Deck
$7.99 $4.99
Animated Gears Card Deck
"Whether you already have a seat aboard the airship or whether you are boarding it might flight after a jaunt on your jetpack, one thing is certain: the trip will take some time. And for any trip, you need entertainment. The easiest thing to do is to carry a deck of cards with you. But not any boring deck, fellow aeronauts; you need something as top shelf as your top hat or as fascinating as your fascinator. You need a Animated Gears Card Deck. Lovingly de-saturated, the Animated Gears Card Deck has a back with gears and chains on it. And here's the magic: put the cards in new-deck order, and the gears and chains will move when you flip them. And the pattern is 13 cards long, so technically, the backs are also marked! The Animated Gears Card Deck is perfect to earn some respect in your tastes, some awe for the moving gears, and some quick money for the flight home. Animated Gears Card Deck Lovely, de-saturated deck of cards with gears and chains on the back - with a secret! The secret is, when you put the deck in new-deck order and flip it like a flipbook, the gears and chains move! Are they more steampunk or dieselpunk? We couldn't decide. They're kinda both. The animated pattern is 13 cards long, so you can actually tell the value (not the suit) from the back, making this a super-inexpensive marked deck. Printed on high-quality Bee stock with premium finish by the US Playing Card Company (makers of Bicycle, etc.) Dimensions: 2.5"" x 3.5"""
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DC Comics Caped Shot Glass
$14.99
DC Comics Caped Shot Glass
There is really nothing super about drinking excessively. You're probably having a ton of fun while it's happening. Everything is hilarious. Everyone has +5 to Sexterity. You're clearly a genius. But then the next morning rolls around and you wake up with your head pounding and your phone has a number in it labeled Future Spouse. But if you'd like to feel a little more super before the big crash the morning after, do so with a DC Comics Caped Shot Glass. Each shot glass is emblazoned with the emblem of your super of choice and has an adorable tiny cape strapped around it. Yes, we suppose you could use the cape to wipe your mouth after you take your shot, but is that what Batman would do? Product Specifications Shot glasses with tiny capes and the logos of favorite supers Officially licensed DC Comics collectable Cape is removable for washing Set of three: Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman Love your glass: Hand-wash for longest artwork life. Seriously, kids. Drinking isn't all it's cracked up to be. Be responsible.
ThinkGeek
Temporary Hand Tattoos
$5.99 $3.99
Temporary Hand Tattoos
"One of the things that always sucked about doing a puppet show was that your hands got all nasty and sweaty from being shoved up the backside of a stuffed creature for so long. Blech. And if you were anything like us (aka, crafty and somewhat devious, possibly deranged), you may have even ""puppetized"" some of your non-puppet stuffed animals using a pair of stolen scissors that you ran with back to your room. Those were the days, full of sweat and shears. But this is a new era, an era of non-sweaty puppeteering for you and your wee geek! These temporary hand tattoos apply safely and easily using just water. Center the eyeball at the side of your index knuckle and line the top and bottom lips with your index finger and thumb. Once the tattoo is applied, it will move with you! Just flap your fingers and start yapping away. For the more down-to-earth geeklings, we have the animal set, which contains the bird, shark, zebra, giraffe, cow, alligator, tiger and bumblebee. If your geekling is more whimsical (or maniacal), the monster set contains crazy creatures of all stripes and spots, waiting to to the bidding of their new master or mistress. Best of all, no sweaty hands! It's the perfect toy that your children can take with them wherever they go. Namely, outside!"
ThinkGeek
How to Draw Chiller Monsters, Werewolves, Vampires, and Zombies
$19.99
How to Draw Chiller Monsters, Werewolves, Vampires, and Zombies
From movies to comics to graphic novels, monsters and their ilk tap into the terror that lurks in the darkest regions of the human collective unconscious. Enduringly popular characters, from vampires to zombies, provide an exciting challenge and appeal to comics and animation artists. How to Draw Chiller Monsters, Werewolves, Vampires and Zombies features the artwork of comic-book artist and Hollywood monster designer Kerry Gammill,�Gene Colan�as well as Neal Adams, Jim Steranko, Jack Davis, Frank Frazetta, Basil Gogos, and Wally Wood.
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Sad Monsters (Original) (Paperback)
$13.00
Sad Monsters (Original) (Paperback)
An Emmy Award-winning writer for The Colbert Report follows in the (big) footsteps of Bigfoot: I Not Dead . Monsters have it tough. Besides being deeply misunderstood, they suffer from very real problems: Mummies have body image issues, Godzilla is going through an existential crisis, and creatures from the black lagoon face discrimination from creatures from the white lagoon. At heart, these monsters are human; after all, you are what you eat. Quirkily illustrated, Sad Monsters hilariously documents the trials and tribulations of all the undead creatures monster-mad readers have grown to love, from vampires and werewolves, to...
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Bundle Monster Mens Novelty Tuxedo Adjustable Neck Bowtie Bow Tie 5pc Set #5
$9.99
Bundle Monster Mens Novelty Tuxedo Adjustable Neck Bowtie Bow Tie 5pc Set #5
Made especially for the man who loves to look suave, polished or who has a sense-of-humor. This awesome deal gets you an assorted 5 piece pre-tied, handmade, adjustable bowtie set. This set comes in solid colors ONLY. You can expect to receive colors: Aqua/Black, Navy Blue/Black, Purple/Black, Orange/Black and Burgundy/Black. Each bowtie is fabricated from a polyester-cotton blend. Each bowtie is easy to wear and easy to adjust, just slide the neck band strap on to the plastic U-hook in the front. No one will see the U-hook as it will be hidden by the bow itself. You'll have a perfect looking bow everytime. These styles are perfect for any formal occassion, weddings, balls and parties and can be adjusted to fit young boys to adults. Each bowtie measures at: Approx. 6 cm x 11.5cm x 2cm (Length x Width x Height), the adjustable neck band: Approx. 9 to 16 3/4 . NOTE: Due to difference between monitor displays, actual color may vary slightly from image. We will not accept customer requests for colors/designs. Bundle Monster is a registered trademark of Remi Collections LLC and is exclusively distributed by Bundle Monster. Bundle Monster trademark is protected by Trademark Law.
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Monster Jam-opoly Game Ages 8 and up, 1 ea
$24.99
Monster Jam-opoly Game Ages 8 and up, 1 ea
FIRE THAT BAD BOY UP!!! Climb in and hold on tight for one heckuva game! It s all the fun of a traditional property trading game with some huge twists! Here s a quick idea of how to play...build your own Monster Jam fleet of monster trucks, buy toolboxes to upgrade your trucks and trade them in to build your dream garage and maximize your fleet s value! But, watch out for roadblocks to your championship...flat tires, oil and methanol refills or a false start! It s all fun and games until you re sent to Digger s Dungeon and out for 3 turns! You ll find the biggest and baddest monster trucks here...the monster truck titles have fun facts about your favorite drivers and the monster trucks! This game is loud and in your face fun...so choose your token, fire up your engine and wait for the green light! You may be getting three 10 s from the judge
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Bundle Monster Mens Tuxedo Mixed Designs Neck Bowtie Bow Tie 5pc Mixed Lot #7
$10.99
Bundle Monster Mens Tuxedo Mixed Designs Neck Bowtie Bow Tie 5pc Mixed Lot #7
Made especially for the man who loves to look suave, polished or who has a sense-of-humor. This awesome deal gets you an assorted 5 piece pre-tied, handmade, adjustable bowtie set. This set comes in colors/designs: Blue Plaid, Gray Swirls, Orange-Yellow/Black, Red/Black and Red Sticks. Each bowtie is fabricated from a polyester-cotton blend. Each bowtie is easy to wear and easy to adjust, just slide the neck band strap on to the plastic U-hook in the front. No one will see the U-hook as it will be hidden by the bow itself. You'll have a perfect looking bow everytime. These styles are perfect for any formal occassion, weddings, balls and parties and can be adjusted to fit young boys to adults. Each bowtie measures at: Approx. 6 cm x 11.5cm x 2cm (Length x Width x Height), the adjustable neck band: Approx. 9 to 16 3/4 . NOTE: Due to difference between monitor displays, actual color may vary slightly from image. We will not accept customer requests for colors/designs. Bundle Monster is a registered trademark of Remi Collections LLC and is exclusively distributed by Bundle Monster. Bundle Monster trademark is protected by Trademark Law.
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Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants - Tasty Herbs
$7.99 $4.99
Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants - Tasty Herbs
Real bombs are sad. Real bombs hurt. Real bombs are for making things break. Seed Bombs are happy. Seed Bombs heal. Seed Bombs are for making thing more beautiful. Seed Bombs are a simple way to add smiles to the face of the planet. We added a few more words to be more descriptive; we call them Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants, and you can learn more about them by reading the next chunk of words. Welcome to the next chunk of words...
ThinkGeek
Wyvern Pendant
$24.99 $12.99
Wyvern Pendant
"When we met with this jeweler back in February we said, ""We really like this earring. If it were only a bit bigger, it'd make a great pendant."" And our rep said, ""Oh! We used to make a pendant of it. Let me see if we still have the mold."" And voila. They dusted it off and brought it out of storage just for y'all. We're going to borrow from the 1619 description of the Borough of Leicester's crest to describe this fellow: A wyvern sans legs argent, wings expanded. (And while we're at it, we'll take a moment to be glad we're not vexillologists because we find heraldry quite vexing.) This wyvern, made from English pewter, is 1 3/4"" tall and 1 1/2"" wide. It comes on a 21"" black leather cord with an adjustable toggle closure. Weighs a little over half an ounce. To adjust the length of the black leather cord, get a pair of tweezers. Where the cord threads into the closure, first provide some slack by feeding the cord toward the toggle. Then, use the tweezers to pull the end of the cord past the toggle. Cut. Pull back a bit so that the end of the cord is flush against the closure. At this point, we might put a drop of glue there so it doesn't go anyplace, but you saw how hard it was to pull the cord past the toggle. It's not like it's going to be moving around on its own, so you're probably okay, but glue if you want to be super-safe about it never moving again. For our customers with nickel allergies: the dragon and toggle closure are made of English pewter, which is a mixture of tin, antimony, and copper. They are free of both lead and nickel."
ThinkGeek
Octopus Surprise Mug
$9.99 $7.99
Octopus Surprise Mug
"The octopus is a crafty creature. Search it out on the internets, and you will see octopi (or octopuses or octopodes - pick your favorite) changing color and shape (sometimes mimicking other animals) and even walking on land. But why, oh why, would you ever expect to find one hiding in your coffee? Well, because you have an Octopus Surprise Mug - that's why! Each Octopus Surprise Mug looks like a harmless mug made of gleaming white porcelain. But inside, lurks an octopus, waiting for your beverage level to drop. And then . . . IT WILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF!!!! Ok, it won't, but if you're not expecting it, it surely will startle you. But don't think of the octopus in the Octopus Surprise Mug as mean; think of him or her as waiting to congratulate you for drinking another cup of liquid. Eight arms clapping - just for you. Octopus Surprise Mug Simple looking, white, porcelain mug holds an octopus waiting to surprise unknowing drinkers. Great for scaring friends, and/or coworkers. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Holds approx. 2/3 cup of liquids (5.3 oz) with 0.5"" room at top (so we don't burn ourselves). Dimensions: 3.25"" tall."
ThinkGeek
Make Your Own Gum Kit
$14.99 $9.99
Make Your Own Gum Kit
How many times have you chewed a piece of gum? How many times have you wondered just how chewing gum is made? (And how many times have you wondered just how old that gum in that machine really was, anyway?) Now you can see the science behind your favorite chewy treat by making your very own chewing gum at home! The Make Your Own Gum kit includes everything you need to make your own gum on the stove or with a microwave. The kit's "secret" ingredient is chicle, the sap of the Sapodilla tree which grows in the rainforests of Central America. Inside the kit, you'll also find confectioner's sugar, corn syrup, natural peppermint and cherry flavors, a pan for softening the chicle gum base, instructions, and the story of chicle. Each kit can produce 50 pieces of freshly made chewing gum. Bullet Headline For Ages 8 years and Up Make your own chewing gum kit for kids (and adults!) Can be made with a stove or microwave Makes 50 pieces of gum Kit includes: Chicle gum base Confectioner's sugar Corn Syrup Natural peppermint & cherry flavors A pan for softening the chicle gum base Instructions The story of chicle This kit is made in the USA
ThinkGeek
USB Heated Blanket
$24.99
USB Heated Blanket
"There are very few things in the universe that are better when they are cold. Among these are Revenge, Balrog, and overclocked processors. Most other things suck when they're cold - most notably you! That chill you get can't be warmed adequately with sweaters, stiff drinks or warm intentions! You need direct application of heat! If you work in an office environment, you've probably encountered the dreaded office-manager - that jerk that tells you it's ""against policy"" to have space heaters in your cube, but won't do anything to raise the temperature in the office. What does he think you're going to do, burn the whole building down? How do you keep from shivering to death? What you need is an electric blanket that won't draw the ire of that office-manager jerk. Hey, your computer spits out power out of those USB ports! Why not use them? Plug in our USB Heated Lap-Blanket to two spare USB ports, and spread it out on your lap. Suddenly, it's like Ebenezer put another lump of coal on the fire! Is it a Christmas miracle? Perhaps. All you know is you're toasty warm, and you didn't have to set the building on fire to do it!"
ThinkGeek
$19.95
"Red Lotus ""Water of Wealth Dragon"" Goldtone 6-5/8"" Hinged Bracelet"
"Red Lotus ""Water of Wealth Dragon"" Goldtone Hinged Bracelet Forge ahead. Feng shui's very own ""power serpent,"" the golden dragon popularly symbolizes potent success energy. With its double-headed design, this piece takes the concept further and represents strength in a woman's life and career. Design Information Bracelet has pair of metalwork dragon-design heads that appear to bite jet-color acrylic O-ring Dragon heads have flush-set, Siam red-color eyes Dragon necks form bracelet's sides, and have gray enamel over scale-design metalwork Red Lotus ""Water of Wealth Dragon"" Goldtone Hinged Bracelet Details Measurements: Approx. 6-5/8""L x 1""W Metal Color: Goldtone Finish: Polished Additional Features: Hinged Country of Origin: China Packaging: Boxed Warranty: Manufacturer's lifetime limited"
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Murano by Manuela Lavender Rose Glass Ring
$17.98
Murano by Manuela Lavender Rose Glass Ring
"Murano by Manuela Lavender Rose Glass Ring Blooming big and bold, this beautiful rose ring showcases vibrant color and panache. At work or play, it's the ideal signature accent for the woman who likes livin' large. Design Information Solid glass ring in rose shape Pink/purple color Tapered shank ""Murano Glass"" stamped on shank base Murano by Manuela Lavender Rose Glass Ring Details Size Choices: 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 or 12 Measurements: Approx. 1-3/16""L x 1-3/13""W x 9/16""W; shank 5/16""W Additional Features: No metal components Country of Origin: Italy Packaging: Boxed Notes"
HSN.com - Home Shopping Network
Krypt Jigsaw Puzzle
$19.99 $12.99
Krypt Jigsaw Puzzle
"After a long day at work or school, sometimes you want to engage your brain in something that doesn't involve words or numbers or talking to other human beings. You want to put your hands on something and do some creating. Puzzles are a great challenge since they engage our brains and keep us thinking without frying our already frazzled nerves. You gotta love that. Ravensburger makes some mighty fine puzzles, and the Krypt is no exception. Extra thick cardboard combined with fine, linen-structured paper gives this sturdy puzzle a glare-free finish. Since Ravensburger crafts their cutting tools by hand, the pieces will interlock perfectly, leaving you no doubt that you've chosen the right piece for the job. This puzzle is 654 totally unique pieces and is completely silver, so good luck trying to complete it! It's a doozy. Product Specifications For Ages 12 and Up Totally blank puzzle with round center and square edges for a brain-busting challenge 654 totally unique pieces - no two pieces are alike! Made by Ravensburger, the world's greatest puzzle brand Extra thick cardboard combined with fine, linen-structured paper for a glare-free finish Cutting tools are crafted by hand to guarantee a perfect interlocking fit Completed puzzle dimensions: 38.75"" x 15"""
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Moldable Magic Chocolate Kits
$14.99 $8.99
Moldable Magic Chocolate Kits
"We love playing with our food, but up until recently playing with chocolate was . . . problematic. The only way to get chocolate to bend was to melt it and let it dry in a bendy mold. Sure, we could attempt to chip away at a giant block of chocolate, but our warm hands would eventually ruin everything. And then we found these Moldable Magic Chocolate Kits. Magic Chocolate is edible wonder. A patent protected process makes chocolate that is set, but still flexible. It's just like a modeling clay, except it's Belgian chocolate! It's a delicious and fun product that you can use to make all sorts of sculptures without any sticky mess. And there are two different Moldable Magic Chocolate Kits. The Model Making Kit is just like a bunch of clay, and the Picture Making Kit lets you make a chocolate bar with your own artwork! Parents, these kits are awesome birthday party activities for your wee geek and their friends. It's also fun for grown-ups, so be sure to get some for yourself. Moldable Magic Chocolate Kits - art you can shove in your face hole. For nutrition information, click here. Moldable Magic Chocolate Kits For Ages 4 and Up Flexible chocolate that you can use like modeling clay. Patent protected method lets chocolate set while remaining flexible. Delicious and fun! Make stuff, then stuff it in your mouth. 100% Belgian chocolate. Gluten free - no artificial colors or flavors. Kit Info: Model Making Kit Includes: 1.7oz Milk Chocolate, 1.2oz White Chocolate, 0.5oz Dark Chocolate, anti-bacterial hand wipe, idea guide Makes 4-5 ""treat sized"" models. Picture Making Kit 2.8oz Milk Chocolate, 2.8oz White Chocolate, 2.8oz Dark Chocolate, 1 activity tray, 1 gift wrapper, picture instruction guide. Melt in hot water and draw your own chocolate bar design. Makes 1 chocolate bar."
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Chocolate Ammo
$9.99
Chocolate Ammo
"We had the strangest dream the other night. (What, your job doesn't have group nap time with shared dreams?) Everyone at ThinkGeek had turned into zombies and we were shambling around Northern Virginia in search of brains to eat. Just as we were nearing George Mason University, this group of delicious brains turned the corner and faced us with guns in hand. Shots were fired. A warmth filled our bellies but it was not our undead blood oozing out. It was chocolate. The smell of cocoa and cream filled the air as we transformed into chocolate zombies. The last thing we remembered was the survivors descending on us, eating our delicious chocolate brains. If you've ever wanted to turn zombies into chocolate, you can do so with these delicious Chocolate Bullets. Each ammo tin contains 20 rounds of .50 caliber milk chocolate bullets. No responsible gun owner has allowed us to try to load 'em up and fire them to see if they really turn zombies into candy, but we figure that when the zombies are knocking down our door, they'll be more amenable to such things. Product Specifications Delicious milk chocolate bullets look like the real deal 20 rounds of .50 caliber milk chocolate bullets May or may not turn zombies into chocolate edible zombies Delivered in a reusable, lockable, and stackable mini ammo tin Dimensions (tin): 5"" x 3.5"" x 3.5"""
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$25.00 Gift Certificate @ Buffalo Wild Wings
$25.00 $10.00
$25.00 Gift Certificate @ Buffalo Wild Wings
Buffalo Wild Wings Grill & Bar® is one of the Top 10 Fastest-Growing Restaurant Chains in the country, and our concept is more than just a NY-style wing joint with 14 signature sauces. We are also a sports bar, complete with a full menu featuring everything from salads to appetizers to burgers, and a variety of specialty items. All served in a relaxed, comfortable atmosphere where people like to hang out with friends, play trivia on our Buzztime® Trivia system and watch their favorite games on one of our many big-screen TVs. At Buffalo Wild Wings Grill & Bar, or B-Dubs® as we are commonly referred to, you can always feel comfortable pulling some tables together with your friends and staying as long as you like. We are a fun, edgy, high-energy and easygoing restaurant - much like the personalities of our guests. Check us out on facebook at: www.facebook.com/people/Buffalo-Wild-Wings-Culpeper/100000172130944763 Nalles Mill Road, Culpeper, VA, 22701, 5408271180, Amex, Cash, Discover, Mastercard, Visa, Bar Scene, Family / Children, Live Music, Outdoor Dining, Sports Bar, Casual, Inexpensive, Beer, Full Bar, Wines, American, TV, Wi-fi, 38.479897, -77.977212, ALL, Dinner, Happy Hour, Late Night, Lunch, Parking on Site, 54402, Not RequireMinimum Purchase of $35. Valid Mon-Fri. Valid for Food ONLY. Valid at this location only.
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Breaking Dawn Collector's Edition (The Twilight Saga) (Hardcover)
$21.00
Breaking Dawn Collector's Edition (The Twilight Saga) (Hardcover)
The fourth book in The Twilight Saga phenomenon is now available in a deluxe collector's edition! Featuring a ribbon bookmark, cloth cover, new chapter opener designs, and a beautiful protective slipcase, this edition is perfect for fans and collectors alike. In Breaking Dawn, to be irrevocably in love with a vampire is both fantasy and nightmare woven into a dangerously heightened reality for Bella Swan. Pulled in one direction by her intense passion for Edward Cullen, and in another by her profound connection to werewolf Jacob Black, a tumultuous year of temptation, loss, and strife have led her to the ultimate turning point....
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Llewellyn's Herbal Almanac 2012 (Paperback)
$10.99
Llewellyn's Herbal Almanac 2012 (Paperback)
Inside Llewellyn's Herbal Almanac , you'll find a colorful array of practical ideas on how to benefit from nature's most versatile plants. Spice up your favorite pasta dish with Presto Pesto. Restore health with an aromatic herbal soup. Even learn how to keep bees and make herbal honey.nbsp; This friendly herbal guide features hands-on projects, fresh ideas, and advice for herb enthusiasts of all skill levels. You'll be inspired by thirty creative articles on herb use in five unique categories-gardening, cooking, crafts, health/beauty, and myth/lore-on everything from quick meals to urban gardening to making herbal crafts.
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H2O Instant Water Candle Kit
$19.99
H2O Instant Water Candle Kit
"Two packs per order for even more candle-ness!! Candles have been used for hundreds of years to spread light where there was dark, not just because no one had invented electricity yet, but because they were so beautiful. And ever since about 10 minutes after the first candle was created, the first candle-lit romantic mood was created. But regular candles are boring. Time to play with some liquid density and cooking ingredients (also romantic) and put an H2O Instant Water Candle Kit or few to good use. Ok, so first you get a jar or vase or something (something glass with a wide mouth). Fill it 3/4 full of water, and mix in some coloring for . . . well, color. Drop in any other crap you want in the jar for to make it more beautiful. Add a centimeter layer of cooking oil on top of that water, and gently float a wick (which you already inserted into a floater) on the water. Then light it. It will burn off the cooking oil (since said oil will be floating on top of the water), and look gorgeous. By using some H2O Instant Water Candle Kits, you will have unique candles that won't drip wax all over the place. Oh, and, if the candle gets knocked over by accident, the water will extinguish the flames. H2O Instant Water Candle Kit - a simple, science-y, exquisite way to add some beauty to your world. Please Note: You'll need to supply your own vase/jar, water decorations (rocks, etc), water, and oil. H2O Instant Water Candle Kit Just add water, cooking oil, and a jar (or vase) to make a beautifully unique candle. Fire not included, either. Non toxic, but that doesn't mean you should drink it. Colors: Blue, Green, and Red. Each Pack Includes: 3 floaters, 18 wicks, and 20g (0.71oz) of coloring). Super Six Pack Contains: 2 of each color - for super decorating and stuff. Package Dimensions: approx. 2.75"" x 5.5"" x 0.75"""
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Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
$6.99 $4.89
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
"When we first looked at this product, we weren't terribly interested. ""Glow in the dark TP?"" we said, arching an eyebrow. ""Why on earth would anyone want glow in the dark TP?"" Then the summer thunderstorms rolled in and we lost power. Sure, we could use our flashlight apps to get to the toilet, but... well, we won't go into details. You probably already filled in the rest of that soggy, sad tale yourself. This roll of Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper is great for a multitude of things, including: Power outages Not waking sleeping spouses by turning on lights Camping Safe Halloween costume for the young mummy in your life A gift for the person who has everything Seriously, the more we thought about it, the more we realized that Glow in the Dark TP was a great idea. And we just know you'll come up with more creative ways to use it and send in your Action Shots. (Just um, don't send us any of those action shots. You know the ones.) Product Features One roll of glow in the dark toilet paper Fits on all standard toilet paper holders Yes, you really can use it for toilet paper Great for camping trips or Halloween, too!"
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Lil' Vampire Pacifier
$4.99
Lil' Vampire Pacifier
When our copywriter monkey's brother was a baby, he had a biting problem. He just loved sinking his brand new teeth into anything and anyone available and he especially loved the tender flesh of the human neck. And so, geekling Brian went through life chomping on anyone who dared cuddle him. He would probably have escalated to vampirism if not for one angel of a woman at the grocery store. Mid-dairy-aisle, Brian sunk his razor sharp baby teeth into his mother's neck, causing her to cry out. The woman moved in with advice. "Bite him back," she said. Brian's mom looked skeptical. "Seriously," the woman said. "He won't learn unless you bite him back." Mom sunk her teeth into Brian's tender baby neck. He cried, he screamed, and he never bit anyone ever again. Do you have a noisy baby or one you feel may grow up to drink the blood of mortals? This pacifier is the way to go. It features luscious red lips and a full set of teeth including sharp canines for sucking the blood of the living. Our lawyers say we must tell you that ThinkGeek is not responsible if your geekling grows up to be one of the undead (but we are grateful because that means they can be one of our customers for centuries!).
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Blade Runner Style LED Umbrella
$14.99 $8.99
Blade Runner Style LED Umbrella
Early in the 21st Century, the Tyrell Corporation advanced robot evolution into the Nexus phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. They're all around you, even now. That guy next to you? He's a Replicant. How do we know? He's walking the streets in the rain with no umbrella. That, and he failed the Voight-Kampff. In the pre-apocalyptic future, the air will be so thick, it will be dark in the middle of the day. Coupled with the almost constant rain, you'll need to find a way to stay dry and light your way to the noodle shop down the street. Even if you don't live in a quasi-futuristic Los Angeles and you aren't a Blade Runner, you can still have the coolest umbrella on the street. With a push of a button, the shaft lights up, illuminating you and your path. Now, even in the darkest of nights, you're a lot more visible to the cars on the street, making your long walk home through the rain a lot safer.
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Burt's Bees Baby Bee Shampoo & Wash Fragrance Free - 12 fl oz
$9.49
Burt's Bees Baby Bee Shampoo & Wash Fragrance Free - 12 fl oz
Tear-Free, Fragrance-Free Shampoo Gently Cleans Baby's Hair & Skin 12 oz. Bottle of 99.9% Natural baby Shampoo and Wash Formulated with a Plant-Based, Natural Cleansing Complex Featuring Aloe, Oat Flour and Soy Proteins. Clinically Shown to be Gentle Enough for Everyday Baby Care Tear-Free, Pediatrician-Tested Baby wash without Phthalates, Parabens, Petrolatum or SLS A tear-free shampoo and body wash that is and gentle enough for baby's delicate skin and hair. Burt's Bees Baby Bee Shampoo & Wash - is clinically shown to be gentle enough for everyday use. Formulated with aloe and oat flour, this non-irritating baby shampoo and wash gently cleanses and nourishes your baby's skin. Plus it's pediatrician-tested and with no phthalates, parabens, petrolatum, or SLS you don't want on your little one. For even more nourishing baby care, use this bottle of baby wash in combination with Baby Bee Nourishing Lotion - Fragrance Free. Nurture baby's skin naturally with Baby Bee from Burt's Bees.
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Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee
$24.99
Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee
The problem with regular t-shirts is that they're always the same. If you got a shirt with Darth Vader on it, it will always have Darth Vader on it. No matter how hard you wish, you can't turn it into a shirt featuring Boba Fett. It just won't happen, Wisher, so stop wishing. Stop wishing and get a Lazer Shirt. Lazer Shirts are interactive white t-shirts that let you design your own creation with the power of UV light. Simply touch the ultraviolet Lazer to the shirt, press the button, and draw or write whatever you want. Step into the darkness and your shirt will glow, displaying your creative genius. When the design finally fades, you can use your UV light to draw something totally new. And even though your Lazer Shirt is magical, you can still toss it in the washing machine like every other t-shirt. Product Specifications Create your own temporary glow-in-the-dark designs on your shirt Note: Despite what the photo may lead you to believe, the t-shirt is in fact white in hue. Included UV Lazer will charge the glowy material of the shirt Touch the laser to the shirt and draw or write whatever you want Turn out the lights to see your design glow Lose your UV Lazer? Any source of UV light will work with Lazer Shirt Safe for children (just don't let them nom the UV Lazer) Machine washable: just turn it inside out and wash on cold S M L XL 2X Length 28.5" 29.5" 30.5" 31.5 32.5 Width 18.5" 20" 21.5" 23" 24.5" Sleeve Length 8" 8.5" 9" 9.5" 10"
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Brownie Bar Factory
$26.99 $18.89
Brownie Bar Factory
No, no, we don't want to chomp on the wee Girl Scouts. They are the suppliers of Thin Mints, after all! We're taking about fresh from the oven, warm, fragrant, chocolatey brownies. The kind that are crunchy on the edges and soft in the middle. When the going gets tough, we want to be in our Mommy's kitchen right at the moment when she hands us our corner piece from the brownie pan. When you're craving brownies, you don't have to call Mom anymore. (But really, she'd appreciate a call now and then for other reasons.) Just pull out your Brownie Bar Factory and a box of your favorite brownie mix. Follow the directions on the brownie mix box and then pour the thick chocolate batter into the molds, close the top, and in 15 minutes, you will have a half dozen piping hot and delicious brownie bars. We will warn you that for your waistline's sake, it's best to bake brownies when friends and family are around. They are delicious and tempting and you will eat all six by yourself if left to your own devices. Our recommendation? Grab some ice cream and hot fudge and have a Brownie Sundae Party. Just be sure to invite us, okay? Product Specifications Bake a batch of brownies in 15 minutes Makes 6 brownie bars, each 1.8 x 3.5 x 1 inches Works with any brownie mix or recipe May work with cake or cookie mix if you're willing to do some experiments in the name of Bakery Science. (Remember to eat your mistakes!) Stores vertically so it fits in small spaces Uses 25% less electricity than a conventional oven BPA-free, FDA compliant food-safe materials used throughout PTFE & PFOE free non-stick surface Dimensions: 10 x 4 x 7.9 inches
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Ghostbusters Plush w/ Sound
$9.99
Ghostbusters Plush w/ Sound
"When there's something strange, in the cubicle farm. WHO YOU GONNA SQUEEZE? Ghostbusters Plush! If the boss is mean, and it don't look good. WHO YOU GONNA HUG? Ghostbusters Plush! If you ain't afraid of no ghost, or if you are not afraid of any ghost, keep a couple in your office space. Squeeze a Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to hear the chorus of the Ghostbusters theme song. Rather have something a little more grotesque? Squeeze Slimer and he'll make noises that will cause your neighbors to peek over their cube walls, prairie dog style. Perhaps they're afraid of ghosts? Product Specifications 9"" tall plush from the Ghostbusters movies - hug one! Stay Pufts: Squeeze to hear the Ghostbusters theme song Slimer: Squeeze to hear gross Slimer noises Choose: Happy Stay Puft, Angry Stay Puft, Slimer"
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