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Star Wars Mimobot Thumb Drives
Star Wars Mimobot Thumb Drives
"Mimobots are a cute mashup of designer toys and USB storage devices. We originally carried these nifty monster-style thumb drives a couple of years ago at ThinkGeek, but when we heard that Mimoco (the somewhat insane creators of Mimobots) had secured an official Star Wars license we really perked up. It turns out that Mimobots + Star Wars = Some pretty sweet collectable USB Thumb Drives. All are cute, limited edition and can store 8GB of data while protecting it with the Force. The gang's all here, including: Admiral Akbar, Boba Fett, C3PO, Han in Carbonite, Lando Calrissian, Jawa, R2-D2, Slave Leia, Stormtrooper, Vader, a Wampa, Wicket, and Yoda. These high speed USB thumbdrives store 8 GB of data. Just pop off your pal's head and shove 'em in the nearest port to access it. Product Features High Speed USB 2.0 Thumbdrives Store 8GB of Data Removable Head Cap Reveals USB Connector Flashing Tail Indicates Data Transfer 2.375"" High Works with any OS including Windows, Mac and Linux"
by ThinkGeek
$24.99  
Minecraft Sticky Notecube
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Minecraft Sticky Notecube
We all know crafting is hard work, but there’s also a million details to keep track of as well. While you could go around putting up signs everywhere, you’re going to run out of space pretty quick. Not to mention the fact that you probably have better things to do with all that wood. That’s where the Minecraft Sticky Notecube comes in handy. With 600 pages of stone patterned goodness, the Minecraft Sticky Notecube provides plenty of room for your ideas, reminders, and shopping lists. But why stop there? As you peel away each note, you’ll experience the productive thrill of mining as the textured cracks bring you closer to your next big breakthrough. And unlike the stone blocks in Minecraft, our revolutionary printing technology leaves no cobblestone residue behind. There’s no mess to clean up, and no inventory to shuffle. You just grab another note cube and pick up your office novel right where you left off. You might say the Minecraft Sticky Notecube is the ultimate cure for writer’s block. Product Specifications Designed to resemble a stone block “Cracks” as you peel away each note Leaves no cobblestone residue once fully mined Officially licensed Minecraft product 600 pages, 3” x 3” x 3”
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Minecraft Foam Pickaxe
Minecraft Foam Pickaxe
You're in a meeting. You need to escape. You need your freedom! Sadly, escaping a meeting isn't the same as getting away from Zombies and Creepers. You can't just tunnel your way out... Or maybe you could if you just had the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe!Replicating the stone pickaxe from Minecraft (data value 274 to be precise), the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe is an officially licensed Minecraft product. Okay, so a foam pickaxe is probably not going to bash through solid rock (or even soggy drywall for that matter), but with this baby in your hand you'll feel like you can. And after all, isn't it more important to have the confidence that you could smash things when you're trapped in a room with crazy people?The Minecraft Foam Pickaxe is made from sturdy EVA foam, which means that unlike the stone pickaxe in the game, the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe will withstand far more than 132 uses. EVA makes the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe a sturdy tool, hefty yet with enough cushion that you'll feel comfortable bashing a wide variety of materials. And of course, this is an officially licensed Minecraft product, which means you're making Notch happy too.
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Minecraft Confused
Minecraft Confused
ThinkGeek is your source for officially-licensed Minecraft gear. For even a Sphere - which is my proper name in my own country - if he manifest himself at all to an inhabitant of Flatland - must needs manifest himself as a Circle. - Edwin Abbott Abbott, Flatland, a Romance of Many Dimensions (1884) We presume that to a denizen of Minecraft spheres would be sort of like what non-Euclidean geometry is to us. "It's a what?" "It does what?" "No, see, it's just a really, really large number of blocks. Possibly infinite. So many blocks that you can no longer detect corners. It's totally made up of component blocks." "It may look small here, but it's just really, really far away." A Minecraft avatar considers a sphere on this charcoal grey, 100% cotton t-shirt.
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Minecraft Union - Kids
Minecraft Union - Kids
ThinkGeek is your source for officially-licensed Minecraft gear. It's in my blood. 5 generations - that's how long my family's been mining these emerald hills. I've lost brothers to cave-ins, explosions, silicosis, and black lung. We've all dodged the skeleton's arrows and nursed spider bites that would've crippled lesser men, but the Creeper's hiss will forever chill us to the bone. It takes a special breed to wield a diamond pick-axe. The scabs who cross our line laugh the first time the foreman tells them to start punching trees, but nothing in this world comes easy. Every chunk we explore yields such meager rewards: a few dozen blocks of coal, enough iron for an armor upgrade, and if you're lucky, a few precious blocks of diamond ore. But now they've gone too far. The cursor pushers have us working down at the bottom of the world in bucket brigades of water and lava to create obsidian for their infernal portal gates. Ever since that damned update they've been conjuring plans to expand their empire further and faster by invading the Nether. The Nether! Oceans of lava and those hideously deformed zombie-pigmen. STRIKE! Our demands are simple: no man shall enter the Nether without a minimum of 3 pork chops per miner and a proper dental plan that covers cattle, hogs, and chickens. The land has not broken us and neither will the Pinkertons. Stand together - stand strong! Minecraft Union logo on the front with a small Creeper under the back collar of this black 50% cotton / 50% polyester t-shirt. Officially-licensed Minecraft gear.
by ThinkGeek
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Minecraft Creeper Fitted Ladies' Tee
Minecraft Creeper Fitted Ladies' Tee
ThinkGeek is your source for officially-licensed Minecraft gear. Retro-graphics. Simplistic gameplay. Minecraft takes gaming back to basics. Punching trees and rocks or digging tunnels, you slowly gather an arsenal of weapons and tools to fend off the spiders, skeletons, zombies, and exploding Creepers that are a constant threat. The exploding Creeper is our nemesis. We know you feel our pain. Sometimes it's fun to be the bad guy, though. Taking those dreams and shattering them. We recommend you wear this shirt around: Playing card structures Jenga tournaments The set of any OK Go video Black pixelated face on an Irish green t-shirt, listed in juniors sizing. Officially-licensed Minecraft gear. Note: The color of the infant, kids', and ladies' version of this match. The men's is a little different, but as close as we could get to the pixelated goodness of the Creeper.
by ThinkGeek
$19.99  
Minecraft Creeper Mug
Minecraft Creeper Mug
Dawn is a special time in Minecraft. The sun rises in all its four-sided square beauty and the stars begin to fade. Your rise from your bed, tuck in the crimson blanket, and step out onto your patio to enjoy the view. Ssssssssssssssssssssss! Boom! You know, you really should clear away those trees from your terrace. Someone's eventually going to get hurt, blown to bits even. There's nothing to do now except pick up the literal pieces and put them back together. It's a big job. Might take all morning. If only you had a cup o' joe to make the job go faster... Let's see, maybe you could combine some cocoa beans and a bucket of water? Nah, you need a mug, a real fancy mug. Maybe a mug just like this one! Our bright green Creeper Mug is perfect for coffee or tea and it doesn't even require a mod. It'sssssss pretty ssssssweet and we promisssssssse it won't explode. Product Specifications Bright green ceramic Creeper Mug for fans of Minecraft Holds your beverages, doesn't explode Officially licensed Minecraft collectible Dimensions: 5" x 3.5" x 3.5"
by ThinkGeek
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Minecraft Union T-Shirt - Black, S
Minecraft Union T-Shirt - Black, S
ThinkGeek is your source for officially-licensed Minecraft gear. It's in my blood. 5 generations - that's how long my family's been mining these emerald hills. I've lost brothers to cave-ins, explosions, silicosis, and black lung. We've all dodged the skeleton's arrows and nursed spider bites that would've crippled lesser men, but the Creeper's hiss will forever chill us to the bone. It takes a special breed to wield a diamond pick-axe...
by ThinkGeek
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Minecraft University Hoodie
Minecraft University Hoodie
ThinkGeek is your source for officially-licensed Minecraft gear. Minecraft University, which celebrates its 0th anniversary in 2011, is the youngest institution of higher learning. But there's no reason we shouldn't look like we've been around forever. Check it. Motto: Ad Gloriam et Porcos (For pigs and glory!). Crest, consisting in both the tool and the platform for creation, the sword in acknowledgement that learning gives you the means to defend yourself, and the rock-hard cornerstone of our institution. It rests on a bed of wheat because everything is better with cake, and the ever-present Creeper reminds us that everything but knowledge is ephemeral. This navy blue, full-zip hoodie is 70% cotton and 30% polyester with a 100% cotton lined hood. It has two front pockets and ribbed cuffs and bottom. The zipper pull (not shown in the photo) is a green pickaxe. We recommend that you turn this inside out before washing in cold water. Tumble dry low. Be forewarned: this will shrink if you wash it in warm water or dry it on hot. If you anticipate accidentally doing that, you may want to order a size up. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X 3X Chest 44 in. 46 in. 48 in. 50 in. 52 in. 54 in. Sleeve Length(from shoulder seam) 24 in. 24 1/2 in. 25 in. 25 1/2 in. 26 in. 26 1/2 in. Front Length(from where hood meets shoulder) 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in. 30 in. 31 in.
by ThinkGeek
$59.99  
Minecraft Pickaxe Keychain
Minecraft Pickaxe Keychain
You thought you could outrun them. But no, as you turn you see the zombie pigmen, still coming your way, lusting for your blood. Crap, crap, crap. You reach in your Bag of Holding and fumble for your keys. They were in here earlier. WHERE ARE THEY? Closer, ever closer, come the zombie pigmen. If only you could get into your house, you'd be safe. Even if you could just break down this wooden door, you could hide in your panic room...
by ThinkGeek
$11.99  
Minecraft Diamond In the Rough
Minecraft Diamond In the Rough
Sweden. Source of tasty meatballs, flat-packed furniture, and Hans. Also, home of Mojang AB, the company that provides our current addiction, Minecraft. But you already knew that. However, did you know that the impossible object on this shirt is also Swedish in origin? Yep. Created in 1934 by Oscar Reutersvärd, the tribar optical illusion in question makes this what our Bacon Salt Merchant calls "The Headache Shirt." Don't mind him. He's just bitter that pigs drop pork which can be turned into cooked porkchops but not bacon. Which is a good thing. Because if there were virtual bacon in Minecraft, we'd never see him again. Nine blocks of diamond ore arranged in a tribar on this black, 100% cotton t-shirt. By purchasing this shirt, you agree that ThinkGeek waives responsibility for any headaches it might or might not induce. Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of this shirt. We recommend you stick with the pickaxe.
by ThinkGeek
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Minecraft Light-Up Redstone Ore by ThinkGeek
Minecraft Light-Up Redstone Ore by ThinkGeek
Purchase Limited to 2 Per Customer. We have to admit that once we built our dream house in Minecraft our regular world house paled in comparison. Alas, a building of that magnificence in our neck of the woods would cost far more than the amount of bananas we make as ThinkGeek monkeys. We must continue to build our dreams in pixels... If you dream of living in your own Minecraft creations, we think you'd like to sleep by the warm glow of the Minecraft Redstone Ore Light...
by ThinkGeek
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Minecraft Pickaxe Bottle Opener
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Minecraft Pickaxe Bottle Opener
It seems like everyone who is anyone is doing home brewing lately. So we thought we'd set up a home brewing station. We've got our brewing stand, our cauldron, glass bottles, water bottles, nether wart, glowstone dust, redstone dust, fermented spider eye, magma cream, sugar, glistering melon... wait, what? We can't make beer from those ingredients? What the heck? We were really looking forward to Golden Carrot Beer granting us night vision. Dangit...
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Minecraft Pickaxe Touchscreen Stylus by ThinkGeek
Minecraft Pickaxe Touchscreen Stylus by ThinkGeek
When even your dreams are made of pixels. When you talk about "building your dream house" and you mean in-game, not in real life. When your favorite dinner is pork chops. When any hissing sound makes you spin around looking for a Creeper. When you're playing Minecraft Pocket Edition on your phone using a Minecraft Pickaxe Touchscreen stylus. Embrace your addiction. The Minecraft Pickaxe Touchscreen Stylus works on most touchscreen devices, like your smartphone or tablet... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
by ThinkGeek
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Hot Rod Heated Travel Mug
Hot Rod Heated Travel Mug
Your morning routine probably includes coffee, and a daily commute. You take great pains to make sure your coffee is rich and delicious, and, most importantly, hot. So when it comes to taking your travel mug full of hot coffee with you for your trip to work, what happens? You guessed it. The coffee gets cold before you really get a chance to enjoy it. Most travel mugs, you see, do a very bad job at actually insulating, and bleed out heat faster than an airlock blows out atmosphere...
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Pixel Time Wall Clock
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Pixel Time Wall Clock
Back when videogames cost a quarter per play, and nobody had phones in their pockets, geeks would spend their hard earned cash in dimly lit yet brightly colored arcades. The din of bleeps and bloops was hypnotic, and drew passers by within, like some kind of insidious 8-bit pitcher-plant. Arcades, like Las Vegas casinos, were designed to lure you in and keep you there, so as to keep collecting your coins. No view of the outside world, no clocks, no sense of time at all...
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Multi-color LED Flashlight
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Multi-color LED Flashlight
You know what's sucky about regular flashlights? They only come in two colors: white or that yellowish-white that reminds us of the teeth of an avid coffee drinker. What fun is that kind of flashlight? We'll answer that: NO FUN AT ALL. You know what is fun? Using the Multi-Color LED Flashlight to cast a sickly green glow over your face while telling a zombie story around a campfire. No campfire? Make a fake one with the orange light! Be a super villain that shoots red death beams out of your sleeves! Use the turquoise light to pretend you're a mermaid under the sea! (Wait, you don't do that? Ummm... yeah. Us either.) This isn't an industrial strength light show, but the Multi-Color LED Flashlight still puts out some very bright colored beams. A single button allows you to easily flip to select the color of your choice. Ten different colors in one compact flashlight! Ten! Great for industrial, automotive, household, and recreational uses. We monkeys recommend red for preserving night vision (or for an emergency signal), green for making those pesky maps easier to read, and yellow for foggy days when you can't see the tip of your own tail. The blues and purples are fun too!
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Portal 2 Wheatley LED Flashlight by ThinkGeek
Portal 2 Wheatley LED Flashlight by ThinkGeek
"He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived." ~ GLaDOS Well that's hardly fair, is it? Okay perhaps it is. Frankenturrets anyone? While Wheatley might not have been the brightest personality core in the bunch, this collectible flashlight sure is. This mighty mini is finely detailed, with movable handles... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
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Flying Alarm Clock
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Flying Alarm Clock
It's not that we've gotten lazy as a species, far from it! We're more productive now than we've ever been, but with more and more work to do, we have to create time by cutting down on late night raids on Molten Core, ordering fast-food, talking on the phone while driving… The only time we have left is spent sleeping. Now you have to stay up late and get up early in an effort to get more done. Waking up after a pitiful five hours of sleep has its own challenges, though. At ThinkGeek, we're always looking for new ways to haul your lazy butt out of bed. Normal alarm clocks wake you up with loud noises to jar you into wakefulness, however we've become accustomed to the snooze-bar… Now, it's become muscular instinct to flail your hands roughly in the direction of the noise, and smack! Nine more minutes of blissful unconsciousness. No more. The Flying Alarm Clock wakes you up with a loud shrieking alarm coupled with a little propeller-driven key that leaps off your nightstand. To turn off the horrible racket, you have to get out of bed and retrieve the key. The propeller flies the key high into the air and off into some dusty corner. You have to force your sleep addled brain into wakefulness, move your stiff legs and retrieve the key before the alarm goes off. By the time you've done so, you're awake enough at least to go make a pot of coffee.
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Monkey Light 8-Bit Bike Wheel Light
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Monkey Light 8-Bit Bike Wheel Light
"Let's get one thing clear, we like lights on our bikes. Maybe it's because we want a pedal-powered lightcycle, or maybe it's just because LEDs make us happy deep down inside. Whatever. While we do have some excellent simple LED bike lights (see below), there are times when we want to pull out all the stops. These times call for us to step up the hardware. These times call for a Monkey Light 8-Bit Bike Wheel Light! The Monkey Light 8-Bit Bike Wheel Light is just a lovely piece of awesome. The battery pack straps to your bike wheel's hub (so it doesn't mess up the balance) and the light unit quickly installs near the tire. With a few button presses, you're selecting one of 20 different light patterns which will blast out of both sides of your tire (5 super-bright LEDs per side). And then you get to select the colors you want (each theme has many color options). Finally, use science (persistence of vision) and your own muscles (pedaling power) to turn 10 spots of light into awesome streaking patterns. Skulls, invaders from space, rocket ships, fiery comets, and 16 more! Get one Monkey Light 8-Bit Bike Wheel Light for each tire, and you will have the coolest bicycle ever (with the singular exception of Pee-Wee Herman's). Monkey Light 8-Bit Bike Wheel Light Straps to your bike's wheel for a delightful lightshow. Choose from 20 themes and tons of colors (you get to pick the theme and then the color)! 10 full color, ultra-bright LEDs! Hub mount (for battery pack) keeps wheel balanced. Fits bicycle wheels 20"" and larger(20, 24, 26, 27, 28, 29, 700c). Great visibility at all speeds (complex patterns best visible at 10+ mph). Maximum safe speed: 40mph. Waterproof for use in all weather. Stainless steel antitheft strap. Vibration proof 3-point mount. Up to 40 hours runtime. Includes: MonkeyLectric M210 Mini Monkey Light bike wheel light, MonkeyLectric Hub mounted battery holder, 2 stainless steel antitheft straps, 8 cable ties for mounting, 3 rubber spacers, stickers, and 20 language instruction sheet. Warranty: 2 year manufacturer warranty. Batteries: 3 AA (not included). Dimensions: Light Size: approx. 5.3"" x 2.1"" x 0.39"" Battery Holder Size: approx. 3.35"" x 1.967"" x 1.5"""
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Bounce WiFi Enhancer
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Bounce WiFi Enhancer
Ever try to catch some rays while “working from home,” but can’t because your WiFi doesn’t reach your backyard? So. Annoying. With the Bounce WiFi Extender, your problems are solved, and you don’t even have to be tech savvy. The Bounce is simple. Just place the egg-shaped device on top of your home’s router, point it in the direction that requires extra coverage and boom! Like a technological genius, you’ve just increased your coverage area three times over. Weak WiFi worries are over. Before you know it you can be sipping a Mai Tai, streaming music or movies, or sending out those last minute e-mails all from your backyard, or any other far-reaching corner of your secret lair. Product Specifications Increase your home network's range with Bounce No more weak spots - get strong signal everywhere Intended for 802.11 a/b/g routers Routers must have external antennas Installs in seconds Comes with one-year manufacturer’s warranty
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Infectious Disease Balls - Smallpox (green) by ThinkGeek
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Infectious Disease Balls - Smallpox (green) by ThinkGeek
IMPORTANT!!! Inside each ball is liquid latex which makes the magic happen when you squeeze it. Be careful you don't pierce the ball with your fingernails or any other sharp object lest you be left with a puddle of neon colored goo. Gotcha? People deal with stress in different ways. Some of us prefer shouting curse words. Others go out for a smoke. Still others head to the kitchen for a snack. All of these are bad habits, of course. We have a solution for the stress eaters of the world... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
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Broadsword Handle Umbrella
Broadsword Handle Umbrella
King Arthur rode the land; the sound of clattering coconuts close behind him. He was searching, searching, but for what, he knew not. And still he searched. At long last, he came, exhausted, to a lake. He dismounted and allowed Patsy to get a drink. Alas, a dark cloud shadowed the lake and began gnashing its teeth and pouring out rain over history's greatest King. Suddenly, a chorus of angels was heard and a shaft of light illuminated a woman's hand rising from the water. It held the famed Excali-brella. King Arthur took it, and was wet no more. Patsy, however, developed a small cold. We commemorate this much chronicled event with the Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Really, nothing more needs to be said. Just look at it. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella is gorgeous. Its massive handle looks like you could draw forth a blade and cleave the raindrops in twain before they even had a chance to hit the ground. No form of precipitation will mess with you when you are armed with a Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Goes great with any business suit of armor or really, even just business casual chain mail. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella - just buy one already.
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Doctor Who Laser Screwdriver
Doctor Who Laser Screwdriver
Back on Gallifrey, in the year P (time was different back then), two young kids grew up across the street from each other. One liked helping people and the other was a big stinking bully. Every time the nice kid got a toy, the bully had to get a better toy. One of them grew up to be the Doctor and the other grew up to be the Master. Once they were adults, the competition was to see who had the most advanced tool...
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Capt. Jules' Extraordinary Telescope Ring
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Capt. Jules' Extraordinary Telescope Ring
We love steampunk style. The tiny top hats, the goggles (they do nothing!), the corsets, the leather, the crazy weapons. We love that there's no canon, no official characters to cosplay, so you're free to let your imagination go wild when designing a costume. We're calling this amazing accessory Captain Jules' Extraordinary Telescope Ring, named after... well, actually, we just made him up...
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WeWood Jupiter Watch
WeWood Jupiter Watch
There are a lot of reasons to love wood. For starters, it's a valuable resource in Settlers of Catan. Secondly, it's where we get awesome things like Player's Handbooks and not-so-awesome things like TPS reports. (Sick of TPS reports? We're hiring.) But if you happen to be an animal lover or strict vegetarian or vegan, you may love wood because hey, it's not leather! The WeWood Jupiter Watch is made of 100% natural wood, saved from scraps from the flooring industry that would otherwise be destroyed. The watch features a wood case, bracelet, and dial. It's the perfect gift for someone who is environmentally conscious or who is allergic to other watch materials. Best of all, WeWood plants a tree for each watch purchased. Product Specifications Watch made from 100% natural wood WeWood plants a tree for each watch purchased Save the planet and have a unique timepiece Features two Miyota movements Hypoallergenic, a good choice for people with metal allergies Perfect gift for an animal lover or woodworker Choose: Red Wing Celtis (Brown) Blackwood (Black) Maple (Beige) Band Length: 8.66" (220mm) can be adjusted down to 6.77" (172mm) Note: Due to the season and age of the wood chosen for your unique WeWood Timepiece, colors may be darker or lighter (within reason and hue) than the photo.
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Electronic Butterfly in a Jar - Blue Morpho
Electronic Butterfly in a Jar - Blue Morpho
When we were kids, we liked putting butterflies in jars so we could keep them forever and ever. But sometimes they always died. It was sad - extra sad because butterflies (in our opinion) are like rainbows and unicorns: unadulterated creations of magic and beauty. That's why we got so excited when we saw this Electronic Butterfly in a Jar. Read on, and find out why you need one very badly. Each Electronic Butterfly in a Jar is a jar with a wire in it. The wire has a fake butterfly on the end...
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Withings WiFi Scale
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Withings WiFi Scale
Geeks everywhere are suffering from an imbalance. Maybe they eat too much junk, and are shaped more like Jabba than Solo. A few of us are perhaps a little smaller than we should be - and could stand to be a bit more Simon Phoenix-y... in the muscular way and not the insane murder-death-killery way. We all know how to get there. Diet and exercise. Sure, there's also experimental gene therapy, but even if you take that route, you still have to accurately monitor your progress. Yes, any scientific endeavor has to be properly metered and recorded so that adjustments can be made for optimum results. If the needle on the scale isn't moving in the desired direction fast enough, say, you can increase your workload, or decrease the cheetos. The problem is, your standard bathroom scale is horribly inaccurate, and it's difficult to translate the scribbled weights you've recorded on the back of your Netflix envelope into truly usable data. Enter the Withings WiFi scale! This gorgeous hunk of glass and aluminum weighs you in kilograms, pounds, or stone with an accuracy of 100 grams. This is all well and good, but what makes this scale so gosh-darned special? WiFi! By giving your scale access to the interwebs, it posts your every weight measurement sample to your own private custom webpage that tracks your body mass and shows you your progress. View your results in tabular or graph form, even on your iPhone using the included iPhone app! It not only monitors your weight, and BMI - it measures up to 8 total family members on each scale, auto-recognizing each one as they step on the scale. If you or your family are part of an online fitness program, like Weightbot, and Fitburn, it can auto-share your data with those services, expanding your ability to reach your fitness goals!
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Nintendo Monopoly
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Nintendo Monopoly
Out of all the various flavors of Monopoly you could own, we think this one takes the cake. (Speaking of cake, we're pretty upset about Bowser's use of the Trojan Birthday Cake to steal away Peach in Super Mario Wii. Very evil.) Gone are the property names from New Jersey, replaced with your favorite Nintendo characters, grouped mostly by game. Collect Samus Aran, Ridley, and Metroid to complete the orange set, or Link, Zelda and Ganondorf to complete the green. Power-up your characters and build them toward being invincible. Zip your star past go, collect your $200 and drive your friends into bankruptcy. But we hear ya. You're sayin', "Monopoly takes FOREVER! I wanna kill my family members by the third hour! Mario isn't going to make it any better!" (Gosh, you're loud and demanding. Good thing we love you.) We're happy to announce that Nintendo Monopoly comes with Speed Play rules that keep the game fast and fun. So not only does Nintendo-izing it make it better, it makes it as speedy as Mario when he's high on invincibility star.
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iLaunch Rocket Launcher for iPhone
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iLaunch Rocket Launcher for iPhone
"Coworkers. Can't work with 'em; can't punch them in the face. Well, you can if you don't mind it being followed by a chat with HR, a trip to the police station, and a long period of unemployment. We like to promote a more entertaining and legal way to get revenge on your coworkers: office weaponry. The iLaunch Rocket Launcher is a missile launcher controlled by your iPhone, iPod Touch, or iPad. Licensed by Apple, this beauty will work with any device running iOS 5.0.1 or higher. After a quick charge and setup, you'll be able to strike fear into coworkers as far as 25 feet away. Claim more than 1400 square feet of your office by firing at will (and Will, that chatty guy from PR). With the iLaunch Rocket Launcher, you can finally have some peace and quiet in your cube. Product Specifications Shooting distance of around 25 feet (will keep people far away!) 270 degree horizontal rotation, vertical flexibility of over 40 degrees Battle with other iLaunch Rocket Launchers in your office Can be used indoors or outdoors Air powered pistons fire foam darts in succession on an automatic rotation Rechargeable battery, just plug into your computer's USB port Wirelessly controlled via Bluetooth Use touchscreen control or G-sensor control Package contains: iLaunch Rocket Launcher Rechargeable Lithium Battery (1000mAh, 3.7V) USB charging cable (27 inches long) 4 foam missiles Instructions Free iLaunch Controller App is available on the App Store Compatible Devices: iPod Touch (3rd or 4th gen), iPhone 4S, 4, or 3GS, iPad, iPad2 System Requirements: iOS 5.0.1 or higher Dimensions: approx. 4.8"" x 3.2"" x 4.9"""
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JOYSTICK-IT Arcade Stick for iPhone
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JOYSTICK-IT Arcade Stick for iPhone
Bring your iPhone gaming to the next level with the JOYSTICK-IT iPhone Arcade Stick. The JOYSTICK-IT gives you a real physical joystick for increased precision with touchscreen based games. Simply press down to attach the JOYSTICK-IT to your iPhone's screen for improved gaming. No wires or batteries needed. The JOYSTICK-IT works with thousands of different game apps. Any game that has an on-screen control pad of some kind is perfect for the JOYSTICK-IT. Simply run your game of choice, place the JOYSTICK-IT over the on-screen control pad and push down. The JOYSTICK-IT sticks to the glass of your display and is ready for action. The lightweight solid milled-aluminum construction of the JOYSTICK-IT adds more precise movement and faster response time for enhanced playability. When you're done, simply pull-up on the JOYSTICK-IT to remove from the screen. Hardware Compatibility The JOYSTICK-IT works with any device which features a capacitive touchscreen. This includes the iPhone and many Android™ phones. Want a JOYSTICK-IT for your iPad or Android tablet? We have that, too. Game Compatibility The JOYSTICK-IT will work with any game that features a virtual on-screen control pad of some kind. Games that use swiping, swipe-style joypads, joypads with variable on-screen locations, or complex finger based gestures will not work properly with the JOYSTICK-IT. Product Features Add a real physical joystick to your iPhone for enhanced gaming precision Works with thousands of different games No wires or batteries required Removable and reposition-able. Will not harm your screen. Solid milled-aluminum construction Laser etched crosshair design on top of stick adds thumb traction Invented and designed by ThinkGeek Patent Pending design iPhone™ is a Registered Trademark of Apple, Inc.. Android™ is a Registered Trademark of Google, Inc.. This product is not an officially licensed product from Apple, Inc. or Google, Inc..
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$4.49   $8.99   (- 50%)
Light Show Fountain Speakers
Light Show Fountain Speakers
As geeks, we find Las Vegas to be a fascinating city. For starters, we get to indulge our picky eating habits at giant buffets. Then we can observe legions of people at the slot machines, blissfully and willfully ignorant of the laws of probability. We can collect trading cards from those nice guys in neon t-shirts. (We're sure it's a TCG.) Outside of Treasure Island, we can watch a show about pirates that involves fire and explosions. Then it's off to our favorite casino for some Texas Hold 'Em. If your trip to Vegas isn't complete without the fountain show at the Bellagio, our Light Show Fountain Speakers are relevant to your interests. Plug them into your iPod, mp3 player, or computer via the included USB cable and start up your tunes: the water inside will dance to the beat and the 4 multi-colored LEDs will light up. Take your tunes to a new level with the Light Show Fountain Speakers and your wallet to a whole new high since you won't need to go to Vegas for a fun fountain show. Product Specifications Let your music dance before your eyes Plug your iPod, mp3 player or computer in and start the music Water bounces to the beat Multi-colored LEDs light up the water Comes with water inside and is sealed tight Looks great in the dark Added Bonus: Awesome reflection on the ceiling. Make sure you look up USB cable included Compatibility: If you can plug it in via USB, it'll work! Power: 5v USB (can be plugged into a smartphone/tablet charger) Dimensions: 9 inches tall
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iPhone Powered Personal Fan
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iPhone Powered Personal Fan
Are you a “fan” of Apple products? Do you enjoy a nice cool breeze whilst being super cool on your iPhone? Are you having a good, hearty laugh at these puns? Then get yourself an iPhone Fan and be the ultimate fanboy or girl. Flexible blade material, lightweight construction, and a super quiet motor make this fan a breeze. (Okay, okay, we'll stop.) It uses minimal power to run and is compatible with all iPhones and iPod Touch models...
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Arcadie iPhone and iPod Desktop Arcade
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Arcadie iPhone and iPod Desktop Arcade
"Honey's mad since you shrunk the kids again. What will you do to keep them amused until you fix the Embiggening Ray? Just pop your iPhone or iPod Touch into the Arcadie and they'll be amused for hours. You don't even need to shrink any quarters for them! The Arcadie Desktop Arcade is designed especially for iPhone and iPod Touch. Slide your device into the wee cabinet, pop it in the 30-pin connector dock, load up an Arcadie-supported app, and you're ready to play. More apps are being added every day, but for now there are games like Blasteroids, Alien Invaders, Ping, Stacker, and more. The 8-way joystick and two buttons will have you pew pew pew-ing the afternoon away, feeling like a jolly geek giant. Product Specifications Tiny arcade cabinet for your iPhone or iPod Touch 4:3 ratio screen looks just like a real arcade Joystick and two buttons for playing classic games Search ""arcadie"" in the App Store for free apps Play games like Blasteroids, Alien Invaders, Ping, Stacker, and more Material: Plastic with colorful stickers, 30 pin dock connector inside Rubber bumpers protect your screen from scratches while it's docked Compatibility: iPhone 3GS, 4, 4S (Sorry, not 3G or 5.) iPod Touch 3 or newer Batteries: Not needed! Powered by your iPhone/iPod Dimensions: approx. 5.5"" x 3.5"" x Pi"""
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Caffeine Mug
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Caffeine Mug
The now famous caffeine molecule emblazoned on a swell glass mug is the perfect addition to your caffeine collection. This one's got some somewhat calm earl-grey tea in it cuz that's what I was drinking when I took the picture, but feel free to use it for your daily double cappucino with a shot of skyrocket syrup. 8 ounce glass mug with the caffeine molecule printed in lime green. Not microwave safe. Logo may rub off if put in dishwasher.
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Doctor Who Dalek Tumblers
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Doctor Who Dalek Tumblers
Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!! It seems that all a Dalek does is walk roll around exterminating people. But that is a misconception. The Dalek also exterminate things like world hunger (how can you be hungry if you're dead?) and poverty (again, dead!). They're really a benevolent race when you think about it. Exterminate your thirst with this set of Dalek tumblers: red, orange, yellow, blue, and white. Each comes with a resealable lid and straw. We recommend not thinking about what's actually inside a Dalek while you drink. If you missed those episodes, we recommend not Googling to find out what's inside a Dalek. Ignorance is bliss. By bliss, we mean, the ability to drink out of a Dalek without getting grossed out. Product Specifications Five tumblers for fans of the Dalek. Buy one or all five Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible Comes with resealable lid and straw Capacity: 16 ounces Materials: BPA-free plastic Note: Not recommended for hot drinks. Daleks prefer cold. Love your tumblers: hand wash only
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Limited Edition Labyrinth Worm Plush
Limited Edition Labyrinth Worm Plush
What a night. Her parents leave her to babysit her little brother, never bothering to ask if she had plans. Goblins come and take the poor boy away. And then, Sarah finds herself outside the Labyrinth, tasked with finding her way to the center or losing her baby brother forever! David Bowie sure can be mean. Once inside the Labyrinth, the first creature she meets is only referred to as "The Worm" (and no complaining, because she met Hoggle outside the Labyrinth)...
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Video Swim Mask
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Video Swim Mask
Little did you know, all the underwater scenes in The Little Mermaid were filmed using Video Swim Masks. (You see, the local Merpeople Videographers Union 42 refused to work the project, so humans had to be used.) The scuba diver crewmen couldn't handle all their gear and their video cameras, so the great Mouse himself outfitted them with these stylin' yellow masks and told them to go forth and shoot all of the magic that happens under the sea. Take it from us, darling, it's better down where it's wetter and you'd better be wearing the mask that lets you capture video of the fishes dancing to the hot crustacean band. This is the world's only swim mask with an integrated waterproof digital camera that works swimmingly in pools, lakes, or the ocean. Keep your hands free as you swim all the way to a depth of 15 feet! Turn the camera on, choose a mode (video or still) with the upper button, and press the shutter to record pictures or video. The friendly LED inside the mask lets you know which mode you've selected. Downloading images once you've gotten your land legs is simple - just plug the mask into your computer's USB port with the included cable. There's even software included that allows you to edit your content. The built-in 16 MB memory can store up to 27 high resolution pictures or up to 52 seconds of video. A microSD card slot allows you to expand memory up to 2GB for additional pictures or videos.
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MicroStylus Compact Capacitive Touch Stylus
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MicroStylus Compact Capacitive Touch Stylus
This just might be the best stylus ever made. I’m completely serious. - Matt Burns, TechCrunch Woe are we, the clumsy, the fat-fingered. It takes us twice as long to text because we're either cursing auto-correct or constantly backspacing to correct our mistakes. We've bookmarked every site we like because we can't be trusted to type URLs. Our accuracy in Angry Birds is pitiful, our verisimilitude in drawing games is laughable. We can't even pick up the right letter from our rack in Words with Friends. Woe, woe, woe. No more! The MicroStylus Jack is the tiny stylus that will have you texting with the skill of a middle schooler on Red Bull. Precision machined from aircraft grade aluminum, the MicroStylus has a soft silicone tip that gives you the edge for texting, drawing, emailing, or gaming. Where do you store this tiny wonder, you ask? Right in your headphone jack. Bam. It keeps dust out of your phone's interior while standing at the ready for your next move on Words with Friends. (Better take advantage of that TW square!) Product Specifications The world's smallest capacitive touch stylus Milled aluminum body with a soft silicone tip Perfect for an on-the-go stylus to take notes or game Keeps your screen free of greasy fingerprints Stores in your 3.5mm headphone jack Doubles as an audio jack dust cap Compatible with all capacitive touch surfaces (iPhone, Android, tablets, etc)
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Abyss LED Touchscreen Watch
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Abyss LED Touchscreen Watch
Beware of cheap imitators! This watch is famous. Srsly, we wouldn't lie about something this important. Here's just a small snippet of the things it can do for you*: Gives the ability to gaze into the abyss and come face to face with the true nature of your being Enables you to experience reality in four dimensions like a Tralfamadorian Use your knowledge of blue oyster cult numerals to control the Eye of Sauron Flaunt your disregard for the Temporal Proliferation Treaty of 3012 Suck the souls out of your enemies, leaving them empty shells of the losers they once were Experience the horror (the horror) of the heart of darkness or blue lights like Tron Be friended on Facebook by such famous wizards as Merlin, Gandalf, and Dumbledore (he's not dead!) Get you into top secret locations without top secret clearance Instantly assess whether someone believes in midichlorians Automatically harvest your Farmville crops, till your soil, and replant new crops instantly Checks into Foursquare for your location on all possible planes of existence Seriously, you'd better get your hands on this watch before we get a Cease & Desist from the Federation. This kind of technology just shouldn't be on the open market for any chucklehead to order and use. But we trust you nerds. At least, we trust you won't use your newfound powers to hurt us. Because you like us, right? Right. * Powers of the Abyss Watch only work if you are The One. If you are not The One, YMMV. Product Specifications Japanese-inspired blue LED touchscreen digital watch Gently touch the screen to display the time Touch and hold to enter time setting mode Blue & white LEDs encircle the mouth of the Abyss Black, snakeskin-textured leather band with buckle clasp Powered by 2 - CR2016 batteries (included) Longer-than-average battery life since the time only displays when you tap the watch! ThinkGeek is not responsible if the watch drives you crazy
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$29.99   $49.99   (- 40%)
Star Wars: The Jedi Path
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Star Wars: The Jedi Path
Every course of study has a text book, and finally we can read the text students at the Jedi Temple have been reading for over a thousand generations. It's been revised over and over by the Jedi Masters, annotated by Jedi (many times by hand, to the distress of the Jedi Librarians), and now can be bought in facsimile form. And in that form, it is called Star Wars: The Jedi Path - Jedi Training Manual. If you've ever wanted to be a Jedi, you need this book. Within the pages of Star Wars: The Jedi Path - Jedi Training Manual, the Jedi-in-training will discover the history and lore of the Jedi Order, the ways of the Force and how to wield it, the subtle nuances of lightsaber combat, and the dangers of the Dark Side. Inside Star Wars: The Jedi Path - Jedi Training Manual, you'll also find "handwritten" annotated notes by Yoda, Luke Skywalker, Count Dooku, Darth Sidious, and many more. Star Wars: The Jedi Path - Jedi Training Manual was created in collaboration with Lucasfilm, with the help of an acclaimed Star Wars author and revered Star Wars illustrators. This volume also introduces never-before-seen ships, creatures, characters, and details about the Star Wars galaxy. Star Wars: The Jedi Path - Jedi Training Manual - study now to be a real Jedi. There will be a test, later. (Insert weird Obi-Wan scream here.)
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We're All Mad Here Babydoll
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We're All Mad Here Babydoll
"Destination: Tea Party Calculating route. Turn left. Travel 200 meters. Arrive at waypoint, Cheshire Cat, on right. Recalculating route. Continue another 100 meters. Take exit on left toward March Hare's house. You have arrived at your destination, a large arm-chair at one end of a table set out under a tree in front of the house. Tenniel's engraving of Alice peering up at the disappearing Cheshire Cat printed in yellow, black, and a very Alice blue with the words ""We're all mad here."" on a purple babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. Also, you want to tumble dry this on LOW. Hot will make it shrink. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Front Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in."
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iNox Stainless Steel iPhone Case
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iNox Stainless Steel iPhone Case
"There are plenty of iPhone cases out there and most of them are either cheesy or boring. You appreciate Doctor Who, but you don't want a Dalek on your phone. Or maybe you are a klutz, but you don't want a rubber brick of an iPhone case. You want a case that is durable and functional, but also causes a scene every time you pull it from your pocket. Let's face it, it's fun to be the center of attention sometimes and that's what you'll be with iNox. Named after the French for stainless steel, Inox is ultra-thin and lightweight, yet durable enough to provide insurance against scratches and drops. Its 304 stainless steel exoskeleton is the same material used to make the Gateway Arch in St. Louis. The 180-degree rotating visor lid protects your front screen while allowing you to view the time and incoming calls through the precision-cut opening. Flip the lid to access your full screen and the lid doubles as a stand for hands-free viewing. The iNox adds minimal weight to your iPhone while allowing full access to all ports and buttons. It even has an elastic in the lid to hold your cash and cards. Rugged, yet stylish, you'll wonder what you ever did before you provided armor for your iPhone. Product Specifications Durable, ultra-thin, lightweight, and unique stainless steel iPhone 4/4S case Made of 304 stainless steel exoskeleton (same as the Arch in St. Louis!) Felt pads on the interior snuggle your phone securely Lid rotates 180 degrees to open, can double as a stand Precision-cut opening lets you view time and incoming calls when lid is closed Includes a screen protector Dimensions: 4.56"" x 2.55"" x 0.47"" Weight: 1.9 ounces"
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Doctor Who USB Dalek Desk Defender
Doctor Who USB Dalek Desk Defender
"Every office has that person. You know, the one who ""borrows"" your stuff. When your scissors are missing, you know exactly who has them. When your bag of snacks is mysteriously low, you can tell who's been noshing on them. Politely asking them to QUIT IT doesn't work with these people. You need an ally, one that can exterminate the problem. The Dalek Desk Defender comes complete with a super-long USB cable, so even if your last remaining port is way in the back of your tower, your Dalek can still stand at the front lines. The motion sensor will detect movement between 6 and 9 feet away depending on the lighting in your office. While you're sitting at your desk you can keep it in silent mode so it doesn't drive you crazy with talk of extermination. Just be sure to turn it on before you leave for lunch. Product Specifications Motion activated Dalek will protect your desk Can detect movement between 6 and 9 feet away When activated, it will shoo away intruders with talk of extermination Plugs into any available USB port Three settings: Sound & LED - Motion detector on with sound and light LED - Motion detector and light on, no sound Off - Motion detector off Includes the following phrases: Exterminate! Time, Jump, Imminent Repair. Hover SFX Gun SFX"
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Minecraft Foam Pickaxe by ThinkGeek
Minecraft Foam Pickaxe by ThinkGeek
You're in a meeting. You need to escape. You need your freedom! Sadly, escaping a meeting isn't the same as getting away from Zombies and Creepers. You can't just tunnel your way out, but maybe you could if you just had the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe! Replicating the stone pickaxe from Minecraft (data value 274 to be precise), the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe is an officially licensed Minecraft product... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
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USB 7 Port Hub with Power Switches
USB 7 Port Hub with Power Switches
Having a lot of hubs is great - you can plug in all of your fun gadgets, even your USB Pet Rock, and they'll be juiced up and ready to go when you need them. But what about those USB devices that you don't want to have on 24/7? What if the lights from your USB Christmas Tree are giving you a migraine? What if your USB Alien has stuck out his inner mouth one too many times today? You could unplug them, we suppose. But if you're anything like us, you have your hub tucked back somewhere out of the way. And by out of the way, we mean, inconvenient to get to regularly for plugging and unplugging. This hub is the perfect solution. It has seven ports and seven power switches, enabling you to turn your USB gadgets on and off without unplugging them. Just a flick of a switch and you can turn off your Big Chap before he drives you crazy, or cut off the juice once your iPod is fully charged. It even has over current detection and protection to keep your devices safe while they're plugged in. Product Specifications 7 Port USB 2.0 Hub with power switches Seven downstream ports can handle high speed (480Mbps) Full speed (12Mbps) and low speed (1.5Mbps) Bus power and self-power mode used Plug-and-play function Over current detection and protection Optional power supply (included, 100-240V) Each USB port has a power switch - only juice the gadgets you need! Windows and Mac friendly
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Retro iPhone Case
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Retro iPhone Case
"We remember the very first time we saw a cell phone. It was summer sleepover camp and we were in the backwoods of Maine, far from civilization. (Or it least it seemed that way!) On the first day of camp, the adults were going over all the important details, including that if we had an emergency and needed to call for an ambulance Mr. Jones had a mobile phone. And sure enough, he lifted this... brick of a device. Our eyes were like dinner plates. This was a phone. A MOBILE PHONE. Whoa. If you'd like to relive the days of having the ultimate status symbol, slip your iPhone into this chunky, brick-like case. It's not going to fit in your pocket or your purse, but if your backpack or briefcase is big enough, you might have some luck. Don't worry, though, the Retro iPhone case still allows you to access all of your 21st-century features. We're definitely picking up one of these to use at 80s costume parties. Product Specifications Turn your iPhone into one of the first mobile phones Combines the iconic look of an 80s ""brick"" handset with the specs of your iPhone Big and sturdy: protects against bumps and scratches Stands up on its own, vertical or horizontal Great novelty gift, gag gift, or costume accessory Compatible with iPhone 3GS, 4, and 4S"
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Schrödinger's Cat Executive Decision Maker by ThinkGeek
Schrödinger's Cat Executive Decision Maker by ThinkGeek
When decisions need to be made, sometimes there isn't a right choice. Drink coffee or tea? Hire Bob or Bob? Order pizza or Chinese? In the long run, these things don't matter. Give up your free will to the Schrödinger's Cat Executive Decision Maker. To use the Schrödinger's Cat Executive Decision Maker: Ask your question. Any question that can be answered in a binary fashion will do. The cat is extremely bored in the box and will listen to whatever you say... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
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Wonder Woman Apron
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Wonder Woman Apron
"You might be asking what the Princess of the Amazons has to do with cooking. Allow us to enlighten you as to why Wonder Woman is the best chef that ever was. For starters, her superhuman strength, stamina, and agility would negate the need for most appliances. Lemonade? Sure, she'll squeeze every drop out of that lemon. Dice a 10-lb bag of potatoes? Give her 30 seconds and a sharp knife. And if she forgot an ingredient, she could just fly to the supermarket. Just remember, her Lasso of Truth will prevent you from lying about the quality of her cooking. This is a full-length, adult-sized apron for anyone who wants to be a little bit more like Wonder Woman. We can't promise you superhuman strength, stamina, and agility or the ability to fly. But there's a Lasso of Truth on your hip and you can threaten to use it! Product Specifications Full-length, adult-sized apron featuring Wonder Woman costume One size fits most adults Size: 27""W x 31""H, 24"" neck loop, 33"" waist tie 100% Polyester: Machine wash gently with like colors, tumble dry low"
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Panic Button Light Switch Replacement Kit
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Panic Button Light Switch Replacement Kit
In every sci-fi film or TV show, there is usually one easily recognizable trope - no, not the hypersexual female alien in the skin-tight cat-suit, though she does make a fairly regular appearance. The answer we're looking for is the panic-button. You know, the Red Button™! The big shiny candy-like button that erases history, ejects the warp core, blows the emergency seals, activates the self-destruct, sounds red-alert, engages the hyperdrive, activates the halide fire-retardants, or simply flushes the waste-disposal system is a regular character in most sci-fi. It's curious, then, that the Big Red Button™ doesn't appear in your home or office! Wouldn't it be great to have one of those buttons, even if pressing it doesn't warn the sentries that the world-killer virus has escaped containment? What about your light-switch? Isn't that little flippy-lever overdue for a makeover? Sure it is, otherwise, you wouldn't have read this far! What we're offering is a wired replacement for your light-switch. Just turn off the breakers, pull out the light-switch and replace it with this one. It's a wire-for-wire swap, so it should be easy. Please be safe, though, and double - nay - TRIPLE CHECK that the breakers were switched before doing any home wiring. When you're done, you've got a Big Red Button™ that, when slapped, will turn on and off your lights. Also, if you just want to dim your lights and your computer voice-activation phrase isn't recognized by your home-automation equipment, your new Big Red Button™ also acts as a dimmer. Instead of smacking it, a gentle turn will lower the illumination to a level suitable for alien seduction. Features US Light-switch replacement kit 2 3/4" by 4 1/4" brushed aluminum wall plate and large red dimmer switch Not suitable for fighter ejection panels, nuclear rod extraction, or fire suppression systems Let's be serious here: Please use caution when performing any electrical work in your house Make sure you trip the breaker to your outlet to the off position before attempting to replace your switch
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Solar Powered Water Bottle Cap
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Solar Powered Water Bottle Cap
Light and water - pretty essential for life. Well, heck, pretty essential for just about anything. This product brings them both together in a highly functional way. The lightest, brightest LED cap available. Turns your water bottle into a solar powered lantern. This small, lightweight (just 2.6oz) cap fits on any "standard" water bottle (2" wide mouth) such as Nalgene, Camelbak, GSI and most others, turning your bottle into a solar-powered lantern. With clean, green solar energy powering your lantern there are no more burned out batteries to worry about or replace (adding to our already toxic landfills).
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Pixel Heart Heat Changing Mug by ThinkGeek
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Pixel Heart Heat Changing Mug by ThinkGeek
We all like to sit around and complain that we need caffeine to take on the oh-so-hard task of sitting on our expanding backsides and typing for eight hours. "Oh no," we say. "Don't talk to me about that spreadsheet until I've had my 4-cup French press!" Do you know who thinks you should STFU? Mario. Link. Other heroes who are busting their tails in the wild to rescue princesses and save the world. Think of them next time you complain about being bored in a meeting... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
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Crystal Cube Firejewel Necklace
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Crystal Cube Firejewel Necklace
There are a couple of ways a girl can get that "glow" people talk about: 1. Get pregnant. We hear this is a sure-fire way to glow. Of course, it involves several complications, some of which will be with you for the rest of your life. Possibly living in your basement. 2. Expose yourself to low levels of radiation. This one's nice because you might get a bonus super-power with it. But, once again, it leaves you with lifelong issues...
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Aïkiou Cat Stimulo Feeding Station
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Aïkiou Cat Stimulo Feeding Station
The problem with housekittehs is that they tend to get lazy. And fat. Take a look at the itinerary for your average cat and you’ll find 16-18 hours of sleeping, interspersed with eating, grooming, and horking what was eaten/groomed out on to the carpet. Maybe, if there is some motivation to do so, exercise will happen, but probably not. Oh look, that really good sunny spot just appeared... Got a fat cat? Or maybe one that needs a little brainteaser? Stimulo is an interactive cat food dish that stimulates the intellect and entertains your cat (or small dog!) during his meal. Hide the bits of kibble in the bowl’s many tubes. When Kitteh wants food, all he needs to do is reach into the tubes with his paw and fish it out. Meals take longer to eat, which prevents weight gain and reduces digestive problems. Stimulo has also been known to bring back interest in food for older cats. It’s like the hunting and foraging that his ancestors did... but with less bloodshed. Product Specifications Interactive cat (and small dog) food dish that stimulates the intellect Hide dry food in the bowl’s many tubes for kitty to fish out with his paw Engages kitteh’s hunting and foraging instincts Helps reduce digestive problems from eating too quickly Helps prevent weight problems Maintains a healthy mental balance by making kitty think Brings back an interest in eating for older or sickly cats
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Ice Straws
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Ice Straws
It's rumored that the first drinking straws were cut from dried wheat shaffs. But as our technology evolved, we moved on to better materials. Whoops! Okay, not at first. Wax-coated paper straws were pretty fail for long-term drinking. We eventually got things right with plastic straws and bendy straws. Oooh, and super fat bubble tea straws for sucking up giant tapioca beads. But as usual, we didn't think of the consequences: landfills full of red and white plastic straws, piles of refuse looking like giant porcupines. Save the planet and have cooler drinks with Ice Straws! The mold is made of food-grade silicone rubber and will quickly make six 8-inch straws of whatever liquid you like. Of course, we don't have to remind you, dear fans of chemistry, that alcohol doesn't freeze too well. We recommend water or juices to make the best frozen straws. Pop them out of the mold and into your drink and you'll have the coolest meltable straw on the block.
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