Cyberman Ctrl Alt Del T-Shirt - Heather Charcoal, XXL
Being a human can be so boring. For starters, you're made of extremely vulnerable flesh. It's squishy, easily tearable, and it bleeds like crazy from the tiniest of head wounds. You're also stuck with a voice that does not inspire fear in any alien race, anywhere. Most importantly, your hand does not also shoot bullets. See the problem? Do the three finger salute and delete your human body. Become a Cyberman today...
Star Wars R2D2 Relaxed Fit Ladies' Tee
There's one word that we'd use to describe R2-D2: adorable. Oh sure, he's smart and useful and on occasion, funny (at least, that's what C3PO tells us). But at his heart, he's just adorable. Round, shiny, all those buttons and knobs. The bleeping. The blooping. Love. If you hope to be as adorable as Artoo, this is your t-shirt. Show off your abs or layer it over a droid-blue cami. This is a 100% cotton black top with R2D2 printed in blue. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 42 1/2 in. 44 1/2 in. 46 1/2 in. 48 1/2 in. Length (front) 16 3/4 in. 17 1/4 in. 17 3/4 in. 18 1/4 in. Length (Back) 20 1/8 in. 20 5/8 in. 21 5/8 in. 21 5/8 in.
Spock Costume Ladies' Hoodie - Blue, L
As we all know, if you put lipstick on a pig, it's just a pig wearing lipstick. If you wear a Spock Costume Hoodie, it won't make you any more logical than you already are. The only way you can do that is if you wax your eyebrows, point your ears, and dye your hair. Better get on that if you need to be more logical. If body modification isn't to your liking, you're just going to have to study hard and eat your Rigelian Cabbage...
Something Blue V-Neck Fitted Ladies' Tee - Blue, S
Sure, he may be over 900 years old, but we'd still marry The Doctor. Wouldn't you? Alas, there's only one of him (or is there?) so we'll have to settle for a human. If you're looking for the "something blue" for your wedding day and you can't manage to summon the TARDIS, perhaps you'd like this V-neck t-shirt instead. Wear it in the morning while you're doing those last-minute preparations before donning the dress...
Doctor Who Designer TARDIS Watch
It's hard to park a TARDIS. Despite it being so small out the outside, it still has a footprint and can easily squish things if you're not careful. We think this is why people like River and Captain Jack have alternate means of getting where they need to go. We've been told that exactly ONE of these Designer TARDIS Watches has time-traveling abilities...
Browncoats Serenity Valley Tee
Commander Harken: I notice your ship's called "Serenity". You were stationed on Hera at the end of the war. Battle of Serenity Valley took place there, if I recall. Independents suffered a pretty crushing defeat there. Some say that after Serenity, the Browncoats were through. That the war ended in that valley. Seems odd you'd name your ship after a battle you were on the wrong side of. Captain Mal Reynolds: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one...
Chewie Costume Hoodie
Wow. There are bounty hunters and there are poachers out in the universe, but none like you. You caught and skinned a Wookiee and now you dare to wear his carcass around like a coat? Daaaaaaaaaaang. Are you really sure you want to invite all the other Wookiees in the universe to attack you on sight? Because that's what's going to happen. They'll never let this injustice stand! Furry Wookiee zip-up hoodie with built-in Chewbacca bandolier...
Tree of Gondor T-Shirt - Navy, S
Gondor! Gondor, between the Mountains and the Sea! West Wind blew there; the light upon the Silver Tree Fell like bright rain in gardens of the Kings of old. O proud walls! White towers! O winged crown and throne of gold! O Gondor, Gondor! Shall Men behold the Silver Tree, Or West Wind blow again between the Mountains and the Sea? - The Two Towers, Book III, Chapter II We are history buffs at ThinkGeek. But not all of it is real history...