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USB Heated Blanket
$24.99
USB Heated Blanket
"There are very few things in the universe that are better when they are cold. Among these are Revenge, Balrog, and overclocked processors. Most other things suck when they're cold - most notably you! That chill you get can't be warmed adequately with sweaters, stiff drinks or warm intentions! You need direct application of heat! If you work in an office environment, you've probably encountered the dreaded office-manager - that jerk that tells you it's ""against policy"" to have space heaters in your cube, but won't do anything to raise the temperature in the office. What does he think you're going to do, burn the whole building down? How do you keep from shivering to death? What you need is an electric blanket that won't draw the ire of that office-manager jerk. Hey, your computer spits out power out of those USB ports! Why not use them? Plug in our USB Heated Lap-Blanket to two spare USB ports, and spread it out on your lap. Suddenly, it's like Ebenezer put another lump of coal on the fire! Is it a Christmas miracle? Perhaps. All you know is you're toasty warm, and you didn't have to set the building on fire to do it!"
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Tentacle Tee Dress
$36.99 $22.19
Tentacle Tee Dress
"You know, it's a revelation when you see a DIY project you did in high school done really well. ""Oh, so THAT'S what it's supposed to look like."" That's exactly what we thought when we saw this bleach-stenciled apparel. For us, bleach stencils were mandated when our unique teenage combination of lazy and messy ruined our favorite shirts. This tentacle stuff elevates the common bleach stencil to a whole other level, so we were pretty excited when this artist out of Baltimore got to the point where she could accommodate ThinkGeek's cephalopodic needs. Note that because the design is handmade for each dress, the placement of the tentacles on each garment is unique. We don't know what you're going to get, but we can promise it won't look just like it does in these photos. That's how art works. Tentacles twine around the front of this 55% cotton, 45% polyester jersey black dress. It's 3.8 oz. which makes it soft to the touch. It's a cute dress, but it also works as a tunic if you choose to pair it with leggings. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. This is the same brand as many of our babydolls, so it should fit pretty much identically, with a little less shrinkage after washing. Length is measured from the highest point of shirt, which is generally the back collar on one side of the neck. S M L XL 2X Chest 32 in. 35 in. 38 in. 40 in. 42 in. Waist 29 in. 31 in. 33 in. 35 in. 37 in. Hip 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 40 in. Length 34 1/2 in. 35 1/2 in. 36 1/2 in. 37 1/2 in. 38 1/2 in."
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SeV Personal Area Network Microfleece Pullover
$59.99 $38.99
SeV Personal Area Network Microfleece Pullover
"Let's face it, you really do not need a real coat when all you do is run from the house to the car to the coffee shop and then into the office. So we have the perfect answer for you... the microfleece pullover. It is a pullover with many secret surprises. The versatile microfleece pullover is a wardrobe necessity. The lightweight, breathable and wicking fabric is great for hiking, biking, travel..everything! The pullover has 5 pockets, including a specially designed chest pocket with a ZIP-PIP for sunglasses and ""back-up,"" patent-pending magnetic closures. The Weight Management System (WMS) for this pocket was an R & D coup...you can't imagine how much testing went into this design. The pullover also features the patented Personal Area Network (PAN), a detachable key chain, an epaulet to attach devices, like walkie-talkies, ventilation eyelets and an adjustable waist cord. Available in black microfleece. Machine Washable. Features: 7 Hidden Pockets, Improved PAN, ZIP-PIP, Hidden Epaulet, Collar Loops, Detachable Key Holder, Subtle Reflective Accents, Special Sunglasses Pocket. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. These are the measurements of the person wearing the shirt, not the shirt itself. S M L XL XXL XXXL Chest 36 in. 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. 52 in. 56 in. Waist 30 in. 34 in. 38 in. 42 in. 46 in. 50 in. Length 29 1/4 in. 30 in. 31 in. 32 in. 33 in. 34 in. Neck 14 1/2 in. 15 1/2 in. 16 1/2 in. 17 1/2 in. 18 1/2 in. 19 1/2 in. Sleeve Length 33 in. 34 in. 35 in. 36 in. 37 in. 37 in."
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Abyss LED Touchscreen Watch
$49.99 $29.99
Abyss LED Touchscreen Watch
Beware of cheap imitators! This watch is famous. Srsly, we wouldn't lie about something this important. Here's just a small snippet of the things it can do for you*: Gives the ability to gaze into the abyss and come face to face with the true nature of your being Enables you to experience reality in four dimensions like a Tralfamadorian Use your knowledge of blue oyster cult numerals to control the Eye of Sauron Flaunt your disregard for the Temporal Proliferation Treaty of 3012 Suck the souls out of your enemies, leaving them empty shells of the losers they once were Experience the horror (the horror) of the heart of darkness or blue lights like Tron Be friended on Facebook by such famous wizards as Merlin, Gandalf, and Dumbledore (he's not dead!) Get you into top secret locations without top secret clearance Instantly assess whether someone believes in midichlorians Automatically harvest your Farmville crops, till your soil, and replant new crops instantly Checks into Foursquare for your location on all possible planes of existence Seriously, you'd better get your hands on this watch before we get a Cease & Desist from the Federation. This kind of technology just shouldn't be on the open market for any chucklehead to order and use. But we trust you nerds. At least, we trust you won't use your newfound powers to hurt us. Because you like us, right? Right. * Powers of the Abyss Watch only work if you are The One. If you are not The One, YMMV. Product Specifications Japanese-inspired blue LED touchscreen digital watch Gently touch the screen to display the time Touch and hold to enter time setting mode Blue & white LEDs encircle the mouth of the Abyss Black, snakeskin-textured leather band with buckle clasp Powered by 2 - CR2016 batteries (included) Longer-than-average battery life since the time only displays when you tap the watch! ThinkGeek is not responsible if the watch drives you crazy
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Doctor Who Over-the-Knee Socks - TARDIS
$13.99 $9.99
Doctor Who Over-the-Knee Socks - TARDIS
The Doctor Who TV show made super long scarves popular, so it stands to reason that super long socks were next in line. Super long socks keep legs warm when going to cold planets or make a fashion statement with your favorite skirt. We considered making them of Dalek-death-beam-impervious materials, but it was cost prohibitive. Sorry. You'll just have to run away. These Doctor Who Over The Knee Socks are perfect for the Whovian lady. They are made of a stretchy and comfortable cotton/poly blend...
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Lumadot LED Umbrella
$29.99 $14.99
Lumadot LED Umbrella
This umbrella is one of our favorite things. For starters, like all good umbrellas should, it keeps you out of the rain. Well, not really. It doesn't actually teleport you from a rainy location to a non-rainy location. Our inventing monkeys are hard at work developing that technology, it may be a few months before we get it perfected. Sadly, we've lost a few Customer Service temps during product testing. We really hope we'll bump into them again on whatever plane or timeline we accidentally sent them. But what this umbrella does (besides keeping you dry) is pretty awesome. With the flick of a switch, it is transformed from a boring black umbrella to a black umbrella with glowing blue raindrops all over it. Flick the switch further and those raindrops will blink! It's deliciously geeky (what geek doesn't like LEDs?) but it's also pretty, which makes it a great gift for the lady in your life who may not be geeky. Buying yourself some cool gadgets and witty t-shirts and don't feel like making a separate purchase for Mother's Day or your girlfriend's birthday? The Lumadot LED Umbrella comes to the rescue! Stay dry, stay safe, and look cool doing it.
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SmartPhone Sleeper Hands-Free Stand
$34.99 $20.99
SmartPhone Sleeper Hands-Free Stand
"We love our smartphones! They're little buddies that go everywhere with us, keeping us company on long train rides, boring meetings, and anytime we wait in line. But you know where they're a bit of a pain? In bed! Who doesn't want to settle down and watch a video or play a game while they're waiting for the sandman? But having to hold your phone and crane your neck while you're laying down doesn't help matters! Here's where this gadget comes in! With this adjustable, hands-free stand for your smartphone, now you can watch and play while you relax! It works for most smartphones, including iPhones, Android phones, Windows mobile, Blackberries! The best part: it's super easy to use! Just slide it between your mattress and box spring, and it's set. Or find other uses around the house, like with your desk -- great if you have a habit of spilling your drink all over or keep misplacing your phone all over the house! Product Specifications Works with most smartphones including: iPhone/iPod Touch, Android, Windows, Blackberry Completely hands-free usage! Relax with your device. Slide under your mattress or seat cushion Easy to use! No bolts, screws, Velcro, clips, adhesive, or suction cups Great for Movies, skype, facetime, Digital sheet music, and more Neck Length: 27"""
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Minecraft Light-Up Redstone Ore by ThinkGeek
$19.99
Minecraft Light-Up Redstone Ore by ThinkGeek
Purchase Limited to 2 Per Customer. We have to admit that once we built our dream house in Minecraft our regular world house paled in comparison. Alas, a building of that magnificence in our neck of the woods would cost far more than the amount of bananas we make as ThinkGeek monkeys. We must continue to build our dreams in pixels... If you dream of living in your own Minecraft creations, we think you'd like to sleep by the warm glow of the Minecraft Redstone Ore Light...
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WeWood Jupiter Watch
$99.99
WeWood Jupiter Watch
There are a lot of reasons to love wood. For starters, it's a valuable resource in Settlers of Catan. Secondly, it's where we get awesome things like Player's Handbooks and not-so-awesome things like TPS reports. (Sick of TPS reports? We're hiring.) But if you happen to be an animal lover or strict vegetarian or vegan, you may love wood because hey, it's not leather! The WeWood Jupiter Watch is made of 100% natural wood, saved from scraps from the flooring industry that would otherwise be destroyed. The watch features a wood case, bracelet, and dial. It's the perfect gift for someone who is environmentally conscious or who is allergic to other watch materials. Best of all, WeWood plants a tree for each watch purchased. Product Specifications Watch made from 100% natural wood WeWood plants a tree for each watch purchased Save the planet and have a unique timepiece Features two Miyota movements Hypoallergenic, a good choice for people with metal allergies Perfect gift for an animal lover or woodworker Choose: Red Wing Celtis (Brown) Blackwood (Black) Maple (Beige) Band Length: 8.66" (220mm) can be adjusted down to 6.77" (172mm) Note: Due to the season and age of the wood chosen for your unique WeWood Timepiece, colors may be darker or lighter (within reason and hue) than the photo.
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Cool Shooters Ice Shot Glasses
$24.99 $17.49
Cool Shooters Ice Shot Glasses
"You are a party viking - a Norse God of Geek-shindigs, and your gatherings are legendary. If there isn't at least one visit from the police or ambulance, people are disappointed. People whisper as you walk down the office hallways, ""did you go to his party Friday night? Dude, Britney was there!"" The two biggest problems in hosting a truly epic party are keeping the drinks cold, and glass breakage. So, the good scientists at ThinkGeek Hootenanny Industries, L.L.C. realized there was a need begging for a product. After weeks of study and drinking well into the night, we found the Cool Shooters Ice shotglasses tray. This silicon rubber tray is shaped like the negative of picardie style shotglasses. Just pour in some water, stick them in the fridge for an hour or so, and unmold 4 perfect shotglasses designed to keep two ounces of your favorite alcohol deliciously chilly while keeping your precious Austrian crystal barware safe and sound. If someone breaks one, who cares? It's ice! Toss it in the sink and make another! ThinkGeek would like to remind everyone to please not drink and perform Calculus. Remember, friends don't let friends derive drunk. Ooh, terrible joke. Was that a party foul?"
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Crystal Skull Glassware
$9.99
Crystal Skull Glassware
Have you been putting in late hours at your lab in Castle East? Seeing eerie and surprising sights? Now the cadavers rise, the ghouls knock down the doors, the zombies are pouring drinks for Wolf Man and Dracula... are you still at work or is this a party? Now everything's cool. Just have that coffin-banger over at the bar mix you a Transylvania Twist in one of these Crystal Skull Shotglasses. Not into shots? No biggie, how about a pumpkin ale or a hard cider in a Crystal Skull Stein? Sit back and enjoy the rockin' sounds of Igor and the Crypt-Kicker Five. Just remember, no matter how awesome the monster bash is, we'd like to see you around tomorrow. We hear that Frankenstein runs a designated driver service. Product Specifications Creepy cool glassware for Halloween or anytime Host your own monster bash (with or without vampires) Choose: Skull Stein (holds 1 pint), features bony handle Set of 4 Skull Shotglasses (1.5 ounces each) Dishwasher safe We love you (even you creepy people), so drink responsibly
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Dragon Ear Wrap - Right Ear
$34.99
Dragon Ear Wrap - Right Ear
We see people with awesome piercings every so often and think, "That'd be neat to have, but they must have been working on that for years." For people who don't have that kind of time, we introduce the commitment-free Dragon Ear Wrap. He hovers over your right shoulder, whispering bad ideas into your ear (like dragons do), but he doesn't require any special piercings; a single, standard earring hole will do. Gotta be in your right earlobe for this to work, though...
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Schrödinger's Cat Babydoll
$20.99 $9.99
Schrödinger's Cat Babydoll
"Twisted up in Schrödinger's uncertainty thought experiment, this historical kitty has been put through a quantum ringer that nobody should have to experience. After all it's tough work being both alive and dead simultaneously. Every student of physics knows that Schrödinger's 1935 paper regarding a hypothetical paradox involving a cat has perplexed and annoyed physics geeks for years. The basic idea; If the outcome of a circumstance is presently unknown and by observing the circumstance you will disrupt it, then it exists in all possible states simultaneously... Simple! At least to quantum physicists with massive craniums. And hey eventually this principle will seem commonplace, but by then our highways will connect galaxies and shirts like this will be so utterly obvious that they'll likely be dish rags. Don't get it? We propose the following thought experiment: Give your friend enough money to purchase the ""Schrödinger's Cat"" shirt (don't forget the shipping). Tell your friend to take the money and lock himself in a room with a cigarette lighter. Let your friend know that once in the room he is to randomly choose either to burn the money, or return in five minutes with the money intact. We emphasize that this must be completely random (aka, impossible for a human to determine but bear with us). Your friend must then stay in this box for eternity. Hey, that's how thought experiments work. Hopefully he/she is OK with that. Since you have no idea whether your friend will destroy the money, you will simultaneously either lose or recover that money. So in a quantum sense, if you extend that logic, you will simultaneously either be able to purchase or not purchase this very t-shirt which enabled you to make the choice in the first place. Isn't physics fun? Perhaps when it was based on Newton, but now things are getting really hairy. Just wait another 100 years, we haven't seen anything yet.... Black, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Stretchy and fitted, not baggy like the guys' stuff! Printed in white with ""Schrödinger's Cat is Dead"" on the front and ""Schrödinger's Cat is Not Dead"" on the back. Note: Don't want to have to explain this shirt to strangers? Fear no more! We now have free Schrödinger's Cat Pocket Cards to go with your shirt. They're perfect to print out and keep in your wallet so you can hand them out and make your escape while said strangers are busy reading."
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Star Trek Starfleet iPhone 4 Cases
$14.99 $3.99
Star Trek Starfleet iPhone 4 Cases
Captain's Log: Just got back from Deep Space Station K-7. What a mess: little guinea pig things all over the place, bar fights, some crew members I didn't recognize (but who seemed really happy to see me), no women for Kirk. It was a long day. Dictating this log using my Starfleet-approved iPhone and protecting said iPhone with my Star Trek Starfleet iPhone 4 Case. Everyone's got one on board the Enterprise. There's one for Command in yellow, Science in blue, and Engineering in red (which we try to recover when... accidents happen). They are high quality plastic with a little sparkle (just like this one lady I met on... never mind). Oh, and one time, there was this freak accident, and I discovered they have these Star Trek Starfleet iPhone 4 Cases in a mirror universe - only theirs are silvery. I brought one of those back so I can check my hair on away team missions. Hey, a captain's gotta look his best, you know. That's why we all use our Star Trek Starfleet iPhone 4 Cases. Star Trek Starfleet iPhone 4 Cases Four awesome Star Trek cases to protect your iPhone 4 or iPhone 4s. Choose from Command (Yellow), Science (Blue), Engineering (Red), or Mirror Universe (mirror-y chromed). Made out of space age (hard) plastic, with Starfleet-approved microsparkles. Fits iPhone 4 (AT&T or Verizon) and iPhone 4s.
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