Provides colorful flames for your fire Use in fireplaces, wood stoves or campfires Will not harm stoves or chimneys Wear heat resistant gloves Carefully shake approximately 2 tablespoons of crystals into the base of the flame area after the fire is we Granular Size Lb=1
H2O Instant Water Candle Kit
"Two packs per order for even more candle-ness!! Candles have been used for hundreds of years to spread light where there was dark, not just because no one had invented electricity yet, but because they were so beautiful. And ever since about 10 minutes after the first candle was created, the first candle-lit romantic mood was created. But regular candles are boring. Time to play with some liquid density and cooking ingredients (also romantic) and put an H2O Instant Water Candle Kit or few to good use. Ok, so first you get a jar or vase or something (something glass with a wide mouth). Fill it 3/4 full of water, and mix in some coloring for . . . well, color. Drop in any other crap you want in the jar for to make it more beautiful. Add a centimeter layer of cooking oil on top of that water, and gently float a wick (which you already inserted into a floater) on the water. Then light it. It will burn off the cooking oil (since said oil will be floating on top of the water), and look gorgeous. By using some H2O Instant Water Candle Kits, you will have unique candles that won't drip wax all over the place. Oh, and, if the candle gets knocked over by accident, the water will extinguish the flames. H2O Instant Water Candle Kit - a simple, science-y, exquisite way to add some beauty to your world. Please Note: You'll need to supply your own vase/jar, water decorations (rocks, etc), water, and oil. H2O Instant Water Candle Kit Just add water, cooking oil, and a jar (or vase) to make a beautifully unique candle. Fire not included, either. Non toxic, but that doesn't mean you should drink it. Colors: Blue, Green, and Red. Each Pack Includes: 3 floaters, 18 wicks, and 20g (0.71oz) of coloring). Super Six Pack Contains: 2 of each color - for super decorating and stuff. Package Dimensions: approx. 2.75"" x 5.5"" x 0.75"""
Things Remembered Personalized Birth CertificatHolder
Keep baby's birth certificate in a place of honor with this charming holder, decorated in a baby motif. Engraved with baby's name and date of birth, it's the perfect place to keep that precious document safely rolled up and tucked away. Made of nickel-plated zinc alloy.
Ornithopters are everywhere. But just in case you're thinking we're crazy, we'll list a few places you've seen these amazing flying devices. The 'thropters in Frank Herbert's Dune. The sidequests in Bioware's Jade Empire. The movies of Hayao Miyazaki. The Ornithopter card in Magic: The Gathering. The chimp-powered airplane in Madagascar 2. And our personal favorite, the half-ornithopter, half blimp that serves as the Ranger plane in Chip n'Dale Rescue Rangers. (Which probably tells you how old the monkey writing this description is...) Ready to bring a classic toy home to the digital generation? The Classic Ornithopter is a bright yellow birdie with colorful, tear-proof wings. Simply wind up his rubber band, align his tail, then toss him in the air to watch as he flaps his wings and flies up to 25 meters (about 82 feet) away. What's better than an afternoon where you can play with a flying toy and discuss Leonardo Da Vinci, Sir Isaac Newton, and the awesome science that is physics? Product Specifications WARNING: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not for children under 3 Recommended ages: 4+ with adult supervision Mechanical bird flies up to 25m (about 82 ft)by flapping its wings Classic toy for fans of birds, and or aviation Powered by a rubber band (one spare rubber band included) When you crank your ornithopter up, the rubber band stores up the energy that is used to power the tear-proof wings Directions: Pull the lever up under the right wing Hold bird upside down and crank the handle 50 times Lift the tail up (experiment with different tail angles) Press in switch under the right wing Once the wings begin to flap, lightly toss up and away. (Do not throw forward like a glider.)
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
"When we first looked at this product, we weren't terribly interested. ""Glow in the dark TP?"" we said, arching an eyebrow. ""Why on earth would anyone want glow in the dark TP?"" Then the summer thunderstorms rolled in and we lost power. Sure, we could use our flashlight apps to get to the toilet, but... well, we won't go into details. You probably already filled in the rest of that soggy, sad tale yourself. This roll of Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper is great for a multitude of things, including: Power outages Not waking sleeping spouses by turning on lights Camping Safe Halloween costume for the young mummy in your life A gift for the person who has everything Seriously, the more we thought about it, the more we realized that Glow in the Dark TP was a great idea. And we just know you'll come up with more creative ways to use it and send in your Action Shots. (Just um, don't send us any of those action shots. You know the ones.) Product Features One roll of glow in the dark toilet paper Fits on all standard toilet paper holders Yes, you really can use it for toilet paper Great for camping trips or Halloween, too!"
Glow in the Dark Constellation Creations
Whether you believe the stars are symbols of the gods, your ancestors looking down on you, or balls of gas billions of miles away, you can admit that there's something awe-inspiring about a cloudless, starry night. While forming a star takes the universe billions of years, you can create whole constellations on your ceiling or wall in just minutes with this kit. Simply tape up the constellation template, press a self-adhesive star through each hole, and remove the template. BAM, constellation. The stars charge by day via sunlight or your lightbulbs and when the lights go out, they'll glow until you fall asleep. Which begs the question, if you never fall asleep, will they glow forever? There's only one way to find out, kids! Product Specifications For Ages 5 Years and Up Create glowy constellations in just minutes 150 self-adhesive glow-in-the-dark stars 10 constellation templates with fun star facts Stars charge up by day and glow when its dark Just like real stars, they shine brightest when its fully dark Instructions and glossary of star terms included
Zippo Lighter I have Issues, Street Chrome
A text/statement theme Zippo Lighter with I Have Issues Street Chrome finish and design. This model has the following design elements: Text and Statements Standard Size case Chrome in colour. This Zippo features a Bare Metal Street Chrome finish. This lighter is fluid fuelled and housed in a Standard Size case. Zippo Lighter 24346 can be Engraved on the following surfaces: Back-body Back-lid.
45mm X-Pole SPORT Portable Dancing Exercise Pole Chrome Finish
NEW BOTTOM LOADING VERSION. This Sport Version Does NOT Spin.FACTORY AUTHORIZED DIRECT DEALERS THAT CAN BE TRUSTED....which confirms these are genuine and legitimate...don't buy a FAKE if it's a Cheaper DEAL it's not REAL. All new bottom loading 45mm Chrome X-Pole Sport. This is the real deal. If shipping to HI, AK or APO it will ship USPS Priority for an additional fee.Whether you are a professional dancer, or you want to learn to dance or simply want a great way to stay fit and healthy X-Pole is the only choice. It is similar to Platinum Stages but our pole has many benefits that can't be found on any other dance pole system in the world! This fantastic kit includes everything you need to quickly assemble a 45mm diameter vertical dance pole.Do not be fooled by cheaper imitations which only let you dance around with your feet on the ground, X-Pole is the only professional pole that you can hang upside down and swing around on safely.The most affordable Professional Grade Exercise/Dance Pole on the market!! The X-Pole Sport is stationary, bottom-loading, and features the revolutionary X-Joint! With the X-Pole Sports unique adjuster system, you can expand and fully lock the pole in position without ever leaving the ground! The X-Pole Sport contains all the parts needed for ceiling heights of 7ft 4in to 9ft. It is offered in 50mm (2in) diameter and in the Chrome finish.The 45MM X-pole SPORT Set contents and detailed features: Base Plate - 9in diameter Main Pole A (bottom pole) with attached height adjuster rod and locking nut Foam adjuster rod cover - Covers threads so you wont scrape arms or legs Main Pole B (top pole) - Only the Main Pole A and Main Pole B are needed for ceiling heights of 7ft 4in - 7ft 9in 125mm (5in) extension - Attach this extension for ceiling heights 7ft 9in - 8ft 2in 250mm (10in) extension - Attach this extension for ceiling heights of 8ft 2in 8ft 7in Combine both the 125mm with the 250mm for ceiling heights of 8ft 6in 9ft 1x 180mm (7in
SodaStream® Fizz Home Soda Maker
"Fizz it up or fizz it down—it’s up to you! With the SodaStream Fizz Home Soda Maker, making delicious soda and sparkling water couldn’t be faster, easier or more economical. Just fill the reusable carbonating bottle with water, screw it into the machine and pump the carbonating lever. The interactive display with Fizz Chip™ Technology lets you control how fizzy your drink will be as well as monitor the amount of CO2 in the carbonator. Add your favorite flavor, then enjoy—no waste, no cans or bottles to store, no empties to worry about. A smarter way to enjoy soda. For just a few cents per glass, SodaStream Fizz dispenses a bubbly rainbow of fresh sodas, seltzer waters—even energy drinks. And all without inconvenient store trips or empties that impact the environment. It’s easy to clean and comes complete with soda maker, 60-liter carbonator and one 33-oz. BPA-free plastic carbonating bottle. Soda maker measures 11½"" w x 7½"" d x 18¼"" h. Enjoy the fizz and fun of your personal soda fountain with the SodaStream Fizz Home Soda Maker from Brookstone. Order today!"
Monkey Light 8-Bit Bike Wheel Light
"Let's get one thing clear, we like lights on our bikes. Maybe it's because we want a pedal-powered lightcycle, or maybe it's just because LEDs make us happy deep down inside. Whatever. While we do have some excellent simple LED bike lights (see below), there are times when we want to pull out all the stops. These times call for us to step up the hardware. These times call for a Monkey Light 8-Bit Bike Wheel Light! The Monkey Light 8-Bit Bike Wheel Light is just a lovely piece of awesome. The battery pack straps to your bike wheel's hub (so it doesn't mess up the balance) and the light unit quickly installs near the tire. With a few button presses, you're selecting one of 20 different light patterns which will blast out of both sides of your tire (5 super-bright LEDs per side). And then you get to select the colors you want (each theme has many color options). Finally, use science (persistence of vision) and your own muscles (pedaling power) to turn 10 spots of light into awesome streaking patterns. Skulls, invaders from space, rocket ships, fiery comets, and 16 more! Get one Monkey Light 8-Bit Bike Wheel Light for each tire, and you will have the coolest bicycle ever (with the singular exception of Pee-Wee Herman's). Monkey Light 8-Bit Bike Wheel Light Straps to your bike's wheel for a delightful lightshow. Choose from 20 themes and tons of colors (you get to pick the theme and then the color)! 10 full color, ultra-bright LEDs! Hub mount (for battery pack) keeps wheel balanced. Fits bicycle wheels 20"" and larger(20, 24, 26, 27, 28, 29, 700c). Great visibility at all speeds (complex patterns best visible at 10+ mph). Maximum safe speed: 40mph. Waterproof for use in all weather. Stainless steel antitheft strap. Vibration proof 3-point mount. Up to 40 hours runtime. Includes: MonkeyLectric M210 Mini Monkey Light bike wheel light, MonkeyLectric Hub mounted battery holder, 2 stainless steel antitheft straps, 8 cable ties for mounting, 3 rubber spacers, stickers, and 20 language instruction sheet. Warranty: 2 year manufacturer warranty. Batteries: 3 AA (not included). Dimensions: Light Size: approx. 5.3"" x 2.1"" x 0.39"" Battery Holder Size: approx. 3.35"" x 1.967"" x 1.5"""
Choice of 5-lb or 35-lb sizes . Packaged plastic tub with resealable lid . Easily thin with water for desired consistency . Sets quickly on coated items-no tempering required. Also great for candy-making and baking. Excellent taste & great aroma. Made in the USA . Give your guests a decadent twist on a classic fondue with Sephra Caramel. Everyone will enjoy this deliciously rich buttery caramel in your fondue fountain. Explore new dipping possibilities with this gourmet liquid caramel. Available in your choice of 5-lb tub or 35-lb bucket each with resealable lid. How Much Caramel Do I Need?20 guests or less: 4 lbs.20 - 50 guests: 8 lbs.50 - 100 guests: 12 lbs.100 - 150 guests: 16 lbs.150 - 200 guests: 20 lbs.Don't forget to order skewers! Size: 5 lbs. (Tub).
Nostalgia Electricsâ„¢ RHD-800 Retro Hot Dog Roller
Removable rollers grill and drip tray. Built-in bun warmer on top. Great retro styling. 5 non-stick rollers. Throw the best parties with the Nostalgia Electrics RHD-800 Retro Hot Dog Roller. This fun retro-styled roller brings back memories of carnivals ball games and family gatherings. This unit holds up to eight regular-sized hot dogs or four foot-long hot dogs at a time. Five non-stick rollers rotate continuously to evenly cook hot dogs sausages breakfast links and more. The rollers grill grate and drip tray are removable for easy cleaning and a built-in bun warmer on top keeps your bread hot and ready to go. Measures 15.3W x 9.5D x 15.1H inches.Nostalgia Electrics creates products styled after their old-fashioned predecessors from popcorn machines to soft-serve ice cream makers and cotton candy machines. Their products are designed for household use are easy to use and let you create new memories while reliving the old ones. These products are ideal for sharing with loved ones and are sure to become family favorites.
Refined Feline Bamboo Kitty Ball Bed
Give your feline a taste of the Far East with the Bamboo Kitty Ball Bed. This cat lounge features an easily accessible perch and a soft-cushion pillow inside the dome interior. The cushion is machine washable for care-free cleaning. The spun bamboo construction is as durable as it is attractive and will not break when clawed.About The Refined FelineFounded in Englewood, New Jersey, The Refined Feline began with only a cat and his owner. Addressing specific problems with the current market, The Refined Feline set out to create products that provided quality toys and beds that cats would enjoy and owners wouldn't mind displaying in their homes. The result was an innovative inventory that was all at once attractive, affordable, durable, and enjoyable for cats and owners alike.
Doctor Who Dalek Projection Clock
There you are, cozy in your PJs dreaming about a new season of The Doctor, when it hits you - you are not alone. Looming out of the dark and nebulous reaches of reality you can hear them as they float towards you, giant toilet plunger manipulator appendages at the ready, gunsticks aimed for you. It's them. They're here. You run, but you can't escape. Just as fear and panic put an icy grip on you, you sit bolt upright in bed, eyes glued to the ceiling, awake. You can still hear them...
80-HOUR CANDLE BY THE HOUR
Candles such as these were used as timers for courting couples. The parents would pull the candle rope, make a cut, and when the candle self-extinguished, the canoodling came to an end. Our modern-day version features all-natural, odorless beeswax, a smoke-free cotton wick, and a metal stand complete with a candle cutter. For every three inches of candle, you get about an hour of burn time to while away as you please. This one comes with an 80-hour candle, which means plenty of hours for courting and such. Imported. 5"W x 5"D x 11"H.
Scratch & Scroll Mousepad
"The Note To Self evolves as we evolve. As teenagers, we grabbed a pen and wrote things on our hands or arms. Sometimes, this worked perfectly. At other times, we strained our brains trying to remember why we wrote 3:30 on our wrist. Where were we supposed to be? Make-up test? Karate? Picking up the little sister? D'oh. Then we got smart. We started keeping lists in Notepad. Then we remembered the milk. Then we had Evernote. Then we realized all the technology in the world wasn't catching EVERYTHING we had to remember, so we went old school with paper and pencil. Gosh, could this get any harder? It's certainly a case for hiring an evil henchman or three. The Scratch-n-Scroll is a mousepad and to-doodle list in one. The writing surface *is* the mousepad, so when the phone rings and you're having to jot down things quickly, you don't have to scramble for a pen. Simply jot notes on the mousepad using your finger or the built-in plastic stylus. It's just like that Magic Slate you had as a kid: lift up the semi-transparent sheet on top and the notes disappear, leaving a clean writing surface for next time. Bullet Headline Magic Slate meets mousepad! 9.4 "" X 8.4"" Slim, portable design Smooth scrolling surface like a standard mouse pad (but slightly larger) Non-slip back pad keeps it from sliding around your desk Works with any optical or ball-based computer mouse Write on the pad with your finger or the included stylus Lift the semi-transparent top sheet to erase"
Time is an illusion - lunchtime, doubly so. The truth is, time is an arbitrary construct created by limited beings trying to make sense of causality. We perceive time as a sequence of events in a progressive chain of cause and effect. Were we to lose our perspective of cause and effect, time would lose meaning entirely, and it would seem to sag and melt like soft cheese left out in the sun - metaphorically speaking, of course...
AK Ice Cube Tray
The AK-47 is an extremely reliable weapon. Also known as a Kalashnikov, it has been in service for over 60 years and produced in over 25 countries. It remains highly prized by those who desire a weapon that will shoot every time. Its name is feared throughout the world, and its signature bark chills the blood. And a chill is not necessarily a bad thing. On a hot day, a chill is just what you want on your drink, for example...
Cloud b Twilight Constellation Night Light, Turtle
Color: Classic Mocha edition. Comforting and adorable, the Twilight Turtle nightlight projects a complete starry night sky onto the walls and ceiling of any room, making night-time less scary and more fun. Choose from three soothing color options to create a magical, tranquil environment that helps children from age three and up to ease into restful sleep.
Ed Hardy Faceplate For iPhone(R), Love Kills Slowly, Black
Popular, tattoo-themed faceplate adds style and protection to your iPhone Show off your own unique style. Durable, snap-on plate helps protect your iPhone from drops and scratches. For use with iPhone 3G and 3GS (not included).
Dreamlights Fireflies in a Jar
"As the days get longer, and the nights get warmer, people are venturing outside their doors and enjoying the moonlight. As they walk down streets and paths, the flickering lights of fireflies are hard to miss. During some summers, trees would light up with more fireflies than there were stars in the heavens, turning the whole sky upside-down. As kids, many of us ran through our parents' back yards, collecting fireflies in jars. They'd flicker inside, blinking out their little buggy code to each other. We would wonder what their bioluminescent blinkenlights were actually saying. Were they discussing the merits of Proust? Perhaps engaging in a rabid defense of French Existentialist poetry in an age of materialism and excess. No - nothing that heady. In fact, their gentle flickering communicates their ability to mate and their location - the entomological equivalent of ""Hey baby! Yo! Over here, good-lookin'! Yo!"" Of course, unless you're an 8-year old boy, or an entomologist, bugs are kinda icky, so handling them may not be your favorite thing to do. Also, there's the cruelty factor of shaking a jar full of bugs giving them tiny buggy concussions in an effort to stimulate their bioluminescence simply for the joy of a child who, in a few short minutes, will lose interest in favor of their Nintendo DS and some new Pokemon title. So where bugs fail us, robots fill in. These robots come in the form of tiny LEDs inside a frosted glass lantern. During the day, the lantern soaks up the energy of the sun, and during the night the little robot bugs glow, flickering and throbbing like real fireflies. You can set them to glow as long as they have power, or only when you shake the lantern. Don't worry about harming the little fellas - they aren't real. Your karma is safe. So traipse across your moonlit garden again, like you did when you were a kid. Set it on your night stand to offer a soft soothing glow while you sleep, or just take a walk using the lantern as cool illumination as you go. The fireflies won't mind - in fact, they'll probably come to check out the hot little robotic numbers inside. Ooh yeah, baby. Features Glass lantern full of flickering LED ""fireflies"" Rechargeable solar batteries keep your lights going for many hours Switchable to glow when it gets dark, or when you shake the jar Soothing light that's cruelty free! 4 inches in diameter, 5 3/4 inches tall"
Flud Watches Men's The Gunmetal Boombox Watch
Flud Watches Men's The Gunmetal Boombox Watch, Watches: The Gunmetal Boombox Watch The good folks at Flud Watches just put another classic retro icon back on your wrist with the Boombox Watch. This push button digital watch comes complete with slick details accurate from the speakers to the handlebar. One quick push reveals a sharp red LED display. ALERT! The LED screen will shut off when the watch is inactive for three (3) seconds! Please don't tweak and think the watch is busted just kindly refer to your manual for a detailed explanation. • Oversized Boombox Case • Custom LED movement • Dual textured linked band • Locking clasp with etched logo By Flud Watches
Inflatable Minigun Arm
"Committing to body modification of the minigun variety is a tough decision, but one that had to be made. No longer will you be the laughingstock of the carnival games. For too long you've sat, cotton candy in hand, as throngs of snot-faced children picked away at the selection of prizes. Like vultures, they've swung down from the heavens to claim what you've worked so hard to obtain. No longer... your time is here. That giant bear will be yours! It took months to design, but only a few days to create. Unfortunately, infusing a gun to your skin meant tacking steel to bone. Since you're more squeamish than pure evil, settling for an inflatable prototype will suffice for now. It's still in the design phase and it'd be foolish and irresponsible to really commit. Having been inflated, fitted, and adjusted, your Inflatable Minigun Arm is complete. Tremble carnival games, tremble at the prospect of being defeated. Your stuffed trophies will be like eye-level apples in an unguarded orchard. Product Specifications Turn your mere mortal arm into an instrument of death Handle located inside for comfort and stability Several blow up sections for individualized detail The perfect prototype for your real metal gun arm (one day... ONE DAY!) Dimensions: 26"" long with a 9"" barrel circumference"
Power-Up Arcade Light Switch Plate
Did you ever dream of living in the arcade when you were a kid? Every morning, you'd eat your cereal on the air hockey table (turned on, of course, so your spoon would float ever so slightly). You'd get in a few rounds of your favorite game before school and when you got home, you and all your friends would mash buttons together. Then you'd go to bed, snuggled up in the ball pit...
Giant Robot Battle Fists
To Whom It May Concern, A bustling metropolis in the heart of Japan is a place vulnerable to Mother Nature's cruel sense of humor. Having recently birthed humanity, she continues to play pranks on the creatures that scurry around her surface in their attempts to survive. Humanity has their own problems, what with Dr. Eve Ell, Ph.D. consistently terrorizing the city with her mutant monsters and flying robot pandas. It's all a bit sickening. This city needs me, Giant-Mecha-Mega-Monster-Super-Funtime Dude, and I'm here to save them in any way I can. I'd be just another career man if it wasn't for my father's secret lab, which he gifted to me on his deathbed. Inside, I found the tool to save this city: the Giant-Mecha-Mega-Monster-Super-Funtime Robot Gloves. It took every last ounce of my father's remaining life force to combine the Cobalt Flame with the very last metallic flakes of Robotonium. In doing so, he was able to bring the strength of a thousand winds into the titanium frame of the Robot King's hands. And, thanks to my father, I now wear these gloves for the people of this city with the goal of saving every last one of them from Dr. Eve Ell, her flying robot pandas, and anything else that may come my way. Thank you, Father, your last wish will be my life's desire. Your Son, Giant-Mecha-Mega-Monster-Super-Funtime Dude Product Specifications Forged from the Cobalt Flame and Robotonium Wield to defend your city from evil in all its forms Inflatable, comfortable, and awesome Intended only for protecting cities and fighting monsters, not for battling friends or use as a flotation device. Includes: 2 inflatable fists You must provide: air
Personalized Musical Mini Jammers
Do your kids dream of making it big? Maybe they'll start out on YouTube like our pal Molly Lewis, build up a following, and then tour the country playing concerts all over the place. Of course, they'd need a ukulele. More into rock and roll? Looking to be like Jem and the Holograms? Mini Jammers can make it happen. But instead of Synergy and holograms, the magic behind Mini Jammers is with the use of invisible string! Your music-loving geeklings will leave their friends in awe with their command of their Mini Jammers. Set the lights, the stage, the costumes, and the music! With Mini Jammers web interface, your geeklings can even customize their Mini Jammer with their very own sure-to-be-famous famous face! All that is left to do with break a leg! Product Specifications For Ages 6 years and up WARNING: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not for children under 3. Comes with stage that can be assembled from the box Includes clothes, hats, instruments and other accessories Includes multi-color lights for light show Log into the Mini Jammers website to customize your rocker
Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container
"When a Time Lord needs to send a message, technologies like pony express or email just won't do. The psychic container is where it's at: every bit of your message conveyed in exactly the way you meant it to be heard and felt by the recipient. Of course, if it's a bad message, then the sight of the little flying box is not a welcome one. This replica of the psychic container features motion-sensitive light changing effects. Tap the top to turn on the white glow. Tap again for white flickering mode (the most psychic-looking of the effects, in our opinion!), and tap yet again to go into color mode which cycles through a rainbow of colors. The Mark of the Corsair graces the front, reminding us that a Time Lord is eternal. The Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container makes a fun desk accessory or a nifty night light for your bedside table. Product Specifications Time Lord Psychic Container from the BBC TV series Doctor Who Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible From the episode ""The Doctor's Wife"" written by Neil Gaiman Color changing plastic cube with glowing and flickering effects Three modes: Color change, white glow, and white flicker Simply tap the cube to begin the light effects, tap again to turn off Automatically turns off after 10 minutes to conserve battery life Makes a great bedside night light Dimensions: 3.63"" x 3.63"" x 3.63"" Batteries: 3x LR44 batteries (included)"