BaconPop - Bacon Flavored Popcorn
Back in the day, Timmy's grandma used to make the most delicious popcorn on the stove. She'd stick her monkey paw into a jar and pull out a big glob of bacon grease, stick it in a pot with the popcorn kernels, put on the lid, and shake shake shake as the popcorn pop pop popped. In another saucepan, she'd melt delicious butter and she poured it all over the bacon-flavored popcorn. With just a sprinkle from the salt shaker, the masterpiece was complete. You COULD do all that today - going through the effort of collecting your bacon grease in a jar and using it to pop your popcorn by hand, but let's face it, you just don't have the time to do it like Grandma Monkey. Now thanks to BaconPop, you don't have to! Just stick a bag in the microwave, press the Popcorn button, and stand back and watch the bag inflate with delicious, buttery, bacontastic popcorn. Everything is better with bacon and this popcorn is so much better, you'll never go back to regular popcorn. Ever. For nutrition information, click here. BaconPop - Bacon Flavored Popcorn Microwave popcorn with delicious buttery bacon flavor Each box contains 3 bags of Bacon Pop, ready for popping in your microwave WARNING: Once they smell it, your co-workers will jump you in an attempt to steal it. Best to eat at home. Alone. BaconPop is vegetarian and certified Kosher (aka, it tastes like bacon, but no pigs were harmed!)
50 Cups of Coffee Tub o' Caffeinated Candy
Caffeine fills our blood and keeps our brains going. We like it and we likes lots of it. We like drinks and candies loaded with it. So, when we were presented with a product called 50 Cups of Coffee Tub o' Caffeinated Candy we tasted, we loved, we snagged some to offer to you. 50 Cups of Coffee Tub o' Caffeinated Candy each contain about 200 candies. Take them 4 at a time for 100mg of caffeine (about the same as a cup of coffee). They are delicious chocolate goodness in two flavors: chocolate chocolate (just chocolate) and chocolate coffee (chocolate coffee, of course). Plop a tub on your desk and recharge yer batteries whenever you need to. 50 Cups of Coffee Tub o' Caffeinated Candy - you'll get your sweet fix and your caffeine fix all in one yummy fix. For nutrition information, click here. 50 Cups of Coffee Tub o' Caffeinated Candy Each four piece serving has about as much caffeine as a regular cup of coffee (100mg). Big tub has about 50 servings, so you can stay awake forever! Two flavors to choose from: chocolate chocolate and chocolate coffee. Net Wt.: 11.8oz
It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom? That's right, we've captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap! Each marbled bar has the words Bacon Soap debossed on top and comes in a fancy 3-3/4 x 2-3/8 x 7/8 (9.5 cm x 6 cm x 2.2 cm) tin.
Das Boot Beer Glass
But how could we pass up the opportunity to share the miracle of a 92 oz. beer glass? Really, this monster holds 2.72076 liters of your favorite beverage (or pudding for that matter). Given that introduction, it should come as no surprise that Mike K., the star of Shirt Plate, brought this product to our attention. Setting the obvious jokes aside, friends, neighbors, and small pets will be amazed by the sheer volume of material this glass will hold...
Hamburger Sweatshirt Unisex
Time to super-size your look with half a pound of raw, raucous pop fashion. The Hamburger Sweater is two sizzling slabs of style, flame-grilled to perfection and served up with a garnish of tongue-in-cheek humor...oh, and it’s cheesy. If you need to beef up your public presence, all it takes is one quick order and you’ll be the biggest mac in town.
Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages
In the olden days (at least, from what we learned from cartoons), when someone got a black eye, the best remedy was to put a steak on it. Imagine that: curing (get it?) a wound with meat! We've always thought bacon was the balm for any emotional wound, and now it can help physical ones as well! Introducing Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages! Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages are wiggly-cut, adhesive bandages that look like strips of bacon (hence the name). And really, that's about it...
Inanimate Character Stickers
"We do it every day, though mostly without thinking about it - we get angry at the stapler that mangled our presentation, or the phone when it can't get a signal. We say we ""love this coffee mug,"" and sometimes we even imagine a face on the clock on the wall. It's called anthropomorphizing, and it's where we imbue human characteristics to inanimate objects. But are they really inanimate? Certain mythologies suggest that the more we use and include these objects in our daily lives, the more connected they become with our lives, thoughts and feelings. They are pleased when we use them, and are sad when they're discarded. Think back to that stuffed monkey doll you had when you were a kid. You threw him away one day, and there he sits - vacuously staring at rotting garbage in a landfill for all eternity. Not very nice at all! So some of these objects can be construed as to have a personality. Why not make it official? Stick a couple of googly eyes, and a goofy grin on a coffee mug, and hey-presto! Your happy smilin' coffee-buddy is happy to let you drink from his skull! That letter-scale looks a little like Domokun, doesn't he? I think that tape dispenser has something evil on his mind… Hmm… Two sheets of eyes and mouths in various shapes, sizes and expressions, more than 100 stickers, are waiting for you to give life to the lifeless. That's sorta godlike!"
The Fingerstache Temporary Tattoos will be a constant source of amusement. You never know when you're going to need a mustache, and this fingerstache collection contains 19 unique mustache styles. From defending your territory in the old west to riding about town on your penny-farthing, this temporary tattoo set has got at least your fingers covered.
Gama-Go Zombie Family Car Vinyl Stickers Decals - Set of 9
The Zombie Family Car Stickers are a spooky twist on the classic car accessory. Adorn your family car with this set of stickers that includes one zombie for every member of the family--including the pets! Your family enjoys sitting down to a nice meal of brains for bonding time, making these zombie car stickers a must-have. If it's always Halloween in your household, celebrate every car ride with these zombie family car stickers.
Dookeys Key Toppers
Fix your crappy day in a jiffy with the DooKeys key toppers by GAMA-GO. There's a whole cast of lil stinkers ready to keep your keys orderly. Get yours today and save!
Halloween Party Wine Bottle Labels Stickers
Halloween Wine Bottle Labels. Includes 8 Halloween-themed liquor bottle labels
Funny Food Bandages
Our collection includes Pickles, Bacon, Beef, Cupcakes and Crime Scene. Various bandages and various sizes.