Adventure Time Footie Union Suit
Everybody has a magical place they go to in their dreams. Sometimes that magical place is high school. (Not so magical, especially if we're naked and can't get to our final exam on time!) If you're lucky, that magical place is the Candy Kingdom, where you can adventure with Jake and Finn. These Union Suit Pajamas are as cute as they are cozy. Fans of Adventure Time can suit up and look just like Finn (with Jake in pocket!) or Jake (with Finn on chest). Pull the hood up over your head to block out the light and get some restful shut-eye. Adventurers need a solid eight hours of sleep, after all. Product Specifications Look like your favorite Adventure Time character Dream about the Candy Kingdom Finn (with Jake in pocket), Jake (with Finn on chest) Material: 100% polyester Love your PJs: Wash before wearing, hand-wash, line dry Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL XXL Height 4'11" - 5'3" 5'3" - 5'7" 5'7" - 5'11" 5'11" - 6'2" 5'11" - 6'3" Weight 100 - 125 lbs 125 - 150 lbs 150 - 175 lbs 175 - 200 lbs 200 - 250 lbs Hips 40" 43" 46" 49" 55"
Angry Birds Space Light-Up LED Lazer Bird Shirt
Lazer Birds iconic laser goggles are featured in this shirt. Is he Cyclops? Or is he a Cylon centurion? Either way, were a little weirded out by his roaming red eye. If youre looking to express your love for Angry Birds or just weird out your Battlesta
Captain America Socks
Captain America is not here to lead the country. I'm here to serve it. If I'm a captain, then I'm a soldier. Not of any military branch, but of the American people. Years ago, in simpler times, this suit and this shield were created as a symbol to help make America the land it's supposed to be... to help it realize its destiny. Ricocheting from supervillain duel to supervillain duel doesn't always serve that purpose. There's a difference between fighting against evil and fighting for the common good. I'm not always able to choose my battles... but effective immediately, I'm going to make an effort to choose the battles that matter. Battles against injustice, against cynicism, against intolerance. I will still serve with the Avengers. I will continue to defend this nation from any and all threats it may face. But as of today, I am not a "superhero." Now and forevermore, I am a man of the people. Together, you and I will identify and confront America's problems. Together, we will figure out what we are and what we can be. Together, we will define the American Dream and make it an American reality. -- Captain America, Vol. 4, #7 We're kinda hoping for the comic book world to intersect with the real world so we can vote Captain America in 2016. In the meantime, we have these awesome socks, complete with wings! Prefer your heroes with capes? We have caped socks, too! Product Specifications Winged socks with the Captain America shield One-size-fits-most women (and tiny but powerful men) Materials: 80% acrylic, 17% polyester, 3% spandex Care: Machine washable Dimensions: Heel-to-toe: 8.5" (unstretched) - 13" (full stretch) Cuff: 6" (unstretched) - 12.5" (max stretch) Height: 9"
DC Superhero Crew Socks 2-pack
Even though they're saving the world and/or universe, superheroes still have to wear clean socks and underwear every day. We'll bet that since they're so busy, they probably have more pairs than the average human since they can't do laundry quite as often. And if you're ultra-rich like Batman and someone else is doing your laundry. Slip your feet into these super crew socks. They come in a two-pack: one sock is more flashy and the other is more work-appropriate. They're a cozy and soft poly/nylon/spandex blend and will go perfectly with that new crime-fighting uniform you're sewing. Product Specifications Two pack of DC Superhero Crew socks One pair is more flashy, the other more office-appropriate Choose: Batman: All-over Batman design, Gray & black Superman: All-over Superman design, Black & red Flash: Flash on your foot with symbol on the calf, Red & gray Officially licensed DC Comics apparel Materials: 70% polyester, 20% nylon, 10% spandex Care: Machine wash cold with like colors Fits men's shoe sizes 6 - 12, women's size 8+
When you're a superhero, it's important to not reveal your secret identity. Wear your mask outside, inside, and wherever you go. Now, obviously you can't wear your crime-fighting uniform while you're in the shower, that would be silly. But right when you step out of the tub, don your bat ears and utility belt, just in case! This 100% polyester black batgirl hooded bathrobe includes the hero's insignia on the left chest, a mask "hood" and a built-in "utility belt" with gold-colored thread embroidery. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S/M L/XL Chest 47 in. 52 in. Waist 47 1/2 in. 55 in. Length 37 1/2 in. 38 1/2 in. Sleeve Length 25 1/2 in. 26 1/2 in.
The Dice Are Trying to Kill Me T-Shirt - Charcoal, S
Table-top gamers tend to be a superstitious bunch. Maybe it goes hand in hand with the in-game proof that praying to the god of your choice can make your arrow fly more accurately. Or maybe it's the result of a chemical compound produced in the gourmet gestalt of Cheetos and Mountain Dew. Whatever it is, we definitely have our rituals and eccentricities...
Star Wars Boba Fett Fleece Robe
Being a bounty hunter is dirty work. You can spend weeks or months away from home, tracking your target, watching his daily movements, planning the best way to capture him and then implementing that plan. With the amount of hours on the job, it's no surprise that showers are a luxury you just can't have every day. But when you get home, it's time to relax. Remove your jetpack. Doff your helmet...
Remember that episode of Firefly when the crew breaks into an Alliance hospital and Simon puts River in the brain scanning machine? Of course, it's all special effects. But that scene totally made us yearn for some brain scanning technology we could use at home. And in walked MindWave, looking all space-aged and awesome. We'll be in our bunk, programming some Mindwave games... The NeuroSky MindWave turns your computer into a private tutor. The headset takes decades of laboratory EEG technology research and puts it in your hands. Experts agree that your brain needs to be exercised just as much as your body. Strap on the headset and the MindWave Education system will monitor the attention level of students as they interact with math, memory, and pattern recognition applications. Ten apps are included, some educational and kid-friendly and others are seriously fun for all ages. Developmental tools allow you to write your own programs to interact with the Mindwave, too. Product Specifications Research grade EEG technology for home use Exercise your mind with specially designed neuroscience meditation, mental fitness, and game applications Developmental tools allow you to write your own programs to interact with the Mindwave Lightweight, wireless headset with passive sensors eSense Brainwave Patterns measures: Attention, Meditation, Eye Blink Neuroscience frequency bands: 0.5 to 50hz Package includes: MindWave Headset, Wireless USB Adapter, Bonus Application Disc, Quick Start Guide. 10 hours of use on one AAA Battery System Requirements: PC: Windows XP or Vista & 7, Intel Core 2 Duo or Equivalent, 1 GB RAM, DirectX 9.0+ capable, 1 GB HD space Mac: OS X 10.5 “Leopard” or better, Any Intel Mac, 1 GB RAM, 1 GB HD space
Hobbit Feet Socks
If you're a Hobbit, you're accustomed to walking around The Shire barefoot, letting the grass tickle your toe-hairs. Since the Shire is so clean and well-manicured, there's no fear of stepping on something unpleasant on your way to elevensies at Bag End. If you yearn to live amongst the Hobbits, you'll have to start by growing some hair on your feet. Yes, even if you're a girl. (Use some conditioner on it and it'll be nice and silky!) Don't want to grow foot hair but still want to try to pass yourself off as one of the Shirelings? Slip on these fantastic toe socks and you'll do just fine. Product Specifications Toe socks that give you hairy feet Brown hair curls knit into the top of the foot Materials: 85% cotton, 10% nylon, 5% elasthane Size: One size fits most adults
BMO Acrylic Cup with Straw
One of the things that amuses us about learning new languages is the gendering of common nouns. What is it about a French chair that makes it feminine? Why is a Spanish blueberry masculine, but a strawberry feminine? It really makes no sense. BMO just giggles about such things. What does she think about gender? It's hard to tell what he thinks. It just is Beemo...
"Greetings newest Pokémon Master! It appears you just rolled out of bed. Thankfully, your mother got you up in time, otherwise you would've missed your chance to begin your journey with your choice of Pokémon Pal. What's this? It appears you were in such a rush that you put on someone else's pants. Humorous! But, do not fret for all Pokémon Masters start their journey trying to fill the shoes… or pants… of the hero they are to become! As a budding Pokémon Master you'll come to understand that sometimes you need a little bit of help. Sure, you're on your way to mastering and understanding the greatest creatures in our little universe, but until then the pants might not fit! So take this Squirtle, this Pokédex, and this Pokémon Belt. All three will support you in your journey of growth and change, to becoming the person that will eventually fill out those pants. Also, make sure you hold onto Squirtle, he's the best. Product Specifications Seat belt style buckle Officially licensed pokemon belts Adjustable Size: 28"" to 46"" waist 1.5"" wide, buckle is 1.5"" x 1.5"" Weight: 8 oz."
While spelunking in the basement at the ThinkGeek headquarters we met a fairy girl handing out bright blue Ocarinas. She mumbled some warning about the end of the world, deku nuts and the tri-force but we were all too busy to notice. Later some employees found that during long afternoon meetings they could summon a galloping horse just by playing the correct melody on their ocarina. But then Ganon burst in and the jig was up.....
Adventure Time Mens' Tanks
Evil threatens the land. Big, stalking, monstery, flatulent evil. The heroes of Ooo have to lead the charge. BMO and Jake are the first line of defense. BMO does its weird stuff, and Jake whips out his heavy artillery (i.e., arms). After the gun show, their sleeves (didn't we mention they were wearing shirts with their own faces on them?) are in tatters. So, they turned their tatters into these Adventure Time Mens Tanks. Now their arms are no longer impeded by sleeves; now their pits can air out after adventures. 100% cotton tanks with Jake's face on a white tank and Beemo printed on a green tank.
Enough Social Interaction T-Shirt - Charcoal, XXL
Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we've trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester all in one on your next project, you know that other people just make life more complicated. But don't worry. You're in good company here. You're amongst people who understand, cause we're like that, too...
K9 MeteorLight LED Ball
When the constellation Orion wants to play with his dogs (Canis Major and Canis Minor), he plucks a star from the heavens and tosses it to them. They leap through space, chasing after the effulgent ball. The star-ball twinkles and sparkles and is perfectly star-dog proof. While we don't recommend playing with a burning star with your pooches, we've found the next best thing: the K9 MeteorLight LED Ball! The K9 MeteorLight LED Ball is made of extra durable rubber, so it's ready for anything your dog can throw at it. Like Canis Major's ball, the MeteorLight will cycle through the whole color spectrum (there are LEDs inside, you see). And what if your aim sucks and you toss it in a lake? Don't worry - the K9 MeteorLight LED Ball will float until your dog (or you) swims out and retrieves it. Perfect for play anytime! The K9 MeteorLight LED Ball - a bit of starlight for your dog to play with.
Forever Alone Statuette
Opening the front door of your mansion, the entryway is beautifully lit by a massive crystal chandelier. Upstairs are a variety of empty rooms you run past in the middle of the night, because of ghosts and all. Downstairs is the huge kitchen that houses the monolithic steel fridge, which contains a bottle of mustard, a jar with six green olives, and a Styrofoam to-go box that was here before you moved in. Just past the kitchen and the living room with the big screen, solitary Ikea Poang chair, and gaming console (with one controller) is your library. Your massive library houses hundreds of leather-bound books, warmly lit by your fireplace. On the mantle, just below a painting of you in a velvet robe, is a series of ivory busts. Among them: Shakespeare, Bach, Lincoln, Athena, Einstein, and one you've recently added. It will have been a decade tomorrow that you've lived alone in this house and it's time you commemorated that feat. Now, among the marbled faces of the greatest individuals in history you have... the Forever Alone Statue. Time to celebrate. You would invite your friends, but... come on... Product Specifications A beloved/hated internet meme, in statue form Now you won't be forever alone. You'll have this! Individually casted in resin and hand-painted Designed in Norway, now manufactured exclusively for ThinkGeek Dimensions: 7 inches tall with support stand Weight: 1.5 lbs.
How to Traumatize Your Children
It seems that everywhere you look there is a so-called expert telling you that everything you're doing is wrong and that clearly, your children will grow up to be disease-ridden, moronic hooligans. This book is here to change all of that. We prefer to call it Self-Hurt rather than Self-Help because you really probably shouldn't do anything advised in its 144 pages. How To Traumatize Your Children teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage.
Adventure Time 16in Cuddle Pillows
As part of his list of superpowers, Jake can turn himself into a super cuddly pillow for you to squeeze and hug! Just grab him quick before he changes back. You can snuggle up to his soft fur and nap all you want. Lumpy Space Princess is a bit standoffish, kind of mean, and mostly apathetic, but she’s super cuddly. We're not sure about her. It’s obvious that LSP doesn’t care about anything, ever, so hugging her would be easy. The problem would be living with her; she’s so lazy, and doesn’t even care, that she would never clean up after herself. Make your decision, adventurer: either the superpowered stretchy Jake or the apathetic, but vastly more huggable Lumpy Space Princess. At 16”, the well-stitched, super durable, awesomely soft choice is up to you, and it’s a tough one. Choose wisely, or don’t choose at all and get both for some awesome snuggly sleepy-time adventures! Bullet Headline For Ages 3 years and up 16” deluxe cuddle plush pillow! Super durable Very soft and cuddly Officially licensed Adventure Time collectible
Grumpy Kitty Babydoll
Annoyed kitty, touchy kitty, grouchy ball of fur. Moody kitty, grumpy kitty, Grrr, grrr, grrr. Grumpy Kitty and lyrics on an ice grey, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Octopus Knee-high Socks
Do you know who likes giving hugs? The octopus. After all, they have eight limbs. Do you know who needs hugs? The English language and people who have to learn to speak and write it properly. Did you know there are three "correct" ways to pluralize the word octopus? There's octopuses (most correct), octopi (correct, but not as popular), and octopodes (rare). The last one makes us think of our favorite underwater medical professional.....
DIY Instant Underpants
Hey, accidents happen. Especially with children. So, its always important to have fresh underwear in case of emergency. All you have to do is add Instant Underpants to water and you have a fresh pair. A wet, fresh pair.
Star Wars Wampa Rug
Star Wars Gifts: Here at ThinkGeek we pride ourselves on offering nifty products covering all aspects of the Empire Strikes Back story... since it is the 30th anniversary and all. Last year we launched the coveted Tauntaun sleeping bag, allowing children of all ages to nestle safe in the guts of a tauntaun. Now as a sort of product-based prequel we give you this amazing "bear rug" style Wampa...
Star Wars Tauntaun Sleeping Bag by ThinkGeek
Star Wars Gifts: In the sub-zero wasteland of the planet Hoth, only the strong survive - and of course those lucky Jedi protected by the thick skin of a Tauntaun. Now after exhaustive movie-viewing research and analysis, ThinkGeek Labs has isolated the exact synthetic compounds needed to re-create Tauntaun fur. What have we done with this supreme knowledge? Created a Tauntaun sleeping bag, of course...
Building Brick Slippers
One of the dangers of being (or living with) a construction bricks enthusiast is the chance of stepping on a brick with bare feet. That is a world of pain that is only rivaled by stepping barefooted on a wayward d4 or Looney pyramid at a gamers house. Ow, ow, ow. While we were soothing a sore foot as a result of one such accident, we had a brilliant idea: BRICK SLIPPERS. You don't want to step on bricks with your bare feet, but now you can step INTO bricks with your bare feet and be super comfortable. They'll even shield your feet so you can step on real bricks without fear of injury. Our Brick Slippers are one size fits most, but if you have monster feet, check the dimensions below. Product Specifications Colors: Red and Blue Materials: 100% polyester Care: Hand wash the surface/spots only Size: One size fits most Interior dimension (toe to back of heel): 12.25" (roughly a men's size 12, max)
Nyan Cat Hoodie
Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan ny.... Yeah. Okay. It doesn't seem right to use nothing but "nyans" for a product's copy. Again. So we'll say instead that this is the ultimate nyan costume. If you've ever wanted to pass for an 8-bit cat zooming through space, this is a classy way to do it. Stick a Pop-Tart in your facehole and the disguise is both complete and tasty. This lightweight, royal blue hoodie comes with an all over 8-bit space print (front and back). They grey hood complete with sewn-on kitty ears and a screenprinted nyan cat face is lined in pink. 60% cotton / 40% polyester. Machine wash cold. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Ribbed waistband and cuffs are rainbow-patterned. Kangaroo pockets. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 38 in. 40 in. 42 in. 44 in. 46 in. Waist Ribbing 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 40 in. Front Length(from where hood meets shoulder) 22 1/2 in. 23 1/2 in. 24 1/2 in. 25 1/2 in. 26 1/2 in. Sleeve Length(from shoulder seam) 25 in. 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in.
Star Trek TNG Men's Socks 3-pack
If you're going to have to wear a one-piece suit to work, you can at least hope for comfortable socks. Seriously, what Starfleet tailor thought that one-piece spandex was a good fashion choice? Maybe people are less body-conscious in the future? (We can hope!) For now, work requires separate pants and shirt. It does not have rules in regards to socks. Show your love for Starfleet with this three-pack of crew socks, one pair in each uniform color...
Iron Man 3 Deluxe Hero Tony Stark Light-Up LED Shirt
The difference between you and Tony Stark isn't the billions of dollars in his bank account, the triple digit IQ that flirts with the line between human and machine, or his alter ego superhero battle suit. It's his fashion sense. Tony Stark is all about efficiency, comfort, and his suave appearance, and sometimes we can be, too. With the Marvel Iron Man 3 Deluxe Hero Tony Stark Light-Up LED Shirt, you can slide into something that gets you closer to being the legendary Tony Stark than any supercharged IQ, billion-dollar pay raise at work, or titanium-alloy suit could! (Although they couldn't hurt.) 65% polyester / 35% cotton, fitted shirt with 3/4 length sleeves features a black body, grey shoulders, and white cuffs, along with a glowing blue Arc Reactor. The body is pique, which makes it more breathable and quicker drying. Note that this has a slightly athletic cut to mimic the shirt in the film. Please reference the chart on the Sizing Info tab to select your size. Product Specifications Officially-licensed Marvel collectible Black poly/cotton blend, 3/4-length sleeve shirt containing a light-up Arc Reactor Modeled after the Arc Reactor in Iron Man 3 Machine washable (all electrical components can be removed from the shirt) Requires 3 AAA batteries (not included) Washing Instructions: All electronic devices and accessories must be removed before washing the shirt. To remove electronic components: Detach cable from battery box. Carefully peel off the hook & loop attached light panel. Remove the light panel along with its cable from the shirt. Machine wash in cold water with like colors. Tumble dry low heat.
Star Wars Jedi & Sith Bath Robes
When a Jedi isn’t busy being a Jedi - gallivanting across the galaxy, negotiating trade disputes, or cutting the arms off of loudmouth bar patrons, they’re often found at home, relaxing on their easy-chairs and sipping on white-russians. It’s true. Nothing is more important to a Jedi than serenity. Comfort, for a Jedi in repose, is key, so when he lounges, you won't find him wrapped in many layers of cotton. No. You won't find him in ridiculously elaborate and colorful gowns with insane headdresses and clown makeup. The most relaxed jedi are often found in his soft fleece bathrobes. This sumptuous dressing gown is warm and luxurious - perfect for those strong with The Force who are taking a vacation, going bowling, or having their persian rugs cleaned. Sure, if you wanted to go out, whip out your lightsaber and start cutting down Sith, that's, like, your prerogative, man. Just remember, a Jedi abides. One size fits all, though Jawas may need a bit of alteration.
Smart Mass Thinking Putty
The ultimate stress reduction office toy is here. Of course you remember playing with putty as a kid...
Chainsaws are awesome tools. They've been around ever since around 1830 (look up: Heine's osteotome) and evolved into what we know by around WWII. But it's kind of hard to keep a whole chainsaw in your pocket (not to mention dangerous). Oh, but now you can. And, because it's just the perfect name, we call this chainsaw you keep in your pocket: the Pocket Chainsaw! Each Pocket Chainsaw comes curled up in a tin...
Root Vue Farm
Multiple Award Winner, including Dr. Toy and Oppenheim Gold! One unfortunate fact about gardening is that you don't see a lot of the magic because it's under the ground. It's all fine and dandy to plant seeds and then watch them sprout, but what about the other half of the plant? Sure, you could dig up the plant to see the roots, but then it's just about dead. If only there was a sort of ant farm for vegetables.....
Plush Unicorn Slippers for Grown Ups by ThinkGeek
On TV, we're always hearing about things being part of a balanced breakfast. Get those whole grains! Get your fresh-from-Florida OJ! Don't forget to get some Philly in your fruit spread! But all of these balanced breakfasts eliminate one very important item. BACON! ...okay, TWO very important items. Bacon and magic. Starting your day with breakfast is a great idea, but a healthy dose of magic will catapult your mood into the stratosphere and improve the world around you... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Movie Night Accent Pillows
Movies are rarely a solitary hobby. Even if watched alone, thoughts, excitements, and moments are always shared with friends. But, the most popular movie-going friends are always the ones you never think about until they're gone: the snacks! Sure, everyone eats popcorn and potato chips, uses the remote to turn the volume up, pause, or rewind to re-experience the best moments, but what about them? What about the snacks? What if the snacks and movie-watching instruments are the ones that want to watch the movie most... and we never give them a chance to do so? It's time to snuggle up with your most frequent movie companions. Give the potato chips the chance watch his favorite rom-com. Pop into the living room with popcorn for her favorite horror flick. Cuddle them all and get ready for a movie night! Product Specifications: Accent pillows for film geeks Popcorn, Potato Chips, Remote Control, TV, and VHS Tape Always happy to watch what you want Care: Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent Dimensions: approx. 26" x 13"
Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages
In the olden days (at least, from what we learned from cartoons), when someone got a black eye, the best remedy was to put a steak on it. Imagine that: curing (get it?) a wound with meat! We've always thought bacon was the balm for any emotional wound, and now it can help physical ones as well! Introducing Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages! Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages are wiggly-cut, adhesive bandages that look like strips of bacon (hence the name). And really, that's about it...
When we saw this necklace, we knew it was perfect for our audience. It works both for straight-up Apple fangirls and also the girl who has to get under the hood of every gadget. For the former, this pendant is ready to go right out of the box. The default pulse that comes preprogrammed is reverse engineered from the Apple “breathing” LED pattern. The latter can get in and tinker with how the pendant's LED flashes to her heart's desire, because it's completely open source. The source code, circuit board files, schematics and CAD files are posted on GitHub. The pendant is machined from 6-series aluminum. Each iNecklace contains a circuit board with pulsating LED and two CR1220 batteries (one for now, one for later). The pendant is on a 18″ sterling silver 1.6mm diamond-cut curb chain that has been treated to inhibit tarnishing. Comes packaged in a black velveteen box.
Ted R Rated Talking Plush
"Everybody needs a friend, right? And almost everybody is afraid of thunder. So what sane person wouldn't wish for their favorite teddy bear to come to life so that you could play and prank together, and, better yet, be thunder buddies for life! No worries, your teddy bear's pot-smoking habit won't really become a problem until later in life. Bring home your own thunder buddy with this R-rated talking Ted teddy bear plush featuring five phrases from Seth MacFarlane's hit comedy Ted. Great for a good laugh, we just wouldn't let him babysit your kids or anything. Product Specifications R-rated, talking teddy bear from the Ted movie Recommended ages: 18+ Features 5 phrases from Ted movie: ""Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I'm - I'm a little f---ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I'm just kidding you! I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was f---ing retarded."" ""You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm gonna stuff my f---in' face with Pepperidge Farm.'"" ""Well you never should've trusted me. I'm on drugs!"" ""Alright c'mon, let's sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F--- you, Thunder! You can suck my d--- You can't get me, Thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts."" ""Oh f--- that. It's been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years. Where's my ring, huh? Where's my ring, a------? Where's my ring, mother f---er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f--- C'mon!"" Featuring Seth Macfarlane's voice from his movie Ted Care: Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent Dimensions: 8"" tall"
USB Pet Rock by ThinkGeek
The Pet Rock phenomenon was an unbelievable experiment performed in the 70s by an advertising executive. The challenge: could he take a simple idea, market it, make people happy, and use it all to turn himself into a millionaire? The answer: yes. And . . . well, we at ThinkGeek love performing famous experiments to see if we can duplicate the outcome. But we need your help. Simply plug the USB cable into a free port and let the fun begin. The USB Pet Rock will instantly begin to work its magic...
Giant Minecraft Foam Creeper
The sun's about to go down and you should be heading back home, but you need three more birch woods to make a stack! Chopping furiously, your iron axe breaks. The only thing left to do is use your shovel or go at it kung fu style. Punching furiously, the sun has all but a few pixels below the horizon and you can hear the spiders and zombies coming out. It's time to make a break for it. Only a few dozen yards out you can see the square patch of torches illuminating the night, casting silhouettes of shambling creatures prowling the edges of your fence. There's no way you can get past them without taking damage and all that tree cutting has left you hungry. Thankfully, there's a mine that you connected your house that's just behind a nearby hill. Wait! What's that? "SsSsssSsSS..." It's too late; you don't even bother moving. Respawn or Exit to Title Screen? Product Specifications Foam Creeper for fans of Minecraft Made of EVA foam As much articulation as an 8-bit Creeper could and should have Frighteningly huge and detailed Invented at ThinkGeek! Officially licensed Minecraft collectible Dimensions: 2 feet tall!
Geeks are notorious for collecting small and expensive things. Usually electronic, but sometimes they are mineral in nature. The point is, they are valuable - either monetarily, or with emotional significance, and they need to be kept safe. Your stuff could just as easily be someone else's stuff - all it takes is a appropriately awesome object worth stealing, and a really cruddy job of locking it up. What are you thinking, sticking it in a safe? What nonsense! Where's a thief going to look first? That's right - your safe. Stupid. Hiding in plain sight - that's what you need to do. We've glued two random hardcover books together, drilled out several hundred pages, and boom-shanka! You've got the perfect hiding space for nearly 80 cubic inches of stuff. Place these books crammed full of treasure on your bookshelf, and nobody will be the wiser.
Blood Bath Shower Gel
The blade flashes. The violins stab out freaky chords. The shower curtain is pulled off its rings - one by one. Chocolate syrup gets washed down the drain. And then Norman Bates needs to take a shower himself (filming a Hitchcock film is hard work, you know). Lucky for him, stashed away with his knife and wig, he has a bag of Blood Bath Shower Gel. And that means he'll not only get clean, but he'll have fun doing it. Blood Bath Shower Gel the perfect addition to your gory bathroom. It smells like cherry, cleans ya real good, feels and looks like extra thick blood, and has a rope to hang it from any nook or cranny of your shower. And hang it you will, because then the IV-styled blood bag will really show off its good looks. This crimson cleanser goes great with your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat (see below)! Blood Bath Shower Gel - it murders grime.
Superhero Caped Socks - Batman
Your socks are one of the few places you can secretly be geeky that still allow you to show your geekiness off if your audience earns it. Geeky underwear, not so much. At least, well, unless you have to moon the folks in question. And although the Superman shirt reveal is awesome, you end up spending a lot of time reattaching buttons to all your dress shirts instead of fighting crime.Geeky socks are a lot more subtle, even ones with frickin' capes attached to them...
Self Stirring Mug
How do you like your coffee? Cream with one sugar? Nice. Just cream? Cool. Black? Rock on. Everybody except the black coffee drinker listen up - what do you use to stir your coffee? A spoon? Swizzles? Tongue depressors? Bah. All of those so-called stirring solutions are fraught with failure...
Jet Sodamaker Start Kit - Black
Starter kit includes: Jet Sodamaker, CO2 cylinder, 1 reusable carbonating soda bottles, and instructions. Quick, simple and easy to use - transforms water into soft drinks. Reusable CO2 cylinder produces up to 60 liters of carbonated water. Reusable Carbonating Bottles - BPA free, provides over 2 years of high pressure use with Sodamakers, hermetically sealed caps keep drinks fresh longer than store bought sodas.
Boy's Sneaker Despicable Me - Black/Yellow
Are you constantly telling him to watch where he's going? He can get some help with these "Despicable Me 2" boy's athletic shoes featuring the Minions. These fun shoes feature a soft microsuede design with plastic sides picturing all of his favorite Minion pals including Paul, Steve and Dave! The bright yellow laces lie over a breathable mesh tongue with the top displaying a one-eyed minion complete with a fun motion googly-eye. The non-marking soles make these sneakers great for gym class or for everyday wear.
Merry Products Mansion Dog House with Heater
Your furry friend will lounge in style in the Merry Products Mansion Dog House with Heater. Made in a solid fir wood construction, this deluxe dog house features a unique and distinctive house design. Its raised floor keeps your pet dry while its stable structure allows the house to withstand humidity and extreme temperatures. Ultra-durable, this dog house comes with a doggy door for easy access and to protect your buddy from the elements. The roof and bottom panels are removable for easy cleaning.About Merry ProductsCapitalizing on their expertise in wood construction, Merry Products offers a variety of quality wood products, including outdoor furniture, garden and decorative furniture, garden-use woodwork, and an exclusive line of wooden pet houses. Merry's skillful craftsmen uphold strict standards when kiln-drying and staining their wood products to enhance the durability and beauty of every piece.
Boomer & George Stair Case Dog House
Additional limited-time savings reflected in current priceAvailable in multiple sizesRobust, weatherproof finished fir wood constructionLarge rooftop with easy-to-climb staircaseRaised floor design stays dry and comfortableComes with hardware for simple assembly. A good dog deserves a good view and they don't get much better than that from atop the Boomer & George Stair Case Dog House. Boasting solid fir wood construction this house has steps along one side leading up to a rooftop balcony with safety slat rails. The stairs can hold up to 140 pounds of weight. Your dog can spend his afternoon on top of the house patrolling for rabbits and napping in the sun. If it starts to drizzle or he gets dog-tired he can head to the spacious interior area. Weatherproof leg protectors and a raised-floor design resist moisture and ensure that the house stays dry and provides comfortable shelter even in hot cold or wet conditions. With easy-to-follow instructions and all hardware included this dog house assembles easily with a Phillips screwdriver. Small Dog House Dimensions (in inches) Door opening: 9.45W x 12.08H Interior: 31W x 22D x 16.6H Staircase: 11.8W x 8.3D x 14.6H Overall: 33W x 25.8D x 28H Medium Dog House Dimensions (in inches) Door opening: 11.8W x 16H Interior: 37.9W x 28D x 20.6H Staircase: 15.7W x 9.2D x 19.2H Overall: 40W x 32D x 32H Large Dog House Dimensions (in inches) Door: 13W x 17.9H Interior: 46W x 30D x 22.4H Staircase: 16W x 10.4D x 20.6H Overall 48W x 32D x 35H Size: Large - (48W x 32D x 35H in.).
Dachshund Ice Cube Tray
Dachshund Ice Cube Tray Silicone ice cube tray yields 9 wiener-shaped cubes, each measuring 2-1/2"L x 1-1/2"H x 1/2"D. The malleable tray makes it easy to pop the canine cubes right out. Tray is dishwasher-safe and measures 6-1/4"H x 8-1/2"W x 1/2"D.
HP U160 USB Portable Monitor
HP U160 15.6-inch LED Backlit Monitor... The super light and thin HP U160 companion display sets up and folds down in a snap, and connects to any notebook with a USB 2.0 port. Ample 15.6-inch diagonal screen size, 16:9 widescreen aspect ratio and 500:1 contrast ratio aligns with most traditional notebook screens --without the weight and bulk of carrying a second notebook.
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Travel Charge Quad Hub 9.6 Amp
Charge four devices at once in vehicles. Plugs into vehicle's cigarette lighter receptacle. Say 'bye to one at a time charging of devices while in your car, truck, boat or RV. A single Travel Charge Quad Power Hub charges up to four devices at once via USB outlets. Includes 3M tape for optional mounting. Features: Run and charge your electronics in your car, truck, boat, or RV. USB power output to charge and run up to four devices simultaneously. Charge your smart phones, cell phones, iPad, Kindle, and other electronics. Safety features include: On/Off switch, short-circuit, and low voltage shut-off. Specifications: USB Power Ports: 4 USB Output: 5 V, (4x) 2.4 A (9.6 A) DC Input: 10 V to 15 V Low Battery Shut-down: 10 V 0.3 V Size: 1.3 x 4.3 x 3.0 in. (3.4 x 11.0 x 7.7 cm) Cables Provided: DC car adapter (AWG16) Accessories: Mounting tabs, 3M tape for optional mounting Surface finish: Metallic paint Optional Accessory: AC adapter Electronics shown are not included. Travel Charge Quad Power Hub 9.6 amp Charges up to four tablets. Also charges the latest iPad, 2.4A.
PadTab Tablet Wall Mounting System
Tired of propping your tablet up on your kitchen counter while you whip up your latest culinary masterpiece? (Or like us, after you eat your significant other’s culinary masterpiece, you want to re-re-re-watch Game of Thrones while you wash the dishes.) Here are some ideas for ways to use your PadTab: In the kitchen: Stuck to a wall, cabinet, or fridge, you can use your tablet to compile the grocery list, read recipes, or watch videos. D&D game night: Mount your initiative tracker (we like 4eTurnTracker!) behind the DM so everyone knows who is up next. In the office: Can’t access Twitter on your work computer? No problem. Turn your iPad into a wall-mounted second monitor to access blocked sites. Getting your +5 CHA: Mount your tablet to the wall in front of your torture exercise machine. Besides, looking at Khal Drogo is enough to inspire anyone to work out more. The PadTab Tablet Mounting System doesn’t require any powertools or hard work to install it. Slide your tablet on and it’ll stay safe, secure, and steady until you remove it. Product Specifications Mount your tablet to any wall, cabinet, door, refrigerator, or clean flat surface Compatible with: The New iPad(iPad3), iPad2, iPad, Samsung Galaxy Tab 7”, Viewsonic gTablet and ViewPad 7” & 10”, Nook Color, Amazon Kindle, Motorola Xoom, Acer Iconia Tab A500, HP TouchPad, Blackberry PlayBook, various Archos Internet Tablets, more! Easy on, easy off design to quickly place or remove your tablet Low profile PadTab means that your tablet will still fit into most soft cases and lay flat on a tabletop Kit comes with two WallTabs to mount into two areas WallTabs are inconspicuous and paintable to match your decor
CyberpowerPC SLC6000 Desktop PC
CyberpowerPC SLC6000 Desktop PC
Apple® - Iphone® 4s With 16gb Memory Mobile Phone - Black (verizon Wireless)
The iPhone 4S features a powerful dual-core A5 chip with faster graphics for browsing the Web, switching between apps, gaming and more. The 8.0MP camera boasts advanced optics and shoots 1080p HD video. Ask Siri, a voice-activated intelligent assistant, to make calls, send texts, set reminders and more. Features the iOS 5 operating system with its easy-to-use interface, rock-solid stability and extended battery life. Use with iCloud to store your digital content and wirelessly push it to all your devices. Requires a voice plan and a data package. Early termination fee of $350.
Cube 3D Printer
Bring your 3-D projects to life. The Cube 3D printer is a 3D printer for everyone. It's super easy to use, and helps you turn your ideas into real things you can hold -- such as toys, jewelry and mugs. Super easy and simple to use for anyone years 8 of age to 80. It's ideal for the home, classroom and office and creates prototypes, models, toys...the list is endless! Simple set up -- just plug it in and hit print. Includes WiFi so loading from your computer is a breeze. Comes with one cartridge of neon green plastic medium. You can also use cartridges in 16 different colors (sold separately) including vibrant colors, neutral colors, metallic silver and glow in the dark. Print time is proportional to the size and complexity of the creation. An average smartphone case takes about 2 hours to print. Ships with easy to use software that preps your files for printing. Available for Mac or Windows. If your item fits within a 5-1/2" x 5-1/2" x 5-1/2" space, the Cube can print it. Comes with 25 free 3D files designed by professional artists. Select printer color. Measures 10"H x 10"W x 13"D and can make objects 5.5"H x 5.5"W x 5.5"D.
Uanyi Pixel Art Backpack
"Are you a fan of an obscure or unpopular 8-bit character? Lamenting the fact that you can't find a backpack with Bayou Billy, Bomb Jack, Dragon Duck, Pitfall Harry, or Simon Belmont on it? What's with these companies only printing popular characters like Mario? The Uanyi Pixel Art Backpack lets you pay homage to your favorite 8-bit characters. This black canvas backpack features a flexible yellow silicone base which can be decorated with colorful silicone pixel blocks. You'll get plenty of pixels to design your own flexible and fun bagsterpiece, and when you get bored you can pop 'em all off and start over again. Product Specifications Decorate your own 8-bit backpack Black canvas backpack with silicone base on the front Comes with a package of colorful silicone pixels Your finished bagsterpiece will be bendy and durable External Dimensions: 16.5"" tall x 13.5"" wide x 5"" deep Internal Dimensions: Laptop Compartment: 14"" tall x 12"" wide x 2.5"" deep Main Compartment: 14"" tall x 12.5"" wide x 5"" deep Elastic Compartment: 9.5"" tall x 12.5"" wide Top handle pocket: 3"" tall x 6"" wide ""Will my laptop fit in this bag, ThinkGeek?"" Let's find out together! Laptop Fitting Guide Measure your laptop. Like TVs, laptops are listed by their measurement on the diagonal. Bags, on the other hand, are measured on the edges. Not all 17"" laptops are the same size, so you'll need to measure the length & width of your closed laptop. ""But my laptop is at home, ThinkGeek!"" If you can't wait, Google has superpowers to tell you the dimensions of your laptop if you ask it nicely. Just input the make and model of your laptop and ye shall receive. ""I've got the measurements! Now what?"" Compare your laptop's measurements to the measurements of the bag. If the laptop's measurements are smaller than the bag, it fits! If one or more of the laptop's measurements are bigger, you're out of luck with this bag. Try another."
Beats by Dr. Dre® Solo HD High Performance On-Ear Headphones
Hear all the sonic details that today’s artists and producers want you to hear. Advanced driver design for smaller, lighter headphones Two speakers in each earpiece Built-in microphone for hands-free calling Tri-fold design collapses in three places for easy transport Soft leather earcups form an acoustic seal to keep sound in and noise out Adjustable headband Scratch-resistant, clear-coat finish Includes touring case and soft, anti-microbial cleaning cloth Clearer sound. Deeper bass. Beats Solo™ for HD headphones are the only Beats by Dr. Dre that come with not one, but two speakers inside each can. That means you get crystal clear highs and deep, rumbling lows in high definition. Tough enough for the street. Every pair is now constructed of super-durable, flexible material, reinforced with a metal strip. They look good, too–every pair of Beats Solo HD headphones features the same high-quality, clear-coat finish that you might find on a luxury sedan. Built-in mic for calls. Switch easily between songs and incoming calls. No need to take off your headphones or talk into the phone like a walkie-talkie. The soundtrack of your active lifestyle deserves the rich, dynamic sound reproduction of Beats by Dr. Dre Solo Headphones. Order from Brookstone today!
ROMWE | Owl With Furry Wing Grey Jumper, The Latest Street Fashion
Shop Owl With Furry Wing Grey Jumper online at ROMWE,the latest women fashion collection.
Bluetooth-enabled speaker that packs a 1-2 punch, from the experts at Ion. Doubles as a light projector, too -- emits multicolored lights onto any wall or ceiling! All packed into an ultra-compact shell that makes it the ultimate portable-party-maker.CONTENT + CARE- Rechargeable battery + USB charging cable included- Plastic- Wipe clean- Imported