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Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver of the 10th Doctor
Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver of the 10th Doctor
We here at ThinkGeek HQ just can't get enough Doctor Who. We all dress like different incarnations of the good Doctor, we pal around with robotic dogs, and some of us even sleep in our TARDIS (won it in a really strange poker tournament two years ago). So you can imagine how we danced with joy when we saw this Sonic Screwdriver set. Ready to handle a Time Lord's tool? Each Sonic Screwdriver feels just perfect...
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Caffeinated Nixie Tubes
Caffeinated Nixie Tubes
"A ThinkGeek Exclusive Candy - now with 200mg of caffeine per tube! Dr. Timmy sat in his lab contemplating his youth, which grew more distant with every passing thought. Mainly, he reminisced about his favorite childhood candies. One in particular stood out. It was basically a paper tube filled with powder candy (we won't mention names, but you know what we mean). Suddenly, Dr. Timmy threw back his head and began to laugh. He dashed about his lab, flipping switches and throwing levers. There was a crash of lightning and Dr. Timmy held in his hands a thing of beauty. A test tube filled with powder candy (like he remembered), but with a mad scientist twist: it was now loaded with caffeine. And thus, Caffeinated Nixie Tubes were born. If we do say so ourselves, Caffeinated Nixie Tubes are to die for. They are sweet, they are sour, and each tube is loaded with 200mg of caffeine (more than most energy drinks)! Each pack has five mouth-watering flavors and uses encapsulated caffeine technology to bring you the most buzz without even a hint of caffeine taste. Here's how we recommend taking them (for maximum potency): get a buncha spit in your mouth and pour the whole tube (or as much as you can) under your tongue. Then let it dissolve a bit; swish it around in your mouth; savor the flavor and feel the buzz; and then swallow. Trust us, if you ""shoot up"" like that, the caffeine of our Caffeinated Nixie Tubes will get into your blood faster. Dr. Timmy wants you to stay awake forever; Dr. Timmy prescribes Caffeinated Nixie Tubes! For nutrition information, click here. Caffeinated Nixie Tubes Delicious sour powder candy, loaded with caffeine! 200mg of caffeine per tube. Flavors: Cherry, Lemon/Lime, Fruit Punch, Watermelon, and Blue Raspberry Each pack contains one of each flavor. Each tube is 8g of power powder goodness."
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Doctor Who Linear TARDIS Babydoll
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Doctor Who Linear TARDIS Babydoll
"Doctor Who fans know that the Doctor's TARDIS is stuck as a police box due to a faulty chameleon circuit. What you may not know is that back in the day on Gallifrey, the Time Lords had a sport that was similar to NASCAR (they did involve ""turn left, turn left"" but in a way we can't really grok as mere humans). They involved whipping about time and space, checking in at various points with race officials of various civilizations and waving at the cheering fans during the pit stops before quickly vworping to the next checkpoint. So the next time you wonder why the Doctor has so many of those turbulent moments in the TARDIS, remember that in his youth, he was a star on the TARDIS NASCAR circuit. A white line-art version of the TARDIS with the modern Doctor Who logo above it on a navy, babydoll (fitted) shirt."
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Classic Super Famicom Controller For Wii
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Classic Super Famicom Controller For Wii
When we got our hands on this controller, it was just like old times. A homecoming, as it were. You see, we grew up with Nintendo. We dented our hands with the boxy NES controllers and then sighed in ergonomic relief for the SNES controller with its rounded edges. But Nintendo apparently forgot everything they learned about comfort when designing the Wii controller. Playing SNES virtual console games with a Wii controller just felt wrong. Thankfully, the Classic Super Famicom Controller is here to save the day and let you relive the glory days of the 1990s in comfort. Use your Wii Virtual Console to play all your favorites from Super Metroid to Chrono Trigger to Zelda: A Link to the Past to Street Fighter II. We're sure you have a few guilty pleasure games, too. Tell us yours in the Facebook comments below and we might tell you ours. Product Specifications Play your favorite SNES games via Wii Virtual Console Much more comfortable than the Wii controller Feels just like being in your Mom's basement in the 90s The same button layout as an SNES controller, shoulder buttons included! Connects to your Nintendo Wii
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Wonder Woman Apron
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Wonder Woman Apron
"You might be asking what the Princess of the Amazons has to do with cooking. Allow us to enlighten you as to why Wonder Woman is the best chef that ever was. For starters, her superhuman strength, stamina, and agility would negate the need for most appliances. Lemonade? Sure, she'll squeeze every drop out of that lemon. Dice a 10-lb bag of potatoes? Give her 30 seconds and a sharp knife. And if she forgot an ingredient, she could just fly to the supermarket. Just remember, her Lasso of Truth will prevent you from lying about the quality of her cooking. This is a full-length, adult-sized apron for anyone who wants to be a little bit more like Wonder Woman. We can't promise you superhuman strength, stamina, and agility or the ability to fly. But there's a Lasso of Truth on your hip and you can threaten to use it! Product Specifications Full-length, adult-sized apron featuring Wonder Woman costume One size fits most adults Size: 27""W x 31""H, 24"" neck loop, 33"" waist tie 100% Polyester: Machine wash gently with like colors, tumble dry low"
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$9.79   $24.99   (- 61%)
Maze Pen
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Maze Pen
You don't by any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you? Didn't think so. Oh well. We do love mazes, but we've been stuck in this one for quite some time and it's a little difficult to find the way out. There are these semi-plush walls that make rectangular boxes in which there are almost always desks. Some of the enclosures are decorated with plush versions of terrifying monsters like mindflayer rats and young Elder Gods with big blue eyes. There's even a member of the Locust Horde, but we're pretty sure Big Chap from Alien has him under control. There seems to be multiple sources of fluorescent lighting, but they're not turned on. It's a bit dark in here... are you sure you haven't seen the exit? This pen is for every kid-at-heart who has ever gotten lost in a hedge maze or bonked their head a little too hard in the glass maze at the amusement park. (That nosebleed really helped future maze-goers find the way out. Hooray for "helping!") It's a simple black pen with a maze inside. Rotate the pen around to help the ball find its way to the other side. Great replay value! Turn around and move the ball back to the beginning when you're done! Whoa. Perfect for folks who like to fidget in meetings and have been forbidden from playing with their iPhone by management. Product Specifications Pen that contains a maze with a little ball Move the ball through the maze to win Excellent way to entertain yourself during boring meetings Does not contain an oubliette. (Oh, don't act so smart. You don't even know what an oubliette is.)
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Unikeys Unicorn Key Caps
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Unikeys Unicorn Key Caps
Unicorns have power - magic sparkly power! Their horns can be used to allow eternal darkness to reign in the form of Tim Curry. The tail hair is oft used in wand cores, and the dust filed from the horn can cure any disease when mixed into a potion. Handy! What is not as well known is, the Unicorn horn can also unlock any lock! It's true! Simply place one of your keys into the special silicon Unikey Unicorn Key Caps and watch the magic happen! Insert your Unicorn horn into your house door, and watch the bolt slide away! Warning! The use of Unicorn Horn is strictly regulated by the United States Department of Magic. The USDoM and the foreign signatories of the International Regulation of Magical Creatures Treaty of 1431 strictly regulate the usage of Unicorn and Unicorn related products. Any misuse of Unicorn Horn can result in stiff penalties including, but not limited to, shunning, loud 'tut's, and a firm talking-to.
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Battery Thermokruzhkus Mug
Battery Thermokruzhkus Mug
Caffeine is our power source, whether it's from coffee or tea or BAWLS. What better way for us to visualize our batteries being charged than a mug with a battery that powers up when we fill it with our piping hot caffeinated libation of choice? This ceramic mug is classic black with a white outline of a battery on it. Pour in your hot liquid - anything over 96.8F (36C) - and watch the green cells within the battery light up. As your beverage cools (or is ingested) the battery will fade into emptiness, reminding you that you need a refill. Product Specifications Ceramic mug changes color when filled with hot coffee or tea Holds 10 ounces of your favorite hot beverage Watch the battery "light up" when your mug is hot Love your mug: hand-wash only. The extreme temperature of a dishwasher will destroy the color-changing parts of the mug.
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Portal 2 Test Candidate Hoodie
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Portal 2 Test Candidate Hoodie
Officially-licensed Portal gear! We've provided one end of this portal. The other end is up to you. Stuck in an endless meeting? Time to break out your handy dandy Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device and WOMPF yourself a way out. Elementary school concert? WOMPF. DMV? WOMPF. The possibilities are endless. This light grey full-zip hoodie is 100% cotton. It has two front pockets and ribbed cuffs and bottom. The zipper pull is a silver-colored 2D Companion Cube. We recommend that you turn the hoodie inside out before washing in cold water. Tumble dry low. Be forewarned: this will shrink if you wash it in warm water or dry it on hot. If you anticipate accidentally doing that, you may want to order a size up. Or if you plan on eating a lot of cake. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X 3X Chest 44 in. 46 in. 48 in. 50 in. 52 in. 54 in. Sleeve Length(from shoulder seam) 24 in. 24 1/2 in. 25 in. 25 1/2 in. 26 in. 26 1/2 in. Front Length(from where hood meets shoulder) 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in. 30 in. 31 in.
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$41.99   $59.99   (- 30%)
8-Bit Sunglasses
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8-Bit Sunglasses
So, it's mid-summer, and Mario wakes up full of energy. The sun is shining brightly and there's nary a cloud-that-looks-just-like-a-bush in the sky. He steps outside in his Tanooki bathing suit, and squints hard. The sun is-a so bright! So what does Mario do? Simple - he slips on a pair of 8-Bit Sunglasses. And now you can have your own 8-Bit Sunglasses. They are stylish, fun, actually work, and fit most adult heads. They probably won't fit Bowser's head, but most others...
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Class IIIa Green Laser Pointer
Class IIIa Green Laser Pointer
Okay, just about everyone has a red laser pointer. But, we're pretty sure you want to be a superior geek - and doing it with a green laser is the way to go. This pointer is significantly brighter (about 50 times) than a red laser pointer and because of its unusual color it is much more noticeable. I mean come on, a 532 nm green laser wavelength is obviously superior to a laughable 650 nm red laser wavelength...
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FridgePad - Magnetic Refrigerator Mount for iPad
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FridgePad - Magnetic Refrigerator Mount for iPad
We're still waiting for starships and replicators. Alas, this means we're stuck in Sector 001 with only the supplies in our kitchen and our culinary skills to survive. The good news is that technology is already helping out in the kitchen. With the addition of the iPad to our families, we've been able to access millions of recipes from around the intertubes, bringing new flavors to our previously bored taste buds. But we want to be sure our Precious is protected while in this land of gooey egg yolks, greasy peanut oil, and powdery sugar. In comes FridgePad, ready to save the day! It's the best no-tools iPad mount on the market and holds your iPad or iPad2 to the fridge so tightly that you can slam the door without fear. Check your email while waiting for coffee to brew, listen to music while washing the dishes, or catch up on your favorite TV shows while getting a bite to eat. Need to charge your iPad too? The super long PowerLine makes a great companion for the FridgePad. Product Specifications Mount your iPad to your fridge with no tools! Keeps iPad safe & secure while you cook, clean, or eat Fast & easy iPad clip in and removal Full access to all ports and buttons Works in landscape or portrait orientation Can be easily removed or repositioned Does not mark or damage your fridge or iPad High strength magnet is 25x stronger than it needs to be Slam the door! Your iPad will stay safely attached - really! COMPATIBILITY: iPad, iPad 2 or New iPad(3) Apple Smart Cover compatible Nearly all refrigerators: FridgePad works on any fridge door that is made of steel and has a flat section at least 21cm x 16cm in size. This is a majority of fridge designs, but if your fridge has an extremely curvy door, FridgePad may not work on the front of your fridge.
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Laboratory Beaker Mug by ThinkGeek
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Laboratory Beaker Mug by ThinkGeek
If you're awesome, you know that coffee's heavenly taste comes from a perfect balance of acids - aliphatic, chlorogenic, and alicyclic carboxylic acids and phenolic acids, and sweet roasted carbohydrates in the form of mono and polysaccharides and sucrose, and alkaloids. Hundreds of different individual chemicals! The combinations of which depend mostly on the roast, skill of the roaster, and even the kind of brewing pot you use... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
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$7.49   $14.99   (- 50%)
Gourmet Chile Sea Salt Set
Gourmet Chile Sea Salt Set
When imagining the perfect soulmate, we often list such qualities as personality, sense of humor, wanting (or not) of geeklings, and opinion of Star Wars I - III. But there's a very important item that could cause domestic unrest: incompatibility in capsaicin tolerance. "Yum!" your spouse says, smacking their lips. "This chili just exactly the right level of heat!" But you taste it and it's sooooooooooooo not hot enough...
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Star Wars Han Solo Carbonite Chocolate
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Star Wars Han Solo Carbonite Chocolate
It's tough being a crime lord. You need to keep track of your bounty hunters, your smugglers, your assassins, your bodyguards, your dancing girls, your droids. You need to rig the gambling games to be sure the house keeps an advantage. It's a pretty rough life. Lucrative, sure, but rough. Sometimes, you just want to escape to a simpler way of doing business. Which is why Jabba has opened his own sweets factory. A little side venture where he makes Lightsaber Popsicles, Wookiee Cookies, Candy Rancorn, Twi'lek Dancer Lollipops, and the ever popular coconut Wamparoons. Getting these Han Solo in Carbonite Chocolates shipped in from a galaxy far, far away took a long, long time, but they're finally here! Enjoy this rich chocolate bounty from Tatooine's Tasty Treats. For nutrition information, click here. Product Features Gourmet Dark chocolate molded to look like Han Solo frozen in carbonite Trust us, chocolate tastes much better than carbonite Comes in a box suitable for gifting to your favorite Star Wars fan Officially licensed Star Wars edible delight Exclusive product designed and manufactured by ThinkGeek Each bar is 4.5 oz of premium dark chocolate and measures 6 inches in length
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Bazinga! T-Shirt - Red, L
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Bazinga! T-Shirt - Red, L
Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we are huge fans of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. We would like to posit a hypothesis we have developed re: its popularity: the number of viewers is directly proportional to the quantity of "bazingas" in the season. To wit, Season 1 Bazinga Quotient: 0 Viewers (in millions): 8.34 Season 2 Bazinga Quotient: 3 Viewers (in millions): 10.01 Season 3 Bazinga Quotient: We stopped counting at 15. Viewers (in millions): 14...
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Garden Zombie
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Garden Zombie
"Nobody was quite sure what caused it. An alien pathogen riding the tail of Halley's Comet? Some government ""rage"" virus? Radiation from a downed satellite? Your guess is as good as ours, but one thing's for sure - the dead are rising, and they are hungry for your brains. It's a post-zombie world, and if we want to live in it, we have to learn to live with them. Everybody walks around with large caliber weapons, swords, and cricket bats now, but every now and again you see the so-called ""domesticated"" zombies. These de-toothed and chained shamblers are useful for all sorts of tasks - from carrying your groceries to scaring off those nasty neighborhood kids. Now, of course it's illegal to sell reanimated corpses, so we've had to rely on resin facsimiles to stand in for a frightening visage of death. Watching over your garden is a monstrous shambler, pale, vile and seemingly hungry! Of course, you know better! He's just a terrifying statue! From mid-torso up, he ""rises"" out of your freshly tilled and mulched begonias ready to devour the brains of the next interloper he comes across. Guaranteed to scare away any trespasser, without the headaches of accidentally releasing a real zombie. All those complications, bodies, and police forms - who needs the hassle? Your fresh resin Garden Zombie comes packed in three pieces, and assembles in seconds!"
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Cooking for Geeks Cookbook
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Cooking for Geeks Cookbook
Are you the innovative type, the cook who marches to a different drummer? Are you used to expressing your creativity instead of just following recipes? Are you interested in the science behind what happens to food while it's cooking? Do you want to learn what makes a recipe work so you can improvise and create your own unique dish? Do you enjoy paragraphs made only of questions? Read on, then? Cooking for Geeks is more than just a cookbook...
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Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction
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Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction
With the advent of modern household products and office supplies (binder clips, clothespins, rubber bands, ballpoint pens, toothpicks, paper clips, plastic utensils, and matches) troublemakers (DIY'ers) of all stripes have the components needed to build an impressive, if somewhat miniaturized, arsenal. Detailed, step-by-step instructions for each project are provided, including materials and ammo lists, clear diagrams, and construction tips. Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction is your guidebook to conquering your workplace. In Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction, you'll find plans to build 35 devices of office warfare - including catapults, slingshots, minibombs, darts, and combustion shooters. You'll construct a tiny trebuchet from paper clips and a D-cell battery, wrap a penny in a string of paper caps to create a surprisingly impressive explosive, and convert champagne party poppers and pen casings into a three-barreled bazooka. Finally, plans are provided for a top secret concealing book to hide your stash, as well as targets (cardboard critters, big-headed aliens, and zombies) for shooting practice. Never let your cubicle, home office, or personal space go undefended again. Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction - FTW!
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Slush Mug
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Slush Mug
Some of our favorite childhood memories involved slush, slurpees, snow balls, and other such frozen treats. The minute that frozen delight touched your tongue it was like a million angels shot happiness arrows directly into your brain. Well, it was just like that until brain freeze. Then it was the battle between the pain of brain freeze and the desire to take just one more sip of slush. With the Slush Mug, you can say goodbye to the Kwik-E-Mart and hello to homemade slush in minutes, whenever you want it. Pull your Slush Mug's Glaciercore from its spot in the freezer and pop it into the Slush Mug. Then pour in your favorite beverage. It can be cola, juice, a smoothie, whatever you like. Then watch as the Slush Mug transforms it into slush. No ice, no blender. Just Slush Mug magic. (Magic = over one pound of super freezing patented solution in the Glaciercore that crystallizes the natural ingredients in your beverage.) In five minutes, your beverage will be a slurpable, spoonable slush masterpiece. Product Specifications Mug turns your favorite sugary beverage into slush in minutes Diet drinkers beware: Slush mug prefers sugary beverages. Diet beverages with artificial sweeteners will not yield optimal slushiness. No need to visit the Kwik-E-Mart - do it at home Patented insulating drinking cup with sturdy insulating mug Almost one pound of super cryogenic freezing energy permanently sealed inside All welded construction, no glue joints Stable non-tip design and wide base Patented refrigerating effect lasts for hours Holds 12 ounces of beverage that will soon be slush Love your Slush Mug, hand wash only
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Wonder Woman Costume Babydoll
Wonder Woman Costume Babydoll
In the past we've shied away from carrying superhero logo costume-style t-shirts. When you can find Green Lantern or the Flash on the racks at your local SuperChainMart, that's a product ThinkGeek doesn't need to pick up. And then we saw these. They're unique. We knew we had to carry them for our crowd of female comic book fans. They're not subtle, but they're also not over the top. These are costumey without being cosplay. Basically, depending on how you accessorize the shirt, you can play up or down its kitchiness. Red, 100% cotton shirt with the Wonder Woman logo, belt and the top of the stars printed off the bottom hem of the shirt. The back is blank. Note that this is longer in length than our standard babydolls. It comes down around your hips for the full costume-but-not-costume effect. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in.
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Plush Peeps Gift Set
Plush Peeps Gift Set
"There are a lot of things we like to do with Peeps, including: Peep Kabobs: Peeps, fudge, cake, and strawberries, oh my! Peeps Sushi rolls: Or sashimi, your choice! Peep S'mores: Far superior to mere marshmallows! Peeps Fluffernutter Sammich: Oh yeah.... Those are all food? Oh, right. Here's our favorite Peep activity: PEEP JOUSTING. Line your microwave with wax paper (you'll thank us later). Arm each Peep with a toothpick and place them about 3"" away from each other. Close the door, start up the doomsday device, and may the biggest and best Peep win! These Peeps? Don't eat them or microwave them. Product Specifications Four adorable plush Peeps Choose traditional chicks or adorable bunnies Look cute in an Easter basket Do not eat them: they are toys, not food Set includes one each of yellow, pink, blue, and purple Comes packaged in a Peeps gift box (7"" wide) Dimensions: Each Peep is 3"" tall."
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Zombie Blast Energy Shots 3 Pack
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Zombie Blast Energy Shots 3 Pack
"Can't sleep - zombies will eat us. Can't sleep - zombies will eat us. If you're scared about getting eaten, the first monster you need to vanquish is the sleep zombie. Those are the things that sneak up on you and eat your consciousness (thus making you fall asleep). And just like you fire shotgun blasts at real zombies, so must you fire shotgun blasts at the sleep zombies. Stay awake forever with Zombie Blast Energy Shots. Zombie Blast Energy Shots come in awesome reusable shotgun shell bottles. Loaded with Wildberry flavor, Zombie Blast actually tastes great. It's also loaded with caffeine (from guarana and yerba mate), ginseng, B vitamins, amino acids, other good stuff, and Cognizin! Cognizin is an easily absorbable (and useable) form of citicoline (an essential happy brain nutrient). With Zombie Blast Energy Shots, you'll be able to stay awake for wave after wave of zombie attacks. Or, you know, like a normal work or school day or something. Zombie Blast Energy Shots - BOOM! For nutrition information, click here. Zombie Blast Energy Shots 3 Pack Blast sleep outta your brain with this delicious energy shot. Full of caffeine (about as much as a super strong cup of coffee), ginseng, B vitamins, amino acids, and Cognizin (a well-researched and highly bio-available form of the ""brain nutrient"" citicoline). Citicoline is an essential nutrient that supports overall brain and cellular health. No sugar, no aspartame - but still only 5 calories per shot. Delicious (really, it's one of the best we've tasted) Wildberry flavor. Each shot comes in a reusable shotgun shell bottle! Up to 6 hours of power! 3 bottles per 3 pack. Net Wt.: 2 oz per bottle. Bottle Dimensions: approx. 1.75"" diameter x 3.5"""
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Harry Potter Proclamation Board
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Harry Potter Proclamation Board
Dolores Umbridge. If there was ever an old lady you loved to hate, it was Dolores. Maybe it was the pink clothes, or the obnoxious voice, or the office full of decorative plates featuring mewing kittens. Or perhaps it was how she RUINED EVERYTHING and giggled while she did it. If you would like to ruin everything for the people in your life, perhaps you need a Proclamation Board of your very own. Crafted of wood and measuring 14 inches in height, it has plenty of room to write your Educational Decrees, like: CHILDREN WILL BE HOME FOR DINNER ELSE FACE THE WRATH OF MOM. STUDENTS WILL USE COORDINATES TO PROVE SIMPLE GEOMETRIC THEOREMS ALGEBRAICALLY. STEALING YOUR COWORKERS’ FOOD IS FORBIDDEN. YOU SHALL NOT HAS! THE GAME MASTER IS ALWAYS RIGHT. QUESTION THE GM AT YOUR OWN PERIL. Two dry erase markers and one eraser are included. The board works with any dry erase markers, so if you want to go all Dolores Umbridge, you can buy pink ones. Product Specifications Proclamations Board for educational decrees as seen in the Harry Potter films Be the Dolores Umbridge of your home, classroom, office, or game room. Write your decrees with the included markers Compatible with any dry erase markers Includes: Proclamations Board (14” tall), two markers, eraser
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Doctor Who Series 5 Posters - Victory of the Daleks
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Doctor Who Series 5 Posters - Victory of the Daleks
As the story goes, little Amelia Pond had a crack in her wall. Then, an impossible man in an impossible box fell out of the sky. She fed him fish fingers and custard, and promised to return. She waited for fourteen years. When he did, they went on an incredible adventure from one end of the universe and back again. Along the way, they met Daleks and Vampires, Winston Churchill and Vincent Van Gogh. If you haven't seen Doctor Who, stop what you're doing right now and get caught up...
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Mass Effect Play Arts Kai Deluxe Figures
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Mass Effect Play Arts Kai Deluxe Figures
"""An ancient alien race, known only as ""Reapers"", has launched an all-out invasion leaving nothing but a trail of destruction in their wake. Earth has been taken, the galaxy is on the verge of total annihilation, and you are the only one who can stop them. The price of failure is extinction."" Excited Declaration. We have deluxe figures from Mass Effect that are really great. Humorous Sarcasm. If you don't think that these figures are great, you should seriously GTFO. Serious Statement. These figures recreate the key players from Mass Effect in exacting detail. Morose Rumination. Unless, of course, you played the female Shepard, in which case you'll find this version quite male. Earnest Apology. We're sorry about that. Serious Statement. You can choose from many of your favorite characters. Each features detailed paint and multiple points of articulation. Sincere Endorsement. We're sure you'll love them as much as we do. Product Specifications Exciting figures based on the Mass Effect video games Fully articulated, sculpted and painted with attention to detail Recreate your favorite scenes from Mass Effect 3 Each figure has two sets of hands to hold various weapons Shepard: Omniblade, N7 Valkyrie Rifle, N7 Eagle Pistol Garrus: M-15 Vindicator Rifle, M-29 Incisor Sniper Rifle Ashley: M-8 Avenger Rifle, M-23 Katana Shotgun Officially licensed Mass Effect 3 collectibles Dimensions: Ashley and Sheapard are about 8"" tall, Garrus is about 9"""
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Organ Transport Lunch Cooler
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Organ Transport Lunch Cooler
Perhaps you've heard this story before? You spend the time to prepare an awesome lunch, and carry it with you to work only to find that, when the lunch whistle sounds, some filthy thief raided your tupperware and has stolen your juice-box. Sure, there are plenty of ways to combat the dreaded lunch thief. You can leave passive-aggressive notes, but those only get laughed at. You can resort to shelf-stable items that require no refrigeration, but they kinda suck...
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Game of Thrones 1/6 Scale Iron Throne Limited Edition Replica
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Game of Thrones 1/6 Scale Iron Throne Limited Edition Replica
"What's that you say? You wanted the life size Iron Throne but you just didn't have a spare 30 grand under your mattress? Or maybe you did have a spare $30k but wanted to spend it on something ""sensible"" like a car, child care, or college tuition? We understand. While running ThinkGeek is awesome and fun, none of us are rich as a Lannister. This replica of the Iron Throne is a more reasonable size -- 14"" tall -- and won't consume your life savings. It may consume your soul, but that's just a risk you have to take if you're going to win the game of thrones. This extremely detailed sculpt features every sword from the full sized throne. Sculpted from resin, it is hand finished and hand-painted. It's sure to be a conversation piece in your home or office. Product Specifications Replica of the Iron Throne from Game of Thrones Officially licensed HBO Game of Thrones series collectible Sculpted of resin, hand-finished and painted Not a single sword has been overlooked! No need to be a Lannister to afford a throne of your own Dimensions: 14"" tall & 23 lbs. (yes 23)"
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Crystal Cube Firejewel Necklace
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Crystal Cube Firejewel Necklace
There are a couple of ways a girl can get that "glow" people talk about: 1. Get pregnant. We hear this is a sure-fire way to glow. Of course, it involves several complications, some of which will be with you for the rest of your life. Possibly living in your basement. 2. Expose yourself to low levels of radiation. This one's nice because you might get a bonus super-power with it. But, once again, it leaves you with lifelong issues...
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IRIS 9000 Bluetooth Speaker & Speakerphone
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IRIS 9000 Bluetooth Speaker & Speakerphone
Having an artificially intelligent computer at our beck and call has long been the fantasy of every green blooded sci-fi fan amongst us. Finally Siri on the iPhone has given us a tantalizing taste of this promised future... and we're lapping it up. However it's not all roses in our 2012 A.I. future tech fantasy. Sure Siri can schedule appointments, make funny quips and answer inane trivia questions with the help of Wolfram Alpha but she has one failing... to get her to listen you've got to have your hands on your phone and push a button. Somehow when we imagined the future of smart computer companions we assumed that shouting at them from across the room to do our bidding was part of the package. Apparently not. Therefore you can see why we were forced to create the IRIS 9000. Simply place your iPhone into the cradle and use the included micro remote to trigger Siri. Just tap the IRIS 9000 remote button once, listen for the Siri chime, and speak your command. The built in mic on the IRIS 9000 picks up your voice and the embedded speaker amplifies Siri's spoken responses. You can also make and receive calls using the IRIS 9000 like a standard speakerphone. Oh and did we mention that the glowing eye flickers along with Siri's voice? How's that for amazing Buckaroo Banzai future tech? Product Features Classic Sci-fi styling. Aluminum accents. Included micro remote triggers Siri with a single button press Built-in mic picks up your voice Embedded speaker amplifies Siri's responses Use as a standard speakerphone to make and receive calls Glowing LED eye flickers along with Siri's voice Power: 3 AAA batteries (not included) or USB Bluetooth® v3.0 + EDR Class II Supports the Hands Free Profile (HFP) and Headset Profile (HSP) Exclusive product designed and manufactured by ThinkGeek Important: Please read all product documentation before you begin your odyssey with IRIS 9000. *iPhone and Siri are registered trademarks of Apple Inc. **This is not an officially licensed Apple product and all references to iPhone and Siri are only used to indicate compatibility. The Bluetooth word mark and logos are registered trademarks owned by Bluetooth SIG, Inc. and any use of such marks by ThinkGeek is under license. Other trademarks and trade names are those of their respective owners.
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Pirate Mug
Pirate Mug
"Sure it would have been fun to have lived during the golden age of Piracy, a time where the Pirates of the Spanish Main ruled the seas and brought about a delightful amount of plundering, pillaging and looting. Ah, such were the times of leather-faced privateers and buccaneers from the West Indies with their masted frigates and schooners laden with iron cannons and loaded with sea-loving, simple-minded, deck hands. To relive the legends of treasure and mermaids, of island lore, and of war on the seas. How romantic to have been a a pirate, eh? NOT. Let's get something straight. You, yes YOU Mr. reading-this-very-sentence are in every conceivable way incapable of even existing in the same room as a real pirate. You would simply and quickly explode from fear from the inside out, leaving only a slightly tangible mass of flesh, blood, and bones on the planks beneath you. So, go back to ""plundering"" in your online ""guild"" and stop dreaming of ever being a pirate. That would just be too much of an insult to the real deal. Umkay? Just grab this mug, fill it with kool-aid and hurry on to the next ""raid"" before Mom calls you to set the table. Pwned. All scary realities aside, this is a big pirate mug for a big pirate cup of Java. Holds sixteen ounces of your favorite liquid. Sleek looking gloss interior and black matte exterior with the Jolly Roger on one side and ""ARRRRRGGH..."" on the other. Optionally great for moonshined sugarcane rum, grog, and, of course, heavily hopped and heady ales. Pieces of silver not included. The intestinal fortitude of a pirate certainly not included. Note: Because of a shipment being lost at sea, you may receive a mug which has a slightly more tapered bottom than the one pictured and a matte handle. They both hold the same amount of grog (16 oz.). Arrgh."
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AK Ice Cube Tray
AK Ice Cube Tray
The AK-47 is an extremely reliable weapon. Also known as a Kalashnikov, it has been in service for over 60 years and produced in over 25 countries. It remains highly prized by those who desire a weapon that will shoot every time. Its name is feared throughout the world, and its signature bark chills the blood. And a chill is not necessarily a bad thing. On a hot day, a chill is just what you want on your drink, for example...
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Batman Ice Cube Tray
Batman Ice Cube Tray
We'd say that Bruce Wayne uses these ice cubes when he throws a party, but that's probably a big fat lie. After all, that would give away his big secret. So we'll say that other people in Gotham who appreciate the good deeds of Batman probably use these when they throw parties. This silicone ice cube tray makes twelve bat insignia ice cubes. Not only are they the perfect addition to whatever you're drinking while reading the new Batman comics, they also look great in Halloween party drinks...
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Star Wars Chop Sabers
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Star Wars Chop Sabers
But now, we must eat. Come, good food, come... and meet your end in the grasp of the Star Wars Chop Sabers. They're lightsabers, they're chopsticks, they'll change the way you experience your favorite Asian foods. If you missed the chance to pick these up at San Diego Comic Con 2009, now is the time to grab these Japanese imports from ThinkGeek and deftly maneuver your food with the power of the Force. We're not sure if you know this, but Yoda has been known to carve his Thanksgiving turkey using his lightsaber. Go forth, brave Jedi warriors, and use your chop sabers to mix just a little extra wasabi into your soy sauce. You can handle it. It is a known fact that eating sushi with chop sabers vastly strengthens your ability to ingest horseradish products. (By the way, did you know that researchers are trying to make a smoke alarm for the deaf using wasabi vapors? We're debating whether it would be more annoying to wake up to the sound of a fire alarm or the punch in the nose that only wasabi brings. What do you think?) Either way, wield your weapons and ready the way for a truly epic eating experience. Product Features Chopsticks in the shape of your favorite Jedi weapons Fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible Imported from Japan Five styles to choose from: Luke Skywalker, green, 23cm long Luke Skywalker, blue, 23cm long Darth Maul, red, 23 cm long -they snap together, too! Not sure how you'd eat like that, though. Darth Vader, red, 23 cm long Yoda, green, 20 cm long Lightsabers do not light up or slice effortlessly through flesh. Sorry.
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Doctor Who Diecast Master's Pocket Watch
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Doctor Who Diecast Master's Pocket Watch
When we think of pocket watches, we often think of old relics carried by old men. And we suppose that Time Lords are "old men" in the sense that they are 900+ years old. When a Time Lord wants to hide, all he need do is use the Chameleon Arch and store his memories and biology in a fob watch. When he's ready to recall his identity, it's just a matter of opening the watch, that is, if you can get through the perception filter...
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ccPhone 1500mah Battery Case For iPhone
ccPhone 1500mah Battery Case For iPhone
Our iPhones are our go-to device for everything, from tweeting our frustration in a traffic jam to settling arguments with friends over dinner. Keeping our Precious alive is top on our priority list, but there's not always a convenient place to snag a charge, especially when we're traveling. The ccPhone Battery Case is a protective case that offers hours of extra battery life for your iPhone 4/4S. The slim design fits snugly around your iPhone, protecting the sides and back from unexpected bumps. Go on, flip out the kickstand and watch that movie. Stream Pandora all day while playing Magic: The Gathering or Ascension. You can do it, knowing that you have the extra juice to spare. Product Specifications Protective case and battery backup for iPhone 4/4S Integrated long-lasting internal battery Ultra-slim design and soft-feel finish Integrated stand for hands-free viewing Capacity: 1500 mAh (hours of extra use!) Power: 30-pin connector, works with your Apple charger Note: This product is only compatible with the iPhone 4/4S.
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Grid-It Ultimate Organizer
Grid-It Ultimate Organizer
"One of the best parts about having a Bag of Holding is that it fits EVERYTHING. (Sadly, it did not fit the awesome chair we wanted to steal from our hotel at GenCon.) But one of the worst parts about having a bag that fits everything is trying to find one particular piece of that everything. You're elbow deep in the bag, rummaging around, getting papercuts, finding slightly unwrapped cough drops. Ew. Where is that darn pen?! Grid-It is an insanely versatile organization system that will tame your crazy bag once and for all. Its black mat is covered in rubberized woven elastics. Just pull an elastic up, slide your gadget, gizmo, or cord underneath, and let it snap back in place. It's ideal for folks who want to travel with smartphone, iPod, digicam, pencils, pens, snacks, and a variety of charging cables. Configure it however you want! No matter how you arrange things, you can be sure Grid-It's elastics will hold it down securely. Best of all, when you need something, it'll be exactly where you left it. Product Specifications Versatile organization system for everything you keep in your bag Rubberized woven elastics on a black mat Simply pull up on an elastic and slide your gizmo underneath Endless configurations: You'll be shocked at how much it will hold Holds your items firmly in place, even if you shake it! Ideal for electronic devices and their many cables Also great for organizing toiletries, makeup, personal care items Two sizes available: W:10.25"" x H:5.125"" W:7.67"" x H:4.5"""
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Drop of Blood Ear Dagger
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Drop of Blood Ear Dagger
"Ear dagger? What's an ear dagger?" we hear you asking. (In case you were wondering, we hear our fair share of voices. But we like you best.) It's a dagger. In your ear. Ear. Dagger. You see, ear infections suck. We know. We're geeks. Not one but two of the merchants at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ burst eardrums last winter (that's 25% of us wandering around going, "WHAT???!" for three weeks for those keeping score at home). We recommend you instead turn to this piece of jewelry for all your Stabbing Pain in the Ear needs. The hilt of a dagger forms the front and the blade becomes the earring back, with a single red faceted drop of Swarovski crystal blood. Wear one to make an impact. Buy two for symmetry. Don a whole bunch in a single ear for the Ten of Swords Tarot card look. Note that this is a standard earring post. It does not require any non-standard piercings and works in either ear. Or, you know, whatever hole you wanna put it in. For our customers with nickel allergies: the dagger is made of English pewter, which is a mixture of tin, antimony, and copper. The metal is free of both lead and nickel. The post is surgical-steel, which is a mixture of chromium, nickel and molybdenum. The post meets the guidelines set forth in EU Nickel Directive 94/27/EC. Drop of Blood Ear Dagger English pewter dagger with a red, faceted Swarovski crystal. Post is is surgical-steel (see above for nickel allergy details). Requires one standard piercing. Measures 70mm x 22mm x 6mm. Weighs 4 grams. Order is for ONE dagger. If you want a pair of earrings, you have to order two.
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The Hobbit: Collector's Edition
The Hobbit: Collector's Edition
You remember how it all started, right? In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort... Read it again and again with this awesomely bound version of the hobbit. Comes with an attractive hard 'sleeve' which the book slides into. Also include original illustrations by the author himself...
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Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win. Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon! For nutrition information, click here.
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Star Wars: The Jedi Path
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Star Wars: The Jedi Path
Every course of study has a text book, and finally we can read the text students at the Jedi Temple have been reading for over a thousand generations. It's been revised over and over by the Jedi Masters, annotated by Jedi (many times by hand, to the distress of the Jedi Librarians), and now can be bought in facsimile form. And in that form, it is called Star Wars: The Jedi Path - Jedi Training Manual. If you've ever wanted to be a Jedi, you need this book. Within the pages of Star Wars: The Jedi Path - Jedi Training Manual, the Jedi-in-training will discover the history and lore of the Jedi Order, the ways of the Force and how to wield it, the subtle nuances of lightsaber combat, and the dangers of the Dark Side. Inside Star Wars: The Jedi Path - Jedi Training Manual, you'll also find "handwritten" annotated notes by Yoda, Luke Skywalker, Count Dooku, Darth Sidious, and many more. Star Wars: The Jedi Path - Jedi Training Manual was created in collaboration with Lucasfilm, with the help of an acclaimed Star Wars author and revered Star Wars illustrators. This volume also introduces never-before-seen ships, creatures, characters, and details about the Star Wars galaxy. Star Wars: The Jedi Path - Jedi Training Manual - study now to be a real Jedi. There will be a test, later. (Insert weird Obi-Wan scream here.)
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Nintendo Reversible Messenger Bag
Nintendo Reversible Messenger Bag
"You know what the great thing about bags is? They hold stuff. And you have stuff. What a coincidence! But you don't want just any bag. The bag you choose says something about you. The The Bag of Holding Messenger Bag? I have a 10 foot pole, and I'm not afraid to use it. And this one? I'd rather be gaming. Retro-style. You can have my console when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands. The Nintendo Reversible Messenger Bag measures 11"" tall x 15"" long with a 4"" gusset across the bottom. The front panel zips off to be reversible. One side is the classic NES controller; the other side is a pattern made out of tiny controllers. This reversible panel snaps closed with a side release (quick release) buckle to keep your stuff inside. Lifting the panel reveals a pocket, good for files, a composition notebook, TPS reports, and other goodies. The main compartment has a zipper across the top and a tiny zipper pouch inside for memory cards, thumb drives, or Starbucks gift cards. The shoulder strap is adjustable webbing and has a maximum 24"" drop. Made from 100% polyester for its durability and hydrophobic qualities. We like that word. I think that means we have hydrophobaphilia. But we digress. The bag. Buy it. Product features Durable, machine-washable polyester material (remove the reversible panel first) Shoulder strap adjusts up to 52"" long for a 24"" drop Not padded, but you can always add your own Dimensions: inside approx. 11"" tall x 15"" long x 4"" wide ""Will my laptop fit in this bag, ThinkGeek?"" Let's find out together! Laptop Fitting Guide Measure your laptop. Like TVs, laptops are listed by their measurement on the diagonal. Bags, on the other hand, are measured on the edges. Not all 17"" laptops are the same size, so you'll need to measure the length & width of your closed laptop. ""But my laptop is at home, ThinkGeek!"" If you can't wait, Google has superpowers to tell you the dimensions of your laptop if you ask it nicely. Just input the make and model of your laptop and ye shall receive. ""I've got the measurements! Now what?"" Compare your laptop's measurements to the measurements of the bag. If the laptop's measurements are smaller than the bag, it fits! If one or more of the laptop's measurements are bigger, you're out of luck with this bag. Try another."
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Hammer of Thor Bottle Opener
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Hammer of Thor Bottle Opener
"You've created your own Valhalla in your home. There's your big screen TV, flanked by surround sound speakers. A comfy couch with a fuzzy warm blanket for snuggling. Side tables to hold your popcorn and drinks. And in the corner, your bar, stocked with all your favorite libations. You have built a godly hall of entertainment. Now you need a godly bottle opener. Are you thirsty enough to wield Mjolnir? The Thor Bottle Opener is the first in a line of Marvel-themed bottle openers being made in 2012. Crafted in solid metal, this 6"" bottle opener feels powerful in your hand as you pop open brews for your fellow beer gods. Product Specifications Bottle opener is a miniature Thor's hammer Officially licensed Marvel collectible First in a series of Marvel-themed bottle openers for 2012 Crafted in solid metal Drink responsibly, your liver does not possess godly regeneration powers Dimensions: 6"" long"
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Star Wars Lightsaber Pen
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Star Wars Lightsaber Pen
If there's one thing we love at ThinkGeek (okay, there isn't, but play along), it's mind hacks. The little things you can do to pull a Jedi mind trick on your brain and make you perform better. One that we learned back in our school days was to declare one pen our "lucky pen." Said lucky pen was only to be used for tests and by using the lucky pen, we were guaranteed to do better than if we used another, lesser pen. And since these pens are imbued with The Force, they'll obviously make the perfect lucky pen. Styled like the lightsabers wielded by Jedi and Sith in the Star Wars saga, these pens are the writing implements of a more civilized age. A civilized age where people got As on tests and aced their presentations with the board. If your life is in need of a little luck, these lightsaber pens are just the Jedi mind trick you need. Product Specifications WARNING: Contains Sharp Point. Not intended for Children under 4 years of age A pen for a more civilized era Available in red, blue, and green Comes in a tin collector's box to protect it (since it's lucky!) NOTE: Luckiness of pen may vary. Do not contact ThinkGeek regarding failed tests.
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The ThinkGeek EvilTron
The ThinkGeek EvilTron
Easy-to-hide with six creepy sound choices There are a lot of scary things out there. But here at ThinkGeek Mindlabs(TM) we think there are certainly few things scarier than one's own imagination. The human mind can play devious tricks on itself, especially when given a small amount of outside stimuli to work with. Your thoughts can easily lead you into a maze of paranoia and put you into a very uncomfortable state of heightened awareness. That odd noise that just came from the attic or the "face" you just saw hovering for a split second outside your window - these things can really stir your thoughts. So, we used this simple principle to create our newest mind toy, the ThinkGeek EvilTron. This fiendishly small device features six creepy sound choices perfect for frightening your "friends" and co-workers. Simply choose your favorite sound (or use the random mode), place it in a dark hiding spot and watch the madness begin. Perfectly suitable for dorm, office and home use. Or try putting it in someone's car - that gets them every time. The ThinkGeek EvilTron Features: Fiendishly small Six scary sound choices (5 sounds plus a random option): Your Highly Tested EvilTron Sounds Are: Something unsettling creaking Unidentifiable scratching sounds Gasping last breath Sinister child laughing Eerie whispering of 'hey, can you hear me?' Random/Alternating Mode Battery included (lasts 1 month+ of continuous use) Embedded Rare-earth Magnet for easy hiding Single push button to change sounds Please note: after removing battery tab you may need to push down slightly on the magnet to re-seat the battery correctly (you may even hear a small click) Battery: CR2032
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Zippo Hand Warmer
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Zippo Hand Warmer
"Being cold sucks. Sure, it's fun for the first few seconds. ""Wow!"" you exclaim, taking a deep breath. ""It sure is BRISK out here!"". Ten minutes later, you're freezing your posterior off and want to be snoozing on a bearskin rug in front of a fire, preferably after having quaffed a giant mug of hot cocoa. This is extra difficult when you've committed to being in the outdoors for a long time, like for a football game, hunting trip, or ski weekend. Who says you can't enjoy the great outdoors and stay warm? The Zippo Hand Warmer is a rugged, metal hand warmer by the folks who make our favorite brand of lighter. It has a high-polish finish and a sleek, thin design so it easily fits into pockets, and it's virtually odorless (great for hunters!) and stays warm for up to 12 hours. Plus, it's reusable with Zippo lighter fluid and includes a convenient filler cup and warming bag. Whatever you're doing out there in the cold, keep a Zippo Hand Warmer in your pocket and you'll stay happy and warm doing it."
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Soda Bottle Lip Balm
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Soda Bottle Lip Balm
"If high fructose corn syrup is going to kill us, so be it. We love our soda. Or ""pop,"" as one of our monkeys (formerly of Ohio) calls it. There's nothing like the cool, bubbly, sweetness of soda flowing over our tongues and down our thirsty throats. Delicious! Besides, it's not a game of D&D without Mountain Dew. We right? Why not rub some sugary sweetness all over your lips? Protect your smoochers from cracking with these tiny soda bottles, filled with lip balm that tastes exactly like their larger, beveragey counterparts. Each tiny bottle features a tiny label, a tiny cap that pops off (and back on again) and big soda/pop flavor! Product Specifications These tiny soda bottles are really lip balm Smells & tastes just like the real thing Officially licensed PepsiCo collectible Flavors: Wild Cherry Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew Code Red Dimensions: 3.25"" tall, 1"" diameter"
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Camera Lens Mug
Camera Lens Mug
Your photographer friends will gasp in horror when they catch sight of this quirky Camera Lens Mug. At first glance it might seem that you've ripped apart a perfectly good telephoto lens, then filled it with your hot beverage of choice. Of course this type of heinous disregard for expensive photography equipment would be sacrilege... to a cup of good coffee. Luckily the Camera Lens Mug is decidedly cheaper than a real camera lens and is washable to boot...
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Staple Free Stapler
Staple Free Stapler
Staples have become a scourge to the office environment. Those shiny metal wires have jammed in thumbs, caught on sweaters, and torn papers. The horrors are just too numerous to mention. Recently, at ThinkGeek World Domination Headquarters, an entire afternoon was spent watching a government mandated corporate safety video that showed, in excruciating slo-motion Tarantinoesque detail, just how terrible accidents with staples can be. ThinkGeek employees, however, rolled their eyes... for they had converted to an entirely staple free environment. We found in our travels a device that staples papers together - without staples! Oh, we're not crazy, this thing is real. This handy (and might we add - environmentally friendly) device cuts a tiny flap in the corner of your paper, and folds it in on itself, tucked in a tiny paper pocket. Sleek and small, the Staple Free Stapler can clip together up to five sheets with ease.
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Limited Edition Labyrinth Worm Plush
Limited Edition Labyrinth Worm Plush
What a night. Her parents leave her to babysit her little brother, never bothering to ask if she had plans. Goblins come and take the poor boy away. And then, Sarah finds herself outside the Labyrinth, tasked with finding her way to the center or losing her baby brother forever! David Bowie sure can be mean. Once inside the Labyrinth, the first creature she meets is only referred to as "The Worm" (and no complaining, because she met Hoggle outside the Labyrinth)...
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USB Super 16 Port Hub
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USB Super 16 Port Hub
"When meeting a new person, the instant you tell them you work at ThinkGeek, you get interesting reactions. Most of them are ""OMG, you're so lucky!"" (Yep, we are!) The best one heard recently by one of our monkeys was, ""ThinkGeek... that's the place with all the USB stuff, right?"" It sure is! If it's cool and powered by USB, we probably have it. Problem is, most computers only have 2-4 USB ports. How are you supposed to choose between your humping dog and your pet rock? With the 16 Port USB Hub, you don't have to make that decision. Plug in your phone, iPod, flash drive, external HD, digicam, SnowBot, fiber optic Christmas tree, plasma ball, jellyfish mood lamp, pet rock, turntable, robot owl, humping dog, Lilliput mini monitor, LED beverage cooler, and missile launcher - at once. Its built-in power supply ensures you don't need another AC adapter and there's even a switch that allows you to switch the hub between two computers. Just don't come crying to us when you win the award for ""Most Annoying Cubicle Ever"" at work."
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Doctor Who 11th Doctor's Diecast Sonic Screwdriver... Screwdriver
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Doctor Who 11th Doctor's Diecast Sonic Screwdriver... Screwdriver
Collectibles look cool, but let's face it, that's about all they do. What about the Whovians who prefer not to clutter their TARDIS with mostly-useless things? It may be bigger on the inside, but you don't have to fill all the space! Gotta leave room for the energies to flow. It's all feng shui and stuff. That's why we just had to snatch up a bunch of these Diecast Sonic Screwdrivers. They have the beauty of a collectible with a very realistic twist...
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