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Wizard of Oz: Good Witch and Bad Witch Glass Set
$32.99 $19.99
Wizard of Oz: Good Witch and Bad Witch Glass Set
Which Witch are you? Are you a Good Witch or Bad Witch today? You can let the world know by choosing the Pint that best fits your mood. These durable and quality Pint Glasses are decorated with iconic artwork of both Witches from the Wizard of Oz film. Both witches are pretty cool in their own ways. One has a bright, green complexion and a flying monkey army. How cool, right? The other witch controls bubbles and has loving followers everywhere she goes who would serve her in any way possible. So, the choice is yours. Just don't spill your glass if you choose the Bad Witch, we hear she gets "melty" with water and other liquids.
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Laughing Mirror
$25.00
Laughing Mirror
Alright, so our poetry doesn't sound all that good (although we have been known to get a little dirty with a limmerick or two every now and then!) What will sound good, however, is the laughter coming from this magical mirror, which spits out a storm of hysterical "Ha Ha Ha's" the minute someone picks it up. Just imagine using it on that super egomaniacal friend of yours (You know the one!), as they attempt to admire themselves, only to have their reflection literally crack this funny prank mirror up to no end! *Awesome gag gifts for parties!
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Lil' Smoochers Cinnamon Candy
$3.99
Lil' Smoochers Cinnamon Candy
Kissing Season is in full swing and there's no doubt you're jumping for joy. Go ahead and kiss your honey, dog, grocery store clerk, paper boy and everybody else! Of course, Kissing gets tiring and that's why these Lil' Smoochers Cinnamons are gonna make loving so much easier. With fresh breath and a tin full of treats you can pass out these Smooches and save yourself some lip strain. Pucker up but don't pucker out. -Each 3" x 1-3/8" x 1/2" (7.6 cm x 3.5 cm x 1.3 cm), tin contains about 32 LIP-SHAPED candies.
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Sticky Licky Candy
$2.99 $1.99
Sticky Licky Candy
If you like the sour Candy that leaves you all sticky-icky, then we?ve got a tube of ferocity that?s gonna make you smile. These Lick N? Good Candies are sticky, sour, and sloppy. The gooey liquid does what it wants and what it wants is to make you squirm. With several snarky flavors like red strawberry, green apple, and blue raspberry you?ll be at the mercy of your taste buds. The time to party is now so get ready for a wild roller coaster ride that never leaves the ground. Great as party favors or punishment for bad kids! (Just kidding on the last). - One Tube per package. - Approximately 12.5? long and full of liquid. - We?ll pick you a flavor and we promise you?ll like it!
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Wasabi Gumballs
$8.99 $4.99
Wasabi Gumballs
If you have ever eaten wasabi, you know that it is the culinary equivalent of a slap in the face with a frozen mackerel. With that being said, it is with great pleasure that stupid.com brings you Wasabi Gumballs. They're potent little green confections that offer an explosion of wasabi delight, without all the pain. Actually, Wasabi Gumballs are as delicious as they are unusual. Wasabi Gumballs come packaged in a colorful metal tin that features a crazed sushi chef.
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Glow Bracelet: 15 pack
$26.00
Glow Bracelet: 15 pack
The night is alive with your technicolor, Glow Bracelets! You will soar through the neon night like a lightning bolt. Everyone will stop to take notice of your glowing accessories so take advantage of the situation. Throw a backyard human firework show! You and all your friends can cover yourselves and shoot into the sky. Alright, maybe not shoot into the sky but jump pretty darn high. - Glow Bracelets last for up to 8 hours. - Snap the stick, start the chemical reaction. - 15 bracelets in each pack! Yellow, green, orange, red, blue. - Each Bracelet has a connected clasp. - Suitable for ages 3 and older. - Bracelets fit most adult and children's wrists. - The glow sticks measure approx 20 cm x 0.5 cm.
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Gummy Jet Fighters
$12.00
Gummy Jet Fighters
Shoot off into the Gummy blue sky with these Gummy Jet Fighters! Gummy life is so much sweeter than reality. Everything is soft and squishy, brightly colored, and smells like fruit. Not to say that isn't what your reality already looks like but ours sure doesn't. We love to dump these little Fighters into our ice cream, toss them into the mouths of all our friends from 20 feet away, throw them at dragonflies and even park them on our desks. - Approximately 24 Jet Fighters in every bag, 4.5 oz. - Assorted fruit flavors.
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Blink Blink Lollipops
$6.99 $2.99
Blink Blink Lollipops
These Lollipops love to light you up and set you on fire! This fire is a bright neon, fun-fest and a standout hit at any party! Simply unwrap your Lolli, hang the soft strap around your neck then press the bottom for three speed variations of super bright color-coordinated led light! We'll give you either red, blue, or green: all of which are super bright and beautiful! Batteries are included so get your groove on anywhere you'd like to turn off the lights and start licking! Hmm, that sounds strange but we assure you it's really fun. When the Lollipop's done you can use the light-up stick for more party fun. Partying was only the second thing you did best until now!
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Glow Beach Ball
$8.99
Glow Beach Ball
Bonfires are great and all but sometimes the beach at night could use a little modern flair (and maybe a volleyball tourney): enter our glow beach balls. Not just great for the beach, use indoors or out at whatever occasion you see fit, the choice is yours! Toss the menacing Ball into the crowd at a concert and watch the orb take off into the night. Make any event more magical with a simple piece of vinyl and a glow stick... really. For some insane reason, these really do make parties better. We've had many testing opportunities so take it from us. Glow Beach Balls are 10" in diameter and include a glow stick and lanyard.
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Light-Up Lightsaber Lollipops
$6.99 $4.99
Light-Up Lightsaber Lollipops
It takes years to learn the ways of a Jedi. Start with these Lightsaber Lollipops. They're easy to handle, less dangerous, and pretty delicious. You can battle your tongue or just battle other people. Have a Lollipop duel on epic rafters high above the galaxy or just enjoy these Lollipops as they are since they Light-Up when pressed. Choose from red, green, or blue all have a sweet fruit flavor. I get caught practicing my Saber skills in the office all the time. Like the time I cut the head off a bagel Darth Vader and destroyed a paper clip Deathstar. Have fun with your new Lightsaber but be careful not to use as an actual weapon or in a violent manner. You will prisoner by Jabba the Hut if you fail to comply.
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Snowman Toilet Gumballs
$6.99 $3.99
Snowman Toilet Gumballs
If you want a Toilet full of Snowman Poop look no further. Adults and children alike who've been a bit naughty this year will receive a tiny Toilet full of white droppings. These perfectly round Poop Balls are chewy and super delicious! They are a fun, fruit-flavor with a hint of winter freshness. You ask why the Snowman Toilet is so tiny Well, unlike Santa, Snowmen can't get down the chimney without melting or getting stuck. So in order to keep the Poop fresh, the big Snowmen have to send in the little Snowmen to lay your goodies. Let it snow right out of the Toilet and into your mouth!
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Tombstone Soap
$10.99
Tombstone Soap
Want to really bum-out your party guests Just place a dish of Tombstone Soap next to the bathroom sink. As your guests wash up, they'll be reminded of their own mortality and your sick sense of humor. There are two styles to choose. Each one pretty creepy. TOMBSTONE GUEST SOAPS These miniature tombstones measure 1" x 1-1/4" and have a "Freshly Mowed Grave" fragrance. Mmmmmmm. You can almost smell the decay. You get EIGHT tombstones in each package. TOMBSTONE HAND SOAP This larger version offers the popular Rest In Peace initials, R.I.P. It measures about 3 x 4" and also smells like graveyard grass. As twisted as they are, the soaps are actually of very high quality, specially made for us by a disturbed soap maker in Staten Island, NY. Buy some today. You'll love them to death!
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Glow-In-The-Dark Flesh Eating Zombies Playset
$21.99 $4.99
Glow-In-The-Dark Flesh Eating Zombies Playset
Remember those lovable, delightful toys you played with as a child Well something has gone hideously wrong with them, and they're now FLESH EATING ZOMBIES!!! Meet the most disturbing toy since Lawn Darts -- Glow-In-The-Dark Flesh Eating Zombies is a set of NINE different, revolting vinyl monsters, each one more disgusting than the next. There's a Businessman Zombie, a Housewife Zombie, a Legless Zombie, and even a Zombie carrying his own severed arm! You'll get a corpse climbing out of the grave and a Zombie Dog with a human arm in its teeth. And when you turn off the lights, the entire macabre scene GLOWS A DISTURBING GREEN. Most childhood toys bring back fond memories, but the Flesh Eating Zombies Playset is more likely to cause nightmares. Pleasant dreams!
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Wasted and Broke Ramen Noodles
$8.99 $4.99
Wasted and Broke Ramen Noodles
Its time for dinner and youve got nothing but old phone books and plastic wrap on your table. Even the moths in your closet have more to eat than you do. Sound horrible Well this is the way you like it and you really like to let everyone know youre a starving student, starving artist, and you embrace the modest life. We got you and share a lot of the same sensibilities. Thats why were offering this highly appropriate Wasted and Broke brand Ramen Noodles. Theyre for those of us with a taste for something delicious yet cheap! With an exquisite flavor and super cool package, youll be wining and dining yourself 7 nights a week.
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Mad Hatter Pill Box
$15.99 $12.99
Mad Hatter Pill Box
Hard to keep up with your meds Well, let a crazy person take care of you. The Mad Hatter Pill Box will keep you organized and in tip top shape for all the impromptu tea parties and jabberwocky encounters you'll have. Aren't you lucky to have someone with impeccable taste in lunacy keeping you happily medicated and in a true state of Wonderment. -This handy, ultra cool collector's Pill Box features original Alice in WOnderland illustration. -The Queen of Hearts wil absolutley have your head on a platter to get this Item, so keep your eyes peeled. - 2" long, 2" wide and .75" deep.
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Dashboard Cowgirl Bull Rider
$10.99
Dashboard Cowgirl Bull Rider
Yee Haw! Get your move on in your car and let the Cowgirl Bull Rider go wild. She tosses back and forth with the motions of the car and provides hours of entertainment. Forget about the road, watch this rodeo extravaganza! Just kidding, do not take your eyes off the road. Anyways, these Cowgirls are amazing riders with major stamina and endurance, even the toughest terrain won't send them off course. There are three girls: a blonde, brunette, and redhead. We'll choose the Rider for you and we guarantee she won't disappoint!
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Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
$23.99 $18.99
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
No modern bathroom is complete without a giant, gel-dispensing nose attached to the wall. This delightful bathroom accessory goes with any decor, bringing a delicate panache to you home's most intimate room. Just fill the rubber nose with shower gel (we HIGHLY recommend green) and stick it on the wall. Then, whenever you shower, just squeeze or press the nose and the gel will ooze out of the left nostril. Disgusting? As Sarah Palin would say? "You betcha!" Nobody "Nose" a better Shower Gel Dispenser available today. It'll give you a clear "scents" of direction every morning you wake up groggy, mal-adjusted, and sleepy. But it's also very funny and, in truth, really useful. So if you think it's just for laughs, it's snot.*
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Kilt Bath Towel - Red
$36.99 $23.99
Kilt Bath Towel - Red
For those of us who love wearing our traditional Scottish Kilts everywhere comes a new tradition. When venturing to warmer beaches and pools you no longer have to watch your wool or re-pin your layers. This 100% cotton, Bath Towel will rock your world with Tartan fury. The pattern looks real enough to be a wool Kilt and everyone will bow in respect to your Celtic pride. The printed belt has authentic Celtic markings and features an extra large printed buckle. The double tassels and miniature dagger prints also make for a super realistic Scotsman or Scotswoman. Make it known to all that you are ready to give them what they deserve and you won't be stopped by a pair of skinny jeans!
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Worms and Dirt Candy
$6.99 $1.99
Worms and Dirt Candy
Have you ever wanted to dig up a bunch of Worms and eat them? We thought so, but these Candy Worms in Dirt are just so much tastier than the real thing. You'll be dumping bags of Worms and Dirt into your mouth like there's nothing left to eat in the world. It may make people uncomfortable but hey that's what we aim for. This Dirt is actually deliciously ground Chocolate and the Worms are sticky and sweet, Gummy Worms. These candies work great as a prank, party favor, or Halloween treat. Each bag holds an approximate handful of Worms and Dirt.
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Toilet Bowl Salt & Pepper Shakers
$15.99 $9.99
Toilet Bowl Salt & Pepper Shakers
Enjoy food like you should with these Toilet Bowl Salt & Pepper Shakers that flush your food with seasoning. Your dinner table will transform into a public restroom in no time. You can place the Pepper Shaking Urinal near in case you need to make a spritz of Pepper on your mashed potatoes. You can use the Toilet Shaker to splash Salt all over your roast corn. You'll have a grand old time using this 'restroom' and not having to wash your hands. Don't forget to wipe! These high quality pieces are ceramic with rubber plugs for filling with seasoning.
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No Tear Toilet Paper
$9.99 $4.99
No Tear Toilet Paper
Bathroom pranks are just the best! You get the victim while they're vulnerable and desperate. This No Tear Toilet Paper is probably the most frustrating of all evil pranks. When the victim reaches for a bit of paper they realize they're gonna have to use the entire roll to wipe. The pieces just don't rip and things are getting messier by the minute. By the time the victim can get out of the bathroom, it'll look like a bomb exploded in the bathroom. The Toilet Paper is actually made of a tightly knit, stiff fabric that looks just like real Toilet Paper. Make sure you pull this prank on someone who isn't going to murder you.
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Light-Up Balloons
$3.99 $2.99
Light-Up Balloons
The night can and will come alive with these Light-up Balloons! They illuminate with the push of a button and a little air. Decorate your favorite party, event, or room. Two Balloons, a Light-up piece, and a rubber band clasp come in one pack so you can use the Balloon several times. You can blow each Balloon up yourself with a little huff and puff or use a helium tank. Either way, the Balloon's gonna be the highlight and the coolest lighting at your party. Choose from several different colors to match your moods. We've been seeing a lot of red lately and that's why our Balloons are all RED!
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Flashing Mouth Party Attraction
$9.99 $4.99
Flashing Mouth Party Attraction
A party isn't fun unless you've got a Flashing Mouth or two, right Make sure you've got nice breath since everyone will be right up in your face. This cool retainer-like mouthpiece hides discreetly at the roof of your mouth. Simply slide it in and press the center compartment for a fantastical light show. The mouthpiece fits most mouths and is made of a safe and non-toxic rubber. *Not for children under 10 years old since the mouth piece must not be swallowed or chewed. The colors are awesome led magnificence featuring Red, Blue, Green , and Yellow.
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Butt Face Towel
$23.99 $19.99
Butt Face Towel
There's a serious problem in your bathroom that you're not even aware of. After your bath or shower, you might be drying your face with the same part of the towel that dried your butt the day before. Or worse yet, it might have dried someone else's butt! Think about it... using an ordinary towel, you have a fifty-percent chance of getting a face full of butt-tainted terry cloth. Yes, it's revolting, but Stupid.com has a solution. The ingenious Butt-Face Towel brings sanitary sanity back into your bathroom. It's a quality, terry cloth bath towel with two clearly labeled ends. As you can see in the photos, one half is white with the word ""FACE"" boldly embroidered. The other end is brown (good color choice) and is embroidered with the word ""BUTT."" Simple, no Each end of the Butt-Face Towel knows its place. The portion you use on your butt and, er, nether regions need never make the revolting journey up to your face again. The Butt-Face Towel is as well-made as it is practical. It's 100% cotton and measures about 44"" x 25"". It makes a thoughtful gift, but don't forget to get one for yourself. Your cheeks will thank you -- all four of them!"
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Frog Soap On a Rope
$15.99 $11.99
Frog Soap On a Rope
One of the friendliest creatures in nature is the frog. They are ugly in a cute way, they are fast and feisty, they like to jump a lot, and most of all they like to swim! If you have a hard time catching frogs or keeping them as a pet, we have a solution for you! You can now take a surreal, giant-sized frog into the shower with you! He will be a loyal friend and also make sure that you leave the shower smelling fresh, clean, and with smoother skin than his own. Just when you thought it couldn?t get any better, the frog soap on-a-rope is scented with refreshing Lemon Verbena. So go make your shower fun!
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R2D2 USB Hub
$78.99 $48.99
R2D2 USB Hub
R2D2 is the friendliest Droid around and he's here to help you with your computer work. Plug him in and let him entertain you and your stacks of papers every day. When he gets a USB plugged into one of his four ports he chirps, boops, and let's out all his other signature sounds. He processes your commands like a good droid and then proceeds to sort out your computer needs. Once you've dodged enemy hands, and hijacked several space pods, you can proceed onto the next mission. If only there were more Droids like him. He's just the best of the best, so let him be yours forever!
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Potty Putter
$23.99 $15.99
Potty Putter
Why waste time on the toilet, when you can use it to get ready for the U.S. Open! Potty Putter contains everything you need for an exciting round of golf while you are waiting for nature to takes its course. Potty Putter begins with a custom-shaped PUTTING GREEN that sits around your toilet. It also has a cup with a flag, a specially-sized putter, and 2 golf balls. And since you're likely to spend a LOT more time in the john, you also get an OCCUPIED SIGN to hang on the doorknob. Did you ever wonder how Tiger Woods got so good One word -- practice! And now every moment you spend on the porcelain goddess can be spent improving your game. Before long, you'll be sinking puts from 8, 12, or even 16 inches away! Think what that will do for your confidence, not to mention your constipation! And you never have to worry about a water trap, because you'll be sitting on top of it.
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Super Toilet Kit
$42.99 $30.99
Super Toilet Kit
The trip to the Toilet shouldn't be a lonely one. It should be filled with laughter, official paperwork, smiles, and the supernatural. Get all your kicks when you're taking a.... Well, you get the idea. Four super fun Toilet Rolls to occupy all your loose ends and a Talking Toilet Roll dispenser to make each adventure even more meaningful. You'll probably end up in the bathroom ten times more than you used to. This shouldn't be a problem unless you've got a shared Bathroom situation. If that should be the case, you're in big trouble. Prepare to stake claim to your thrown with the mountains of cleverly illustrated 2 ply at your disposal. It is your day to take a stand and then take a seat.
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Bacon Frosting
$21.00
Bacon Frosting
Have your cake and eat it too, plus Bacon! Seriously this one takes the cake! Bacon Frosting will probably be putting the final feathers on winged-Pigs across the universe. Who would ever sell such a bizarre yet intriguing delicacy... us of course. We've had enough of vanilla, chocolate, and hazelnut nonsense. We want something to blow all ordinary cakes out of the oven and, boy oh boy, did we find it. Prepare any cake or dessert as normal. Get it perfectly shaped, let it cool, then prepare to Frost it like no one's business. Squeeze tube into mouth to test, then squeeze onto bottom border of cake. Now squeeze into mouth once again to confirm consistency. Perfect, now squeeze around top border of the cake. Then, squeeze along the sides of the cake. Whoops, you ran out already? Well, open another tube and squeeze in your mouth to test of course. You know the rest, all this talk is making me hungry. Where is MY BACON FROSTING!?
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Icee Spray Candy
$3.99 $1.99
Icee Spray Candy
The delicious Spray of an Icee is something pretty spectacular. No longer wait to get to the mall, movie theater, or fair. You can have an Icee in your grasp at all times. The delicious tastes of cherry, blueberry, and lemonade Icees are all yours. When you're having fun, spray away, when you're stressed out, double spray away and when you're not sure spray until you are. Icees make everything so much better and that's why we've loved them since we were babies. Now that we're big babies we still love the taste of Icee and we're sure you'll be spraying like a fire hydrant.
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Bacon Tuxedo Prank Gift Box
$11.99 $6.99
Bacon Tuxedo Prank Gift Box
Give someone a gift that'll make 'em cringe. Give them something so lame and horrific that they'll question your friendship or relation to you. Make them hate your guts and spiral into unhappiness. That is until they open the Box to reveal a very different and very desirable gift. All their spiteful thoughts will vanish and you'll be rolling on the floor. This hilarious gift box is beautifully crafted with bizarre and unsettling Bacon Tuxedos designed by Stan's Formalwear. You'll find tons of images and descriptions on the box like "Bonus Bacon Scent Included!" Each Box is 9"" x 13" x 3" (22.9 cm x 33 cm x 7.6 cm) and is folded flat and shrink wrapped with an illustrated insert.
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Musical Ruler
$20.99 $12.99
Musical Ruler
Just when you thought real music was on a downward spiral, we introduce the beloved Musical Ruler. Within hours, you can be the master of your own, fine Musical Empire. With the extensive guide and songbook, youll be playing for the masses in no time. Bend, twist, and twerk the heart and soul of the world and bring peace and harmony to all. Let the waves of sound caress the ones you love in ways no words can express and bring a healthy glow to the faces all around you (works great at the DMV). You'll soon wonder what life was even like before you played the ruler but then again does anything even matter before the ruler came into your life - One Ruler and one extensive guide and songbook per package. - Ruler is played by vibrating and manipulating its length at variable keys all identified on the Rulers face with precise detail. - Excellent for all musicians and music lovers. - The sound of this instrument is heavenly beyond comparison.
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Walking Dead Bust Bank
$47.99 $28.99
Walking Dead Bust Bank
Ugly just got a little more attractive. This nasty, Biter Walker from the Walking Dead is straight out of the graphic novel. It looks scary enough to eat you but cool enough to put your change in. Put a lot of change in actually, he boasts a whole lot of piggy Bank room. He looks like a cool statue and stores your coin. No one will ever know what you've got goin' on inside that little Zombie of yours. When you're ready to get the money, turn him over and open the coin slot. You can then release all the change and start saving all over again. It doesn't take a lot of brains to love this brain-eater.
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Instant Irish Accent Mouth Spray
$17.00
Instant Irish Accent Mouth Spray
Release the Irish Spring swifter than the River Shannon in your mouth! You'll be singing in the rain and clingin' to the green when you've acquired your new Irish Accent. No longer will you feel left out at pubs, bars, liquor stores, breweries, and bootlegging operations. Here's a little preparation exercise for ya! Phrase: Happy St. Patrick's Day (to you singular/plural) Irish: L- Fh_ile P' draig Shona dhuit/dhaoibh or L' le P' draig dhuit/dhaoibh Pronunciation: law ay-leh paw-drig hun-ah gwitch/yeeve or law leh paw-dhrig hun-ah gwitch/yeeve "
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Talking Mug Cow Are You Today
$31.00
Talking Mug Cow Are You Today
It's a hilarious talking cow coffee mug. Need we say more? Ok, well, if you aren?t sold on the name alone, then let us sell you with the moo-rriffic details. The Cow Are You Today Talking Mug is the coffee mug/cow that combines moos sounds with a series of hilarious sayings. The ultimate coffee mug for the cattle obsessed, the Cow Are You Today Talking Mug is a classic novelty items that really and truly makes a great gag gift for anyone you have positive emooootions for! It?s a hilarious talking cow coffee mug. What?s not to love, right?
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Fart Slippers Farting Footwear
$24.99 $20.99
Fart Slippers Farting Footwear
Disgusting has hit a whole new low (the bottom of your feet) with Fart Slippers from Stupid.com With each step you take in Old Fart Slippers, the heel of your foot presses down a Whoopee Cushion like contraption sewn into the bottom of one slipper. The compression then forces air through the collapsed, soft rubber hose jutting from the back. The result is a gross, RIPP-IIRRR sound. The slippers are one-size-fits-all and come in elegant black?? perfect for just about every occasion.
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Boot Christmas Stockings
$6.99
Boot Christmas Stockings
Times have changed and Santa's looking forward to leaving treats in some modern Stockings this year! These Boots are pretty much what you'd find in the mall except they're for hanging. Hang them low, hang them high, just hang these Boots for Christmas time. Fill the Rain Boot with candy and gifts that only you can give. Chocolate Poop and Beard Beanies look oh so good in the Ugg Boot. Dont forget how amazing the Butt Mug looks poking out of the Western Boot Stocking! There are just so many Boots to choose from and so little mantle space. You'll just have to close your eyes and try them out for size. Although they are not real shoes or made for wearing, they sure look pretty badass.
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Magical Love Potion
$7.99 $4.99
Magical Love Potion
Love is finally in your control, tell Cupid to buzz off! With this fantastical Elixir you can design lovers, love triangles, love parades and so much more. This engineered wonder is freakin' delicious and energizing. You'll be floating in Love's pink, fluffy clouds for hours. Keep in mind friends, be careful how you use it. Love is a dangerously powerful thing. Keep your eyes closed, lips puckered and wish for the best the next time you enter a crowded room. The sweet taste of strawberry will tickle your taste buds and give you a burst of spectacular energy. You'll be able to kiss all day and night. Whether kissing someone else or your reflection in a mirror we wish you the purest of Love.
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Pumpkin Glitter Body Lotion - Glow in the Dark
$2.99 $1.99
Pumpkin Glitter Body Lotion - Glow in the Dark
Get your Great Pumpkin Glow Lotion! This Glittery Lotion is just what every boy and ghoul should have. Give yourself greenish skin with an eerie glow and glitter bang. Actually the Lotion smooths into your skin transparent but will leave you with a definite glow in the darkest of dark. If you've seen any Twilight films, this is most definitely the key to glittery, glowing vampire skin. You'll get five handful-sized containers good for party favors or all for yourself. When it comes to Glowing Pumpkins, no one's ever gonna tell you what to do.
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Dog Slobber Hand Sanitizer
$12.99 $5.99
Dog Slobber Hand Sanitizer
I?m sure you?ve heard that a Dog?s mouth is actually cleaner than a human mouth. So it makes sense to create a Dog Slobber Hand Sanitizer. Some gracious Dogs donated their Slobber to help you in times of sanitary crisis. Stay fresh, clean and germ-free after frolicking in the fields, chasing cars, fetching slippers and sniffing rear-ends. The Sanitizer is lightly scented and fortified with moisturizing Aloe (and contains no real Dog Slobber). Get to playing and chasing tennis balls then drop a bit of this on your hands for a quick clean-up! - One 2 oz. bottle of Sanitizer per package. - Active ingredient: 62% Ethyl Alcohol.
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Pirate Chest Purse
$24.99 $12.99
Pirate Chest Purse
Captain Hook had his hook diamond-encrusted to accent this treasure Chest. The way you've been stealing and pillaging hearts has set you apart as quite a Pirate This crazy little Purse will shiver ye timbers and send everyone crying to Davy Jones' locker. This Purse makes for a great everyday centerpiece or a costume accessory. Approximately 6"x4"x4" and looks like authentic wood but is actually made of vinyl. Dead men may tell no tales but they won't be able to shut up about this jewel.
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Sarah Palin Toilet Paper
$18.00
Sarah Palin Toilet Paper
Wipe your precious parts with a Palin! This new and highly detailed Toilet Paper features signature phrases and the glorious portrait of Sarah Palin. Guests will go wild knowing they shall be greeted by Mrs. Palin everytime they enter your restroom. She makes any bathroom a high profile establishment and you don't even need beer or rifles. She is truly suited for the job and your rear end will thank her greatly. Get a load of her different phrases on each piece of toilet paper like "You betcha" and "Doggonit... say it ain't so, Joe!"
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Emergency Mustache Kit
$14.99 $7.99
Emergency Mustache Kit
Ever get caught in a bind and have trouble wriggling your way out? Everyday, you say? Slap on one of these Emergency Mustaches for a quick getaway as a new man. They come in 6 different personas and you know you're gonna need all 6! Rip open the Emergency packaging and quick stick. People around you will be baffled by your sudden disappearance and this new man standing where you were. When I accidentally knock spaghetti sauce over at the grocery store I slap one on. When the tax man comes a knockin', I slap one on. Yes, Emergencies do happen and it's best you be prepared. Mustaches transform anyone and works for men, women, and children.
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