Clocky Robotic Alarm
Sleep. The demesne of Hypnos and Morpheus. Once the playground for the exhausted geek, now a wasteland of antiproductivity. Are you writing code? No. Are you pwning n00bs? No. Are you farming gold so you can buy that mount in Silvermoon? No. Sleep when you die, man. Staying awake is the only way to get things done anymore. So when your weekly intake of REM is limited to the single digits, you need an effective waking mechanism. Something to jog your mind as well as your body in an effort to pump blood back to your extremities and grey matter. Clocky is here! All Hail Clocky! This little wonderful wheeled alarm clock started as an engineering student's project. Having trouble waking up herself, Gauri Nanda developed Clocky to shriek annoyingly and effectively, waking you up. The fun doesn't end there, kiddies. It leaps off of your night stand, and drives around your room, making random turns and racing away from your grasp. Now you have to get out of bed and hunt the little bugger down to turn it off. Now, you're awake, and it's time to get things done. Booya.
Apple(r) iPad mini(r) with Wi-Fi(r) 16GB (White)
Apple(r) new iPad(r) with Wi-Fi(r) 32GB (Black)
With the stunning Retina display. 5MP iSight camera. With the breakthrough Retina display, 5-megapixel iSight camera and ultrafast wireless, the new iPad is more immersive than ever before. Surf the web, check your email, flip through photos, watch a movie, play a game, thumb through a book or magazine, and more. iPad gives you a smarter, more intuitive, more fun way to do everyday things--and thanks to 200,000 apps in the App Store, things you can't even imagine.*
Apple MD101LL/A 2.5GHz 13.3" Macbook Pro 2012
MacBook Pro features Intel's new third-generation Core Architecture for a boost in Processor and Memory speeds. New next-generation graphics deliver performance levels that are up to 60 percent faster than before. And high-speed Thunderbolt I/O lets you transfer Data at rates up to 10 GBps. The MacBook Pro is a great Computer that just got even greater.-What's in the box: MacBook Pro, Display Cleaning Cloth, Built-in 63.5-watt-hour lithium-polymer Battery (up to 7 hours for wireless Web browsing), 60W MagSafe Power Adapter, AC Wall Plug, Power Cord, Printed and electronic documentation; Mac OS X Lion, iLife 11, 1-Year Limited Warranty-Features-The latest dual-core Intel processor-Intel HD Graphics 4000 -Thunderbolt and USB 3 ports-FaceTime HD camera-Multi-Touch trackpad-Up to 7 hours of battery life-OS X Lion-Specifications-Intel Core i5 2.5GHz Dual-Core Processor with Turbo Boost up to 3.1GHz-3MB Shared L3 Cache-4GB of 1600MHz DDR3 SDRAM (8GB max.)-500GB 5400RPM Hard Drive-8x SuperDrive-13.3-inch (diagonal) LED-backlit glossy display, 1280 by 800 resolution-Intel HD Graphics 4000 -802.11n Wi-Fi wireless networking; IEEE 802.11a/b/g compatible-Bluetooth 4.0 -SDXC Card Slot-720p FaceTime HD Camera-Integrated Stereo Speakers with Subwoofer and Omnidirectional microphone- Full-size backlit Keyboard with 78 (U.S.) including 12 function keys and 4 arrow keys (inverted "T" arrangement) with ambient light sensor- Multi-Touch trackpad for precise cursor control; supports inertial scrolling, pinch, rotate, swipe, three-finger swipe, four-finger swipe, tap, double-tap, and drag capabilities-Connections & Expansions: 2 x USB 3.0, Architecture for a boost in Processor and Memory speeds. New next-generation graphics deliver performance levels that are up to 60 percent faster than before. And high-speed Thunderbolt I/O lets you transfer Data at rates up to 10 GBps. The MacBook Pro is a great Computer that just got even greater.-What's in the box: MacBook Pro, Display Cleaning Clo
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Mini Rechargeable USB Turntable
"At first glance this turntable appears to be a mysterious black briefcase. Perhaps it contains the secret documents to the Death Star? Maybe it's got $100,000 in cash in unmarked bills inside? But no... if you pop open the latch you'll find a high-quality belt-driven turntable. It even has built-in speakers so you can play your favorite records on the go. Want to transfer your vinyl to mp3s for your iPod? This will do that, too! Got a loved one with a lot of vinyl collecting dust? Don't let vinyl tunes die a slow and lonely death moldering in a basement. Liberate it digitally with the Mini Rechargeable USB Turntable. Here's our awesome idea: Gift your friend or family member with a weekend of your time helping them transfer their favorite records to digital format. Just, y'know, don't tell the Turntable that he's working at making himself obsolete. He's a little touchy about that. Product Specificatins Belt driven turntable mechanism Plays 3 Speeds - 33 1/3, 45 and 78 RPM Records Plays 7"", 10"" & 12"" Records Fully automatic return tone arm Internal rechargeable lithium ion battery Built-In dynamic full range stereo speakers Leatherette exterior Chrome snap closure Heavy duty corner guards Dimensions: 18""x19""x9"" Weight: 15.43 lbs Included in box: Compact Retro Briefcase USB Turntable Audacity Software Suite PC/MAC USB Cable AC Plug Adapter User Manual"
Mini Cupcake Factory
"Cupcakes appeal to the geek because they're entirely made out of cake! Plus, they're teeny and cute, and, for some reason, things that are miniaturized make some of the geek girls here in the office squee with delight! One only has to look at adorable pictures of miniature horses to know the truth of this. So, in the epic battle of cake vs. cupcake, the cupcake has one point for its teenyness, if that's even a word. Another advantage the cupcake has is, due to its size, it has an extremely high crust-to-cake ratio. You know, that outer layer of extra caramelized batter that's soaked up some of the oil and has a slight give to the crumb? Nummy. Also, again - size related, the cupcake cooks in a mere 5 minutes time. So, if you include the time spent mixing and heating the cupcake pan, you're only 10 minutes away from craving to nomming delicious hot cupcakes! ThinkGeek knows you love cupcakes - mostly because we love cupcakes. Consequently, when we found this electric mini cupcake pan, we knocked over little old ladies to get at them. Each one of these little pans heats up in minutes, and cooks 7 cupcakes at a time in 5 short minutes. So you can go from craving to mixing to eating hot delicious cupcakes in less time than it takes to make five 2-minute eggs. Maybe our math is wrong? Apropos of nothing: in the UK, they're called ""fairy cakes."" Unfortunately for our british friends, though, this little guy only has a US 110v plug. Which is fine, really. More for us!"
Relax Sack 7 ft. Microsuede Foam Bean Bag Sofa Navy
Made of microsuede material. Filled with high-quality foam. Round bean bag. Available in a variety of colors. Washable and changeable covers. Dimensions: 84 diam. x 34H inches. With the 7 Foot Relax Sack Microsuede Foam Bean Bag Sofa, you will find yourself in the lap of luxury. Offering enough room for up to three people to relax, this bean bag sofa defines lavish comfort in every respect. This black beauty sports a foam-filled construction and a durable microsuede fabric exterior that is washable. So, invite your friends over and give them a taste of luxury. Color: Navy.
Retro Duo NES/SNES Game System
If you put your hand far enough into the crack of your couch in the basement you're likely to find an old SNES game cartridge... reach a little further and out comes a pop rock encrusted NES cartridge. Problem is, no matter how far you burrow, you'll never come up with a full Nintendo classic game system... and you'll never ever find a system that plays both NES and SNES games. Well luckily the Retro Duo NES/SNES Game System is here to solve all your 8 and 16 bit gaming needs...
Beanbag Cellphone Chair
Your cellphone is a trusted friend. It has been there for you when you needed a ride, felt lonely, or just had to talk to your mom. All it has asked in return is the occasional charge. Your phone loves you, so it's about damn time you did something nice for it. You can start with a nice place for your phone to sit. Sure, some may laugh at you, but your buddy deserves the best. You owe it to your phone to make his downtime the most comfortable possible...
Nostalgia Electrics RSM-650 Retro Series Slushee Machine
Dimensions: 7.75W x 7.75D x 17H inches. 20-watt slush drink machine in a fun, retro style. Strong, durable metal and plastic construction Uses sugar-based drinks or juices, crushed ice, and table salt. 32-ounce clear mixing chamber, detachable tank. Easy-pour spout and convenient cord storage. Create your favorite frozen drinks with the Nostalgia Electrics RSM-650 Retro Series Slushee Machine. Designed for kitchen and home bar use, this 20-watt machine features a 32-ounce, clear mixing chamber and a compact, upright design that fits easily on any countertop. Featuring a retro style and bright red finish, it makes frozen soda drinks, daiquiris, fruity slushes, and more. Just add crushed ice or small ice cubes from your freezer, your favorite fruit juice or soda, and ordinary table salt. The spout on the front makes drinks easy to dispense, and the tank detaches from the base for easy cleanup. Includes a 90-day limited warranty.
Apple 16GB iPad 2 with Wi-Fi - White (MC979LL/A)
Find portable computers at Target.com! The all-new thinner and lighter design makes ipad 2 even more comfortable to hold. It s even more powerful with the dual-core a5 chip, yet has the same 10 hours of battery life. With two cameras, you can make facetime video calls, record hd video, and put a twist on your snapshots in photo booth. And the ipad smart cover attaches magnetically and wakes up, stands up, and brightens up your ipad 2.
Michael Kors Round Rose GoldTone Glitz Sport Watch, 33mm
Give into the the glitz with this crystal-adorned watch from Michael Kors. Sleek and sophisticated, it lends every look a hint of practical sparkle. Female
Apple MB528LL/A 8 GB 2nd Generation iPod Touch - Wi-Fi - 3.5-inch LCD Display - Black
The iPod touch has always been an amazing iPod. And with its groundbreaking technologies including a Multi Touch screen, the accelerometer, and 3D graphics and access to hundreds of games, iPod touch puts an amazing gaming experience in the palm of your hand. It comes in 8 GB, 16 GB, and 32 GB models with new volume controls and a built in speaker. Play hours of music. Create a Genius Playlist of songs that go great together. Watch a movie. Surf the web. View rich HTML email. Find your location and get directions with Google Maps. Browse YouTube videos.
Tech For Less
Converge - USB Charging Hub
"Before the dawning of the age of IKEA, all our dorm rooms and apartments were graced with the furniture wunderkind called the futon. It was a sofa! It was a bed! It was a place to pile clean laundry until you got around to folding it. So useful, our futon. Simple and useful. Converge is the futon of charging hubs. Its white folds remind us of a bendy futon mattress, but it has the added feature of a slot to slip in charging cables. With the help of soft TPE grips, cables stay nestled out of sight behind Converge. Just plug the power source into your nearest outlet and you can charge up to 4 USB devices while they chill out on Converge's curvy frame. Product Specifications Your devices will feel right at home snuggling on Converge Stows cables in the back, out of sight Includes 4 USB outlets Curved to let your devices nestle comfortably while charging Powered with an external power source (110-240v) Manages charging cables for both bottom-connected (iPad, iPhone, etc) and side-connected (cameras, other phones, etc) accessories Compatibility: Charges most USB devices. Will not work with Blackberry Torch, Blackberry Curve, or the Barnes & Noble Nook. Dimensions: approx. 12"" x 4"" x 5"""
Apple iPod nano - Digital player - flash 4 GB - AAC, MP3 - Blue - 2nd Generation MA428LL/A
Only 0.26 of an inch thin and 1.41 ounces light, iPod nano packs a lot into its diminutive design. A brighter color display. With features like these, iPod nano changes the way you experience your music and more. p Finding and playing music on iPod nano is simple. Menu options let you browse by artist, composer, album, song, genre, or playlist. Want to mix things up Click Shuffle Songs. iPod nano makes your music look as good as it sounds, thanks to a 1.5 inch color display. Album art appears alongside your song titles, so you see your music as you play it. p iPod nano holds up to 25, 000 photos you can sync from your Mac or Windows PC via iTunes. Use the Click Wheel to scroll through photo thumbnails the same way you scroll through song titles. To see a photo full screen, click the center button. You can even view photo slideshows, complete with music. Just select Slideshow Settings and choose the time between slides, the transition effect, and the music. p Calendars, contacts, and the World Clock appear in the Extras menu, along with a few more handy items. Take the Screen Lock, for example. Spin the Click Wheel to choose a four digit combination and protect your iPod nano from prying eyes. If you forget your combination, you can reset it at your next sync. Or use the built in Stopwatch to log your best times. When it's finally time to play, iPod nano features four fun games Music Quiz, Solitaire, Brick, and Parachute.
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Apple TD10767559 2.6GHz 15.4" Macbook Pro with Retina Display 2012
The all-new MacBook Pro pushes the limits of Notebook performance. It has a stunning Retina display with over 5 million pixels, an all-flash Architecture built for speed, the 3rd generation quad-core Intel Core i7 processors and next-generation NVIDIA graphics. It's incredibly thin and light design. You've never seen anything like it because there's never been anything like it. The MacBook Pro with Retina display is available in a 15-inch model.-What's in the box: MacBook Pro with Retina Display, Built-in 95-watt-hour lithium-polymer Battery (up to 7 hours for wireless Web browsing), 85W MagSafe 2 Power Adapter, AC Wall Plug, Power Cord, Printed and electronic documentation; Mac OS X Lion, iLife 11, 1-Year Limited Warranty-Features-Retina display with 2880-by-1800 Resolution - The world's highest resolution notebook-Ultrafast all-flash architecture-The latest quad-core Intel Core i7 processor-Next-generation NVIDIA graphics-Two Thunderbolt ports for connecting high-performance devices and transferring Data at lightning speed-Two USB 3 ports (compatible with USB 2 devices) and HDMI-SDXC card slot-FaceTime HD camera-Multi-Touch trackpad-Up to 7 hours of battery life-OS X Lion-Specifications-Intel Core i7 2.6GHz Quad-Core Processor with Turbo Boost up to 3.6GHz-6MB Shared L3 Cache-16GB of 1600MHz DDR3L onboard Memory (16GB max.)-512GB Flash Storage-15.4-inch (diagonal) LED-backlit display with ips technology; 2880-by-1800 resolution at 220 pixels per inch with support for millions of colors-NVIDIA GeForce GT 650M (1GB GDDR5 memory) and Intel HD Graphics 4000 with automatic graphics switching (Dual display and Video mirroring: Simultaneously supports full native resolution on the built-in display and up to 2560 by 1600 pixels on up to two external displays)-802.11n Wi-Fi wireless networking; IEEE 802.11a/b/g compatible-Bluetooth 4.0 -SDXC Card Slot-720p FaceTime HD Camera-SATA hard drives are designed for reliability and mass Storage demanded by today's Server and stora
J&R Computer/Music World
Coca-Cola Snow Cone Maker: Classic Home Frosty Flavored Shaved Ice Machine
Serve up frosty flavored treats anytime! Just add cubed ice to the shaving compartment and turn it on. Fluffy shaved ice dispenses into cone or cup. Top ice with Coke or other favorite flavorings (not included) and enjoy! Unit includes snow cone machine, and one plastic 4-oz. cone cup. ETL -listed cord. Household use only. 11 x 6.75 x 7.5 .
With the advent of the incessantly beeping and easily concealable Annoy-a-tron, ThinkGeek has ushered in a new era of sophisticated office pranks sure to drive your co-workers bonkers while you snicker silently at your desk. Now the next advanced level in stealthy office joke electronics is ready for your enjoyment. The Phantom Keystroker may look like a harmless usb thumb drive, but it's actually a devious contraption of unlimited office-based torture. Simply discreetly attach the Phantom Keystroker to any extra USB port on your victim's computer, no drivers needed. The Keystroker emulates a keyboard and mouse and periodically makes random mouse movements, toggles caps-lock and types out odd garbage text and phrases. Switches on the side allow you to choose between keyboard garbage typing, caps lock-toggle, annoying mouse movements or all three. An adjustment dial sets the duration between "events". We recommend you don't set it too frequently so as to extend the agony. Your hapless co-worker pal will think his computer has been possessed or infected by a destructive virus. As he writhes in anger and furiously dials tech support you can rest easy with a job well done. WARNING The Phantom Keystroker never hits the return key and it never clicks the mouse button. However you should not use it on anyone's system who is doing critical work where disruption could cause serious consequences. The Phantom Keystroker is a joke, like any joke you need to use prudence and judgement when executing it. You have been warned!
Cube - Bluetooth Laser Projected Keyboard
"Remember when you were promised all those amazing future tech innovations? Just around the corner was supposed to be a shining technology utopia with flying cars, personal space travel to distant galaxies, and bio-implantable cell phones. It's almost disappointing enough to make you sit at home and watch old episodes of ""Space 1999"". Don't lose hope! An amazing glimpse of this promised future has just arrived at ThinkGeek in the form of the Cube Laser Virtual Keyboard. This tiny device laser-projects a keyboard on any flat surface... you can then type away accompanied by simulated key click sounds. It really is true future magic at its best. You'll be turning heads the moment you pull this baby from your pocket and use it to compose an e-mail on your iPad, iPhone or laptop. With 63 keys and and full size QWERTY layout the Laser Virtual Keyboard can approach typing speeds of a standard keyboard... in a size a little larger than a matchbook. Product Features Projects a full-size laser keyboard onto any flat surface Allows the convenience of full-size typing in a tiny form factor Connects wirelessly via bluetooth to iPhone, iPad, many Smartphones and most Laptops Mouse mode allows you to use your finger as a mouse rather than typing when using with a laptop. Rechargeable battery lasts for 150 minutes of continuous typing Charges via USB. No drivers to install Product Specifications Compatibility: iPhone 3GS/4, iPad (iOS4), Blackberry tablet, Android 2.0 and higher, Windows Phone 7, Windows XP/Vista/7, Mac OS Interface: Bluetooth HID and USB 2.0 Keyboard Layout: 19mm sized QWERTY layout Detection rate: Up to 400 characters per minute Operating Surface: Most flat opaque surfaces Battery duration: Approximately 150 minutes, 700mAh built-in rechargeable battery"
Apple - Iphone 4s With 16gb Memory Mobile Phone - White (sprint)
The iPhone 4S features a powerful dual-core A5 chip with faster graphics for browsing the Web, switching between apps, gaming and more. The 8.0MP camera boasts advanced optics and shoots 1080p HD video. Ask Siri, a voice-activated intelligent assistant, to make calls, send texts, set reminders and more. Features the iOS 5 operating system with its easy-to-use interface, rock-solid stability and extended battery life. Use with iCloud to store your digital content and wirelessly push it to all your devices. Sprint Easy Pay option available in store. Learn more › Requires a Simply Everything or Everything Data plan and a $10 Premium Data add-on. The Early Termination Fee is prorated and is calculated by taking the months remaining on your Service Agreement times $20 for Advanced Devices, with a maximum of $350, and minimum of $100.