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H2O Instant Water Candle Kit
$19.99
H2O Instant Water Candle Kit
"Two packs per order for even more candle-ness!! Candles have been used for hundreds of years to spread light where there was dark, not just because no one had invented electricity yet, but because they were so beautiful. And ever since about 10 minutes after the first candle was created, the first candle-lit romantic mood was created. But regular candles are boring. Time to play with some liquid density and cooking ingredients (also romantic) and put an H2O Instant Water Candle Kit or few to good use. Ok, so first you get a jar or vase or something (something glass with a wide mouth). Fill it 3/4 full of water, and mix in some coloring for . . . well, color. Drop in any other crap you want in the jar for to make it more beautiful. Add a centimeter layer of cooking oil on top of that water, and gently float a wick (which you already inserted into a floater) on the water. Then light it. It will burn off the cooking oil (since said oil will be floating on top of the water), and look gorgeous. By using some H2O Instant Water Candle Kits, you will have unique candles that won't drip wax all over the place. Oh, and, if the candle gets knocked over by accident, the water will extinguish the flames. H2O Instant Water Candle Kit - a simple, science-y, exquisite way to add some beauty to your world. Please Note: You'll need to supply your own vase/jar, water decorations (rocks, etc), water, and oil. H2O Instant Water Candle Kit Just add water, cooking oil, and a jar (or vase) to make a beautifully unique candle. Fire not included, either. Non toxic, but that doesn't mean you should drink it. Colors: Blue, Green, and Red. Each Pack Includes: 3 floaters, 18 wicks, and 20g (0.71oz) of coloring). Super Six Pack Contains: 2 of each color - for super decorating and stuff. Package Dimensions: approx. 2.75"" x 5.5"" x 0.75"""
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Angry Panda Glasses
$9.99 $5.99
Angry Panda Glasses
Though quiet and shy by nature, Angry Panda creates noise through actions. For Angry Panda, apathy is not an option. Angry Panda is the embodiment of all forward-thinking doers, and doesn’t subscribe to any one doctrine or agenda. Everyone has their own Angry Panda – they just need to awaken the Angry Panda within themselves. We all get a little angry sometimes. And sometimes we can't take action to improve our world, so the best option is to sit back and enjoy a delicious adult beverage. Why not blend up a delicious Panda Bear? Fill your blender with 1 oz Amaretto, 1/2 oz White Creme de Cacao, 1/2 oz of Dark Creme de Cacao, 1/2 tablespoon of chocolate syrup, a dash of vanilla extract, and a generous scoop of vanilla ice cream. Blend on low until smooth and legendarily delicious. Product Specifications Materials: Glass Capacity: 1 16 oz Pint; 2oz shots (two pack) Dishwasher safe: No Microwave safe: No
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Math Earrings
$32.99 $16.49
Math Earrings
"Despite what our Algebra 2 teacher tried to turn it into, mathematics can be beautiful. The first time you graph a parabola in geometry. The recognition of the Fibonacci sequence in a fern. The moment you get to the Q.E.D. bit in a particularly vexing proof. There's beauty in symmetry and simplicity, and there's beauty in Chaos Theory. This collection of pendants celebrates the beauty of math in all its forms. Choose from: Golden Ratio - A 2D representation of the Golden Spiral, in, cleverly enough, gold. Dur. .625"" x 1"". Möbius - A 3D representation of the Möbius strip in silver. .625"" wide x 1"" high x .25"" deep. Pi - A 2D representation of the mathematical constant Pi inscribed in a circle in silver. .625"" diameter. Each earring is made from base metal coated with pure silver or gold. The ear wire is made of silver plated stainless steel. For our customers with nickel allergies: the earrings are made from base metal but they and the ear wires are plated with pure silver (not Sterling) or gold."
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Harry Potter Hogwarts Logo A-line Ladies' Tank
$21.99
Harry Potter Hogwarts Logo A-line Ladies' Tank
What do Hogwarts students wear when they're hanging out at the pool or walking down the boardwalk? This tank top, of course! We have to admit, being magically inclined would be really helpful in the summer. Use a spell to instantly dry off when you get out of the pool. Use a spell to instantly remove all those pesky specks of sand from EVERYWHERE when you leave the beach. Yet more reasons we're sad to be Muggles. Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus and the Hogwarts School crest on a black tank top. Please use the size chart below to find your size S M L XL Chest 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. Waist 38 in. 40 in. 42 in. 44 in. Length 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in. Bottom opening 48 in. 50 in. 52 in. 54 in.
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$20.99
"Define ""Interesting"" Babydoll"
"Life is interesting. And by interesting, we mean surprising, unexpected, absorbing, engrossing, fascinating, gripping, riveting, entertaining, amusing, diverting, intriguing, and yes, even interesting like trying to land your gorramn ship without a primary buffer panel. Some other great uses for the word interesting: Curse: ""May you live in interesting times."" (Translation: ""We really hope the fates slap you upside the head like you deserve."") Not-A-Lie: ""That's an interesting hair color."" (Translation: ""Did you dip your head in sewage?"") Not-An-HR-Nightmare: ""What an interesting dress!"" (Translation: ""Where's the rest of it?"") Impending Disaster: ""It's certainly an interesting problem."" (Translation: ""We have no clue how to fix it."") Wash's definition of ""Interesting"" in white on a black, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Note: These are sized differently than our standard babydolls. Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 33 in. 35 in. 37 in. 39 in. 41 in. Front Length 25 in. 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in."
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Prefectionist
$17.99 $9.99
Prefectionist
"Most of our t-shirts we offer to you, our customers, are funny. Why? Well, it's all part of the philosophy of ThinkGeek. We believe that humor is a special part of the human experience. Like fine art, humor helps us reflect upon ourselves and the human condition in a very unique and sometimes oblique way. And for humor to be good, it really has to be simple, honest, and perfect. Each word has to be carefully chosen. Good humor is a very intellectual process. At ThinkGeek, we apply this same humor methodology to our business model. We want to be honest with you folks and also to be perfect for you. For our products, we strive to make sure each description is accurate and each image is crystal clear. We know a lot of you are perfectionists too, and so we've made this t-shirt to celebrate the true geek's passion for perfection. Look at it; so simple but so true. ""p-r-e-f-e-c-t-i-o-n-i-s-t"" Wait, PREfectionist….it's supposed to be PERfectionist. OH CARP! 100% cotton heavyweight navy blue t-shirt with 'Prefectionist' written on it front in center in a tranquil lime green."
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Minecraft Diamond Wrapping Paper
$5.99
Minecraft Diamond Wrapping Paper
The irony of the Minecraft Diamond Wrapping paper is in the age-old adage that diamonds last forever. Spending dozens of minutes carefully creating a beautiful wrapping job only to have it shredded without regard is a difficult thing to witness. Allow your giftee the chance to relish in the obvious hilarity of destroying diamonds. Take it one step further and wrap your box full of diamonds in Diamond Wrapping Paper to really take it to the meta-max...
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MythBusters' Gear - Failure is Always an Option
$18.99 $8.99
MythBusters' Gear - Failure is Always an Option
"Good scientists will tell you that any test that yields valid data is a valid test. They might be a bit depressed when they say it, but it's true. Other scientists who will argue that any test is valid if you learn something from the experience. This is particularly true of ones who can't predict what's going to happen. We're not talking about the ability to know ahead of time the result of an experiment. That's the point of doing the experiment in the fist place. But on the most basic level, what's going to happen? The sort of unexpected things that happen when you mix Jamie with C4 or killer robots and Grant (hint: they weren't killer to begin with). We kid. We kid. But failure is an important part of the learning process, in both science and life. If you haven't already heard it and have a free half hour, listen to Adam Savage's speech at Maker Faire Bay Area 2009 on some of his colossal failures for perspective. And then come back here and buy this shirt. Because failure is always an option. Adam's catchprhase from MythBusters, ""Failure is always an option,"" stenciled in yellow and black on the front of an ice grey, 100% cotton t-shirt. Officially-licensed MythBusters' gear."
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d20 Spiral Necklace
$12.99
d20 Spiral Necklace
The venerable d20 die, that platonic solid whose numerical etchings cast an impartial providence upon friend and beast alike. It holds the power to grant or take life, and even the power to revoke such grants. Imagine such an influential tool intricately cradled in a spiral, that ancient symbol of the cycle of life, death, and rebirth. Now imagine that spirally-fenced die bound to your body and soul by cord around your neck - ready for whatever circumstance the Fates throw at your feet...
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Periodic BaCoN V-Neck Babydoll
$14.99 $9.99
Periodic BaCoN V-Neck Babydoll
"Seems like everyone has a different way of eating these days. Just at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ we have the carnivores, the pescatarians, the vegetarians, the vegans, and then there's our copywriter monkey who claims to be 100% vegetarian 80% of the time, which requires higher math when we pick a lunch place. Then there was this one guy we met who said he was vegetarian up until the point he smelled bacon cooking. So periodically, he was what we like to call bacontarian. We suggest bacontarianism as an alternative to your already presumably alternative eating habits. Plus, it kind of sounds like a religion. So when someone asks what you believe in, you can say, ""Bacon."" The chemical formula for bacon (okay, it's not... but it SPELLS bacon... we do NOT recommend you attempt to eat this combination of elements), Barium, Cobalt, and Nitrogen, printed with their atomic properties in white on a deep heather babydoll (fitted) v-neck t-shirt."
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Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
$49.99
Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win. Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon! For nutrition information, click here.
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Sundial and Stardial Pendants
$39.99
Sundial and Stardial Pendants
Technology is awesome, but can we trust it? How can we be sure that our cell phones aren't recording our brain waves and transmitting our ideas to evil corporations? How can we be sure that our watches aren't silently recording our pulses and sending the data to Big Food so they know when to advertise those juicy bacon cheeseburgers on TV and ruin our diet plans? Yeah, see, now you're paranoid too. We've taken the mirrors out of our bathrooms to avoid that classic horror movie moment, too. We recommend you do the same. Preventative paranoia is the key to success. Part of our plan is eschewing traditional watches for the sundial. Inspired by designs from Babylonia, Egypt, the Celts of Northern Europe, the Mayans and Incas and Aztecs, we've found the most imaginative and accurate wearable sundials anywhere. Instructions for reading your new sundial are included. Batteries, however, are not. They're not needed! Who needs batteries to sense the rhythms of the solar system? Guaranteed to work as long as the sun rises... and we don't want to think about the day that stops happening. How the Sundial works... On a sunny day, suspend the sundial by its black satin cord. Through a tiny hole, a thin ray of sunshine will illuminate a number on the inside of the dial showing the time of day. This Aquitaine sundial was named after Eleanor of Aquitaine, who gave one to King Henry II of England so Henry would know when to return from the hunt for their love trysts. (One must always be timely for love trysts. Tryst us on that one.) How the Stardial works... Set the middle wheel to the month, hold the dial upside down, and sight the North Star through the center hole. Move the top of the dial's arm to align with the uppermost stars of the Big Dipper, and read the time on the inner dial where the arm crosses the hour mark! Star dials were first used in the 15th century by navigators and are extremely accurate because they are based on the North Star. Product Features Pewter sundial & stardial ring pendants Tell the time without electricity, gears, or other technology Modeled after historical timepieces Approximately 1.3 inches (3.3 cm) in diameter Comes with a 30" black silk cord (or supply your own chain)
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The Ex - Unique Knife Set and Holder
$79.99
The Ex - Unique Knife Set and Holder
We'll get right to the point with this product - it's a wicked cool design for a knife holder and certainly a lot more edgy than the standard old block of wood. We're not sure who the designer might have been thinking of when he created this but we definitely like the results. And it includes five knives!. This unique artistic knife holder is made of heavy duty ABS plastic and will be the talk of the party! It's an innovative knife suspension system with individual protective knife sleeves for each blade. The five knives are made from heavy gauge durable stainless steel. The slots are magnetized to secure knives in the holder. Overall, we'd say The Ex Knife Set is very cutting edge!
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Nightmare Before Christmas Mini Plush
$9.99 $4.99
Nightmare Before Christmas Mini Plush
"'Twas a long time ago, Longer now than it seems in a place that perhaps you've seen in your dreams. For the story that you are about to be told began with the holiday worlds of old. Now, you've probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven't I'd say it's time you begun. For the holidays are the result of much fuss and hard work from the worlds that create them us. Well you see now, quite simply that's all that they do, making one unique holiday especially for you. But once, a calamity ever so great occurred when two holidays met by mistake. The Nightmare Before Christmas is one of our most favoritest movies of all time and space. And now, we have the perfect pals to share the movie with: these adorable Nightmare Before Christmas Mini Plush. Jack, Sally, Zero, and Oogie are all ready to be cuddled and hugged by you. They are cute, they are lovable, and Oogie is 100% not full of bugs. Get them quick to make sure you have a happy holidays. Nightmare Before Christmas Mini Plush - they're simply meant to be . . . yours! Nightmare Before Christmas Mini Plush Cute, mini, and huggably-delicious plush versions of Jack, Sally, Zero, and Oogie Boogie from The Nightmare Before Christmas. Perfect for gifts (for others or for yourself) for any holiday. Dimensions: Jack: 6.5"" x 4"" x 2"" Sally: 6.5"" x 3.5"" x 2"" Zero: 6.5"" x 9"" x 3"" Oogie: 6.5"" x 4"" x 2"""
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The Hobbit Mini Plush
$9.99
The Hobbit Mini Plush
"There's a land of adventure and danger, of romance and goblins, of giant spiders and dragons that sound like detectives. And that land, friends, is called . . . New Zealand! Seriously, other than being upside down (or right-side up, depending on your orientation), New Zealand has everything - including Middle Earth! That's where the Bagginses lives. That's where our dreams of The Hobbit Mini Plush were born. The Hobbit Mini Plush are, in a word, adorable. And they are chock full of details: from Gandalf's staff all the way to Bilbo's hairy feet. These plush will be right at home next to your many editions of The Hobbit (book, movie, breakfast cereal, all of them). And regardless what some folks might think, nothing is more romantic than The Hobbit Mini Plush. ""Hey, baby, wanna snuggle up to my Gollum?"" See? Got you all warm and tingly, didn't it? Puke in your mouth a little? Either way, maintain that feeling (the good tingle, of course) by getting a full set of The Hobbit Mini Plush today The Hobbit Mini Plush Tiny, cute representations of three Middle Earth natives. Chose Bilbo, Gollum, or Gandalf (or grab 'em all). Bilbo and Gandalf have sewn-on accessories - Gollum just has his loincloth. Fully-licensed Hobbit collectibles. Dimensions: approx. 8"" tall."
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Bluetooth Handset Gloves - Knit Men's Grey
$35.99
Bluetooth Handset Gloves - Knit Men's Grey
There are a few fairly universal pantomimes that everybody in the civilized world understands, regardless of culture. Shake your head for 'no,' scribbling in mid-air for 'check-please,' thumb-and-pinky held up to the ear for 'call-me.' While we're not sure exactly when it was that the 'call-me' pantomime appeared in our collective cultural jargonplex, we have it on good authority Bell's assistant Watson would surreptitiously make the gesture to Mrs. Bell, much to her husband's consternation...
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World of Minecraft T-Shirt - Black, XXL
$4.99
World of Minecraft T-Shirt - Black, XXL
ThinkGeek is your source for officially-licensed Minecraft gear. First circle In limbo are those who have not yet played the game. They are doomed to an eternity of listening to their friends rant about how awesome it is. Second circle The second circle contains the night sky and moon. It is full of hostile mobs, and those who live here are fated to repeat the 7 minute cycle for eternity. Third circle Players relegated to the third circle always know where north is but can't ever get there...
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H2O Instant Water Candle Kit
$19.99
H2O Instant Water Candle Kit
"Two packs per order for even more candle-ness!! Candles have been used for hundreds of years to spread light where there was dark, not just because no one had invented electricity yet, but because they were so beautiful. And ever since about 10 minutes after the first candle was created, the first candle-lit romantic mood was created. But regular candles are boring. Time to play with some liquid density and cooking ingredients (also romantic) and put an H2O Instant Water Candle Kit or few to good use. Ok, so first you get a jar or vase or something (something glass with a wide mouth). Fill it 3/4 full of water, and mix in some coloring for . . . well, color. Drop in any other crap you want in the jar for to make it more beautiful. Add a centimeter layer of cooking oil on top of that water, and gently float a wick (which you already inserted into a floater) on the water. Then light it. It will burn off the cooking oil (since said oil will be floating on top of the water), and look gorgeous. By using some H2O Instant Water Candle Kits, you will have unique candles that won't drip wax all over the place. Oh, and, if the candle gets knocked over by accident, the water will extinguish the flames. H2O Instant Water Candle Kit - a simple, science-y, exquisite way to add some beauty to your world. Please Note: You'll need to supply your own vase/jar, water decorations (rocks, etc), water, and oil. H2O Instant Water Candle Kit Just add water, cooking oil, and a jar (or vase) to make a beautifully unique candle. Fire not included, either. Non toxic, but that doesn't mean you should drink it. Colors: Blue, Green, and Red. Each Pack Includes: 3 floaters, 18 wicks, and 20g (0.71oz) of coloring). Super Six Pack Contains: 2 of each color - for super decorating and stuff. Package Dimensions: approx. 2.75"" x 5.5"" x 0.75"""
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Intolerably Stupid Scoop-Neck Babydoll
$14.99
Intolerably Stupid Scoop-Neck Babydoll
People who don't read confuse us. Why wouldn't you want to dive into a good book? Fiction lets your brain journey places it'll never go in real life. It lets you escape your everyday life. It introduce you to people you can't meet anywhere else, because they don't exist. Rather, they do exist, but they only exist in the space that conjoins the writer and the reader, as a unique entity created by the author, but also created by the reader's act of reading. This shirt reads "The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid." (A quote from Henry Tilney in Jane Austen's Northanger Abbey.) Text in parchment yellow on a chocolate brown, scoop-neck babydoll (fitted) shirt.
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Spring Bunny Domo Plush
$9.99
Spring Bunny Domo Plush
Little bunny Domo Hopping through your basket Scooping up the chocolates And shoving them in his mouth... There are plenty of products that come with the usual warnings. Not for children under three. Don't put this in your mouth. Magnets will erase your credit cards. Don't put your fingers inside the light socket. (That goes double for forks!) But this product comes with a warning that's a bit different: PUT DOMO IN AN EASTER BASKET AT YOUR OWN RISK. It may seem like Spring Bunny Domo would be the perfect geeky centerpiece to an Easter basket full of Peeps, Cadbury eggs, and other sweets, but beware. Domo may look inanimate, but when the lights go out and everyone's in bed, he will eat everything in that Easter basket. He may also eat the basket. Don't say we didn't warn you. Product Specifications Domo-kun is all dressed up for Spring! A geeky centerpiece for your Easter basket Has posable arms and bunny ears Beware: Domo may eat all of the candy before the morning! Care: Spot clean Domo with a damp cloth and mild detergent if he eats something messy. Dimensions: 9" tall, plus 5.5" of ears
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Mario In Japanese
$18.99
Mario In Japanese
Mario's star shines brightest on this Mario in Japanese t-shirt. Finally, his pesky brother Luigi is out of the way. Luigi thinks just because he is taller that everyone will pay attention to him. So what if all the games were named Super Mario Bros., which, come to think of it, doesn't even make sense. Didn't they have a last name? We all know Mario was the star, and this shirt proves it. It's-a Mario's turn to get all the attention. Mario in Japanese printed on a 95% cotton and 5% polyester heather blue t-shirt.
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Drop of Blood Ear Dagger
$29.99 $14.99
Drop of Blood Ear Dagger
"Ear dagger? What's an ear dagger?" we hear you asking. (In case you were wondering, we hear our fair share of voices. But we like you best.) It's a dagger. In your ear. Ear. Dagger. You see, ear infections suck. We know. We're geeks. Not one but two of the merchants at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ burst eardrums last winter (that's 25% of us wandering around going, "WHAT???!" for three weeks for those keeping score at home). We recommend you instead turn to this piece of jewelry for all your Stabbing Pain in the Ear needs. The hilt of a dagger forms the front and the blade becomes the earring back, with a single red faceted drop of Swarovski crystal blood. Wear one to make an impact. Buy two for symmetry. Don a whole bunch in a single ear for the Ten of Swords Tarot card look. Note that this is a standard earring post. It does not require any non-standard piercings and works in either ear. Or, you know, whatever hole you wanna put it in. For our customers with nickel allergies: the dagger is made of English pewter, which is a mixture of tin, antimony, and copper. The metal is free of both lead and nickel. The post is surgical-steel, which is a mixture of chromium, nickel and molybdenum. The post meets the guidelines set forth in EU Nickel Directive 94/27/EC. Drop of Blood Ear Dagger English pewter dagger with a red, faceted Swarovski crystal. Post is is surgical-steel (see above for nickel allergy details). Requires one standard piercing. Measures 70mm x 22mm x 6mm. Weighs 4 grams. Order is for ONE dagger. If you want a pair of earrings, you have to order two.
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Evil Grin Cat Scoop-Neck Babydoll Tee
$23.99
Evil Grin Cat Scoop-Neck Babydoll Tee
It's hard to tell what cats are thinking at any given time. Do they genuinely like you or are they just reminding you that the kibble in the bowl is no longer fresh enough? Do they really want you to pet the furry belly, or are they just luring you into a trap? Is there really a catmergency in the other room or was Fuzzums just lonely? The world will never know. Evil kitty grins on a 100% cotton black babydoll t-shirt. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in.
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I Am Beemo Fitted Ladies' Tee
$21.99 $15.39
I Am Beemo Fitted Ladies' Tee
What can Beemo do? The better question is what can't Beemo do? BMO's a video game console. BMO provides electricity on the go. BMO can tell you when it's time to get naked for a bath. BMO can play soccer or ride on a skateboard. And BMO can transport you to the main-brain-game-frame, which is very dangerous. You really shouldn't go there. Transform yourself into Beemo with this 100% cotton teal colored t-shirt with Beemo printed on the front. Listed in juniors sizes. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. Size Chart S M L XL Chest 31 in. 33 in. 35 in. 37 in. Waist 29 in. 31 in. 33 in. 35 in. Length 26 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 in. 27 1/2 in.
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Periodic HArMoNY T-Shirt - Black, S
$19.99
Periodic HArMoNY T-Shirt - Black, S
Let's investigate the elements that make up this shirt, shall we? Hydrogen: Everyone remembers Hydrogen. How could you forget? There it is, right on the top of the periodic table. #1. It's so fabulous that you can find it everywhere you go. Argon: Known as "the lazy one," Argon is probably taking a nap somewhere. Being a high-flying noble gas is hard work, you know. Molybdenum: Hard and stable, Molybdenum is used in high strength steel alloys...
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Domo-kun Nom Nom Nom Cupcakes Babydoll
$21.99 $17.99
Domo-kun Nom Nom Nom Cupcakes Babydoll
"There are basically three things you count on Domo-kun for, no matter what the situation: 1) Being excessively cute. 2) Rawr-ing. 3) Eating everything in sight. So a Domo + nom nom nom mashup for the ladies was only sensible. If anything having to do with anerable Japanese monsters can ever be said to be sensible. We think that's probably a happy rawr he's giving, meaning, possibly, ""Check it out! I'm surrounded by desserts! This is awesome!"" At least, that's what it means when we rawr. Bright blue Domo surrounded by cupcakes and cake and ice cream superimposed over the words ""nom nom nom nom..."" on a white, babydoll (fitted) shirt."
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20 Sided Fuzzy Dice Danglers
$9.99 $7.49
20 Sided Fuzzy Dice Danglers
"Remember when Rock and Roll was young? It was a time of large cars, large hair, and even larger computers. A time when to be cool meant a pair of fuzzy dice was hanging from your rearview mirror. Yeah, life was really hip back then. Today, things are different. Some cars are absolutely Mini, hair is however you want it, and computers that once took up entire buildings are now small enough to fit in your belly button. Hipness has sort of left the building - fuzzy dice were thought dead. Until now. Welcome to the future my friends: fuzzy d20 dice. With these dangling from your mirror, you can prove to the whole world that you are geeky, hip, and beyond cool. And, that you know how to win a saving throw against squaresville. Dimensions: Approx. 3"" diameter, 8"" string length"
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Math Earrings
$32.99 $16.49
Math Earrings
"Despite what our Algebra 2 teacher tried to turn it into, mathematics can be beautiful. The first time you graph a parabola in geometry. The recognition of the Fibonacci sequence in a fern. The moment you get to the Q.E.D. bit in a particularly vexing proof. There's beauty in symmetry and simplicity, and there's beauty in Chaos Theory. This collection of pendants celebrates the beauty of math in all its forms. Choose from: Golden Ratio - A 2D representation of the Golden Spiral, in, cleverly enough, gold. Dur. .625"" x 1"". Möbius - A 3D representation of the Möbius strip in silver. .625"" wide x 1"" high x .25"" deep. Pi - A 2D representation of the mathematical constant Pi inscribed in a circle in silver. .625"" diameter. Each earring is made from base metal coated with pure silver or gold. The ear wire is made of silver plated stainless steel. For our customers with nickel allergies: the earrings are made from base metal but they and the ear wires are plated with pure silver (not Sterling) or gold."
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Controller Family Tree
$24.99 $22.49
Controller Family Tree
When we were wee geeklings, we had to feign legitimate illness and hope our parents didn't take the controllers to work with them if we wanted to spend weekdays playing the latest video games. In normal workplaces, Monday is the day folks call in sick. But here, it's Tuesdays. It is not uncommon for certain ThinkGeek monkeys to call in sick on a big release day. Depending on platform, you can tell which subgroup of employees will be taking PTO (Played Time Off). Somehow that's okay because we're grown-ups now. That and the boss does it, too. Like a boss, baybee. Like a boss. The Controller Family Tree composed of controllers and all their (once) requisite cables printed on a green, 100% cotton t-shirt.
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Minecraft Creeper Mug
$14.99
Minecraft Creeper Mug
Dawn is a special time in Minecraft. The sun rises in all its four-sided square beauty and the stars begin to fade. Your rise from your bed, tuck in the crimson blanket, and step out onto your patio to enjoy the view. Ssssssssssssssssssssss! Boom! You know, you really should clear away those trees from your terrace. Someone's eventually going to get hurt, blown to bits even. There's nothing to do now except pick up the literal pieces and put them back together. It's a big job. Might take all morning. If only you had a cup o' joe to make the job go faster... Let's see, maybe you could combine some cocoa beans and a bucket of water? Nah, you need a mug, a real fancy mug. Maybe a mug just like this one! Our bright green Creeper Mug is perfect for coffee or tea and it doesn't even require a mod. It'sssssss pretty ssssssweet and we promisssssssse it won't explode. Product Specifications Bright green ceramic Creeper Mug for fans of Minecraft Holds your beverages, doesn't explode Officially licensed Minecraft collectible Dimensions: 5" x 3.5" x 3.5"
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Soft Kitty Dreams of Equations Babydoll
$21.99 $12.99
Soft Kitty Dreams of Equations Babydoll
Dogs? Really want for you to be happy. That makes them happy. Cats? Not so much. You can tell from the eyes: there is more going on in your feline's head than he or she is letting on. They're often as clever as their owners (and if their owners are our customers, that's saying something), and they always seem to be plotting something. They're doing equations in their little fuzzy heads figuring out exactly how much force to use in a leap to get just the breakables to fall off the table to get your attention. There might be some quantum superpositioning involved in getting you to be in two places at once (both in bed, asleep, and also in the kitchen with the kibble). Honestly, if they had thumbs, we'd be in trouble. Soft Kitty with a thought bubble filled with equations, and math- and science-themed doodles smiles on this aqua blue, babydoll (fitted) shirt.
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Yin Yang Double Unicorn Babydoll
$24.99 $12.49
Yin Yang Double Unicorn Babydoll
“Master, I must learn the ways of the unicorn if I am ever to become one.” “Now, Clip Clop, as a young pony, you must understand something. Within every young mini-colt beats the heart of a mythical creature. A wild stallion blessed with a rainbow mane and a swirled dagger perched upon his mighty brow. But, to become the unicorn, one must understand the duality of his nature. Being a mythical beast is to be a monolith of greatness, but, to be so alone and yet so sought after means to rest not in the shadow of pride, but to prance in the sunlight of legend.” “I see, Master, so I am to become a unicorn when I am able to conquer my own prideful correlations to what it means to be a unicorn.” “Yes, my student. And, in doing so, you will become one.” 100% cotton red colored babydoll t-shirt with Unicorn printed in black and white
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MythBusters' Gear - Failure is Always an Option
$18.99 $8.99
MythBusters' Gear - Failure is Always an Option
"Good scientists will tell you that any test that yields valid data is a valid test. They might be a bit depressed when they say it, but it's true. Other scientists who will argue that any test is valid if you learn something from the experience. This is particularly true of ones who can't predict what's going to happen. We're not talking about the ability to know ahead of time the result of an experiment. That's the point of doing the experiment in the fist place. But on the most basic level, what's going to happen? The sort of unexpected things that happen when you mix Jamie with C4 or killer robots and Grant (hint: they weren't killer to begin with). We kid. We kid. But failure is an important part of the learning process, in both science and life. If you haven't already heard it and have a free half hour, listen to Adam Savage's speech at Maker Faire Bay Area 2009 on some of his colossal failures for perspective. And then come back here and buy this shirt. Because failure is always an option. Adam's catchprhase from MythBusters, ""Failure is always an option,"" stenciled in yellow and black on the front of an ice grey, 100% cotton t-shirt. Officially-licensed MythBusters' gear."
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Soft Kitty Slippers
$29.99
Soft Kitty Slippers
Soft Kitty is pretty successful at making us feel better. But you know what would make us feel better quicker? Soft KITTIES. Multiple kittens. At least two - one for each foot. It seems only right. You can name one Oppenheimer and the other one Zazzy. As it should be. These supercute, grey slippers feature Soft Kitty's head on the front of each. They are closed slippers, meaning they go all the way around your foot and have a heel to keep you from losing your kitties...
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Magnetic Light Switch Covers
$24.99 $12.49
Magnetic Light Switch Covers
Keys, keys, where did we put our keys? On the table by the door? Nope. On the floor? Nope? Next to our favorite chair? Nope. By the fridge? Nope. In the bathroom? Ding ding ding! Perfectly logical place for keys, right? Never lose your keys again when your lightswitch doubles as a key holder! Flip the lights on with your key-holding hand and let go. Your keys will stick to the lightswitch through the power of neodymium magnets and dangle there until you're ready to go out again. This switch will replace any standard one-switch light cover. Installation is a breeze with just a screwdriver and a knowledge of righty-tighty, lefty-loosey. Product Specifications Standard light switch cover that is magnetic Installs with a screwdriver to replace your regular cover Powered by neodymium magnets (super strong!) Grips your keys so they're always hanging by the door Comes with a nickel-plated key ring that holds up to 27 keys Safe to use near flash drives, security cards, remote access car keys, etc Palette-neutral white color goes with nearly all decor Dimensions: Standard single switch plate size
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Gizmo Babydoll
$21.99 $10.99
Gizmo Babydoll
Gremlins has always been one of our favorite movies here at ThinkGeek (sequels? What sequels?). Cute, little Gizmo just seemed like the perfect pet, even considering his ability to spawn a slew of deadly dopplegangers from a few drops of water. We wanna be able to do that. Where do we sign up? A distressed version of cuddly, little Gizmo (to clarify, Gizmo is not distressed - the print is distressed to make it look vintage) graces the front of this retro-styled heather-grey, babydoll (fitted) shirt.
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Harry Potter Proclamation Board
$49.99 $39.99
Harry Potter Proclamation Board
Dolores Umbridge. If there was ever an old lady you loved to hate, it was Dolores. Maybe it was the pink clothes, or the obnoxious voice, or the office full of decorative plates featuring mewing kittens. Or perhaps it was how she RUINED EVERYTHING and giggled while she did it. If you would like to ruin everything for the people in your life, perhaps you need a Proclamation Board of your very own. Crafted of wood and measuring 14 inches in height, it has plenty of room to write your Educational Decrees, like: CHILDREN WILL BE HOME FOR DINNER ELSE FACE THE WRATH OF MOM. STUDENTS WILL USE COORDINATES TO PROVE SIMPLE GEOMETRIC THEOREMS ALGEBRAICALLY. STEALING YOUR COWORKERS’ FOOD IS FORBIDDEN. YOU SHALL NOT HAS! THE GAME MASTER IS ALWAYS RIGHT. QUESTION THE GM AT YOUR OWN PERIL. Two dry erase markers and one eraser are included. The board works with any dry erase markers, so if you want to go all Dolores Umbridge, you can buy pink ones. Product Specifications Proclamations Board for educational decrees as seen in the Harry Potter films Be the Dolores Umbridge of your home, classroom, office, or game room. Write your decrees with the included markers Compatible with any dry erase markers Includes: Proclamations Board (14” tall), two markers, eraser
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Plants vs. Zombies Deluxe Plush
$69.99
Plants vs. Zombies Deluxe Plush
"Are you ready to ward off an attack by a group of crazy killer zombies? Do you have the proper plant seeds to protect your home? Have you been layering your garden full of lush green goodies? No? No?!?! Then you might be in deep crap. (Mental note: Crap could be good. Makes good fertilizer!) Never fear! Now you can protect your front yard, back yard, and even your bedroom with these Plants vs. Zombies plush toys. Put one in your bed, in your kid's bed, in your dog's bed. You can never have enough protection. There is the classic standby trusty old Sunflower, the first-line of defense (and super cute) Peashooter and, in case of a truly great emergency, there is the Squash. Kaboom! Instant kill. Product Specifications Recommended for ages 3 and up 12"" plush toys from Plants vs. Zombies May or may not work in a real zombie attack Available: Peashooter Squash Sunflower"
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Giant Minecraft Foam Creeper
$49.99 $34.99
Giant Minecraft Foam Creeper
The sun's about to go down and you should be heading back home, but you need three more birch woods to make a stack! Chopping furiously, your iron axe breaks. The only thing left to do is use your shovel or go at it kung fu style. Punching furiously, the sun has all but a few pixels below the horizon and you can hear the spiders and zombies coming out. It's time to make a break for it. Only a few dozen yards out you can see the square patch of torches illuminating the night, casting silhouettes of shambling creatures prowling the edges of your fence. There's no way you can get past them without taking damage and all that tree cutting has left you hungry. Thankfully, there's a mine that you connected your house that's just behind a nearby hill. Wait! What's that? "SsSsssSsSS..." It's too late; you don't even bother moving. Respawn or Exit to Title Screen? Product Specifications Foam Creeper for fans of Minecraft Made of EVA foam As much articulation as an 8-bit Creeper could and should have Frighteningly huge and detailed Invented at ThinkGeek! Officially licensed Minecraft collectible Dimensions: 2 feet tall!
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Slytherin Coat of Arms Babydoll
$21.99 $9.99
Slytherin Coat of Arms Babydoll
Do you want to do great things? Write a great screenplay, knit a great cardigan, shred a great guitar solo, grow great, big watermelons that win the prize at the county fair? Well, friend, you're going to want to be in House Slytherin. Unless you're a mudblood. Y'all can go to one of those lesser houses. We don't need your kind here. This green babydoll (fitted) shirt with the Slytherin emblem printed on it is 100% cotton. Says Slytherin across the shoulders on the back, so you're identifiable from both sides. Two white and one black hockey stripe printed on each shoulder. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not allow your house-elves to iron. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in.
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Molar Mole
$17.99
Molar Mole
Although Mole Day technically begins at 6:02 a.m. local time on 10/23 each year, we'll have to take your word for it. That's earlier than we like to be moving. Unless you're going to provide a mole of caffeine to wake us up. (With a molar mass of 194.2 g, one mole of caffeine would be enough to kill 19 normal humans or roughly 3 ThinkGeek customers, who've been working on their tolerance-levels for years.) At that hour of the day, we'd prefer to be the burrowing sort of mole. 6:02 p.m. we can totally handle, though. We'd be happy to raise a glass to chemists everywhere when Avogadro's evening number rolls around. A mole of pure water is just a sip, so we'll have to shop around for other potential liquids. With ethyl alcohol, you get basically the perfect amount for a shot, that is, if you wanted to do a shot of pure ethyl alcohol. Which, kids playing at home, you do NOT. 1) We ain't knocking back anything that's 200 proof. 2) Scientists have taught us many things, two of which are that we love our esophagi and benzene is not for human consumption. Do not want. No, seriously. Don't do it. Besides, you know what would be even better? Guacamole made with tasty, fresh Avocadros. Now that's a celebration of chemistry we can really dig into. Molé! A mole (the mammalian kind) made up of the Avogadro constant to two decimal places (6.02 x 1023) repeated over and over printed in white and black on this chestnut 100% cotton t-shirt.
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Wheatley Plush Keychain
$12.99 $9.09
Wheatley Plush Keychain
"If you've come out of sleep stasis after several years and experienced some cognitive deterioration or perhaps some very minor serious brain damage, you need a friend. It's alarming to think that your brain may be the consistency of jelly and you've forgotten how to speak, but Wheatley is here and he's going to help you find a portal gun and get the heck out of here. Just trust him and everything is going to be a-okay. Of course, we all know what Wheatley did to Aperture Laboratories. If you hook this Wheatley Plush Keychain to your bag and bring him into your office or laboratory, ThinkGeek is not responsible for the chaos that may ensue. While you may deter him from certain actions by telling him that he'll die if he does them, that's not a guarantee that Wheatley won't rain death and destruction in your high rise and fill it with deadly neurotoxin. Have fun! Product Specifications Portal 2 Wheatley Plush Keychain A great gift for someone very dumb but very evil Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible Plush Wheatley with embroidered details, stuffed with evil He'll hold your keys and probably lie to you (don't listen) Dimensions: 3"" x 3"" x 3"" (with a bit extra for his handles)"
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Domo Rawr Wars Copilot
$18.99 $12.99
Domo Rawr Wars Copilot
"Domo-kun is my copilot, and I don’t think my scruffy, Nerf-loving self can handle it for much longer. Sure, he’s fuzzy and adorable. But he also eats everything in sight. On our trips, I’ve had to survive on apples alone. Then, whenever we’re in a tough spot -- under fire!! -- he passes gas. Do you know how hard it is to fly this hunk of junk when the cockpit is full of methane? And I won’t even get started on how hard it is to understand him. Everything he says is a variation on ""rawr."" Officially-licensed Domo sports a bandolier on this dark heather, 90% cotton / 10% polyester t-shirt."
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Linux Cheat Shirt
$19.99 $12.99
Linux Cheat Shirt
This is a shirt with a Linux cheat sheet printed upside-down, so you can glance down at it while hacking. Aimed at the non-guru, it's mainly an overview of useful programs and in some cases handy arguments, and includes a guide to regular expressions. We recommend wearing this to any Linux job interview that involves a test. You can check out how observant they are, and also what their sense of humor is like. We also recommend bringing a change of clothes, in case they make you take it off. Assorted Linux commands in white on a black 100% cotton t-shirt.
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Green Lantern Hockey Stripe Babydoll
$21.99 $9.99
Green Lantern Hockey Stripe Babydoll
Sometimes you just gotta put the smack down on evil. This shirt is for the sort of women who consider it their duty to rid the universe of evil-doers, one frustrating person at a time, whether your jurisdiction is Sector 2814 or someplace farther out. We salute you. Also, from the back you can totally fool the Sinestro Corps with this shirt color. Distressed Green Lantern logo on a yellow babydoll (fitted) shirt with green and white stripes on the sleeves. Note that this is longer in length than our standard babydolls. 100% cotton. One of these things is not like the others: Be aware that the Superman Hockey Stripe Babydoll is 50% cotton / 50% polyester, which means it will shrink less in the washer and dryer than the others. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in.
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Fail Whale Babydoll
$14.99 $9.99
Fail Whale Babydoll
"Birth is probably traumatic on a little brain. You've been hanging out in this warm, wet environment for 9 months, and all of a sudden there are bright lights and loud noises. However, we think it was probably a little more traumatic for the whale and the bowl of petunias. When you come into the world at something like 35000 ft., it's not likely to end well. (Unless there's an airplane and a doctor also involved.) At least our favorite fail whale died happily. He never knew what hit him. *rimshot* This seafoam blue, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt features the ground at its bottom and, amongst fluffy, happy clouds, a falling sperm whale on the chest with the thought bubble, ""I wonder if it will be friends with me?"""
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Fire And Blood - House Targaryen Fitted Ladies' Tee - Red, XL
$19.99
Fire And Blood - House Targaryen Fitted Ladies' Tee - Red, XL
With so much happening, how can you show your allegiance to the Targaryens when they need you the most? You can go, fight with them and give your life for them. Or, you could just wear this t-shirt and send them your picture to show that you are with them? Now, it's your choice to make, we won't push you either way. Although, you know we would like you to buy this t-shirt. So, what do you think? 100% cotton red babydoll t-shirt with House Targaryen logo printed in black...
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Plush Zombie Hat
$9.99 $4.99
Plush Zombie Hat
Ever have a feeling that your brain is empty? You're sitting at your desk, staring at your monitor. Your hand is moving, you're clicking on things, you've been to a bunch of websites, but you don't remember what you've done. Did you eat dinner? When was the last time you saw the sun? Oh dear... Maybe it's because there's a zombie chewing on your head. The Plush Zombie Hat is a soft beanie that will warm your noggin while looking quite stylish. If you consider having one of the walking dead munching on your head to be stylish, that is. ThinkGeek is not responsible if wearing the Plush Zombie Hat leads to loss of neural pathways. Product Specifications Plush zombie hat is cozy and stylish Looks like a zombie that's sucking on your brains Don't be unreasonable, he won't eat your eyes May or may not actually eat your brains One size fits most adults
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House Stark Fitted Ladies' Tee
$21.99
House Stark Fitted Ladies' Tee
"There are five pups," he told Father. "Three male, two female." "What of it, Jon?" "You have five trueborn children," Jon said. "Three sons, two daughters. The direwolf is the sigil of your House. Your children were meant to have these pups, my lord." - Jon Snow and Eddard Stark, A Game of Thrones This shirt bears a snarling, grey direwolf, the symbol of the house of Stark of Winterfell from George R.R. Martin's epic trilogy series A Song of Ice and Fire. The text reads "Winter is Coming,"House Stark's motto, and beneath "Stark" and "A Game of Thrones" in smaller typeface. This is a seafoam blue, fashion-weight (which means it's thin and soft) babydoll (fitted) t-shirt.. Officially-licensed Game of Thrones apparel. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. This is a more straight-cut shirt than many of our offerings, meaning the waist measurement isn't significantly smaller than the chest. Listed in junior sizing. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 37 in. Waist 27 in. 29 in. 31 in. 33 in. Length 25 3/8 in. 26 in. 26 5/8 in. 27 1/4 in.
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