Cream wool blend knit earmuffs from UGG featuring a soft interior knit outer design and contrast UGG badge detail
DIY Instant Underpants
Hey, accidents happen. Especially with children. So, its always important to have fresh underwear in case of emergency. All you have to do is add Instant Underpants to water and you have a fresh pair. A wet, fresh pair.
ABOUT KIGU: Kigu is the original animal onesie company and a pioneer of the UK onesie craze. Short for ‘kigurumi’ - which translates from Japanese literally as ‘costumed animal character’ - the East London based brand has become renowned for its high quality and authentic Japanese products which are as well suited for partying in as they are for chilling at home.
Jonathan Adler Whale Bookends
Playful animal-inspired accessories from Jonathan Adler add a whimsical note to displaying favorite books.
PINK 19-Piece Screwdriver Set
The Original Pink Box 19-Piece Screwdriver Set is an attention grabber for more than its eye-catching color. Magnetic tips keep screws in place and comfort-grip handles are easy on the hands.The Original Pink Box® the exceptional Pink Tool brand!
Star Wars Severed Wampa Arm Ice Scraper
""The kid ran into something, and it wasn't just the cold." - Han Solo When a Jedi kills a Wampa, he or she is always sure to make good use of its entire body. The meat of an adult Wampa can feed a family of six for an entire Winter. Wampa is the fruit of the blizzard. You can BBQ it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's Wampa kabobs, Wampa creole, Wampa gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried..."
NEW 7 Color LED Shower Head Lights Water Home Bath
7 Color LED Shower Head Lights Water Home Bath. Get 7 Color LED Shower Head Lights Water Home Bath you will also gain the best after-sales services.
Black lace frill umbrella
Black umbrella with white lace print and additional frill detail 100% Polyester.
Star Wars Tauntaun Sleeping Bag by ThinkGeek
Star Wars Gifts: In the sub-zero wasteland of the planet Hoth, only the strong survive - and of course those lucky Jedi protected by the thick skin of a Tauntaun. Now after exhaustive movie-viewing research and analysis, ThinkGeek Labs has isolated the exact synthetic compounds needed to re-create Tauntaun fur. What have we done with this supreme knowledge? Created a Tauntaun sleeping bag, of course...
Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages
In the olden days (at least, from what we learned from cartoons), when someone got a black eye, the best remedy was to put a steak on it. Imagine that: curing (get it?) a wound with meat! We've always thought bacon was the balm for any emotional wound, and now it can help physical ones as well! Introducing Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages! Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages are wiggly-cut, adhesive bandages that look like strips of bacon (hence the name). And really, that's about it...
8-Bit Flower Bouquet by ThinkGeek
We raced across the finest retro gaming platformers to pluck these choice posies for your pixel-based enjoyment. The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet is guaranteed to never wilt and is the perfect gift for the old-skool girl gamer in your life. The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet looks great standing on a table or hanging on a wall and reminds everyone that our entire reality is only a highly detailed video game being played by omnipotent beings from the 4th dimension... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
"Nobody was quite sure what caused it. An alien pathogen riding the tail of Halley's Comet? Some government ""rage"" virus? Radiation from a downed satellite? Your guess is as good as ours, but one thing's for sure - the dead are rising, and they are hungry for your brains. It's a post-zombie world, and if we want to live in it, we have to learn to live with them. Everybody walks around with large caliber weapons, swords, and cricket bats now, but every now and again you see the so-called ""domesticated"" zombies. These de-toothed and chained shamblers are useful for all sorts of tasks - from carrying your groceries to scaring off those nasty neighborhood kids. Now, of course it's illegal to sell reanimated corpses, so we've had to rely on resin facsimiles to stand in for a frightening visage of death. Watching over your garden is a monstrous shambler, pale, vile and seemingly hungry! Of course, you know better! He's just a terrifying statue! From mid-torso up, he ""rises"" out of your freshly tilled and mulched begonias ready to devour the brains of the next interloper he comes across. Guaranteed to scare away any trespasser, without the headaches of accidentally releasing a real zombie. All those complications, bodies, and police forms - who needs the hassle? Your fresh resin Garden Zombie comes packed in three pieces, and assembles in seconds!"
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there's no way you're going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat, you're now fully awake, and it's time to get ready for work. Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical - you can use them to keep the water in your shower and rub your toesies on when you are done. But that's not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights. But even that's not the real reason you want them. You want a Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat so that your mom will just shake her head and wonder what she did wrong when she sees them on her next visit. And if she doesn't - if she doesn't think anything is wrong and just goes to clean up the "blood" on your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat as if she's done it before - well then that's really scary.
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Giant Plush Microbes - Crab Louse
Most folks never realize how cute microbes can be when expanded 1,000,000 times and then fashioned into cuddly plush. Until now, that is. Keep one on your desktop to remind yourself that there is an "invisible" universe out there filled with very small things that can do incredible damage to much bigger things. Then go and wash your hands. Lather, rinse, repeat...
Big Bang Theory Soft Kitty Warm Kitty Sweatshirt
Comes as shown with attachable mittens and tail.
The Hobbit Mini Plush
"There's a land of adventure and danger, of romance and goblins, of giant spiders and dragons that sound like detectives. And that land, friends, is called . . . New Zealand! Seriously, other than being upside down (or right-side up, depending on your orientation), New Zealand has everything - including Middle Earth! That's where the Bagginses lives. That's where our dreams of The Hobbit Mini Plush were born. The Hobbit Mini Plush are, in a word, adorable. And they are chock full of details: from Gandalf's staff all the way to Bilbo's hairy feet. These plush will be right at home next to your many editions of The Hobbit (book, movie, breakfast cereal, all of them). And regardless what some folks might think, nothing is more romantic than The Hobbit Mini Plush. ""Hey, baby, wanna snuggle up to my Gollum?"" See? Got you all warm and tingly, didn't it? Puke in your mouth a little? Either way, maintain that feeling (the good tingle, of course) by getting a full set of The Hobbit Mini Plush today The Hobbit Mini Plush Tiny, cute representations of three Middle Earth natives. Chose Bilbo, Gollum, or Gandalf (or grab 'em all). Bilbo and Gandalf have sewn-on accessories - Gollum just has his loincloth. Fully-licensed Hobbit collectibles. Dimensions: approx. 8"" tall."
Star Wars Wampa Rug
Star Wars Gifts: Here at ThinkGeek we pride ourselves on offering nifty products covering all aspects of the Empire Strikes Back story... since it is the 30th anniversary and all. Last year we launched the coveted Tauntaun sleeping bag, allowing children of all ages to nestle safe in the guts of a tauntaun. Now as a sort of product-based prequel we give you this amazing "bear rug" style Wampa...
Limited Edition Labyrinth Worm Plush
What a night. Her parents leave her to babysit her little brother, never bothering to ask if she had plans. Goblins come and take the poor boy away. And then, Sarah finds herself outside the Labyrinth, tasked with finding her way to the center or losing her baby brother forever! David Bowie sure can be mean. Once inside the Labyrinth, the first creature she meets is only referred to as "The Worm" (and no complaining, because she met Hoggle outside the Labyrinth)...
Lil' Vampire Pacifier
When our copywriter monkey's brother was a baby, he had a biting problem. He just loved sinking his brand new teeth into anything and anyone available and he especially loved the tender flesh of the human neck. And so, geekling Brian went through life chomping on anyone who dared cuddle him. He would probably have escalated to vampirism if not for one angel of a woman at the grocery store. Mid-dairy-aisle, Brian sunk his razor sharp baby teeth into his mother's neck, causing her to cry out. The woman moved in with advice. "Bite him back," she said. Brian's mom looked skeptical. "Seriously," the woman said. "He won't learn unless you bite him back." Mom sunk her teeth into Brian's tender baby neck. He cried, he screamed, and he never bit anyone ever again. Do you have a noisy baby or one you feel may grow up to drink the blood of mortals? This pacifier is the way to go. It features luscious red lips and a full set of teeth including sharp canines for sucking the blood of the living. Our lawyers say we must tell you that ThinkGeek is not responsible if your geekling grows up to be one of the undead (but we are grateful because that means they can be one of our customers for centuries!).