Desktop Jellyfish Tank
Looking for a totally unique pet that will remind you to just keep swimming? How about a jellyfish you can keep on your desktop at work? We discovered this product when it was a top project on Kickstarter and won the Best Product award at the Global Pet Expo. It was just awesome enough for us to want several of our very own. We named them all Squishy, naturally...
Star Wars Rebel Pilot Headphones
"Gold Two? Standing by. Gold Three? Standing by. Gold Four? Standing by. Gold Five? Silence . . . . GOLD FIVE? (singing) Coat ee cha tu goo (Yub nub !) Coat ee cha tu doo (Yah wah !) Coat ee cha tu too (ya chaa !) This opening vignette was brought to you by the Star Wars Rebel Pilot Headphones. You see, Gold Five, instead of wearing his standard helmet, was rocking a pair of these headphones and singing along to the joyous Ewok celebration song. Sure, Gold Five was the first and only X-Wing pilot to crash into a comet, but he sure loved good fidelity. And that's what you get with each pair of Star Wars Rebel Pilot Headphones. Styled in orange with easy to see Rebel insignias, these headphones don't just make an aural statement, they make a visual one as well. They say, ""I'm not putting up with Sith oppression anymore!"" But seriously, the Star Wars Rebel Pilot Headphones look awesome and sound fantastic. Plus they fold up for easy storage. That's all you really need to know. Buy some now, or Boba Fett will toss a kitty into the Great Pit of Carkoon. Star Wars Rebel Pilot Headphones Really cool Rebel Pilot colors and insignia set these headphones apart from all others. Standard 3.5mm audio jack to fit most MP3 players, etc. 40mm stereo speakers. Folds up for travel. Cord Length: approx 76"" long."
Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets
Miracle Fruits (sometimes called Miracle Berries) have been a secret wonder of the world for centuries. Though they were first documented by a French dude in 1725, they'd been consumed for many generations prior. They were eaten before meals to make the meals taste better. "How?" you ask. By making sour and bitter foods taste sweet. "But how?" you scream. The truth is, science doesn't completely know (it has something to do with the protein miraculin that bonds to your taste buds)...
Caffeinated Nixie Tubes
"A ThinkGeek Exclusive Candy - now with 200mg of caffeine per tube! Dr. Timmy sat in his lab contemplating his youth, which grew more distant with every passing thought. Mainly, he reminisced about his favorite childhood candies. One in particular stood out. It was basically a paper tube filled with powder candy (we won't mention names, but you know what we mean). Suddenly, Dr. Timmy threw back his head and began to laugh. He dashed about his lab, flipping switches and throwing levers. There was a crash of lightning and Dr. Timmy held in his hands a thing of beauty. A test tube filled with powder candy (like he remembered), but with a mad scientist twist: it was now loaded with caffeine. And thus, Caffeinated Nixie Tubes were born. If we do say so ourselves, Caffeinated Nixie Tubes are to die for. They are sweet, they are sour, and each tube is loaded with 200mg of caffeine (more than most energy drinks)! Each pack has five mouth-watering flavors and uses encapsulated caffeine technology to bring you the most buzz without even a hint of caffeine taste. Here's how we recommend taking them (for maximum potency): get a buncha spit in your mouth and pour the whole tube (or as much as you can) under your tongue. Then let it dissolve a bit; swish it around in your mouth; savor the flavor and feel the buzz; and then swallow. Trust us, if you ""shoot up"" like that, the caffeine of our Caffeinated Nixie Tubes will get into your blood faster. Dr. Timmy wants you to stay awake forever; Dr. Timmy prescribes Caffeinated Nixie Tubes! For nutrition information, click here. Caffeinated Nixie Tubes Delicious sour powder candy, loaded with caffeine! 200mg of caffeine per tube. Flavors: Cherry, Lemon/Lime, Fruit Punch, Watermelon, and Blue Raspberry Each pack contains one of each flavor. Each tube is 8g of power powder goodness."
Shark Attack Mug
"Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold. There's a great white shark on the loose in the kitchen. We think it's . . . oh no. Did you hear that? Nervously we take a sip from our coffee, as we search for the source of the noise. Then another sip. And that's when we see the shark. HOLY CRAP - IT'S IN THE MUG!!!! It's in our Shark Attack Mug, that is. Each Shark Attack Mug appears to be a very basic looking white porcelain mug. But inside, hides (when covered in dark liquid) the head of a great white shark attacking upwards. The Shark Attack Mug is a great way to scare your friends and/or coworkers. It's also a great way to help you wake yourself up. Think about it: barely awake, you begin sipping your coffee. You're too tired to remember what mug you are using and . . . SHARK ATTACK! Your heart is now racing, all thanks to coffee and your Shark Attack Mug. Shark Attack Mug A very innocent looking porcelain mug, which houses an evil surprise. Hidden in the liquid is the head of a great white shark lunging up at the drinker! Dishwasher and microwave safe. Holds approx. 2/3 cup of liquids (5.3 oz) with 0.5"" room at top (so we don't burn ourselves). Dimensions: 3.25"" tall"
Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl
"We love goldfish, but alas, we're also lazy and forget to feed the little dudes. And we're ever so tired of all the toilet bowl funerals. That was just a joke to mention toilets, as we would never fail to feed our fishy friends. But what if there was an easier way to enjoy a goldfish without having to worry about food? There is (huzzah!) and it is the Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl. Playing with your new Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is super easy. Put fresh batteries into the top, push the base decoration into the bowl, fill the bowl with water, and put the top back on. Tap the top and the fishy ""swims"" around - looking quite alive. There's even an LED light show that morphs from one color to another for the perfect relaxing fishy mood. All you have to feed your Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is batteries, and it will love you as much as a piece of plastic can love a human. Forever! Never again will you have to write ""RIP Cap'n Goldikins"" on your toilet. We salute you, Cap'n. Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl Just like a real fish, it ""swims around."" But unlike a real fish, you never need to feed it! Real glass bowl - just add batteries and water (both not included). Three Modes: Demo - Fish swims for 30 seconds with lights (button must be pressed first). Play - Fish swims for 90 seconds with lights. E.P. - Fish swims for 5 minutes with lights. Includes: Glass bowl, fish unit, and base decoration. Batteries: 3 x AA Dimensions: approx. 7.5"" x 4.5"" x 7.9"""
Star Trek Interactive Tribbles
In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming effect on the nervous systems of humanoids - well most humanoids, anyway. They were called tribbles. These tribbles, when they're not busy being cute and purring, were prodigious breeders. As one country-doctor once quipped, "Well, the nearest thing that I can figure is that they're born pregnant - which appears to be quite a time-saver!" In fact, their ability to multiply is so incredible, they can fill an entire cargo hold in three days - that's one million, seven-hundred seventy-one thousand, five hundred sixty one tribbles... assuming one tribble with an average litter of ten producing a new generation every twelve hours. That's some impressive breeding, right there. It would make any man want to high-five any tribble, except tribbles don't have arms. These tribbles, however, are genetically altered to be sterile. In fact, ThinkGeek will guarantee that, should our tribbles somehow begin to multiply, we will dispatch someone to remove the infestation from your starship or space-station - even if it takes seventeen-point-nine years.
Rainbow Dash Hoodie
Let's face it: Rainbow Dash is best pony. And if you don't agree, that's fine, you can just go wear hoodies with other ponies on them. Dashy isn't jealous. She's confident that she is at least 20% cooler, faster, braver, awesomer than everypony in Ponyville. Hooves down. Not everypony will be awesome enough to rock this amazing hoodie. This 80% cotton, 20% polyester full zip hoodie is the perfect Rainbow Dash blue and features her big, curious eyes right in front. On your flank (also known as left-kidney area) is her screenprinted cutie mark, and you get a bonus cutie mark zipper pull in front. Here's the 20% cooler part. (No, it's not the polyester, but good guess!) Pull the hood up, and you'll have pony ears and a rainbow mane. You'll also expose the dimensional, embroidered, pegasus wings on the back. If there's a black cloud hanging over your world, wearing this hoodie will surely sweep it away. Turn inside out before machine washing in cold water. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 40 in. Length(from where collar meets shoulder) 22 in. 22 1/2 in. 23 in. 23 1/2 in. Note: While this hoodie will give you wings and you and are 20% cooler, you are still unable to fly. ThinkGeek suggests that everypony remain with feet firmly planted on Earth.
R2-D2 USB Hub
There are lots of astromechs out there, but no design more popular than the venerable R2 unit. Sure, R4's are great, but they lack the personality R2 units are known for. Not everyone can speak in bleeps and bloops, but you won't have much trouble getting the gist of what they say. While we don't yet have the technology in this corner of the galaxy for fully automated repair droids like R2 units, we can get a portion of R2's versatility into something small enough to sit on your desk.
I'm not insane; my mother had me tested. T-Shirt - Black, XXXL
An officially-licensed Big Bang Theory design exclusive to ThinkGeek. You guys have been asking for this phrase on a shirt forever. And the folks who have the license (hi, Chris!) had one, but it had Sheldon's face plastered on it. And we didn't want Sheldon's face plastered on it. We already know it's a Sheldon quote. Everybody seeing us wearing it should know that, too. Well, anybody worthwhile...
Soft Kitty Mug
"Sheldon: Did you offer him a hot beverage? Leonard: No. Sheldon: Leonard, social protocol states when a friend is upset, you offer them a hot beverage, such as tea. Howard: Tea does sound nice. Sheldon: You heard the man, Leonard. And while you’re at it, I’m upset that we have an unannounced houseguest, so make me cocoa. Upset people require hot beverages and nothing is more upsetting than being sick. There is science you could be doing, but instead you're stuck in bed coating tissue after tissue with mucus and germs. Your fever is so high that you can barely remember your name, nevermind the brilliant idea you were going to write about in your next paper. Oh dear. Perhaps it's time to have your favorite roommate bring you a hot beverage in your Soft Kitty Mug. Product Specifications Soft kitty mug is perfect for coffee, tea, or cocoa Holds 12 ounces of your favorite soothing hot beverage Love your Soft Kitty Mug: Hand wash for longest artwork life Dimensions: 3.75"" x 3"""
VW Camper Van Tent (Blue)
If you’re going to San Francisco, or even Glastonbury, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair because anything goes in this groovy four-man, twin room tent. Why? ‘Cos it’s a full-size, officially licensed replica of the iconic 1965 Vee-Dub Camper Van adored by hippies galore during the Summer of Love.
Cube - Bluetooth Laser Projected Keyboard
"Remember when you were promised all those amazing future tech innovations? Just around the corner was supposed to be a shining technology utopia with flying cars, personal space travel to distant galaxies, and bio-implantable cell phones. It's almost disappointing enough to make you sit at home and watch old episodes of ""Space 1999"". Don't lose hope! An amazing glimpse of this promised future has just arrived at ThinkGeek in the form of the Cube Laser Virtual Keyboard. This tiny device laser-projects a keyboard on any flat surface... you can then type away accompanied by simulated key click sounds. It really is true future magic at its best. You'll be turning heads the moment you pull this baby from your pocket and use it to compose an e-mail on your iPad, iPhone or laptop. With 63 keys and and full size QWERTY layout the Laser Virtual Keyboard can approach typing speeds of a standard keyboard... in a size a little larger than a matchbook. Product Features Projects a full-size laser keyboard onto any flat surface Allows the convenience of full-size typing in a tiny form factor Connects wirelessly via bluetooth to iPhone, iPad, many Smartphones and most Laptops Mouse mode allows you to use your finger as a mouse rather than typing when using with a laptop. Rechargeable battery lasts for 150 minutes of continuous typing Charges via USB. No drivers to install Product Specifications Compatibility: iPhone 3GS/4, iPad (iOS4), Blackberry tablet, Android 2.0 and higher, Windows Phone 7, Windows XP/Vista/7, Mac OS Interface: Bluetooth HID and USB 2.0 Keyboard Layout: 19mm sized QWERTY layout Detection rate: Up to 400 characters per minute Operating Surface: Most flat opaque surfaces Battery duration: Approximately 150 minutes, 700mAh built-in rechargeable battery"
Printed Circles Computer Chair
Modern design -- high-back office chairBlue with white circles over a painted wood frame360-degree swivel and adjustable heightAdjust seat from 17 to 21.5 inches in heightCaster wheels for swift mobilitySeat dimensions: 16.5W x 15D inchesBack dimensions: 14W x 16.75H inches. About LumiSource, Inc.LumiSource, Inc. takes a creative and contemporary approach to lighting and occasional furniture. Their goal is to provide an array of occasional furniture, lighting, and decorative accents that add contemporary flair and style to any room.
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USB Squirming Tentacle by ThinkGeek
Back in the day, the coolest thing ever was the USB Humping Dog. What did it do? You stuck it in your USB port and it... well, it humped your computer, much like an amorous male dog is wont to do. We're beyond such juvenile humor (on most days), but we wanted a fun toy to use at the office. Show your love for Cthulhu (or just octopuses or kraken) with the USB Squirming Tentacle. Simply plug it into your USB port and it will fill your computer with unspeakable evils... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Christmas Pudding Bin Bags
Now you can make the boring chore of taking out the rubbish more artistic!Brighten your day and bring a little happiness to your streets on collection day!
Star Trek Tribble Slippers with Sound
As you know, tribbles have the pesky habit of mating constantly and reproducing at alarming rates. At ThinkGeek HQ, we had an entire office filled with tribbles from floor to ceiling and we needed to do something before the walls exploded from the furry pressure. It turns out, if you attach two Tribbles to a pair of slippers in exactly the right orientation, they are totally happy and lose all desire to reproduce...
Star Wars Severed Wampa Arm Ice Scraper
""The kid ran into something, and it wasn't just the cold." - Han Solo When a Jedi kills a Wampa, he or she is always sure to make good use of its entire body. The meat of an adult Wampa can feed a family of six for an entire Winter. Wampa is the fruit of the blizzard. You can BBQ it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's Wampa kabobs, Wampa creole, Wampa gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried..."
Sneakiest Uses for Everyday Things
From alternative energy simulations to sneaky animated origami to paper airplane experiments, Sneakiest Uses for Everyday Objects is jam-packed with engaging and educational projects for the wannabe detectives, scientists, and adventurers in us all. This book is volume 3 in the awesome Sneaky Uses series by famed author and gadget-man, Cy Tymony...
Mixed-Breed Dog DNA Test Kit
Find out the breed of your dog in 2 to 3 weeks. Create a more targeted and effective behavior training plan. The Wisdom Panel Insights Mixed-Breed Test Kit uses your dog's DNA to detect breeds in their ancestry so you can tailor his training, exercise and nutrition to his or her particular needs. You can decipher behaviors and characteristics ranging from howling to a curly tail. It tests 190+ breeds. It's easy. Just swab the inside of your dog's cheek, mail it back in the postage-paid envelope (included), and receive emailed results within 2 or 3 weeks. Wisdom Panel Insights Mixed-Breed Test Kit
Star Wars Death Star Tea Infuser
It's no secret that Darth Vader has anger issues. He's quick with the barking of orders and the Force choking. He rules by intimidation, which works... okay. We wonder, though, if Vader could take a page from a leader who had the admiration and respect of his crew: Jean-Luc Picard. And let's face it, the crew of the Enterprise were much better shots than the average Stormtrooper. What's the big difference between the two leaders? Tea, of course. Earl Grey. Hot...
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Ice Cube Tray
"You may wonder why you need this ice cube tray. Here are a few facts*: Makes ice faster than an Imperial starship Kessel Run? Yeah, it can do that in less than twelve parsecs Won't get you into any Imperial entanglements Can make it point five past lightspeed Definitely not a piece of junk; has it where it counts The Millennium Falcon Ice Tray creates ice or candies in the shape of the famed ship of Han Solo. Safe for melted chocolate, the fridge, or the freezer, this food-safe silicone tray can do it all. Each tray makes two big Millennium Falcons, suitable for things like margarita glasses. Or eating, if it's chocolate. Nobody will call you a scruffy nerfherder with ice this awesome. *Facts may not be entirely factual. Product Specifications Ice tray creates ice in the shape of the Millennium Falcon Makes 2 big Millenium Falcons Can be used to make chocolates and candies too Material: Food-safe silicone, dishwasher safe (top rack) Dimensions: 6.25"" x 4.25"" x 1"""
USB Toaster Hub and Thumbdrives
"Some have said, if toast is so good, why don't they just leave the bread in the oven longer and make the whole loaf toasty? Those people are morons. The initial premise is sound - indeed, toast is scrumptious. The flaw lies in the second part of the statement. You can't just leave the bread in the oven longer for delicious toast. You'd just end up with overcooked bread. It's hard to blame them for their silliness - toast can lead some to irrationality. Which probably explains the overly loud SQUEE we emitted when we first saw these little gadgets! Four little USB thumbdrives shaped like teeny anthropomorphized pieces of toast. And, what better place to put your little USB toast than a USB Hub shaped like a toaster? The drives themselves come in four varieties. From lightest color to darkest, there's Tato, Butta, Ry Ry, and Crisp! The hub is silver with four slots for your favorite 4 pieces of memorytoast. You can, of course, insert your own thumbdrive, but where's the fun in that? They've also thrown in an SD Card slot, so your new shiny hub can perform double-duty as a card reader! Features and Specs USB 2.0 thumb drives and hub Thumb drivesCapacity: 4GColors: White (Tato), Yellow (Butta), Tan (Ry Ry), and Brown (Crisp)Size: 1.5"" x 1.25"" x 0.75"" USB Hub4 USB 2.0 portsSpeed: Up to 480mbpsIncluded 1 meter long USB CableIncluded SD Card ReaderColor: Silver"
Put the future at your fingertips with our virtual laser keyboard. NEW! Green laser projection keyboard is even brighter! Revolutionary laser technology projects a virtual keyboard on any flat surface Advanced optics track your fingers like magic Connect via Bluetooth® wireless technology Types to Apple®, Android™, and other smartphones, tablets and devices Easily pair the laser projection keyboard with your smartphone, laptop or tablet Rechargeable li-ion battery (USB cord included) Only at Brookstone You touch, it types. Inside advanced optics are hard at work tracking your fingers like magic. Bluetooth® wireless technology. Because it is Bluetooth enabled, the laser projection keyboard pairs quickly and easily with tablets, smartphones and most laptops. Rechargeable, lithium ion battery. Comes with a USB cord for easy recharging. Lasts for up to two hours of continuous typing. Order your Virtual Laser Projection Keyboard from Brookstone today. The Bluetooth® word mark and logos are registered trademarks owned by Bluetooth SIG, Inc. and any use of such marks by Brookstone is under license.
Electronic Rolling Laughing Monkey
Here at ThinkGeek, we know a lot about monkeys. Not the kind of monkeys in the zoo, rather the ones who code and the robotic type that work diligently in our warehouse every day. Being fans of monkeys it seemed only natural that we would sell a Rolling Laughing Monkey. Of course this would ultimately become our downfall as giggling simians took over our office. At first we were smiling and laughing along with these insane beasts... but after a while we began to go slowly insane ourselves as the rolling and crazy laughing permeated the halls of ThinkGeek. Any sound or movement triggers the Rolling Laughing Monkey into action, so watch what you do if you take one of these monkeys home. Of course when showing this toy to real monkeys they became greatly offended and claimed that actual monkeys do not laugh insanely and the product only served to provide a negative stereotype of monkeys in general.
Jim Henson's Labyrinth Worm Plush
What a night. Her parents leave her to babysit her little brother, never bothering to ask if she had plans. Goblins come and take the poor boy away. And then, Sarah finds herself outside the Labyrinth, tasked with finding her way to the center or losing her baby brother forever! David Bowie sure can be mean. Once inside the Labyrinth, the first creature she meets is only referred to as "The Worm" (and no complaining, because she met Hoggle outside the Labyrinth)...
Big Bang Theory Wobbler Leonard
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Angry Birds Red Bird Mini Speaker, Red
Angry Birds Speaker – Red Bird Let your tunes take to the air with the great fun (and great sounding) Angry Birds speaker range. Choose your favourite character from the smash hit mobile game and then sit back and bask in super-smooth sound reproduction. An Angry Birds speaker has a compact 2. 1 speaker system, including a powerful subwoofer that can really pump out the bass (almost enough to knock down a tower of pigs). The Angry Birds speaker is fitted with a universal 3. 5mm jack, and even comes with a stand, making your mobile or MP3 player easier to operate. A 30W unit, the Angry Birds speaker boasts volume and bass controls, as well as aux in, power out, and an on/off button. Useful info: Speaker – Red Bird – by Angry Birds30W unit3. 5mm jackIncludes phone/MP3 player stand2. 1 speaker systemSubwoofer for rich bass soundAux in, volume and bass controlsLink multiple speakers via 3. 5 mm cableiPod/iPhone/iPad compatibleAndroid compatibleExpandable bass portUp to 8 hours playbackColour: Red.
Angry Birds Helmet Pig Speaker Dock
Angry Birds Speaker Dock – Helmet Pig Let your tunes take to the air with the great fun (and great sounding) Angry Birds speaker range. Choose your favourite character from the smash hit mobile game and then sit back and bask in super-smooth sound reproduction. An Angry Birds speaker dock has a compact 2. 1 speaker system, including a powerful subwoofer that can really pump out the bass (almost enough to knock down a tower of pigs). The Angry Birds speaker dock is fitted with a universal 3. 5mm jack, and of course the dock itself, which is iPad/iPod/iPhone compatible. There’s even an infrared remote control for ease of use. A 30W unit, the Angry Birds speaker dock boasts volume and bass controls, as well as aux in, power out, and an on/off button. Useful info: Speaker dock – Helmet Pig – by Angry Birds30W unit3. 5mm jackIncludes phone/MP3 player stand2. 1 speaker systemSubwoofer for rich bass soundAux in, volume and bass controlsiPod/iPhone/iPad compatible dock and speakerAndroid compatible speakerExpandable bass port 2 speakers. 16. 5 x 20 x 18 cm. Please note: iPod not included.
Angry Birds Black Bird Mini Speaker, Black
Angry Birds Speaker – Black Bird Let your tunes take to the air with the great fun (and great sounding) Angry Birds speaker range. Choose your favourite character from the smash hit mobile game and then sit back and bask in super-smooth sound reproduction. An Angry Birds speaker has a compact 2. 1 speaker system, including a powerful subwoofer that can really pump out the bass (almost enough to knock down a tower of pigs). The Angry Birds speaker is fitted with a universal 3. 5mm jack, and even comes with a stand, making your mobile or MP3 player easier to operate. A 30W unit, the Angry Birds speaker boasts volume and bass controls, as well as aux in, power out, and an on/off button. Useful info: Speaker – Black Bird – by Angry Birds30W unit3. 5mm jackIncludes phone/MP3 player stand2. 1 speaker systemSubwoofer for rich bass soundAux in, volume and bass controlsLink multiple speakers via 3. 5 mm cableiPod/iPhone/iPad compatibleAndroid compatibleExpandable bass portUp to 8 hours playbackColour: Black.
Mini Microscope for iPhone
Armed with a 60x zoom, this magnificent magnifier will turn your humdrum iPhone 4 camera into an instrument worthy of any laboratory
Ice Speed Chess Set
The old men at the park will be green with envy. Pop these unique chess game ice trays in the freezer while you consider your opening move. Play a Winner Eat All game with frozen juice pieces and an aggressive strategy or use colored water and see how many games you can play before your pawns melt. Or just have chess piece ice for your mojito. Your move...
River Song's Future Sonic Screwdriver
DOCTOR: Your screwdriver... looks exactly like mine. RIVER: Yeah. You gave it to me. DOCTOR: I don't give my screwdriver to anyone. RIVER: I'm not anyone. The mysterious, curly-haired, and wee-bit-crazy River Song waltzed into The Doctor's life in the episode "Silence in the Library." She was even wielding a sonic screwdriver, which she claimed was given to her by The Doctor himself. Of course, The Doctor remembers nothing of that encounter because it hasn't happened yet...
Doctor Who TARDIS Mini Fridge
We assume that the TARDIS probably has a kitchen in it somewhere, created at the behest of a companion, of course. It's pretty rare that we see the Doctor sitting down to a meal, unless he's assessing the palate of his new incarnation. Fish fingers and custard FTW! You may not be a companion (yet!) but that doesn't mean the TARDIS can't land in your home, office, or home office. The Doctor Who TARDIS Mini Fridge holds a six-pack of 12-ounce cans, so you'll always have a cold drink close at hand...
Electronic Firefly in a Jar
"It is a warm summer's night and the sun has just crept down below the horizon, finally going to sleep. But the world is still ablaze with light, as stars twinkle overhead. And on the ground, a different kind of magic appears. Golden flecks of light flash and float around. Fairies? Maybe some of them, but most are fireflies. Catching them in jars is mean, as they don't last long. Time to bring the magic of fireflies into your home (without inviting the Firefly Grim Reaper) with an Electronic Firefly in a Jar. Each Electronic Firefly in a Jar is loaded with magic. Tap the jar and your firefly will flutter around. Sometimes flashing when it flies, sometimes landing first and then flickering. It looks so real, especially in dim light. And guess what? You can even use your Electronic Firefly in a Jar as a real firefly collector. Just plop one on the ground outside at dusk and watch what happens. We're pretty sure you'll see the same thing we did: real fireflies coming to talk to your Electronic Firefly in a Jar. Ok, it's really probably to mate, but ""talk"" just sounds more family friendly. Note: Cats are insanely attracted to this toy. To ensure the safety of your four-legged friends, please ensure this glass jar is in a location where they can't knock it around and break it. Or, the cat is in another jar. Just sayin'. Electronic Firefly in a Jar The firefly in the jar flies around and even flashes his/her butt-light - just like a real firefly. Responds to taps on the jar and sound. The classic childhood memory, but without the sadness of death. One firefly per jar - fireflies cannot be combined into one jar. Batteries: 3 AAA (included). Dimensions: approx: 6.75"" x 3.5"" x 3.5""."
Star Wars Chop Sabers
But now, we must eat. Come, good food, come... and meet your end in the grasp of the Star Wars Chop Sabers. They're lightsabers, they're chopsticks, they'll change the way you experience your favorite Asian foods. If you missed the chance to pick these up at San Diego Comic Con 2009, now is the time to grab these Japanese imports from ThinkGeek and deftly maneuver your food with the power of the Force. We're not sure if you know this, but Yoda has been known to carve his Thanksgiving turkey using his lightsaber. Go forth, brave Jedi warriors, and use your chop sabers to mix just a little extra wasabi into your soy sauce. You can handle it. It is a known fact that eating sushi with chop sabers vastly strengthens your ability to ingest horseradish products. (By the way, did you know that researchers are trying to make a smoke alarm for the deaf using wasabi vapors? We're debating whether it would be more annoying to wake up to the sound of a fire alarm or the punch in the nose that only wasabi brings. What do you think?) Either way, wield your weapons and ready the way for a truly epic eating experience. Product Features Chopsticks in the shape of your favorite Jedi weapons Fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible Imported from Japan Five styles to choose from: Luke Skywalker, green, 23cm long Luke Skywalker, blue, 23cm long Darth Maul, red, 23 cm long -they snap together, too! Not sure how you'd eat like that, though. Darth Vader, red, 23 cm long Yoda, green, 20 cm long Lightsabers do not light up or slice effortlessly through flesh. Sorry.
Magic Wand - Programmable TV Remote
You know you have always wanted to be a wizard. But not one of those swish and flick wizards from the movies. You want to be the Dungeons & Dragons wizard - the party's controller. See that word there? CONTROLLER. It means you control the battlefield; you control everything! Sure, you're squishy and sometimes there's collateral damage when you let out a blast, but it's all in a day's work...
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
"When we first looked at this product, we weren't terribly interested. ""Glow in the dark TP?"" we said, arching an eyebrow. ""Why on earth would anyone want glow in the dark TP?"" Then the summer thunderstorms rolled in and we lost power. Sure, we could use our flashlight apps to get to the toilet, but... well, we won't go into details. You probably already filled in the rest of that soggy, sad tale yourself. This roll of Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper is great for a multitude of things, including: Power outages Not waking sleeping spouses by turning on lights Camping Safe Halloween costume for the young mummy in your life A gift for the person who has everything Seriously, the more we thought about it, the more we realized that Glow in the Dark TP was a great idea. And we just know you'll come up with more creative ways to use it and send in your Action Shots. (Just um, don't send us any of those action shots. You know the ones.) Product Features One roll of glow in the dark toilet paper Fits on all standard toilet paper holders Yes, you really can use it for toilet paper Great for camping trips or Halloween, too!"
Blade Runner Style LED Umbrella
Early in the 21st Century, the Tyrell Corporation advanced robot evolution into the Nexus phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. They're all around you, even now. That guy next to you? He's a Replicant. How do we know? He's walking the streets in the rain with no umbrella. That, and he failed the Voight-Kampff. In the pre-apocalyptic future, the air will be so thick, it will be dark in the middle of the day. Coupled with the almost constant rain, you'll need to find a way to stay dry and light your way to the noodle shop down the street. Even if you don't live in a quasi-futuristic Los Angeles and you aren't a Blade Runner, you can still have the coolest umbrella on the street. With a push of a button, the shaft lights up, illuminating you and your path. Now, even in the darkest of nights, you're a lot more visible to the cars on the street, making your long walk home through the rain a lot safer.
Dancing Cat Speaker
This Dancing Cat is a super cool gift that will give you hours of entertainment!
Star Wars Lightsaber Pen
If there's one thing we love at ThinkGeek (okay, there isn't, but play along), it's mind hacks. The little things you can do to pull a Jedi mind trick on your brain and make you perform better. One that we learned back in our school days was to declare one pen our "lucky pen." Said lucky pen was only to be used for tests and by using the lucky pen, we were guaranteed to do better than if we used another, lesser pen. And since these pens are imbued with The Force, they'll obviously make the perfect lucky pen. Styled like the lightsabers wielded by Jedi and Sith in the Star Wars saga, these pens are the writing implements of a more civilized age. A civilized age where people got As on tests and aced their presentations with the board. If your life is in need of a little luck, these lightsaber pens are just the Jedi mind trick you need. Product Specifications WARNING: Contains Sharp Point. Not intended for Children under 4 years of age A pen for a more civilized era Available in red, blue, and green Comes in a tin collector's box to protect it (since it's lucky!) NOTE: Luckiness of pen may vary. Do not contact ThinkGeek regarding failed tests.
GTMax 4X Clip On 3D Glasses (Magenta/Green,Red/Cyan)+ Cloth for 3D Movies,XBOX 360,PS3 Play Games
1, 3D Red/Cyan Glasses w/Clip for watching 3D Movies and Playing Games on TV/Monitor Flat Screens:Brand new TV and computer display screen accessory.Red/Cyan color lenses.Weight: 0.4 oz. 2, 3D Magenta/Green Glasses for watching 3D Movies and Playing Games on TV/Monitor Flat Screens:Brand new TV and computer display screen accessory.Magenta/Green color lenses,clip on design.Weight: 0.50 oz. 3, Microfiber Cleaning Cloth(3 inch x 3 inch):Brand new generic cleaning cloth.Made of microfiber material.Ultra gentle.Extremely fine microfiber leaves zero scratches, streaks or marks.Can be washed like any other cloth and can last for years.Leave behind no lint, no dust, or no broken fibers.Light weight, durable and strong and have a tremendous water holding capacity.Reusable & long lasting, no more paper towel waste.Color: Blue.Size:3 inch x 3 inch.
DIY - I Love You Bean
People often talk about the "language of love" and the "hidden language and meaning of flowers and plants." Well the time has come to cram these two languages into one easy-to-grow, polyglot plant. We give you, the I Love You Bean. It's very simple to show folks you love them with this plant. Read on, and find out why. You see, the I Love You Bean is just about the best gift you can give someone...
Doctor Who USB Dalek Desk Defender
"Every office has that person. You know, the one who ""borrows"" your stuff. When your scissors are missing, you know exactly who has them. When your bag of snacks is mysteriously low, you can tell who's been noshing on them. Politely asking them to QUIT IT doesn't work with these people. You need an ally, one that can exterminate the problem. The Dalek Desk Defender comes complete with a super-long USB cable, so even if your last remaining port is way in the back of your tower, your Dalek can still stand at the front lines. The motion sensor will detect movement between 6 and 9 feet away depending on the lighting in your office. While you're sitting at your desk you can keep it in silent mode so it doesn't drive you crazy with talk of extermination. Just be sure to turn it on before you leave for lunch. Product Specifications Motion activated Dalek will protect your desk Can detect movement between 6 and 9 feet away When activated, it will shoo away intruders with talk of extermination Plugs into any available USB port Three settings: Sound & LED - Motion detector on with sound and light LED - Motion detector and light on, no sound Off - Motion detector off Includes the following phrases: Exterminate! Time, Jump, Imminent Repair. Hover SFX Gun SFX"
Dr. Who Keep Calm Juniors T Shirt
Remember the good old days of Dr. Who with this awesome Blue Dr. Who Keep Calm Juniors T Shirt. Features the phrase Keep Calm and Don't Blink from one of the episodes. Made of 100% cotton.
Amaze your friends with this genius bottle opener by Paladone. From the classic '80s arcade game comes this magnetic Pac-Man bottle opener. A neat little addition to anyones kitchen appliances this magnetic bottle opener can even be stuck to the fridge door for easy access. This cool bottle opener would make a fantastic gift for any video game lover or lover of the '80s in general. Features: Officially licensed Pac-Man bottle opener Magnetic Bottle Opener, can stick to fridge
Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters
Few things in this world are pleasant if the words used to describe them include silent and deadly. We're talking about ninjas, here. What were you talking about? Ninjas are the silent assassins of the far east. Sent to kill their targets, or to die trying. Ninjas were designed to be completely undetected while they do their deadly deeds. They wore all black to remain invisible. They stepped softly to remain silent...
ACCOUTREMENTS BANDAGE - BACON
"Ouch! That Smarts! Treat Your Minor Cuts Scrapes And Scratches With The Incredible Healing Power Of A Designer Bandage. Each Comes In A 3-3/4"" Tall Metal Pocket Tin And Contains A Small Plastic Trinket To Help Make Even The Ouchiest Owies Feel All Better In No Time. The 3"" X 1"" Bacon Strips Are Cut To Look Like Small Slabs Of Bacon. Fifteen Per Tin."
Suitcase Stickers - Cash
Take a stand against monotonous travel with these Suitcase Stickers. Designed to stick to anything, they will draw attention to your bag making it easily identifiable and sure to make you some new friends. These are the most original stickers around and are sure to get a few laughs.....and raised eyebrows! Never again will your luggage go unnoticed as it goes round the carousel at the airport. With these suitcase stickers you will be able to spot it straightaway! Amaze other passengers with the hordes of cash you're carrying around in your luggage. It's just a shame it's not real. There are 4 designs to choose from. These are: Air Stewardess Cash Cocaine Adult Toys Dimensions: Height - 40cm Width - 30cm Please Note: These are a novelty item and should be viewed as such. Prezzybox accepts no responsibility for any offence caused by these stickers. Please consider local laws and customs when travelling abroad as some countries may be less tolerant of British humour!
Big Bang Theory Bazinga Juniors Graphic Tee Shirt
Officially licensed Big Bang Theory Bazinga Red Juniors Tee Shirt. Features a bold 'BAZINGA!' print across the front of the tee. 100% cotton.
Enough Social Interaction Fitted Ladies' Tee - Heavy Metal, XXL
Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we've trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester all in one on your next project, you know that other people just make life more complicated. But don't worry. You're in good company here. You're amongst people who understand, cause we're like that, too...
Wonder Woman Apron
"You might be asking what the Princess of the Amazons has to do with cooking. Allow us to enlighten you as to why Wonder Woman is the best chef that ever was. For starters, her superhuman strength, stamina, and agility would negate the need for most appliances. Lemonade? Sure, she'll squeeze every drop out of that lemon. Dice a 10-lb bag of potatoes? Give her 30 seconds and a sharp knife. And if she forgot an ingredient, she could just fly to the supermarket. Just remember, her Lasso of Truth will prevent you from lying about the quality of her cooking. This is a full-length, adult-sized apron for anyone who wants to be a little bit more like Wonder Woman. We can't promise you superhuman strength, stamina, and agility or the ability to fly. But there's a Lasso of Truth on your hip and you can threaten to use it! Product Specifications Full-length, adult-sized apron featuring Wonder Woman costume One size fits most adults Size: 27""W x 31""H, 24"" neck loop, 33"" waist tie 100% Polyester: Machine wash gently with like colors, tumble dry low"
Funky Veg Kit and Psychedelic Salad Kit
Everything you need to grow these five funky vegetables in one kit box and everything you need to grow colourful and unusual salad vegetables A fantastic gift for any keen or intrigued gardener and/or cook, they will be able to grow purple carrots, red brussel sprouts, stripy tomatoes, yellow courgettes and multi coloured swiss chard. Also included in the box are: five starter growing pots made from peat, five peat blocks, which expand when watered, five plant markers and sowing and growing tips. Our Psychedelic Salad Kit includes Lemon Cucumber, Red Dazzle Lettuce, Purple Spring Onions, Golden Beetroot & Rainbow Radishes seeds 5 Seed Varieties, 5 Growing pots, 5 Peat blocks and 5 Plant Markers Sowing & Growing Tips included The seeds in this kit are of UK origin. The germination and growing results will depend on many factors such as planting time, seed depth, watering, light and weather conditions. Seeds, peat planters and blocks, plastic markers, paper growing guides.
Star Wars R2-D2 Folding Armchair
It's heartwarming to see the droids in the Star Wars universe obeying their human masters. So many sci-fi movies show the worst case scenario with robots, so we're always happy to see helpful robots and droids. Even if they're helping the bad guys. This R2-D2 wants nothing more than to help you comfortably sit while on the go. He'll come camping, or to fan conventions, or to watch the fireworks on the 4th of July. We don't recommend bringing him to Hoth unless you're going to go ice fishing or something. He's more of a warm weather droid. This fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible is only found at ThinkGeek! Product Specifications Folding camp chair featuring everyone's favorite droid Made of sturdy nylon, suitable for indoor or outdoor use Comes with a nylon shoulder bag for carrying and storage ThinkGeek exclusive product - you won't find this anywhere else! Fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible One size fits most adults Max weight: 225 lbs
Lightsaber Handle Flashlights
Let's face it. Some places are strong with the Dark Side and some places are just plain... dark. Whether you're a Jedi Master or a Sith Lord, there's always something in the darkness to be worried about. Sure, you're in touch with the Force. You can sense the presence of others, but really there's nothing like actually seeing what's in front of you. That's where our Star Wars Lightsaber Handle Flashlights come in handy. This officially licensed Star Wars collectible comes with 3 x AAA batteries. Both Vader and Anakin style hilts are available, though we think they ought to be called Vader and pre-Vader since they were both technically made by the same person. Either way, the Lightsaber Handle Flashlight will help you find your keys when the power goes out. Product Specifications Officially licensed Star Wars product Anakin or Vader Style hilts Uses 3 x AAA batteries (included) Pro Tip: Makes a great safety addition to your Padawan's Halloween costume
Star Wars R2-D2 Ice Cube Trays
It's difficult to think of a character in the Star Wars universe that was more heavily relied on than R2-D2. Princess Leia relied on him to bring her pleas of help to Obi-Wan. Luke Skywalker relied on him to help pilot his X-wing and ultimately destroy the first Death Star. Even Queen Amidala depended on R2 to repair her ship's shields while running the Trade Federation's blockade of Naboo. Now, you too can rely on this trusty droid to keep your favorite beverages ice cold. And believe us, R2 knows a thing or two about cold. If the -60 degrees standard of Hoth's nights weren't cold enough, the vacuum of space would surely give this epic droid a carnal knowledge of chilling out. Seriously, this is the only civilized way to keep your beverages Hoth frosty. Product Specifications Officially licensed Star Wars Collectible Silicone rubber ice tray 6 x 4 x 1 inches Makes one large droid shaped ice cube and four small Recommended for ages 14 and up Stay cool even when you have the death sentence on 12 systems
Panic Button Light Switch Replacement Kit
In every sci-fi film or TV show, there is usually one easily recognizable trope - no, not the hypersexual female alien in the skin-tight cat-suit, though she does make a fairly regular appearance. The answer we're looking for is the panic-button. You know, the Red Button™! The big shiny candy-like button that erases history, ejects the warp core, blows the emergency seals, activates the self-destruct, sounds red-alert, engages the hyperdrive, activates the halide fire-retardants, or simply flushes the waste-disposal system is a regular character in most sci-fi. It's curious, then, that the Big Red Button™ doesn't appear in your home or office! Wouldn't it be great to have one of those buttons, even if pressing it doesn't warn the sentries that the world-killer virus has escaped containment? What about your light-switch? Isn't that little flippy-lever overdue for a makeover? Sure it is, otherwise, you wouldn't have read this far! What we're offering is a wired replacement for your light-switch. Just turn off the breakers, pull out the light-switch and replace it with this one. It's a wire-for-wire swap, so it should be easy. Please be safe, though, and double - nay - TRIPLE CHECK that the breakers were switched before doing any home wiring. When you're done, you've got a Big Red Button™ that, when slapped, will turn on and off your lights. Also, if you just want to dim your lights and your computer voice-activation phrase isn't recognized by your home-automation equipment, your new Big Red Button™ also acts as a dimmer. Instead of smacking it, a gentle turn will lower the illumination to a level suitable for alien seduction. Features US Light-switch replacement kit 2 3/4" by 4 1/4" brushed aluminum wall plate and large red dimmer switch Not suitable for fighter ejection panels, nuclear rod extraction, or fire suppression systems Let's be serious here: Please use caution when performing any electrical work in your house Make sure you trip the breaker to your outlet to the off position before attempting to replace your switch
Death Star Wall Cling
Everybody remembers where they were the day those terrorist rebels destroyed the Death Star. It was a dark day for the Empire - one that no one from the Outer-Rim to the Coreward worlds will ever forget. The rebellion hates us for our order, they hate us for our laws, and they hate us for our freedom - and only want to systematically destroy everything we've worked so hard for - for what the Emperor, in his infinite wisdom and mercy, has given us these past twenty years. We've been complacent. Content to enjoy the benefits the Empire has given us. No longer. We've swept away the last remnants of the Old Republic with the dissolution of the Senate. Now, in a secret location in the Outer Rim, we're building a new Death Star! After that dark day in the Yavin system, we've heard the rallying cry, "Build it again!" Engineers from every facet of society are converging and are hard at work making a new Death Star with which to finally crush this pitiful band of malcontents! But the Empire needs your help! Keep the Death Star in your hearts and minds by proudly displaying this vinyl depiction of the new Death Star in your bedroom or office! 50 inches in diameter, this highly detailed cling looks fantastic! See the detail of all the unfinished decks still being built! Note the enormous planet-buster cannon - it almost looks fully armed and operational, doesn't it? All proceeds from the sale of the Death Star Wall Cling go directly to the Imperial Fund to Rebuild the Death Star.
Star Wars In Your Pocket
"We can't think of a situation that can't be improved by the addition of sound effects from the Star Wars In Your Pocket keychain. Giving a tough assignment to your minion? Send them off with ""Do, or do not. There is no try."" (This reminds them that if they do not, they also do not get a paycheck.) Have a friend going through a hard time? ""Remember, the Force will be with you. Always."" Need help from a wise old man? ""Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope."" Pretty sure all is lost? ""We're doomed!"" Ready to kick butt and take names? Lightsaber sounds give you +2 to buttkicking. Need to make a phone call to a girl and you're pretty sure you won't get up the guts to say anything when she answers? Darth Vader's breath will cover the sound of your stress-induced coronary quite nicely. We're sure you can think of thousands of situations in your life that need just a little more Star Wars. The sound bites in the Star Wars In Your Pocket keychain come straight from the classic movies and will increase the amount of awesome in your life by an amount we really aren't equipped to calculate."