Tank-Up Coffee Mug
After a long night of blasting giant mutants in the digital wasteland of New Vegas, you've still got to find a way to rise and be functional at work. It's a choice you make; stay up all night playing video games is awesome, but the only way you can afford the next epic game release is if you're functional at work. Your only option is copious amounts of hot coffee, supplied regularly, to your ever-yawning face. Keep it coming. Pour, slurp, yawn. Repeat. With a quick glance down at your mug, you can tell if you need a quick top-up with more sweet sweet nectar. Our new Tank-Up mug is more than capable of handling a 10 ounce hot black brew. The heat-sensitive artwork on the side slowly turns red as you fill it with hot coffee, then bleeds back to black as you drain the mug. Time for more fuel. Gotta head back to the coffee pot and top up. Now you just have to get through the day so you can get right back to the blasted plains of Nevada.
Cracked Up Mug
"One of our favorite blogs to peruse when we're looking to waste time is ""There I Fixed It,"" one of the many blogs in the Cheezburger family. A power chair attached to a lawnmower? YES. Using a Sharpie to customize your car's paint job? Uhhhh.. probably not. Fixing darn near anything with the power of duct tape? HECK YES. The Cracked Up Mug is all it's cracked up to be. If you fall to pieces without caffeine or your morning meeting inspires you to HULK SMASH, this is the mug for you. Even though it looks shattered, it safely holds 12 ounces of life-giving caffeinated beverage without any leaks. Product Specifications Cracked mug looks like Hulk smashed it We glued it for you! Fixed! Holds 12 ounces of the beverage that keeps you together Material: Ceramic Yes, it's dishwasher safe!"
Battery Thermokruzhkus Mug
Caffeine is our power source, whether it's from coffee or tea or BAWLS. What better way for us to visualize our batteries being charged than a mug with a battery that powers up when we fill it with our piping hot caffeinated libation of choice? This ceramic mug is classic black with a white outline of a battery on it. Pour in your hot liquid - anything over 96.8F (36C) - and watch the green cells within the battery light up. As your beverage cools (or is ingested) the battery will fade into emptiness, reminding you that you need a refill. Product Specifications Ceramic mug changes color when filled with hot coffee or tea Holds 10 ounces of your favorite hot beverage Watch the battery "light up" when your mug is hot Love your mug: hand-wash only. The extreme temperature of a dishwasher will destroy the color-changing parts of the mug.
Rubik's Cube Mug
Liquids are our favorite things to drink. And puzzles are our favorite things to solve. Combine the two, and you have the perfect way to quench your thirst while satiating your love of puzzles. What could we be talking about? Why the Rubik's Cube Mug, of course (you know, the thing that's in all these pictures). Each Rubik's Cube Mug comes presolved (and, really, it can't be messed up, so there). Although it seems difficult to drink out of a cube, the lip is actually curved a bit for your comfort. It's a mug. It's a Rubik's Cube. It's the Rubik's Cube Mug! Drink from one of the world's most beloved puzzles, and show your pride in the Cube that Rubik built. Rubik's Cube Mug It's a mug, but it looks like a Rubik's Cube, but it's a mug! A curved lip actually makes drinking out of a cube easy. Ceramic mug is not dishwasher/microwave safe. Hand wash only! Holds: 8oz (250ml) of liquid goodness. Dimensions: approx 3" cubed (not included handle).
Do you sip your coffee from a demitasse? Is your pinky extended? Gah! Coffee should be strong, black and chewy! It should strip paint and frighten small children. Finally, it should be drunk from a vessel that is worthy of the finest caffeinated beverage on the planet. Any mug you dare drink coffee from should be big enough to hold 20 ounces of Joe, and be big and heavy enough to use as a melee weapon should the Zombie Apocalypse finally come. Your wish is our command, bitches. This mug's handle is shaped like a face-smashing set of brass-knuckles, and will put anyone around you on notice: I'm drinking my coffee, dammit. Interrupt me at your own physical peril.
Doctor Who Van Gogh TARDIS Mug
VINCENT: I believe, if you look hard, there are more wonders in this universe than you could ever have dreamed of. THE DOCTOR: You don't have to tell me. One of the best parts of watching Doctor Who is learning about all the crazy aliens and creatures that are sharing our universe. Let's face it, we'll never see a weeping angel statue without the hair on the back of our necks standing on end. We're eyeing cracks in walls with suspicion. The guy at our bank? The creepy one? Certainly a Slitheen...
Doomed Crystal Skull Shotglass
The life of an average skull is pretty straightforward. First, you're inhabited by the brains of your human, then you're either burned or buried and inhabited by... well, let's not think about that. If you're very lucky, you may end up on stage for a production of Hamlet. If you're very unlucky, you get inhabited by a spirit of intellect under the control of an evil necromancer...
Glow in the Dark Zombie Mug
We have a thing against light here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ. The overhead fluorescent lighting in our office only gets turned on when one of two things happen: 1) Officials from the mothership are visiting. (We're extra sure to wear pants those days, too.) 2) The cleaning crew for the office park has arrived and needs to SEE the dust in order to clean it. Other than that, we'll take our darkness, illuminated only by the glow of our monitors and maybe some LED toys. If you're someone who enjoys the darkness like we do, or leaves for work at a time we refer to as the buttcrack of dawn, you may just need a glow-in-the-dark mug! Also excellent for people who may or may not be zombies. (We won't blow your cover. Just don't eat us, okay?) If these particular zombies look familiar, it's because you see them in the background of this very website every time you visit. Now you can have a bit of ThinkGeek with you, glowing and friendly, all the time. So comforting. Bullet Headline ThinkGeek.com background zombies - on a mug! Glows in the dark, for drinking in poor light Integrated handle included at no extra charge Holds 11 oz of your favorite beverage Braaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiinz.
Ceramic Zombie Mug
After years of research and the loss of many interns, we've finally discovered the inoculation that will save humanity -- or at least, most of it -- from the zombie virus. Injecting dead zombie blood into a chicken egg and incubating it? Nope. Wiping zombie spittle on your gums? Heck no. It's a little more gruesome, but we can't argue with success. The only way to make yourself immune from the zombie virus is to drink tea made in the shrunken, hollowed-out head of a zombie. Luckily, ThinkGeek has hired many headhunters and we've got a large supply of these mugs. (Funny story, we should have been more specific when we told HR to hire headhunters. Lesson learned!) Product Specifications Our zombie head cookie jar shrunk down to mug size! Drink from the shrunken head, gain mystical powers Capacity: 16 ounces of zombie-immunity tea Love your mug: Hand-wash for longest artwork life Not Microwave or Dishwasher Safe Hand wash only
World's Largest Coffee Cup
"Sometimes it takes one cup of coffee to start our engines in the morning. Some days are two cuppers. And then there are days like today when it feels like only straight up electricity could perk us up. Today is a 20 cup day. But we're too tired to get up and down and get 20 cups throughout the morning. Good thing we have the World's Largest Coffee Cup. It's 20 regular cups of coffee in one giant, massive, awe-inspiring cup! Each World's Largest Coffee Cup weighs a little over 10 lbs. It weighs a little over 10 lbs. empty, that is. This means not only will you be getting waaay too much coffee with one cup, but you'll also be getting some arm exercise. But do you really need your own World's Largest Coffee Cup you are wondering? Well, you don't want someone else in the office to get it first do you? Yeah, we're just looking out for you, is all. You're welcome. Please note: No puppies were given coffee for these photos. Whimsy was staring at some treats. We just thought it would be cute. So there. World's Largest Coffee Cup A giant among beverage containers. Holds up to 20 normal cups of coffee . . . or some soup . . . or a small chicken. Made of porcelain - hand wash recommended. Weight: 10.3 lbs (empty). Dimensions: 10"" diameter x 6.5"" tall."
Aperture Science Mug
"Welcome to Aperture Laboratories, A Trusted Friend in Science! One of the many perks of working here is that Aperture provides all the human fuel you can drink. Human fuel, or ""coffee"" as it is often called, is available in break rooms throughout the lab. A quality human fuel receptacle can be acquired through the monkeys at ThinkGeek. Please do not use your Aperture Science Mug outside of designated areas, and please do not utilize your Aperture Science Mugs to ingest unsafe liquids or neurotoxins. Maybe you'll find someone else to give you coffee... maybe Black Mesa? (That was a joke, ha ha, FAT CHANCE!) Anyway, this coffee is great, so delicious and hot. But look at me still talking when there's science to do..."
Octopus Surprise Mug
"The octopus is a crafty creature. Search it out on the internets, and you will see octopi (or octopuses or octopodes - pick your favorite) changing color and shape (sometimes mimicking other animals) and even walking on land. But why, oh why, would you ever expect to find one hiding in your coffee? Well, because you have an Octopus Surprise Mug - that's why! Each Octopus Surprise Mug looks like a harmless mug made of gleaming white porcelain. But inside, lurks an octopus, waiting for your beverage level to drop. And then . . . IT WILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF!!!! Ok, it won't, but if you're not expecting it, it surely will startle you. But don't think of the octopus in the Octopus Surprise Mug as mean; think of him or her as waiting to congratulate you for drinking another cup of liquid. Eight arms clapping - just for you. Octopus Surprise Mug Simple looking, white, porcelain mug holds an octopus waiting to surprise unknowing drinkers. Great for scaring friends, and/or coworkers. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Holds approx. 2/3 cup of liquids (5.3 oz) with 0.5"" room at top (so we don't burn ourselves). Dimensions: 3.25"" tall."
Camera Lens Mug
Your photographer friends will gasp in horror when they catch sight of this quirky Camera Lens Mug. At first glance it might seem that you've ripped apart a perfectly good telephoto lens, then filled it with your hot beverage of choice. Of course this type of heinous disregard for expensive photography equipment would be sacrilege... to a cup of good coffee. Luckily the Camera Lens Mug is decidedly cheaper than a real camera lens and is washable to boot...
Caffeine Molecule Stainless Travel Mug
These sophisticated stainless steel, travel style, mugs have our famous Caffeine molecule printed in black on the front. You must be thinking to yourselves right now 'your Caffeine molecule...'? Yep. Our Caffeine molecule. Here at ThinkGeek, we like to pretend we invented all the elements and hence we have first dibs on claiming ownership of any and all molecules derived from the use of our elements. I think Jen whipped up Carbon while playing around with a Rail Gun in Quake. And Jon just happened upon Nitrogen while abstracting some new Perl algorithms he was playing with while it was both raining and hailing outside. Features of this fine stainless mug include... 16 Ounce Capacity! Dual-wall insulation Black Drink-Thru lid Fits in the majority of automobile Drink cup holders This is hand wash only and not microwave safe Get one now!
Doctor Who Keep Calm I'm The Doctor Mug
There is a crack in our wall with eerie lights and sounds coming through it. We swear that there's something behind us, but we turn around and it's gone. We're holding a Sharpie and there are hash marks on our arms, but we don't remember writing on ourselves. And worst of all, we're pretty sure that the weeping angels in our backyard have moved recently. Then this guy shows up with a bow tie and a fez and is all "Keep Calm, I'm The Doctor!" Ummmm.....
Hot Rod Heated Travel Mug
Your morning routine probably includes coffee, and a daily commute. You take great pains to make sure your coffee is rich and delicious, and, most importantly, hot. So when it comes to taking your travel mug full of hot coffee with you for your trip to work, what happens? You guessed it. The coffee gets cold before you really get a chance to enjoy it. Most travel mugs, you see, do a very bad job at actually insulating, and bleed out heat faster than an airlock blows out atmosphere...
Mustache 6oz Flask
Overview: Stainless steel, Hand wash, Imported, 6 oz, Holds 4 shots, 4"w, 1"d, 4.25"hDescription:A classically curved stainless steel flask cleverly disguised with a mustache icon. Complete with attached twist cap.
Pixel Heart Heat Changing Mug by ThinkGeek
We all like to sit around and complain that we need caffeine to take on the oh-so-hard task of sitting on our expanding backsides and typing for eight hours. "Oh no," we say. "Don't talk to me about that spreadsheet until I've had my 4-cup French press!" Do you know who thinks you should STFU? Mario. Link. Other heroes who are busting their tails in the wild to rescue princesses and save the world. Think of them next time you complain about being bored in a meeting... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Minecraft Creeper Mug
Dawn is a special time in Minecraft. The sun rises in all its four-sided square beauty and the stars begin to fade. Your rise from your bed, tuck in the crimson blanket, and step out onto your patio to enjoy the view. Ssssssssssssssssssssss! Boom! You know, you really should clear away those trees from your terrace. Someone's eventually going to get hurt, blown to bits even. There's nothing to do now except pick up the literal pieces and put them back together. It's a big job. Might take all morning. If only you had a cup o' joe to make the job go faster... Let's see, maybe you could combine some cocoa beans and a bucket of water? Nah, you need a mug, a real fancy mug. Maybe a mug just like this one! Our bright green Creeper Mug is perfect for coffee or tea and it doesn't even require a mod. It'sssssss pretty ssssssweet and we promisssssssse it won't explode. Product Specifications Bright green ceramic Creeper Mug for fans of Minecraft Holds your beverages, doesn't explode Officially licensed Minecraft collectible Dimensions: 5" x 3.5" x 3.5"
The now famous caffeine molecule emblazoned on a swell glass mug is the perfect addition to your caffeine collection. This one's got some somewhat calm earl-grey tea in it cuz that's what I was drinking when I took the picture, but feel free to use it for your daily double cappucino with a shot of skyrocket syrup. 8 ounce glass mug with the caffeine molecule printed in lime green. Not microwave safe. Logo may rub off if put in dishwasher.
There is only one word to describe this mug. Cover your ears, folks, because that word is BADASS. The Battle Mug starts out as a 13.5 pound solid block of 6061 T6 billet aluminum before it enters a state of the art CNC facility in Huntsville, Alabama. This facility produces specialized parts and equipment for the U.S. Department of Defense, major weapons manufacturers, NASA, and a host of other companies working at the U.S. Rocket and Space Center. Built to military specifications, Battle Mug features a M1913 rail interface system which allows you to mount a tactical light, laser device, holographic sight (AKA beer goggles) or even a bayonet for close quarters, high risk operations. A standard issue M4 carry handle is included. Each individually serialized Battle Mug is built with the Operator in mind and features Mil-Spec Type III anodizing and a crenelated base. It's perfect for knocking out drug lords, stomping on terrorists, or brain-squashing zombies. But mostly, you'll want to use it to drink up to 24 ounces of your favorite frosty beverage. Don't forget to pour one out for all the brave men and women who gave the ultimate sacrifice for their country. Product Specifications The most badass mug ever created Made in the USA of solid 6061 T6 billet aluminum M1913 rail interface system to mount your beer goggles Includes a standard issue M4 carry handle Individually serialized and limited edition Fun idea: Bring your Battle Mug to an engraving store and get the bottom engraved with the name of your favorite soldier. Love your mug: Hand-wash. Dishwasher detergents are very high in alkalinity, which will strip the anodic coating of your Battle Mug and cause permanent damage.
Heat Changing TARDIS Mug
Remember when the tenth Doctor first arrived on the scene? All he needed was a good cup of tea to really get going. And once some hot liquids got into him (well, into the TARDIS . . . well, into the Doctor's lungs . . . well . . . ), he was really able to strut his stuff. And now you can too, with this awesome Doctor Who Heat Changing TARDIS Mug. See, the TARDIS starts in London, resting calmly on a city street...