Jinx Minecraft Creeper Anatomy T-Shirt 3XL
You must arm yourself with the power of knowledge to combat the Creeper! 100% cotton Wash cold; dry low Imported Listed in men's sizes
Minecraft Diamond In the Rough
Sweden. Source of tasty meatballs, flat-packed furniture, and Hans. Also, home of Mojang AB, the company that provides our current addiction, Minecraft. But you already knew that. However, did you know that the impossible object on this shirt is also Swedish in origin? Yep. Created in 1934 by Oscar Reutersvärd, the tribar optical illusion in question makes this what our Bacon Salt Merchant calls "The Headache Shirt." Don't mind him. He's just bitter that pigs drop pork which can be turned into cooked porkchops but not bacon. Which is a good thing. Because if there were virtual bacon in Minecraft, we'd never see him again. Nine blocks of diamond ore arranged in a tribar on this black, 100% cotton t-shirt. By purchasing this shirt, you agree that ThinkGeek waives responsibility for any headaches it might or might not induce. Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of this shirt. We recommend you stick with the pickaxe.
ThinkGeek is your source for officially-licensed Minecraft gear. For even a Sphere - which is my proper name in my own country - if he manifest himself at all to an inhabitant of Flatland - must needs manifest himself as a Circle. - Edwin Abbott Abbott, Flatland, a Romance of Many Dimensions (1884) We presume that to a denizen of Minecraft spheres would be sort of like what non-Euclidean geometry is to us. "It's a what?" "It does what?" "No, see, it's just a really, really large number of blocks. Possibly infinite. So many blocks that you can no longer detect corners. It's totally made up of component blocks." "It may look small here, but it's just really, really far away." A Minecraft avatar considers a sphere on this charcoal grey, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Minecraft Union T-Shirt - Black, S
ThinkGeek is your source for officially-licensed Minecraft gear. It's in my blood. 5 generations - that's how long my family's been mining these emerald hills. I've lost brothers to cave-ins, explosions, silicosis, and black lung. We've all dodged the skeleton's arrows and nursed spider bites that would've crippled lesser men, but the Creeper's hiss will forever chill us to the bone. It takes a special breed to wield a diamond pick-axe...
Minecraft Sticky Notecube
We all know crafting is hard work, but there’s also a million details to keep track of as well. While you could go around putting up signs everywhere, you’re going to run out of space pretty quick. Not to mention the fact that you probably have better things to do with all that wood. That’s where the Minecraft Sticky Notecube comes in handy. With 600 pages of stone patterned goodness, the Minecraft Sticky Notecube provides plenty of room for your ideas, reminders, and shopping lists. But why stop there? As you peel away each note, you’ll experience the productive thrill of mining as the textured cracks bring you closer to your next big breakthrough. And unlike the stone blocks in Minecraft, our revolutionary printing technology leaves no cobblestone residue behind. There’s no mess to clean up, and no inventory to shuffle. You just grab another note cube and pick up your office novel right where you left off. You might say the Minecraft Sticky Notecube is the ultimate cure for writer’s block. Product Specifications Designed to resemble a stone block “Cracks” as you peel away each note Leaves no cobblestone residue once fully mined Officially licensed Minecraft product 600 pages, 3” x 3” x 3”
Minecraft Run Away T Shirt
Official Black Minecraft Run Away T Shirt. 100% cotton.
Minecraft Creeper Mug
Dawn is a special time in Minecraft. The sun rises in all its four-sided square beauty and the stars begin to fade. Your rise from your bed, tuck in the crimson blanket, and step out onto your patio to enjoy the view. Ssssssssssssssssssssss! Boom! You know, you really should clear away those trees from your terrace. Someone's eventually going to get hurt, blown to bits even. There's nothing to do now except pick up the literal pieces and put them back together. It's a big job. Might take all morning. If only you had a cup o' joe to make the job go faster... Let's see, maybe you could combine some cocoa beans and a bucket of water? Nah, you need a mug, a real fancy mug. Maybe a mug just like this one! Our bright green Creeper Mug is perfect for coffee or tea and it doesn't even require a mod. It'sssssss pretty ssssssweet and we promisssssssse it won't explode. Product Specifications Bright green ceramic Creeper Mug for fans of Minecraft Holds your beverages, doesn't explode Officially licensed Minecraft collectible Dimensions: 5" x 3.5" x 3.5"
Giant Minecraft Foam Creeper
The sun's about to go down and you should be heading back home, but you need three more birch woods to make a stack! Chopping furiously, your iron axe breaks. The only thing left to do is use your shovel or go at it kung fu style. Punching furiously, the sun has all but a few pixels below the horizon and you can hear the spiders and zombies coming out. It's time to make a break for it. Only a few dozen yards out you can see the square patch of torches illuminating the night, casting silhouettes of shambling creatures prowling the edges of your fence. There's no way you can get past them without taking damage and all that tree cutting has left you hungry. Thankfully, there's a mine that you connected your house that's just behind a nearby hill. Wait! What's that? "SsSsssSsSS..." It's too late; you don't even bother moving. Respawn or Exit to Title Screen? Product Specifications Foam Creeper for fans of Minecraft Made of EVA foam As much articulation as an 8-bit Creeper could and should have Frighteningly huge and detailed Invented at ThinkGeek! Officially licensed Minecraft collectible Dimensions: 2 feet tall!
Minecraft Foam Pickaxe
You're in a meeting. You need to escape. You need your freedom! Sadly, escaping a meeting isn't the same as getting away from Zombies and Creepers. You can't just tunnel your way out... Or maybe you could if you just had the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe!Replicating the stone pickaxe from Minecraft (data value 274 to be precise), the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe is an officially licensed Minecraft product. Okay, so a foam pickaxe is probably not going to bash through solid rock (or even soggy drywall for that matter), but with this baby in your hand you'll feel like you can. And after all, isn't it more important to have the confidence that you could smash things when you're trapped in a room with crazy people?The Minecraft Foam Pickaxe is made from sturdy EVA foam, which means that unlike the stone pickaxe in the game, the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe will withstand far more than 132 uses. EVA makes the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe a sturdy tool, hefty yet with enough cushion that you'll feel comfortable bashing a wide variety of materials. And of course, this is an officially licensed Minecraft product, which means you're making Notch happy too.
Minecraft Foam Pickaxe by ThinkGeek
You're in a meeting. You need to escape. You need your freedom! Sadly, escaping a meeting isn't the same as getting away from Zombies and Creepers. You can't just tunnel your way out, but maybe you could if you just had the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe! Replicating the stone pickaxe from Minecraft (data value 274 to be precise), the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe is an officially licensed Minecraft product... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Minecraft Light-Up Torch by ThinkGeek
Purchase Limited to 2 Per Customer. Sometimes it's just easier to buy the Torch instead of crafting it, especially IRL. So, when you've run out of charcoal and wood or just can't seem to make enough to stop hostile mobs from spawning, get yourself the Minecraft Wall Torch. Place one every 12 blo-feet in your home along the walls and it'll stop any hostiles from popping up... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Minecraft Light-Up Redstone Ore by ThinkGeek
Purchase Limited to 2 Per Customer. We have to admit that once we built our dream house in Minecraft our regular world house paled in comparison. Alas, a building of that magnificence in our neck of the woods would cost far more than the amount of bananas we make as ThinkGeek monkeys. We must continue to build our dreams in pixels... If you dream of living in your own Minecraft creations, we think you'd like to sleep by the warm glow of the Minecraft Redstone Ore Light...