"""Nuclear Family"" Ghostbusters Window Decal"
"Be sure your car insurance is up to date because we've got some family window decals that are going to make folks tailgate you mercilessly. Our Legal Department requires us to remind you that any accidents caused by other drivers staring at a ThinkGeek window decal or bumper sticker are not our liability. If the world can't handle your awesome, you'll just have to sue them. And in our book, anything by artist Brandon Bird is awesome. If you haven't checked out his portfolio, Google him. We'll give you three good reasons: Peter Dinklage as Wolverine Chuck Norris as a wooly mammoth Fluttermaul Seriously. Your mind will be blown and like us, you'll want to cover your office in his prints. But for now, start out with the Nuclear Family Ghostbusters Window Decal. Venkman, Stantz, Spengler, and Zeddemore are in full gear while class five full-roaming vapor Slimer floats along nearby. These vinyl decals will easily adhere to any clean, smooth surface. Product Specifications Who needs family when you have the Ghostbusters? Four Ghostbusters and Slimer, ready to stick to your car Can also stick to other clean, flat surfaces! Silkscreened on kiss-cut clear vinyl in black & white Dimensions: 8.75"" x 5"" total (all five characters)"
Spazzstick Caffeinated Lip Balm
Spazzstick Caffeinated Lip Balm now provides SPF 15 protection! Developed by an Alaskan Police Officer, who needed both quality lip balm for the cold and the ability to stay awake during long shifts, Spazzstick is the world's only caffeinated lip balm. Spazzstick is made in a vast underground volcano lair by the busy hands of industrious worker trolls in a beautiful little Eskimo Village called Kaktovik, AK, by the inventor of Spazzstick and his hordes of worker trolls in a vast underground volcano lair. Why trolls? Trolls are hard workers, require very few benefits, and are never late to work, mainly because they never go home. The direct result is that the minions work hard and pass the savings on to you. We have found that trolls are sanitary, dependable, hard-working people who have thus far been able to produce nothing but the highest quality, caffeinated lip balms that the world has ever seen. Your choice of either Vanilla Toffee or Cool Mint. Believe us, both are lip smackin' delicious. For ingredients, click here.
You don't by any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you? Didn't think so. Oh well. We do love mazes, but we've been stuck in this one for quite some time and it's a little difficult to find the way out. There are these semi-plush walls that make rectangular boxes in which there are almost always desks. Some of the enclosures are decorated with plush versions of terrifying monsters like mindflayer rats and young Elder Gods with big blue eyes. There's even a member of the Locust Horde, but we're pretty sure Big Chap from Alien has him under control. There seems to be multiple sources of fluorescent lighting, but they're not turned on. It's a bit dark in here... are you sure you haven't seen the exit? This pen is for every kid-at-heart who has ever gotten lost in a hedge maze or bonked their head a little too hard in the glass maze at the amusement park. (That nosebleed really helped future maze-goers find the way out. Hooray for "helping!") It's a simple black pen with a maze inside. Rotate the pen around to help the ball find its way to the other side. Great replay value! Turn around and move the ball back to the beginning when you're done! Whoa. Perfect for folks who like to fidget in meetings and have been forbidden from playing with their iPhone by management. Product Specifications Pen that contains a maze with a little ball Move the ball through the maze to win Excellent way to entertain yourself during boring meetings Does not contain an oubliette. (Oh, don't act so smart. You don't even know what an oubliette is.)
Pac-Man Fleece Blanket
Deep in the bowels of a dark and forbidding maze, our intrepid hero steps carefully. His hunger gnaws at him in the omnipresent darkness. Every morsel of food he sees he greedily gobbles up, and yet each mere pellet can only just sustain him. He presses onward. The howling of the wind chills him to the bone, and reverberates through the blue black walls of the labyrinth like a warbling siren...
Star Wars In Your Pocket
"We can't think of a situation that can't be improved by the addition of sound effects from the Star Wars In Your Pocket keychain. Giving a tough assignment to your minion? Send them off with ""Do, or do not. There is no try."" (This reminds them that if they do not, they also do not get a paycheck.) Have a friend going through a hard time? ""Remember, the Force will be with you. Always."" Need help from a wise old man? ""Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope."" Pretty sure all is lost? ""We're doomed!"" Ready to kick butt and take names? Lightsaber sounds give you +2 to buttkicking. Need to make a phone call to a girl and you're pretty sure you won't get up the guts to say anything when she answers? Darth Vader's breath will cover the sound of your stress-induced coronary quite nicely. We're sure you can think of thousands of situations in your life that need just a little more Star Wars. The sound bites in the Star Wars In Your Pocket keychain come straight from the classic movies and will increase the amount of awesome in your life by an amount we really aren't equipped to calculate."