The now famous caffeine molecule emblazoned on a swell glass mug is the perfect addition to your caffeine collection. This one's got some somewhat calm earl-grey tea in it cuz that's what I was drinking when I took the picture, but feel free to use it for your daily double cappucino with a shot of skyrocket syrup. 8 ounce glass mug with the caffeine molecule printed in lime green. Not microwave safe. Logo may rub off if put in dishwasher.
SIF Odin Sphere Gwendolyn Statue
This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 15 and up. Recommended for mature collectors. Greetings, Gwendolyn. How is the Valkyrie princess of Lord Odin today? From the popular Playstation 2 video game Odin Sphere. Astonishing Gwendolyn Statue features removable clothing! Greetings, Gwendolyn. Gorgeous Gwendolyn comes to you from the popular Playstation 2 video game Odin Sphere, where she is a Valkyrie princess of Ordyne (Lord Odin) in Ragnanival, the realm of the Demon Lord. Gwendolyn is now available as an astonishing 1:7 scale candy-resin/PVC statue for your collection! Japanese sculptor Yasuhiro Uchijima's work expresses the quiet and reserved side of Gwendolyn, while at the same time capturing the brave quality of her magical nature. This Gwendolyn Statue also features removable clothing... to reveal even more of her nature!
Zombie Survival Kit Lunch Box
Rule #1 of living in a land of zombies is Cardio. How do you fuel up for a lot of cardio? Carbohydrates. Gotta eat that pasta and those Twinkies if you're going to have the energy to stay on the run. And always remember, survival is a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it is a sprint, then you should definitely sprint. The Zombie Survival Kit Lunch Box is a metal lunch box ready to hold in all of your zombie fighting fuel. Pack it with Twinkies, Tactical Bacon, caffeinated gum, and energy drinks, everything you'll need to stay alive. Product Specifications It's a Zombie Survival Kit! Just kidding, it's a lunchbox. Can't it be both? Materials: Metal w/plastic handle Dimensions: 7.75" x 6.75" x 4"
"Science: We finally figured out that you could separate fact from superstition by a completely radical method: observation. You can try things, measure them, and see how they work! Bitches. The graph on the back of the shirt is data from the COBE mission, which looked at the background microwave glow of the universe and found that it fit perfectly with the idea that the universe used to be really hot everywhere. This strongly reinforced the Big Bang theory and was one of the most dramatic examples of an experiment agreeing with a theory in history -- the data points fit perfectly, with error bars too small to draw on the graph. It's one of the most triumphant scientific results in history. ""Science / It works, bitches."" on the front with the COBE graph on the back in white on a forest green 100% cotton t-shirt."
Like/Dislike Stamp Set
"History Time: The thumbs up/thumbs down gesture for approval/distaste (and which gesture means which) comes from Ancient Roman times - specifically, instructions to the gladiator on whether or not to spare his opponent. But here's the thing: the Latin term for this is Pollice verso, which translates to ""turned thumb."" If you consult the writings of old dead Roman people, you'll find even they contradict each other on which one is really approval and which is distaste. But, who cares: we of the present have decreed thumbs up to be good and thumbs down to be bad. And that's the model that the Like/Dislike Stamp Set perpetuates. Each Like/Dislike Stamp Set comes with two, self-inking stamps (that's why we call it a set). Use the Like stamp for things you like and the Dislike stamps for things you don't like. For instance: we like origami - so though we will probably crush the little paper swan, we're gonna stamp it with the Like stamp. We don't like TPS reports, so we'll save the Dislike stamp for that. And why did we provide these further instructions and examples for such a straight forward product? Simple: to fill up space. YAY. Get your Like/Dislike Stamp Set today, and ink up your future with your opinion tomorrow. Like/Dislike Stamp Set Set of two stamps - for every occasion. Self-inking, for your convenience. Set includes one of each stamp. Dimensions: 3"" x 1.25"" x 2.5"""
kate spade new york Woodland Park Elephant Salt & Pepper Set
Debuting this season, kate spade new york's whimsical Woodland Park collection features an array of playful animal curiosities. Named after Seattle's famous city zoo, this menagerie of charming creatures winks at convention in designg. Both whimsical and functional, this salt and pepper set makes a delightful gift, even to yourself.
Surviving the Zombie Outbreak
Ok, some think it will come via virus. Some think it will come from drugs or from outer space. Some think it will come from evil sorcery or other stuff we can't think of. But regardless how it starts, we all need to make sure we're prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse. Get your tools together, get your food stashed away, but more importantly, get this book: Surviving the Zombie Outbreak. Surviving the Zombie Outbreak assumes the zombie outbreak will be caused by a virus, but what it teaches applies to any sort of zombie uprising. You'll learn about firearms and weapons, what to wear, what NOT to wear, home defense, mission planning, working together with others, and even ethics of the new world order. Oh, and tons more. Surviving the Zombie Outbreak will make sure you're ready and prepared - and best yet, it's small enough to fit in your emergency bag. Keep a copy on you at all times and maybe, just maybe, you'll make it through this. We wish you luck.
Creative Hot Marks Tool Kit
Write, mark, melt, or stamp--this tool does it all! Just right for scrapbooking or practically any special craft project, this 16.5W, 120V heated tool includes decorative accessories galore. The point heats up to 750 degrees, making it idea to seal pouches, stamp papers, transfer images, or give surfaces a bold, burned look. Colorful packaging offers plenty of creative ideas.Made in China.
Spy Net Night Vision Recording Stealth Goggles w/128 MB Memory
Play time doesn't end in the daytime. With these Night Vision Recording Stealth Goggles, your kids can take after-dark adventures to a whole new level--and record all the action! Engineered with built-in infrared illuminators, these goggles turn night into day, providing the ability to see up to 50 feet in complete darkness! Your little ones can conduct covert ops, experience a fun new way to play old favorites like hide-and-seek, and have a blast with friends at sleepovers! Plus, using the included memory stick you can record up to 20 minutes of video with audio or up to 2000 still photos, so the whole family can review and re-live all the excitement right on the device itself. You can also use the USB port and cable to hook it up to your TV or computer for viewing and storage. Bring their imaginations to life. The ultimate holiday gift for your little secret agents, detectives, and superheroes. From Jakks.
Rudolph Red-Nosed Reindeer Pop Holiday Rudolph Vinyl Figure
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer will brighten your day 365-days a year! Adorable 4-inch stylized figure of Rudolph! Take this lovable reindeer home today! From Rankin Bass' classic movie, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer the adorable Rudolph comes to you in stylized vinyl form! With his bright-red nose, this energetic and happy reindeer will brighten up your spirits throughout the year! Ages 5 and up.
Ikki Tousen Kanu Unchou in Nurse Uniform Statue
Sexy nurse alert! Ikki Tousen's Kanu Unchou will nurse you along. The statue's stockings come in two different colors. Reflective base included! Feeling a little under the weather? This Kanu Unchou Statue can be your medicine as Ikki Tousen's Kanu nurses you along. The 1:8 scale PVC sculpture comes with interchangeable parts (her stockings come in two different colors) so you can dress her as you like, and a reflective base to help you enjoy Kanu from every angle. She's window boxed and ready to display. Buy this and sound the sexy nurse alert at your house!
Candy Cigarettes - Machismo
These candy cigarettes are made specifically for manly men. Women, children and sissies need not apply. Each 3-7/8 x 2 x 3/4 (9.8 cm x 5.1 cm x 1.9 cm) pack contains twelve 3-1/2 (8.9 cm) long sticks of orange-flavored candy that look somewhat like real cigarettes.
Ugly doll OX Keychain
What kind of name is OX? No, not like the animal OX, as in HUG and KISS! How can he hug you with such short arms? OX uses his ears! He's not a very good listener, but he puts his ears to good use in many other ways! OX is great at magic, and his best trick is turning your stuff into his stuff. His best buddy Wedgehead calls that stealing, but OX just wants to borrow things from you for a few hundred years. He promises to put everything back when he's done. What he wants to steal most are kisses, whether they're in the chocolate variety or just plain, and he promises to be your friend if you would lend him a hand, or an ear...or like Two Dollars! UGLY DOLL OX PLUSH KEYCHAIN IS 4". Recommended Age: 2 and up
Final Fantasy XIII Play Arts Kai Vanille Action Figure
Kotobukiya Video Game Action Figures - Final Fantasy XIII Play Arts Kai Vanille Action Figure - Item: KTO-80938-C
SIF EX To Heart 2 Tamaki Kousaka Statue
Maid uniform or lingerie? You decide for Tamaki Kousaka! Tamaki Statue from the illustration of the OVA box set. Tamaki will have you seeing red! Yamato presents the latest chapter in its Story! Image! Figure! EX collection of PVC statues featuring the maid's tale of Tamaki Kousaka from To Heart 2. Sculpted by the talented French Doll of Cerberus Project TM, this approximately 9-inch tall PVC statue of Tamaki Kousaka is cutely modeled after the illustration printed on the hug-pillow cover included in the exclusive OVA box set offered in Japan. Giving this figure a little extra spice, Tamaki's maid uniform is removable to reveal her lacey underwear! Comes window boxed with display base. Ages 18 and up.
Portal 2 Companion Cube Plush Keychain
"A new day has dawned. In your left hand, a hexahedral companion. In your right, the all-too-familiar tangle of cold, metallic keys. Resisting the urge to squee in public about the cube's sheer 'dorableness, you clear your throat and attempt to give the moment the gravitas it deserves. ""No loonnger will these metallic forms clamor freely, for a new member joins their ranks. One of opposing articulation and functionality. Welcome, Weighted Companion Cube, may you hang with diligence, may you sway with resolve, and may you exist as the epitome of shackled lovability, never to fear the fiery depths of the incinerator."" A single tear descends. ""Welcome… *sniffle* ...my friend."" Introducing a Weighted Companion Cube that you can hold in one hand. No more lugging! A friend among friends, his plush corners and stitched hearts will warm your heart and squish into your coat pockets. Why would anyone need a keychain this big? ""It won’t fit in my pocket,"" you say?! How dare you! HOW. DARE. YOU. Companion Cube has a heart you know, Six hearts, in fact. And he wants nothing more than for you to protect him in his squishy form just as he protected you in yours. Be his companion. He never asks for anything more than love and a bite of your cake. Product Specifications Portal 2 Weighted Companion Cube Plush Keychain A great gift for someone in need of unconditional love Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible Plush cube with embroidered details, stuffed with love and rainbows What does it do? It holds your keys. And loves you. It should not speak. If it does, disregard its advice. Dimensions: 3"" x 3"" x 3"""
Moebutsu Namida Nyorai Blue Enlightenment Statue
This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors. Embrace the blue enlightenment of this goddess! Namida Nyorai is from the popular Moebutsu series. Statue features removable clothing and a reflective display base! Prepare to be enlightened by Namida Nyorai! The popular Moebutsu series continues with Namida Nyorai in this candy-resin statue. Her cool-blue attire symbolizes basic The Blue Enlightenment and mercy. The resin sculpture features the blue-haired goddess in removable clothing, standing above a reflective display base. Namida Nyorai measures 8 1/2-inches tall and comes in a special window display box. Ages 18 and up.
Portal 2 Test Chamber Stickers
When your place is as messy as ours, warning labels become a necessity. At least if you value the well-being of the folks who visit you. Luckily, Portal showed us that handy dandy labels can help warn your friends of potential hazards like falling cubes, holes in the floor, or cake. (If the cake is a lie, that is certainly hazardous.) This sticker sheet contains 9 individual black and white stickers featuring the various types of hazards (and cake!) one might encounter in a test chamber. They are printed on vinyl with water and UV protective laminate, so they’re sturdy enough to hold up on the back of your car (or your walls, should they tend to get sunny and/or wet on a regular basis). Product Specifications Sticker sheet featuring the warning signs from Portal 2 Each sheet has 9 individual black and white stickers Printed on vinyl with water & UV protective laminate Sturdy enough to survive on the back of your car Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible Dimensions: 11” x 11” (for the whole sheet of 9 stickers)
Honey Blonde Eleanor Mercer Royal Black Version Statue
This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors. This Eleanor Mercer Royal Black Version Statue has a lot to smile about and so will you! Sexy sculpture based on the popular adult manga Honey Blonde. This figure features removable clothing. Order your Eleanor Mercer Statue today! This sexy Eleanor Mercer Statue has a lot to smile about and so will you! Based on the popular adult manga, the Honey Blonde Eleanor Mercer Royal Black Version 1:7 Scale Statue is sculpted from PVC and stands approximately 9-inches tall. What little clothing the poor girl brings with her is removable, which is sure to bring a grin to your face. Order your Eleanor Mercer Royal Black Version statue today! Ages 18 and up.
Plush - Wizard of Oz - Soft Doll Figure - Tin Tan
Travel over the rainbow with these plush from the land of Oz! Cuddly and retro-style! L. Frank Baum's beloved characters are ready for some love! Direct from the magical land of Oz, comes this adorable plush of Dorothy's caring companion - the Tin Man! Complete with the heart he received from the Wizard, the Tin Man is ready to add some love to your collection! Measures approximately 7-inches tall. Order yours today! Toys'R'Us acknowledges the true value collectors prize in rare items that ultimately add worth to a collection. Therefore, as a tribute to each of our collectors, Toys'R'Us presents a unique partnership with Entertainment Earth, Inc. to provide you with the ultimate collector assortment. This will include the newest, hard-to-find, and limited edition action figures, dolls, statues, bobble heads, novelty collectibles and more. Together, we'll now offer thousands of collector items along with a Mint Condition Guarantee on all Entertainment Earth items purchased on ToysRUs.com. Much like Toys'R'Us, Entertainment Earth is a worldwide multi-channel retailer. Since 1996, they have been a leader in the collector market, shipping millions of collectibles to thrilled collectors around the world.
Last Supper After Dinner Mints in Collectible Tin
Are the flavors of your last supper lingering too long? Freshen your palate with the miraculous breath-cleansing power of these Last Supper After Dinner Mints. Each collectible, 3 x 1-1/4 x -1/2 (7.6 cm x 3.2 cm x 1.3 cm) tin contains one hundred mints that you can share with your apostles!
Made Bride Yome Resin Statue
This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors. Maid Bride Yome has some heavy lifting to do! One sturdy table at her service! Translucent underwear! A sexy and Cute Maid Bride debuit in Comic book due to its high demand, but hear the better news for Figure Otaku! Her popularity does not stop there. A 3D figure based on the classic illustration of the Comic Cover by Aruchu Kigetsu is released by the hand of talented Masuo Ofude. The cast off parts such as apron and her underwear are made of quality plastic. Her body is made from fresh polystone which shows the natural skin color. The white apron is made from PVC and detachable. Partially some parts are not detachable. Her underwear is translucent (the sample image is showing white pvc and the material for the actual merchandise will change to half-see-through PVC). Statue measures 6 1/2-inches tall.
We love the look of this umbrella so much, we're gonna say it twice. That's why we call it our Umbrella Umbrella. If you were a corporation (with, say, multinational bioengineering / pharmaceutical interests) and you had to buy an umbrella, this would be the one you'd want. The red and white alternating panels? It just says "corporation" and "umbrella." Umbrella. Corporation. Doesn't that just have a nice ring to it? Really. What more could you want from an umbrella? Protection from the elements? It's got that, too! This is an automatic-opening, compact nylon umbrella with a metal handle and a 42 inch arc. It features a matte-black handle and black button on top. Plus, this one includes a flexible, black wrist strap, which is valuable when you're swinging it as a bludgeon against invading zombie hordes. You know. Like you do.
Uglydolls > Ice Bat Tin Keepsake Box
Uglydolls > Ice Bat Tin Keepsake Box
Doctor Who TARDIS Lunch Box
Can you imagine being like The Doctor and having to rediscover food every time you regenerate? It must be a bit like being a baby all over again. People say, "Here, try this!" You eye them suspiciously. You try the foodstuff and it's awful and you make hilarious faces. And like a baby, you probably end up enjoying combinations of foods that nobody else would think of - like fish fingers and custard. Even if your lunch plan doesn't involve Jelly Babies, The Doctor won't mind if you put it in his lunch box. Shaped like the top third of the TARDIS, this lunch box may in fact be bigger on the inside. We could certainly fit a lot of lunch food in it. Whether your Whovian is heading to the board room or the classroom, they'll love to carry their lunch in this classic meal lunch box. Product Specifications Limited edition TARDIS shaped lunch box Classic metal lunch box for fans of Doctor Who Holds more lunch food inside than you may think Tip: Carry the fish fingers and custard in separate containers, mix just before you intend to eat them. This prevents soggy fish fingers Dimensions: 8 5/8" wide x 6 3/4" tall x 4" deep (possibly deeper on the inside!)
Angry Birds On Thin Ice Game
Demolition is the name of the game. Whether it’s tearing down your 1950s kitchen or busting through some pig lairs, breaking stuff is fun with a capital FUN. But when it comes to Angry Birds... it’s clear that nobody appreciates the hard work that went into building all of those pig habitats. You just fling birds all willy-nilly and hit reload before the pigs start snickering at your failures. You need to learn a lesson, son. Build structures like a boss with the Angry Birds game On Thin Ice. It’s an exciting skill and action game based on the bestselling phone app and features two Angry Birds, three green pigs, a slingshot-style launcher, structure pieces and mission cards. Players draw a card and build the structure shown before their opponents launch an Angry Bird in an attempt to knock it, and the pigs down to win points. Bullet Headline For Ages 5 and up For 2-4 players Save the eggs so the birds aren’t angry anymore Build the structures, launch the birds, destroy the pigs Based on the bestselling phone game, Angry Birds Includes 2 Angry Birds, 3 green pigs, 1 slingshot-style catapult launcher, structure pieces and mission cards
Gloomy Bear Plush
"Sometimes, love just doesn't pan out like you think it should. You find someone who is beautiful and amazing and you just want to cuddle them day and night. And then they start hurting you by ruining the delicate balance of your Netflix queue, making Amazon suggest strange things you'd never buy, and hacking your WoW account and messing with your faction. Love hurts. It hurts so bad. Gloomy Bear wants to come home with you. He'll be all cute and cuddly for a little while, but beware: bears aren't supposed to be pets. When he grows to be over 6 feet tall and weighs as much as 2000 pomegranates, Gloomy is going to bite you to feast on your delicious blood. As long as you're cool with that, take him home and enjoy him for as long as love lasts. Product Specifications PLEASE NOTE: The Gloomy Bear Plush Without Blood is Not Photographed, but is the same color plush without blood on claws, chest and mouth. Gloomy Bear plush perfect for Valentine's Day or any special occasion The real Gloomy is over 6' tall and weighs as much as 2000 pomegranates This plush isn't quite so big (the shipping charges would be crazy if it were!) Dimensions: 12"" tall"
Swing-N-Slide Soaring Summerville Twist Swing Set
The Swing-N-Slide Soaring Summerville Twist Swing Set comes with twelve fun filled activities and is meant for kids between two to twelve years. It consists of two heavy-duty belted swing seats, four cast iron hangers, wave slide and a turbo tube slide. This ready to assemble set comes with stained cedar lumber, rapid-loc brackets, hardware required for installation, poly-coated 4x4 supports and a 10-foot swing beam. Meant only for residential backyard use, this set complies with or exceeds ASTM standards. Not available for commercial use.
Mechanical Kitty Coin Bank
Kittehs, they're devious. They have been plotting ways to get a cheezburger and since stealing one at the 4th of July party didn't work, they've come up with a new plan. Kittehs know geeks have money. They also know geeks love kittehs, especially kittehs that pop out of boxes. (The YouTubes, they've been studying them!) Thus goes the Kitteh Gets Cheezburger Master Plan. Kitteh will hide in a box. When dumb hooman puts a coin on the fishy food bowl on top of the box, kitteh will pop out, snatch coin, go back into box, meow cute-liek, count money silently. As hooman cannot resist the feedback, hooman will put coin after coin on the food bowl to watch the kitteh pop out and snatch it. Eventually, enough coin for cheezburger will be achieved. Win! Product Features Adorable mechanical kitty coin bank Put the coin in kitty's food bowl and it'll pop out of the box to steal it Kitty meows to thank you after it's stolen your money Dimensions: 11.5cm (H) x 12cm (W) x 10cm (D) Requires 2 AA batteries (not included) This is not a Japanese version as shown in the video below. The images are correct. Unless you are lucky enough to get some of the old stock with the Japanese version.
Ominous Visitor Shower Curtain
Driving through the countryside is a tradition in America. The open road is freedom, and pointing your nose to the horizon and going where destiny takes you can be an exhilarating experience. But when a long day of driving is done, visitors passing through Anytown, USA, often stop at roadside motels for the night, with a promise of a warm bed, soft pillow and a clean shower. The innkeepers are often charming people - kind, attentive, ever watchful... there for your every need. You may not even know that they're there. Watching. Waiting. Sometimes with a knife. You know, in case you need to carve a roast or something... in the shower. Those innkeepers are almost scary in their ability to surprise you with their generous hospitality. To that end, this PVC shower curtain is sure to remind you of such travels, that time when the innkeeper surprised your girlfriend in the shower, and the horrible bloody aftermath.
Karotz - Wifi Interactive Smart Rabbit
When thinking about the robots that will soon take over the world and become our dictators executioners benevolent overlords, we imagine things like the T-1000s, Cylons, The Manhunters, Omnius, the Cybermen, the Borg, the Lord of Blades, the Geth, and possibly Killbots. Only Monty Python fans expect disaster wrought by adorable white bunnies. Guess we'll be seeing you on Chiron Beta Prime. Karotz is the redesign of the popular Nabaztag rabbit you may remember seeing on ThinkGeek about 5 years ago. He's back and better than ever! Customize your Karotz with any of the 400 apps available (or code your own). Your bunny can inform you of what's shaking on your social networks, publish your status updates, play your favorite music, and even serve as a check-in point that emails you a photo of your child when they arrive home from school. If you're in a long distance relationship, you can "marry" two bunnies together and they'll mirror each other's ear motions no matter how far apart they are. Karotz speaks, sees, listens, obeys, and can teach you new things or enable your laziness. That's no ordinary rabbit. Product Specifications Karotz is the smartest electronic lagomorph on the block Speaks, sees, listens, obeys, and wiggles his ears to serve and entertain you Some things you can do with Karotz: Monitor your home from your iPad, iPhone, or Android phone. If you're a parent, you can have Karotz email or text you when your kids get home from school. Post to Facebook or Twitter just by talking to your Karotz, even pictures, videos, and music. Have Karotz read the internet to you. Wake up with Karotz, who will play you the song of your choosing Play and learn: Karotz is a polyglot and can teach you a new language Hook Karotz up to any of 400 apps (with more on the way) to simplify your life (or at least make it more fun!) Package contains: 1 smart Karotz rabbit 1 power supply with international adaptors 1 mini-USB cable 1 user's manual 2 recordable Flatnanoz (yellow and green) Technical specifications: Windows/Mac/Linux compatible Arm 9 Processor, 400 MHz, 64 MB RAM 256 MB Flash Memory Integrated microphone Integrated speakers Volume control Wi-Fi antenna Webcam RFID reader 1 USB 1.1 port 1 mini-USB port 1 LED 360 degree rotating ears Removable ears (magnetic) 1 push button 4 languages: French, English, German, Spanish Dimensions: 9.6 x 5 x 5"
Alessi Minou Purse Hook - Mirror Polished
Table hook for purses is made as a single piece, easy and pleasing to take hooked even on the outside of a purse as a decoration. The creator used the shape of a cat and it's long tail that hangs off the level of a table, as a hook. The cat rests setting on the table in full view signaling it's three-dimensional presence. Minou can turn with the purse without losing it's balance, exactly like a cat. Made of micro fused stainless steel. Design: Frederic Gooris, 2010 for Alessi, Italy. Approximate size: 4.25 x 2.25 .
Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction
With the advent of modern household products and office supplies (binder clips, clothespins, rubber bands, ballpoint pens, toothpicks, paper clips, plastic utensils, and matches) troublemakers (DIY'ers) of all stripes have the components needed to build an impressive, if somewhat miniaturized, arsenal. Detailed, step-by-step instructions for each project are provided, including materials and ammo lists, clear diagrams, and construction tips. Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction is your guidebook to conquering your workplace. In Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction, you'll find plans to build 35 devices of office warfare - including catapults, slingshots, minibombs, darts, and combustion shooters. You'll construct a tiny trebuchet from paper clips and a D-cell battery, wrap a penny in a string of paper caps to create a surprisingly impressive explosive, and convert champagne party poppers and pen casings into a three-barreled bazooka. Finally, plans are provided for a top secret concealing book to hide your stash, as well as targets (cardboard critters, big-headed aliens, and zombies) for shooting practice. Never let your cubicle, home office, or personal space go undefended again. Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction - FTW!
The Ex - Unique Knife Set and Holder
We'll get right to the point with this product - it's a wicked cool design for a knife holder and certainly a lot more edgy than the standard old block of wood. We're not sure who the designer might have been thinking of when he created this but we definitely like the results. And it includes five knives!. This unique artistic knife holder is made of heavy duty ABS plastic and will be the talk of the party! It's an innovative knife suspension system with individual protective knife sleeves for each blade. The five knives are made from heavy gauge durable stainless steel. The slots are magnetized to secure knives in the holder. Overall, we'd say The Ex Knife Set is very cutting edge!
Zombie Glass Decanter
We've always been perplexed by the expression, "Pour me a stiff one." Sure, the word stiff can mean potent or strong, which certainly describes hard liquor, but to us, stiff connotes things like death or at least the middle school sleepover game, Light As a Feather, Stiff As A Board. (Did you know that game has been played by kiddos since the 17th century? We found an account in the diary of our peep, Samuel Pepys!) Since we're not fans of death, but rather undeath, why don't you use this Zombie Decanter to pour us an undead one? After all, in slightly-more-than-moderate amounts, alcohol serves to dull our senses, slur our speech, and makes us stumble around, much like our zombie friends. This vessel closes with a cork stopper and will hold approximately 27 ounces of your favorite stupefying liquid. Just remember, you'll never survive the apocalypse if you're drunk, so drink responsibly, will ya? We need you on our survival team. Product Specifications Glass decanter in the shape of a zombie head Features sagging skin, exposed brains, and bad teeth Closes with a cork stopper (included) Fill it with 27 ounces of your favorite beverage Drink responsibly - we need you on our zombie survival team
Time is an illusion - lunchtime, doubly so. The truth is, time is an arbitrary construct created by limited beings trying to make sense of causality. We perceive time as a sequence of events in a progressive chain of cause and effect. Were we to lose our perspective of cause and effect, time would lose meaning entirely, and it would seem to sag and melt like soft cheese left out in the sun - metaphorically speaking, of course...
Inanimate Character Stickers
"We do it every day, though mostly without thinking about it - we get angry at the stapler that mangled our presentation, or the phone when it can't get a signal. We say we ""love this coffee mug,"" and sometimes we even imagine a face on the clock on the wall. It's called anthropomorphizing, and it's where we imbue human characteristics to inanimate objects. But are they really inanimate? Certain mythologies suggest that the more we use and include these objects in our daily lives, the more connected they become with our lives, thoughts and feelings. They are pleased when we use them, and are sad when they're discarded. Think back to that stuffed monkey doll you had when you were a kid. You threw him away one day, and there he sits - vacuously staring at rotting garbage in a landfill for all eternity. Not very nice at all! So some of these objects can be construed as to have a personality. Why not make it official? Stick a couple of googly eyes, and a goofy grin on a coffee mug, and hey-presto! Your happy smilin' coffee-buddy is happy to let you drink from his skull! That letter-scale looks a little like Domokun, doesn't he? I think that tape dispenser has something evil on his mind… Hmm… Two sheets of eyes and mouths in various shapes, sizes and expressions, more than 100 stickers, are waiting for you to give life to the lifeless. That's sorta godlike!"
Polluted Toxic Waste Glasses
Unless you're ingesting only pure rainwater and distilled pure grain alcohol, you're ingesting poison. That's right, Mandrake. Just like the global communist conspiracy, anything you drink will infiltrate and corrupt from within. That's why we're strong believers in total commitment. As long as you're going to drink poison, you may as well make sure your drinking vessel of choice makes it look the part. Sure, we all have hard jobs - Ice-cream Fluoridation Administrator, Director of Survival Mineshafts, Nuclear Rodeo Cowboy - but at the end of the day, we could all use a drink, amirite? So grab your highball, and pour yourself a nice tall glass of something tasty. Oh, and if you can make it green and slightly radioactive, even better. These glasses look the part, alright. Each set of two glasses look like little 55 gallon drums except they're just twelve ounces, and they're made of borosilicate glass. Still, with the nuclear hazard logo etched in the side, and filled with some sort of green luminescent liquid on-the-rocks, they're guaranteed to be the hit of the party.
Grow Your Own Sweet Leaf
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, But Stevia is about 300 times as sweet as sugar, and is zero calories. YAY! Sugar makes everything taste better, but sometimes you don't want all the calories associated with the delicious white powder. Or, perhaps, you have to limit your sugar intake for medical reasons. One easy solution is Stevia - a naturally sweet plant, sometimes called sweet leaf. It's so sweet, in fact, it's about 300 times as sweet as sugar. And now you can grow your own, with this aptly titled Grow Your Own Sweet Leaf kit. Each Grow Your Own Sweet Leaf kit has everything you need to grow your own sweeties (except for water, sunlight, and show tunes). This kit is great for science projects, enhancing your DIY cooking supplies, or as a gift. Imagine what you can tell someone when you give them the gift of a Grow Your Own Sweet Leaf kit: ""I'm giving this to you because you're hundreds of times sweeter than sugar."" See? So get a Grow Your Own Sweet Leaf kit now, and add some sweetness to your life. Grow Your Own Sweet Leaf Everything you need to grow your own Stevia plant. Stevia plants are up to 300 times as sweet as sugar. Stevia makes a great sweetener, especially for those with special dietary restrictions (diabetics, weight management, allergies, etc.). Includes: Stevia Seeds, Terrarium with Lid, Background Card, Planting Stake, Gravel, Planting Mixture, and Instructions/Information Sheet. Terrarium Dimensions: 5.6"" x 3"" x 6""."
Sneakiest Uses for Everyday Things
From alternative energy simulations to sneaky animated origami to paper airplane experiments, Sneakiest Uses for Everyday Objects is jam-packed with engaging and educational projects for the wannabe detectives, scientists, and adventurers in us all. This book is volume 3 in the awesome Sneaky Uses series by famed author and gadget-man, Cy Tymony...
Beautiful Doodles (Paperback)
Similar to the successful Do You Doodle? , Nellie Ryan’s Beautiful Doodles invite every kid to enter and play-no pressure! On each of the generous-sized pages Ryan prompts doodlers with playful text and whimsical line drawings. From there doodlers go on a liberating flight of fancy. There are over 100 pages to complete and create in this book that is irresistible to kids eager to enjoy its spirit of adventure, imagination, creativity, and all things beautiful!
Star Trek Interactive Tribbles
In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming effect on the nervous systems of humanoids - well most humanoids, anyway. They were called tribbles. These tribbles, when they're not busy being cute and purring, were prodigious breeders. As one country-doctor once quipped, "Well, the nearest thing that I can figure is that they're born pregnant - which appears to be quite a time-saver!" In fact, their ability to multiply is so incredible, they can fill an entire cargo hold in three days - that's one million, seven-hundred seventy-one thousand, five hundred sixty one tribbles... assuming one tribble with an average litter of ten producing a new generation every twelve hours. That's some impressive breeding, right there. It would make any man want to high-five any tribble, except tribbles don't have arms. These tribbles, however, are genetically altered to be sterile. In fact, ThinkGeek will guarantee that, should our tribbles somehow begin to multiply, we will dispatch someone to remove the infestation from your starship or space-station - even if it takes seventeen-point-nine years.
"Okay, water is awesome. We can’t deny that. And perhaps its best feature is that it can freeze (You know that ""ice"" stuff? That's made of water!). And not to mention that when frozen, it's practically perfect for warm beverages. But wait, there's a catch! If the temperature doesn't stay below freezing, then the hard water starts to melt and your drink becomes all watery and doesn't taste good anymore. It's all very scientific stuff. You wouldn’t understand. Luckily, a few great soapstone workers in Perkinsville, Vermont have created Whiskey Stones. These little ice-imitators are specially designed to put a slight chill in your Whiskey. All you do is put them in the freezer for a few hours and then pop a couple into a glass of single malt. Once you're done, rinse, dry and do it all over again! And no need to worry about a watery drink, because these stones don't dilute (that’s the best part). Dylan Thomas would've loved these things. We hope you will too."
The Girls' Ghost Hunting Guide
This bright, interactive journal is for tweens who are no longer content to watch movies or read about ghosts online, but are ready to jump into the paranormal fray themselves. With workbook pages, ghost stories, quizzes, sidebars, and interviews with ghost hunters, this illustrated guidebook gives girls the tools to safely explore the unknown using everyday household items. Consumable.
Rich Larsons Haunted House of Lingerie Volume 2
Rich Larson's scantilly clad cuties do their best to escape the clutches of monsters.
LED Jellyfish Mood Lamp
Blackbeard was just about the most ruthless pirate ever. His management style was unique, to say the least. If one of his crew misbehaved, he would drop them in a large tank full of jellyfish and delight as the jewels he kept at the bottom of the tank reflected different colors into the ballet of agony that played out before him. According to the infamous pirate's diaries, it really calmed his nerves, too. Wow...
Daniels Wood Land Monkey Mansion Outdoor Wood Tree Playhouse
Fun exciting and unique tree houseCrafted from redwood cedar and douglas firHouse sits atop a hollowed-out recycled logIncludes swing monkey bars slide and much moreAvailable in Standard or Deluxe models. Uniquely crafted you'll make lasting memories with your kids in the Storybook Monkey Mansion. With a tire swing monkey bars a seven-foot turbo slide and so much more your kids will spend hours outside playing and using their imaginations. Perfect for secret tree house club meetings picnic lunches sleepovers and even a date night for Mom and Dad this tree house will be a favorite hangout for years to come. Complete with a balcony trap door monkey bars and more the kids can never say they're bored again! Fun crooked windows a charming shake shingled roof and a cartoonish smokestack give the Monkey Mansion a whimsical comical look that everyone will love. Features of the standard model Monkey Mansion Playhouse: Real standard hollow log - approx. 4-feet diam. Basic tree House 1 belt swing Left side 6 x 5 foot balcony Left side spiral turbo slide Left side tire swing Right side roof dormer Right side monkey bars Right side log window 4 crooked windows Rust accent package 4 x 5 foot standard clubhouse floor Clubhouse trap door Log porch Measures 27W x 11.6D x 15H feet In addition to what's listed above the deluxe model Monkey Mansion has these extra or enhanced features: Real oversized hollow log - approx. 5-feet diam. Oversized 5 x 6 foot club house floor Oversized 6 x 6 foot balcony Rear stair case with landing 2 belt swings Measures 28W x 12D x 15H feet All of our tree houses have two main pieces: the playhouse and the log. The entrance is made from an actual fallen old log which is hollowed out with a chainsaw and the house which is crafted from redwood or cedar is on top. To get in simply enter the door on the log climb the ladder and go through the trap door to find yourself inside. These playhouses are an amazing addition to your landscaping whether or not you have kids! Each tree house is unique in its own way because no two logs are exactly alike. The tree houses average 15-feet tall and the logs average 4-feet in diameter and while a bit snug there is more than enough room for a large adult to climb inside and stand up straight. You will need to have a forklift for the day of delivery and installation.
Dreamlights Fireflies in a Jar
"As the days get longer, and the nights get warmer, people are venturing outside their doors and enjoying the moonlight. As they walk down streets and paths, the flickering lights of fireflies are hard to miss. During some summers, trees would light up with more fireflies than there were stars in the heavens, turning the whole sky upside-down. As kids, many of us ran through our parents' back yards, collecting fireflies in jars. They'd flicker inside, blinking out their little buggy code to each other. We would wonder what their bioluminescent blinkenlights were actually saying. Were they discussing the merits of Proust? Perhaps engaging in a rabid defense of French Existentialist poetry in an age of materialism and excess. No - nothing that heady. In fact, their gentle flickering communicates their ability to mate and their location - the entomological equivalent of ""Hey baby! Yo! Over here, good-lookin'! Yo!"" Of course, unless you're an 8-year old boy, or an entomologist, bugs are kinda icky, so handling them may not be your favorite thing to do. Also, there's the cruelty factor of shaking a jar full of bugs giving them tiny buggy concussions in an effort to stimulate their bioluminescence simply for the joy of a child who, in a few short minutes, will lose interest in favor of their Nintendo DS and some new Pokemon title. So where bugs fail us, robots fill in. These robots come in the form of tiny LEDs inside a frosted glass lantern. During the day, the lantern soaks up the energy of the sun, and during the night the little robot bugs glow, flickering and throbbing like real fireflies. You can set them to glow as long as they have power, or only when you shake the lantern. Don't worry about harming the little fellas - they aren't real. Your karma is safe. So traipse across your moonlit garden again, like you did when you were a kid. Set it on your night stand to offer a soft soothing glow while you sleep, or just take a walk using the lantern as cool illumination as you go. The fireflies won't mind - in fact, they'll probably come to check out the hot little robotic numbers inside. Ooh yeah, baby. Features Glass lantern full of flickering LED ""fireflies"" Rechargeable solar batteries keep your lights going for many hours Switchable to glow when it gets dark, or when you shake the jar Soothing light that's cruelty free! 4 inches in diameter, 5 3/4 inches tall"
Desktop Carnivorous Plant Set
Here at ThinkGeek, we truly understand you have needs. Especially at work where minutes often last hours and hours become days. You need to be entertained, you don't want your neurons to prematurely atrophy. You crave stimulation. You crave a Carnivorous desktop plant set. Perfect for the casual office worker who delights in watching insects slowly meet their makers as they are painfully digested by an engaging variety of meat-sucking flora. Nothing quite like it...
Doctor Who Talking Plush
"The Doctor's made several trips to parallel universes over his 900+ years, including one in which the Roman Empire got tired of conquering just Earth and started expanding to other planets and universes. We'd like to hope there's a parallel universe out there where the Daleks are snuggly and adorable and ""EXTERMINATE"" means ""EXTERMINATE THE UNHAPPINESS - WITH HUGS."" Surely, if such a universe existed, the Doctor would fly there in his overstuffed huggable TARDIS and meet these Dalek for tea, Jelly Babies, and Jammy Dodgers. These plush are the first in a series of officially licensed Doctor Who plush for the new series. They are all about 9"" tall and pleasantly overstuffed, especially the TARDIS (since there's so much on the inside, you know!). Squeeze the TARDIS and you'll hear its signature flight sounds as the light on top flashes. The Daleks (in red and blue) will tell you that you are their enemy and they want to exterminate you, but remember, in the parallel universe, it just means they'd fancy a snuggle. Product Specifications WARNING: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not for children under 3. Squeeze these Doctor Who plush toys to hear them come to life We love how the TARDIS looks overstuffed (it has a lot on the inside, duh!) Daleks come in your choice of red or blue, plush with plastic rivets TARDIS is plush with a plastic flashing light on top Dalek phrases include: ""EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"" ""You are an enemy of the Dalek. You must be destroyed."" TARDIS makes TARDISy noises like ""Vworp vworp vworp."" Officially licensed Doctor Who collectibles Dimensions: approx. 9"" tall"
Ordinary folks can construct 13 awesome ballistic devices in their garage or basement workshops using inexpensive household or hardware store materials and this step-by-step guide. Clear instructions, diagrams, and photographs show how to build projects ranging from the simple, to the more complex, to the offbeat. Learn how to annoy your neighbors and amaze your friends by building such things as: a match-powered rocket, a tennis ball mortar, and a pneumatic missile. With a strong emphasis on safety, the book also gives tips on troubleshooting, explains the physics behind the projects, and profiles scientists and extraordinary experimenters such as Alfred Nobel, Robert Goddard, and Isaac Newton. Backyard Ballistics is indispensable for the legions of backyard toy-rocket launchers and fireworks fanatics who wish every day was the fourth of July.
Cooking for Geeks Cookbook
Are you the innovative type, the cook who marches to a different drummer? Are you used to expressing your creativity instead of just following recipes? Are you interested in the science behind what happens to food while it's cooking? Do you want to learn what makes a recipe work so you can improvise and create your own unique dish? Do you enjoy paragraphs made only of questions? Read on, then? Cooking for Geeks is more than just a cookbook...
Do you sip your coffee from a demitasse? Is your pinky extended? Gah! Coffee should be strong, black and chewy! It should strip paint and frighten small children. Finally, it should be drunk from a vessel that is worthy of the finest caffeinated beverage on the planet. Any mug you dare drink coffee from should be big enough to hold 20 ounces of Joe, and be big and heavy enough to use as a melee weapon should the Zombie Apocalypse finally come. Your wish is our command, bitches. This mug's handle is shaped like a face-smashing set of brass-knuckles, and will put anyone around you on notice: I'm drinking my coffee, dammit. Interrupt me at your own physical peril.