Geek Inside Maternity Shirt
Is your body the staging area for a future geek? Or do you know a gestating female mammal who's growing her own? Celebrate the miracle of birth with our Geek Inside shirt, logo emblazoned in white on future mom's belly. There'll be no question of what sort of toys to buy the little tyke with this guidance. Break out the USB-powered crib mobile, the Hoberman blocks, and the caffeine-laced pacifier. These are maternity shirts, a 100% cotton combed ringspun jersey in black with the Geek Inside logo in white across the belly. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 38 in. 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. Waist 40 in. 42 in. 46 in. 50 in. Front Length 25 1/2 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 1/2 in. 28 1/2 in. Hip 46 in. 48 in. 52 in. 56 in.
Book Was Better, The Babydoll
Our customers are thorough. Y'all are the sorts of people who will read the book, see the movie, and heatedly debate the merits of the two against each other. And, let's be honest, words rock. The book generally wins. Your own personal imagination trumps Michael Bay's any day. (Also, it generally involves fewer gratuitous explosions.) Using our highly scientific method of Google search results returned, we are relieved to see that the Internet agrees with us. We were a little concerned at first: search terms: movie was better = 2,210,000,000 results search terms: book was better = 2,040,000,000 results Oh wait. We're probably picking up references like "this movie was better than the last one." Let's refine that a little. search terms: "movie was better" + book = 754,000 results search terms: "book was better" + movie = 1,160,000 results That's more like it. We mentioned this was highly scientific, right? And by that we mean we used a Bunsen burner. Because it was there. This shirt is graced with the simple statement "The book was better." White ink on a black, babydoll (fitted) shirt.
Photosynthesis UV-Sensitive Ladies' Shirt
Everybody likes photosynthesis. It's hard not to if you breathe. When we saw the new UV-sensitive ink, we knew what we had to use it for. Plus, printing the formula for photosynthesis on a shirt that reacts to sunlight is our super sneaky way of getting more Vitamin D into our customers. Here's how the shirt reads: 6CO2 + 6H2O + photons -> C6H12O6 + 6O2 Leaves and roots grow out of the formula when the shirt is exposed to UV light. The leaves and roots are visible but very faint indoors. The whole glorious mess is printed on an eco-friendly 100% certified organic cotton, 4.3 oz. natural (off-white) ladies' shirt. For maximum life of the design, machine wash cold, inside out. Do not iron. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 31 in. 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 42 in.
I Love My Geek Women's Classic Cut
Looking for the perfect gift for your girlfriend, wife, or even your mom? How 'bout the "I love my geek" shirt? It pretty much speaks for itself, and proves to the world that geeks really are lovable! I [heart] my geek on a black, 100% cotton ladies' shirt. Looser cut than the babydoll tee, this is considered a "classic cut". It's styled for women, but is not tight or fitted. This shirt fits like Huge Tracts of Land. Here's the babydoll cut version of this shirt if you'd prefer a smaller / more fitted shirt. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL XXL Chest 37 in. 39 in. 42 in. 45 1/2 in. 49 1/2 in. Length 24 1/2 in. 25 in. 25 3/4 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 in. Women's US Size 4-6 8-10 12-14 16-18 20-22
Batman Hockey Stripe Fitted Ladies' Tee
They originally printed this shirt on powder blue. We decided to wait until they came to their senses before picking it up. Now that it's available in traditional black, we're happy to offer this to all the gadget-loving geek women out there. Utility belt not included. Distressed Batman logo on a black babydoll (fitted) shirt with grey and yellow stripes on the sleeves. Note that this is longer in length than our standard fitted tees. 100% cotton. One of these things is not like the others: Be aware that the Superman Hockey Stripe Babydoll is 50% cotton / 50% polyester, which means it will shrink less in the washer and dryer than the others. Listed in juniors sizing. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in.
Doctor Who Her Universe TARDIS Tunic Tank
This cobalt blue tunic tank features a full front design of the TARDIS. Wear it to a costume party, or as a daily sign of your love for all things Doctor Who. 95% cotton; 5% spandex Wash cold; dry low Made in USA Listed in junior sizes
Doctor Who Bow Ties Are Cool Girls T-Shirt
This fitted navy blue tee features a front screen design with text that reads "Bow Ties Are Cool." 100% cotton Wash cold; dry low Imported Listed in junior sizes
Superhero Caped Socks - Batman
Your socks are one of the few places you can secretly be geeky that still allow you to show your geekiness off if your audience earns it. Geeky underwear, not so much. At least, well, unless you have to moon the folks in question. And although the Superman shirt reveal is awesome, you end up spending a lot of time reattaching buttons to all your dress shirts instead of fighting crime.Geeky socks are a lot more subtle, even ones with frickin' capes attached to them...
Pi by Numbers Fitted Ladies' Tee
What is Pi? Some might define it as the ratio of a circle's circumference divided by its diameter. Others might think it's an irrational number that's impossible to know completely. Still others might think it's a mystical, transcendental, almighty number that will only finally be revealed when society as a whole puts on a bunch of purple felt jump suits and hitches a ride on a nearby comet. Those people aren't reading this description though. They are browsing the howtothinklikeaflower...
Keep Calm and Don't Blink Fitted Ladies' Tee - Royal Blue, M
We love us some good contingency planning. And Britain has that in spades. When everything goes all pear-shaped, there's a plan for that. Nazis taking over? Yep. We got the poster. London overrun by Weeping Angels? You bet. Get your caffeine and cartoon toothpicks right here. Keep Calm and Don't Blink and a little TARDIS printed in white on a blue, babydoll (fitted) shirt. Listed in juniors sizes. Size Chart S M L XL XXL Chest 33 in. 35 in. 37 in. 39 in. 41 in. Length 25 in. 26 in. 27 in. 28 in...
Wonder Woman Costume Babydoll
In the past we've shied away from carrying superhero logo costume-style t-shirts. When you can find Green Lantern or the Flash on the racks at your local SuperChainMart, that's a product ThinkGeek doesn't need to pick up. And then we saw these. They're unique. We knew we had to carry them for our crowd of female comic book fans. They're not subtle, but they're also not over the top. These are costumey without being cosplay. Basically, depending on how you accessorize the shirt, you can play up or down its kitchiness. Red, 100% cotton shirt with the Wonder Woman logo, belt and the top of the stars printed off the bottom hem of the shirt. The back is blank. Note that this is longer in length than our standard babydolls. It comes down around your hips for the full costume-but-not-costume effect. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in.
Bazinga! Fitted Ladies' Tee - Red, XL
Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we are huge fans of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. We would like to posit a hypothesis we have developed re: its popularity: the number of viewers is directly proportional to the quantity of "bazingas" in the season. To wit, Season 1 Bazinga Quotient: 0 Viewers (in millions): 8.34 Season 2 Bazinga Quotient: 3 Viewers (in millions): 10.01 Season 3 Bazinga Quotient: We stopped counting at 15. Viewers (in millions): 14...
Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya Babydoll
"We hate going to events that require nametags. We don't like encouraging strangers to talk to us. Plus, we always forget to take the damn thing off when we walk out of whatever it was that required the nametag, so we're headed home, stopping by the grocery store, accidentally encouraging the produce manager to address us by name. Which is just creepy. The one exception would be if you had a really long name such as Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim bus stop F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel. Or if you had something complicated you had to say with your introduction, such as, ""Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."" Saying that over and over gets tedious (just ask Count Rugen). So in this case, we figure we can condone the use of nametags. Just this once. Black babydoll (fitted) shirt with white and red ""Hello my name is..."" sticker over the chest, with Inigo Montoya's full spiel wedged in there."