Sizzling Bacon Kitchen Towel
"One time, a customer ""complained"" about a perceived overabundance of bacon products on ThinkGeek. ""Why so bacon?"" he asked. Why? Because WE LOVE IT. And it's clear that the majority of you love it, too. We'll continue being bacon until there's a new bacon, which we think is highly unlikely given the perfection of the current bacon. Introducing a ThinkGeek exclusive, the Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel! Got greasy hands? Wipe them off on bacon. After all, if pigs are the cleanest animals, then bacon is the cleanest meat. Right? Right. (Don't overthink it.) Guaranteed to make your hands dry, not greasy, the Sizzling Bacon Dish Towel will make you smile every time you have to do the dishes. Product Specifications Clean your hands with the cleanest of meats Materials: 100% polyester Yes, it's machine washable! Dimensions: approx. 37.40"" x 9.84"""
Architec Eco Smart Bamboo Cutting Board, Size: 9x12
Gripping feet ensure safe and effective use. Made of 100-percent recycled materials. Eco-friendly woods offer equal durability as hardwoods. Construction process secures grippers without glue. Recommended hand wash only. Available in a variety of sizes. About ArchitecEstablished in 2000, Architec Housewares focuses on a constant commitment to innovation and understanding of the unique goals of specific vendors. Supplying products to vendor a-listers such as Crate & Barrel, Williams Sonoma, Macy's, Bed, Bath & Beyond, and Linens N Things, Architec has established itself as an innovative company that strives for greatness, delivers reliable products, and advances growth in its fields with the needs of customers in mind. Size: 9x12.
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