Cat Owner's Manual
You've broken the news to your kitteh that cheezburger is not cat fud. But when your kitty starts tearing up the furniture, spraying on the walls, and getting in a battle royale with your toddler, what's a cat owner to do? They don't exactly give you a handy dandy user manual when you buy a cat. If you buy an electronic gadget, it comes with a great manual in English, Spanish, French, Chinese, and Japanese. Sure, most of the time we just chuck it to the side and start tinkering, but sometimes, we have to reference it for the trickier parts. The Cat Owner's Manual is written in the technical style you know and love from those electronic gadgets you own and it's full of photos and diagrams that look like they come from our favorite furniture store for college kids and divorced men. (You know the one - if you don't have a home, you can buy one there.) Celebrated veterinarian Dr. David Brunner teams up with acclaimed author Sam Stall to provide a book chock full of useful advice for both new and experienced cat owners. Start out with the "parts list" (in which we learn that nipples are preinstalled docking ports for peripherals, but are inoperable in male models due to circuitry), move on to the many makes and models, home installation, programming, fuel requirements, maintenance, and much more.
Dart Automatic Pet Laser Toy
Since we've already given our children handheld video game systems for self-amusement, we now turn to the automagical entertainment of our pets. After all, with all the damage we're doing to our median nerve typing on a computer all day, the last thing we need to do is pick up a laser pointer and twirl our wrist about. Ouch! Clearly, the gods invented technology so we could sit on our butts and be lazy and let technology amuse our little ones, furry or otherwise. The Dart is an automatic rotating laser light that will delight the feline or canine in your life. And if we're being honest (scout's honor!) it's pretty amusing for people, too. Place Dart on a level and stable surface (oh hai, floor!), turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations. Our personal favorite is using it to distract the kitties when the humans are going to bed. By the time the timer shuts off the Dart, all the humans are snuggled in bed and asleep behind closed doors. Do we miss the snuggles? Yes. Do we miss pointy paws between our ribs and being meowed in the face at 5 am? Not so much. Product Specifications Automatic rotating laser light for hours of pet amusement Exercises and entertains - great for fat cats and chubby pups Variable speed settings, from tortoise to kitten-high-on-'nip Adjustable timer saves battery life by shutting Dart off automatically after 10, 15, or 20 minutes 16 exciting play combinations keeps pets on their paw pads! 360 degree laser patterns for round and round excitement Batteries: 3 AA (not included)
Alessi Tigrito Cat Bowl
Alessi Tigrito Cat Bowl-Home
PETCO Puffy Round Cat Bed in Chocolate Brown, 16 Diameter X 5 H
Petco Puffy Round Cat Bed in Chocolate BrownOur Petco Round Puffy Cat Bed will surround your cat in softness. Perfectly sized for any cat, this bed has fiberfill pillows that give your feline 360 of decadent comfort. The plush warm inside is paired with a smooth microfiber shell and soft neutral colors for a sophisticated look.