We love the look of this umbrella so much, we're gonna say it twice. That's why we call it our Umbrella Umbrella. If you were a corporation (with, say, multinational bioengineering / pharmaceutical interests) and you had to buy an umbrella, this would be the one you'd want. The red and white alternating panels? It just says "corporation" and "umbrella." Umbrella. Corporation. Doesn't that just have a nice ring to it? Really. What more could you want from an umbrella? Protection from the elements? It's got that, too! This is an automatic-opening, compact nylon umbrella with a metal handle and a 42 inch arc. It features a matte-black handle and black button on top. Plus, this one includes a flexible, black wrist strap, which is valuable when you're swinging it as a bludgeon against invading zombie hordes. You know. Like you do.
Doctor Who Diecast Master's Pocket Watch
When we think of pocket watches, we often think of old relics carried by old men. And we suppose that Time Lords are "old men" in the sense that they are 900+ years old. When a Time Lord wants to hide, all he need do is use the Chameleon Arch and store his memories and biology in a fob watch. When he's ready to recall his identity, it's just a matter of opening the watch, that is, if you can get through the perception filter...
The earliest gyroscope-style instrument was written about in 1817 and electric motors in the 1860s lead to the first indefinitely spinning gyroscopes and the gyrocompass. Nowawdays, we've harnessed the power of the gyroscope in our iPhones and gaming systems (Wii Motion Plus and Nintendo 3DS.) Oh... and airplanes use them. But you can't shouldn't play with airplanes. At least that's what our parole officer tells us...
Game of Thrones 1/6 Scale Iron Throne Limited Edition Replica
"What's that you say? You wanted the life size Iron Throne but you just didn't have a spare 30 grand under your mattress? Or maybe you did have a spare $30k but wanted to spend it on something ""sensible"" like a car, child care, or college tuition? We understand. While running ThinkGeek is awesome and fun, none of us are rich as a Lannister. This replica of the Iron Throne is a more reasonable size -- 14"" tall -- and won't consume your life savings. It may consume your soul, but that's just a risk you have to take if you're going to win the game of thrones. This extremely detailed sculpt features every sword from the full sized throne. Sculpted from resin, it is hand finished and hand-painted. It's sure to be a conversation piece in your home or office. Product Specifications Replica of the Iron Throne from Game of Thrones Officially licensed HBO Game of Thrones series collectible Sculpted of resin, hand-finished and painted Not a single sword has been overlooked! No need to be a Lannister to afford a throne of your own Dimensions: 14"" tall & 23 lbs. (yes 23)"
Mass Effect Play Arts Kai Deluxe Figures
"""An ancient alien race, known only as ""Reapers"", has launched an all-out invasion leaving nothing but a trail of destruction in their wake. Earth has been taken, the galaxy is on the verge of total annihilation, and you are the only one who can stop them. The price of failure is extinction."" Excited Declaration. We have deluxe figures from Mass Effect that are really great. Humorous Sarcasm. If you don't think that these figures are great, you should seriously GTFO. Serious Statement. These figures recreate the key players from Mass Effect in exacting detail. Morose Rumination. Unless, of course, you played the female Shepard, in which case you'll find this version quite male. Earnest Apology. We're sorry about that. Serious Statement. You can choose from many of your favorite characters. Each features detailed paint and multiple points of articulation. Sincere Endorsement. We're sure you'll love them as much as we do. Product Specifications Exciting figures based on the Mass Effect video games Fully articulated, sculpted and painted with attention to detail Recreate your favorite scenes from Mass Effect 3 Each figure has two sets of hands to hold various weapons Shepard: Omniblade, N7 Valkyrie Rifle, N7 Eagle Pistol Garrus: M-15 Vindicator Rifle, M-29 Incisor Sniper Rifle Ashley: M-8 Avenger Rifle, M-23 Katana Shotgun Officially licensed Mass Effect 3 collectibles Dimensions: Ashley and Sheapard are about 8"" tall, Garrus is about 9"""
Portal 2 Companion Cube Tin Lunch Box
It happens often: you're running around with your portal gun, holding onto the companion cube for dear life while hundreds of rounds of bullets bounce off your friend as he protects you. You see your destination and realize there's a half dozen turrets pointed in that direction. You sprint forward and accidentally throw your companion cube, or drop it. GAME OVER. But the beauty of having the companion cube is that it's tough, it's durable and it's always there with you, even after a test gone horribly wrong. You're running to class, work, or some place where you have to bring your own lunch. There are no turrets, no incinerators, and no giant pits, but there are other people, the sidewalk, and cars. Someone bumps into you and you slip, launching your precious Portal 2 Companion Cube Tin Lunch Box skyward. Don't fret, it's made of durable tin and as it meets the concrete, it may get a bit scratched up, but its contents are safe and sound and ready to be picked back up and loved, at least until you gnash them with your teeth. Product Specifications: Bulletproof lunchbox! But not really. It's just super durable. Durable, sturdy tin structure with plastic handle Super adorable... a-DURABLE. (Ha ha, we slay ourselves.) Dimensions: 8" x 8" x 8"
Alien Facehugger Plush by ThinkGeek
Don’t you wish there was someone, or something, at home that loved you unconditionally? The Alien Facehugger Plush can do just that! As soon as this little guy sees you he’ll try to jump up and give you a giant smooch. He loves you so much that he'll refuse to let go! He even told us that he wants to give you a super sweet present called a Xenomorph. We don’t know what that is, but it sounds pretty thoughtful. Who knows? Maybe it'll be another pet that is BURSTING with love... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
PRO Multi-Color LED Lighting Kit
If you have a kitchen that's a bit too dark or a collectibles room that needs light in all the right places, you're going to love the Pro Multi-Color LED Lighting Kit. It's made by the same folks who make the non-Pro version, which we already know and love. The Pro set is just more of the same great thing, and includes extra color controls, including two holiday sets (red/green and red/white/blue). This Multi-Color LED Lighting Kit makes it so easy to dress up any area of your home or office with functional and fun lighting. Illuminate your shelves to display your prized collectibles. Shine some lights under your kitchen cabinets. Turn your bedroom into a dance party zone. An easy-to-use 44 button remote lets you quickly change color schemes, dim or brighten, or switch between four preset dazzling lighting displays to create the perfect atmosphere. Did we mention you can install it in just minutes without any tools? Yep, stop reading and start figuring out where you're going to install these babies. Product Specifications Add light and color to any area of your living space Illuminate and accent cabinets, toe-kicks, pantries, closets, book and garage shelves and much more 20 preset colors (plus white) to choose from, match your decor or mood 3 RGB up-down arrow keys to create custom colors Holiday keys let you get festive for Christmas or the 4th of July Eco-friendly and energy-saving: At peak illumination, 2 feet of lights use a max of 10 watts LED lifespan is over 50,000 hours RoHS compliant: Does not contain Mercury or other hazardous materials Easy installation: Peel the two-sided tape from back of strips Apply to clean surface Connect power as instructed in the manual Add more strips (up to 36 feet!) if you want Use the remote to: Turn on/off Dim or brighten Change colors Change lighting display (flash, fade, all fade, RGB flash) Package includes: 8 x 1ft. multi-color LED strips 3 x 1ft. extension cables 3 x 2ft. extension cables 1 x 5ft. extension cable 1 x Y connector cable 44-key infrared remote A/C Adapter Pro Series Controller Pro Series Manual
Mechanical Kitty Coin Bank
Kittehs, they're devious. They have been plotting ways to get a cheezburger and since stealing one at the 4th of July party didn't work, they've come up with a new plan. Kittehs know geeks have money. They also know geeks love kittehs, especially kittehs that pop out of boxes. (The YouTubes, they've been studying them!) Thus goes the Kitteh Gets Cheezburger Master Plan. Kitteh will hide in a box. When dumb hooman puts a coin on the fishy food bowl on top of the box, kitteh will pop out, snatch coin, go back into box, meow cute-liek, count money silently. As hooman cannot resist the feedback, hooman will put coin after coin on the food bowl to watch the kitteh pop out and snatch it. Eventually, enough coin for cheezburger will be achieved. Win! Product Features Adorable mechanical kitty coin bank Put the coin in kitty's food bowl and it'll pop out of the box to steal it Kitty meows to thank you after it's stolen your money Dimensions: 11.5cm (H) x 12cm (W) x 10cm (D) Requires 2 AA batteries (not included) This is not a Japanese version as shown in the video below. The images are correct. Unless you are lucky enough to get some of the old stock with the Japanese version.
Eyn Case For Smartphones - iPhone 4/4S - Turquoise
While we could carry around our bug-out bag and be prepared for anything the world can throw at us at any moment, it's much more pleasant to travel light. We abandoned desktops for laptops, laptops for netbooks, and now netbooks for tablets. Why are you still carrying around a huge wallet when all you need is your ID and a couple cards? The Eyn Case for Smartphones simplifies your life by allowing you to carry your cash and up to three cards snuggled with your phone...
K9 MeteorLight LED Ball
When the constellation Orion wants to play with his dogs (Canis Major and Canis Minor), he plucks a star from the heavens and tosses it to them. They leap through space, chasing after the effulgent ball. The star-ball twinkles and sparkles and is perfectly star-dog proof. While we don't recommend playing with a burning star with your pooches, we've found the next best thing: the K9 MeteorLight LED Ball! The K9 MeteorLight LED Ball is made of extra durable rubber, so it's ready for anything your dog can throw at it. Like Canis Major's ball, the MeteorLight will cycle through the whole color spectrum (there are LEDs inside, you see). And what if your aim sucks and you toss it in a lake? Don't worry - the K9 MeteorLight LED Ball will float until your dog (or you) swims out and retrieves it. Perfect for play anytime! The K9 MeteorLight LED Ball - a bit of starlight for your dog to play with.
Retro Duo Portable NES/SNES Game System
Yes, you're reading this right: a portable version of the Retro Duo NES/SNES system. So now you can take your 8-bit NES and 16-bit SNES games on the road! The Retro Duo Portable Game System is pretty much the dream configuration for any retro gamer. Not only can you play solo, but it also hooks up to full-sized televisions as well. Use the included port adapter to connect two SNES (or equivalent) controllers...
Steampunk Bi-Fold Wallet
"It is ten years since our first adventure, and three months into our second. Captain Nemo returned with a new version of the Nautilus. This version was very similar, except it sailed in the air. He brought us back aboard (myself, Conseil, Ned) for another voyage. But this time his waters were not under the seas, but beyond the skies. And past our planet lay others and wonders that I hope to document as I did our previous trip. The captain does have some new decoration, though, adorning his vessel: an octopus resting on a gear nestled in a pair of wings. I hope you enjoy learning more about this symbol as much as I, Professor Pierre Aronnax, have. Ok, so we love this Steampunk Bi-Fold Wallet and all it inspires. Why does it have an octopus on a gear on wings? Why does the gear move? Is it a slim-fit wallet to fit into a captain's coat or flight jacket? Whatever. Like we said, we love this all leather wallet so much, we felt the need to compose the fiction above. But now, we must load our ID and some cash into our Steampunk Bi-Fold Wallet, tuck in a few credit cards, and hop aboard our steam-powered levitatatron for a trip to adventure! Steampunk Bi-Fold Wallet A very stylish way to carry your cash and cards, without ruining the mood of your Steampunk ensemble. Made of fine grain, deep brown leather decorated with a metal set of wings with both an octopus and a movable gear. Stays secure with heavy-duty snap. Two pockets on the inside for your loot. Metal ornamentation in an antiqued brass finish. Dimensions: 4.5"" x 2.75"" (closed)"
Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape
"When the crime scene tape just says ""crime scene,"" one always has to push past it. There could be supplies, ammo, or clues as to what caused this whole zombie apocalypse in the first place. But if that's the only crime scene tape you have, there could also be a murder of zombies waiting around the next corner. So, help warn your fellow survivors better by picking up some rolls of Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape. Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape comes in two flavors: ""Biohazard - Keep Out"" and ""Caution - Zombies Ahead."" Use whichever one is most applicable, or both (if the situation is that extreme). All tape looks just like real crime scene tape - yellow plastic with thick black letters. And you don't need to just use your Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape for real warnings; you can also put them up around your home or office for loads of hilarity. Some Biohazard tape blocking the office fridge, maybe? It's a zombie eat human world out there, so make sure you help yourself and others stay safe by using Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape. Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape Looks just like regular police tape, but these have more appropriate warnings. Choose Zombie or Biohazard (or get a few of each to really cover your butt). Length: approx. 50 feet per roll. Dimensions: approx. 3"" tall."
SNES USB Controller
The early 90s gave us arguably the best console system ever created: the SNES. With games like Super Mario: All-Stars, Street Fighter II, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, Super Mario World 2, Chrono Trigger, and Donkey Kong Country, it was a miracle that the world population continued to rise; most people stopped leaving their houses. But, sadly, technology advanced and SNES fell into the background. It became harder and harder to revisit the system when Nintendo continued to release better and better systems. The SNES was relegated to a box in the basement, attic, or storage unit, never to be seen again. But now we have the emulator! The emulator allows gamers to get the SNES system onto their computers and fall in love with their favorite games all over again. The only issue with computer play is that you’re limited to experiencing the best video game system ever made on your lousy keyboard. Meh. With the SNES USB Controller, all you need is a USB port and your tears will fade away. An exact replica of the original 6-button and directional pad brick controller, you’ll feel like you’ve traveled back in time to a year before your SNES went up in smoke from too much gameplay. Product Specifications Plug and Play SNES controller to play emulator games No extra driver required, all you need is a USB port Super sensitive buttons for precision control Supports Windows and MAC
Jot Pro Stylus
It's funny how technological trends come full circle. First, there was the age of the Palm PDA, where we used a stylus to tap away at our busy schedules and we learned the single stroke gestures of Graffiti to be able to write notes quickly. Then we moved to Blackberry with the keyboards and the... trackball. (Fans of xkcd know what we really wanted to type there.) And now, we have our iPhones and Androids and we're happily dragging our digits across the screens and calling it revolutionary. Sure it's revolutionary, but as anyone who has tried to play DrawSomething on their phone can tell you, we all have fat fingers. The Jot Capacitive Touch Stylus is here to save you from your clumsy hand sausages. Just pop open the Jot and you'll immediately feel like you're holding a familiar ballpoint pen - because you are! The durable aluminum and steel exterior gives Jot superior conductivity while feeling like a luxury writing instrument in your hand. You'll be sketching like a artistic boss in no time. Product Specifications Stylus for your smartphone or tablet Captures the precision stroke of everything you write or draw Thin and clear disc gives you accuracy at up to a 40 degree angle Dampening Tip for a natural feel and quiet screen contact Locking protective cap sits on the back of the pen while you write Quality craftsmanship, feels like a luxury writing instrument Materials: Durable aluminum and steel for superior conductivity Compatible with all capacitive touch screen devices (smartphones, tablets, iPod Touch, etc.) Note: Jot works well with the majority of screen protectorsl
River Song's Future Sonic Screwdriver
DOCTOR: Your screwdriver... looks exactly like mine. RIVER: Yeah. You gave it to me. DOCTOR: I don't give my screwdriver to anyone. RIVER: I'm not anyone. The mysterious, curly-haired, and wee-bit-crazy River Song waltzed into The Doctor's life in the episode "Silence in the Library." She was even wielding a sonic screwdriver, which she claimed was given to her by The Doctor himself. Of course, The Doctor remembers nothing of that encounter because it hasn't happened yet...
"We had the strangest dream the other night. (What, your job doesn't have group nap time with shared dreams?) Everyone at ThinkGeek had turned into zombies and we were shambling around Northern Virginia in search of brains to eat. Just as we were nearing George Mason University, this group of delicious brains turned the corner and faced us with guns in hand. Shots were fired. A warmth filled our bellies but it was not our undead blood oozing out. It was chocolate. The smell of cocoa and cream filled the air as we transformed into chocolate zombies. The last thing we remembered was the survivors descending on us, eating our delicious chocolate brains. If you've ever wanted to turn zombies into chocolate, you can do so with these delicious Chocolate Bullets. Each ammo tin contains 20 rounds of .50 caliber milk chocolate bullets. No responsible gun owner has allowed us to try to load 'em up and fire them to see if they really turn zombies into candy, but we figure that when the zombies are knocking down our door, they'll be more amenable to such things. Product Specifications Delicious milk chocolate bullets look like the real deal 20 rounds of .50 caliber milk chocolate bullets May or may not turn zombies into chocolate edible zombies Delivered in a reusable, lockable, and stackable mini ammo tin Dimensions (tin): 5"" x 3.5"" x 3.5"""
Chocolate Gaming Dice Set
Ok, we're just going to come out and say it: eating dice is bad for your face. Not only does it destroy your cavalier smile, but it also really damages the dice. And you don't want your dice to be angry with you, do you? So, use your dice for dice, and use the dice in this Chocolate Gaming Dice Set for your feeding delight. Each Chocolate Gaming Dice Set comes with six of the tastiest rollers you'll ever meet. You get a d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, and d20, each hand poured and packaged (from custom built molds) with loving care. Wondering how they taste? Well, they're made from pure Ghirardelli chocolate, which means they taste like a chocolate dream. Wondering if they roll? Yeah, actually they roll pretty well. Until we eat them (which doesn't take too long). The Chocolate Gaming Dice Set is great for you, for your friends (instant best gift at a party), and more for you. Get a bunch - before we eat them all! For nutrition information, click here. Chocolate Gaming Dice Set A full set of gaming dice made out of delicious Ghirardelli chocolate. 6 dice per set (one each: d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, and d20). Dark chocolate - 60% cacao. Poured and packaged by hand in custom built molds. Made in USA. Net Wt: 0.9oz Dimensions: based on the 16mm die standard (so a d20 is approx. 20mm in diameter, etc.)
Disney Pop! Series 2 Jack Skellington Vinyl Figure
Pop! presents a stylized vinyl collectible figure of Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas . 4" tall Vinyl Imported
This sweet rhodium-plated bat charm in dark blue epoxy with movable wings will fly straight into your heart. It gleams in different crystal colors set in Pointiage®. Along with the other charms, this is perfect for your Charmed pendant and bracelet.
Geeky Wrapping Paper
After years of toiling and desperation, our engineers at ThinkGeek GiftLabs have finally invented something so unique and innovative, it perplexes even the brightest minds as to how global society might be impacted. We'll explain it to you but if your brain explodes, we warned you. You see, we have taken the flesh of a tree, mixed it up with some water and other patented goos. Then we took both some organic and inorganic pigments and dissolved them into a solvent...
Walking Dead Board Game
Ooooh, Walking Dead. You're doing an awesome job of filling our quota of blood and guts on a Sunday night. (For those keeping score, our other bloody weekend favorites are True Blood and Game of Thrones.) But what will we do the other six days of the week? We need our zombie fix on a daily basis. The Walking Dead Board Game is here to give us our zombie fix and because there's a solitaire-play option, we can do it even if all our friends have been eaten. In this game, you're fighting your way through walker-infested Atlanta with your team of survivors. Grab weapons, collect supplies, find safe places to rest. Watch your back, though. When supplies run low, it's every man for himself. Did we mention that if you get bitten, you turn into a zombie and get to attack your former friends? This is the best part. As a zombie, you can spring surprise attacks on the humans, get your fellow zombies riled up in a feeding frenzy, and even contaminate the survivors' supplies. Every former friend you bite becomes a new member of your zombie team! Product Specifications Cooperative game for fans of The Walking Dead Recommended ages: 13 - adult Number of Players: 1 - 4 Play Time: 30-45 minutes Box contents: 1 Game board 6 Character cards 6 Survivor game pieces 2 Walker game pieces 16 Ally tokens 40 Scrounge tokens 40 Encounter cards 30 Walker cards 16 Location cards 4 Badges 1 six-sided die (d6)
Alien Chestburster Plush by ThinkGeek
"Yes, Newt. Mommy was wrong. There really are monsters, and here's one you can cuddle up with!" Straight from your friends at Better Worlds Toys(TM), a division of the Weyland-Yutani corporation, comes the rebirth of a classic plush replica... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Pac-Man Multi-Color Ghost Lamp
Ever have a house guest that you regretted inviting over? For us, that guest was Pac-Man. For starters, he insisted only showing up after dark. Then, after we went to bed, we heard him stalking the halls all night. Not sure if he was sleepwalking or what, but he sure was noisy! The next morning, he was nowhere to be found. Oh, and all our food was gone. And our chinchilla. WTF, dude? We invested in a Ghost Lamp on the off chance he reappears in our house. The Ghost Lamp is remote-controlled, so when you hear Pac-Man sneaking out of the guest bedroom, just push a button and the ghost will glow, sending him scurrying back to his room. We've had Ghost Lamps in the past, but these new ones are way more awesome because they have 16 different colors and can flash, strobe, or fade in addition to regular light. Unfortunately, they still will not provide any power-ups if you eat them while they're blue. Product Specifications Ghost lamps to decorate your desk at work or home Scare off that yellow guy who steals your food Officially licensed Pac-Man collectible White when off, glows in 16 different colors Pick your color and effect by remote control Smooth, Flash, Strobe, or Fade effects Lamp Power: Plug it into the wall! Remote Battery: CR2035 (not included) Dimensions: Approx. 7.8" tall
Mass Effect Playing Cards
The poker game started with five players: Jack, Garrus, Tali, Miranda, and Shepherd. Upon realizing she folded her pocket Queens to Shep's Flat Tire, Jack flipped the table and stormed off. Garrus busted out next, followed by Tali, proving that just because you wear a mask doesn't mean you don't have tells. Of course, Shep was the chip leader, but Miranda was not far behind. It turns out that a calculated cleavage flash is an excellent way to throw your opponents off their game. This pack of playing cards is the perfect gift for fans of the Mass Effect games. Each card features artwork from the video game and all of your favorite characters are included. We love the slick appearance of these cards; it's clear that they were designed by fans of the game that wanted the artwork to blend seamlessly with the suits and numbers of the playing card deck. Now if we can just find some people to play with... Product Specifications Pack of playing cards featuring Mass Effect characters 52 cards plus 2 jokers included Quality artwork takes up the majority of the card face Legion would be boss at poker, but we don't invite Geth Officially licensed Bioware collectible
Mini Briefcase Business Card Case
There's something inherently geeky about a heist. There's a thief who can bypass the laser security system with insane acrobatics. There's a hacker who can access information behind even the most fiery of firewalls. There's a grifter with a thousand faces and a hitter of a thousand punches. And holding them all together is the mastermind, who makes sure the plan goes off without a hitch. On our favorite heist show, Leverage, it seems that every bad guy has the same aluminum briefcase to carry their millions of dollars or valuable evidence. (It makes pulling off the switch very easy!) Most of us will never have an aluminum briefcase full of cash, but that doesn't mean we can't carry around a tiny piece of a heist with the Mini Briefcase Business Card Case. It'll hold a good stack of your business cards for your next big meeting, conference, or convention. If you're a grifter, you can even carry a few cards from each of your aliases. Made of aluminum, this case will block RFID scanning if you'd like to store a credit card inside, too. Product Specifications Store your business cards like a con man (or grifter gal) Looks just like the briefcases that hold tons of cash, but smaller Aluminum construction blocks RFID scanning Holds approx. 20-25 business cards (depending on how full you pack it and card stock). Roomy enough inside to hold credit cards, cash, driver's license, microfilm - ah, we've said too much! Materials: Aluminum Dimensions: approx. 4" x 2.5" x 0.625"
8-Bit Hair Bow by ThinkGeek
You were a gamer before they made pink controllers. Heck, you were a gamer before there were female characters. When it was revealed that Samus Aran was a girl, you cheered while your brother stared slack-jawed at the screen. If you do play a female character in a game it's because you like her moves, not because she's the only female option... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Glamdring The Sword Of Gandalf
One of the three legendary swords of Gondolin, Glamdring was found by Gandalf after being missing for over 6000 years. Forged for the King of Gondolin, Glamdring was wielded in battle only twice before the Fall of Gondolin and its inevitable disappearance. Stolen just before the end of the First Age by Scatha the Worm, the flightless dragon kept it, along with the other swords of legend amongst the other spoils he had stolen...
Steampunk Wrist Monocular
"The fog is thick today, as we enter New York City's airspace. It's too thick to dock at our scheduled landing platform. The crew thinks fast. Private Gawthrop scrambles to a free window, removes the brass monocular from the leather pouch on his arm, and scans the horizon. He sees it and yells out the course correction. Thanks to his quick thinking and his Steampunk Wrist Monocular, we moor at the 102nd floor of the Empire State Building. We made it. And, ironically, our cargo was a big shipment of the Steampunk Wrist Monocular, which we offer now to you. As soon as you flip the lever and watch the monocular open up like an eye, you'll be in love. The leather arm pouch is weathered to look like it's been in use for generations - same with the antique brass look of the monocular itself. The Steampunk Wrist Monocular will be an easy addition to your steampunk ensemble and one which has the most important feature (to us): it's not just decoration, but a functional product. Look through your Steampunk Wrist Monocular today, and view the future through the eyes of the past! Steampunk Wrist Monocular Beautifully outfit your steampunk costume with this fully-functional monocular. Weathered leather wrist pouch included. Monocular is made of antique-looking brass and has lever-action opening. Magnification: 2X Dimensions: Wrist Pouch: approx. 13.5"" x 4.5"" x 1"" (laid flat). Monocular: approx. 4"" x 2.5"" x 2"""
The Hunger Games Mockingjay Pin
She holds out the circular gold pin that was on her dress earlier. I hadn't paid much attention to it before, but now I see it's a small bird in flight. It's really complicated to turn a book that's told entirely inside the protagonist's head to a movie that'll hold the attention of teenagers. And we have great admiration for the choices that The Hunger Games team made when adapting it for the big screen. For instance, cutting the sponsor gift of the sleep syrup. You can't show someone recognizing a smell on screen, or, at least, not in a way that would be much fun for the audience. But we miss Madge and her pin. Even in the books, we always wanted to hear more about her and and her dad, Mayor Undersee, with the special television set. We like to think they were the good guys. Product Details Metal with pinch-style butterfly clutch pin back (like a tie tack or Disney trading pin) Brushed brass color Nearly 1.5" in diameter Ages 14 and up
Classic Super Famicom Controller For Wii
When we got our hands on this controller, it was just like old times. A homecoming, as it were. You see, we grew up with Nintendo. We dented our hands with the boxy NES controllers and then sighed in ergonomic relief for the SNES controller with its rounded edges. But Nintendo apparently forgot everything they learned about comfort when designing the Wii controller. Playing SNES virtual console games with a Wii controller just felt wrong. Thankfully, the Classic Super Famicom Controller is here to save the day and let you relive the glory days of the 1990s in comfort. Use your Wii Virtual Console to play all your favorites from Super Metroid to Chrono Trigger to Zelda: A Link to the Past to Street Fighter II. We're sure you have a few guilty pleasure games, too. Tell us yours in the Facebook comments below and we might tell you ours. Product Specifications Play your favorite SNES games via Wii Virtual Console Much more comfortable than the Wii controller Feels just like being in your Mom's basement in the 90s The same button layout as an SNES controller, shoulder buttons included! Connects to your Nintendo Wii
Batman Money Clip
It's a pity that Bruce Wayne couldn't use this money clip. At least not while he's being a billionaire playboy. Then again, we figure that he probably doesn't carry large wads of green. On the other hand, Batman isn't exactly swinging the Batmobile through the drive-thru at his favorite burger joint either. So it's up to you to fly your Bat flag high with this super sweet Batman Money Clip. It's a tiny batarang that folds protectively over your precious money, keeping it from flying away...
Final Fantasy Plush
When we were younger, we totally wanted a Chocobo. Who wouldn't want to ride on a giant bird and avoid random encounters? (Random encounters in the neighborhood were what made us late for dinner or otherwise in deep trouble with the parental units.) Honestly, we haven't gotten over it. Here we are, in our 20s, 30s, 40s... and we still want to ride a Chocobo. Unfortunately, our attempts at genetically mutating existing birds into Chocobo haven't exactly worked as anticipated. The base model of the ostrich is the right size, but the temperament is all wrong, even when blended with significant material from sweeter, cuddlier birds. Alas, we will continue our quest. But for now, how about an adorable plush Chocobo? He's a bit shy of seven inches tall, so he won't be carting anyone around, but he'd gladly sit on your desk and help you work. He even has friends - Cactuar, Moogle, and Tonberry, also in squishy plush form. And if you need to avoid a random encounter with one of your eight bosses, you can throw Tonberry at him as a distraction as you run for the relative privacy of the bathroom.
M48 Kommando Ranger Hawk Axe
"As we've learned in The Walking Dead, guns aren't the best way to kill zombies. For starters, bullets aren't reusable and everybody wants them. You may be lucky enough to have looted a large cache of projectiles, but they aren't going to last forever. More importantly, guns make a lot of noise. We're going to assume nobody's found a silencer for that sweet shotgun of yours so it's going to be mighty loud when you double-tap that walker. That noise will attract more zombies, exactly what you don't need. The M48 Ranger Hawk Axe is lightweight enough to go wherever your party travels. Its wide, upswept axe blade is perfect for cleaving the skulls of the undead with precision cast 2Cr13 stainless steel. Just wipe it off on the nearest moss-covered tree and you're good to go. It features a nylon reinforced handle with 30% fiberglass and black nylon cord wrapping and includes a nylon snap button sheath with D-ring.There's even a compass to guide you back to your camp once you've cleared the area. Product Specifications For the (mostly) silent killing of zombies Lightweight and portable axe Features: Wide, upswept blade made of precision cast 2Cr13 stainless steel Nylon reinforced handle with 30% fiberglass Handle wrapped with 14 ft. of removable paracord Nylon snap button sheath with mounting loop and accessory pocket Removable carabiner Military styled compass Dimensions: 7 5/8"" X 15 1/2"""
Nintendo Reversible Messenger Bag
"You know what the great thing about bags is? They hold stuff. And you have stuff. What a coincidence! But you don't want just any bag. The bag you choose says something about you. The The Bag of Holding Messenger Bag? I have a 10 foot pole, and I'm not afraid to use it. And this one? I'd rather be gaming. Retro-style. You can have my console when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands. The Nintendo Reversible Messenger Bag measures 11"" tall x 15"" long with a 4"" gusset across the bottom. The front panel zips off to be reversible. One side is the classic NES controller; the other side is a pattern made out of tiny controllers. This reversible panel snaps closed with a side release (quick release) buckle to keep your stuff inside. Lifting the panel reveals a pocket, good for files, a composition notebook, TPS reports, and other goodies. The main compartment has a zipper across the top and a tiny zipper pouch inside for memory cards, thumb drives, or Starbucks gift cards. The shoulder strap is adjustable webbing and has a maximum 24"" drop. Made from 100% polyester for its durability and hydrophobic qualities. We like that word. I think that means we have hydrophobaphilia. But we digress. The bag. Buy it. Product features Durable, machine-washable polyester material (remove the reversible panel first) Shoulder strap adjusts up to 52"" long for a 24"" drop Not padded, but you can always add your own Dimensions: inside approx. 11"" tall x 15"" long x 4"" wide ""Will my laptop fit in this bag, ThinkGeek?"" Let's find out together! Laptop Fitting Guide Measure your laptop. Like TVs, laptops are listed by their measurement on the diagonal. Bags, on the other hand, are measured on the edges. Not all 17"" laptops are the same size, so you'll need to measure the length & width of your closed laptop. ""But my laptop is at home, ThinkGeek!"" If you can't wait, Google has superpowers to tell you the dimensions of your laptop if you ask it nicely. Just input the make and model of your laptop and ye shall receive. ""I've got the measurements! Now what?"" Compare your laptop's measurements to the measurements of the bag. If the laptop's measurements are smaller than the bag, it fits! If one or more of the laptop's measurements are bigger, you're out of luck with this bag. Try another."
Out of all the various flavors of Monopoly you could own, we think this one takes the cake. (Speaking of cake, we're pretty upset about Bowser's use of the Trojan Birthday Cake to steal away Peach in Super Mario Wii. Very evil.) Gone are the property names from New Jersey, replaced with your favorite Nintendo characters, grouped mostly by game. Collect Samus Aran, Ridley, and Metroid to complete the orange set, or Link, Zelda and Ganondorf to complete the green. Power-up your characters and build them toward being invincible. Zip your star past go, collect your $200 and drive your friends into bankruptcy. But we hear ya. You're sayin', "Monopoly takes FOREVER! I wanna kill my family members by the third hour! Mario isn't going to make it any better!" (Gosh, you're loud and demanding. Good thing we love you.) We're happy to announce that Nintendo Monopoly comes with Speed Play rules that keep the game fast and fun. So not only does Nintendo-izing it make it better, it makes it as speedy as Mario when he's high on invincibility star.
Batman Cuff Links
"Obviously, Bruce Wayne could never wear these cufflinks. For starters, we're pretty sure the yellow matches The Joker's color palette a little more than Bruce's. Bright yellow just isn't a high society playboy color, you know? But the more obvious reason is that wearing Batman cufflinks would put his anonymity in danger. Then again, who would suspect the man behind the Dark Knight to be wearing his own symbol as cufflinks? Perhaps Bruce would wear these after all... Thankfully YOU are not Batman, so wearing these cufflinks does not pose any sort of threat to your anonymity or your fashion sense. In fact, we'd hazard a guess that you're probably looking at these because you have to buy cufflinks for some fancy occasion and the idea of ""normal"" ones totally bores you. Trust us, we grok. That's why we have these Classic Batman logo cufflinks. They're not only fancy enough to wear to your wedding, but they're also an officially licensed DC Comics product, so your geek cred will never be questioned. Score. Product Specifications Classic Batman logo cufflinks Enamel cufflinks on a nickel plated backing Officially licensed DC Comics product Approximately 5/8""W x 3/8""H Bullet back closure"
Like/Dislike Stamp Set
"History Time: The thumbs up/thumbs down gesture for approval/distaste (and which gesture means which) comes from Ancient Roman times - specifically, instructions to the gladiator on whether or not to spare his opponent. But here's the thing: the Latin term for this is Pollice verso, which translates to ""turned thumb."" If you consult the writings of old dead Roman people, you'll find even they contradict each other on which one is really approval and which is distaste. But, who cares: we of the present have decreed thumbs up to be good and thumbs down to be bad. And that's the model that the Like/Dislike Stamp Set perpetuates. Each Like/Dislike Stamp Set comes with two, self-inking stamps (that's why we call it a set). Use the Like stamp for things you like and the Dislike stamps for things you don't like. For instance: we like origami - so though we will probably crush the little paper swan, we're gonna stamp it with the Like stamp. We don't like TPS reports, so we'll save the Dislike stamp for that. And why did we provide these further instructions and examples for such a straight forward product? Simple: to fill up space. YAY. Get your Like/Dislike Stamp Set today, and ink up your future with your opinion tomorrow. Like/Dislike Stamp Set Set of two stamps - for every occasion. Self-inking, for your convenience. Set includes one of each stamp. Dimensions: 3"" x 1.25"" x 2.5"""
Batman-Batgirl Hinge Wallets
You have a busy lifestyle. You don't have time to be switching all your stuff from one purse to another to match your outfit and/or occasion. That's where these Batman/Batgirl Hinged Wallets come in. When you're doing your daily traipsing around, they fit comfortably into your standard purse as a wallet. When you go out for that night on the town, they double as a convenient clutch, which already has all your stuff in it. Slip a key in there, grab a phone, and you're ready to go. One minute it's a wallet; the next it's a clutch. Transmutation at its finest right there. These hinge wallets measure c. 7" x 4" x 1/2". They snap closed (or open) with a metal push lock. The outside of the Batman/Batgirl is a black polyurethane with silver sparkle and a gold Batman crest sewn on one side. The wallets open to lay flat on one large hinge. The inside is polyester with two full-length pockets for bills and whatnot, a change pocket that has a zipper, and slots for five cards. The front card slot is see-through for ease of use and so that you can quickly prove that, actually, you are the droid they're looking for.
"You know why Batman has a bat signal? Because he's too busy listening to music to answer his cell phone. That's also why he's got a cowl - it hides them from Commissioner Gordon. And, of course, his earbuds have a bat symbol on them. Hey, actually, all the cool super folk have their own earbuds. And now you can sport your favorite DC hero(ine)'s symbol in your ear with these Superhero Earbuds. The Superhero Earbuds come in a variety of flavors: Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Green Lantern. Each features 3 pairs of different sized tips (for maximum comfort), a tangle free cord, and bass enhancement. You will love your Superhero Earbuds and they will make your tunes sound super! Get it?!? Sometimes, we hear, Wonder Woman leaves her earbuds overnight at Wayne Manor. Oh, we sooo went there. Superhero Earbuds Wear your favorite DC superhero in your ear and rock out! No tangle cord design. Available Flavors: Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Green Lantern. Includes: Earbuds and 3 sets of different sized tips. Driver Unit: 8mm Impedance: 18Ω Sensitivity: 88db ± 3db Freq. Response: 20Hz - 20kHz Cord Length: (from tip of plug to tip of earbud) approx. 53"" Plug: 3.5mm"
Magic Wand - Programmable TV Remote
You know you have always wanted to be a wizard. But not one of those swish and flick wizards from the movies. You want to be the Dungeons & Dragons wizard - the party's controller. See that word there? CONTROLLER. It means you control the battlefield; you control everything! Sure, you're squishy and sometimes there's collateral damage when you let out a blast, but it's all in a day's work...
USB Squirming Tentacle by ThinkGeek
Back in the day, the coolest thing ever was the USB Humping Dog. What did it do? You stuck it in your USB port and it... well, it humped your computer, much like an amorous male dog is wont to do. We're beyond such juvenile humor (on most days), but we wanted a fun toy to use at the office. Show your love for Cthulhu (or just octopuses or kraken) with the USB Squirming Tentacle. Simply plug it into your USB port and it will fill your computer with unspeakable evils... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Organ Transport Lunch Cooler
Perhaps you've heard this story before? You spend the time to prepare an awesome lunch, and carry it with you to work only to find that, when the lunch whistle sounds, some filthy thief raided your tupperware and has stolen your juice-box. Sure, there are plenty of ways to combat the dreaded lunch thief. You can leave passive-aggressive notes, but those only get laughed at. You can resort to shelf-stable items that require no refrigeration, but they kinda suck...
Assassin's Creed III Tomahawk
"We've been staring at the cover art for Assassin's Creed III and drooling ever since it was released. For starters, it's just a really powerful image. But it also features a really badass, yet sexy tomahawk. Our brains started thinking about how we could craft one for our next convention. (And a tiny one for Timmy, of course.) Then we saw it... A true warrior's weapon, assuming your metal of choice is convention-approved PU latex, this instrument of war is over 19 inches of pure grace. Sculpted to look just like the weapon in the game, it's the final piece to your Assassin's Creed cosplay ensemble. It feels great in the hand, weighted nicely due to the fiberglass core, and will serve you well for Halloween, cosplay, or any day you'd like to put an axe in someone's head without being arrested. Product Specifications Finish off your Assassin's Creed costume with this handsome weapon Silver colored foam hatchet blade shines like justice Fiberglass insert gives it a hefty feel in your hand Perfect for cosplay (conventions have rules about real tomahawks, sadly) Dimensions: approx. 19.68"" long"
Sometimes, we have to admit, when we get super stressed we eat cupcakes. And not one or two, but a dozen or more. But this practice isn't the healthiest. That's why we found the Stress Cupcake. We get the joy of holding and squeezing a cupcake (something we do with real ones before eating anyways), but don't get all the evil calories and stuff...
R2-D2 USB Hub
There are lots of astromechs out there, but no design more popular than the venerable R2 unit. Sure, R4's are great, but they lack the personality R2 units are known for. Not everyone can speak in bleeps and bloops, but you won't have much trouble getting the gist of what they say. While we don't yet have the technology in this corner of the galaxy for fully automated repair droids like R2 units, we can get a portion of R2's versatility into something small enough to sit on your desk.
Star Wars Lightsaber Pen
If there's one thing we love at ThinkGeek (okay, there isn't, but play along), it's mind hacks. The little things you can do to pull a Jedi mind trick on your brain and make you perform better. One that we learned back in our school days was to declare one pen our "lucky pen." Said lucky pen was only to be used for tests and by using the lucky pen, we were guaranteed to do better than if we used another, lesser pen. And since these pens are imbued with The Force, they'll obviously make the perfect lucky pen. Styled like the lightsabers wielded by Jedi and Sith in the Star Wars saga, these pens are the writing implements of a more civilized age. A civilized age where people got As on tests and aced their presentations with the board. If your life is in need of a little luck, these lightsaber pens are just the Jedi mind trick you need. Product Specifications WARNING: Contains Sharp Point. Not intended for Children under 4 years of age A pen for a more civilized era Available in red, blue, and green Comes in a tin collector's box to protect it (since it's lucky!) NOTE: Luckiness of pen may vary. Do not contact ThinkGeek regarding failed tests.
Retro Duo NES/SNES Game System
If you put your hand far enough into the crack of your couch in the basement you're likely to find an old SNES game cartridge... reach a little further and out comes a pop rock encrusted NES cartridge. Problem is, no matter how far you burrow, you'll never come up with a full Nintendo classic game system... and you'll never ever find a system that plays both NES and SNES games. Well luckily the Retro Duo NES/SNES Game System is here to solve all your 8 and 16 bit gaming needs...