My First Bacon - Talking Plush
"(and he talks and says ""I'm Bacon!"") We're always thinking and dreaming here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ. In fact, we have meetings to do just that (and eat, not that we need an excuse to eat). While nomming on some delicious BLTs slathered in Baconnaise, designerd Christian thought a terrifying thought. ""With all this vegetarian buzz going around,"" he mused, ""What will happen to bacon in the future? What if everyone goes... vegan?"" (Insert the sound of three dozen monkeys simultaneously gasping... except for the vegetarian employees who were silently thoughtful.) This is our plan. My First Bacon(tm) is a ThinkGeek exclusive plush toy that will delight your little ones. Even if they're not on solid foods yet, your progeny shouldn't be deprived of the joys of bacon. Soft and snuggly with big giant eyes, My First Bacon(tm) is both friendly and reliable, just like actual bacon. Squeeze him and he says, ""I'm Bacon!"". No matter what the situation, he says, ""I'm Bacon!"" This reminds children that no matter what happens in life, they should be true to themselves and always be proud of who they are. Which of course, means bacon lovers. What child on this planet wouldn't want to befriend a piece of mostly meat held together with fat and love? And don't just think about the kids, adults enjoy My First Bacon just as much as the kids do. Sometimes a little too much. Product Specifications Huggable plush bacon for kids and kids at heart 3 and older Says ""I'm bacon!"" when you squeeze him Mechanical animated mouth Velveteen pork flesh and super soft fleece fat Teach your kids to love bacon, not pigs Please do not eat My First Bacon(tm). Requires 3 x AA Batteries (Included!) Dimensions: 19"" tall by 7"" wide Download the My First Bacon Ringtone! For the .m4r (iPhone) version, right- or control-click here to save the zipped file, then unzip. For the .mp3 version, right- or control-click here."
LEGO® Mini Storage Boxes - Rectangle
As geeks, we're always concerned with how much data we can store. How full is our computer's hard drive? How many high res images can we put in our Dropbox account (and how many more people can we sign up to earn more space)? Can we fit that presentation on that free flash drive we got at the last conference? We're here to talk about a different kind of handheld storage: these boxes designed to look like LEGO bricks...
Talking Bender Figure
Everybody loves a sarcastic, galactically saavy, cigar smoking, prank prone, selfish, beer drinking robot. Enter Bender. Bender was his mother's 1729th son. His father killed by a can opener, Bender went on to college and majored in Bending and minored in Robo-American studies. This Bending Unit 22 is proof positive that every desktop needs a Talking Bender Figure before it can be considered complete. This 9" tall Bender will gladly chat with you when work gets boring...
Limited Edition Labyrinth Worm Plush
What a night. Her parents leave her to babysit her little brother, never bothering to ask if she had plans. Goblins come and take the poor boy away. And then, Sarah finds herself outside the Labyrinth, tasked with finding her way to the center or losing her baby brother forever! David Bowie sure can be mean. Once inside the Labyrinth, the first creature she meets is only referred to as "The Worm" (and no complaining, because she met Hoggle outside the Labyrinth)...