Tentacle Tee Dress
"You know, it's a revelation when you see a DIY project you did in high school done really well. ""Oh, so THAT'S what it's supposed to look like."" That's exactly what we thought when we saw this bleach-stenciled apparel. For us, bleach stencils were mandated when our unique teenage combination of lazy and messy ruined our favorite shirts. This tentacle stuff elevates the common bleach stencil to a whole other level, so we were pretty excited when this artist out of Baltimore got to the point where she could accommodate ThinkGeek's cephalopodic needs. Note that because the design is handmade for each dress, the placement of the tentacles on each garment is unique. We don't know what you're going to get, but we can promise it won't look just like it does in these photos. That's how art works. Tentacles twine around the front of this 55% cotton, 45% polyester jersey black dress. It's 3.8 oz. which makes it soft to the touch. It's a cute dress, but it also works as a tunic if you choose to pair it with leggings. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. This is the same brand as many of our babydolls, so it should fit pretty much identically, with a little less shrinkage after washing. Length is measured from the highest point of shirt, which is generally the back collar on one side of the neck. S M L XL 2X Chest 32 in. 35 in. 38 in. 40 in. 42 in. Waist 29 in. 31 in. 33 in. 35 in. 37 in. Hip 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 40 in. Length 34 1/2 in. 35 1/2 in. 36 1/2 in. 37 1/2 in. 38 1/2 in."
Princess Leia Hoodie - White, XXL
Princess Leia's iconic gown from Star Wars is not terribly practical. Good for being Alderaan royalty. Not so good for climbing around in trash compactors. But, then again, when you get dressed in the morning, you're not generally thinking, "Hey. I wonder if I'm going to have to slide down a garbage chute today? You know what'd be perfect for that? The white, billowy thing." Honestly, bell sleeves don't mix well with real life. Fortunately, the folks at Her Universe get that...
Book Was Better, The Babydoll
Our customers are thorough. Y'all are the sorts of people who will read the book, see the movie, and heatedly debate the merits of the two against each other. And, let's be honest, words rock. The book generally wins. Your own personal imagination trumps Michael Bay's any day. (Also, it generally involves fewer gratuitous explosions.) Using our highly scientific method of Google search results returned, we are relieved to see that the Internet agrees with us. We were a little concerned at first: search terms: movie was better = 2,210,000,000 results search terms: book was better = 2,040,000,000 results Oh wait. We're probably picking up references like "this movie was better than the last one." Let's refine that a little. search terms: "movie was better" + book = 754,000 results search terms: "book was better" + movie = 1,160,000 results That's more like it. We mentioned this was highly scientific, right? And by that we mean we used a Bunsen burner. Because it was there. This shirt is graced with the simple statement "The book was better." White ink on a black, babydoll (fitted) shirt.
"Honestly, we're surprised that Sheldon doesn't have his part of the couch roped off with stanchions. Velvet would add a bit of class to the living room, and also it'd give him a reason to use the word ""stanchion"" in a sentence, which really doesn't come around all too frequently. Gotta jump on it when you get the chance. The use of ""stanchion,"" not the couch. Jumping on the couch is clearly a violation of the Roommate Agreement. A couch with a little table tent (well, we suppose it's a couch tent in this situation) with the words ""RESERVED FOR SHELDON"" written on it graces a navy blue, 100% cotton t-shirt."
Volcom Women's The LTD KISS Full Zip Hoody in Black
"Volcom Women's The LTD KISS Full Zip Hoody in Black, Sweatshirts: The Volcom LTD KISS Full Zip Hoody in Black Volcom and Kiss team up to bring this exclusive full zip hoody to the fans. Featuring graphic KISS designs and face detail on the hood this full zip is a must have for die hard KISS fans. *Full zip hoody *Metallic graphics along front and cuffs *Graphics at hood back and sleeves *Mesh eye panels *Side pockets and thumb holes *Banded trim *55% cotton 45% polyester *70% polyester 30% cotton By Volcom Size & Fit: Model is wearing a size Small Our model Jessica is 5'9"" tall with a 34"" bust 25"" waist and 34"" hips. "
Monopoly I Make It Rain Vintage Inspired Solid Tee
Mens; Junk Food's Vintage Inspired Monopoly I Make It Rain Solid Tee. Take a slice of Junk Food in this retro graphic tee! Our Monopoly I Make It Rain tee is part of the Junk Food Classics/Designs collection, a mishmash of all things that inspire us. The Monopoly tee is like a canvas, painstakingly detailed by our talented Junk Food artists. This Monopoly shirt features soft fabric, vintage inspired graphics, and a relaxed stylish fit. Made in the USA; Blackwash; 100% Cotton
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Captain America Tie-Dye
Sometimes when you're a super soldier you just wanna wear something comfortable. Body armor doesn't really work when you go for a barbeque party. Can you imagine how hot it would be? You would want to wear something that you could wear all day and continue wearing when you're ready to put your feet up at the end of a long day. But maybe you don't want to lose your iconic look. That's where this product comes in. 100% cotton tie-dye t-shirt with with a star in the front and red and white stripes running all around the front and back of the shirt.
Kingdom Hearts Hoodie
When you're on the road stealing people's organs, it's important to pack light. Do you know how much Gummi Ships charge today to check that garment bag in which you stowed your long black hooded trench coat? A lot. It's more reasonable to schlep this portable version around: the Kingdom Hearts Hoodie. This custom fleece creation extends down to your hips, enough to make you evil from the waist up. It has a large grey plastic zipper, a huge hood (for maximum skulkiness), two front pockets integrated into the tailoring, beading on the pullstring, and the signature Organization XIII ornamentation across the front, which attaches with toggles for easy removal. As an added bonus, the cuffs have a thumb hole detail, which creates a unique look and guarantees your sleeves won't ride up when you're brandishing your weapon. Before you don this coat, you're required to come up with your Organization XIII name. Andrea, our merchandising assistant and Final Fantasy Fangirl, is Draxane. My Nobody version name is Xagern. Cause Gaxern just sounds like somebody needs the Heimlich. For the Kingdom Hearts Naming System-impaired, it's is an anagram of your first name with an X thrown in for good measure. Note: This product runs small. Please reference the table below to choose your size. Please note the chart refers to the measurements of the wearer, not the hoodie. S M L XL XXL Chest 36 in. 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. 52 in. Waist 30 in. 34 in. 38 in. 42 in. 46 in. Sleeve Length 25 in. 26 in. 26.5 in. 27 in. 27 in.
DC Comics Harley Quinn Pow Girls T-Shirt
This tee features Harley Quinn holding two toy guns with her name written below. 100% cotton Wash cold; dry low Imported Listed in junior sizes
Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee
The problem with regular t-shirts is that they're always the same. If you got a shirt with Darth Vader on it, it will always have Darth Vader on it. No matter how hard you wish, you can't turn it into a shirt featuring Boba Fett. It just won't happen, Wisher, so stop wishing. Stop wishing and get a Lazer Shirt. Lazer Shirts are interactive white t-shirts that let you design your own creation with the power of UV light. Simply touch the ultraviolet Lazer to the shirt, press the button, and draw or write whatever you want. Step into the darkness and your shirt will glow, displaying your creative genius. When the design finally fades, you can use your UV light to draw something totally new. And even though your Lazer Shirt is magical, you can still toss it in the washing machine like every other t-shirt. Product Specifications Create your own temporary glow-in-the-dark designs on your shirt Note: Despite what the photo may lead you to believe, the t-shirt is in fact white in hue. Included UV Lazer will charge the glowy material of the shirt Touch the laser to the shirt and draw or write whatever you want Turn out the lights to see your design glow Lose your UV Lazer? Any source of UV light will work with Lazer Shirt Safe for children (just don't let them nom the UV Lazer) Machine washable: just turn it inside out and wash on cold S M L XL 2X Length 28.5" 29.5" 30.5" 31.5 32.5 Width 18.5" 20" 21.5" 23" 24.5" Sleeve Length 8" 8.5" 9" 9.5" 10"
Pi by Numbers Fitted Ladies' Tee
What is Pi? Some might define it as the ratio of a circle's circumference divided by its diameter. Others might think it's an irrational number that's impossible to know completely. Still others might think it's a mystical, transcendental, almighty number that will only finally be revealed when society as a whole puts on a bunch of purple felt jump suits and hitches a ride on a nearby comet. Those people aren't reading this description though. They are browsing the howtothinklikeaflower...
The Nightmare Before Christmas Simply Meant To Be Girls T-Shirt
Jack and Sally are "simply meant to be" on this fitted purple tee from The Nightmare Before Christmas . 100% cotton Wash cold; dry low Imported Listed in junior sizes
Doctor Who Bow Ties Are Cool Girls T-Shirt
This fitted navy blue tee features a front screen design with text that reads "Bow Ties Are Cool." 100% cotton Wash cold; dry low Imported Listed in junior sizes
Free Hugs Cactus Babydoll
This is the perfect shirt for holiday gatherings. You know, those annual events wherein family members whom you haven't seen for ... well, most of them a year, show up and ask intimate questions about your personal life whilst hugging you and commenting on how you've grown? It already makes you bristle. It'd be an added bonus if you could grow spines. The cactus kind, not the kind that classifies us as vertebrates. Protection from predators and cousins. Plus, then you'd get to transpire, and everybody loves a good transpiration. You know what they say: Girls don't sweat. They transpire. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 29 1/2 in. 31 1/2 in. 34 1/2 in. 36 in. Waist 27 in. 29 in. 31 1/2 in. 35 in. Length 25 in. 25 1/2 in. 26 in. 26 1/2 in.
I Only Date Heroes Vintage Over Sized Heather Weekend Tee
Womens; Junk Food's I Only Date Heroes Vintage Over Sized Heather Weekend Tee. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's an awesomely vintage Superheroes t-shirt by Junk Food Clothing! Part of the Junk Food Comics collection, this retro DC Comics tee honors our favorite superheroes! This limited-edition superhero shirt is made from soft fabric, vintage inspired graphics, and a relaxed stylish fit. Cape not included. Made in the USA; Blackwash; 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
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