Laser Guided Scissors
Okay, so we're not quite at the point in the future where everyone has their own flying car and, possibly more disappointing, we don't have personal laser cutting instruments. But judging by the way people drive while still on the ground, we're probably not ready for flying cars or laser cutting instruments for that matter. Still, a geek has to dream about such things, right? For now we will go with these Laser Guided Scissors, that will at least help you make some straight cuts...
Assassin's Creed III Tomahawk
"We've been staring at the cover art for Assassin's Creed III and drooling ever since it was released. For starters, it's just a really powerful image. But it also features a really badass, yet sexy tomahawk. Our brains started thinking about how we could craft one for our next convention. (And a tiny one for Timmy, of course.) Then we saw it... A true warrior's weapon, assuming your metal of choice is convention-approved PU latex, this instrument of war is over 19 inches of pure grace. Sculpted to look just like the weapon in the game, it's the final piece to your Assassin's Creed cosplay ensemble. It feels great in the hand, weighted nicely due to the fiberglass core, and will serve you well for Halloween, cosplay, or any day you'd like to put an axe in someone's head without being arrested. Product Specifications Finish off your Assassin's Creed costume with this handsome weapon Silver colored foam hatchet blade shines like justice Fiberglass insert gives it a hefty feel in your hand Perfect for cosplay (conventions have rules about real tomahawks, sadly) Dimensions: approx. 19.68"" long"
Zippo Hand Warmer
"Being cold sucks. Sure, it's fun for the first few seconds. ""Wow!"" you exclaim, taking a deep breath. ""It sure is BRISK out here!"". Ten minutes later, you're freezing your posterior off and want to be snoozing on a bearskin rug in front of a fire, preferably after having quaffed a giant mug of hot cocoa. This is extra difficult when you've committed to being in the outdoors for a long time, like for a football game, hunting trip, or ski weekend. Who says you can't enjoy the great outdoors and stay warm? The Zippo Hand Warmer is a rugged, metal hand warmer by the folks who make our favorite brand of lighter. It has a high-polish finish and a sleek, thin design so it easily fits into pockets, and it's virtually odorless (great for hunters!) and stays warm for up to 12 hours. Plus, it's reusable with Zippo lighter fluid and includes a convenient filler cup and warming bag. Whatever you're doing out there in the cold, keep a Zippo Hand Warmer in your pocket and you'll stay happy and warm doing it."
Scrolling LED Name Tag
"Check-out this customizable name badge with scrolling LED message. It is completely programmable to say what you want. The message can be changed ""on the fly"" using the 3 onboard control buttons. Up to 6 different messages can be loaded into the badge. Each message can be set for scroll speed and brightness level. To change to a different message, simply use the buttons on the back of the badge. The Scrolling LED Badge is smaller than a credit card and weighs about 1 ounce. It attaches to your shirt using a small magnetic connection on the back of the badge. The LED message is very visible and easy to read and has 9 different speed settings. The battery life is about 18 hours."
DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit
Every once in a while a product comes along that just stops us in our tracks. Sometimes it's a new gadget, sometimes it's an expensive piece of electronics. Today, it is something very low tech, but unbelievably awesome: the DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit. Take some deep breaths and get ready for the biggest smile you've had in a long time. Read on, friend. The DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit is a simple little kit. First, you just have to get yourself a 64oz bottle of juice. Then pour in a packet of the DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit's yeast and pop the airlock top on. Inside the juice, the yeast will begin its sweet, sweet science - it will convert the fructose of the juice into alcohol and carbonation. Within 48 hours (you can start tasting after 24), you'll have your very own alcoholic beverage. This type of drink has been enjoyed in Europe for about a million years. The Germans call it Federweißer; the Austrians call it Sturm. We call it AWESOME. Get a DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit now and turn boring, healthy juice into the party beverage it was intended to become. Prost! DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit With this kit and a 64oz bottle of juice, you'll be able to enjoy a sparkling, alcoholic beverage in 48 hours. Science causes the yeast in the kit to turn the fructose in the juice into alcohol and carbonation. Juice not included. Alcohol Content: once it has sat 48 hours, alcohol content can reach 14 percent. Includes: 6 yeast packets, 6 bottle labels, 1 airlock, 1 rubber stopper, and fun recipes. Ingredients: yeast, organic evaporated cane juice, emulsifier. Net Wt.: each packet contains 1g (0.035oz) of magic.