Harry Potter Hogwarts Long-Sleeve Tee
Harry Potter Hogwarts Long-Sleeve Tee
JOYSTICK-IT Arcade Stick for iPad
"Bring your tablet-based gaming to the next level with the JOYSTICK-IT Tablet Arcade Stick. The JOYSTICK-IT gives you a real physical joystick for increased precision with touchscreen based games. Simply press down to attach the JOYSTICK-IT to your tablet based computer's screen for improved gaming. No wires or batteries needed. The JOYSTICK-IT works with thousands of different game apps. Any game that has an on-screen control pad of some kind is perfect for the JOYSTICK-IT. Simply run your game of choice, place the JOYSTICK-IT over the on-screen control pad and push down. The JOYSTICK-IT sticks to the glass of your display and is ready for action. The lightweight solid milled-aluminum construction of the JOYSTICK-IT adds more precise movement and faster response time for enhanced playability. When you're done, simply pull-up on the JOYSTICK-IT to remove from the screen. Hardware Compatibility The JOYSTICK-IT works with any device which features a capacitive touchscreen. This includes the iPad™ and many Android™ tablets. The JOYSTICK-IT will work with mobile phones that have capacitive touchscreen displays, however it may not be ideal for this purpose because of its size. Game Compatibility The JOYSTICK-IT will work with any game that features a virtual on-screen control pad of some kind. Games that use swiping, swipe-style joypads, joypads with variable on-screen locations, or complex finger based gestures will not work properly with the JOYSTICK-IT. Product Features Add a real physical joystick to your tablet computer for enhanced gaming precision Works with thousands of different games No wires or batteries required Removable and reposition-able. Will not harm your screen. Solid milled-aluminum construction Laser etched crosshair design on top of stick adds thumb traction Invented and designed by ThinkGeek Patent Pending design Games seen in demo video include: Pac Man (Make Sure to set control to ""Joystick"" in game options) Edge (Make Sure to set control to Arrows in game option) Reckless Racing HD iDracula Ridge Racer iFighter ToyShop Dig Dug Remix CubedRR HD Space Blast HD Galaga Remix Babylonian HD Monster Dash Soosiz HD MX Mayhem Vector Racing iPad™ is a Registered Trademark of Apple, Inc.. Android™ is a Registered Trademark of Google, Inc.. This product is not an officially licensed product from Apple, Inc. or Google, Inc.."
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Tee
Overview: Soft blended cotton tee with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles graphic, Model is wearing size Medium, Measurements taken from size Medium, Chest: 20", Length: 28" from shoulder to hemContent & Care: Cotton, polyester, Machine wash, Imported
Rutherford-Bohr Model Atom Necklace
A primitive model? Nothing primitive about this necklace! Mastering the atomic and subatomic field of quantum mechanics is an awesome end goal, but you know you have to start with the basics the way we all did: the Bohr-model atom. Now, being able to wear one around your neck could be a great way to start. Don't you think? We have added some color, a beautiful nucleus, and a few negative charges to make it more exiting...
Owl Hand Cream
Creamy cute. This owl hand cream is a fun and unique twist to your regular handcream bottles. Smells include honey, cherry and apple.
Coal Scotty Beanie Hat
Overview: Seriously soft and cozy fuzzy knit beanie from Coal, Rib-knit with a slouchy silhouette, 9.5"lContent & Care: Acrylic, Hand wash, Imported
Harry Tux Tee
Overview: Soft cotton tee with Harry Tux graphicMeasurements: Model is 6'2" and wearing size Medium, Measurements are taken from size Medium, Chest: 20" flat, Length: 28" from shoulder to hemContent & Care: Cotton, Machine wash, Imported
Pixelated Marvin Tee
Overview: Soft crew-neck tee with Pixelated Marvin graphic, Model is 6'1" and wearing size Medium, Measurements taken from size Medium, Chest: 20", Length: 27" from shoulder to hemContent & Care: Cotton, polyester, Machine wash, Imported
Then And Now Tee
Overview: Cotton, Machine wash, Imported, 28"l from shoulder to hemDescription:The more things change. Soft cotton tee with Then And Now graphic at the front.
"If you've ever run across a ""403 Forbidden"" error on a web site, it means you've either stumbled onto the wrong page, or you've been snooping where you shouldn't be! One nice thing about the Hypertext Transfer Protocol that runs the web (HTTP for short) is that it includes helpful status codes such as ""404 Not Found"" when a resource can't be found and ""403 Forbidden"" when the web site you're knocking at does not want you to come in. One rarely seen status code is the elusive ""200 OK"" which basically means that everything went fine, and you're seeing the page you're supposed to be seeing! We thought it sure would be handy if life came with status codes, but since it doesn't, we did the next best thing and printed them on stuff you wear. But not just any old stuff - we had to try something different, and print them on undies. So we bring you HTTPanties for the discriminating woman who would prefer a web-savvy and somewhat-direct approach in the romance department. Feeling frisky? Well then don the black ""200 OK"" panties and see where they take you. Alternatively, the white ""403 Forbidden"" style sends a very different and hopefully clear message. We think ""411 Length Required"" and ""413 Requested Entity Too Large"" are pretty self-explanatory. Our W3C Compliant HTTPanties are 100% cotton and very soft, comfortable and stretchy. They are designed to fit low and have full coverage in the back. NOTE: You may see pink and red versions of these in the action shots. Sadly, the manufacturer no longer makes these in those colors, so we've switched them all to black and white. Sizing Info: Small Medium Large Waist 25-26 in. 27-29 in. 30-32 in. Hips 34-36 in. 37-39 in. 40-42 in."
Samurai Sword Chopstick Sets
"Eating Asian food is probably one of our pastimes here at ThinkGeek. Right by the office, we have a friendly Japanese place with sushi and bento boxes, a Vietnamese place to get our pho on, two scrumptious vegetarian Indian buffets, and even a Thai place with a garden dining area lined in hot pepper plants. And even though Sheldon would yell at us for using chopsticks to eat our Thai food, we do it anyway. You know why? Because eating with chopsticks is FUN with a capital FUN. When we first saw these, we were like, ""Oh cool! Chopsticks that look like samurai swords! WANT!"" Then we looked a little closer and realized that they're modeled after the weapons of actual samurai. Allow us to introduce you: Maeda Toshimasu (better known as Maeda Keiji) fought with Uesugi's clan and was best known for breaking through enemy lines in the battle against the Mogami with only eight riders. If you're ever in Japan you can check out Keiji's armor at the Miyasaka Museum. Sanada Saemon-no-Suke Yukimura (Sanada Yukimura for short!) was an excellent military tactician, winning battles even if his forces were outnumbered. He was called ""a hero who may appear once in a hundred years"" and a ""crimson demon of war."" Date Masamune was known as the one-eyed dragon due to his outstanding tactical skills and (more notably) his missing eye. Masamune's army was instantly recognizable by their black armor and golden head gear. Fan of Japanese stuff, eating Asian food, or swords? Maybe like us, you can say heck yes to all three. Pick up a set of these chopsticks and make your next meal infinitely more badass. Product Specifications Specialty chopsticks that look just like samurai swords Imported from Japan, where swords are serious business Detailed handles reproduce those of samurai swords Accented with gold highlights Functional and decorative, won't cut your tongue like a real sword Comes with a stand so you can keep your chopsticks off the dirty table between bites NOTE: ThinkGeek does not endorse putting real swords in your mouth."
"Let's face it. Our meals aren't so magical anymore. We like what we like. Our kids eat the things they eat and don't eat the things they don't eat. It's pretty predictable what's going to end up on the table night after night. No magic here, just mac and cheese. Here at ThinkGeek, we're bringing the magic back to mealtime. What's more magical than a pair of tiny unicorns with overgrown horns? Turning them upside down and using them to eat your favorite Asian foods, that's what! They'll even stand on their tiny hooves to prevent your chopsticks from touching the table. Magical and considerate, those unicorns. Product Specifications Unicorn chopsticks will make every meal magical Mutant unicorns with extra long horns make excellent utensils They balance on their back hooves, too! Made from high quality food grade plastic 9"" in length"
Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters
Few things in this world are pleasant if the words used to describe them include silent and deadly. We're talking about ninjas, here. What were you talking about? Ninjas are the silent assassins of the far east. Sent to kill their targets, or to die trying. Ninjas were designed to be completely undetected while they do their deadly deeds. They wore all black to remain invisible. They stepped softly to remain silent...
Polluted Toxic Waste Glasses
Unless you're ingesting only pure rainwater and distilled pure grain alcohol, you're ingesting poison. That's right, Mandrake. Just like the global communist conspiracy, anything you drink will infiltrate and corrupt from within. That's why we're strong believers in total commitment. As long as you're going to drink poison, you may as well make sure your drinking vessel of choice makes it look the part. Sure, we all have hard jobs - Ice-cream Fluoridation Administrator, Director of Survival Mineshafts, Nuclear Rodeo Cowboy - but at the end of the day, we could all use a drink, amirite? So grab your highball, and pour yourself a nice tall glass of something tasty. Oh, and if you can make it green and slightly radioactive, even better. These glasses look the part, alright. Each set of two glasses look like little 55 gallon drums except they're just twelve ounces, and they're made of borosilicate glass. Still, with the nuclear hazard logo etched in the side, and filled with some sort of green luminescent liquid on-the-rocks, they're guaranteed to be the hit of the party.
Pizza-Boss 3000 Pizza Cutter
When a man tears into a pizza, he does so with his bare hands! He then cries and rushes off to the emergency room to get his fresh 2nd degree burns looked at. Unfortunately, that's not the best approach to eating a double-pepperoni. As anybody who's been burned by bubbling cheese fresh out of the oven, you're gonna want to cut your 'za into manageable slices. If, however, you insist on maintaining your total dominance over Italian cuisine, you can cut your pizza into manageable slices using a pizza cutter that looks like a circular saw! Oh yeah! The Pizza Boss 3000 pizza slicer makes short work of sausage, powers through pepperoni, and annihilates anchovies like a hot knife through, well, pizza, actually. So the next time you're faced with a beautiful New York style pepperoni, or a classic Chicago deep dish meatstravaganza with extra bacon, grab your Pizza Boss 3000 and show that pie who's in charge. Booya. Features Laser etched stainless steel blade High-durability plastic Removable blade for easy cleaning Measures 5 inches long, 2.25 inches wide, and 4.25 inches tall No batteries, gasoline, or oil required to operate this power tool!
The now famous caffeine molecule emblazoned on a swell glass mug is the perfect addition to your caffeine collection. This one's got some somewhat calm earl-grey tea in it cuz that's what I was drinking when I took the picture, but feel free to use it for your daily double cappucino with a shot of skyrocket syrup. 8 ounce glass mug with the caffeine molecule printed in lime green. Not microwave safe. Logo may rub off if put in dishwasher.
Brownie Bar Factory
No, no, we don't want to chomp on the wee Girl Scouts. They are the suppliers of Thin Mints, after all! We're taking about fresh from the oven, warm, fragrant, chocolatey brownies. The kind that are crunchy on the edges and soft in the middle. When the going gets tough, we want to be in our Mommy's kitchen right at the moment when she hands us our corner piece from the brownie pan. When you're craving brownies, you don't have to call Mom anymore. (But really, she'd appreciate a call now and then for other reasons.) Just pull out your Brownie Bar Factory and a box of your favorite brownie mix. Follow the directions on the brownie mix box and then pour the thick chocolate batter into the molds, close the top, and in 15 minutes, you will have a half dozen piping hot and delicious brownie bars. We will warn you that for your waistline's sake, it's best to bake brownies when friends and family are around. They are delicious and tempting and you will eat all six by yourself if left to your own devices. Our recommendation? Grab some ice cream and hot fudge and have a Brownie Sundae Party. Just be sure to invite us, okay? Product Specifications Bake a batch of brownies in 15 minutes Makes 6 brownie bars, each 1.8 x 3.5 x 1 inches Works with any brownie mix or recipe May work with cake or cookie mix if you're willing to do some experiments in the name of Bakery Science. (Remember to eat your mistakes!) Stores vertically so it fits in small spaces Uses 25% less electricity than a conventional oven BPA-free, FDA compliant food-safe materials used throughout PTFE & PFOE free non-stick surface Dimensions: 10 x 4 x 7.9 inches
Batman Ice Cube Tray
We'd say that Bruce Wayne uses these ice cubes when he throws a party, but that's probably a big fat lie. After all, that would give away his big secret. So we'll say that other people in Gotham who appreciate the good deeds of Batman probably use these when they throw parties. This silicone ice cube tray makes twelve bat insignia ice cubes. Not only are they the perfect addition to whatever you're drinking while reading the new Batman comics, they also look great in Halloween party drinks...
Corn Dog Factory
"The greatest thing about carnivals isn't the rides. It's not the games, or the cheating carnies that con you out of your giant stuffed badger. No, the greatest thing about carnivals is the food. Oh, scoff if you must, but there's something about the funnel cake, cotton candy, and various meats on sticks that bring 'em in from miles around. For one, the cooking implements have the ancient caked-on goodness of carnivals of yore to help ""flavor"" each recipe. Blech. The other thing that keeps 'em coming is how tough it is to make funnel cake, deep-fried twinkies, or corndogs that didn't come from the freezer. Until now. The dream that came through a million years, that lived on through all the tears, has finally arrived - Making your own corndogs at home! But don't let the limits of convention stop you from trying something new! Chop up a little jalapeno into your cornmeal batter for a kick! Substitute a little buckwheat flour or maybe ground almonds in the cornmeal for some nuttiness! Or, you can do like we did in the video - make bacon corndogs, son! Food on a stick is about to go through a revolution. Making your own corndogs at home may not put those thieving carnies out of business, but at least you won't have to wait until the State Fair to get your corndog fix!"
Mini Cupcake Factory
"Cupcakes appeal to the geek because they're entirely made out of cake! Plus, they're teeny and cute, and, for some reason, things that are miniaturized make some of the geek girls here in the office squee with delight! One only has to look at adorable pictures of miniature horses to know the truth of this. So, in the epic battle of cake vs. cupcake, the cupcake has one point for its teenyness, if that's even a word. Another advantage the cupcake has is, due to its size, it has an extremely high crust-to-cake ratio. You know, that outer layer of extra caramelized batter that's soaked up some of the oil and has a slight give to the crumb? Nummy. Also, again - size related, the cupcake cooks in a mere 5 minutes time. So, if you include the time spent mixing and heating the cupcake pan, you're only 10 minutes away from craving to nomming delicious hot cupcakes! ThinkGeek knows you love cupcakes - mostly because we love cupcakes. Consequently, when we found this electric mini cupcake pan, we knocked over little old ladies to get at them. Each one of these little pans heats up in minutes, and cooks 7 cupcakes at a time in 5 short minutes. So you can go from craving to mixing to eating hot delicious cupcakes in less time than it takes to make five 2-minute eggs. Maybe our math is wrong? Apropos of nothing: in the UK, they're called ""fairy cakes."" Unfortunately for our british friends, though, this little guy only has a US 110v plug. Which is fine, really. More for us!"
LED Jellyfish Mood Lamp
Blackbeard was just about the most ruthless pirate ever. His management style was unique, to say the least. If one of his crew misbehaved, he would drop them in a large tank full of jellyfish and delight as the jewels he kept at the bottom of the tank reflected different colors into the ballet of agony that played out before him. According to the infamous pirate's diaries, it really calmed his nerves, too. Wow...
Yamaha Sv-150 Silent Practice Violin Wine Red Instrument Only
The new SV-150 takes practice to an entirely new level with its new-concept control box featuring digital tuner, digital metronome, and more than 20 digital sound effects. Effects include reverb, distortion, and vibrato. An SD card player makes it possible to play along with your favorite recorded tracks in mp3, m4a, wav, and MIDI file formats. The music player can slow down to 50% or speed up to 150% of the original track speed, maintaining the same pitch. Download any tracks to the SD card and play along to anything, anytime.
Space Gun LED Keyring
"Every outer space adventurer needs three things: a fast ship, a quirky sidekick (alien or robot, preferably), and a reliable blaster. It's up to you to win your own fast ship in a gambling game and earn some blood oath or something for the sidekick. But for the blaster, oh have we got you covered. Presenting the Space Gun LED Keyring! It's so small, you'll never be without it. The Space Gun LED Keyring is just a joy. It's little, it's cute, it's space-age plastic with a rubbery coating, and it goes PEW! when you pull the trigger. That's right, the Space Gun LED Keyring isn't just about good looks. A bright red LED with flash and a loud PEW! will sound with each trigger pull. It will vanquish aliens, monsters, coworkers, and any other malevolent entities you come across. Or, at least, it will make them smile. Get a few Space Gun LED Keyring today, and hide them in all your pockets. Never know when you'll need a little Pew Pew!! Space Gun LED Keyring Pull the trigger and get a nice, loud PEW! and a flashing, red LED tip! Attaches to your keys or pants or body hardware - anywhere you might need a quick draw pistol. Batteries: 3 button cell, non-replaceable batteries (included). Dimensions: 2"" long."
The Jetson Cool Eco-Friendly Electric Bike
"Enjoy sweat-free transportation with our new Jetson Electric Bike! Never go to a gas station again! Simply charge the battery, plug it in, and ride! Use less effort and become more efficient! Whether traveling to class, commuting to work, or simply running an errand, our state-of-the-art electric bike is both simple and safe! Feel good knowing that with a Jetson Electric Bike you are saving the environment. Our E-Bike is 100% Eco Friendly and Green. Equipped with a digital LCD display, the current speed, battery life, and mileage count illuminates beautifully whether day or night! Features: Removable Lithium Ion Battery Cruise Up to 20 MPH Front and Rear Disc Brakes Fully Functional Pedals 40 Mile Range Per Charge 2 Rear View Mirrors Included Fully Assembled Dimensions: 65"" L x 26"" W x 14” H Weight: 120 lbs. Jetson Electric Bikes are the newest, most stylish, and convenient mode of transportation on the road! Order Today!"
Color Creativity Set 82 Pieces
This comprehensive art set contains a remarkable 82 pieces all tucked safely and neatly into a portable, attractive wooden box with sleek design and carrying handle. Both wet nd dry mediums, plus essential tools, comprise all the color youUll need for many creative experiences. Take or store it anywhere. The set includes 24 colored pencils, 24 oil pastels, 24 large watercolor pans, three mixing palette trays, two camel hair brushes, 1 sanding block, a pencil sharpener and a kneaded eraser. Order for May shipping.
My First Bacon - Talking Plush
"(and he talks and says ""I'm Bacon!"") We're always thinking and dreaming here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ. In fact, we have meetings to do just that (and eat, not that we need an excuse to eat). While nomming on some delicious BLTs slathered in Baconnaise, designerd Christian thought a terrifying thought. ""With all this vegetarian buzz going around,"" he mused, ""What will happen to bacon in the future? What if everyone goes... vegan?"" (Insert the sound of three dozen monkeys simultaneously gasping... except for the vegetarian employees who were silently thoughtful.) This is our plan. My First Bacon(tm) is a ThinkGeek exclusive plush toy that will delight your little ones. Even if they're not on solid foods yet, your progeny shouldn't be deprived of the joys of bacon. Soft and snuggly with big giant eyes, My First Bacon(tm) is both friendly and reliable, just like actual bacon. Squeeze him and he says, ""I'm Bacon!"". No matter what the situation, he says, ""I'm Bacon!"" This reminds children that no matter what happens in life, they should be true to themselves and always be proud of who they are. Which of course, means bacon lovers. What child on this planet wouldn't want to befriend a piece of mostly meat held together with fat and love? And don't just think about the kids, adults enjoy My First Bacon just as much as the kids do. Sometimes a little too much. Product Specifications Huggable plush bacon for kids and kids at heart 3 and older Says ""I'm bacon!"" when you squeeze him Mechanical animated mouth Velveteen pork flesh and super soft fleece fat Teach your kids to love bacon, not pigs Please do not eat My First Bacon(tm). Requires 3 x AA Batteries (Included!) Dimensions: 19"" tall by 7"" wide Download the My First Bacon Ringtone! For the .m4r (iPhone) version, right- or control-click here to save the zipped file, then unzip. For the .mp3 version, right- or control-click here."
Infectious Disease Balls - Smallpox (green) by ThinkGeek
IMPORTANT!!! Inside each ball is liquid latex which makes the magic happen when you squeeze it. Be careful you don't pierce the ball with your fingernails or any other sharp object lest you be left with a puddle of neon colored goo. Gotcha? People deal with stress in different ways. Some of us prefer shouting curse words. Others go out for a smoke. Still others head to the kitchen for a snack. All of these are bad habits, of course. We have a solution for the stress eaters of the world... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Call of Duty: Black Ops II Hardened Edition
Pushing the boundaries of what fans have come to expect from the record-setting entertainment franchise, Call of Duty: Black Ops II propels players into a near future, 21st Century Cold War, where technology and weapons have converged to create a new generation of warfare.
Daniels Wood Land Original Outdoor Wood Tree Playhouse
Fun and whimsical clubhouseCrafted from redwood cedar and douglas firHouse sits atop a real hollowed-out logIncludes a swing and covered mini-porchAvailable in Standard and Deluxe models. Fun and whimsical Daniels Wood Land Original Outdoor Tree House is designed to provide hours of entertainment and makes a fantastic ice breaker. Your kids will love entering an old hollowed out log to climb up a ladder and through a trapdoor to their very own hideout. The six crooked windows and shingled roof add a playful look and give your children plenty of space to look out over the world. The swing on the side and covered mini-porch add to the fun. Your kids will enjoy playing pretend swinging holding secret meetings and even having sleepovers in this versatile tree house. Features of standard version of this Tree House: Real standard log - approx. 4-foot diam. 6 crooked windows Log door Log porch Log window with eave 6 crooked windows 4 x 5 foot standard clubhouse floor Ladder in hollow log Clubhouse trap door Roofed mini-porch on log 1 belt swing Rust accent package Measures 9W x 8.6D x 15H feet In addition to what's listed above the deluxe model has these enhanced features: Real oversized log - approx. 5-foot diam. 5 x 6 foot oversized clubhouse floor 2 roof dormers Measures 10W x 9.6D x 15H feet All of our tree houses have two main pieces: the playhouse and the log. The entrance is made from an actual fallen old log which is hollowed out with a chainsaw and the house which is crafted from redwood or cedar is on top. To get in simply enter the door on the log climb the ladder and go through the trap door to find yourself inside. These playhouses are an amazing addition to your landscaping whether or not you have kids! Each tree house is unique in its own way because no two logs are exactly alike. The tree houses average 15 feet tall and the logs average 4 feet in diameter and while a bit snug there is more than enough room for a large adult to climb inside and stand up straight. You will need to have a forklift for the day of delivery and installation.
Star Wars Plush w/ sound
"As dorky as this may sound, we have a soft spot for plush. Plastic or metallic figures are cool, but sometimes, you just need a hug. (And guys, you won't lose your man card for admitting that.) Also, plushes are great gifts for wee geeks that you're trying to mold into lovers of the good Star Wars movies. Start them young, raise 'em right, we say. Don't want them asking for a Jar Jar plush! If there was ever a case for justifiable filicide... or at least extensive reprogramming... These Star Wars Plush come in sizes from 4"" keychain buddies all the way up to the mega huge 24"" huggable Chewie. The 4"" versions can be clipped to your keys, backback, laptop bag, or even the zipper of your winter coat. Each plush has a signature sound effect when you squeeze them: R2-D2 with his bleeps and bloops, Chewbacca with a Wookiee growl, Darth Vader's creepy stalker breathing, and Yoda with his patented advice for young Jedi-to-be. Product Specifications WARNING: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not for children under 3. Plush Star Wars characters with signature sound effects Made of polyester fibers infused with pure galactic awesome 4"" models have attached keychain to hang from your keys or laptop bag Choose wisely R2-D2 with bleep blooping sound effects: 4"", 9"" or 15"" Chewbacca with trademark Wookiee growl: 4"", 9"" or 15"" Vader with creepy stalker breathing: 4"", 9"" or 15"" Boba Fett with three phrases: 9"" Jawa with light-up eyes, laughter, and phrases: 9"" Yoda with signature Jedi a signature phrase: 4"", 9"" or 15"""
Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl
"We love goldfish, but alas, we're also lazy and forget to feed the little dudes. And we're ever so tired of all the toilet bowl funerals. That was just a joke to mention toilets, as we would never fail to feed our fishy friends. But what if there was an easier way to enjoy a goldfish without having to worry about food? There is (huzzah!) and it is the Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl. Playing with your new Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is super easy. Put fresh batteries into the top, push the base decoration into the bowl, fill the bowl with water, and put the top back on. Tap the top and the fishy ""swims"" around - looking quite alive. There's even an LED light show that morphs from one color to another for the perfect relaxing fishy mood. All you have to feed your Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is batteries, and it will love you as much as a piece of plastic can love a human. Forever! Never again will you have to write ""RIP Cap'n Goldikins"" on your toilet. We salute you, Cap'n. Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl Just like a real fish, it ""swims around."" But unlike a real fish, you never need to feed it! Real glass bowl - just add batteries and water (both not included). Three Modes: Demo - Fish swims for 30 seconds with lights (button must be pressed first). Play - Fish swims for 90 seconds with lights. E.P. - Fish swims for 5 minutes with lights. Includes: Glass bowl, fish unit, and base decoration. Batteries: 3 x AA Dimensions: approx. 7.5"" x 4.5"" x 7.9"""
Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container
"When a Time Lord needs to send a message, technologies like pony express or email just won't do. The psychic container is where it's at: every bit of your message conveyed in exactly the way you meant it to be heard and felt by the recipient. Of course, if it's a bad message, then the sight of the little flying box is not a welcome one. This replica of the psychic container features motion-sensitive light changing effects. Tap the top to turn on the white glow. Tap again for white flickering mode (the most psychic-looking of the effects, in our opinion!), and tap yet again to go into color mode which cycles through a rainbow of colors. The Mark of the Corsair graces the front, reminding us that a Time Lord is eternal. The Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container makes a fun desk accessory or a nifty night light for your bedside table. Product Specifications Time Lord Psychic Container from the BBC TV series Doctor Who Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible From the episode ""The Doctor's Wife"" written by Neil Gaiman Color changing plastic cube with glowing and flickering effects Three modes: Color change, white glow, and white flicker Simply tap the cube to begin the light effects, tap again to turn off Automatically turns off after 10 minutes to conserve battery life Makes a great bedside night light Dimensions: 3.63"" x 3.63"" x 3.63"" Batteries: 3x LR44 batteries (included)"
Blobimals - DIY Putty Monsters
Got a little monster of a geekling that needs an outlet to express their creativity that doesn’t destroy the things you love? (“Yes dear, Mommy sees that you drew Pikachu. It’s a very good Pikachu. But Mommy paid $100 for that duvet cover...”) Blobimals are squishy, ugly, and totally reusable fun - the perfect activity for your creative little monster. Open the jar and remove the blob of colored putty and mold it into a monster shape. Stick the various arms, legs, feet, eyes, and appendages to your monster. Snap pictures, then smoosh monster and start all over again. The putty will slowly melt into a puddle if left out, so you can let your monster die a slow and painful death if that’s what you want. Product Specifications For Ages 4 and Up WARNING: Small parts - Not intended for children under 3 years of age. Build your own monster kit for kids Each order of Blobimals includes: Container Blobimal molding putty (in red, green, or blue) Monster appendages and eye(s) Instructions Random packed: Our robot warehouse monkeys will select a color for you.
Kid Robot Unisex's The DIY Mini MUNNY in Glow in the Dark (with Mystery Accessory) (4 Inch)
Kid Robot Unisex's The DIY Mini MUNNY in Glow in the Dark (with Mystery Accessory) (4 Inch), Housewares: The Kidrobot DIY Mini MUNNY in Glow in the Dark (with Mystery Accessory) (4-inch) Our miniature version of MUNNY is coming at you in an all-new glow in the dark vinyl edition. *Each 4-inch figure comes with a mystery accessory stickers and mini marker By Kidrobot
Swinging Sticks Kinetic Energy Sculpture
On the opening day for Iron Man 2, a gaggle of 35 ThinkGeek monkeys played hooky from work to go to the movie theater. (It's okay, our boss was there, too.) Our purpose was two-fold. Firstly, we can't resist a good geeky movie, especially ones with Marvel characters. But secondly, we wanted to find the coolest things from the movie that we could bring to you, our fantastic customers...
Octopus Surprise Mug
"The octopus is a crafty creature. Search it out on the internets, and you will see octopi (or octopuses or octopodes - pick your favorite) changing color and shape (sometimes mimicking other animals) and even walking on land. But why, oh why, would you ever expect to find one hiding in your coffee? Well, because you have an Octopus Surprise Mug - that's why! Each Octopus Surprise Mug looks like a harmless mug made of gleaming white porcelain. But inside, lurks an octopus, waiting for your beverage level to drop. And then . . . IT WILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF!!!! Ok, it won't, but if you're not expecting it, it surely will startle you. But don't think of the octopus in the Octopus Surprise Mug as mean; think of him or her as waiting to congratulate you for drinking another cup of liquid. Eight arms clapping - just for you. Octopus Surprise Mug Simple looking, white, porcelain mug holds an octopus waiting to surprise unknowing drinkers. Great for scaring friends, and/or coworkers. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Holds approx. 2/3 cup of liquids (5.3 oz) with 0.5"" room at top (so we don't burn ourselves). Dimensions: 3.25"" tall."
"We love steampunk! From the gears, goggles, top hats, everything about steampunk fashion is fun. Now there's a new thing for us to wear during cosplay: a telescope necklace! This vintage brass telescope harkens back to that romantic era of swashbuckling. As an added bonus, it's fully functional and collapsible. It comes with a 24"" antique brass necklace with a clasp closure. It'll make a great addition to any shiny costume, or on its own. And if you happen to see a dashing young swashbuckler on the other side of the party or con, use it to get a close-up before sauntering over. Nothing like saying ""I saw you from across the room"" and showing off the telescope necklace to entice someone to roguish adventure! Product Specifications Vintage collapsing brass telescope—it works! Perfect for steampunk cosplay Telescope is about 1.5"" in length when closed, and 3.25"" in length when open Hangs from 24"" antique brass necklace with clasp closure For our customers with nickel allergies: this pendant and chain are made from raw brass, and are both nickel free."
AK Ice Cube Tray
The AK-47 is an extremely reliable weapon. Also known as a Kalashnikov, it has been in service for over 60 years and produced in over 25 countries. It remains highly prized by those who desire a weapon that will shoot every time. Its name is feared throughout the world, and its signature bark chills the blood. And a chill is not necessarily a bad thing. On a hot day, a chill is just what you want on your drink, for example...
LED Faucet Lights
Tired of that same old monotonous water? Bored with water that doesn't look like futuristic alien mouthwash? Need to make your midnight bathroom appointments more exhilarating? Then you need to get the LED faucet light attachment from ThinkGeek. You can turn any faucet in your home into a streaming fantasia of techie-bliss in just minutes. How does it work? Just attach to the end of your faucet (universal adapters included), and when the water flows through the magic chamber, it simply turns on the LED array and illuminates the stream with soothingly powerful hues. But wait, there's more! Not only does your water light up, but the color light changes with the water's temperature. When the water is cold, you see BLUE LED's until the water temperature hits 89 degrees after which the LEDs turn RED (now with a brushed chrome finish)! Here's what you get: Chamber with LEDs Batteries pre-installed plus a set of spare batteries (uses LR44 watch batteries) Instruction Sheet Two universal adapters included. (fits most standard faucets in USA. Not recommended for faucets outside of the USA.) Dimensions: 2.25" tall, 1.25" diameter.
Hypnocube Animated LED Cube
Work is stressful. Even if you're lucky enough to have an awesome job like working at ThinkGeek, there are still those days that make you wanna pull out your hair. We can't just sock you out so you think you've been fishing all day. That's really not what we do. However, the good news is, we think this cube can help you. Try to relax. Relax every muscle in your body, from your toes to your fingertips. Relax your legs...
Extra Wide Designer Wood Locker - Triple Tier - 1 Wide - 6 Feet High - 18 Inches Deep - Blue
Extra Wide Designer Wood Locker - Triple Tier - 1 Wide - 6 Feet High - 18 Inches Deep - Blue
FRAMEWORK - Retro Novelty Nerd Geek Gamer Colorful 2-Tone Pixel Glasses
It's hip to be square in these futuristic sunglasses that feature a unique pixel graphics shape. These are a limited edition item so get'em before they all get deleted? Made with an acetate based frame, metal hinges and polycarbonate UV protected lenses.
Survival Kit in a Sardine Can
Sardines come packed in metal tins and even though they are a good source of omega 3 fatty acids, they are still oily and kind of funky smelling. No offense to any fans out there but we feel the metal tins could be put to much better use. Here we have a genuine air-tight, waterproof, crushproof sardine can packed full of 25 survival items...
Cooking for Geeks Cookbook
Are you the innovative type, the cook who marches to a different drummer? Are you used to expressing your creativity instead of just following recipes? Are you interested in the science behind what happens to food while it's cooking? Do you want to learn what makes a recipe work so you can improvise and create your own unique dish? Do you enjoy paragraphs made only of questions? Read on, then? Cooking for Geeks is more than just a cookbook...
Great American Sauna Company 4 Person Sauna
Dimensions: 67L x 45W x 76H inches. 7 infrared carbon panel heaters in walls and bench. Requires dedicated 20 amp service with NEMA 6-20R. Interior and exterior of natural hemlock wood. Assembly under 30 minutes (2 people). Get the kind of spa treatment that spa treatment that usually requires travel and reservations in your own backyard with the Great American Sauna Company 4 Person Sauna. This full-capacity 4-person sauna is graced with professional features that will help you and your family feel their best.BenefitsHeat therapy in a sauna expands the blood vessels, which improves circulation and overall healthRegular perspiration releases harmful toxins, nourishes the skin, and promotes weight lossSauna treatment is valuable in achieving a healthier, more relaxed state of mindFar infrared ray (FIR) energy is part of the natural light spectrum - does not include harmful UV lightFIR converts to heat energy and absorbed into the bodyFeaturesFull size home sauna with ample bench space for up to 4 users7 infrared carbon panel heaters built into the walls and bench for even heat distributionTemperatures up to 40Â° Fahrenheit with adjustable roof vent for circulationInterior and exterior natural hemlock constructionTempered glass window and full-size door for natural light entryInterior backlit LED control panelTwo-speaker sound system with mp3 auxiliary player hookupBuilt-in interior reading lightsPlugs into standard 110V/15 amp electrical service2-person clasp-together assembly in under 30 minutesOverall dimensions: 57L x 43W x 76H inchesManufacturer's warranty included - see Product Guarantee area for complete details
Starfrit Rotato Express As Seen On TV Potato Peeler
Rotato Express takes the fast and efficient traditional design of your favorite kitchen tool and speeds it up. The indispensable kitchen tool! One of the best Electric Potato Peeler in Market Today! Peels potatoes, fruits and vegetables instantly, at the push of a button! The Rotato Express is the amazing peeling machine that peels away potato, vegetables and fruit skins in seconds, in one fast easy motion! Best of all, the Rotato Express peels just the skin, without wasting any of the nutritious part of the fruit or vegetable. To use the Rotato Express, simply center the food on the bottom spokes and press gently. Then, lower the upper section so that it grasps the food and holds it securely. Using the height adjustment lever, raise the cutter arm so it rests on top of food to be peeled. Press the button and watch as Rotato Express quickly and neatly does the peeling for you. Rotato Express is simple and safe to operate. Its non-slip base holds it securely to the counter or other work surface. It also stops automatically when the peeling is over.
Albida S Suspension by Aureliano Toso
Glistening like icicles under the light, the Aureliano Toso Albida S Suspension adds crisp luxury to the contemporary dining room or entry. Each crystal element is handmade, ensuring that every suspension is unique. A Polished Chrome finish completes the chic look. Designed by Anny Talli Nencioni; made in Italy.Italian lighting design company Aureliano Toso Illuminazione dal 1938 creates innovative lighting that is based in the greatest 1930s Italian glassmaking traditions. Their current line of fixtures decorates, illuminates and invigorates any modern space. Aureliano Toso is a brand of the FDV Collection.FDV Group in Venice, Italy, has joined numerous Italian lighting design companies together under one roof. As such, they are able to provide a wide range of innovative, contemporary designs conceived by distinct brands with long-standing traditional values of quality Italian glassmaking and universal design.The Aureliano Toso Albida S Suspension is available with the following:Details:18 handmade Clear crystal glass shadesMetal framePolished Chrome finishRound, domed ceiling canopyAdjustable suspension cablesUL ListedDesigned by Anny Talli NencioniMade in ItalyLighting: Eighteen 20 Watt 120 Volt Type G4 Halogen lamps (included).Shipping:This item usually ships in 2-3 days.Dimensions: Fixture: Overall Diameter 17.75 In., Height 5.88 In., Overall Hanging Length Adjustable to 39 In.
Doctor Who Dalek Projection Clock
There you are, cozy in your PJs dreaming about a new season of The Doctor, when it hits you - you are not alone. Looming out of the dark and nebulous reaches of reality you can hear them as they float towards you, giant toilet plunger manipulator appendages at the ready, gunsticks aimed for you. It's them. They're here. You run, but you can't escape. Just as fear and panic put an icy grip on you, you sit bolt upright in bed, eyes glued to the ceiling, awake. You can still hear them...
Nostalgia Electrics Old Fashioned Red Kettle Corn Popper
Find popcorn makers at Target.com! The nostalgia electrics kpm508 vintage collection kettle popcorn maker with its unique style, reminiscent of large vendor carts from the early 1900s, will be the hit of every party! It features a stainless steel kettle with a built-in stirring system and pops up to 10 cups of popcorn per batch. Included, are a measuring spoon for oil and a measuring cup for popcorn kernels, so every batch pops perfectly. A tempered window and light allow you to watch the popcorn popping. Popcorn has never tasted so good at home! 2.5-ounce stainless steel kettle with built-in stirring system pops up to 10 cups of popcorn per batch bin capacity of up to 30...
Belham Living Meridian Outdoor Wicker Patio Furniture Set with Propane Fire Pit Table Sunbrella Antique Beige
Sectional design for multiple arrangementsAll-weather resin wicker over rust-resistant aluminum frames40,000 BTU cast iron gas fire pit with granite tabletop surroundSteel firebowl with lava rocks, artificial logs20-lb. propane tanknot included; fire pit cover includedFade- and weather-resistant Sunbrella cushion covers. Even if someone invented a fifth season it would still be the perfect time of year to gather around the Belham Living Meridian All Weather Wicker Fire Pit Chat Set - Granite Fire Pit and Sunbrella Cushions. At the center of this set is a 40 000 BTU gas firepit with a porcelain-coated steel firebowl surrounded by a solid granite top. Removable wicker panels let you access the propane tank that sits on a pull-out shelf and a hidden panel gives you access to simple automatic ignition. Around the fire pit you'll be relaxing on four curved benches made of resin wicker over a rust-proof aluminum frame. Resin wicker has all the appearances of traditional wicker but with a polymer composition that will resist moisture weather and aging. Dimensions: Bench: 65.75W x 28.5D x 29.75H in. Weight capacity each bench: 500 lbs. End tables: 19.75L x 29.25W x 19.75H in. Fire pit: 41.3L x 41.3W x 21.7H in. The Sunbrella cushions are fade-proof all-weather solution dyed fabric making these the perfect seats in any season. Two side tables are made with the same resin wicker and aluminum frame construction (glass not included). Each bench weighs 29 lbs. with a capacity of 500 lbs. *Please note that the wicker of the fire pit and benches are very close in color but because of their differing manufacturers there may be a minor variation in color. *End tables do not come with glass top surface. The tables are reinforced with PVC board underneath the resin wicker making cleaning low to no maintenance and are able to support the weight of drinks and serving ware. About Belham Living Belham Living builds catalog-quality furniture in traditional styles at a price that actually makes sense. By listening to our customers and working closely with great manufacturers we build beautiful pieces worthy of your home. Rich wood finishes attention to detail and stylish lines that tie everything together are some of the hallmarks of a Belham Living piece. From the living room or bedroom through the kitchen and out onto the deck there's something from an incredible Belham collection perfect for your style. Color: Sunbrella Antique Beige.
Panic Button Light Switch Replacement Kit
In every sci-fi film or TV show, there is usually one easily recognizable trope - no, not the hypersexual female alien in the skin-tight cat-suit, though she does make a fairly regular appearance. The answer we're looking for is the panic-button. You know, the Red Button™! The big shiny candy-like button that erases history, ejects the warp core, blows the emergency seals, activates the self-destruct, sounds red-alert, engages the hyperdrive, activates the halide fire-retardants, or simply flushes the waste-disposal system is a regular character in most sci-fi. It's curious, then, that the Big Red Button™ doesn't appear in your home or office! Wouldn't it be great to have one of those buttons, even if pressing it doesn't warn the sentries that the world-killer virus has escaped containment? What about your light-switch? Isn't that little flippy-lever overdue for a makeover? Sure it is, otherwise, you wouldn't have read this far! What we're offering is a wired replacement for your light-switch. Just turn off the breakers, pull out the light-switch and replace it with this one. It's a wire-for-wire swap, so it should be easy. Please be safe, though, and double - nay - TRIPLE CHECK that the breakers were switched before doing any home wiring. When you're done, you've got a Big Red Button™ that, when slapped, will turn on and off your lights. Also, if you just want to dim your lights and your computer voice-activation phrase isn't recognized by your home-automation equipment, your new Big Red Button™ also acts as a dimmer. Instead of smacking it, a gentle turn will lower the illumination to a level suitable for alien seduction. Features US Light-switch replacement kit 2 3/4" by 4 1/4" brushed aluminum wall plate and large red dimmer switch Not suitable for fighter ejection panels, nuclear rod extraction, or fire suppression systems Let's be serious here: Please use caution when performing any electrical work in your house Make sure you trip the breaker to your outlet to the off position before attempting to replace your switch
Relax Sack 7 ft. Microsuede Foam Bean Bag Sofa Violet
Made of microsuede material. Filled with high-quality foam. Round bean bag. Available in a variety of colors. Washable and changeable covers. Dimensions: 84 diam. x 34H inches. With the 7 Foot Relax Sack Microsuede Foam Bean Bag Sofa, you will find yourself in the lap of luxury. Offering enough room for up to three people to relax, this bean bag sofa defines lavish comfort in every respect. This black beauty sports a foam-filled construction and a durable microsuede fabric exterior that is washable. So, invite your friends over and give them a taste of luxury. Color: Violet.
Brain Freeze Ice Cube Molds
"Basically, there are two ways we can approach how awesome these brain-shaped ice-cubes are: 1 - we can take the obvious zombie angle. Naturally, Zombies are (were) people, too, and when they're done with a long day at the office, tearing the gizzards out of Phil in Accounting, there's nothing they prefer more than to kick back with a high-ball of their favorite adult beverage, and ruminate on the day's activity... 2 - we can make reference to the well-known-but-oft-misunderstood ""Brain Freeze"" phenomenon made famous by Slurpee / Slushee / Squishee aficionados world-wide. You know - the pain you get when you drink a beverage (usually of the not-quite-frozen-yet-still-below-zero variety), and a pain shoots from your sinus cavity into your brain like icy daggers... yeah, we could definitely do that. But we're opting for a third approach to marketing these little silicon trays. This third option completely outstrips the zombie angle and the brain-freeze angle and leaves them in their metaphorical dust. You ready? Buy these Brain-Freeze Ice Cube Molds. They're friggin' awesome. What do you mean, ""I'm fired?"""
Pixel Heart Heat Changing Mug by ThinkGeek
We all like to sit around and complain that we need caffeine to take on the oh-so-hard task of sitting on our expanding backsides and typing for eight hours. "Oh no," we say. "Don't talk to me about that spreadsheet until I've had my 4-cup French press!" Do you know who thinks you should STFU? Mario. Link. Other heroes who are busting their tails in the wild to rescue princesses and save the world. Think of them next time you complain about being bored in a meeting... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Like/Dislike Stamp Set
"History Time: The thumbs up/thumbs down gesture for approval/distaste (and which gesture means which) comes from Ancient Roman times - specifically, instructions to the gladiator on whether or not to spare his opponent. But here's the thing: the Latin term for this is Pollice verso, which translates to ""turned thumb."" If you consult the writings of old dead Roman people, you'll find even they contradict each other on which one is really approval and which is distaste. But, who cares: we of the present have decreed thumbs up to be good and thumbs down to be bad. And that's the model that the Like/Dislike Stamp Set perpetuates. Each Like/Dislike Stamp Set comes with two, self-inking stamps (that's why we call it a set). Use the Like stamp for things you like and the Dislike stamps for things you don't like. For instance: we like origami - so though we will probably crush the little paper swan, we're gonna stamp it with the Like stamp. We don't like TPS reports, so we'll save the Dislike stamp for that. And why did we provide these further instructions and examples for such a straight forward product? Simple: to fill up space. YAY. Get your Like/Dislike Stamp Set today, and ink up your future with your opinion tomorrow. Like/Dislike Stamp Set Set of two stamps - for every occasion. Self-inking, for your convenience. Set includes one of each stamp. Dimensions: 3"" x 1.25"" x 2.5"""
Doomed Crystal Skull Shotglass
The life of an average skull is pretty straightforward. First, you're inhabited by the brains of your human, then you're either burned or buried and inhabited by... well, let's not think about that. If you're very lucky, you may end up on stage for a production of Hamlet. If you're very unlucky, you get inhabited by a spirit of intellect under the control of an evil necromancer...
The Ex - Unique Knife Set and Holder
We'll get right to the point with this product - it's a wicked cool design for a knife holder and certainly a lot more edgy than the standard old block of wood. We're not sure who the designer might have been thinking of when he created this but we definitely like the results. And it includes five knives!. This unique artistic knife holder is made of heavy duty ABS plastic and will be the talk of the party! It's an innovative knife suspension system with individual protective knife sleeves for each blade. The five knives are made from heavy gauge durable stainless steel. The slots are magnetized to secure knives in the holder. Overall, we'd say The Ex Knife Set is very cutting edge!
The Gun Mug
Most mornings, caffeine is required before your brain properly engages. Attempting to startle or aggravate a geek before he's had his morning jolt is asking for a world of hurt. Geeks can be downright snippy before they've had a chance to properly wake up. Extreme care must be taken in these circumstances. Every morning, without fail, there's that worthless jerk in the office that's been awake with the sun, and, with extreme perkiness, tries to engage you in mindless banter. Your synapses fire just enough to remind you that, indeed, you hate that guy. Relying entirely on your lizard brain to work the controls on the coffee dispenser, you pour a piping hot cup-o-joe into your Gun Mug. Seeing the handle and the trigger-grip, said jerk gets the message quickly and backs the hell off. Nobody wants to mess with a geek with a gun. Even if that gun is only loaded with coffee. Features Black ceramic coffee mug with pistol grip Looks bad-ass in your hand Holds 8 ounces of your favorite hot beverage Five by three by four inches Gun mug safety is no joke. Keep your gun mug properly maintained and clean at all times Dishwasher safe
Ctrl-Alt-Delete Cup Set
Let's look at your computer's lifecycle. When your Windows computer is being a bit slow, when its memory is fragmented, when the threads of its normal execution become so tangled that it's no longer considered useful, the one thing that will refresh it fully is the troika of buttons "Ctrl - Alt - Del." Hitting those three buttons are designed to interrupt the computers processes, clearing out the memory, and recycling the system power. Now, let's look at your lifecycle...
Testrite High Style Artist Easel
Professional studio easel package with light, table, casters, and easelThis easel is perfect for in studio use. Holds larger canvases and features adjustable back leg. Work table holds paint, brushes, and other items. Locking caster provide stability and mobility. Holds canvases up to 84 inches high.