H2O Instant Water Candle Kit
"Two packs per order for even more candle-ness!! Candles have been used for hundreds of years to spread light where there was dark, not just because no one had invented electricity yet, but because they were so beautiful. And ever since about 10 minutes after the first candle was created, the first candle-lit romantic mood was created. But regular candles are boring. Time to play with some liquid density and cooking ingredients (also romantic) and put an H2O Instant Water Candle Kit or few to good use. Ok, so first you get a jar or vase or something (something glass with a wide mouth). Fill it 3/4 full of water, and mix in some coloring for . . . well, color. Drop in any other crap you want in the jar for to make it more beautiful. Add a centimeter layer of cooking oil on top of that water, and gently float a wick (which you already inserted into a floater) on the water. Then light it. It will burn off the cooking oil (since said oil will be floating on top of the water), and look gorgeous. By using some H2O Instant Water Candle Kits, you will have unique candles that won't drip wax all over the place. Oh, and, if the candle gets knocked over by accident, the water will extinguish the flames. H2O Instant Water Candle Kit - a simple, science-y, exquisite way to add some beauty to your world. Please Note: You'll need to supply your own vase/jar, water decorations (rocks, etc), water, and oil. H2O Instant Water Candle Kit Just add water, cooking oil, and a jar (or vase) to make a beautifully unique candle. Fire not included, either. Non toxic, but that doesn't mean you should drink it. Colors: Blue, Green, and Red. Each Pack Includes: 3 floaters, 18 wicks, and 20g (0.71oz) of coloring). Super Six Pack Contains: 2 of each color - for super decorating and stuff. Package Dimensions: approx. 2.75"" x 5.5"" x 0.75"""
Bacon Wrapping Paper
"If you want to make a food product even more desirable, there is one thing you can do. You can wrap it in bacon. Shrimp, pork, human - everything tastes better when wrapped in bacon. So, why not apply this principle to gifts you bestow? Now you can, with Bacon Wrapping Paper. Wrapping presents in Bacon Wrapping Paper isn't just fun for you. It will let the giftee know how much you really care about them. Think of that, then, as you send your off your package waving. Snail mail gifts are still the bestest, and even better when wrapped in Bacon Wrapping Paper. Save the real bacon for yourself! Bacon Wrapping Paper Instantly make any present look like it was wrapped in delicious bacon. Two 20"" x 30"" pieces of quality wrapping paper."
"We think astrolabes and such gadgets are really cool, but we're glad we don't have to rely on them today. You know how complicated it is to program a destination into your GPS while you're sitting at a light. Imagine trying to figure it out using an astrolabe. We dig this non-functional one. For astrolabe fans (and those who just like to learn new stuffs), the mater (the disk which holds all the parts) on this is English pewter, and the tympans (azimuth and altitude of stars on the local horizon) and rete (Earth's orbit around the sun) are brass and are connected so that you can move them around the mater according to which fictional star you're interested in. It's fun to play with and good for keeping you awake during long meetings. Not that we'd know, of course. *winks* This pendant, made from English pewter and brass, is a little over 2"" tall, a little over 1 1/2"" wide (yes, it's round, but the height includes the bail), and around 1/4"" deep. It comes on a 20"" chain with a lobster clasp. It weighs just under an ounce. For our customers with nickel allergies: the back of this pendant and the chain are made of English pewter, which is a mixture of tin, antimony, and copper. It is free of both lead and nickel.."
Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container
"When a Time Lord needs to send a message, technologies like pony express or email just won't do. The psychic container is where it's at: every bit of your message conveyed in exactly the way you meant it to be heard and felt by the recipient. Of course, if it's a bad message, then the sight of the little flying box is not a welcome one. This replica of the psychic container features motion-sensitive light changing effects. Tap the top to turn on the white glow. Tap again for white flickering mode (the most psychic-looking of the effects, in our opinion!), and tap yet again to go into color mode which cycles through a rainbow of colors. The Mark of the Corsair graces the front, reminding us that a Time Lord is eternal. The Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container makes a fun desk accessory or a nifty night light for your bedside table. Product Specifications Time Lord Psychic Container from the BBC TV series Doctor Who Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible From the episode ""The Doctor's Wife"" written by Neil Gaiman Color changing plastic cube with glowing and flickering effects Three modes: Color change, white glow, and white flicker Simply tap the cube to begin the light effects, tap again to turn off Automatically turns off after 10 minutes to conserve battery life Makes a great bedside night light Dimensions: 3.63"" x 3.63"" x 3.63"" Batteries: 3x LR44 batteries (included)"
Zombie Glass Decanter
We've always been perplexed by the expression, "Pour me a stiff one." Sure, the word stiff can mean potent or strong, which certainly describes hard liquor, but to us, stiff connotes things like death or at least the middle school sleepover game, Light As a Feather, Stiff As A Board. (Did you know that game has been played by kiddos since the 17th century? We found an account in the diary of our peep, Samuel Pepys!) Since we're not fans of death, but rather undeath, why don't you use this Zombie Decanter to pour us an undead one? After all, in slightly-more-than-moderate amounts, alcohol serves to dull our senses, slur our speech, and makes us stumble around, much like our zombie friends. This vessel closes with a cork stopper and will hold approximately 27 ounces of your favorite stupefying liquid. Just remember, you'll never survive the apocalypse if you're drunk, so drink responsibly, will ya? We need you on our survival team. Product Specifications Glass decanter in the shape of a zombie head Features sagging skin, exposed brains, and bad teeth Closes with a cork stopper (included) Fill it with 27 ounces of your favorite beverage Drink responsibly - we need you on our zombie survival team
Capt. Jules' Extraordinary Telescope Ring
We love steampunk style. The tiny top hats, the goggles (they do nothing!), the corsets, the leather, the crazy weapons. We love that there's no canon, no official characters to cosplay, so you're free to let your imagination go wild when designing a costume. We're calling this amazing accessory Captain Jules' Extraordinary Telescope Ring, named after... well, actually, we just made him up...
Sundial and Stardial Pendants
Technology is awesome, but can we trust it? How can we be sure that our cell phones aren't recording our brain waves and transmitting our ideas to evil corporations? How can we be sure that our watches aren't silently recording our pulses and sending the data to Big Food so they know when to advertise those juicy bacon cheeseburgers on TV and ruin our diet plans? Yeah, see, now you're paranoid too. We've taken the mirrors out of our bathrooms to avoid that classic horror movie moment, too. We recommend you do the same. Preventative paranoia is the key to success. Part of our plan is eschewing traditional watches for the sundial. Inspired by designs from Babylonia, Egypt, the Celts of Northern Europe, the Mayans and Incas and Aztecs, we've found the most imaginative and accurate wearable sundials anywhere. Instructions for reading your new sundial are included. Batteries, however, are not. They're not needed! Who needs batteries to sense the rhythms of the solar system? Guaranteed to work as long as the sun rises... and we don't want to think about the day that stops happening. How the Sundial works... On a sunny day, suspend the sundial by its black satin cord. Through a tiny hole, a thin ray of sunshine will illuminate a number on the inside of the dial showing the time of day. This Aquitaine sundial was named after Eleanor of Aquitaine, who gave one to King Henry II of England so Henry would know when to return from the hunt for their love trysts. (One must always be timely for love trysts. Tryst us on that one.) How the Stardial works... Set the middle wheel to the month, hold the dial upside down, and sight the North Star through the center hole. Move the top of the dial's arm to align with the uppermost stars of the Big Dipper, and read the time on the inner dial where the arm crosses the hour mark! Star dials were first used in the 15th century by navigators and are extremely accurate because they are based on the North Star. Product Features Pewter sundial & stardial ring pendants Tell the time without electricity, gears, or other technology Modeled after historical timepieces Approximately 1.3 inches (3.3 cm) in diameter Comes with a 30" black silk cord (or supply your own chain)
Steampunk Wrist Monocular
"The fog is thick today, as we enter New York City's airspace. It's too thick to dock at our scheduled landing platform. The crew thinks fast. Private Gawthrop scrambles to a free window, removes the brass monocular from the leather pouch on his arm, and scans the horizon. He sees it and yells out the course correction. Thanks to his quick thinking and his Steampunk Wrist Monocular, we moor at the 102nd floor of the Empire State Building. We made it. And, ironically, our cargo was a big shipment of the Steampunk Wrist Monocular, which we offer now to you. As soon as you flip the lever and watch the monocular open up like an eye, you'll be in love. The leather arm pouch is weathered to look like it's been in use for generations - same with the antique brass look of the monocular itself. The Steampunk Wrist Monocular will be an easy addition to your steampunk ensemble and one which has the most important feature (to us): it's not just decoration, but a functional product. Look through your Steampunk Wrist Monocular today, and view the future through the eyes of the past! Steampunk Wrist Monocular Beautifully outfit your steampunk costume with this fully-functional monocular. Weathered leather wrist pouch included. Monocular is made of antique-looking brass and has lever-action opening. Magnification: 2X Dimensions: Wrist Pouch: approx. 13.5"" x 4.5"" x 1"" (laid flat). Monocular: approx. 4"" x 2.5"" x 2"""
"With the popularity of netbooks, tablets, and other tiny typing devices, our fat fingers often yearn for a normal-sized keyboard. Alas, if we're traveling, our full-sized keyboard stays at the office with our docking station, so we are the Lords and Ladies of Typos. Or perhaps in your house there are tiny fingers on your keyboard... the kind of fingers that are often sticky and covered in who-knows-what? If you have geeklings, you've probably had your share of stuck keys and dead keyboards after a drink-related oopsie. Enter the Roll-Up Keyboard, ready to solve both problems! The internal components are sealed inside a single-piece silicone case, preventing damage from debris, moisture, and most anything you can spill on it. It's easily hand-washed with gentle cleansers and is constructed without screws or sharp edges, so it's perfect for kids or klutzes. The soft-touch keys, including numeric keypad, Sleep, Wake, and Power keys are silent and responsive for easy typing wherever you go. Just roll it up and stick it in your laptop bag. Product Specifications 108-key roll-up keyboard for typing on the go 100% silicone, latex-free construction, virtually indestructible Silent operation makes it ideal for computing away from home Ergonomic key arrangement, including Power, Sleep, and Wake keys Number, Scroll, and Caps Lock with LED indicators Easy-to-clean, hygienic surface resists dust, moisture, spills, and contaminants. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. (Do not clean with any harsh solvents.) 5,000,000 keystroke switch life Voltage: +5 V DC +/- 250 mA USB cable length: 50 inches Dimensions: 19"" x 5.5"" x 0.6"" Weight: 10 ounces Made for Windows, but works on Macs, too! (The Windows key works as the Command key on a Mac.)"
Doctor Who 11th Doctor's Diecast Sonic Screwdriver... Screwdriver
Collectibles look cool, but let's face it, that's about all they do. What about the Whovians who prefer not to clutter their TARDIS with mostly-useless things? It may be bigger on the inside, but you don't have to fill all the space! Gotta leave room for the energies to flow. It's all feng shui and stuff. That's why we just had to snatch up a bunch of these Diecast Sonic Screwdrivers. They have the beauty of a collectible with a very realistic twist...
The Big Bang Theory Soft Kitty T-Shirt
Sing Sheldon to sleep with this "Soft Kitty" T-shirt! 100% cotton Wash cold; dry low Imported Listed in men's sizes
USB Aromatherapy Oil Burner
"Scent is one of our most unusual senses because it can affect our moods without our conscious mind realizing it. Olfactory neurons are slower to absorb information and also slower to give it up - which means the when a smell affects you, it lingers. Department stores use smell manipulation all the time to get consumers to behave how they want. Now you can manipulate your sniff-cells in your own work place. Freshen the air and affect your mood in two easy steps with the USB Aromatherapy Oil Burner. Step one, add one drop of the included aromatherapy oil onto the little X. Step two, insert into a USB drive (horizontal drives preferred to prevent drips). There is no software to run, no drivers to install, as the USB Aromatherapy Oil Burner just needs to get warm. And then the lavendery smells spread around your office and put you in a better mood. Also makes a great gift - really, why buy a bouquet of flowers when you can give your special someone a tiny USB stick and a little bottle and they'll have the smell of lavender for a lot longer than real flowers would last and never need to do any watering or any other ""responsible"" actions like using proper punctuation or avoiding run-on sentences? Dimensions: approx 2.5"" long (mini bottle of Lavender scented oil included - can be used with any fragrance oil)"
DC Comics Batman Glow-In-The-Dark Hot Pants 3 Pack
This pack includes three hot pants: one with a gold stud Batman logo, one with a gold foil Batman belt print and one with glow-in-the-dark Batman logos.
Doctor Who Keep Calm I'm The Doctor Mug
There is a crack in our wall with eerie lights and sounds coming through it. We swear that there's something behind us, but we turn around and it's gone. We're holding a Sharpie and there are hash marks on our arms, but we don't remember writing on ourselves. And worst of all, we're pretty sure that the weeping angels in our backyard have moved recently. Then this guy shows up with a bow tie and a fez and is all "Keep Calm, I'm The Doctor!" Ummmm.....
iCrayon Capacitive Touch Stylus
Oh, to be a kid again! Grabbing our crayons and drawing all over things we shouldn't was so much fun. Time to bring that feeling back with the iCrayon stylus! This red stylus looks and feels like the real thing, and works on any touchscreen device -- iPhones, iPads, Android tablets, and more. It's perfect for drawing apps and games and great for keeping your greasy fingers off the screen with touch-typing. Plus, imagine the looks you'll get from strangers as they see you play on your tablet with a crayon! Liven up a stuffy classroom or office meeting with one of these. Or hand it to your wee geeks to let them play. (Just hide the real crayons from them!) Product Specifications Works on iDevices, Android, and other capacitive touch screen Looks and feels like a crayon! Color: Red
Monty Python Killer Rabbit Slippers
The last time you saw the Killer Rabbit, it was blown to bits by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. But that was just the beginning of the poor Rabbit's saga. You see, Tim the Enchanter, bored after the party broke up, resurrected the feared bunny and sent it back to live in the hills. That's where it met another killer bunny, and they bred like…well, rabbits. Tim returned years later as owner and guide of "The Holy Grail Filming Location Tour" and realized how wrong his decision had been. Instead of one Killer Rabbit, there were now thousands of them. After the tour group fled and filed a major class action lawsuit against Tim, he had to do something to recoup his losses. He conjured a giant mallet and began pounding the Killer Rabbits into slippers, which he sold. The slippers were an instant hit, and Tim now happily resides in a beach house in Malibu. Alas, after a few months the Killer Rabbit was declared an endangered species - so he had plush versions made, which we now offer to you. Each pair is one size fits most, and features flapping mouth action (when you walk, the mouth flaps). Just think, for each pair you buy, two real Killer Rabbits are spared malleting (and Tim gets to drink one more Mai Tai). Killer Rabbit slippers fit up to a Men's Size 12 (US sizes).
Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver of the 10th Doctor
We here at ThinkGeek HQ just can't get enough Doctor Who. We all dress like different incarnations of the good Doctor, we pal around with robotic dogs, and some of us even sleep in our TARDIS (won it in a really strange poker tournament two years ago). So you can imagine how we danced with joy when we saw this Sonic Screwdriver set. Ready to handle a Time Lord's tool? Each Sonic Screwdriver feels just perfect...
LEGO Star Wars The Clone Wars Yoda Alarm Clock - Kids, Multicolor
This kids' Lego Star Wars clock is just the thing for your little Jedi. Featuring a handy alarm with snooze function, this posable Clone Wars Yoda clock figure gets your child ready for the day's adventures. Shop our full line of Lego watches and clocks at Kohls.com. In green/tan. Digital display provides easy reading. Details: 9 1/3H x 6 1/3W x 5 1/10D Uses 2 AAA batteries (included) Plastic lens Ages 6 years & up Manufacturer's 1-year limited warrantyFor warranty information please click here Model no. 9003080 Size: One Size. Color: Multicolor. Material: Plastic.
BBQ Branding Iron
Sometimes things get complicated on the grill. You're moving fast, shifting burgers and brats, flipping steaks. It can be quite a production but in the end it all gets done because you're a master chef. Well, to be honest, it's really a matter of non-linear heat transference which has nothing do to with your grilling skills. Still, this doesn't change the fact that things can get complicated and just whose steak is whose will get mixed up when the meat ends up in a pile on the plate...
Alessi Tigrito Cat Bowl
Playfully adorable but will add a touch of feline style to any cat lover's kitchen. It has two removable stainless steel bowls for easy cleaning. The cat's tail acts as a handle to ensure picking up to clean or refill is easy. Approximate size: 11.5 x 11
Swashbuckling BBQ Sword
For millions of years, humans have gathered around the fire to keep warm. One enterprising early hominid stored his haunch of wildebeest too close to the flames, and came away with an unexpectedly juicy and delicious roast 'beest. In subsequent attempts to replicate this magic "cooking" process, however, those cavemen tried holding the meat over the fire with their hands. Several debilitating burns later, they learned to hold the meat over the flames with green sticks...
Leather Statement Cuff
Jewelry is very specific to an individual. Certain people are drawn to certain things. We really like the simplicity of these cuffs, though. Metal and leather. That's it. They're hand-crafted in the US. They have a sort of steampunk aesthetic. And when we saw our quotation options, we knew we had to have them. Choose from Courage: It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. (with an image of a tree) - e.e. cummings Lewis Carroll (attributed to Alice in Wonderland): Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Super Me: If I gotta be me, I'm gonna be SUPER me!!! (with an inscribed lightning bolt above and attribution below) Tolkien: Not all those who wander are lost. (with an image of a swallow, the popular paraphrase from the LoTR poem "All that is gold does not glitter") 8 3/4" long, 1 5/8" wide dark chestnut leather band. Note that this is a softer, malleable leather, not the hard stuff you usually find on cuff bracelets.It fastens using holes punched on one end which slip over two pairs of riveted posts on the other. Depending on how you fasten it, it fits a 7 1/4" (2 outermost holes + 2 outermost posts), 6 1/2" (all 4 holes and posts), or 6" (2 innermost holes + 2 innermost posts) wrist. The plates with the statements on them are cast in lead-free metal and then given an antique brass finish. They attach to the bracelet using brass hooks. Our crafty geek girls will want to know you can add other things on to the hooks, such as beads or charms, to make your statement cuff truly unique, like you. Product features 8 3/4" long, 1 5/8" wide dark chestnut leather band. Statements cast in lead-free metal. Adjusts to fit a 7 1/4" (2 outermost holes + 2 outermost posts), 6 1/2" (all 4 holes and posts), or 6" (2 innermost holes + 2 innermost posts) wrist.
Geek Inside Maternity Shirt
Is your body the staging area for a future geek? Or do you know a gestating female mammal who's growing her own? Celebrate the miracle of birth with our Geek Inside shirt, logo emblazoned in white on future mom's belly. There'll be no question of what sort of toys to buy the little tyke with this guidance. Break out the USB-powered crib mobile, the Hoberman blocks, and the caffeine-laced pacifier. These are maternity shirts, a 100% cotton combed ringspun jersey in black with the Geek Inside logo in white across the belly. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 38 in. 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. Waist 40 in. 42 in. 46 in. 50 in. Front Length 25 1/2 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 1/2 in. 28 1/2 in. Hip 46 in. 48 in. 52 in. 56 in.
Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium
On a clear night, one has only to look up to realize how much wonder is still waiting for us in the universe. Out there, amongst the stars, are secrets and surprises beyond our wildest dreams. Well why not, while you're working on your own way of getting up there to the stars, bring the stars down to you? With the Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium it's as easy as a button press. The Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium is the coolest little optical star planetarium for the home you'll ever find...
Fridge Magnet Bottle Opener
"Locating the bottle opener, aka ""church key"", can be a real drag especially if you've already thrown back a few. Wandering around the kitchen, looking inside 4 or 5 drawers and making that bottle opening motion with you hands while you mumble incoherently to yourself. The Fridge Magnet Bottle Opener magically sticks to the front of your fridge and can open any bottle with ease. It's fashioned from a plate of shiny stainless steel with a rubber magnetic backing. You will no longer be searching around for that elusive opener, since this one doesn't move. The design lets you easily open a bottle using just one hand, helping you look extra smooth, even if you're having trouble successfully operating both of your legs."
Bazinga! T-Shirt - Red, L
Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we are huge fans of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. We would like to posit a hypothesis we have developed re: its popularity: the number of viewers is directly proportional to the quantity of "bazingas" in the season. To wit, Season 1 Bazinga Quotient: 0 Viewers (in millions): 8.34 Season 2 Bazinga Quotient: 3 Viewers (in millions): 10.01 Season 3 Bazinga Quotient: We stopped counting at 15. Viewers (in millions): 14...
Domo-kun Nom Nom Nom Cupcakes Babydoll
"There are basically three things you count on Domo-kun for, no matter what the situation: 1) Being excessively cute. 2) Rawr-ing. 3) Eating everything in sight. So a Domo + nom nom nom mashup for the ladies was only sensible. If anything having to do with anerable Japanese monsters can ever be said to be sensible. We think that's probably a happy rawr he's giving, meaning, possibly, ""Check it out! I'm surrounded by desserts! This is awesome!"" At least, that's what it means when we rawr. Bright blue Domo surrounded by cupcakes and cake and ice cream superimposed over the words ""nom nom nom nom..."" on a white, babydoll (fitted) shirt."
Broadsword Handle Umbrella
King Arthur rode the land; the sound of clattering coconuts close behind him. He was searching, searching, but for what, he knew not. And still he searched. At long last, he came, exhausted, to a lake. He dismounted and allowed Patsy to get a drink. Alas, a dark cloud shadowed the lake and began gnashing its teeth and pouring out rain over history's greatest King. Suddenly, a chorus of angels was heard and a shaft of light illuminated a woman's hand rising from the water. It held the famed Excali-brella. King Arthur took it, and was wet no more. Patsy, however, developed a small cold. We commemorate this much chronicled event with the Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Really, nothing more needs to be said. Just look at it. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella is gorgeous. Its massive handle looks like you could draw forth a blade and cleave the raindrops in twain before they even had a chance to hit the ground. No form of precipitation will mess with you when you are armed with a Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Goes great with any business suit of armor or really, even just business casual chain mail. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella - just buy one already.
Skeleton Hand Glass Flute
Lucky Kitty Babydoll
"We dig us some lucky cat. We have the figurines. We have the beads. We have the photographic proof that we've made our real-life cats pose like this, much to their embarrassment. But check this out: did you know that Bruce Sterling wrote a short story called ""Maneki Neko"" for Lightspeed? We dig him, so if you haven't already checked it out, you should probably go read that now, but don't leave us here forever, k? You back? Good! So, let us tell you about this shirt. This version of Lucky Kitty comes in white with the word ""lucky"" (""kichi"") inscribed in Kanji on her tummy. Her left paw is raised and beneath it are the words ""Feelin' Lucky?"" in English. We interpret that as a question about the tummy -- you feeling lucky enough to pet it, punk? (Maybe we've been attacked by one too many ""innocent"" looking kitties exposing their anerable tummehs. But we digress.) Under her lowered right paw are the words ""Newbreed Girl"" and the whole thing is set off against a burst of black rays across the front of a red babydoll (fitted) shirt. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 29 1/2 in. 31 1/2 in. 34 1/2 in. 36 in. Waist 27 in. 29 in. 31 1/2 in. 35 in. Length 25 in. 25 1/2 in. 26 in. 26 1/2 in."
We're All Mad Here Babydoll
"Destination: Tea Party Calculating route. Turn left. Travel 200 meters. Arrive at waypoint, Cheshire Cat, on right. Recalculating route. Continue another 100 meters. Take exit on left toward March Hare's house. You have arrived at your destination, a large arm-chair at one end of a table set out under a tree in front of the house. Tenniel's engraving of Alice peering up at the disappearing Cheshire Cat printed in yellow, black, and a very Alice blue with the words ""We're all mad here."" on a purple babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. Also, you want to tumble dry this on LOW. Hot will make it shrink. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Front Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in."
"Define ""Interesting"" Babydoll"
"Life is interesting. And by interesting, we mean surprising, unexpected, absorbing, engrossing, fascinating, gripping, riveting, entertaining, amusing, diverting, intriguing, and yes, even interesting like trying to land your gorramn ship without a primary buffer panel. Some other great uses for the word interesting: Curse: ""May you live in interesting times."" (Translation: ""We really hope the fates slap you upside the head like you deserve."") Not-A-Lie: ""That's an interesting hair color."" (Translation: ""Did you dip your head in sewage?"") Not-An-HR-Nightmare: ""What an interesting dress!"" (Translation: ""Where's the rest of it?"") Impending Disaster: ""It's certainly an interesting problem."" (Translation: ""We have no clue how to fix it."") Wash's definition of ""Interesting"" in white on a black, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Note: These are sized differently than our standard babydolls. Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 33 in. 35 in. 37 in. 39 in. 41 in. Front Length 25 in. 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in."
Periodic GeNiUS Babydoll
"Nothing is more humbling than discovering a situation in which your immense body of knowledge is completely useless. Just because you have a PhD in Chemistry doesn't mean you can bake a soufflé. And nobody wins at Trivial Pursuit without at least knowing something about sports. (Luckily, sometimes it's about fencing.) This shirt says, ""I'm a genius, but I recognize it's only applicable periodically to my life."" Oh, and, ""Also, I dig chemistry."" The chemical formula for genius (okay, it's not... but it SPELLS genius...), Germanium, Nickel, Uranium, and Sulfur, printed with their atomic properties in white on a black, babydoll (fitted) shirt."
LEGO® Star Wars Darth Vader Desk Lamp
You're doing evil, evil deeds every weekday from 9 to 5. You're kicking flowers, stealing candy from puppies, and trampling the rights of babies all from the comfort of your ergonomic desk chair and you like it. You're drunk on the power! But there's that spot on your desk that needs just a little bit more light. Evil light. Unleash the illumination of the Dark Side with the LEGO Darth Vader Desk Lamp. Study your evil schematics under the evil glow of his evil lightsaber, which contains no fewer than 12 evil LEDs. Position Vader's arms and legs in whatever configuration makes your evil heart swell with evil glee. You can even remove him from his evil stand if you require his evil a little further from his home base. Product Specifications For Ages 8 years and Up WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small Parts. Not intended for children under 5 years of age. Unleash the Dark Side on your desk with a Darth Vader lamp Pose Darth Vader's arms and legs however you want Lightsaber has 12 super bright red LEDs Can be used on or off the base Officially licensed LEGO and Lucasfilm collectible Batteries: 3 AAA (included) or use optional USB power Dimensions: 7.5" tall
Time is an illusion - lunchtime, doubly so. The truth is, time is an arbitrary construct created by limited beings trying to make sense of causality. We perceive time as a sequence of events in a progressive chain of cause and effect. Were we to lose our perspective of cause and effect, time would lose meaning entirely, and it would seem to sag and melt like soft cheese left out in the sun - metaphorically speaking, of course...
Skulls. Everybody has one. Some have two or more! Those lucky devils get to wander around fancy dress parties, chatting up girls and saying, "Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Why don't you talk to me instead? I'm from a different planet." Some skulls are enormous, some are quite small, and some have USB 2.0 connectivity. I'm guessing yours doesn't? Well, waste no time and upgrade your skull today! No, put down that power-drill...
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there's no way you're going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat, you're now fully awake, and it's time to get ready for work. Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical - you can use them to keep the water in your shower and rub your toesies on when you are done. But that's not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights. But even that's not the real reason you want them. You want a Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat so that your mom will just shake her head and wonder what she did wrong when she sees them on her next visit. And if she doesn't - if she doesn't think anything is wrong and just goes to clean up the "blood" on your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat as if she's done it before - well then that's really scary.
Harry Potter Golden Snitch Quidditch Accessory - Authentic Harry Potter Costume Accessories
Harry Potter Golden Snitch Quidditch Accessory Harry Potter Golden Snitch Quidditch Accessory - No Harry Potter Quidditch Costume is complete without this authentic, officially licensed Golden Snitch Costume Accessory! The Golden Snitch is very elusive?it is enchanted to avoid capture as long as possible! Once caught, the Snitch remembers its first captor which helps resolve game disputes. You snatched the Snitch! HP79-NO
A Dance with Dragons
It happened! After years and years of waiting, George R.R. Martin finally released A Dance with Dragons. Whether you're an old fan of the series, or a newcomer thanks to the HBO series, you're going to want to pick up this latest installment. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series, which starts with A Game of Thrones, is the gold standard for epic fantasy. Martin's worldbuilding skills are second to none and his world is full of fascinating and multidimensional characters vying for control of a broken kingdom. You'll love them. You'll hate them. You'll hate to love them or love to hate them. In the aftermath of a colossal battle, the future of the Seven Kingdoms hangs in the balance once again--beset by newly emerging threats from every direction. In the [redacted], [redacted] [redacted], the last [redacted] of House [redacted], rules with [redacted]. But [redacted] has three times three thousand enemies, and many have set out to find [redacted]. Yet, as they gather, one young [redacted] embarks upon [redacted] own quest for the [redacted], with an entirely different goal in mind. To the north lies the mammoth Wall of ice and stone--a structure only as strong as those guarding it. There, [redacted], [redacted], will face his greatest challenge yet. And from all corners, bitter conflicts soon reignite, intimate betrayals are perpetrated, and a grand cast of outlaws and priests, soldiers and [redacted], nobles and slaves, will face seemingly insurmountable obstacles. Some will fail, others will grow in the strength of darkness. But in a time of rising restlessness, the tides of destiny and politics will lead inevitably to the greatest dance of all...
Steve Jobs Oh Wow Apple Shirt Womens T-Shirt
Steve Jobs Oh Wow Apple T Shirt Apple Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Get into sporty, stylin' casual comfort with our Women's Cap Sleeve Raglan. Looks great on the go or just hangin' out. Made of 100% combed ring-spun cotton that gets even softer with each washing.6.1 oz 100% combed ring-spun cotton 1x1 rib. Shaped fit, side seamed. Contrast color cap sleeves and single-needle bound collar.
American Pi T-Shirt
Let your patriotism shine in the shirt that you can salute. Now, you can calculate the devotion to your country to the 51 billionth digit...whatever that means. Ringer T The Ringer T has made a fashion comeback, and ours is a popular favorite. This classic style is sure to impress even the most discerning t-shirt connoisseur with an eye for retro-coolness. Great for relaxing in comfort year-round.5.5 oz. 100% preshrunk cotton. Double-needled neck and trim. Standard fit.
The Horse Head Mask
Internet memes are fickle creatures. Often, they are borne of random contrasts made ridiculous by context. Disparate happenstance thrust together by serendipity and shared by social-media occasionally result in a critical mass of popularity. Most times, the meme burns out, forgotten in as little as a day, but sometimes they endure. This is one of those stories. This is the story of the Horse Boy of Aberdeen. It started, as most bizarre things do, in Japan...
Superhero Caped Socks - Batman
Your socks are one of the few places you can secretly be geeky that still allow you to show your geekiness off if your audience earns it. Geeky underwear, not so much. At least, well, unless you have to moon the folks in question. And although the Superman shirt reveal is awesome, you end up spending a lot of time reattaching buttons to all your dress shirts instead of fighting crime.Geeky socks are a lot more subtle, even ones with frickin' capes attached to them...
Cheat Sheet Kitchen Apron
There are good chefs and there are great chefs, and the difference between the two comes down to attention to detail. No, we're not talking about garnish - that's bush-league, man. Anybody can slice a radish into a rosette, but does anybody really want to eat it? Hell no! See, cooking is as much science as it is an art-form. A good chef has to work intuitively with his ingredients, but a great chef knows that there are four tablespoons in a quarter cup. Sure, that may sound like the absolute basics, but you'd be surprised how often world-class chefs forget it. But in the heat and hectic pace of a commercial kitchen, it's easy to freeze, freak out, and make stupid mistakes. If only you had a cheat-sheet! That may sound like a great idea, but with both hands full of hot pans, and bare flames everywhere, an inconvenient piece of loose-paper is a very very bad idea. What you need is something super convenient, with all the info you need as reference instantly available to you. How about an apron with all that reference material printed on it? How about we print it upside-down so you can read it while wearing it? I know. We think of everything.
"Nobody was quite sure what caused it. An alien pathogen riding the tail of Halley's Comet? Some government ""rage"" virus? Radiation from a downed satellite? Your guess is as good as ours, but one thing's for sure - the dead are rising, and they are hungry for your brains. It's a post-zombie world, and if we want to live in it, we have to learn to live with them. Everybody walks around with large caliber weapons, swords, and cricket bats now, but every now and again you see the so-called ""domesticated"" zombies. These de-toothed and chained shamblers are useful for all sorts of tasks - from carrying your groceries to scaring off those nasty neighborhood kids. Now, of course it's illegal to sell reanimated corpses, so we've had to rely on resin facsimiles to stand in for a frightening visage of death. Watching over your garden is a monstrous shambler, pale, vile and seemingly hungry! Of course, you know better! He's just a terrifying statue! From mid-torso up, he ""rises"" out of your freshly tilled and mulched begonias ready to devour the brains of the next interloper he comes across. Guaranteed to scare away any trespasser, without the headaches of accidentally releasing a real zombie. All those complications, bodies, and police forms - who needs the hassle? Your fresh resin Garden Zombie comes packed in three pieces, and assembles in seconds!"
LED Jellyfish Mood Lamp
Blackbeard was just about the most ruthless pirate ever. His management style was unique, to say the least. If one of his crew misbehaved, he would drop them in a large tank full of jellyfish and delight as the jewels he kept at the bottom of the tank reflected different colors into the ballet of agony that played out before him. According to the infamous pirate's diaries, it really calmed his nerves, too. Wow...
Withings Smart Baby Monitor for iPhone
Want to catch up on work but need to keep tabs on your geekling too? Withings Baby Monitor makes it easy with their app for iPhone, iPad, and iPod Touch. Just look at the things it lets you do: Watch high-resolution video (with pan-tilt, zoom, and night vision!) Listen in on your baby with crystal clear sound Play lullabies with the touch of a button Talk soothingly to your baby from across the house (or across the world) Turn the nightlight on or off Receive alerts for motion, sound, temperature, and humidity changes Withings Baby Monitor is awesome for parents who travel or nights with a babysitter or at Grandma's house! Nothing beats the peace of mind you get being able to peek in on your geekling any time you want. Check the tech specs here for all the goodies! But wait! You don't need a baby to use this amazing device. It is a high-quality webcam and its wireless nature makes it a handy spy camera if you want to keep an eye on your roommates, officemates, or other unsavory characters. Product Specifications The most amazing baby monitor EVER. Ever, srsly. All features can be used via your iPhone, iPad, or iPod Touch Monitor your geekling from anywhere in the world 3 MP high definition video with pan-tilt, zoom, and wide-angle LED infrared night vision up to 5 meters with automatic activation Crystal clear sound so you can hear baby and baby can hear you Multi-color LED nightlight Sends text alerts for motion, sound, temperature, and humidity Free & secure WithBaby account can be accessed by up to 3 caregivers Totally wireless, Li-iOn battery charges via micro-USB
Zombie Hot Sauce
It hasn't been scientifically proven yet, but we're going to hop on the train that believes that eating spicy food results in a higher metabolism and weight loss. Then we can prepare for the zombie apocalypse while eating hot wings and buffalo shrimp. After all, we could leave work and go straight to the gym or go home and make some wings with Zombie Hot Sauce. One of those sounds much more appealing. Zombie Hot Sauce is thick and smooth and coats your wings with a blanket of peppery warmth and spices. And let's not leave it with just wings! Zombie Hot Sauce makes a delicious topping for chicken sandwiches. Ever had pizza with hot sauce instead of tomato sauce? You're missing out on something divine. Zombie Hot Sauce will deliver the zombie buzz that will prepare you for the end times - or at least make your brains taste delightfully marinated. Product Specifications Thick and smooth hot sauce will burn those extra calories without cardio* The zombie hot sauce buzz will prepare you for the end times If it doesn't, it'll at least marinate your body for the zombies Each bottle contains 5 ounces of liquid amazement Scoville Rating of 360 *NOTE: There is no definite scientific proof this works. But researching sure is fun!
Onions have a defense mechanism. No, they don’t have impenetrable steel armor, or spikes, or adamantium skeletons. They rely, instead, on chemical weaponry. Now, before you go calling the Department of Homeland Security on your green-grocer, hear me out. Inside the cell walls of a typical onion are a collection of enzymes called "allinase" and "prensco...
Electronic Rolling Laughing Monkey
Here at ThinkGeek, we know a lot about monkeys. Not the kind of monkeys in the zoo, rather the ones who code and the robotic type that work diligently in our warehouse every day. Being fans of monkeys it seemed only natural that we would sell a Rolling Laughing Monkey. Of course this would ultimately become our downfall as giggling simians took over our office. At first we were smiling and laughing along with these insane beasts... but after a while we began to go slowly insane ourselves as the rolling and crazy laughing permeated the halls of ThinkGeek. Any sound or movement triggers the Rolling Laughing Monkey into action, so watch what you do if you take one of these monkeys home. Of course when showing this toy to real monkeys they became greatly offended and claimed that actual monkeys do not laugh insanely and the product only served to provide a negative stereotype of monkeys in general.
Amazon Kindle Fire
Amazon Kindle Fire
Star Trek Uniform Bodysuits
No matter what your little one's proclivities, there's a snapsuit for your future space traveler. Projectile vomits unidentifiable substances? Science. Figured out how to juryrig the high chair to obtain Cheerios at will? Engineering. Has fully trained the adults in the house to do his or her bidding? Command. If the future isn't yet clear, pick up the Academy Cadet. 100% cotton creepers in Star Trek Uniform colors Snap bottom closure for easy diaper access...
Spock Cookie Jar
"If you have a sweet tooth, you might think that your cravings for sugary delights are totally illogical. Out of nowhere, your brain screams, ""COOKIE!"" Suddenly all of your thoughts veer off course and all you can think about is sinking your teeth into a soft, squishy, sweet chocolate chip cookie. You can feel the texture of it. The way the sugar seems to make a beeline from your taste buds straight to the pleasure center of your brain. Truth is, those cravings are totally logical. Our bodies are programmed to want sugar, fat, and salt. These desires live deep in our caveman brains. When we find a food that has a combination of these things - say, a warm, soft, gooey chocolate chip cookie - our brain lights up like a carnival. Thus, Spock here doesn't judge your cookie cravings. He knows they're totally logical and he’s equipped himself to provide you with the sugar, fat, and salt your brain wants. Nom away! Product Specifications Ceramic cookie jar shaped like the bust of Spock Officially licensed Star Trek collectible Can easily hold a package of store bought cookies, or an equivalent amount of homemade noms Love your Spock Cookie Jar - hand wash only"
Star Trek Enterprise & Shuttle Salt & Pepper Shakers
"It is important to note that when you're a guest in a Vulcan household, you'll be expected to cook meals for your hosts. We think this is a pretty neat custom. Unless, of course, you have no idea how to prepare food because you're used to getting it out of a replicator. (Another reason why we love Benjamin Sisko, but that's another series...) This set of salt & pepper shakers is a must for the fan of The Original Series. Featuring the Enterprise NCC-1701 and the Shuttle, these shakers are made of glazed ceramic and have a magnet insert that keeps them happily docked together when not in use. Product Specifications Ceramic salt & pepper shakers modeled after the Enterprise & Shuttle Enterprise measures about 2"", Shuttle is 1 3/8"" Magnet insert keeps them docked together when not in use Fun & functional for fans of The Original Series Love your shakers: hand wash only"
"It's better to be safe than sorry. Give fair warning with your own pre-printed disclosure unmentionables. You could say you're ""briefing"" your Significant Other on the situation. Let's face it: if they've gotten far enough to read the warning, it isn't likely to stop them, but it sure will elicit a few chuckles. And it's said that a sense of humor is one of the most attractive things about the opposite sex. Personally, we go more for the size of the library and the speed of the processor. These panties fit low on the hips. They're the same style as our HTTPanties, if you have a pair of those. They're 100% cotton, soft, comfortable, and stretchy. And they have full coverage in the back. They come in two varieties: ""I'm blogging this."" which goes nicely with the matching shirts and ""Warranty Void If Removed"", which pairs up nicely with our ""i void warranties"" shirt. Sizing Info: Small Medium Large Waist 25-26 in. 27-29 in. 30-32 in. Hips 34-36 in. 37-39 in. 40-42 in."
Converge - USB Charging Hub
"Before the dawning of the age of IKEA, all our dorm rooms and apartments were graced with the furniture wunderkind called the futon. It was a sofa! It was a bed! It was a place to pile clean laundry until you got around to folding it. So useful, our futon. Simple and useful. Converge is the futon of charging hubs. Its white folds remind us of a bendy futon mattress, but it has the added feature of a slot to slip in charging cables. With the help of soft TPE grips, cables stay nestled out of sight behind Converge. Just plug the power source into your nearest outlet and you can charge up to 4 USB devices while they chill out on Converge's curvy frame. Product Specifications Your devices will feel right at home snuggling on Converge Stows cables in the back, out of sight Includes 4 USB outlets Curved to let your devices nestle comfortably while charging Powered with an external power source (110-240v) Manages charging cables for both bottom-connected (iPad, iPhone, etc) and side-connected (cameras, other phones, etc) accessories Compatibility: Charges most USB devices. Will not work with Blackberry Torch, Blackberry Curve, or the Barnes & Noble Nook. Dimensions: approx. 12"" x 4"" x 5"""
Star Wars Rebel Pilot Headphones
"Gold Two? Standing by. Gold Three? Standing by. Gold Four? Standing by. Gold Five? Silence . . . . GOLD FIVE? (singing) Coat ee cha tu goo (Yub nub !) Coat ee cha tu doo (Yah wah !) Coat ee cha tu too (ya chaa !) This opening vignette was brought to you by the Star Wars Rebel Pilot Headphones. You see, Gold Five, instead of wearing his standard helmet, was rocking a pair of these headphones and singing along to the joyous Ewok celebration song. Sure, Gold Five was the first and only X-Wing pilot to crash into a comet, but he sure loved good fidelity. And that's what you get with each pair of Star Wars Rebel Pilot Headphones. Styled in orange with easy to see Rebel insignias, these headphones don't just make an aural statement, they make a visual one as well. They say, ""I'm not putting up with Sith oppression anymore!"" But seriously, the Star Wars Rebel Pilot Headphones look awesome and sound fantastic. Plus they fold up for easy storage. That's all you really need to know. Buy some now, or Boba Fett will toss a kitty into the Great Pit of Carkoon. Star Wars Rebel Pilot Headphones Really cool Rebel Pilot colors and insignia set these headphones apart from all others. Standard 3.5mm audio jack to fit most MP3 players, etc. 40mm stereo speakers. Folds up for travel. Cord Length: approx 76"" long."
MicroVision SHOWWX+ HDMI Laser Pico Projector
"Raise your hand if you've found yourself huddled around a cell phone with at least 3 people. We know you can't see this, but everybody else reading this page is raising their hand, too. We've all done it. How many times have you wished you had a projector that didn't require a small suitcase to be portable? The current ""solutions"" for video projection just downright suck for portability (not to mention you can fry an egg on 'em, they get so hot!). The MicroVision SHOWWX+ is a portable HDMI laser pico projector that features ultra clear and high contrast video with vivid color. It's also great because you can plug it directly into your iPhone, iPad, or iPod to project your favorite pictures and videos on the nearest flat surface. Take projection out of the boardroom and into the palm of you hand. Since it fits in your pocket and runs on batteries, it can go anywhere you go. Project a movie on your ceiling while you are stuck in bed with the sniffles, review your presentation slides on the back of the seat in front of you on the airplane, do an instant replay of a friend's party foul before you upload it to YouTube... the possibilities for good and evil are endless! Product Specifications Turn your iPhone, iPod, or iPad into an HDMI projector Play movies, view photos & presentations, even stream video Plug & Play: So easy to use, even for non-geeks Sleek and small, about the size of an iPhone Image is always in focus, even on curved surfaces Projects images from 6"" to 100"" a dark room Wide projection angle brings the big screen closer to the user High-resolution (WVGA) and 16:9 format Laser light source produce lifelike, vivid colors with exceptional contrast 3.5mm stereo jack - audio pass through when supplied Will operate off wall power when plugged into a wall socket Connects to these Apple products with a single cable (included): iPhone 4 iPad, iPad2 iPod Touch, Nano (3rd gen or newer), Classic Composite adapter to other TV-Out devices via a dedicated adapter cable (included): Digital cameras Camcorders Non-Apple mobile phones Portable gaming devices Non-Apple tablets Gaming console Requires the SHOWWX+ VGA Dock (sold separately) and VGA-Out capability: Laptops Netbooks MacBook / MacBook Pro Battery: Rechargeable, up to 2 hours of battery life on a full charge Wall adapter included for charging via micro-USB Specs: Resolution: WVGA (848 x 480) Brightness: 15 Lumens Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Widescreen Focus: No user focus adjustment needed. Image is always in focus. Refresh Rate: 60 Hz (nominal) Color Gamut: >200% NTSC Contrast Ratio: >5,000:1 Throw Ratio: 1:1 (projection distance/image diagonal) Image size: 150mm to 2500mm (6"" - 100"") Projection distance: 150mm to 2500mm (6"" - 100"") Regulatory: Class 2 laser product Weight (with battery): 4.3 oz Box Includes: SHOWWX+ laser pico projector Rechargeable battery Wall charger Cable for iPhone, iPad, iPod Composite adapter Storage pounch Micro-USB cable Wrist strap User guide"
Wonder Woman Costume Babydoll
In the past we've shied away from carrying superhero logo costume-style t-shirts. When you can find Green Lantern or the Flash on the racks at your local SuperChainMart, that's a product ThinkGeek doesn't need to pick up. And then we saw these. They're unique. We knew we had to carry them for our crowd of female comic book fans. They're not subtle, but they're also not over the top. These are costumey without being cosplay. Basically, depending on how you accessorize the shirt, you can play up or down its kitchiness. Red, 100% cotton shirt with the Wonder Woman logo, belt and the top of the stars printed off the bottom hem of the shirt. The back is blank. Note that this is longer in length than our standard babydolls. It comes down around your hips for the full costume-but-not-costume effect. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in.