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Minecraft Light-Up Redstone Ore by ThinkGeek
$19.99
Minecraft Light-Up Redstone Ore by ThinkGeek
Purchase Limited to 2 Per Customer. We have to admit that once we built our dream house in Minecraft our regular world house paled in comparison. Alas, a building of that magnificence in our neck of the woods would cost far more than the amount of bananas we make as ThinkGeek monkeys. We must continue to build our dreams in pixels... If you dream of living in your own Minecraft creations, we think you'd like to sleep by the warm glow of the Minecraft Redstone Ore Light...
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Yale Door Contact Alarm
£17.00
Yale Door Contact Alarm
This Yale door contact single room alarm is an easy to install and wire free alarm which is door mounted.Features: Magnetic break contact alarm, easy, wire free installation, modern design, fully expandable using touch and link technology. It features a loud 100 + dB siren and a 4 digit programmable security code.Fixings: IncludedWired or wireless: WirelessKeypad control: NoEntry and exit delay: YesType of batteries required: 4 x AA batteries required (not included).Fitting instructions: 1 person recommendedRange: 25mDimensions: (H)3.5, (W)8.6, (D)23cmGuarantee: 2 yearNote :3
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Pac-Man Multi-Color Ghost Lamp
$49.99 $39.99
Pac-Man Multi-Color Ghost Lamp
Ever have a house guest that you regretted inviting over? For us, that guest was Pac-Man. For starters, he insisted only showing up after dark. Then, after we went to bed, we heard him stalking the halls all night. Not sure if he was sleepwalking or what, but he sure was noisy! The next morning, he was nowhere to be found. Oh, and all our food was gone. And our chinchilla. WTF, dude? We invested in a Ghost Lamp on the off chance he reappears in our house. The Ghost Lamp is remote-controlled, so when you hear Pac-Man sneaking out of the guest bedroom, just push a button and the ghost will glow, sending him scurrying back to his room. We've had Ghost Lamps in the past, but these new ones are way more awesome because they have 16 different colors and can flash, strobe, or fade in addition to regular light. Unfortunately, they still will not provide any power-ups if you eat them while they're blue. Product Specifications Ghost lamps to decorate your desk at work or home Scare off that yellow guy who steals your food Officially licensed Pac-Man collectible White when off, glows in 16 different colors Pick your color and effect by remote control Smooth, Flash, Strobe, or Fade effects Lamp Power: Plug it into the wall! Remote Battery: CR2035 (not included) Dimensions: Approx. 7.8" tall
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Laboratory Beaker Mug by ThinkGeek
$14.99 $7.49
Laboratory Beaker Mug by ThinkGeek
If you're awesome, you know that coffee's heavenly taste comes from a perfect balance of acids - aliphatic, chlorogenic, and alicyclic carboxylic acids and phenolic acids, and sweet roasted carbohydrates in the form of mono and polysaccharides and sucrose, and alkaloids. Hundreds of different individual chemicals! The combinations of which depend mostly on the roast, skill of the roaster, and even the kind of brewing pot you use... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
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Hobo Knife - Fork/Knife Combo Tool
$21.99 $17.59
Hobo Knife - Fork/Knife Combo Tool
"Hobos really began coming into prominence after the Civil War, when the US was feeling its way to a rejoined future. Hobos were migrant workers, with no home, but with a desire to do a hard day's labor. They had their own cuisine (Mulligan Stew, anyone?) and their own tools. One of these tools was the Hobo Knife - a pocket tool that separates into a fork and a knife for simple and functional portable cutlery. And if you think about your commute, your wanderings around your city and office, and all the mobility of your daily life, you'll realize why you need a Hobo Knife, too. And here's what makes this Hobo Knife so lovely. First, it's not bulky - the fork and knife are very refined looking, yet super strong. Also, we really loved the rose-wood handles; they give the Hobo Knife a sense of class when you use it in a fancy restaurant (and the bottle opener helps crack open some of them fancy wines). Add the leather carrying pouch, and you will always have your Hobo Knife with you wherever so you may roam. Because when the zombies come, you want to be prepared to eat anywhere - and you will be once you get your own Hobo Knife . . . and a shotgun. Get it? Hobo Knife - Fork/Knife Combo Tool It's a fork and knife in one tool - that separates into two tools! Bottle opener on the three-tined fork. Rose-wood handles. Leather carrying pouch (with belt loop) included. Clip point blade and fork made of 440C Stainless Steel. Dimensions: Blade Length: 3"" Fork Length: 2.75"" Total Open Length: 7"" Closed Length: 3.75"""
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Pizza-Boss 3000 Pizza Cutter
$14.99
Pizza-Boss 3000 Pizza Cutter
When a man tears into a pizza, he does so with his bare hands! He then cries and rushes off to the emergency room to get his fresh 2nd degree burns looked at. Unfortunately, that's not the best approach to eating a double-pepperoni. As anybody who's been burned by bubbling cheese fresh out of the oven, you're gonna want to cut your 'za into manageable slices. If, however, you insist on maintaining your total dominance over Italian cuisine, you can cut your pizza into manageable slices using a pizza cutter that looks like a circular saw! Oh yeah! The Pizza Boss 3000 pizza slicer makes short work of sausage, powers through pepperoni, and annihilates anchovies like a hot knife through, well, pizza, actually. So the next time you're faced with a beautiful New York style pepperoni, or a classic Chicago deep dish meatstravaganza with extra bacon, grab your Pizza Boss 3000 and show that pie who's in charge. Booya. Features Laser etched stainless steel blade High-durability plastic Removable blade for easy cleaning Measures 5 inches long, 2.25 inches wide, and 4.25 inches tall No batteries, gasoline, or oil required to operate this power tool!
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Fireflies in My Room
$34.99
Fireflies in My Room
"As wee geeks, we had stick-on, glow-in-the-dark stars in our bedrooms. They sounded really cool, but in reality, they never quite got charged up enough to glow very brightly. It was a bit let-down. Of course, technology has made things better for the wee geeks of the future, with the remote-controlled magic of LEDs. Now your wee geek can enjoy an enchanting show of glistening fireflies in their room! Install the seven fireflies on their seven leaves throughout the bedroom. Turn off the lights and click the remote control. Watch your glow-bug friends illuminate in an ever-changing pattern that will transform a mere bedroom into a magical place, suitable for a fairy tale prince or princess. Product Specifications For Ages 6 Years and Up (with adult assistance) WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not intended for children under 3 years of age. 7 light-up fireflies to make your room more magical Remote-controlled, illuminate in an ever-changing pattern Easy-to-mount, requires small screwdriver, drill, and 7/16"" drill bit Includes: 7 Fireflies 1 Center leaf 2 Side leaves 5 Hanging leaves 1 Mounting plate 1 Remote control 1 Foam tape Batteries: 3 AA batteries & 2 AAA batteries (not included) Product Dimensions: 14 x 14 x 13 inches"
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Infectious Disease Balls - Smallpox (green) by ThinkGeek
$19.99 $1.49
Infectious Disease Balls - Smallpox (green) by ThinkGeek
IMPORTANT!!! Inside each ball is liquid latex which makes the magic happen when you squeeze it. Be careful you don't pierce the ball with your fingernails or any other sharp object lest you be left with a puddle of neon colored goo. Gotcha? People deal with stress in different ways. Some of us prefer shouting curse words. Others go out for a smoke. Still others head to the kitchen for a snack. All of these are bad habits, of course. We have a solution for the stress eaters of the world... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
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Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants - Tasty Herbs
$7.99 $4.99
Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants - Tasty Herbs
Real bombs are sad. Real bombs hurt. Real bombs are for making things break. Seed Bombs are happy. Seed Bombs heal. Seed Bombs are for making thing more beautiful. Seed Bombs are a simple way to add smiles to the face of the planet. We added a few more words to be more descriptive; we call them Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants, and you can learn more about them by reading the next chunk of words. Welcome to the next chunk of words...
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Monty Python Killer Rabbit Plush
$16.99 $14.99
Monty Python Killer Rabbit Plush
Oh it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? How could a cute thing like that bite anyone's head off? Well, be warned - and be afraid. Straight from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail comes this furry harbinger of doom. Cute, furry, soft, and completely deadly. Look at those teeth - they weren't made for vegetables. No, this rabbit has an appetite for only one thing: human flesh! This is a plush life-sized version of that famed beast of destruction. It looks like a cute little bunny, but pull open its mouth to reveal its hideously deformed teeth. Unless you happen to have a Holy Hand Grenade in your arsenal, there is only one thing left for you to do: Run Away! Run Away!
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Broadsword Handle Umbrella
$39.99
Broadsword Handle Umbrella
King Arthur rode the land; the sound of clattering coconuts close behind him. He was searching, searching, but for what, he knew not. And still he searched. At long last, he came, exhausted, to a lake. He dismounted and allowed Patsy to get a drink. Alas, a dark cloud shadowed the lake and began gnashing its teeth and pouring out rain over history's greatest King. Suddenly, a chorus of angels was heard and a shaft of light illuminated a woman's hand rising from the water. It held the famed Excali-brella. King Arthur took it, and was wet no more. Patsy, however, developed a small cold. We commemorate this much chronicled event with the Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Really, nothing more needs to be said. Just look at it. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella is gorgeous. Its massive handle looks like you could draw forth a blade and cleave the raindrops in twain before they even had a chance to hit the ground. No form of precipitation will mess with you when you are armed with a Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Goes great with any business suit of armor or really, even just business casual chain mail. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella - just buy one already.
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Deluxe Handheld Digital Microscope
$69.99 $59.99
Deluxe Handheld Digital Microscope
Having grown up in the era of Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, we've always wanted to shrink down to super tiny size and experience a world where a blade of grass could serve as a slide and we could ride on the backs of giant ants. Of course, that would also mean we'd probably get eaten by something. A grue? Doubtful. It would probably be a robin who mistook us for a very colorful bug. Don't get shrunk; make tiny things huge instead! Just plug the Deluxe Handheld Digital Microscope into your computer via your USB port and you can view specimens or objects on your computer screen at 10x, 40x, or 150x magnification. This microscope is great for examining small objects like coins, stamps, rocks, relics, insects, plants, gems, circuit boards, and even your own skin. Want to go on the road? Plug it into your laptop and head out into the field to explore. Take snapshots or short videos of your discoveries to share with friends. Product Specifications Handheld digital microscope powered by a 2.0 USB cable Built-in 2MP digital camera for snapshot images and videos Power: 10x to 40x and 150x LED Illumination CD-ROM contains software for basic image capture and organization as well as simple measurement function (on Windows based operating systems) Computer Requirements: Windows 7, Vista, or XP; most MAC 10.4.9 and later, CD/DVD Drive and open USB port Dimensions: 4.25" x 1.25" Weight: 4 oz Drivers available for download
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The ThinkGeek USB Snowbot
$11.99 $9.99
The ThinkGeek USB Snowbot
"Color changing scan, eerie Snowbot sound, articulating arms...a ThinkGeek exclusive... Last December, as we were settling down for a long winter's nap, we were visited by two robots from the future! They spoke to us and now it is time to share their message. There's good news and bad news. The good news is there are tons of really cool robots in the future. The bad news is they are divided into two factions, are waging war against each other, and have ""downgraded"" humans to pretty much servants and food. We quickly smashed the robots with hammers, and swore to devise a way to save humanity. Before we destroyed the robots, however, we were able to learn two things. 1. Each army of robots uses a different color scanning light (red or blue); 2. We have no idea which side is in humanity's best interest to win. So we built the Snowbot - a small, winter-themed beacon…and perhaps our only hope. Powered by a simple USB port, the Snowbot has a scanning light just like the robots from the future. You can change the speed of the scan, turn on/off the scanning noise, and (for future protection) change the scan color (red or blue). So no matter which robot army storms your home or office, a quick flick of a switch and you are rooting for the invader's color. Hopefully then the robots will just make you a servant and not an appetizer. Good luck and happy holidays. The ThinkGeek Snowbot Features: USB Powered (for great justice!) Scanning LED Robotic Eye Rate of sweeping is controllable via knob Selectable LED Robotic Eye Colors (Blue or Red) Authentic Snowbot Sound (on/off switch) Rotating, articulating metal arms Coiled (12"") USB cable extends to 30"" ThinkGeek Notes: There is a chance that the artificial intelligence which created the robot armies of the future originated from a massive connection of small USB desktop devices plugged into computers connected to the Internet. Please don't blame us if, by attempting to find a way to save humanity, we have inadvertently doomed it. Thank you."
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Sundial and Stardial Pendants
$39.99
Sundial and Stardial Pendants
Technology is awesome, but can we trust it? How can we be sure that our cell phones aren't recording our brain waves and transmitting our ideas to evil corporations? How can we be sure that our watches aren't silently recording our pulses and sending the data to Big Food so they know when to advertise those juicy bacon cheeseburgers on TV and ruin our diet plans? Yeah, see, now you're paranoid too. We've taken the mirrors out of our bathrooms to avoid that classic horror movie moment, too. We recommend you do the same. Preventative paranoia is the key to success. Part of our plan is eschewing traditional watches for the sundial. Inspired by designs from Babylonia, Egypt, the Celts of Northern Europe, the Mayans and Incas and Aztecs, we've found the most imaginative and accurate wearable sundials anywhere. Instructions for reading your new sundial are included. Batteries, however, are not. They're not needed! Who needs batteries to sense the rhythms of the solar system? Guaranteed to work as long as the sun rises... and we don't want to think about the day that stops happening. How the Sundial works... On a sunny day, suspend the sundial by its black satin cord. Through a tiny hole, a thin ray of sunshine will illuminate a number on the inside of the dial showing the time of day. This Aquitaine sundial was named after Eleanor of Aquitaine, who gave one to King Henry II of England so Henry would know when to return from the hunt for their love trysts. (One must always be timely for love trysts. Tryst us on that one.) How the Stardial works... Set the middle wheel to the month, hold the dial upside down, and sight the North Star through the center hole. Move the top of the dial's arm to align with the uppermost stars of the Big Dipper, and read the time on the inner dial where the arm crosses the hour mark! Star dials were first used in the 15th century by navigators and are extremely accurate because they are based on the North Star. Product Features Pewter sundial & stardial ring pendants Tell the time without electricity, gears, or other technology Modeled after historical timepieces Approximately 1.3 inches (3.3 cm) in diameter Comes with a 30" black silk cord (or supply your own chain)
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Book Vault
$34.99
Book Vault
Geeks are notorious for collecting small and expensive things. Usually electronic, but sometimes they are mineral in nature. The point is, they are valuable - either monetarily, or with emotional significance, and they need to be kept safe. Your stuff could just as easily be someone else's stuff - all it takes is a appropriately awesome object worth stealing, and a really cruddy job of locking it up. What are you thinking, sticking it in a safe? What nonsense! Where's a thief going to look first? That's right - your safe. Stupid. Hiding in plain sight - that's what you need to do. We've glued two random hardcover books together, drilled out several hundred pages, and boom-shanka! You've got the perfect hiding space for nearly 80 cubic inches of stuff. Place these books crammed full of treasure on your bookshelf, and nobody will be the wiser.
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Mini Briefcase Business Card Case
$11.99
Mini Briefcase Business Card Case
There's something inherently geeky about a heist. There's a thief who can bypass the laser security system with insane acrobatics. There's a hacker who can access information behind even the most fiery of firewalls. There's a grifter with a thousand faces and a hitter of a thousand punches. And holding them all together is the mastermind, who makes sure the plan goes off without a hitch. On our favorite heist show, Leverage, it seems that every bad guy has the same aluminum briefcase to carry their millions of dollars or valuable evidence. (It makes pulling off the switch very easy!) Most of us will never have an aluminum briefcase full of cash, but that doesn't mean we can't carry around a tiny piece of a heist with the Mini Briefcase Business Card Case. It'll hold a good stack of your business cards for your next big meeting, conference, or convention. If you're a grifter, you can even carry a few cards from each of your aliases. Made of aluminum, this case will block RFID scanning if you'd like to store a credit card inside, too. Product Specifications Store your business cards like a con man (or grifter gal) Looks just like the briefcases that hold tons of cash, but smaller Aluminum construction blocks RFID scanning Holds approx. 20-25 business cards (depending on how full you pack it and card stock). Roomy enough inside to hold credit cards, cash, driver's license, microfilm - ah, we've said too much! Materials: Aluminum Dimensions: approx. 4" x 2.5" x 0.625"
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Duck Tea Infuser
$9.99
Duck Tea Infuser
The life of a duck is a simple one. Wake up. Go for a swim. Eat some tiny fishes. Waddle up on shore to beg people for bread. Go for a swim. Eat some tiny fishes. Turn the water a bit more brown with your digested fishes. Swim some more. Finally, you can turn water brown with your very own Duck Tea Infuser. Simply put some digested fishes looseleaf tea into the stainless steel mesh basket, attach it to the ducky, and set the ducky afloat in a sea of hot water for several minutes. Slowly but surely, the ducky will do his duty and turn the water a delicious shade of brown... or possibly green. When you're done steeping, rest the ducky in the drip cup, which emulates the duck's natural habitat. Product Specifications Looseleaf tea infuser in the shape of a ducky Includes: Duck, stainless steel mesh basket, drip cup Love your ducky: hand wash only, do not microwave Dimensions: 2" x 3.25" when fully assembled
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Nintendo Reversible Messenger Bag
$36.99
Nintendo Reversible Messenger Bag
"You know what the great thing about bags is? They hold stuff. And you have stuff. What a coincidence! But you don't want just any bag. The bag you choose says something about you. The The Bag of Holding Messenger Bag? I have a 10 foot pole, and I'm not afraid to use it. And this one? I'd rather be gaming. Retro-style. You can have my console when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands. The Nintendo Reversible Messenger Bag measures 11"" tall x 15"" long with a 4"" gusset across the bottom. The front panel zips off to be reversible. One side is the classic NES controller; the other side is a pattern made out of tiny controllers. This reversible panel snaps closed with a side release (quick release) buckle to keep your stuff inside. Lifting the panel reveals a pocket, good for files, a composition notebook, TPS reports, and other goodies. The main compartment has a zipper across the top and a tiny zipper pouch inside for memory cards, thumb drives, or Starbucks gift cards. The shoulder strap is adjustable webbing and has a maximum 24"" drop. Made from 100% polyester for its durability and hydrophobic qualities. We like that word. I think that means we have hydrophobaphilia. But we digress. The bag. Buy it. Product features Durable, machine-washable polyester material (remove the reversible panel first) Shoulder strap adjusts up to 52"" long for a 24"" drop Not padded, but you can always add your own Dimensions: inside approx. 11"" tall x 15"" long x 4"" wide ""Will my laptop fit in this bag, ThinkGeek?"" Let's find out together! Laptop Fitting Guide Measure your laptop. Like TVs, laptops are listed by their measurement on the diagonal. Bags, on the other hand, are measured on the edges. Not all 17"" laptops are the same size, so you'll need to measure the length & width of your closed laptop. ""But my laptop is at home, ThinkGeek!"" If you can't wait, Google has superpowers to tell you the dimensions of your laptop if you ask it nicely. Just input the make and model of your laptop and ye shall receive. ""I've got the measurements! Now what?"" Compare your laptop's measurements to the measurements of the bag. If the laptop's measurements are smaller than the bag, it fits! If one or more of the laptop's measurements are bigger, you're out of luck with this bag. Try another."
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Global Power Converter
$19.99 $12.99
Global Power Converter
"We have to admit that as 80s kids, some of us learned the majority of our geography via Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?. We followed that sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize and were often able to lock up her comrades and return the stolen goods. Except for that one time in Reykjavik. Whether you're following a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery or traveling the world for more mundane business, having a power converter is a must. The Global Power Converter is an easy-to-pack box that contains converters for all of your world travel needs. Use the high current setting on the voltage converter for things like irons or hot pots and the low current setting for electronic devices. This kit includes 5 adapter plugs for use in Europe, South America, Africa, Australia, Asia, Middle East and the Caribbean. Product Specifications For North American dwellers travelling abroad Power up your hair dryer, shaver, and other electronics Provides 120v power from 220-240v foreign outlets For use with electrical appliances requiring up to 1600 watt and electronic devices up to 50 watt Five adapter plugs for use in: Europe South America Africa Australia Asia Middle East Caribbean Includes hard shell travel case Note: Read all documentation for the converter and your intended appliance/device carefully. Improper use of converters/adapters can result in dead devices or electrical fire. It is worth it to do your research before plugging things in abroad! Dimensions: 4.5"" x 3.4"" x 5.9"" Weight: 1.7 pounds"
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We're All Mad Here Babydoll
$21.99 $14.99
We're All Mad Here Babydoll
"Destination: Tea Party Calculating route. Turn left. Travel 200 meters. Arrive at waypoint, Cheshire Cat, on right. Recalculating route. Continue another 100 meters. Take exit on left toward March Hare's house. You have arrived at your destination, a large arm-chair at one end of a table set out under a tree in front of the house. Tenniel's engraving of Alice peering up at the disappearing Cheshire Cat printed in yellow, black, and a very Alice blue with the words ""We're all mad here."" on a purple babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. Also, you want to tumble dry this on LOW. Hot will make it shrink. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Front Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in."
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Roll-Up Keyboard
$19.99 $15.99
Roll-Up Keyboard
"With the popularity of netbooks, tablets, and other tiny typing devices, our fat fingers often yearn for a normal-sized keyboard. Alas, if we're traveling, our full-sized keyboard stays at the office with our docking station, so we are the Lords and Ladies of Typos. Or perhaps in your house there are tiny fingers on your keyboard... the kind of fingers that are often sticky and covered in who-knows-what? If you have geeklings, you've probably had your share of stuck keys and dead keyboards after a drink-related oopsie. Enter the Roll-Up Keyboard, ready to solve both problems! The internal components are sealed inside a single-piece silicone case, preventing damage from debris, moisture, and most anything you can spill on it. It's easily hand-washed with gentle cleansers and is constructed without screws or sharp edges, so it's perfect for kids or klutzes. The soft-touch keys, including numeric keypad, Sleep, Wake, and Power keys are silent and responsive for easy typing wherever you go. Just roll it up and stick it in your laptop bag. Product Specifications 108-key roll-up keyboard for typing on the go 100% silicone, latex-free construction, virtually indestructible Silent operation makes it ideal for computing away from home Ergonomic key arrangement, including Power, Sleep, and Wake keys Number, Scroll, and Caps Lock with LED indicators Easy-to-clean, hygienic surface resists dust, moisture, spills, and contaminants. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. (Do not clean with any harsh solvents.) 5,000,000 keystroke switch life Voltage: +5 V DC +/- 250 mA USB cable length: 50 inches Dimensions: 19"" x 5.5"" x 0.6"" Weight: 10 ounces Made for Windows, but works on Macs, too! (The Windows key works as the Command key on a Mac.)"
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Phantom Keystroker
$9.99
Phantom Keystroker
With the advent of the incessantly beeping and easily concealable Annoy-a-tron, ThinkGeek has ushered in a new era of sophisticated office pranks sure to drive your co-workers bonkers while you snicker silently at your desk. Now the next advanced level in stealthy office joke electronics is ready for your enjoyment. The Phantom Keystroker may look like a harmless usb thumb drive, but it's actually a devious contraption of unlimited office-based torture. Simply discreetly attach the Phantom Keystroker to any extra USB port on your victim's computer, no drivers needed. The Keystroker emulates a keyboard and mouse and periodically makes random mouse movements, toggles caps-lock and types out odd garbage text and phrases. Switches on the side allow you to choose between keyboard garbage typing, caps lock-toggle, annoying mouse movements or all three. An adjustment dial sets the duration between "events". We recommend you don't set it too frequently so as to extend the agony. Your hapless co-worker pal will think his computer has been possessed or infected by a destructive virus. As he writhes in anger and furiously dials tech support you can rest easy with a job well done. WARNING The Phantom Keystroker never hits the return key and it never clicks the mouse button. However you should not use it on anyone's system who is doing critical work where disruption could cause serious consequences. The Phantom Keystroker is a joke, like any joke you need to use prudence and judgement when executing it. You have been warned!
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Xtensor Gamer Hand Exerciser
$29.99
Xtensor Gamer Hand Exerciser
You've got the greatest gaming rig out there. You've spent a lot of money on it - now it's a monolithic liquid-nitrogen-cooled monstrosity capable of pumping out smoother 3D video than real-life. Your pointing device is sensitive to a billion dpi, and your keyboard has a customized throw-distance tuned exactly to your finger length. After all this effort, you still get pwned by n00bs. What's the problem? Your rig may be awesome, and your brain may be sharp and quick, but if your body doesn't respond to your brain's commands correctly, you may as well be playing with mittens on. You need physical conditioning, Daniel-san, and there'll be no wax-on-wax-off, no sand-o-floor, no paint fence. The Xtensor is the only product on the market to perform with true biomechanical correctness, able to stimulate muscles and tendons in the hands, wrists and elbows that have been virtually off limits to all other devices. Repetitive gripping and squeezing of your game-controller or mouse forces extended isometric contractions of the flexor muscles of the hands and fingers producing an unnatural imbalance over time as the hands operate in a mostly closed position. For this reason, patients with hand, wrist and elbow disorders experience unnecessarily long healing times and high reoccurrence rates. Everybody got that? Flexing with the Xtensor between gaming sessions will make your reaction-times much quicker, and will mean no cramping hands after all-night fragging sessions.
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Hidden Wall Safe
$7.99 $4.99
Hidden Wall Safe
The Hidden Wall Safe is handy because most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. These unique wall safes allow you to hide valuables inside one of many identical looking wall outlets you already have in your home, the last place someone is likely to look. According to the Chicago Police these units are better than a locked safe and a hundred times cheaper. Worried about the outlet cover not matching your other outlets? No sweat, you can interchange any standard plug cover for this one to match your other plugs.
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Star Wars MimoMicro USB Drive & Reader
$12.99 $9.99
Star Wars MimoMicro USB Drive & Reader
"When you need to transport certain *cough* cargo across the galaxy, you call up one Han Solo and his Millenium Falcon. He's sure to get it where it needs to go for a price. But what if you want to quickly remove a file from your digicam to your iPhone? Turns out, the Millenium Falcon is the answer to that problem, too! Move your files from mobile device to computer with ease with the MimoMicro USB Drive and Reader. These tiny heroes are less than two inches tall, but are super-powered on the inside. Pull your microSD card from your cell phone, pop it into your MimoMicro, flip out the USB port and it's ready to transfer your files to your computer. There's even a keychain attachment so you can keep your MimoMicro by your side at all times. Product Specifications Move your files from mobile device to computer with ease MicroSD USB card reader hidden inside a Star Wars character or vehicle Compatibility: microSD, microSDHC, microSDXC memory cards Note: MimoMicro does not come with a microSD card. You must provide your own. Flip out USB port with LED light (so you know it's working!) High speed USB 2.0 interface Mac/PC friendly Keychain included so you can take it wherever you go Dimensions: approx. 1.75"" tall x 1"" wide (Yoda is smaller, natch.)"
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Adjustable Aluminum Laptop Desk
$49.99
Adjustable Aluminum Laptop Desk
"Imagine how cool it would be if you had a job where you got to lay on your back all day and make money. Now, get your head out of the gutter (or think about it for a while . . . and then get your head out of the gutter) and keep reading. It might sound like something you could only do in space, but this Aluminum Laptop Desk will have you defying gravity in no time. It's true. Lie down and lock the legs into place - each leg has three self-locking joints to make sure your Aluminum Laptop Desk is at just the right angle. Since it's aluminum, it also helps draw heat away from your laptop. It folds flat for easy storage, has a shelf (with clip on plastic bumpers) to keep your laptop from sliding off, and sets up in seconds. And, if you're one of those folks who prefers standing while working, plop your Aluminum Laptop Desk on your regular desk, and you are a few clicks away from a very comfortable standing solution! Are we using our Aluminum Laptop Desk to stand while we write this? Heck no. We ARE using our Aluminum Laptop Desk, but we're in bed. Lazy FTW! Aluminum Laptop Desk Quickly and easily adjusts to give you the perfect desk - for more comfort and better ergonomics. Aluminum construction helps wick heat away from your laptop. Perfect for reclining, sitting, or standing. Legs feature 3 push-button auto-locking joints with 360° adjustability (marked in 15° increments for easy configuration). Able to support up to 20lbs. Weight: 3.3lbs Dimensions: Desk: 16.5"" x 10.8"" x 0.75"" (lip depth). Leg Segment: 10"" x 1.675"" x 0.625"" Max Height: (base to platform) 18.5"""
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