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Lil' Vampire Pacifier
$4.99
Lil' Vampire Pacifier
When our copywriter monkey's brother was a baby, he had a biting problem. He just loved sinking his brand new teeth into anything and anyone available and he especially loved the tender flesh of the human neck. And so, geekling Brian went through life chomping on anyone who dared cuddle him. He would probably have escalated to vampirism if not for one angel of a woman at the grocery store. Mid-dairy-aisle, Brian sunk his razor sharp baby teeth into his mother's neck, causing her to cry out. The woman moved in with advice. "Bite him back," she said. Brian's mom looked skeptical. "Seriously," the woman said. "He won't learn unless you bite him back." Mom sunk her teeth into Brian's tender baby neck. He cried, he screamed, and he never bit anyone ever again. Do you have a noisy baby or one you feel may grow up to drink the blood of mortals? This pacifier is the way to go. It features luscious red lips and a full set of teeth including sharp canines for sucking the blood of the living. Our lawyers say we must tell you that ThinkGeek is not responsible if your geekling grows up to be one of the undead (but we are grateful because that means they can be one of our customers for centuries!).
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Highway Fray Hem Ripped High-Waisted Cutoff Shorts
$49.95
Highway Fray Hem Ripped High-Waisted Cutoff Shorts
The Highway Fray Hem Ripped High-Waisted Cutoff Shorts from Billabong are a summer wardrobe staple! Retro with a modern twist, these cutoff denim shorts boast an on-trend high-waist style, 5-pocket detail, burgundy hue, and distressing throughout. Match these cutoff shorts with our tank tops and sandals and head out to the beach. High-waisted9.34" rise2.25" inseamSubtle distressed detailsCutoff, frayed hemFive pocketsButton closure, zip flyModel is 5'9" and wearing a size 25100% cottonMachine washableImported
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Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound
$29.99
Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound
"Tony Stark has some pretty keen armor, right kids? Well, one part of his armor can actually be bought. Check out the ""Iron Man"" Power Band below. But that's too much to give to a little kid. We gotta keep those cool movie props for ourselves, right adults? Well, kids like lights and sounds, so get them these Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound instead! These Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound are perfectly sized for kids (they fit up to a 5"" wrist). And better yet, these suckers have neato motion-activated lights and sounds (well, one unit has lights, and the other has lights and sounds). AND BETTER YET, if you put them together (by their powers combined!), they have a super powerful atomic megablast awesometacular lights and sounds combo. At least, we think it's that much fun. Get a set of Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound for your mini superhero(ine) today. They'll thank you - with JUSTICE!. Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound For ages 5-10 (based on average wrist size) A kids version of those worn by Tony Stark in ""The Avengers"" - but these have lights and sounds! Set of two - one band lights up and the other makes lights and sounds. Put them together and get a special light and sound sequence. Bands are motion activated (and have an on/off switch for super time outs). Batteries 3 LR44 (included). Size: Fits most children 5-10 years old - band will stretch to fit about a 5"" wrist. Dimensions: (light up part) 2"" x 1"" x 1"""
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Planet Express Babydoll
$21.99 $19.79
Planet Express Babydoll
"Here at Planet Express, we're always looking for fresh recruits to join our spaceship crew. Whether your permanent career assignment is in intergalactic navigation or accounting and administration, chances are, we have a slot open for you right now. Career deserter? No problem! As part of our ongoing effort to give back through recycling, we've salvaged the career chips from some of our past, brave crewmembers and now can pass those savings on to you! What will you be doing when you work for Planet Express? Well, you'll get to see the entire universe and also transport cargo! And when we say entire universe, we mean it. We go places other delivery companies (not to name names -- Mom's Friendly Delivery Company) only dream of going. (Why they were screaming and running while dreaming, we're not sure. It's probably something in the water.) In addition to the fun work environment, some of our benefits include on-board medical facilities with highly trained staff (unless that's the crewmember you're replacing... in which case, welcome aboard!), a pension plan, stock options, not having a uniform that involves kneesocks, or, indeed, any socks at all if you so wish, and an endless supply of free darkmatter. Even if you can't join our ranks today, you can take home an official ""Planet Express"" t-shirt. It features our logo in orange on a red, fitted t-shirt with the words, ""Reliable Interplanetary Delivery. Serving the Milky Way and Beyond!"" Note that the printing is slightly distressed (you can see the shirt in several places), much like our employees!"
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Unikeys Unicorn Key Caps
$4.99 $2.99
Unikeys Unicorn Key Caps
Unicorns have power - magic sparkly power! Their horns can be used to allow eternal darkness to reign in the form of Tim Curry. The tail hair is oft used in wand cores, and the dust filed from the horn can cure any disease when mixed into a potion. Handy! What is not as well known is, the Unicorn horn can also unlock any lock! It's true! Simply place one of your keys into the special silicon Unikey Unicorn Key Caps and watch the magic happen! Insert your Unicorn horn into your house door, and watch the bolt slide away! Warning! The use of Unicorn Horn is strictly regulated by the United States Department of Magic. The USDoM and the foreign signatories of the International Regulation of Magical Creatures Treaty of 1431 strictly regulate the usage of Unicorn and Unicorn related products. Any misuse of Unicorn Horn can result in stiff penalties including, but not limited to, shunning, loud 'tut's, and a firm talking-to.
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Flud Watches Men's The Gunmetal Boombox Watch
$90.00
Flud Watches Men's The Gunmetal Boombox Watch
Flud Watches Men's The Gunmetal Boombox Watch, Watches: The Gunmetal Boombox Watch The good folks at Flud Watches just put another classic retro icon back on your wrist with the Boombox Watch. This push button digital watch comes complete with slick details accurate from the speakers to the handlebar. One quick push reveals a sharp red LED display. ALERT! The LED screen will shut off when the watch is inactive for three (3) seconds! Please don't tweak and think the watch is busted just kindly refer to your manual for a detailed explanation. • Oversized Boombox Case • Custom LED movement • Dual textured linked band • Locking clasp with etched logo By Flud Watches
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Enough Social Interaction Fitted Ladies' Tee - Heavy Metal, XXL
$19.99 $9.99
Enough Social Interaction Fitted Ladies' Tee - Heavy Metal, XXL
Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we've trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester all in one on your next project, you know that other people just make life more complicated. But don't worry. You're in good company here. You're amongst people who understand, cause we're like that, too...
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