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Pure Fun Magic Showerhead Chrm
$59.99
Pure Fun Magic Showerhead Chrm
Pure Fun MagicShowerhead - Polished Chrome - 3 colors change from Red, to Green, and to Blue every 5 seconds Create a Spa-Like Environment in the Comfort of Your Own Shower. Enliven your daily shower experience by transforming your regular shower into a fountain of brilliant fun with the help of MagicShowerhead illuminates the shower water producing a variety of changing colors. Three colors Red, Green and Blue change every five seconds allowing you to keep track of the time you're spending in the shower. If you stay in for all three color changes you know you've spent a total of 15 seconds in the shower, so it's a great way to conserve water while enjoying a light show. The MagicShowerhead creates an experience that can feel as enjoyable and relaxing as being in a spa. It fits standard shower hoses and shower arms. No batteries or electricity needed. Select fixed or hand-held shower head option. Water consumption 2.5 gal/min at 80 psi. Pure Fun MagicShowerhead - Polished Chrome
SkyMall, Inc.
H2O Instant Water Candle Kit
$19.99
H2O Instant Water Candle Kit
"Two packs per order for even more candle-ness!! Candles have been used for hundreds of years to spread light where there was dark, not just because no one had invented electricity yet, but because they were so beautiful. And ever since about 10 minutes after the first candle was created, the first candle-lit romantic mood was created. But regular candles are boring. Time to play with some liquid density and cooking ingredients (also romantic) and put an H2O Instant Water Candle Kit or few to good use. Ok, so first you get a jar or vase or something (something glass with a wide mouth). Fill it 3/4 full of water, and mix in some coloring for . . . well, color. Drop in any other crap you want in the jar for to make it more beautiful. Add a centimeter layer of cooking oil on top of that water, and gently float a wick (which you already inserted into a floater) on the water. Then light it. It will burn off the cooking oil (since said oil will be floating on top of the water), and look gorgeous. By using some H2O Instant Water Candle Kits, you will have unique candles that won't drip wax all over the place. Oh, and, if the candle gets knocked over by accident, the water will extinguish the flames. H2O Instant Water Candle Kit - a simple, science-y, exquisite way to add some beauty to your world. Please Note: You'll need to supply your own vase/jar, water decorations (rocks, etc), water, and oil. H2O Instant Water Candle Kit Just add water, cooking oil, and a jar (or vase) to make a beautifully unique candle. Fire not included, either. Non toxic, but that doesn't mean you should drink it. Colors: Blue, Green, and Red. Each Pack Includes: 3 floaters, 18 wicks, and 20g (0.71oz) of coloring). Super Six Pack Contains: 2 of each color - for super decorating and stuff. Package Dimensions: approx. 2.75"" x 5.5"" x 0.75"""
ThinkGeek
iLaunch Rocket Launcher for iPhone
$79.99 $69.99
iLaunch Rocket Launcher for iPhone
"Coworkers. Can't work with 'em; can't punch them in the face. Well, you can if you don't mind it being followed by a chat with HR, a trip to the police station, and a long period of unemployment. We like to promote a more entertaining and legal way to get revenge on your coworkers: office weaponry. The iLaunch Rocket Launcher is a missile launcher controlled by your iPhone, iPod Touch, or iPad. Licensed by Apple, this beauty will work with any device running iOS 5.0.1 or higher. After a quick charge and setup, you'll be able to strike fear into coworkers as far as 25 feet away. Claim more than 1400 square feet of your office by firing at will (and Will, that chatty guy from PR). With the iLaunch Rocket Launcher, you can finally have some peace and quiet in your cube. Product Specifications Shooting distance of around 25 feet (will keep people far away!) 270 degree horizontal rotation, vertical flexibility of over 40 degrees Battle with other iLaunch Rocket Launchers in your office Can be used indoors or outdoors Air powered pistons fire foam darts in succession on an automatic rotation Rechargeable battery, just plug into your computer's USB port Wirelessly controlled via Bluetooth Use touchscreen control or G-sensor control Package contains: iLaunch Rocket Launcher Rechargeable Lithium Battery (1000mAh, 3.7V) USB charging cable (27 inches long) 4 foam missiles Instructions Free iLaunch Controller App is available on the App Store Compatible Devices: iPod Touch (3rd or 4th gen), iPhone 4S, 4, or 3GS, iPad, iPad2 System Requirements: iOS 5.0.1 or higher Dimensions: approx. 4.8"" x 3.2"" x 4.9"""
ThinkGeek
Blood Bath Bloody Hand Towel
$11.99
Blood Bath Bloody Hand Towel
So you find yourself in the Hearts of Fire Funeral Home and Crematorium. Hearing a strange sound, almost like a bunch of hurt penguins, you push past the curtains and creep into the back room. There you see the mortician eating a few bits of a body on the table. He closes his deadly eyes in enjoyment, when the front bell rings. Before you can say, "Happy Birthday to Me," he's dabbed his face with a small towel and headed out to the front room. No one will know. But you're smart...
ThinkGeek
Star Wars R2-D2 Folding Armchair
$39.99 $25.99
Star Wars R2-D2 Folding Armchair
It's heartwarming to see the droids in the Star Wars universe obeying their human masters. So many sci-fi movies show the worst case scenario with robots, so we're always happy to see helpful robots and droids. Even if they're helping the bad guys. This R2-D2 wants nothing more than to help you comfortably sit while on the go. He'll come camping, or to fan conventions, or to watch the fireworks on the 4th of July. We don't recommend bringing him to Hoth unless you're going to go ice fishing or something. He's more of a warm weather droid. This fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible is only found at ThinkGeek! Product Specifications Folding camp chair featuring everyone's favorite droid Made of sturdy nylon, suitable for indoor or outdoor use Comes with a nylon shoulder bag for carrying and storage ThinkGeek exclusive product - you won't find this anywhere else! Fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible One size fits most adults Max weight: 225 lbs
ThinkGeek
V Rocker SE Wireless Video Gaming Chair
$101.00
V Rocker SE Wireless Video Gaming Chair
Get the full gaming experience without being tied down as you play with the V Rocker SE Chair. This chair's wireless audio transmission system will keep you right in the action as you master your video games listen to music or watch DVDs. A side control panel lets you adjust the volume bass and band switch as well as providing input-output jacks right at your side. Speakers are installed and hidden in the shoulder of the chair and a headphone jack is included. The cover is made from easy-to-clean heavy-duty vinyl to last through numerous gaming sessions. The chair is filled with dual-layer fire-retardant foam for safety and is supported by a hardwood frame which provides ergonomic full-back support. As an added convenience this wireless V Rocker folds in half for easy storage and transportation. This fun rocking video game chair comes with warranty card and instruction manual. Satellite mp3/CD/DVD/games multi-user connection Connection capability: Xbox (all versions) Playstation (all versions) Gameboy Nintendo Wii & DS and more About Ace Bayou CorporationThe product above is manufactured by Ace Bayou Corporation. Founded in 1986 Ace Bayou has grown into a group of diverse lifestyle-focused divisions. They all feature innovative quality products at prices that allow everyone to enjoy the benefits. Their lifestyle furniture division features youth and adult casual furniture including unique bean bags video rockers recliners and special seating products. As a recognized innovator in these categories Ace Bayou provides products that fit your lifestyle.
Hayneedle.com
Broadsword Handle Umbrella
$39.99
Broadsword Handle Umbrella
King Arthur rode the land; the sound of clattering coconuts close behind him. He was searching, searching, but for what, he knew not. And still he searched. At long last, he came, exhausted, to a lake. He dismounted and allowed Patsy to get a drink. Alas, a dark cloud shadowed the lake and began gnashing its teeth and pouring out rain over history's greatest King. Suddenly, a chorus of angels was heard and a shaft of light illuminated a woman's hand rising from the water. It held the famed Excali-brella. King Arthur took it, and was wet no more. Patsy, however, developed a small cold. We commemorate this much chronicled event with the Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Really, nothing more needs to be said. Just look at it. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella is gorgeous. Its massive handle looks like you could draw forth a blade and cleave the raindrops in twain before they even had a chance to hit the ground. No form of precipitation will mess with you when you are armed with a Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Goes great with any business suit of armor or really, even just business casual chain mail. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella - just buy one already.
ThinkGeek
Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium
$129.99
Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium
On a clear night, one has only to look up to realize how much wonder is still waiting for us in the universe. Out there, amongst the stars, are secrets and surprises beyond our wildest dreams. Well why not, while you're working on your own way of getting up there to the stars, bring the stars down to you? With the Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium it's as easy as a button press. The Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium is the coolest little optical star planetarium for the home you'll ever find...
ThinkGeek
Garden Zombie
$99.99 $89.99
Garden Zombie
"Nobody was quite sure what caused it. An alien pathogen riding the tail of Halley's Comet? Some government ""rage"" virus? Radiation from a downed satellite? Your guess is as good as ours, but one thing's for sure - the dead are rising, and they are hungry for your brains. It's a post-zombie world, and if we want to live in it, we have to learn to live with them. Everybody walks around with large caliber weapons, swords, and cricket bats now, but every now and again you see the so-called ""domesticated"" zombies. These de-toothed and chained shamblers are useful for all sorts of tasks - from carrying your groceries to scaring off those nasty neighborhood kids. Now, of course it's illegal to sell reanimated corpses, so we've had to rely on resin facsimiles to stand in for a frightening visage of death. Watching over your garden is a monstrous shambler, pale, vile and seemingly hungry! Of course, you know better! He's just a terrifying statue! From mid-torso up, he ""rises"" out of your freshly tilled and mulched begonias ready to devour the brains of the next interloper he comes across. Guaranteed to scare away any trespasser, without the headaches of accidentally releasing a real zombie. All those complications, bodies, and police forms - who needs the hassle? Your fresh resin Garden Zombie comes packed in three pieces, and assembles in seconds!"
ThinkGeek
Glowing Moonlight Cushion
$15.99
Glowing Moonlight Cushion
As we all know, unicorns are all about prancing through pristine meadows, eating candy corn, and pooping rainbows. But how do we get baby unicorns? Well, when a Mommy Unicorn and a Daddy Unicorn love each other very much, they gently stomp on a Glowing Moonlight Cushion, turn on some Barry White, and you know the rest. This light-up, color changing cushion is the fluffiest light source you'll find anywhere. Use it to create some mood lighting or as a soothing rainbow night light in your child's room. A simple tap to the center of the pillow turns it on and another tap turns it off. Ultra bright LEDs create beautiful colors that illuminate the whole cushion with a gently shifting light that shimmers between colors. It's chill, it's beautiful. It may or may not attract unicorns. Product Features A chill and colorful way to set some mood lighting Tap the center to bring it to life, tap again to turn it off Colors cycle automatically for an ever-changing display Ultra-soft and fuzzy plush outer layer makes it very snuggly Perfect to use for a nightlight or to set the scene for unicorn romance Bright, low energy LEDs do not create heat, so are totally safe! Powered by 3 AAA batteries - battery pack tucked inside a zippered compartment Dimensions: approximately 13.75" tall x 13.75" wide x 6.7" deep
ThinkGeek
Electronic Rolling Laughing Monkey
$14.99 $11.99
Electronic Rolling Laughing Monkey
Here at ThinkGeek, we know a lot about monkeys. Not the kind of monkeys in the zoo, rather the ones who code and the robotic type that work diligently in our warehouse every day. Being fans of monkeys it seemed only natural that we would sell a Rolling Laughing Monkey. Of course this would ultimately become our downfall as giggling simians took over our office. At first we were smiling and laughing along with these insane beasts... but after a while we began to go slowly insane ourselves as the rolling and crazy laughing permeated the halls of ThinkGeek. Any sound or movement triggers the Rolling Laughing Monkey into action, so watch what you do if you take one of these monkeys home. Of course when showing this toy to real monkeys they became greatly offended and claimed that actual monkeys do not laugh insanely and the product only served to provide a negative stereotype of monkeys in general.
ThinkGeek
Hidden Wall Safe
$7.99 $4.99
Hidden Wall Safe
The Hidden Wall Safe is handy because most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. These unique wall safes allow you to hide valuables inside one of many identical looking wall outlets you already have in your home, the last place someone is likely to look. According to the Chicago Police these units are better than a locked safe and a hundred times cheaper. Worried about the outlet cover not matching your other outlets? No sweat, you can interchange any standard plug cover for this one to match your other plugs.
ThinkGeek
Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
$49.99
Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win. Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon! For nutrition information, click here.
ThinkGeek
Roll-Up Keyboard
$19.99 $15.99
Roll-Up Keyboard
"With the popularity of netbooks, tablets, and other tiny typing devices, our fat fingers often yearn for a normal-sized keyboard. Alas, if we're traveling, our full-sized keyboard stays at the office with our docking station, so we are the Lords and Ladies of Typos. Or perhaps in your house there are tiny fingers on your keyboard... the kind of fingers that are often sticky and covered in who-knows-what? If you have geeklings, you've probably had your share of stuck keys and dead keyboards after a drink-related oopsie. Enter the Roll-Up Keyboard, ready to solve both problems! The internal components are sealed inside a single-piece silicone case, preventing damage from debris, moisture, and most anything you can spill on it. It's easily hand-washed with gentle cleansers and is constructed without screws or sharp edges, so it's perfect for kids or klutzes. The soft-touch keys, including numeric keypad, Sleep, Wake, and Power keys are silent and responsive for easy typing wherever you go. Just roll it up and stick it in your laptop bag. Product Specifications 108-key roll-up keyboard for typing on the go 100% silicone, latex-free construction, virtually indestructible Silent operation makes it ideal for computing away from home Ergonomic key arrangement, including Power, Sleep, and Wake keys Number, Scroll, and Caps Lock with LED indicators Easy-to-clean, hygienic surface resists dust, moisture, spills, and contaminants. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. (Do not clean with any harsh solvents.) 5,000,000 keystroke switch life Voltage: +5 V DC +/- 250 mA USB cable length: 50 inches Dimensions: 19"" x 5.5"" x 0.6"" Weight: 10 ounces Made for Windows, but works on Macs, too! (The Windows key works as the Command key on a Mac.)"
ThinkGeek
Planet Of The Apes: Evolution Collection 1-7 Boxset (2011)
£24.94
Planet Of The Apes: Evolution Collection 1-7 Boxset (2011)
Planet Of The Apes: Charlton Heston stars as an astronaut lost in a world run by evolved apes in this highly influential, Oscar?-winning and epic film! (1968) Beneath The Planet Of The Apes: James Franciscus discovers new horrors on the Planet of the Apes, including a subterranean world of highly advanced humans who worship a WMD! (1970) Escape From The Planet Of The Apes: Refugee chimps from the future, Cornelius and Zira (Roddy McDowall and Kim Hunter), are hunted down as an evolutionary threat in twentieth-century America. (1971) Conquest Of The Planet Of The Apes: In the not-too-distant future, an ape named Caesar (Roddy McDowall) defies his human masters, launching a revolt that will change the way the world is run...and by whom. (1972) Battle For The Planet of The Apes: The peaceful coexistence of man and ape is shattered when militant factions of both species clash, igniting an explosive final conflict! (1973) Planet Of The Apes: In Tim Burton's reboot of the classic franchise, an astronaut lands on a planet inhabited by human-like apes, who rule the planet with an iron fist. (2001) Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes: Set in present day San Francisco, Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes is a reality-based cautionary tale, a science fiction/science fact blend, where man's own experiments with genetic engineering lead to the development of intelligence in apes and the onset of a war for supremacy.
Play.com
Husky Budweiser Beer Chiller
£109.99
Husky Budweiser Beer Chiller
Keep your drinks cold and enjoy ice cold Budweiser whenever you like. This funky, efficient Husky Budweiser Beer Chiller is just what you need to keep your drinks at optimum temperature, chilling up to 40 cans of beer at a time. The silver design means it'll look great anywhere in your home. The cooler is simple to clean and has a double layered glass door to keep the interior temperature constant.The Husky Budweiser Beer Chiller has a reversible door so you can fit it into any corner.
Sainsbury
The Union Jack Telephone
£49.99
The Union Jack Telephone
The Union Jack telephone stands out from the crowd with the immediately recognisable and regal Union Jack print. The Union Jack Telephone is a simple and yet functional, quality built, push button telephone and is designed with simplicity in mind. Being a push button phone, convenience is king, offering you the look of a classic phone as well as the ease of speedy, push-button dialling. This phone works perfectly with modern telephone exchanges. Colour: Blue.
very.co.uk
Pizza-Boss 3000 Pizza Cutter
$14.99
Pizza-Boss 3000 Pizza Cutter
When a man tears into a pizza, he does so with his bare hands! He then cries and rushes off to the emergency room to get his fresh 2nd degree burns looked at. Unfortunately, that's not the best approach to eating a double-pepperoni. As anybody who's been burned by bubbling cheese fresh out of the oven, you're gonna want to cut your 'za into manageable slices. If, however, you insist on maintaining your total dominance over Italian cuisine, you can cut your pizza into manageable slices using a pizza cutter that looks like a circular saw! Oh yeah! The Pizza Boss 3000 pizza slicer makes short work of sausage, powers through pepperoni, and annihilates anchovies like a hot knife through, well, pizza, actually. So the next time you're faced with a beautiful New York style pepperoni, or a classic Chicago deep dish meatstravaganza with extra bacon, grab your Pizza Boss 3000 and show that pie who's in charge. Booya. Features Laser etched stainless steel blade High-durability plastic Removable blade for easy cleaning Measures 5 inches long, 2.25 inches wide, and 4.25 inches tall No batteries, gasoline, or oil required to operate this power tool!
ThinkGeek
Barbara Bixby Sterling/18K Skull Doublet 8
$785.00
Barbara Bixby Sterling/18K Skull Doublet 8" Toggle Bracelet
Ready to join you on trips to all of your usual haunts, this sterling silver bracelet shines with stations of abalone and crystal quartz. The carved skulls are accented by a cluster of prong-set, round rhodolite gemstones in a flower design with an 18K gold center on the forehead. Highly polished leaf designs with 18K gold accents separate the skull stations, while a toggle clasp with a signature 18K gold flower and prong-set white topaz accent completes the piece. From Barbara Bixby.For more details on this bracelet's fit, please refer to Wrist Assist--the Bracelet Fit Guide above.
QVC.com
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
$34.99
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there's no way you're going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat, you're now fully awake, and it's time to get ready for work. Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical - you can use them to keep the water in your shower and rub your toesies on when you are done. But that's not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights. But even that's not the real reason you want them. You want a Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat so that your mom will just shake her head and wonder what she did wrong when she sees them on her next visit. And if she doesn't - if she doesn't think anything is wrong and just goes to clean up the "blood" on your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat as if she's done it before - well then that's really scary.
ThinkGeek
Blade Runner Style LED Umbrella
$14.99 $8.99
Blade Runner Style LED Umbrella
Early in the 21st Century, the Tyrell Corporation advanced robot evolution into the Nexus phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. They're all around you, even now. That guy next to you? He's a Replicant. How do we know? He's walking the streets in the rain with no umbrella. That, and he failed the Voight-Kampff. In the pre-apocalyptic future, the air will be so thick, it will be dark in the middle of the day. Coupled with the almost constant rain, you'll need to find a way to stay dry and light your way to the noodle shop down the street. Even if you don't live in a quasi-futuristic Los Angeles and you aren't a Blade Runner, you can still have the coolest umbrella on the street. With a push of a button, the shaft lights up, illuminating you and your path. Now, even in the darkest of nights, you're a lot more visible to the cars on the street, making your long walk home through the rain a lot safer.
ThinkGeek
Bacon Scented Air Freshener
$3.99 $1.49
Bacon Scented Air Freshener
Everyone talks about that "new car smell." But sometimes new cars smell kinda stinky. Now, that "new bacon smell" - freshly cooked and sizzling - now that's a smell we love every time it hits our olfactory receptors. It's like if you built a castle out of pure diamond and floated it up on a cloud and you could only get there via jetpack that fired out rainbows. Yeah, the smell of freshly cooked bacon is like that. And now you can make any space smell like meat with the Bacon Scented Air Freshener. Look - it even kinda looks like bacon. And it smells like bacon. And you can hang it anywhere you want to smell bacon - just use the hanging string. Each Bacon Scented Air Freshener will make you remember the times you've munched bacon and how happy you were. Seriously, though, the Bacon Scented Air Freshener - it's an air freshener that smells like bacon. What more do you need to know? Bacon Scented Air Freshener It hangs up and smells like bacon. Perfect for your car, dorm, office, or anywhere else you want to smell meat. Includes a handy hanging string. Dimensions: approx 4" tall.
ThinkGeek
Zombie Family Car Decals
$9.99 $7.99
Zombie Family Car Decals
"In the zombie apocalypse, family means everything. It's not limited to blood relations, either. If you're trusting someone to watch your back and keep the walkers from eating you, they're family. If someone trusts you to double-tap them after they've been bitten, they're family. Show your pride in your family with these Zombie Family Car Decals. They're black and white and red all over and include the whole gang: Mom, Dad, Daughter, Son, Baby, Dog, Cat, and Fish. We're not sure who is lugging their goldfish tank around during the zombie apocalypse, but who are we to judge? Maybe it's a talking goldfish like Klaus from American Dad. Product Specifications Stick on decals to make a zombie family on your car Black, white, and red stickers Includes: Mom, Dad, Daughter, Son, Baby, Dog, Cat, Fish Sizes from 1.25"" (fish) to 5.5"" (Dad)"
ThinkGeek
'Keep Calm And Carry On' Deckchair
£150.00
'Keep Calm And Carry On' Deckchair
While away those long summer days that are just around the corner in a charming traditional 'Keep Calm and Carry On' red Deckchair. These Deckchairs are lovingly made by hand here in England by skilled craftsmen, they have a beautiful chunky solid frame which will last for many years to come. Made by hand in England Hardwood frame (from a sustainable source) 100% Cotton canvas sling Off white screen-print by hand Width: 55cm (21.5in) Height: 105cm (41.5in) (highest notch) Folds flat for storage
Notonthehighstreet.com
Dreamlights Fireflies in a Jar
$29.99 $6.99
Dreamlights Fireflies in a Jar
"As the days get longer, and the nights get warmer, people are venturing outside their doors and enjoying the moonlight. As they walk down streets and paths, the flickering lights of fireflies are hard to miss. During some summers, trees would light up with more fireflies than there were stars in the heavens, turning the whole sky upside-down. As kids, many of us ran through our parents' back yards, collecting fireflies in jars. They'd flicker inside, blinking out their little buggy code to each other. We would wonder what their bioluminescent blinkenlights were actually saying. Were they discussing the merits of Proust? Perhaps engaging in a rabid defense of French Existentialist poetry in an age of materialism and excess. No - nothing that heady. In fact, their gentle flickering communicates their ability to mate and their location - the entomological equivalent of ""Hey baby! Yo! Over here, good-lookin'! Yo!"" Of course, unless you're an 8-year old boy, or an entomologist, bugs are kinda icky, so handling them may not be your favorite thing to do. Also, there's the cruelty factor of shaking a jar full of bugs giving them tiny buggy concussions in an effort to stimulate their bioluminescence simply for the joy of a child who, in a few short minutes, will lose interest in favor of their Nintendo DS and some new Pokemon title. So where bugs fail us, robots fill in. These robots come in the form of tiny LEDs inside a frosted glass lantern. During the day, the lantern soaks up the energy of the sun, and during the night the little robot bugs glow, flickering and throbbing like real fireflies. You can set them to glow as long as they have power, or only when you shake the lantern. Don't worry about harming the little fellas - they aren't real. Your karma is safe. So traipse across your moonlit garden again, like you did when you were a kid. Set it on your night stand to offer a soft soothing glow while you sleep, or just take a walk using the lantern as cool illumination as you go. The fireflies won't mind - in fact, they'll probably come to check out the hot little robotic numbers inside. Ooh yeah, baby. Features Glass lantern full of flickering LED ""fireflies"" Rechargeable solar batteries keep your lights going for many hours Switchable to glow when it gets dark, or when you shake the jar Soothing light that's cruelty free! 4 inches in diameter, 5 3/4 inches tall"
ThinkGeek
Tosh Furniture Black Leisure Set
$1,450.00
Tosh Furniture Black Leisure Set
You've never been as productive as when you get a whole lot of nothing done in the Tosh Furniture Black Leisure Set. There won't be a season you can't enjoy beneath the adjustable canvas canopy of this outdoor lounger. The lightweight frame is made from strong, rust-proof aluminum covered in durable resin wicker. Resin wicker will give you the look and feel of wicker with the addition of strength and weather-resistance that will keep it looking fresh and new for years. If it's possible to add any more comfort to this piece, the soft foam cushion is going to do its best. The side table also features the same resin wicker-over-aluminum construction and is topped with a piece of clear 5mm tempered glass.DimensionsLounge Bed Dimensions: 64.96D x 64.96W x 31.89H inchesTable Dimensions: 24.02L x 16.14W x 15.75H inchesAbout Tosh FurnitureTosh Furniture has spent the last 20 years giving their customers the latest home furnishing styles while understanding that everyone is committed to a budget. Styles change fast, and Tosh Furniture has buyers worldwide that help provide looks from authentic vintage to futuristic, luxury or aggressively modern. Committed to value and craftsmanship in every piece they sell, Tosh Furniture is going to keep circling the globe to bring the best and latest to the marketplace.
Hayneedle.com
Noyes Sunburst 20-in. Clock - Control Brand MCM
$120.75
Noyes Sunburst 20-in. Clock - Control Brand MCM
The unique construction of the Noyes Sunburst 20-in. Clock can unite all the elements of your home design in perfect harmony. Steel rods burst out from the center clock and each spoke is tipped with alternating steel circles and espresso-finished pinewood beads. The clock itself combines shiny steel with matte black numbers and a center circle. These modern updates to an iconic retro design create the perfect sculptural piece for your wall … and it even tells time.
Hayneedle.com
Ceramic Zombie Mug
$14.99
Ceramic Zombie Mug
After years of research and the loss of many interns, we've finally discovered the inoculation that will save humanity -- or at least, most of it -- from the zombie virus. Injecting dead zombie blood into a chicken egg and incubating it? Nope. Wiping zombie spittle on your gums? Heck no. It's a little more gruesome, but we can't argue with success. The only way to make yourself immune from the zombie virus is to drink tea made in the shrunken, hollowed-out head of a zombie. Luckily, ThinkGeek has hired many headhunters and we've got a large supply of these mugs. (Funny story, we should have been more specific when we told HR to hire headhunters. Lesson learned!) Product Specifications Our zombie head cookie jar shrunk down to mug size! Drink from the shrunken head, gain mystical powers Capacity: 16 ounces of zombie-immunity tea Love your mug: Hand-wash for longest artwork life Not Microwave or Dishwasher Safe Hand wash only
ThinkGeek
Lil' Vampire Pacifier
$4.99
Lil' Vampire Pacifier
When our copywriter monkey's brother was a baby, he had a biting problem. He just loved sinking his brand new teeth into anything and anyone available and he especially loved the tender flesh of the human neck. And so, geekling Brian went through life chomping on anyone who dared cuddle him. He would probably have escalated to vampirism if not for one angel of a woman at the grocery store. Mid-dairy-aisle, Brian sunk his razor sharp baby teeth into his mother's neck, causing her to cry out. The woman moved in with advice. "Bite him back," she said. Brian's mom looked skeptical. "Seriously," the woman said. "He won't learn unless you bite him back." Mom sunk her teeth into Brian's tender baby neck. He cried, he screamed, and he never bit anyone ever again. Do you have a noisy baby or one you feel may grow up to drink the blood of mortals? This pacifier is the way to go. It features luscious red lips and a full set of teeth including sharp canines for sucking the blood of the living. Our lawyers say we must tell you that ThinkGeek is not responsible if your geekling grows up to be one of the undead (but we are grateful because that means they can be one of our customers for centuries!).
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Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutter
$6.99
Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutter
Is ginger used in embalming? No. Is it an effective herbal ingredient in tinctures that increase longevity? Not really. Can you make a ginger tea that will make you look younger, reduce wrinkles, stem the effects of Alzheimers, macular degeneration, or arthritis? Sadly, no. Ginger is great for things like stomach aches and nausea, but will it lead to a longer life? Probably not. So it is with this cookie cutter that we remind ourselves of our mortality. The inevitability of death. The haunting spectre of Thanatos as he creeps up behind you, scythe at the ready... but it's not all bad news! At least we can get some cookies out of the deal, and that will make the years we have left to us that much more delicious! Gingerbread men are a delicious holiday cookie, but the ones we make have a twist. The cookie cutter we use, you see, cuts a wee little man shape out of your rolled gingerbread dough, while the other side presses a cutesy little skeleton into the surface. The finished cookie looks like a Gingerbread x-ray. A GingerDEAD man, if you will. Get one of your own right here! They're high-quality food-safe ABS plastic is durable, and cleans up quickly, so you can get back to eating more gingerbread cookies. Ginger may not keep your hair-line from receding, but at least they're delicious! Features One gingerbread man cookie-cutter with skeleton impression Makes deliciously dead gingerbread men Durable ABS food-safe plastic Handwash only 5 inches high by 4.25 inches wide
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Baby Pink Rocking Poodle
$94.52
Baby Pink Rocking Poodle
Built to last under regular use by enthusiastic toddlers (and very careful parents, if you dare), this adorable pink poodle rocker is a great addition to a growing child's nursery. We obviously don't discourage the classic rocking horse, but this variation on the old favorite is exceptional. The plush fabric makes it extra safe for young riders while also allowing easy clean up with mild soap and water. A good choice for a unique nursery. Recommended for ages 2-5 years. Dimensions: 27L x 11W x 22H inches. Weight capacity 150 lbs.   About Charm Co. Charm Company is the nation's leader in battery powered and motion toys. Their standards of quality in terms of safety and performance are second to none and its special relationship with its customers proves it. The high-end, catalog, and department store toy market has consistently made Charm Company a success, and now their themed products can be seen in hotels, theme parks and gift shops all over the nation.
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Nostalgia Electrics SPF200 Soft Pretzel Maker
$29.99
Nostalgia Electrics SPF200 Soft Pretzel Maker
About Nostalgia ElectricsAt Nostalgia Electrics, the aim is to add excitement to your small appliances. Whether you find one of their products in a retail store, home shopping network, or online, it's guaranteed to meet and exceed your expectations. They strive for innovation in small appliances and while many of their products are designed to optimize your hosting experience, safety doesn't take a back seat. All Nostalgia Electrics carry the GS and SSA electrical approvals. With Nostalgia Electrics, Everyday's a party!
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Personal Pie Factory
$26.99 $18.89
Personal Pie Factory
It is our humble opinion that, despite the wonders of donuts, and the sublime simplicity of cupcakes, one dessert reigns supreme. The pie. Nothing beats a pie's masterful combinations of sweet and salty, and moist and flaky. A delicious firm crust surrounding the filling of your choice is the perfect capper to any special occasion. Aye, but there's the rub, isn't it? We only seem to make pies for special occasions, and that's just wrong. Pies can be hard to do right - you have to channel Betty Freaking Crocker to do it, sometimes. Plus, if you're making pie, you have to make pie for the group. Sure, there are probably a few of us here at ThinkGeek that would love to just sit down with a fork and a whole 9 inch pie, and gorge on it by ourselves, but there lies shame. Sweet, delicious shame. And so, we suffer through the lengthy periods after major holidays where we wait for an excuse to make pie, again. An excuse? We don't need no stinking excuse! We saw a need, and that need was for simple and single-sized pies that can be made at the drop of a hat. The solution came in this perfect little kitchen gadget right here. The Personal Pie Factory simplifies the process. Start with pie dough (nothing wrong with store-bought frozen dough), and your favorite fillings. Almost anything can work! Whole berries, canned cherries, pumpkin pie filling...! Oh, yeah. Close the lid, and in less than 10 minutes, you've got pie. And they're little bitty pies, too! Just enough for one, so now you can eat the whole pie by yourself, and the stigma for doing so can take a hike. Features Cooks up 4 delicious mini pies in under 10 minutes Nonstick surface for easy removal and cleanup You supply the dough and the filling 5.9 x 9.3 x 11 inches
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