"Our lawyers told us we had to add a disclaimer to this shirt's page. So here we go: The text of this shirt is not intended to encourage the wearer of this shirt or its readers to set things on fire. ThinkGeek shall not be liable for any loss or damage of whatever nature (direct, indirect, consequential, or other) whether arising in contract, tort or otherwise, which may arise as a result of your wearing of (or inability to wear) this shirt, or from your purchase of (or failure to purchase) the shirt from this site. Purchaser is solely responsible for the use of the shirt in any applications, including those of an experimental nature. But srsly, kids, please always have a responsible adult around when working with fire. Also, it never hurts to have a fire-escape plan and a fire extinguisher. Store them next to your zombie-escape plan and your zombie extinguisher (read: shotgun). ""Non-flammable? Challenge accepted."" in white ink on a black babydoll (fitted) shirt."
Glamdring The Sword Of Gandalf
One of the three legendary swords of Gondolin, Glamdring was found by Gandalf after being missing for over 6000 years. Forged for the King of Gondolin, Glamdring was wielded in battle only twice before the Fall of Gondolin and its inevitable disappearance. Stolen just before the end of the First Age by Scatha the Worm, the flightless dragon kept it, along with the other swords of legend amongst the other spoils he had stolen...
The Dice Are Trying to Kill Me T-Shirt - Charcoal, S
Table-top gamers tend to be a superstitious bunch. Maybe it goes hand in hand with the in-game proof that praying to the god of your choice can make your arrow fly more accurately. Or maybe it's the result of a chemical compound produced in the gourmet gestalt of Cheetos and Mountain Dew. Whatever it is, we definitely have our rituals and eccentricities...
Grumpy Kitty Babydoll
Annoyed kitty, touchy kitty, grouchy ball of fur. Moody kitty, grumpy kitty, Grrr, grrr, grrr. Grumpy Kitty and lyrics on an ice grey, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Swashbuckling BBQ Sword
For millions of years, humans have gathered around the fire to keep warm. One enterprising early hominid stored his haunch of wildebeest too close to the flames, and came away with an unexpectedly juicy and delicious roast 'beest. In subsequent attempts to replicate this magic "cooking" process, however, those cavemen tried holding the meat over the fire with their hands. Several debilitating burns later, they learned to hold the meat over the flames with green sticks...
Sting The Sword Of Bilbo Baggins
Certainly the tiniest of the three legendary swords, Sting was crafted as a dagger alongside Orcrist and Glamdring. Just as its siblings, it glows blue in the presence of orc and goblin. Lost in the Fall of Gondolin, Sting was missing for millennia. Finally, it was found in the cave of three trolls and taken by Bilbo Baggins. Sting earned its name from the way it was wielded by Bilbo against the spiders of Mirkwood Forest. They said that Bilbo himself had stung many of them with it...
Samurai Sword Chopstick Sets
"Eating Asian food is probably one of our pastimes here at ThinkGeek. Right by the office, we have a friendly Japanese place with sushi and bento boxes, a Vietnamese place to get our pho on, two scrumptious vegetarian Indian buffets, and even a Thai place with a garden dining area lined in hot pepper plants. And even though Sheldon would yell at us for using chopsticks to eat our Thai food, we do it anyway. You know why? Because eating with chopsticks is FUN with a capital FUN. When we first saw these, we were like, ""Oh cool! Chopsticks that look like samurai swords! WANT!"" Then we looked a little closer and realized that they're modeled after the weapons of actual samurai. Allow us to introduce you: Maeda Toshimasu (better known as Maeda Keiji) fought with Uesugi's clan and was best known for breaking through enemy lines in the battle against the Mogami with only eight riders. If you're ever in Japan you can check out Keiji's armor at the Miyasaka Museum. Sanada Saemon-no-Suke Yukimura (Sanada Yukimura for short!) was an excellent military tactician, winning battles even if his forces were outnumbered. He was called ""a hero who may appear once in a hundred years"" and a ""crimson demon of war."" Date Masamune was known as the one-eyed dragon due to his outstanding tactical skills and (more notably) his missing eye. Masamune's army was instantly recognizable by their black armor and golden head gear. Fan of Japanese stuff, eating Asian food, or swords? Maybe like us, you can say heck yes to all three. Pick up a set of these chopsticks and make your next meal infinitely more badass. Product Specifications Specialty chopsticks that look just like samurai swords Imported from Japan, where swords are serious business Detailed handles reproduce those of samurai swords Accented with gold highlights Functional and decorative, won't cut your tongue like a real sword Comes with a stand so you can keep your chopsticks off the dirty table between bites NOTE: ThinkGeek does not endorse putting real swords in your mouth."
Orcrist The Sword Of Thorin Oakenshield
Thorin Oakenshield found one of the three legendary swords of Gondolin, Orcrist after it was missing for over 6000 years. Forged alongside its mate, Glamdring, Orcrist was meant to be wielded by only a few. Among those few was Ecthelion of the Fountain. Never officially stated that the sword belonged to him, it can only be surmised that he used this sword to slay one of the two most famous and feared Balrogs, Gothmog. After slaying Gothmog, Orcrist disappeared, having been stolen by Scatha the Worm. 2000 years later, Scatha was slain by Fram, son of Frumgar and the beasts treasure hoard was recovered by the Dwarves of Ered Mithrin with Orcist buried deep within it. Some of the hoard was lost in transit as Fram's people settled in Rohan, and among those whom rediscovered some of its missing relics some years later in a troll den were Thorin and Gandalf. Thorin used it in battle, earning him his name, Thorin Oakenshield before he lost it after being captured in the Woodland Realm. It was later returned to Thorin, placed on, or in, his tomb after his death. Product Specifications Wield the sword of Thorin Oakenshield Solid metal hilt parts, simulated gemstones, acrylic resin grip Etched runic inscription Presented with wood wall mount display Officially licensed Hobbit collectible Includes Certificate of Authenticity Dimensions: 38 3/4" long with a 25 7/8" stainless steel blade
Leather Statement Cuff
Jewelry is very specific to an individual. Certain people are drawn to certain things. We really like the simplicity of these cuffs, though. Metal and leather. That's it. They're hand-crafted in the US. They have a sort of steampunk aesthetic. And when we saw our quotation options, we knew we had to have them. Choose from Courage: It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. (with an image of a tree) - e.e. cummings Lewis Carroll (attributed to Alice in Wonderland): Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Super Me: If I gotta be me, I'm gonna be SUPER me!!! (with an inscribed lightning bolt above and attribution below) Tolkien: Not all those who wander are lost. (with an image of a swallow, the popular paraphrase from the LoTR poem "All that is gold does not glitter") 8 3/4" long, 1 5/8" wide dark chestnut leather band. Note that this is a softer, malleable leather, not the hard stuff you usually find on cuff bracelets.It fastens using holes punched on one end which slip over two pairs of riveted posts on the other. Depending on how you fasten it, it fits a 7 1/4" (2 outermost holes + 2 outermost posts), 6 1/2" (all 4 holes and posts), or 6" (2 innermost holes + 2 innermost posts) wrist. The plates with the statements on them are cast in lead-free metal and then given an antique brass finish. They attach to the bracelet using brass hooks. Our crafty geek girls will want to know you can add other things on to the hooks, such as beads or charms, to make your statement cuff truly unique, like you. Product features 8 3/4" long, 1 5/8" wide dark chestnut leather band. Statements cast in lead-free metal. Adjusts to fit a 7 1/4" (2 outermost holes + 2 outermost posts), 6 1/2" (all 4 holes and posts), or 6" (2 innermost holes + 2 innermost posts) wrist.
Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya Babydoll
"We hate going to events that require nametags. We don't like encouraging strangers to talk to us. Plus, we always forget to take the damn thing off when we walk out of whatever it was that required the nametag, so we're headed home, stopping by the grocery store, accidentally encouraging the produce manager to address us by name. Which is just creepy. The one exception would be if you had a really long name such as Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim bus stop F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel. Or if you had something complicated you had to say with your introduction, such as, ""Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."" Saying that over and over gets tedious (just ask Count Rugen). So in this case, we figure we can condone the use of nametags. Just this once. Black babydoll (fitted) shirt with white and red ""Hello my name is..."" sticker over the chest, with Inigo Montoya's full spiel wedged in there."
Taylor Swift Wonderstruck 1.7 oz Eau de Parfum Spray
Taylor's personal life experiences inspired this fragrance. Just like her creative approach to songwriting, every element is authentic, embracing all that is special about Taylor. Wonderstruck is an awe-inspiring feeling. It could be a connection with someone or a rush you get when you experience something magical. Wonderstruck is also a lyric in the song "Enchanted" on Taylor's album, Speak Now. In this fragrance, a charming and sparkling surprise of vibrant fruits kisses a bouquet of soft petals and a touch of sweet indulgence.A perfectly charmed deep purple bottle holds this enchanting fragrance. The iridescent rainbow finish, never before used in the fragrance industry, gives the bottle a magical glow. The Moravian star, dove, and birdcage charms that adorn the bottle were hand-picked by Taylor to evoke her unique style and whimsical flair. Notes: Freesia, Green Tea, Apple Blossom, Raspberry, Dewberry. Style: Sparkling. Blushing. Enchanted.
Jessica Simpson Raurie Boots (Black/Taupe Lace) - Women's Boots
Make unforgettable memories in the Raurie dress booties.Suede upper in a dress bootie style with a peep toeSide zip closureBow ornament at rearTextile lining cushioning footbed1 inch wrapped platform midsoleSmooth outsole5 inch wrapped heel
Women's Bettie Page Libera
This peep toe shoe features a concealed platform, stiletto heel and ruffle lace trim with a bow at the vamp.
Shoe 6/1 Helen C
Lace Peep-Toe Pumps With A 10 Cm Stiletto Heel And 2 Cm Concealed Platform Approximately.
Bundle Monster 6pc Punk Gothic Style Ear Wrap Charm Ear Cuff Earring Stud- Set 1
Put a piece of punk in your outfit! This bundle includes 6 unique handmade ear cuff designs that wraps around your ear and is secured with either a clamp or a post-back piercing. An essential addition to any stylish accessory collection, these ear cuffs are handmade so no two ear cuffs are identically alike. Each set features pierced ear cuffs as well as ear cuffs for non pierced ears and is pre-selected and sold as viewed in the photo selection. Designs can be as simple as a single silver wing, a golden octopus or as over-the-top as a fully studded ear-to-hairpiece construction. Some ear cuffs are primarily for one side (left ear or right ear), while some can be used on both sides. **INFORMATION ABOUT SETS: SET 1 includes- 2 clamp designs (studded ear cuff-to-hair, gun metal gray studs), and 4 pierced designs (silver cone dangles, golden whisp, bronzed tiger, and skull claw). Due to the unique claw design, the skull post will not enter the claw backing completely. SET 2 includes- 4 clamp designs (mystic dragon, golden vines, silver wing, and golden octopus), and 2 pierced designs (dangling skulls and slithering snake). Please refer to pictures for suggested placement on your ear. NOTE: Due to differences between monitor displays, actual color may vary slightly from image. Bundle Monster is a registered trademark of Remi Collections LLC and is exclusively distributed by Bundle Monster. Bundle Monster trademark is protected by US Trademark Law.
Living Dead Souls HALTER PINSTRIPE A-LINE DRESS WITH BOWS
A leader in the alternative clothing sector, Living Dead Souls offers the best in goth, rockabilly, emo and pinup designs.